The Bridge

Johann

02:03

does anyone actually answer the questions lazers posts

kalina

*facedesk*

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Johann No. Nobody answers questions on Arqade. It is a cesspool of unanswered questions.

Fluttershy

@LessPop_MoreFizz Accurate.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@LessPop_MoreFizz Yeah, I don't know why anybody go there. Yahoo Answers is sooooo much better

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kalina

ouch

FEichinger

02:05

@kalina Not loud enough.

Fluttershy

facedesk

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@kalina How is babby formed? How is vidya gaem played? What is teh best game evar?

kalina

@FEichinger I'd rather not break my face over somebody that silly

Johann

FACEDESK

kalina

@YiJiang'sEvilClone ZOMG BESTEST GAME EVAR IS OBV MINESWEEPER

Johann

02:05

actually yahoo answers is great

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i think you are thinking of 4chan

the end of humanity

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

I think I experienced physical pain when I typed those out

FEichinger

...

facedesk

Johann

facedesk

Fluttershy

PaperStare @kalina

OrigamiRobot

@kalina ಠ_ಠ

Johann

02:07

paperstare

FEichinger

sigh

SaintWacko

@Johann Oh, it's not that bad

Johann

facestare

?

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@SaintWacko Except for /b/

Johann

not /b/

SaintWacko

02:08

@YiJiang'sEvilClone Nothing wrong with /b/

Johann

/b/ad memories

SaintWacko

Well, okay, lots of things wrong with /b/

But there's good on /b/, too

Johann

understatement

OrigamiRobot

@FEichinger I have accepted your challenge to make a better double down extender

SaintWacko

It's like an incredibly racist and insulting hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

All information can be found there

Johann

02:09

yes

except composed of creepers and hackers

FEichinger

@OrigamiRobot I didn't raise the challenge, but if you do manage to make one that can be lined up like the asker wants, that'd be awesome. I just can't imagine that to be possible at all.

SaintWacko

It's surprising how much creepers and hackers know

Johann

yes

OrigamiRobot

@FEichinger You did raise the challenge, you just may not have done so knowingly.

FEichinger

@OrigamiRobot No, technically the asker raised the challenge.

Johann

02:10

hey @FEichinger stop interrupting

quote you

FEichinger

I just provided an entry.

SaintWacko

@OrigamiRobot Double Down Extender?

FEichinger

@Johann If you were to look at this, funnily enough it is not actually me who interrupted here.

But there is even more to this that makes your complaint invalid, I just can't be arsed to discuss it.

Fluttershy

My passive-aggressive senses are tingling.

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Johann

dr. trollapus was approaching

jk

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

02:12

Ignore button. Now.

Johann

jk = joke

why is this so hard

FEichinger

Why is it so hard to type it out, I wonder?

Johann

it isnt

jk is just easier

Fluttershy

@Johann This is incorrect. jk means "Just kidding." It's not shorthand for "Joke."

Johann

look at placement of keys

that is not a rule of the internet

joke - vowels = jk

Fluttershy

02:14

...

kalina

JK is universally understood to mean 'just kidding'

Fluttershy

Welp, I guess it's finally time to get some use out of my ignore list again.

kalina

"good riddance"?

Johann

jk

Ullallulloo

kalina

02:15

you know you can't be a dick and then follow it up with "joke" like it doesn't matter

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Johann

I care so much

kalina

you best start

Johann

clap clap clap

kalina

I had hoped that flag had been for somebody else

such a shame

FEichinger

@badp You aren't around right now, by any chance, are you?

Fluttershy

02:16

I want to find out who keeps flagging stupid shit in Math..

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Fluttershy This was Mathematica, not Mathematics.

Fluttershy

Oh. Damn that single letter!

Wipqozn

ha! Take that @Fluttershy!

Fluttershy

And then the Bridge died.

FEichinger

Not really, no.

Wipqozn

02:20

@Fluttershy I blame you.

FEichinger

You just got burned, @Fluttershy.

Fluttershy

@Wipqozn It is always your fault.

FEichinger

Seems like you could use that one.

Johann

aaand there goes the bridge

FEichinger

Not really.

We just sometimes actually don't have anything to talk about.

Until the next cat picture shows up.

Or the next important person comes online.

Or ... anything, really.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

02:25

I can start posting ponies

FEichinger

@YiJiang'sEvilClone DEATH TO PONIES!

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Johann

sure time for spam

Fluttershy

@YiJiang'sEvilClone Make it so, @YiJi!

Johann

WELL controled spam

Ullallulloo

Mar 21 at 17:18, by Sterno

NO ONE CARES ABOUT PONIES

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Fluttershy

02:26

@Ullallulloo I care. =(

Johann

i second

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

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Johann

knowyourmeme.com/photos/…

FEichinger

@YiJiang'sEvilClone Because reasons. ò.ó

Johann

so what ever happened to derpy

kalina

02:28

@Ullallulloo I care about ponies

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Johann You mean aside from the whole being patently offensive thing?

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

See, I told you this was a great conversation starter

StrixVaria

@FEichinger Careful, you wouldn't want to get flagged.

FEichinger

@StrixVaria I'm a big boy, I can take it.

Fluttershy

@FEichinger That's what.......... Nah. Too easy.

kalina

02:30

@StrixVaria flagging "death to ponies" is an abuse of the flag system

FEichinger

@Fluttershy Hush!

StrixVaria

@kalina It's an invalid flag, at least. Someone flagged that very message recently, though.

kalina

yeah they did

I said exactly the same at the time

Fluttershy

Pretty sure we all know who it was.

Hell, I wasn't even in the room when it happened, but I figured it out easily enough.

FEichinger

If the people I think were in the room at that time, yeh, that was pretty obvious.

Tim Stone

02:32

Nicely done Mathematica, crushing @Wipqozn's dreams:

in Mathematica, 15 mins ago, by Wipqozn

you guys got my hopes up :(

FEichinger

The beauty of random flags from the science corner.

Lazers

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Q: Are some survival waves inevitable in Saints Row: The Third?

I want to complete the game while saving certain things for last. About two or three times now, despite diligence, I've somehow completed 2/26 survival waves when I've never actually saved having completed any instance of survival waves. Theory: Is/are there any story mission(s) that count(s) as ...

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FEichinger

How about we try to ... avoid further ponies with info about a game disaster noone cares about anymore?

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@FEichinger Uh, restoring cheetah speed is old news, and there's no information at all about the so-called 2.0

Yawus

@FEichinger I still don't know whether I want Simcity.

Fluttershy

02:37

Any new information on the Terraria update?

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@Yawus Wait a few months until they patch everything and it's up for 75% off on sale

Ullallulloo

@Yawus You don't.

Yawus

I love city simulation games, but the bugs and always-online thing kinda deter me.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

When I say patch everything I mean fix the broken simulation engine

FEichinger

@Fluttershy Not as far as I can tell, no.

Fluttershy

02:38

I saw something about waterfalls and turtles...

FEichinger

@YiJiang'sEvilClone Never gonna happen. Too expensive.

Fluttershy

What about Starbound?

FEichinger

@YiJiang'sEvilClone They'd need to get, like ... ads into the game, to finance that.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@FEichinger Good for you, because they already have

Fluttershy

Nissan Leaf!

FEichinger

02:39

@YiJiang'sEvilClone The joke wasn't obvious enough? :(

OrigamiRobot

PaperStare is back online.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

reddit.com/r/Games/comments/1c0gzr/…

FEichinger

@YiJiang'sEvilClone That's weird.

Yawus

PaperStare @OrigamiRobot

OrigamiRobot

@OrigamiRobot ಠ_ಠ

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kalina

02:42

@YiJiang'sEvilClone I didn't see that coming

oh, wait, no - I did

OrigamiRobot

@Yawus I live to serve.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@OrigamiRob is now weaponized and ready to fire!

OrigamiRobot

@YiJiang'sEvilClone ಠ_ಠ

Yawus

PaperStare @EveryoneOnBridge

OrigamiRobot

@EveryoneOnBridge ಠ_ಠ

Fluttershy

02:43

No good will come of this script.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@Fluttershy I hath unleashed untold evils upon this chatroom. Muwahahahaha.

Yawus

At this point, someone needs to say, "I have become Death, destroyer of worlds."

"I have become Anonymous, troll-er of Internets."

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Ullallulloo

@Fluttershy I approve of it.

Scootaloo

@Fluttershy hi

Fluttershy

@Scootaloo Yo.

Scootaloo

02:47

@Fluttershy :)

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