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12:00 AM
@StrixVaria I knew it!
 
12:12 AM
@FAE GW2 Mesmer cosplay:
 
FAE
@Wipqozn lol @ headpiece
 
@Wipqozn that is... wow.
 
What's with the front of her skirt?
 
@FAE I think you need a hoop skirt of that size to support that large a headpiece. probably some sort of safety requirement.
 
@Wipqozn Flagged as WTF
 
12:14 AM
Excellent. Brought chat back to life. tortoise shades
 
Lol... a good friend of mine recorded this...
 
@Wipqozn You've said shades one too many times lately. You've brought this on yourself
 
@Sterno I hate CSI so much.
Also, wow. Such terrible line delivery of such terrible lines.
 
Start words pause finish words shades
 
Every time someone mentions CSI I think of this:
and that always reminds me of this:
I really need to start watching Red Dwarf
Well gents, It's about time tortoise shades I head out.
 
12:23 AM
@Wipqozn BEAT FEET.
 
Oh man, this is actually hysterical.
What the hell did he DO.
To cause the game to do THAT.
Seriously, watch it.
> [DOG CURIOUS]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Ahhh stop wishing me a happy birthday.
People on facebook.
Also, in case anyone is interested, the King's Bounty Platinum Edition Bundle is on sale for $10.49 (70% off) at Gamersgate for a while.
 
@GnomeSlice Spam your wall with birthday wishes you say?
 
@Wipqozn Why did you do that... =[
 
@GnomeSlice Okay, I'm done.
 
Seriously, why did you do that.
:/
That's not funny.
 
12:34 AM
wtf
It thinks I'm in Saint John
I'm in a whole other province.
 
@Wipqozn So long as you're not proud of it.
 
@GnomeSlice I just couldn't express my wishes to you with just one message.
 
Well, I deleted your spam.
 
Here, I'll deleted the last piece of spam.
You're Welcome.
 
I left one message...
But if you want to delete it, that's your thing, I guess...
:S
 
12:36 AM
@GnomeSlice I meant the second to last one.
As in the last piece of spam.
 
Thought I got them all.
 
The first message wasn't spam. that was an actually birthday wish. The rest was just me being a dick.
@GnomeSlice nah, you missed one.
 
Hmmm. I want rice to go with my dinner, but I have none in the house.
I could get some form the chinese place, but just rice is too small an order for delivery minimums
 
Well I'm going to go watch Tv. Toodles ladies and gents. tortoise shades
 
and I don't want to leave the house to get it.
 
12:40 AM
@LessPop_MoreFizz Get rice + something and have whatever else leftover.
Leftover Chinese is tasty.
 
I can't stand Chinese food.
 
@GnomeSlice I'm not crazy for it, but white rice is fine for some things, and Fried Wontons are tasty I guess
 
Chicken Balls?
 
Oh wow I love Chinese food.
Not actual Chinese food, though.
Just the Americanized stuff.
 
I don't even like much of the Americanized asian food.
 
12:44 AM
@LessPop_MoreFizz cream cheese rangoons! although you hate them, so your taste in chinese food is null and void.
 
Newgrounds art of the day: Robot Monkey Empire
 
EGGSTERMINATE!
 
Additional dilemma: I have no cash in the house.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Pay with sex.
Ask for a woman.
Or.
Give him some jewelry.
Just forget all of those things actually.
 
@agent86 crab rangoon is awesome
 
12:54 AM
@LessPop_MoreFizz This is why I can never get delivery.
 
@GnomeSlice If only I could.
 
@IanPugsley wewt
I guess Fez is coming to XBLA this week finally?
 
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Q: Who is the other voice talking to Quinn at the end?

yx.At the end of the Missing Link, who is supposed to be the voice that was talking to Quinn?

 
yeargh phone, y u no work properly!?
also I think this (NSFW) is much funnier than it probably is
 
1:16 AM
Damn you @agent86, now I'm hungry. Guess I'll have to shovel some Easter candy in my mouth.
 
@IanPugsley I didn't think it was that funny until I read the caption. This is one of the funniest things I've seen all week.
 
@GnomeSlice I'm not cool with the language but the anger combined with that dog's expression...priceless
 
@IanPugsley Yeah, exactly.
The term 'little faggot' doubles its entertainment value.
I'm actually crying tears of laughter here.
Thank you.
 
@EBongo soon I will be dungeon defender'ing with the Mrs., if you'd care to join us.
 
@agent86 'Dungeon Defending'.
@IanPugsley I can't even think about it without doubling over.
 
1:23 AM
@GnomeSlice smile.jpg was ruined for me by that image
 
@IanPugsley Dunno what that is
 
not that smile.jpg was ever good enough to be ruined
@GnomeSlice creepypasta
 
@agent86 Interested, but we'll see if I get there. I have to start taxes (weep)... we'll see how that progresses.
 
@IanPugsley .... pretty sure I've seen that somewhere before.
 
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Q: What is the easiest way to defeat two Hewdraw heads at once?

Leo5882723To unlock a panel, I need to defeat two of the Hewdraw heads at once on any intensity. I have tried a few times already, and it seems that wearing two heads down and using an ultimate attack doesn't defeat them. Has anyone done this yet, or do you have an idea, weapon type I should use or strateg...

 
1:32 AM
@EBongo I wish you luck.
 
@GnomeSlice Well, seeing as it's on KYM, and you are an avid Internet User, that's not surprising.
 
1:48 AM
@LessPop_MoreFizz KYM?
 
@GnomeSlice Know Your Meme
 
Oh, right.
 
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Q: Can Endermen build Snowmen or Iron Golems?

lunboksThere's currently two mobs that can be spawned by arranging blocks in a certain pattern: Snowmen and Iron Golems. If an Enderman produces this pattern, does it spawn a mob as if I had placed the blocks? In other words: If I have a pumpkin farm next to an igloo, do I have to worry about my walls ...

 
user15026
Hey all :) After no internets since Thursday (yay moving) it feels so nice to chill. XD
 
2:04 AM
@DerpyHooves No internets?! Is not possible!
 
user15026
@BenBrocka We moved the internet to the new place on Thursday, but didn't move until Satruday, and I haven't had time to actually sit down and do anything until now XD Now there is internet, lemon tea beer, and life is good. (Even if my living room looks like a rummage sale)
 
Twitter simply does not work any more.
I haven't been able to successfully load and use it in almost a week.
 
@DerpyHooves Lemon. Tea. Beer?
 
user15026
@GnomeSlice Weird. It works fine for me, but I have been using their app almost exclusively recently
 
@DerpyHooves The mobile app appears to work fine .
 
2:08 AM
Works for me now, but the web app is occasionally buggy
 
It's not currently giving me the 'twitter is loading slowly' message, but if I try to reply to something it just scrolls so that that tweet is at the top, and does nothing.
 
user15026
It is quite yummy. :)
 
huh
 
My internet is completely not working at all, again.
 
2:10 AM
Reminds me I'm out of beer :/
 
@GnomeSlice I can vouch that this is false since you just sent that message.
 
My internet is barely working at all. Can't load anything that isn't already loaded.
 
user15026
@GnomeSlice It seems to be working fine for me.
 
@DerpyHooves It's obviously my internet.
 
@GnomeSlice To can't like, own the internet maaaan
 
2:16 AM
@RavenDreamer I don't know how to vote for your snowman answer...
 
5 hours ago, by Wipqozn
user image
 
What do you mean?
 
+1 for the screenshot, but -INFINITY for reddit!
 
If it makes you feel better, I only got to reddit from a google search.
 
That's somehow worse.
 
2:19 AM
How do you singular-ize "odds and ends"?
 
As in one odd and/or end?
 
user15026
@Wipqozn Those are all kinds of awesome!
 
or, in this case, "each odd and end".
 
I don't think you can have just one odd and end
I think that's just a...thing
 
Just use and/or
 
2:20 AM
Say "thingy" or some variation.
 
Why the fuck can't my laptop just play audio correctly. If I have headphoens in, I want to hear through the headphones.
And now that's working but all of the bass has suddenly disappeared.
 
No way Spirited Away is better than Akira... NOOO WAAAY... sorry was just looking at a youtube of top 10 anime films
 
This is beautiful:
 
Twitter, your inability to give me proper links to tweets is infuriating as all hell.
 
And now it's back.
 
2:22 AM
@LessPop_MoreFizz Well, since I've only seen one of those two....
 
I'm more laughing at the idea of anime nerd kanye
 
Wasn't Spirited Away that horse movie?
 
Hmmmm
 
Spirited Away was about a dragon and a bath house.
 
2:24 AM
@OrigamiRobot You're thinking of Spirit: Stallion of hte Cimmeron (or however its spelled)
 
And pigs.
 
@TylerShads That would be "the"
 
...
You're lucky you're a SIR
 
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Q: Can I disable ghosts?

StrixVariaI'm really tired of being killed by myself as I delve into the dungeon. I am very overpowered in ghost form, apparently, and it's really annoying to have to run away. Is there any way that I can tell the game that I want to play as if it's my first ever game, i.e. without dealing with former-mes...

 
@RavenDreamer It was a Miyazaki film.. So... You should already know it's good. But better than Akira? Doubtful.
 
2:25 AM
@Wipqozn This is excellent.
 
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE!
 
@GnomeSlice I thought you'd like that.
 
@Fluttershy You've got me backwards.
 
@OrigamiRobot Red ZIM robot = SIR
 
@TylerShads I'M NOT RED!
 
2:25 AM
@RavenDreamer What do you mean?
@OrigamiRobot Yes you are.
 
@OrigamiRobot looks at bigger profile image...yes youare
 
@Fluttershy Well, given that I'm explaining to Origami what was in Spirited Away, which of the two do you think I've seen?
 
@OrigamiRobot You're still red.
@RavenDreamer CAT FIGHT!
 
I hate you all T_T
 
I am not a cat.
I did not think this needed clarification.
 
2:27 AM
@Fluttershy Well, in fairness, Spirited Aways translation might make it the better film in english.
 
@OrigamiRobot That's exactly the kind of thing Red GIR would say!
 
This is GIR
 
If only I wasn't too lazy to find me nested crying GIF
 
This is a SIR
 
2:27 AM
I see a resemblance
 
@Wipqozn This is fantastic.
 
I just got my first tumbleweed badge!
 
@OrigamiRobot You're still red to me.
 
2:28 AM
I was striving for that one.
 
@GnomeSlice I'm listening to this one now.
 
I see green.
 
@RavenDreamer Well, considering you were explaining what Spirited Away was about, I'd guess you've seen Spirited Away. o.O
 
Hard Refreshed chat...still see red
 
2:29 AM
@OrigamiRobot Is green for me everywhere.
 
@Origami has been switching between red and normal for a while now to troll everyone.
 
4 mins ago, by Fluttershy
@RavenDreamer It was a Miyazaki film.. So... You should already know it's good. But better than Akira? Doubtful.
 
I'm the one being trolled
By gravatar.com
 
I read that as "you should see Spirited Away because it's good."
"but Akira is better"
 
2:30 AM
@OrigamiRobot Yeah, it's pretty hilarious.
 
@OrigamiRobot You're still red from my home computer, but green from my work computer.
 
You know, I liked Akira more when I was a kid, and thought that because it made very little sense, that meant it was good
 
I should really read the Akira manga.
 
I am going to punch the internet right in its cache!
6
 
Mononoke I would say be closest Miyazaki could come to beating Akira, if not they're equally as good...IMO
 
2:31 AM
@OrigamiRobot I took away my star because of your misused apostrophe, but then you fixed it.
 
@RavenDreamer Oh. Nope. I've never seen Spirited Away. I just know Miyazaki does good work. If you haven't seen Akira, you should.
 
That reminds me, I wanna make a sockpuppet named The Turkey.
 
Why in the crap did a moderator remove my star from @Origami's post?
CENSORSHIP
 
Speaking of animes, a random thought occurs...I'd rather KH be an anime series, because then at least, we wouldn't be waiting 10 years for a continuation of the story because of low quality hardware for the project
 
@StrixVaria Which message?
 
2:33 AM
@TylerShads Thiiiiiiiis
 
2 mins ago, by OrigamiRobot
I am going to punch the internet right in its cache!
 
@StrixVaria That's...odd.
 
@StrixVaria I still see a star on it
 
> You have already voted, but the voting has been cleared by a moderator
3
 
@Fluttershy I want to ball-punch Nomura until he makes KH3
 
2:33 AM
@Sterno Someone else starred it since then.
 
@TylerShads So do I.
 
It's gotta be because even he has a hard time following all this shenanigans in the series :p
so until he figures it out, we have to wait, and the console BS is just a way to cover his ass
 
@TylerShads They just need to stop with the sub-par spin-offs and finish the story.
 
I thought BBS was good? didn't play it
358/2 was pretty bad...
 
@Fluttershy That's just silly. If they didn't make sub-par spin-offs how are they going to milk the series?
 
2:36 AM
only reason I got through it is because I love Roxas
 
@GnomeSlice and now I'm listening to this one
 
@Wipqozn Toys... And then a cartoon.
Or movie.
 
@TylerShads The programmer in me twitches. That game should have been 179!
 
@RavenDreamer an int only man I see
 
@RavenDreamer The programmer in me twitches all the time. That's how I know it's time to feed him.
 
2:39 AM
Can someone try and explain to me what this guy is arguing?
2
A: How spell casting works in diablo 3?

Nappycommented: You basically want to say that a weapon which is twice as fast but with half the damage can be considered equal. If I read DPS I think of a value per time like mph km/h etc. When this is not equal across types that is like you would say you can not compare the speed of a car with the speed of a plane. If thats true why do they use the term damage per second?

 
@RavenDreamer No idea...
 
so how was MI4? Just flipped it on
 
@TylerShads Ghost Protocol?
 
@Fluttershy aye
 
@TylerShads I thought it was pretty good. Way better than 2.
 
2:43 AM
@RavenDreamer You're confusing DPS and damage. Damage is how much damage you do with one attack, and DPS (damage per second) is how much damage you deal per second
In your post it sounds like you should be saying damage, not DPS.
 
@Fluttershy 2 sucked, but 3 was amazing
 
@Wipqozn No, the DPS is actually higher on the slower weapons.
 
@TylerShads This one's on par with 3.
 
The damage is also, but by a greater factor than the speed.
 
@Fluttershy oh good :)
 
2:45 AM
BBC needs to speed up its production of Sherlock episodes
I deem 3 a year to be insufficient
 
@RavenDreamer hm, I see this but then...
> What this means is that weapon speed is balanced as a stat; either you deal more damage, or you use more attacks, with, ideally, both methods giving nearly equivalent results.
That doesn't make much sense.
 
@Wipqozn That sentence should probably be abilities.
 
I don't see how they would be giving nearly equivalent results, if you're just talking about damage, which is what it sounds like that sentence is saying.
 
Yeah, pretty much nothing in that answer and comments made sense to me.
 
@RavenDreamer I was saving a better version of this question for the sudden but inevitable D3 contest.
 
2:47 AM
@Wipqozn Faster weapon speed = faster ability animations.
 
@RavenDreamer So faster spell casting basically?
Yeah, okay.
Your last sentence is what was causing me, and I assume the commenter, confusion.
 
@Wipqozn Ayup. Slow weapons have higher %weapon damage, but fast weapons let you use more %weapon damage abilities.
And I've since edited it.
 
@GnomeSlice Make sure to listen to this one too.
 
3:22 AM
I don't know how playing a game with permadeath makes me more careless.
 
dot dot dot
 
When I play D2 (not hardcore, mind you), I refuse to go anywhere where I might even have a chance of dying.
In Crawl? Whatever. 15 orcs? Let me jump right in there.
 
You worked hard for that EXP!
 
Yeah I need to start being more conservative.
 
@StrixVaria THis is fairly amusing.
 
3:44 AM
 
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Q: A new comer to Amazing -- Simpler method to discover gamers seeking to synergy?

user1305894A new comer to Amazing -- Simpler method to discover gamers seeking to synergy? swtor credits

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Q: How do I change my player name in minecraft multiplayer when im using mcpatcher?

Potato SkinHelp me! When I connect on my minecraft server my name is like player255 and I spawn in the starting spawn.Can someone tell me how I can change my name on mcpatcher because I want to spawn where I disconnect.

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Q: xbox 360 wireless headset with bluetooth

AlfI've been using my wireless headset for sometime now, my wireless controller was damaged and now have a new one, I connect the controller to the console perfectly as user one but my wireless headset won't connect to user 1, it'll connect to users 2.3 & 4 but wont allow me to connect as user 1...

 
@Wipqozn I flagged it. >.>
 
@Fluttershy Good job man!
high-five
 
high-five
Can't brohoof anymore since you're no longer a pony.
 
3:53 AM
@Fluttershy I was going to make the same joke, haha
 
Broke link
@Lazers This needs a better title, but I'm at loss.
 
0
Q: How can I reset my Xbox 360 wireless headset?

AlfI've been using my wireless headset for sometime now. My wireless controller was damaged and now have a new one. I connect the controller to the console perfectly as user 1, but my wireless headset won't connect to user 1. It'll connect to users 2, 3, and 4, but wont allow me to connect as user 1...

How about this?
 
I said I'm at a loss...
 
@Wipqozn Good enough.
My mouth is on fire!
 
@Fluttershy Sounds hot.
 
3:58 AM
That spammer posted on SO 2 days ago
 

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