The Bridge

fredley

16:00

And in relation to @BlueBarren's point, whatever the cause of the terrorism is, it will be used by people on all sides to make the situation more heated

I miss chiller times

Bah, Typescript compiler doesn't complain when you redeclare a variable that's a let in an outer scope using const.

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Moat Lurker: Mechanic Question

Suppose I use a moat lurker to remove a card that is at the moment annoying me like "The Lich King" or something else dangerous to buy time. What happens if I play a card that take this moat lurker off the board? Like say, Shadowstep or Vanish or Sap or effects like Youthful Brewmaster that remo...

hearthstone

0

Q: Changing canPlaceOn/canDestroy display names of blocks

I'm building a resource pack for a map, to implement a common workaround for canDestroy and canPlaceOn not supporting block metadata (retexturing completely different blocks to look like the block that's supposed to be usable). I already got in all the textures and also already modified the block...

minecraft-resource-packs

Wipqozn

@fredley chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/63995/peace-quiet

Luckily we can relax in there

fredley

Except now it's full of jerks

Wipqozn

@fredley Misery Horse will be back soon

fredley

@Wipqozn I know

Wipqozn

16:11

@fredley hey now, just one jerk

Unionhawk

New canon: @Wipqozn is a collection of no less than two jerks

fredley

@Wipqozn Every post in the room is from a jerk, it contains no posts that are not from jerks. It is therefore full of jerks.

@Wipqozn I have a free evening on the 8th

We should have a Bridge viewing party

Wipqozn

At least the recent white nazis stuff is prompting a lot of companies to step up and start telling nazis to fuck off

The rebel, which is basically Breitbart: Canadian Edition, has had 150 companies pull ads from it after the attacks. Maybe this will help to get nazis to stop being nazis in public.

@fredley I'd be fine with this

MBraedley

@Wipqozn I'm not sure which is better, a closeted nazi or an open nazi

Feeds

Misery Horse View-along with @fredley.

4

Wipqozn

16:15

Also, Sonic Mania is decent

it's a return to form for old school sonic

I was only a bit of a sonic fan, so I'm enjoying it but I'm not like "ZOMG SONIC"

Beedrill

I think the levels are fun but the bosses are trash.

Unionhawk

@Wipqozn Brietbart America has had like 2000 pull ads

Our main remaining target is amazon

badp

@fredley there I fix it

Feeds

fredley has removed an event from this room's schedule.

fredley has added an event to this room's schedule.

fredley

@badp i fix it better

badp

16:19

@fredley citation needed

@Feeds how would I even watch it, let alone with fredley

BlueBarren

@Wipqozn What did you get it for?

fredley

@badp Netflix?

Kevin van der Velden

I don't know if it's simultaneous release

8th sept so seems like it is

Wipqozn

4 mins ago, by fredley

@badp Netflix?

badp

what's a Netflix

is that what the kids call it today

BlueBarren

16:30

@Wipqozn huh? I was asking about Sonic Mania...

fredley

@badp Get the free monthly trial, watch all of misery horse.

badp

is Sonic Mania on Netflix

BlueBarren

@badp it's slang for Heroine

fredley

@KevinvanderVelden Yeah, it's a Netflix original, so would be very surprised if it wasn't

badp

@fredley I could only possibly do that once Misery Horse was over

and you're asking me to blow my free month at the start?

what a monster

you must be @Wipqozn's sockpuppet

fredley

16:31

Literally wait until the end of time to get the most out of your free Netflix month

badp

I should have to be on vacation for my free month, which I will probably by the end of time

fredley

@badp Don't forget to take crack to get the most out of your free Netflix month

Can't waste any time sleeping

badp

@fredley wait

why would I pause the stream just because I was sleeping

GodEmperorDune

oh shit barcelona

Unionhawk

Developing story:

BREAKING: The dick has been photoshopped out https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/898193505746604032

Tweeted by motherboard on August 17, 2017 at 4:31 PM

GodEmperorDune

16:36

@Unionhawk hue

fredley

@GodEmperorDune saturation

GodEmperorDune

@fredley value

badp

@GodEmperorDune 2016 intensifies

Unionhawk

When do we predict maximum over2016

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk 16020

Lazers 2.0

16:38

0

Q: Do Poppy & Cappy effect wasteland events?

When I would send people out into the wasteland to explore they would come across locations/events fairly regularly (i.e. Red Rocket). After getting Poppy & Cappy these events don't seem to trigger anymore. It's been days and I've typically had around 3-5 dwellers wandering the wasteland withou...

fallout-shelter

GodEmperorDune

only 14004 years to go

Unionhawk

@GodEmperorDune 1620 AT (after trump)

I just realized that AD (anno Donald) was the better joke

GodEmperorDune

you done goofd that one @uni

badp

imagine if we had self-driving cars

or at least

self-slowing cars

Unionhawk

imagine if the charlottesville guy had autonomous emergency braking with pedestrian detection?

BlueBarren

16:49

@Avery I found a job for you

Unionhawk

Is that where we're going?

Because... actually you might be on to something

BlueBarren

I think people who are @sternold would really benefit from this

Honestly I might even benefit from an emoji translator and I'm supposed to be a millennial

Unionhawk

the only good emojis are :sunglasses: :rainbow: :hearts:

this is a fact

fredley

:thinking_face:

Unionhawk

shit you're right

fredley

17:01

:upside_down_smiley:

Unionhawk

There are a couple tiers involved here I think

GodEmperorDune

@BlueBarren i'll write a reference letter for that @ave

the only emoji anyone needs is ಠ_ಠ

Unionhawk

that's not an emoji

GodEmperorDune

good thread on how you can use your privileged status to help

@Unionhawk ಠ_ಠ

Wipqozn

@BlueBarren I know

Beedrill

17:17

🍆 this 🍆 is 🍆 easily 🍆 the 🍆 most 🍆 important 🍆 emoji 🍆

I have never seen so many redundant but separate drawings of eggplants in one place: emojipedia.org/aubergine

This must be why we need an emoji translator.

You don't want to risk someone seeing an LG eggplant emoji.

Private Pansy

Uh...

> The hashtag featuring a single eggplant / aubergine emoji #🍆 previously could not be used to view photos using Instagram's emoji search function, due to common usage as a phallic symbol.

Unionhawk

Previously?

As in it can now?

Private Pansy

Yes, apparently. I'm not going to test it though.

BlueBarren

@Wipqozn this doesn't help my confusion

Unionhawk

@PrivatePansy there is a 100% chance of dicks on that instagram tag

BlueBarren

17:26

@PrivatePansy the eggplant refers to male genitalia and the peach refers to booty.

Unionhawk

@BlueBarren This is funny because you're doing the thing where you explain things unnecessarily still

@Unionhawk this is funny because it's an @Ori joke

BlueBarren

@Unionhawk hey some people might not know what the peach means

badp

pls

You need to be 13 years old to be here

BlueBarren

someone could unknowingly send someone a peach saying they want to each peaches when in actuality they're saying they want to eat the booty like groceries

badp

You need to be 13 years old to be here

like

BlueBarren

17:29

are implying 13 years old know about eating booty?

Beedrill

I am 30 and I am confused by this conversation.

BlueBarren

I think I am too and I'm a part of this conversation

Beedrill

Eggplant is a vegetable and peach is a fruit.

BlueBarren

@Beedrill not in the emoji world of millennials

Wipqozn

Netflix

Netflix is an American entertainment company founded by Reed Hastings and Marc Randolph on August 29, 1997, in Scotts Valley, California. It specializes in and provides streaming media and video-on-demand online and DVD by mail. In 2013, Netflix expanded into film and television production, as well as online distribution. As of 2017, the company has its headquarters in Los Gatos, California. Netflix's initial business model included DVD sales and rental, although Hastings jettisoned DVD sales about a year after Netflix's founding to focus on the DVD rental by mail business. In 2007, Netflix expanded...

GodEmperorDune

17:32

@BlueBarren hey i thought peach meant dick too

Unionhawk

Euphemism

A euphemism is a generally innocuous word or expression used in place of one that may be found offensive or suggest something unpleasant. Some euphemisms are intended to amuse; while others use bland, inoffensive terms for things the user wishes to downplay. Euphemisms are used to refer to taboo topics (such as disability, sex, excretion, and death) in a polite way, or to mask profanity. There are three antonyms of euphemism: dysphemism, cacophemism, and loaded language. Dysphemism can be either offensive or merely ironic; cacophemism is deliberately offensive. Loaded language evokes a visceral...

BlueBarren

@Wipqozn I know what Netflix is, this isn't helping. Explain what's going on to me like I'm 5 years old

@GodEmperorDune no, butt

GodEmperorDune

yes you made that very clear

badp

@BlueBarren "you can't be here, you need to be 13 years old to be here"

user15026

I thought peaches were lady bits?

Beedrill

17:33

@badp You only need to be physically 13 years old to be here.

There are no restrictions on mental capacity.

BlueBarren

@badp @Wipqozn explain it to me like I'm 13 years old

badp

@Beedrill hey, that's still your ELI5

GodEmperorDune

@Ash clearly bridge needs an official emoji translator

Ronan

Peach is butt. Obviously.

BlueBarren

@Ash they've always been booty. Not sure what people use for that, I would assume it's the taco but the taco is a relatively new emoji so I'm curious what people were using if it's changed

Beedrill

17:34

I like tacos.

badp

@BlueBarren 🤢

BlueBarren

I do as well

Beedrill

@badp THE ELUSIVE BOX EMOJI

BlueBarren

@badp that's a nice square

Nzall

Has the terrorist attack in Barcelona been discussed yet?

GodEmperorDune

17:35

@Nzall i mentioned it, we didn't really discuss it

Beedrill

GodEmperorDune

@Ash if there is not an official one yet, i nominate 🍯

user15026

@BlueBarren I just figured it was that because romance novels love the peach/ladybits comparison

BlueBarren

@Ash if it wasn't taken by booty already that would probably be the reasoning/rational for peach being that

@GodEmperorDune what is that?

GodEmperorDune

@BlueBarren honey pot

badp

17:39

@GodEmperorDune 🤢

what part of git config --global branch.autosetuprebase always did you not understand git

oh the part where it's not git config --global pull.rebase true

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Can I play on EU servers I register on US servers?

Ok, so I told someone who's in the US to get me 2 $20 Blizzard gift cards cuz they don't overwatch were I live nor the cards. But for some reason when I signed up I turned out to be a EU account. So I'm busted. Im going to try using VPN to the US and create another account. But I'm afraid that ...

overwatch battle.net blizzard

user15026

@GodEmperorDune oooh, also good.

StrixVaria

I started reading "worm" (those people from near us on the r/place thing) and it's this weird combination of amateurish but I want to keep reading anyway.

Avery

@GodEmperorDune jokes on you we provide free emoji translation on our discord server

BlueBarren

@Lazers2.0 so I don't actually know if I'm right with this answer but it felt like too much to be left as a comment

badp

17:52

@StrixVaria wat

Avery

here's some of our more bridge friendly works

StrixVaria

@badp It's a web serial about a world full of people with super powers (kind of like X-men), and the main character can control bugs.

badp

but

can he, like

control

two bugs?

BlueBarren

@StrixVaria ~~look who changed their name back~~ NOTHING TO SEE HERE

badp

(RIP)

StrixVaria

17:53

@BlueBarren What are you talking about?

badp

@StrixVaria oh hey, welcome back. Where'd you gone?

I was starting to get worried

BlueBarren

@StrixVaria umm... nothing... totally nothing...

Avery

@Unionhawk there's none.

Unionhawk

how

is it all just "here's my dinner lolololololol this tag is funny xd"

Avery

well there's this

Unionhawk

17:55

oh

So @PrivatePansy is a liar

StrixVaria

When are we going to get emoji TLDs?

Avery

@Unionhawk there's some of that and some "look I spotted something that looks like it xd"

Unionhawk

@StrixVaria 2016

Avery

@StrixVaria we do have emoji domains

StrixVaria

I want to be able to visit 🍍.🍕

Avery

17:56

http://👩‍💻.ml << my site

badp

some neckbeards aren't on board

@Avery of course you have a site

Avery

It's an eh-mo-jay site

GodEmperorDune

@StrixVaria RIP @twobugs

badp

how many are you going to be renewing at the end of the year

Sterno

Your use of "neckbeard" as a derogatory term is insensitive to neckbeards

GodEmperorDune

17:58

@Avery oh shit it works

Avery

@badp 7, 4 are normal domains and 3 are emoji

badp

@Sterno they're parasites. They grow on your neck and start telling you things. It's a terrible fate

Avery

I hope to get rid of ardao.me and 0ws.pw by 2019

Wipqozn

18:12

Holy crap did @StrixVaria change his avatar back

Unionhawk

Who?

Avery

Welcome back @StrixVaria

GodEmperorDune

who is @StrixVaria?

where did my 2nd fave mod @beedrill go?

Avery

also ugh apparently I blew the f2 fuse of my ndsl and need to desolder something and replace with a new one (so solder again) to get it working. Problem is, said fuse is smaller than the screws for the device.

StrixVaria

just pretend I photoshopped a picture of scooby and the gang taking the mask off a Beedrill to reveal Gir behind it

user15026

18:20

@StrixVaria And here I was just getting used to your other name... :P

Kevin van der Velden

no

Hahahaha

Wipqozn

You can buy this and not play it now

oh @StrixVaria changed his name too

I'm just glad that I can make @StrixVaria == @Omega jokes again

StrixVaria

I specifically didn't pick that avatar.

Just because of you.

Wipqozn

@BlueBarren Netflix is a streaming service

@StrixVaria I'm special

Also thank zeus for backups

StrixVaria

Zombie Kid Likes Turtles

►

Wipqozn

18:22

I just deleted most of the data from our dev database

GO ME

BlueBarren

@Wipqozn and Sonic Mania is a video game

Wipqozn

@BlueBarren Yes and you asked where what I got Sonic Mania from

Anyways I got a database to recreate

BlueBarren

@Wipqozn it's not on Netflix

Avery

@BlueBarren and Netflix is a streaming service

BlueBarren

I'm just going to... uh... okay

GodEmperorDune

18:36

now you can see what trump sees in his twitter TL

Unionhawk

I never asked for this

on a scale from 1 to 7 how likely is it that there is currently coffee

DanmakuGrazer

@GodEmperorDune WTF

GodEmperorDune

@DanmakuGrazer ugh he follows watters world

Unionhawk

dude

he probably follows everyone from that channel

are you serious

old people love watters

GodEmperorDune

really?

Unionhawk

18:48

I mean

GodEmperorDune

wtf that guy is such an asshole

badp

@GodEmperorDune I never understood why this is not a core twitter feature

Unionhawk

#triggeredlibs

basically

probably

if old people didn't like him he wouldn't be on the network

he does hit pieces on millenials and other sorts of people who are not old white people

that's like the core genre on the channel

GodEmperorDune

also i see what looks like parody antifa accounts?

Avery

The United States condemns the terror attack in Barcelona, Spain, and will do whatever is necessary to help. Be tough & strong, we love you!

Tweeted by realDonaldTrump on August 17, 2017 at 6:00 PM

GodEmperorDune

18:51

@Avery he waits for all the facts before making a statement

Unionhawk

congrats on getting the facts first mister president

Kevin van der Velden

"What would really help is if you impeach and imprison your president, OK THX"

Avery

Oh so you condemn THAT but not the charlottesville one

badp

I guess I should keep using the block feature until that feed is empty for me

Unionhawk

I mean

probably

GodEmperorDune

18:52

@badp hue

Unionhawk

unless he follows like

@BarrackObama for some reason

or

like

@SenElizabethWarren

he follows neither of those people probably though

Avery

I'm working on a tiny block bot

Mad Scientist

Study what General Pershing of the United States did to terrorists when caught. There was no more Radical Islamic Terror for 35 years!

Tweeted by realDonaldTrump on August 17, 2017 at 6:45 PM

I don't get that tweet

Avery

Digs through replies to trump and makes some quick checks to see if they're very clearly a trump supporter and blocks them

Mad Scientist

Usually I'd assume it's my lack of knowledge, but it's Trump, so I'm not sure if it is actually supposed to make sense

GodEmperorDune

18:54

@MadScientist chances are it's a misunderstanding of history

also from wikipedia it seems that pershing did some good but was also not that great a commander in WWI

Avery

something trump doesn't understand: ISIS doesn't fear what happens after they get caught.

Unionhawk

well at least he's consistent on "radical islamic terrorism" particularly even though he's an absolute failure on the "you must call things like this what they are" department

GodEmperorDune

> He controversially ordered his troops to continue fighting after the armistice was signed. This resulted in 3,500 American casualties on the last day of the war, an act which was regarded as murder by several officers under his command.

Avery

They care about performing their (fucked up) political statement.

If they cared about what happened after their statement, they wouldn't really suicide bomb, would they?

GodEmperorDune

maybe trump likes him because he was stubborn and didn't follow directions?

Unionhawk

18:59

@GodEmperorDune ofc

gfd

Mad Scientist

it's the bullets in pig's blood story. It's not in Pershing's Wikipedia page because it's likely not true

GodEmperorDune

seems like he was much better at domestic policy than at combat

> In 1921, Pershing became Chief of Staff of the United States Army, serving for three years. He created the Pershing Map, a proposed national network of military and civilian highways. The Interstate Highway System instituted in 1956 bears considerable resemblance to the Pershing map.

Unionhawk

1 min ago, by Unionhawk

gfd

badp

@Avery I dunno, they've stopped blowing themselves up and started actually fleeing the scene or fighting for their lives

GodEmperorDune

@MadScientist yeah i dunno what he could possibly be referring to

badp

19:01

I guess the idea of martyrdom was becoming too hard to sell

Avery

@MadScientist bullets in pig's blood story?

Mad Scientist

snopes.com/rumors/pershing.asp

GodEmperorDune

WWII was less than 35 years after WWI so i dunno where this lull in "radical islamic terror" happened

because WWI you had the lawrence of arabia stuff

and then in WWII the arab league fought the nazis so...

badp

so, how long before pedestrian avoidance system become compulsory on pretty much every vehicle

Unionhawk

2026

it's an advanced feature now

I don't have it yet and I just got a new car

back up cameras are mandatory as of 2018?

Avery

19:04

random note: eating pigs is haram, wearing the skin or being hit by a bullet that was in pig blood or being buried alongside a pig, albeit fucked up, is not haram

badp

yeah, um, I don't know if you've been keeping up with current events, but we might want to turn that into law in a hurry

Unionhawk

But those sorts of changes take years

badp

I guess it's tough to retrofit it on existing cars

Tim Stone

@MadScientist Oh good I'm glad it's consistent in that it's worse than I expected somehow

GodEmperorDune

@badp given how lhere are still cars on the road that don't have seatbelts, decades

badp

19:05

@GodEmperorDune what the actual fuck

Unionhawk

because "oh we can't make all new cars do that that quickly are you kidding"

GodEmperorDune

@badp grandfather clause

badp

@GodEmperorDune what the actual fuck

Unionhawk

@GodEmperorDune I mean, on the road versus manufactured

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk yes

Mad Scientist

19:05

@GodEmperorDune In any civilized country?

Unionhawk

You can't retrofit autonomous emergency braking

GodEmperorDune

@MadScientist depends if US is civilized or not

Unionhawk

so "all vehicles on the road" will never happen

"all new private passenger vehicles" will still take many years

GodEmperorDune

we could do it for all new cars manufctured

badp

cars had to get retrofit in Italy both for seatbelts and for not using leaded petrol

why do you keep being bested by puny little tiny fucked up Italy

Avery

19:07

we still have late 80s cars on streets here

Unionhawk

I mean, italy has italian food, so it's hard to compete

Tim Stone

@badp Yeah, sigh :/

Unionhawk

or something

badp

WHERE IS YOUR PATRIOTISM, MERICANS, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS

GodEmperorDune

@badp but mah profits

Unionhawk

19:07

@badp actually, running protestors over is patr-- banned

Mad Scientist

hmm, it's even legal in Germany for Oldtimers. I didn't expect that

Avery

@Unionhawk except they're trying to legalize it

Unionhawk

(it's funny because "running over protestors" has been a right wing meme)

(for definitions of funny meaning extremely and irrevocably fucked up)

Avery

420 should be legal, driving over protestors should not. smh.

Unionhawk

@Avery yeah, legal in NC\

which is hilarious

2 mins ago, by Unionhawk

(for definitions of funny meaning extremely and irrevocably fucked up)

Avery

19:11

what the fuck

Unionhawk

as long as you "do it on accident"

which like, no

Avery

they need to define protestor

Unionhawk

if you accidentally hit a pedestrian for reasons other than "they suddenly entered the roadway unexpectedly" then you should pay the fuck attention

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk i think the white supremacy bro was paying attention when he accelerated into a crowd of people

Unionhawk

@GodEmperorDune that was not an accident therefore theoretically the NC law does not apply

Avery

19:17

wasn't in VA though

Unionhawk

(yes)

(so the NC law never applied)

Avery

(NC has the best laws, great laws, bestest of all)

Unionhawk

@GodEmperorDune That's the thing though, I have no idea where Rs think "accidentally hitting protestors with a car" would even be a thing

Like

on what planet is that a thing

(earth)

shut up other uni

Tim Stone

19:43

Oh good they updated the PIV card utility to use the system's case speaker to beep when I don't remove the card and the computer locks

That won't lead me to throw the laptop out the window or anything

GodEmperorDune

Someone left a red triangle on this whiteboard so I improved it https://t.co/rhhY0zPooO

Tweeted by __apf__ on August 14, 2017 at 5:15 PM

Avery

@TimStone sounds fun

Tim Stone

Very

Also Google decided that because I met my boss at a restaurant once I now work at that restaurant

And is giving me traffic updates accordingly

Wipqozn

@TimStone damn it @StrixVaria

Unionhawk

19:59

@TimStone As in it marked it as "work" or as in it just gives you a "17 minutes to buffalo wild wings" card

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