The Bridge

Arperum

17:00

@Avery All I think I know about Yaoi is that it is generally gay porn anime. I don't care about the gay part, it's the porn part that makes it NSFW.

Avery

yaoi is quite literally "boys' love"

it may or may not mean nsfw content.

And in case of YoI, it does not mean that.

Arperum

til

fredley

Misery Horse Support Group

3

StrixVaria

This is about new Bojack Horseman episodes?

Why is this a big deal?

fredley

@StrixVaria MISERY

@StrixVaria HORSE

GodEmperorDune

17:05

@StrixVaria mod abuse

Kevin van der Velden

@StrixVaria because @fredley

GodEmperorDune

by a non-arqade mod no less

fredley

Basically it's my favourite show, and would enjoy company watching them. Also mod abuse.

Arperum

@StrixVaria Because @fredley is trying to not think about Brexit.

Avery

The review was very accurate

fredley

17:05

@Arperum I enjoy things that are more miserable than me

Yuuki

@MBraedley I mean, I remember a similar guy-girl thumbnail being considered risqué in chat. I think.

Avery

Also if any mod wants to textlink that I'm fine with that

Also hey we'll get to message 40000000 by today or tomorrow probably

Yuuki

Eh, not worth the effort considering it's already off screen for me.

GodEmperorDune

@Avery that's over 9000

Avery

I mean yeah

fredley

17:07

RIP @Lesspop pins

Arperum

@Yuuki Same.

StrixVaria

The worst part about pork-chat is how horrible this image looks on a dark background.

fredley

@StrixVaria I'll take that

Avery

@Arperum I mean I'd be better off labeling it "shounen ai" rather than "yaoi" as former is more often used in the context you stated, but yeah both are used in both sfw and nsfw contexts.

StrixVaria

@fredley Seriously, though, go to any message's history page.

fredley

17:10

@StrixVaria eeeeeeeeeew

Unionhawk

Despite there being evidence otherwise I maintain that it was @fredley who did the other pin

user15026

@Yuuki Sorry but what

user15026

Like that's no more risque than like...any romantic comedy or something

Yuuki

Things that make me sad: Domino's Deluxe pizza has no mushrooms.

djsmiley2k

things that make me happy ^^7

things that make me sad: dominos sucks

GodEmperorDune

17:14

@Yuuki not the massive flood damage to your house?

user15026

like yes, it's not straight people, but like...yaoi doesn't just mean sexy junk, it generally just used to be like "hey this will be two dudes in a relationship-y thing"

user15026

@Yuuki but mushrooms are delicious! :(

Yuuki

Yeah okay, I'm disengaging from the thumbnail talk. Clearly, my memory is deficient.

@GodEmperorDune I mean, it's not an exhaustive list.

But am currently waiting on pizza and I had assumed Deluxe was a Supreme-like,m and Supreme pizzas in my experience have mushrooms on them.

And unfortunately, I didn't check the menu properly before ordering.

GodEmperorDune

:/

rekt

though good on dominos for reopening

Yuuki

Given how busy this Dominos is, maybe I should've walked to Randall's.

StrixVaria

17:24

I have never been in or near an actual physical Dominos restaurant.

I order from there sometimes and I have no idea where it's even physically located.

GodEmperorDune

@StrixVaria ever?

@StrixVaria this applies to most delivery only places IMO

Avery

oh and apparently discord made the server names' hover thing darker

StrixVaria

@GodEmperorDune I've seen them here and there, but I haven't ever eaten it without it having been delivery.

Avery

I like this tbh

Tim Stone

I picked up a pizza from a Papa John's once and it was a surreal experience

GodEmperorDune

17:25

@StrixVaria i had to pick up a large order for a party in high school once

StrixVaria

@GodEmperorDune Thinking about where I order food from regularly, I'd say I probably know where about half of them are.

Avery

I actually sat on a dominos and ate pizza there once.

Yuuki

@GodEmperorDune I'm ambivalent on this. I appreciate that they're open so I can eat pizza, but I'm concerned about the status of their workers.

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki capitalism, yay

StrixVaria

@Avery Like on the roof?

Avery

17:26

@StrixVaria :thinking:

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki don't worry, it will be mostly automated soon enough

Unionhawk

capitalism is good and does all things USER WAS PERMANENTLY MOVED TO THIS IS FINE FOR THIS POST

Avery

@GodEmperorDune full automation or rage

GodEmperorDune

@Avery well the owner is a human that collects all the money so...

Avery

while at it let's make the society money free

GodEmperorDune

17:28

\o/

Avery

tries not to go full communist on bridge

user15026

Now I want pizza.

user15026

With mushrooms.

Arperum

Me too. ANd there are no places that deliver over here.

Avery

I've had a whole pizza today and I want it too but I shouldn't.

Arperum

17:32

waitwaitwaitwait. THERE IS A PIZZA PLACE THAT DELIVERS OVER HERE

Avery

\o/

Now eat sushi.

(cc @Wipqozn)

Arperum

hmmm. reviews are very mixed, both very good and absolutely dreadfull.

like: "pizza looks like it fell over in the car, all toppings are next to the pizza"

fredley

Andre Braugherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

cazc_941

Atlas Reactor 1v1 matches where you control all four team members are here

Surprised it took them so long

4v4 was kinda usually a mess

Arperum

Other pizza place that delivers over here: min €30, so that's like four pizzas.

fredley

17:43

Wow

GodEmperorDune

@fredley i guess someone went NCR

Unionhawk

Dammit event notifs I never signed up for htis

James

O.O

Me eneither

I was like WTF I dont chat much in here why wouold someone ping me.. #BlameFredley? :D

Unionhawk

I'M IN THE OFFICE DAMN YOU @FREDLEY

GodEmperorDune

hue

fredley

17:48

@Unionhawk you literally did

Unionhawk

Did I

fredley

Current misery: 1/10

Unionhawk

>6 users have registered for this event. register yourself
fredley
fredley ♦
jmac's exobrain.
GodEmperorDune
GodEmperorDune
Wipqozn
Wipqozn ♦
I'm not sure what to put here
Avery
Avery
Please use female pronouns when referring to me. Don't dig up on me, ask me.
Tim Stone
Tim Stone ♦
RedRiderX
RedRiderX
I chat about stuff... sometimes it even makes

no @uni detected

James

Nor me

Arperum

sets fire to @fredley

fredley

17:50

:shrug:

MadMAxJr

Grr. I wish I could watch sad horse adventures all day.

GodEmperorDune

@MadMAxJr as do we all

fredley

@GodEmperorDune so say we all

Avery

haha this is totally out of @forexposure_txt

I like how they added voice to turing (and presumably to others)

it really really makes the game much better

fredley

badp

18:03

@Avery I don't know, I had my own mindcanon for the characters

and once you allow for that, going back and telling me that that is how turing should sound like

it never sits well with me

Avery

I don't really like how he sounds so prepubescent but then again I can't really imagine him speaking in a deeper voice so agh

voice is weird stuff

badp

and the sad thing is that after you hear the "canonical" voice, I honestly can't go back to how the character used to sound for me

because I never put that much thought into it

just enough to be like "whoa whoa whoa this isn't right" when confronted with the new canon

Avery

yeah I've kinda got that

badp

I remember thinking the same of the Harry Potter movies

fredley

Misery: 4/10

GodEmperorDune

18:07

@fredley you watched 4 episodes or that is how miserable you are?

Unionhawk

more like 4/20 lolololololol

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk 6/9, nice rating

fredley

@GodEmperorDune Episode 2, that's my misery rating

Avery

4/7

StrixVaria

@badp Yeah, re-reading the books after having seen the movies is not nearly as interesting as the first time when you imagine everything from scratch.

badp

18:08

@fredley I can't tell if that's a good or bad rating

fredley

@badp 10/10 maximum misery

badp

@StrixVaria yeah, I thought everything in the movie was so wrong, not just the voices

@fredley misery being what you want?

Unionhawk

misery is mandatory

fredley

Oh fuck things just got dark

:(

badp

oh you're in the suicide subplot?

fredley

18:09

No, darker

GodEmperorDune

i knew it

badp

(I have never watched any of the misery horse show except for the occasional clip on youtube like the recurring joke of the bouncing bullet)

fredley

Even by Bojack standards

damn

badp

never go full genocide

GodEmperorDune

not gonna watch for a while then

i told you i had a bad feeling after ep 1 @fredley

badp

18:10

wait

the bouncing bullet must be a different show

fredley

Next ep is called Hooray! Todd Episode!, so that's probably going to make me feel better right?

badp

the other one that annoys @fredley

Archer

Unionhawk

Yeah that one is archer'

GodEmperorDune

@fredley nope

badp

I'll just stick with philomena cunk's works

GodEmperorDune

18:12

oh that reminds me, i dunno if i finished watching last season's archer

Unionhawk

Archer shoots at a bulletproof door and one somehow bounces off the door, down a hallway, then off a fire extinguisher, water fountain, cyril's pocketwatch, a railing, and into bullet magnet brett

GodEmperorDune

meh, i guess i'll wait for netflix to pick it up

Unionhawk

which may be a record

fredley

PB'S TOUR BUS IS CALLED MR. PEANUTBUSSER

GodEmperorDune

dammit @fredley no spoilers

djsmiley2k

18:15

o/

GodEmperorDune

go to your spoiler room

fredley

@GodEmperorDune :(

Avery

too real

djsmiley2k

@Avery ??

Avery

oh god this game's writing is so great like there's so much detail like they could just go "yeah let's make turing remember it" or "let's just say hayden doesn't use turing just because he just prefers tablets" but nope they actually made a good statement here

StrixVaria

18:21

@Avery What is this?

Avery

the topic discussed is remembering calendar, though without context I DO think that can be read wrongly, sorry.

the game is read only memories

@djsmiley2k I remember seeing a tweet that basically says "everyone will use VR and voice for their stuff and only devs will actually need desktops" and like it does kinda some what make sense? and this is like pointing that out like this reminds me why I appreciate this game

djsmiley2k

................................................................................‌..................

3333.00322222222222.1

Avery

I like rambling about random bits

StrixVaria

Ah, a point+click adventure game. Good to know I can just forget it exists forever.

Avery

wow cruel

StrixVaria

18:24

No, I'm glad you and others can enjoy it.

I just can't stand playing them myself.

I personally can forget about it.

Avery

yeah I mean, whatever floats your boat

Yuuki

18:40

I know mouthfeel is a thing but is mouthsmell a thing? Because sometimes, things smell completely different to me when they're in my mouth.

As I learned today, provolone cheese is one of those things.

ToxicFrog

@Yuuki the mouth is connected to the nose, and scent is a large component of taste; it doesn't seem implausible to me that either the smell would be different from the inside, or would be perceived differently as mediated by the in-mouth taste.

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki but you don't smell with your mouth?

i stand corrected

i guess my mouthnose is out of whack

Yuuki

Yeah, provolone cheese apparently smells like butts once it's inside my mouth.

GodEmperorDune

i also don't eat things that taste like butts so....

Yuuki

I mean, I typically don't eat cheese but I took a lactase pill today and it didn't smell terrible outside of my mouth.

GodEmperorDune

18:44

hue

James

If cheese bugs you you are (most likely) allergic to milk fat.. making it into cheese pretty much removes the lactose.. (A way to tell if you are allergic to milk fat or lactose.. Quite a few are actually allergic to milk fat instead of lactose)

user15026

@James for some cheeses, yes

James

@Ash For most.. its the lactose that ferments and curdles to form the cheese.

It just doesnt always go 100% away

Its like the sugars in alcohol :)

Yuuki

Maybe I'm both?

James

Also a possibility :)

I know things bug me less if I do like Skim milk and low fat yogurts and such

But like you it never goes away... its just more manageable :)

GodEmperorDune

18:48

@James it depends how long the cheese ages, iirc

but i use price as a quick proxy and it sorta works

the more expensive the cheese, the less likely i am to have tummy troubles from it

James

That works for me some of the time.. but like.. Aged cheddar and Cheddar in general just bugs the heck out of me

I actually have a good time with Provolone though so sad it doesnt work for you @Yuuki

Avery

AAAAAAAAAAAAA MINDCANNON

James

Mozzarella is very easy for me. Ricotta (the other half of the cheese making process for Mozzarella) bugs the heck out of me

Avery

@badp was right

James

So maybe its a Curds vs Whey?

Avery

18:50

tomcat destroyed all my mindcannons

ToxicFrog

@James some cheese use a heat/acid curdle rather than rennet and cultures; those still have the full lactose content. Paneer and haloumi, for example. Those cheeses are death to the lactose intolerant.

badp

:(

ToxicFrog

And briefly-aged cheeses often still have enough lactose to be wary of.

James

Ah, never had those.

ToxicFrog

It takes a while for the culture to eat it all!

GodEmperorDune

18:51

@James mozzarella destroys me

James

D:

@GodEmperorDune That is the one I had confirmed form a cheese maker that that is Milk Fat

GodEmperorDune

unless its fancy mozzarella

i dunno how that works

ToxicFrog

(it's not the lactose that forms the cheese, btw; the culture just eats it en passant. It's the milk proteins and fats.)

GodEmperorDune

one pizza place has dirt cheap cheese and it messes me up

James

Fancy Mozzarella is made from Buffalo Milk

Unfancy is Cows

GodEmperorDune

18:52

another one is all fancy fresh organic ingredients and i'm fine

ahhhh

maybe that's it

James

Could be

ToxicFrog

@GodEmperorDune also, a lot of pizza mozerella is made with direct acidification and no culture

So there's no bacteria to eat the lactose

Doesn't do the cheese any favours, but on most pizzas the cheese isn't the main attraction and baking it forgives many sins anyways.

I always take lactase tablets with pizza for this reason.

GodEmperorDune

it is a good TIL day

Yuuki

cc @fredley

ToxicFrog

@GodEmperorDune my sister and I are lactose intolerant and my partner worked as a cheesemaker for a few years, so

Yuuki

19:03

fredley

@Yuuki wtb

Misery: 5/10

Yuuki

The meter could use a lot of work.

fredley

Episodes: 4/12

StrixVaria

@fredley Are you miserable because it's a lot worse than you were hoping or because it's really good but the intention of the show is to make you miserable or ???

I'm so confused overall by this whole thing.

fredley

@StrixVaria The latter

Just assume I'm some kind of misery masochist

Yuuki

19:10

> Goes to humblebundle.com
> ಠ_ಠ

> "Finally a game I can play with my dad." — Portman

ಠ_ಠ

2

murgatroid99

That's the first time I've thought "I probably shouldn't have looked at the newest Humble Bundle at work"

MadMAxJr

The boobie bundle.

badp

ugh the last name thing

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Skyrim Falling Death Loop

I own a ps3 with no internet access at all. Recently i was playing my level 55 character with 155 hours and i fell off of High Hrothgar. It autosaved 3 times while falling erasing any safe point i could back to and not loose 40+ hours and 5 levels. My issue is really: How do i prevent my death w...

Tim Stone

@Avery @Shog9 did the heavy lifting, apparently, because he's the best

Avery

19:17

<3

fredley

@Yuuki ಠ_ಠ

THE PORTNOY JOKES DON'T STOP

IT'S RELENTLESS

SEND HELP

badp

what's it called when something looks like a power law on a logarithmic graph

Tim Stone

"Uh oh"

fredley

@badp extranential

badp

I can't believe there's no relevant "what do functions look like on a log graph" result

djsmiley2k

19:23

@Lazers2.0 lol y u no save for 40+ hours.

Unionhawk

How even

Are you just in the overworld the whole time never going into locations that cause autosaves

Frank

We are in the land of Nova Scotia!

murgatroid99

@badp What do you mean by "like a power law"? Which axes are log scale?

djsmiley2k

@Unionhawk he says he fell for so long it autosaved 3 times

MBraedley

@djsmiley2k Does it only do an autosave on exit?

Frank

19:24

Cc @Wipqozn @MBraedley

djsmiley2k

tis all lies

fredley

I think I know who's going to die next

djsmiley2k

no one plays skyrim for 40 hours without manually savign

MBraedley

@Frank Huzzah!

Unionhawk

@fredley Is it me?

djsmiley2k

19:24

@fredley me? yey!

DanmakuGrazer

Hmm

Bridge Fortress

Dwarf Bridge?

MadMAxJr

Don't go near the water. Deadly, deadly review queue carp.

badp

fredley

MSNBSEA IS FAKE NEWS

djsmiley2k

@MadMAxJr bad question? he dug too deep!

badp

19:27

turns out it's just what a y = 1/x looks like

possibly even mellower than that

MadMAxJr

A user has deleted their account. For some reason I desire their shoes.

badp

or at least it starts like 1/x and then transitions in the e^-x's

MadMAxJr

For each star on ಠ_ಠ, the font size should increase.

badp

@MadMAxJr the world is not ready

MadMAxJr

Surely some clever browser plugin could do it.

Yuuki

19:31

@djsmiley2k I mean, I don't. Mostly because autosave is more than enough for me.

djsmiley2k

:O

Unionhawk

Quicksaaaaaaaaaaaave

Quicksave is good and does all things

Console is good and does all things

RIP people on console who can't use console

(without ps3 the answer is tgm, land, tgm)

although they might have that one shout that negates damage

fredley

Episodes 5/12

Misery: 5/10

Kevin van der Velden

@Unionhawk 66 manual saves in 31 hours, in addition to countless quicksaves

But manual saves are also great

fredley

Rapidly escalating misery

GodEmperorDune

19:36

rekt

Avery

yesssssssss

it's working

Thanks shog.

fredley

PORTNOY: COURTNEY/PORTNOY

BoJack Horseman | Season 4 Clip: Courtney Portnoy | Netflix

►

Wipqozn

@Frank Oh snap

fredley

Misery: 6/10, fear of misery: 8/10

Wipqozn

@fredley I accidentally booted up a season 2 episode. "Are you punishing me for smoking or for stealing?" "I'm punishing you for being alive"

okay I should have time for an episode before I need to head off, so let's watch the opener

fredley

19:47

@Wipqozn Bojack's mother is in this season a lot

Tim Stone

RIP university cat :(

fredley

@TimStone :(

Fear of misery: 9/10

Lazers 2.0

20:04

1

Q: Summon command is not working

I am trying to summon a horse with this command /summon EntityHorse ~0 ~1 ~0 {Attributes:[{Name:generic.maxHealth,Base:30.000},{Name:generic.movementSpeed,Base:0.3375},{Name:horse.jumpStrength,Base:1.0}],Type:0,Tame:1,SaddleItem:{id:329}} It says 'Unable to summon object

minecraft minecraft-commands

Wipqozn

@fredley this season opener is giving me some great ideas on how to remove someone from office

@fredley that opener was so wacky

And yet brilliant

And a good piece of political commentary

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Rings, watch, ect.- do I sell them?

Along the course of play I've acquired some seemingly miscellaneous objects- a 'normal watch', several rings (labelled brass ring, fancy ring and so on)- do I sell them or will I need them later on?

vampire-the-masquerade-bloodlines

fredley

20:30

> Somebody better check the pH of that jacuzzi, because those bitches are basic

The Mattbat999

@fredley 👎

Yuuki

Ooooooh fuck.

Things that I lost to Harvey: Switch issues #1, #2, #3.

And Spider-Man: Renew Your Vows issues #1-5.

Avery

pokes @TimStone for him to take a look at PR #80

Tim Stone

Yeah, I will later, sorry. Just super pissed at the moment about work stuff so I figured I'd give a look when I was in a more rational state :P

Avery

GL with work stuff

Wipqozn

20:42

Sfghdhtvsntsoiudbgrfrdaeyvvrtos45775vvse bdhe4yegjit5yffgde48w

@fredley that episode 2 ending

Tim Stone

@Avery Thanks, it's a good thing I work from home out of reach of people I might want to hurt >_>

user15026

@fredley I don't know context but it made me laugh anyhow

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki :(

The Mattbat999

@Wipqozn jskdkcnejapclfbeksoflkrnahkfkofjebwh?

fredley

@Ash Bojack

Throwaway gag

@Wipqozn I knoooooooooooow

:(

OH NO MORE PORTNOY

THAT LAMPSHADE OMG

NO WRITERS NOOOOO

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS

HAVE MERCY

Arperum

21:09

@fredley No.

fredley

This is the cruelest episode

Writers, please

aghhhhhhhhhhhh

That was brutal

Jesus

Misery 10/10

:(

Oh no

No no

:(

Wipqozn

21:26

I'm going to need to get through all of bojack tomorrow morning before @Frank gets here

Frank

@Wipqozn we're 15 minutes out of Dartmouth.

user15026

....I don't understand the joy of watching a thing that causes misery

Avery

@Ash it's the same reason we like @Wipqozn

on a more serious note, watching it seriously may cause misery, while watching it sarcastically (like most bridgers are doing atm, I think) may be fun (to joke about it etc)

I remember watching a horror movie with a friend who was really easy to get entertained and his commentary and laughs made the movie seem like a cheap budget movie to joke about rather than a horror movie, and well, it was honestly more fun than actually watching that movie.

I wonder what he's doing

Tim Stone

@Ash It's a pretty good show it just also invokes so many feels

Avery

but then again to find out I'd need to unfreeze my facebook, and I'm not doing that. ugh.

GodEmperorDune

21:39

@Ash catharsis, i imagine

user15026

Fair enough

user15026

I just hate that feeling so I try to avoid it at all costs

Tim Stone

It's also weird because while you know everything is in a downward spiral it doesn't bother me in the same way that say, Seinfeld does, where I know how things are going to go (funny-)bad

GodEmperorDune

i mean bojack horseman has many funny parts, they make the misery more powerful by contrast

it is also great social commentary on many things

i don't watch it for the misery specifically

fredley

OH NO MISERY

NO NO NO

:(

no no no NO NO NO

D:

Fuuuuuuck

Unionhawk

21:45

Rip @fredley

fredley

Oh fuck

Terror: 10/10

Episode: 11/10

MadMAxJr

Apparently the Hemingway House has ten staff staying to protect the house and the 40+ cats in the house. (Hemingway House is home to numerous polydactyl cats). They have about three weeks of supplies and vet meds. But they had the best picture for the article.

DanmakuGrazer

@MadMAxJr Pterodactyl cats?

MadMAxJr

Polydactyl. Cats that have an extra toe/thumb.

Clearly Irma is not allowed in the chained area.

DanmakuGrazer

Oh

MadMAxJr

21:47

That is a cat only zone.

GodEmperorDune

in which @fredley drowns the bridge in misery horse tears

55 mins ago, 53 minutes total – 43 messages, 9 users, 0 stars

Bookmarked 17 secs ago by GodEmperorDune

fredley

No no no

Ahhhhhhh

Fucking hell this is awful

GodEmperorDune

damn, bookmarked too soon

fredley

Terror: 10/10, Misery: 10/10

Unionhawk

Lifehack: instead of misery horse just drink instead

fredley

21:51

Why not both?

Fuck

Darkness: 10/10

Unionhawk

Honestly mainly because I don't have a Netflix account with active sub

fredley

Oh shit

Unionhawk

Although I do have 2 brand new credit card numbers to free trial on

fredley

Now would be a good time

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk TIL @uni was the experian hacker

Unionhawk

21:59

Nah, 1 was a data breach replacement and the other is a new card on my name

Misery Horse Support Group

in which @fredley drowns the bridge in misery horse tears

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