The Bridge

GnomeSlice

18:00

I hope

ardaozkal

@Wipqozn is the best pet

Dragonrage

@StrixVaria i mean if you want to kill them, its pretty easy. just put them in a jar and turn it upside down on top of a red ant hill

red ants are pretty vicious

GnomeSlice

I would get a pet spider, get a pet snake, let the snake eat the spider, and then get rid of the snake

@Dragonrage UGH

Dragonrage

@GnomeSlice spiders can kill some snakes

GodEmperorDune

so @Dragonrage apparently ran a hunger games for small insects and arachnids as a child

GnomeSlice

18:01

@Dragonrage wtffff don't tell me about it

Dragonrage

though lizards are pretty decent at killing spiders too

GnomeSlice

red ants killed that russian guy in indiana jones

Ronan

@spugsley Good to hear you're moving out of Worst State, USA.

Yuuki

StrixVaria

Why did I just look up pictures of camel spiders?

ardaozkal

18:01

Booti-nope

GodEmperorDune

@StrixVaria because you don't want to sleep for a week

Dragonrage

i used to feed lizards by holding earwigs and getting the lizard to try and bite me. and then it would end up grabbing the earwig and realizing it was food and eating it

GnomeSlice

NO

earwigs UGH

what if theyre in my head

worst bugs

Dragonrage

@GnomeSlice you just poke them in the head and then they try and pinch you, and you grab them by the pinchers

GnomeSlice

gross

Dragonrage

18:04

context

GnomeSlice

how do you even figure that out

Kevin van der Velden

@GnomeSlice horseflie infections aren't that common

GnomeSlice

DUDE

that's fuct

you're fuct

bugs are fuuccctttt

Dragonrage

@GnomeSlice it just made sense to me, its sort of like grabbing a snake behind the head

GnomeSlice

why do we even need them

GodEmperorDune

18:05

@GnomeSlice sorry @twobugs

GnomeSlice

and yes i know birds gotta eat and shit

Kevin van der Velden

Mostly? Polination

GnomeSlice

why do we need birds

ardaozkal

Huh. PSA passed

GnomeSlice

#showerthoughts

Kevin van der Velden

18:05

Mostly food

GnomeSlice

jaden tweet

GodEmperorDune

@GnomeSlice you can't take a chunk out of the ecosystem without wrecking it

GnomeSlice

how can birds be real if bugs arent real

Dragonrage

also my turtle likes to eat earwigs and other bugs

GnomeSlice

why do we need turtles

ardaozkal

18:06

Hmm I wonder if windows setup would fix it

Dragonrage

we need turtles so @Wipqozn can exist

GnomeSlice

also i like to eat certain things too but i dont always get what I want

Yuuki

@Dragonrage I feed my sliders vegetables and fruits. And shellfish on occasion.

GnomeSlice

there are more insects in one square mile than humans on the earth

GodEmperorDune

@GnomeSlice insects help decompose things

GnomeSlice

18:08

thanks uncle johns bathroom reader for a single fact I will never forget

GodEmperorDune

without insects we'd have a lot of dead bodies lying around

ardaozkal

@GnomeSlice Random, specific or any?

Kevin van der Velden

There are also more virusses in a human then there are humans =p

Dragonrage

@Yuuki my turtle grew up on pill bugs, cockroaches, earwigs, moths, and fish

Yuuki

@GnomeSlice Well, you're comparing a species to an entire family/clade/whatever.

Dragonrage

18:08

among other things

GnomeSlice

yeah im sure it's a shitty statistic

still horrible

what else is in the human family though

Dragonrage

its also eaten crawdads and tadpoles

GnomeSlice

unless you count races

Kevin van der Velden

Which aren't sub-species

GnomeSlice

but i mean thats already included

Yuuki

18:09

@GnomeSlice Nothing currently living other than sapiens, which is us.

Kevin van der Velden

But great apes are our family

GnomeSlice

but you never invite them round for dinner, do you

:p

two bugs

They're dead... not sure if we should invite them

ardaozkal

Well I'd invite Winston

GnomeSlice

that would be unsanitary

GodEmperorDune

18:10

@Yuuki but it was kinda dickish to be "look how cool and unique we are, we're the only ones to have an exclusive genus and species"

well yeah, we created the taxonomy

Yuuki

Never mind, I'm wrong.

two bugs

There's evidence we interbred with Neanderthals, though

Yuuki

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hominidae

GnomeSlice

@twobugs just look at trump

two bugs

I assumed you guys meant Genus rather than Family

Yuuki

18:12

Orangutans, chimpanzees, gorillas, and bonobos.

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs urgreatgreatgreatgreat...greatgrandmom bred with neanderthals

Yuuki

@twobugs Insect is a Family though.

GnomeSlice

not in my family it's not

two bugs

Insect Garden - when you're here, you're Family

GnomeSlice

no

😱

Yuuki

18:13

Are gnomes hominids?

MadMAxJr

All you can eat soup, salad, and crickets.

two bugs

@Yuuki Homo Florensiensis kinda?

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki they are gnominids

GnomeSlice

I need a new name

GodEmperorDune

@GnomeSlice how about @chromeslice?

GnomeSlice

18:16

eh

Ronan

What about @Gnomiebear?

GnomeSlice

xXb100dwr4thXx420

that hurt to type

MadMAxJr

That's the kind of name you'll see on a Reaper player next week.

GnomeSlice

@Ronan Hamstare

Yuuki

@GnomeSlice Huh, I didn't know you played Reaper.

GnomeSlice

18:17

loooool

guise reeper is SoO EPIC

EPICNESS

GodEmperorDune

@LegalizeRanch

GnomeSlice

haha

That's not even bad

could be a good backup name

MadMAxJr

@Yuuki You saw the pink reaper skin fan-art?

Yuuki

@TrumpWasRight

GnomeSlice

about what

two bugs

18:19

@MakeGnomeGreatAgain

@YouDontGnome

GnomeSlice

make games great again

Yuuki

@MadMAxJr Yeah, did you see the sketch of him acting like a cat?

GnomeSlice

@Yuuki wtf

Dragonrage

we will build a wall and make bugs pay for it

two bugs

@GnomeSlice ReaPURRRR, you see

MadMAxJr

18:20

I did not see that.

GnomeSlice

some kindly old asian man offered me a tissue just now on the bus

Yuuki

GnomeSlice

not sure how to explain tourettes given he likely doesnt speak much english

@Yuuki wtf

MadMAxJr

Oh god. No.

GnomeSlice

why

StrixVaria

18:21

OVERWATCH NOW 8 HOURS SOONER THAN EXPECTED

Fluttershy

@Yuuki I really want them to make the skin. Pay the artist, make the skin. Do it, Blizzard.

Yuuki

On ult: "Nyaa~, nyaa~, NYAA~"

StrixVaria

Overwatch releases at 4PDT/7EDT on Monday, May 23.

GnomeSlice

@Fluttershy pink...?

I don't think that really fits reaper's theme

do they actualy have skins yet

or just colours

Kevin van der Velden

They have skins

Yuuki

18:23

@GnomeSlice Mariachi Reaper.

ardaozkal

@Yuuki b-baka gaijin~~~~~~~tildetilde~~~

Dragonrage

@GnomeSlice most are recolor, some are actually different

two bugs

@StrixVaria Yay!

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice That's why it's perfect.

GnomeSlice

@Yuuki haha

two bugs

18:23

Most characters have 1 or 2 silly skins

MadMAxJr

The origin edition skins are neat. Not $20 neat, but still neat.

StrixVaria

I'm saving up for that teal and pink Mei skin first thing.

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreaper

GnomeSlice

oh i thought they were avoiding goofy stuff

nice

GodEmperorDune

@GnomeSlice its blizz

Yuuki

18:24

Mariachi Reaper With Mariachi Music - Overwatch Beta

►

MadMAxJr

I still can't get over how Reaper is the same VA for Bloo from Fosters Home.

GnomeSlice

im not really familisr with them

starcraft was pretty serious

Fluttershy

Scarecrow Junkrat.

Dragonrage

@GodEmperorDune *rɹrɹrɹrɹrɹrɹrɹrɹrɹrɹreaper

two bugs

@GnomeSlice Not really, it has the serious but not serious stuff like Overwatch does

Dragonrage

18:26

you need to roll the r's @GodEmperorDune

two bugs

As in, there are serious parts, and silly parts

StrixVaria

There's a Diablo pinata in one level.

GnomeSlice

Sumo Roadhog?

StrixVaria

Also the level with 3 bells in the attackers' spawn lets you hit them to play the Futurama theme.

GnomeSlice

haha

MadMAxJr

18:27

el Segador! Gasp!

Dragonrage

i think people need to use the basketball trap more

GodEmperorDune

@Dragonrage yeah i left the rolling as an exercise to the reader

Yuuki

@StrixVaria And Hot Cross Buns.

There's more than 3 bells.

StrixVaria

@Yuuki Not in the area I'm thinking of, but I'm sure there are plenty of bells somewhere. I can't remember what map it is, unfortunately.

MadMAxJr

I wonder what the brawl event will be the first week..

StrixVaria

18:29

Am I the only one who doesn't care at all about brawls?

two bugs

I'm still hoping they have special rewards for the brawls, because otherwise I'm pretty indifferent

Fluttershy

@StrixVaria The three Futurama bells are up higher, but there are two more bells down and to the right.

Yuuki

@StrixVaria Attacker's spawn in Dorado? Yes, there's another set on the right side.

StrixVaria

@Fluttershy Oh, ok.

@Yuuki I can't even remember what map Dorado is.

I need to get better about recognizing some of them by name.

Yuuki

The payload and control point maps are easy because it's one map per name.

KotH is more annoying since you have three per name.

StrixVaria

18:31

I already have the KotH ones down, interestingly.

MadMAxJr

Going to link this again from yesterday.. Reaper Simulator.

[VR] TIME TO REAP

►

Fluttershy

The only KotH map I know by name is Hanamura.

StrixVaria

@Fluttershy That's a capture point map, not KotH.

KotH is Lijiang Tower, Ilios, and Nepal.

The one with multiple rounds played on different sections.

two bugs

Man, I'm glad the house finally approved some Zika funding, even if it is just redirecting old funds

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs finally

Fluttershy

18:36

@StrixVaria Oh yeah. Oops!

two bugs

It's crazy how hard it is to try and combat dangerous diseases when dealing with politicians

Fluttershy

Clearly the withdrawal is hitting me harder than I thought.

StrixVaria

@Fluttershy I know this feeling.

spugsley

@Ronan I know right. We couldn't be happier to put NC in behind us ugh

two bugs

I was hoping to beat Type 0 before Overwatch comes out. That should be easy, but getting 100% will probably take more effort (game seems to be designed around replaying)

Dragonrage

18:40

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oce.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/game-updates/player-behavior/… cc @Yuuki @StrixVaria

Ronan

@spugsley Especially considering what's happening now.

ardaozkal

18:55

Hiya @spugsley

Long time no see

Lazers 2.0

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Q: What does the Blade and Soul item level mean?

Yesterday I noticed that I had a repair hammer that was level 1-10. I was level 19 so figured it was useless but tried to repair using it just to be sure and it worked. I have assumed that the item level meant usage, but it does not appear so at least for that item. Does anyone know (can source...

blade-and-soul

0

Q: What Is the best Way to go Dawnguard or Vampires Skyrim

Dawnguard I pick But what do you think

skyrim skyrim-dawnguard

two bugs

Man I haven't even started Ratchet and Clank (2016)

I need more time before Overwatch

There's also Uncharted 4 multiplayer... And Halo 5 now that they're improving matchmaking...

I started writing some code but I forgot that I have to submit a whole proposal before I do it :( I was spoiled at my last job

GnomeSlice

19:13

ugh I forgot about ratchet and clank

I want that too

two bugs

I picked it up and it's supposed to be quite good. I loved the previous ones

Just fun third person action adventure games

Lots of cartoony violence and crazy guns. I'll have to stream it when I get around to it

Need to 100% DQ Heroes, too

GnomeSlice

DQ? Defender's Quest?

two bugs

Dragon Quest

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Batman Arkham Knight 2015 Question about the controller

I am curious as to what controller works with Arkham Knight PC, I have no issue using other games using x360ce. This is a screenshot that shows the controller map but what controller is it. http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=687551726 Like it seems to be showing an LCD screen o...

batman-arkham-knight

two bugs

@Lazers2.0 Oh damn, this question reminds me - I never finished Arkham Knight

That's a fun game, I just keep getting sidetracked

ardaozkal

19:17

soo I booted up with my windows installer, picked "repair this pc" and said "fix startup issues"... PC is now booting up well.

Yuuki

Argh, Internet needs to go back up.

ardaozkal

Chippies

@ardaozkal I hope you didn't have dual boot on that PC, because you probably just replaced grub or whatever bootloader with windows bootloader

ardaozkal

@Chippies nope. Used to have mint as DB but reformatted as I had space issues.

some issues, but works well now (an example for one of the "some issues" is pictured above)

context btw if you missed it: I spilled coffee on my pc (my nearly over french press fell to my pc), I cleaned it, and due to whatever issues (maybe due to the fact that I took out the SSD and put it back) it didn't allow me to boot from my SSD after it.

two bugs

Hillary Clinton accused of being "co-conspirator" in Bill Clinton's sexual escapades. That's it. Humans are over.

We had a good run. It's time to reset

ardaozkal

19:23

cons: 4 hours wasted

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs i don't even

ardaozkal

pros: my pc smells like coffee now, and I cleaned my fans after 2 years and expect higher FPS

two bugs

I'm not going to click the article because I have a feeling it will just make me more angry

Chippies

@ardaozkal you could probably cover an exhaust fan with a coffee soaked and dried cloth as a mod

two bugs

I have a lot of complaints with Hillary Clinton, but this is completely absurd

Chippies

19:24

@ardaozkal unless you were thermal throttling, you won't see fps increase

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs especially the hypocrisy if this is coming from the trump camp

trump cheated on wife N with wife N+1 multiple times, and it was wife N's fault?

i don't even

two bugs

It's a quote from someone named Dolly Kyle

@GodEmperorDune Ah, sounds like ol' Newt

Trying to pick the least douchey Powerpoint style is harder than you might think

ardaozkal

@Chippies I used to get 150fps on source fps test (on cs:s), but due to heat issues (thanks to my fans being filled with dust, I know that this is the reason because I used to clean the fans from outside, and it increases my fps quite a bit) I ended up getting way less in time, down to ~50. I don't expect day-one fps in source fps test, but I expect something higher.

Chippies

@ardaozkal soooo, it's a mainstream laptop?

ardaozkal

yeah.

Not going to waste the price of titan x on a laptop with medium-end gpu.

Chippies

19:28

amazon.ca/Opolar-LC05-Cooling-Powered-Compatible/dp/B00XKU47Y2

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs no company standard?

Chippies

that would probably benefit your laptop a lot

also, onebox, where you at?!

GodEmperorDune

@Chippies no one likes amazon.ca

two bugs

@GodEmperorDune I should ask if we have one

Chippies

@GodEmperorDune amazon.ca likes amazon.ca

GodEmperorDune

19:29

@Chippies amazon.ca apologizes for amazon.ca

two bugs

Man, the screen on the Surface is beautiful

Chippies

@GodEmperorDune no amount of apologies can undo the horror that is amazon.ca

ardaozkal

35"?! I'd rather get overwa- oh thats cad

GodEmperorDune

@Chippies it was more of a "sorry, eh" because canada joke but w/e

Lazers 2.0

2

Q: What do the bars mean next to the persons level?

In Multiplayer, some people have one or two vertical bars/pips next to their level. What do these mean?

doom-2016

ardaozkal

19:31

I can't buy it :(

Amazon doesn't deliver to turkey.

+ no turkish retailer sells it

GodEmperorDune

also i heard that trudeau was running out of things to apologize for, so he went all the way back to something canada did in 1914

ardaozkal

not even the shady ones

two bugs

Hm, there's no Windows Store app for Amazon music, but there appears to be the same wrapper they use for their mobile apps uploaded as a "native windows app!!!!!!"

@GodEmperorDune Oh, apparently Trump was the one who initially called Hillary the "enabler"

Stay classy, Donnie!

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs he's started calling her "crooked hillary" but it just doesn't have the same ring to it as "little marco" and "lyin ted"

or even "low energy"

Unionhawk

Or "zodiac killer confirmed"

Or "for human president"

Dragonrage

19:40

how about cool cal?

GodEmperorDune

@Dragonrage cal?

even "boring hillary" would be better

Dragonrage

its an old nickname for an old president

but since we were just throwing out random nicknames

two bugs

Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon

MadMAxJr

I'm gonna vote for Kodos.

Unionhawk

@Dragonrage I mean, I was talking exclusively about Ted Cruz

GodEmperorDune

19:44

@Unionhawk and i was going for presidential candidates this cycle

Dragonrage

@Unionhawk i was unaware that ted cruz had that many nicknames

GodEmperorDune

@Dragonrage his dad was pallin' around with lee harvey oswald on the day of, you know

Sepia Lazers

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Q: Questions about looking for mods for specific purposes

Recently, this question was put on hold as being about software recommendation, however I see other questions like this, this, and this, which seem similar to the question about turning off idle chatter, and none of them really look like "game recommendation" in the "Should I buy this game?" way,...

discussion

two bugs

Man, I'm tired of these fixed damage attacks who don't even follow our countries politics!

Unionhawk

This is funny because Dragon Rage is a 40 damage attack that does not scale ever

MadMAxJr

19:49

We need to ask the Candidates the real hard questions. Like how would they unite the realm of Skyrim?

two bugs

Trump would definitely be for the Stormcloaks

MadMAxJr

We have the best cloaks.

Yuuki

It is my firm belief that "Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer" is what killed his campaign.

two bugs

#MakeSkyrimNordicAgain

Yuuki

38% of Florida believed it at one point.

MadMAxJr

19:51

He's gonna need backing from the College magi if he wants to build that wall.

two bugs

@Yuuki That's wild

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki its more that trump can hog all the media coverage with some crazy thing he said, so no one covers the opponent

two bugs

I felt kind of bad for Cruz because even though he is a slimeball everyone was shitting on him as if he was significantly worse than the other slimeballs

And that's not really true, from what I know

MadMAxJr

When the imperials send people over, they're not sending their best. Redguard, orcs. Some I assume, are true Nords.

two bugs

I mean, Boehner called him "Lucifer Incarnate" or something

Unionhawk

19:53

Mhmm

two bugs

Boehner actually completely refused to work with Ted Cruz at any point

Yuuki

@twobugs Yes, yes he was worse than the average slimeball.

Unionhawk

He definitely wasn't Most Worst, but that's only because Donald Trump is running

Yuuki

He is, after all, the Zodiac Killer.

Unionhawk

He's Most Worst in all other contexts

two bugs

19:54

@Yuuki I phrased that poorly. He is worse than the average slimeball, but he wasn't the worst slimeball running

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs he SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT so that he could grandstand

Unionhawk

1 min ago, by Unionhawk

He definitely wasn't Most Worst, but that's only because Donald Trump is running

two bugs

Trump would have shut down every Government if he could

Unionhawk

1 min ago, by Unionhawk

He's Most Worst in all other contexts

Yuuki

And he's the Zodiac Killer.

Unionhawk

19:55

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