The Bridge

5:00 PM

But hey now I have a burner mp3 player that works on wifi

Since they gave me no trade in value

@Dragonrage I did. Just keep your distance and stay in cover

I did it as arcstrider and the super was useless, so you should be able to do it with any subclass. I didn't have the nightstalker until I was already at 280'ish power...

badp

it's not a good time to be buying a phone

new phones are STILL releasing with android 7, probably because the oreo model of doing things properly takes too much work

the new pixels suck

@BlueBarren some phones you could be excited about aren't out yet

(razer phone, 1+5t)

some phones you could be excited about look hideous

(wtf was sony thinking with its glass surface xperia xz premium)

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How do I skip the opening cutscene in Attack the Light?

Whenever I open Steven Universe: Attack the Light on iOS, I have to wait through a minute and a half of logos and cutscenes before I can start playing. Is there any way to skip the opening cutscene?

attack-the-light

Unionhawk

5:21 PM

Look we've been over I'm dumb and that's fine

But my old phone has started dying at like 45% battery

Chippies

@Unionhawk I hope you got accident warranty

phones these days are too fragile :/

BlueBarren

@badp are you telling me I shouldn't be considering buying a oneplus 5t?

badp

@Unionhawk I'm in the same situation

BlueBarren

Hmm if you say so

badp

and I think you also have a 6P?

@StrixVaria have you considered using it

meanwhile in spohrts

Huge pile up - Crash - 2017 Macau Grand Prix - FIA GT World Cup

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Yuuki

5:34 PM

Incredibles 2 Official Teaser Trailer

►

IT'S HAPPENING

Unionhawk

@badp yes

badp

@Unionhawk battery EOL buddies!!

Avery

badp

@Avery is this memes

Avery

what is this, a goddamn doctorow novel?

Unionhawk

5:34 PM

I went to Verizon thinking they might give me a trade in and hahahahahaha no

But then did it anyway because I'm dumb

But it's fine this one is payment plan not retail

badp

so what did you end up getting

does it strike fear in late capitalism type people

Avery

@Yuuki comedy, 2017, colorized

badp

does it bring life to the evergreen american socialist dream

user15026

Dear everyone - I wish I could make things not like this but this is how the company is and how it operates and this is what I can offer you.

user15026

sigh

user15026

5:38 PM

Today is not a good day

badp

@Ash please stay strong

Avery

how does that even burn the hair jfc

user15026

@badp I will. I have pierogies for lunch and after work I will play board games with friends and it will be okay. Just right now today everyone is using me as a punching bag so I am a little tired but I will bounce back

Avery

besides didn't we see in the first movie that he has powers why is he celebrating it now

badp

@Ash what's in them?

user15026

5:43 PM

@badp cheese and potato, and I have a spicy sour cream to dip them in

Sterno

Movie of the Year easy

The Disaster Artist | Official Teaser Trailer HD | A24

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Unionhawk

@badp pixel 2 xl because dumb idiot decided not having a 3.5 is fine I guess idk

badp

3.5?

Unionhawk

But I like the screen size vs phone size better than what I saw in the motos so

@badp pixel 2 did the Brave(tm) thing and didn't put a headphone jack in

badp

ah yes

Unionhawk

5:50 PM

But it's basically my Nexus otherwise so

badp

the 1+5t has that but no betas

:/

SaintWacko

Betas?

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: World of Warcraft - Legion

If I am about to purchase the world of warcraft game now, when I buy the base game WOW, does it include Legion?

world-of-warcraft os-x

badp

6:07 PM

@SaintWacko google.com/android/beta

> Which devices are eligible?
> - Nexus 5X, Nexus 6P, Nexus Player
> - Pixel C, Pixel, Pixel XL
> - LG Watch Sport

I think it's fair to expect the Pixel 2's on this list soon

maybe I should just get a pixel xl

and change it again next year on the hope that the pixel 3 is better

but like

~

In other news

apparently the current Formula 3 season features an Hasburg

Ferdinand Zvonimir von Habsburg

Ferdinand Zvonimir Maria Balthus Keith Michael Otto Antal Bahnam Leonhard von Habsburg (born 21 June 1997 in Salzburg), is the eldest son of Karl von Habsburg, head of the House of Habsburg-Lorraine. Habsburg is a racing driver currently competing in the FIA European Formula 3 Championship. == Family == Habsburg was born on 21 June 1997 and is an Austrian citizen. He was baptised on 6 September 1997 in Zagreb by Cardinal Franjo Kuharić. He was also given the traditional Croatian name Zvonimir (after King Demetrius Zvonimir of Croatia from the 11th century). While his traditional titles ar...

Knight of the Austrian Imperial and Royal Order of the Golden Fleece, Knight Grand Cordon of the Imperial and Royal Military Order of Maria Theresa, Knight Grand Commander of the Imperial and Royal Order of Saint George, and head of the House of Habsburg-Lorraine, Archduke Ferdinand Zvonimir Maria Balthus Keith Michael Otto Antal Bahnam Leonhard von Habsburg of Austria

not eligible to become a king, sadly

his gramps done fucked up

his father hosted a tv show?

and he owns some dutch media

Lazers 2.0

6:28 PM

0

Q: How to control a rocket?

Historically I've been using a LOT of rockets and a LOT of fuel in order to achieve successful flights -- burning 6-8 BACC "Thumper" Solid Fuel Boosters to lift a payload of 2-4 FL-T800 Fuel Tanks so I can get into a stable orbit, then I burn an entire FL-T800 Fuel Tank just to do a flyby of the ...

kerbal-space-program

Yuuki

Avery

@Yuuki oh yes, that always does it

GodEmperorDune

6:58 PM

@Yuuki hue

Kevin van der Velden

7:14 PM

I think I parked underneath @badp's work today? :o

badp

that is not possible

unless you parked in the underground, in which case you must be made of gold

Kevin van der Velden

I did park in the underground

But it's limited to 20 euros on saturdays

So I'm only made of silver

badp

I guess you wanted to avoid the Let's Find The Pedestrian Access To Amsterdam Zuid Game

Kevin van der Velden

Yes

badp

I have actually no idea how expensive it is to park a car there

but it must be lots

€60 a day

Avery

7:18 PM

damn.

badp

€2.3k a year

Avery

even parking on saw is cheaper

badp

parking in Amsterdam is nuts

€4/hr is like on the cheap end of things

Avery

sabihagokcen.aero/passengers-and-visitors/transport-and-parking/…

Kevin van der Velden

Phone pls, connect to the thing

Avery

7:19 PM

just 42 liras per day.

that's still a lot but nothing compared to 60eur/day

badp

parking at schiphol... is that even an option

Kevin van der Velden

It is

badp

the actually regular parking is €37.50/day

but then you actually have to go to Amsterdam

so that's some €8 euros if you're not a tourist

and if you are a tourist

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and if you aren't a tourist but you just arrived and you're going to be sticking around for a while

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holy shit

the "premium parking" is actually cheaper

Avery

@badp I think that it requires membership

badp

did they really peddle normal parking "for everyone" and hid the cheaper option behind the premium name

@Avery ah. yes. €215/yr.

Avery

7:27 PM

like for example if you have miles and smiles card you can use fast track free and get exclusive prices on parking etc

quartata

uh has badp.exe stopped working

Avery

but you see it's hard for tourists to get it

quartata

seeing lots of crazed laughter

badp

oh

trust me

they aren't crazed

they're accurate

Kevin van der Velden

@badp on nederlandseboardgamierungiawerawera

The Mattbat999

7:28 PM

Just got Dark Souls 2 for 360. Yay?

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Can't straighten rocket components

This is a little annoying quirk that I've struggled with whenever I'm building a rocket: Half the time pieces refuse to go on straight. Once the rocket gets into this state I usually have to scrap the whole thing and start over, because every part starts going on crooked (radial decouplers, ...

kerbal-space-program

0

Q: How to get around a progress-breaking bug in 'Powered Up'?

In the mission 'Powered Up' I'm asked to attend the directorate meeting to conclude the mission, but sitting down on the chair fails to trigger the event. Here is a youtube video (behind donotlink because the preview may contain spoilers) of a person having the same problem: (Obviously Spoilers)...

fallout-4

Kevin van der Velden

Also I spoke with an american today who also was like "what, how does this write egg salade" at a thing of "SCHARRELEI salade" @badp

badp

how do you go from SCHARRELEI to "write egg"

Kevin van der Velden

Or say egg salade, close enough

YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT I MEAN

The Mattbat999

@KevinvanderVelden wait, "egg salade"? I thought it is spelt "egg salad".

Kevin van der Velden

7:34 PM

Erm, it is in english

You are right =p

Anyway the confusion was mostly "I know how egg is spelled in dutch (ei), why is it the rest of the letters"

Avery

@KevinvanderVelden why the rest of characters tho

Kevin van der Velden

Scharrel, which is basically free-range

Avery

ah

also tfw you try to take a head tap image (like this) but your hair is too long to be able to pull it off but you end up with a cute selfie anyways

Sterno

Free weekend for those who might want to try Overwatch

Avery

@Sterno also 50% off

I bought it but I need a windows partition, it's slow as heck through wine

discord pls

second time in 2 days

Sterno

7:56 PM

You can spot the smurfs on a free weekend by seeing who is breaking all the shit in the spawn room at the beginning of a match

Yuuki

Yeah, I would probably be a horrible street thug.

Kevin van der Velden

Don't worry, you can be horrible without being a street thug

Avery

8:10 PM

shakes fist at slack gods why do you force me to login to each server separately ugh

I'm in like 10-15 slacks and just ugh

uuugh

at least downtimes allow me to look a great memes

badp

@Sterno remind me to download the thing and do nothing but break shit in spawn all game long

Sterno

No, if you did it all game long, you'd obviously be a newbie

badp

can I bring the shit that I broke out of spawn

and show it to the enemy team

Kevin van der Velden

Sometimes

You can take the basketbal

badp

sounds like effort

I'll just be trading for hats on all chat

Avery

8:25 PM

first

you gotta get your voice pitch up

like hella up

way above female level

you wanna sound like a prepubescent child

badp

I'm sure there is an option to do this with microphones

Avery

and then you want to press ` and never let it go and talk allllllllll day

badp

for maximum effect I'll just read trump's timeline

that should really sell the prepubescent child narrative

Avery

god I hate whatsapp

user15026

90 min left in my day, and so far I've managed to survive. So that is something.

badp

8:33 PM

just 89 more!

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Marketwatch auto trading scripts?

Are there any auto trading scripts for the virtual stock market game Marketwatch? I would like to see how I compare to an AI in terms of stock market skills.

unity-web-player

Sterno

I survive almost every day

There's just that one day where I don't

Kevin van der Velden

I dunno, there have been plenty of days I haven't survived

Avery

@KevinvanderVelden then how are you still alive

Kevin van der Velden

I wasn't born yet

I'm fairly sure that I haven't survived the majority of days

user15026

8:49 PM

@Sterno This is a laudable achievement!

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Minecraft base, mineral theme

How should I make a Minecraft base that is centered around minerals.with hidden door.As well as a server to help guide me how to make it.

minecraft

Avery

ugh discord is up and cdns were up too but now cdns are down again and dfgjkhdfsg

at least the proxy part of cdn

Avery

9:10 PM

I am memeing with a certain person on 6 platforms at once (discord, whatsapp, sms, email, twitter DMs, snapchat).

What am I even doing with my life

user15026

9:20 PM

gives themself a cookie (or ten) for untangling and setting back up a customer's frustrating internal mess - 2 routers, and a set of powerline adapters, working over the phone with someone who didn't know what any of it was

Avery

@Ash hands them some more cookies, says something along the lines of "you can never have too many cookies" yay \o/