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Mana

23:00

@GnomeSlice Wooooooah

GnomeSlice

I'm trying to think of what other gamecenter games I have.

I'm 98% sure I have more iOS games then both of you put together.

Multiplied by two.

@Mana What.

James

@OrigamiRobot As you should be :D

GnomeSlice

@BenBrocka Ahh you have Arel Wars!

James

@GnomeSlice Hehe, I saw Ashley's iOS game count and then asked for recomendations :D

GnomeSlice

@James I probably have more than her, as well.

badp

23:01

And so it begins.

GnomeSlice

I have 14 Gb of iOS games.

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice I think he's referring to your choice of wording.

GnomeSlice

And that's just currently ON my iPod.

Ben Brocka

Edited, Can someone that plays Skyrim verify this is accurate though?

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A: How do I kill a giant?

Or you can take it like a boss with combat like was soon they strike. I move to the side while they are getting ready for their next attack I strike him. When fighting giants at a low level like 7 I sneak attack them go to the nearest city (if there is one) or shoot with the bow and run. If you...

GnomeSlice

@BenBrocka Beaten Heroes vs Monsters yet?

James

23:02

@GnomeSlice She has 117 registered with game center

Ben Brocka

@GnomeSlice haven't played it

GnomeSlice

@James I have 130 with Gamecenter.

Probably twice that without gamecenter.

I have... a lot.

Kevin Y

@GnomeSlice Only 123 here.

GnomeSlice

Also, you can find me twice in Arel Wars, because I got a new iPod, and there's no account recovery.

James

I am happy with my some 20 games :D

GnomeSlice

23:03

Funnily enough, my first account is into the 1100s in the global leaderboards.

Ben Brocka

I keep meaning to play arel wars

and I did play humans vs monsters but removed it

GnomeSlice

Hah.

@BenBrocka AH DO IT.

@BenBrocka Why!?

user2334

@BenBrocka Sorry, edit conflicted that like a boss.

James

@BenBrocka As soon as he says 'Take it like a boss' I stop reading :D

GnomeSlice

@BenBrocka You've got a lot of paid games, considering how many you have.

I do to, but I get most of them on free promotions

Ben Brocka

23:04

@MarkTrapp it's fine, I assume you know more about skyrim than I do

GnomeSlice

@BenBrocka By the way, I'd recommend Space Miner: Space Ore Bust!.

It's a neat game based on the original Asteroids.

Ben Brocka

I still have a bunch of (paid) games I need to finish first :P

GnomeSlice

Lots of value.

Also, speaking of @AshleyNunn, have you ever played Globulous Mania @AshleyNunn?

@BenBrocka It's like $2.

Ben Brocka

price isn't the problem :P

I have one homescreen full of paid games I enjoy I want to finish, and several folders of other crap already

GnomeSlice

'Depict' is a great little multiplayer game similar to 'draw something' but not persistent. i.e. you get five people in a room, and the drawer has 30 seconds to draw something from a list, and people have to guess it.

@BenBrocka That's it?

The entirety of my 15 pages are full of apps and folders.

Ben Brocka

23:07

that;s just the best of the best

GnomeSlice

Also, Galcon is just awesome.

Ben Brocka

ipad, so my pages are bigger. But I try to keep it to folders

GnomeSlice

I went through and REMOVED bunch of apps today so I could fit some more music.

4x4.

Your pages aren't bigger.

Ben Brocka

oh, really? Not that much bigger then

4x5

GnomeSlice

Oh. I thought they were the same.

Lets see... favourite iOS games.

Stair Dismount: Universal, hands down.

Ben Brocka

23:09

btw, everyone with iOS should check Imaginary range if you like square soft or comics. It's pretty sweet, and the minigames are okay

and it's free

FAE

@badp oh god wtf

badp

@FAE <3

James

@BenBrocka I am a square fan

Wipqozn

@FAE So do you know what badp is talking about...? Because I still have no idea.

FAE

@Wipqozn There are no words. You have to see it to believe it.

Wipqozn

23:11

@FAE How / where can I see it...?

GnomeSlice

Bombardier's Guild. Galcon. Orbital. Mechanic Panic. MiniSquadron: Special Edition. Star Defense and The Creeps!. 6th planet (Oh my god that game was amazing). Puzzlevania. Heroes vs Monsters. Jetpack Joyride. Tiny Wings. Kosmo Spin. Glyder 2 (not available any more I think). Any of the jellycar games. Wireway. Muffin Knight (Super Crate Box ripoff). Hookchamp and Hook Worlds. Rogue Runner. Jet Ball. Aqueduct. Mr. AahH!!. Gravity Lander 1 and 2. Death Worm. Tiki Totems.

Rah, out of space.

Ben Brocka

jetpack joyride is awesome

can't wait for the update

James

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Q: Ultra-hardcore signups

Please answer this thread with the following: Your Minecraft username The days you can play Whether you can record A picture representing you or description of a picture for the recording of the event (see the player's pictures in the Mindcrack intro below for examples). One the 1st and 8th ...

How important is alchemy going to be in that I wonder?

GnomeSlice

Haypi Dragon. Super Stickman Golf (AMAZING). iBlast Moki. Sushi Cat (get it now). Cow Trouble. Globulous Mania. Feed me Oil. Lucky Coins. Magnetic Billiards: Blueprint (awesome). Nano Panda. Slam Dunk King. Cestos. Exodus. Space Miner: Space Ore Bust (would have paid like $10 for the amount of value in this). Harbor Master. Lock n' Roll. Strimko Gold. Wriggle. The Heist. Stompem (awesome, retro, free). Blocks Mania. Blockoban. Guardian Rock (One of my favourites).

Wipqozn

insert coin

Tristan

23:16

@badp So... What exactly is Mars Effect?

user2334

lame april fools' day joke

badp

@MarkTrapp let's see your awesome april fools' day joke. :P

Wipqozn

Oh!

Tristan

@MarkTrapp Aaah, gotcha.

Wipqozn

Now I get it.

GnomeSlice

23:18

Continuity 2. Burn the Rope 1 and 2. Beyond Ynth (REALLY well done). Multiponk (awesome production, free). Rainy Day 1 and 2. Time Geeks. Alphabetic. Space Loops. Tower Bloxx. Nano Galaxy. Top Gear Stunt School. Dune Rider. Zombie Highway. Trucker's Delight (ridiculous). Snail Mail (HARD). Death Rally. Extreme Road Trip. G.I. JOYRIDE (hilarious, free). Mad Skills Motocross MX. Bit Pilot (Music by Sabrepulse!). Stone Wars (great worms clone). Tilt to Live (just plain awesome).

Wipqozn

It must be ana pril fools day joke I'll see once it is midnight my time.

Ben Brocka

cut the rope is awesome

Ronan Forman

@Mark Are you playing tomorrow?

user2334

@badp I'm an April Afoolsist, and I'd appreciate it if you were tolerant towards my lack of beliefs in bad jokes.

user2334

@RonanForman Can't: have to go to the optometrist because I broke my glasses

badp

23:19

@MarkTrapp Today's the worst possible day to be an April Afoolsist

user2334

@badp Today's a great day: dunno why everyone is jumping the gun. Tuning out tomorrow, though

Ronan Forman

@Mark Ha! I mean... I'm sorry to hear that.

badp

@MarkTrapp It's 0020 April 1st in Correct Earth Time

user2334

@RonanForman Oh it's "ha!" worthy. I currently am sporting glasses with duct tape that keep falling off my face

Ronan Forman

@James Getting blaze will hard.

GnomeSlice

23:21

Action buggy. Bug Heroes, and Bug Heroes Quest. Solomon's Boneyard and Solomon's Keep(AWESOME action dungeon crawlers). Men vs Machines. 1112 (expensive! point and click style adventure). Beat it!. Stardunk Gold. Lightbike 2. Pocket Tanks. Anodia. Boomshine. Survivium, until you have to start paying... Dropship. iStunt and iStunt 2. Thumpies. Queen's Quest. iTunnel 3D. Gold Rush 2. Hard Lines. Sentinel 2. Robot Wants Kitty. Early Bird. Run like Hell!. Piyo Blocks 2.

James

@RonanForman Yeah, but swiftness potions could be key

Just is it worth the potential health loss :)

Ronan Forman

Fire resistance will be useful.

GnomeSlice

'Blackout'. Depict. Scrabble Blast. Bankshot. Playmesh's 12 games in one. Soccer Stealers. Off the Leash.BrickBreakerDeluxe2. Frantic Frigate. Space Puzzle (space invaders, turn based!) Bridgebasher and Simple Physics. Steambirds: Survival. Ancient Frog. Geared 2. Push Morty Push!. Micro Panda. Retro Pinball. Shapeshift. Ace Casino. Sweepman. Touch Tanks.

I think that's probably enough for now.

Ronan Forman

Ooh, poison splash.

agent86

@Wipqozn meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/127698/its-clip-cloppy

this year's april fool's joke is "clip cloppy" the helpful unicorn.

GnomeSlice

23:25

$20 says nobody here is going to try even one of those.

OrigamiRobot

@RonanForman you should link to that .jar file in the meta post

GnomeSlice

=[

OrigamiRobot

and link to John's answer to the version question

GnomeSlice

Wow, what a waste of time.

James

@RonanForman How so? I am not sure how common diamonds would be for enchanting tables.

Maybe an enchanter is more key though than potions

Ronan Forman

23:26

It's against the ULA.

GnomeSlice

Are @BenBrocka and @James even still here.

Oh, there's @James.

James

@GnomeSlice I am playing ultra hard core mine craft, hehe

GnomeSlice

@James I just posted a shitload of iOS games.

Ben Brocka

I am, but I have enough iOS games for now :P

unless you know any that are specifically amazing on ipad3, which I'm getting the 6th or something

GnomeSlice

Openfeint has something weird going on though. No matter what I'm doing now, it always shows me as playing 'Jetpack Joyride'.

@BenBrocka Muffin Knight.

If you don't mind playing a ripoff of Super Crate Box.

Ben Brocka

23:29

hadn't heard of the original

James

WHEW... 3 creepers 2 skeletons... that is MEAN

Ben Brocka

Infinity blade 2 is their alleged showcase for ipad 3 but it sounds like the art assets aren't even updated, just the fonts

GnomeSlice

Okay, I'm going to post like FIVE games that I REALLY REALLY like for iOS instead of like 300.

Stair Dismount: Universal. Galcon. Puzzlevania. Hookchamp. Super Stickman Golf.

Those games are all amazing.

Mana

@GnomeSlice Why?

GnomeSlice

@Mana BECAUSE.

Mana

23:32

@GnomeSlice okay I'm sold, damn.

GnomeSlice

Stair Dismount is amazing. Tons of replay value, hilarious animations, great production values, TONS of levels if you buy the level pack, which is new, and I had to pay for them all individually...

Mana

@GnomeSlice What type of game is it?

GnomeSlice

Galcon is an awesome multiplayer strategy type game.

@Mana You push a guy off of various structures and try to cause as much damage to him as you can.

Full 3D, great music, great sound effects, great graphics, loads of fun.

Mana

@GnomeSlice Sounds neat. Using your fingers?

GnomeSlice

@Mana You place the 'impact point' somewhere on the guy, and then press the big button as it cycles power levels.

►

Ben Brocka

23:34

@GnomeSlice you should consider playing Dragonvale like the cool kids though, I can send you gems too

Mana

See, now I'm more interested in it. When you try to sell me a game, you can't just go "GAME NAME"

that doesn't work.

GnomeSlice

@Mana I assumed you were capable of looking it up.

And my word alone should be enough to entice you into doing so.

Raven Dreamer

@BenBrocka That an iOS game?

Mana

@GnomeSlice I'm a lazy person. Most people here are too

Actually, most people in general are.

GnomeSlice

Stair dismount is the shit.

Raven Dreamer

23:35

Lazy people should star this message!

(Irony being, those who do star it aren't lazy)

GnomeSlice

I beat the world record in the demo before I bought it but I was away on a cruise without internet, and by the time I got back someone had cheated or something.

Mana

@RavenDreamer Maybe tomorrow

GnomeSlice

Because it was like 3,000,000,000,000,000

Ben Brocka

@RavenDreamer yes

Raven Dreamer

@BenBrocka I have no ~~floppy drive~~ iOS device!

GnomeSlice

23:36

Ah, now I really want to play Toribash.

Ben Brocka

and I have infected like 5 people here with it now

Mana

So like, the main thing I learned from making my own video game is that people do not give a damn. They're all lazy.

GnomeSlice

@BenBrocka Isn't that one of those persistent games?

Like farmville or something? I was never any good at those.

@Mana you've played Toribash, right?

Ben Brocka

@GnomeSlice yes, but it's one of/the best

GnomeSlice

@BenBrocka Eh.

Mana

23:37

@GnomeSlice Yeah, although I had more fun with it watching other people do completely insane stuff.

Ben Brocka

@RavenDreamer it should eventually show up on android, backflip is planning to move their games to android

Mana

But like yeah, so I made my game, and then I realized that when people played it they weren't even reading the instructions to the game.

GnomeSlice

@RavenDreamer Stair Dismount is available on Android.

Raven Dreamer

@BenBrocka Okay, let me try again.

GnomeSlice

@Mana I DID.

Ben Brocka

23:38

@RavenDreamer is it extra credit if I pin it?

Raven Dreamer

I have no smartphone!!!! GASP!

Ben Brocka

@RavenDreamer OUTLANDER!

Raven Dreamer

Though I'm hoping I'll eventually be able to hack the Vita to play android games

Ben Brocka

you can play android games on PC apparently

I can find a link if you're interested

GnomeSlice

It's too bad the original Truck Dismount won't work on my pc...

Also, have any of you played the flash game 'Fantastic contraption'?

I basically appropriated my friend's account YEARS ago and I used to play the shit out of it.

Man, that game was sweet.

I should start playing the second one.

I made some pretty sweet levels.

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Q: Openfeint Always Says I'm Playing the Same Game

No matter what I am doing now, my Openfeint status is always Playing Jetpack Joyride Why would this be? This is one of the only games I have on both my phone and my iPod, but I can't figure out how to get it to not display this game in my status, even when I exit it on both...

ios openfeint

Also, read my Openfeint score and WEEP. For my future.

Also:

Stair Dismount

Stair Dismount (also known as Porrasturvat) is a computer game originally made by Jetro Lauha of tAAt. It is a puzzle game where the goal is maximising the 'damage' done to a 3D stickman figure; the player causes damage by applying a force to the figure to make it fall down a staircase. The stick figure's falls are accompanied by various sound effects — cracks, wails and groans — as it makes its way to the bottom. Stair Dismount uses ragdoll physics, so the figure is very floppy as it falls, like a ragdoll. The game was first published in Assembly 2002, where it won the fi...

Y U A STUB

Mana

23:43

@GnomeSlice Please merge that into the one above so I can star it.

GnomeSlice

@Mana Did you see this shit.

Mana

ty

GnomeSlice

19322.

Raven Dreamer

Now upload a picture of yourself with a shoe on your head so I can star that.

GnomeSlice

> Who the hell knew that John McCain could even produce a hot piece of ass daughter

Lol... One of my friends from 'special' camp.

This guy is hilarious.

@Mana Do you remember if Toribash is multiplayer?

I think it is...

Raven Dreamer

23:48

I feel that I will make much use out of this video.

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@GnomeSlice I thought that was one of the whole points of it.

Wait. Now I'm not sure I'm remembering what Toribash is.

OrigamiRobot

@RonanForman Were you talking to me?

Raven Dreamer

googles it

GnomeSlice

@RavenDreamer Kevin Sorbo is so amazingly funny.

For all of the wrong reasons.

Lazers

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Q: Openfeint Always Says I'm Playing the Same Game

No matter what I am doing now, my Openfeint status is always Playing Jetpack Joyride Why would this be? This is one of the only games I have on both my phone and my iPod, but I can't figure out how to get it to not display this game in my status, even when I exit it on both... How ca...

ios openfeint

0

Q: How to teamfight better?

I can pretty much get by laning phase without any problems, but during teamfights I can hardly be useful. I mainly have two issues, first one being that usually teamfights are so clumped up and crowded that I end up blowing abilities on tanks etc, my second issue is actually related to team-fight...

league-of-legends

GnomeSlice

Has anyone else noticed anything strange about the Audiosurf banner in Steam?

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