The Bridge

Wipqozn

13:00

Oh hey, it's @twobugs

err @TimStone

point is, back to work

two bugs

I'm going to pretend you're calling me the obnoxious jerk and I'll start sobbing

Tim Stone

I'm glad I inspire such responsibility

Private Pansy

@TimStone That should go onto your resume

two bugs

I wonder if Shog9 includes links to all his ownages on his resume

Tim Stone

@PrivatePansy "I just show up and people get right to work"

Manager Mode++

Derpy

13:03

....

^ best cosplay ever?

Private Pansy

Oooo FCBD is coming up

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How do i defeat eye of cthulu

How do I defeat the eoc because I got him to half health with just a gun and a broadsword for the servants but it became day time.

Wipqozn

holy fuck it exists

developer.wordpress.org/reference/functions/…

I know think wordpress is an even larger piece of shit

It wasn't showing up in google, and I couldn't find it (although, to be fair, I didn't search the codex). It's just not linked or referenced anywhere in the codex from what I can see

all the other thumbnail or image attachment pages link to every other one, but none of them link to that

what even the fuck

like what even the fuck

Derpy

yo @b_jonas. Exploring the room?

or are you too planing stealing PrivatePansy ponies plushies?

Wipqozn

I used to think wordprss had a decent codex, not anymore

and my google searchign makes it seem like not many folks relize it exists

I only found out since I got an error for trying to declareit

I should have just dumped it in my code, but I always like to read up on the codex first to make sure there isn't some weird "gotcha" before I put it in

fredley

13:14

@Wipqozn You should contribute to docs-beta.SE

Wipqozn

@fredley I'm not sure what that is

docs-beta.stackexchange.com/users/…

oh nifty

two bugs

Someone at my last job with a technical but not programming background was using Wordpress to maintain the site before I started there

fredley

@Wipqozn It's the Next Big Thing

two bugs

I was really impressed she managed to do as much with at as she did

fredley

collaborative, example-driven docs for everything

I want it for gaming so we can replace all those shitty game-wiki sites

two bugs

13:15

Yeah, I remember your great pitch of Warlords of Documentation

fredley

@Wipqozn docs-beta.stackexchange.com/documentation/wordpress

Wipqozn

@fredley I can't join, or the araa 51 page is a 404

fredley

@Wipqozn Oh, must be invite-only

Private Pansy

@Wipqozn Must be invited I think

Wipqozn

That would make sense.

Private Pansy

13:16

The A51 link is just a holdover

Wipqozn

@fredley Interesting

@fredley The worst part of game wiki sites is when there's 3 of them for one game, and everyone uses different ones

fredley

I have no idea where invitations come from

Derpy

@fredley isn't gamefaqs enough?

fredley

@Wipqozn This

@Derpy Might be enough, but I reckon we could do much better

Wipqozn

Dark Souls has two at least, Might but a third.

and neither of them is good on mobile

two bugs

13:17

@Derpy No, absolutely not

Wipqozn

wikidot just doesn't have a mobile site

two bugs

Gamefaqs is bad

Wipqozn

and fextralife does, but it's completely fucking broken. The hamburger menu doesn't work, so it's literealy just on the page and covers your screen.

two bugs

The DArk Souls wikis both have pretty glaring flaws

Wipqozn

oh huh, seems to work on m y browser

completely borked on my phone though

two bugs

13:18

Anyway one of the biggest flaws with Gamefaqs is NO EDITING

Wipqozn

wikidot usually turns out pretty good

two bugs

There are plenty of shitty FAQs with blatantly wrong info

And it's just up to the FAQ writer to fix it. They never do.

Derpy

@twobugs that because it is just a repository. Ye have to do the comparison by yourself. :P

two bugs

Basically the only improvement GameFAQs has had in the past like two decades is the option for simple HTML in guides

Derpy

anyway.... you asked. I am linking this to the Tavern. Maybe shog9 will think about this and give you a doc beta too. ^_^

two bugs

13:20

@Derpy If you're going to admit you have to cross reference multiple guides then I think that's plenty reason alone to say Gamefaqs is not "enough"

Wipqozn

well that's annoying

Derpy

@twobugs Ehy, Twily likes reordering books, I like cross referencing guides -_-'

Wipqozn

OPINIONS INTERNET

StrixVaria

@Wipqozn We should make one canonical one then so there can be 4 for every game.

Wipqozn

@StrixVaria too lazy to grab relevant XKCD, but you all know the one I mean

you have a function that normally returns an array. What do you return in the case you have an empty array? The empty array, or false?

two bugs

13:24

@Derpy Why? It's awful user experience to just admit that large tracts of guides may be (at best) inaccurate.

You might like it, but a lot of people don't.

StrixVaria

@Wipqozn An instance of a class that looks like an array but causes a seg fault whenever you try to do anything with it.

Tim Stone

@Wipqozn FILE_NOT_FOUND

two bugs

@Wipqozn return wipqozn

Kevin van der Velden

@Wipqozn is it an error to have an empty array? Or is it just that there were no results

Wipqozn

@KevinvanderVelden No results.

Kevin van der Velden

13:26

Then the empty array

Ronan

I agree.

Wipqozn

I'm deciding if I should bitch that this function returns false instead of an empty array

StrixVaria

@Wipqozn Yes you should.

Wipqozn

@StrixVaria Excellent.

StrixVaria

Things that work on arrays tend to just nicely do the right thing on empty arrays.

Wipqozn

13:26

Add this to the list of reasons I hate Wordpress

two bugs

Returning false is not the absolute worst thing but it's stupid nonetheless

Kevin van der Velden

"Here are the results, there are 0" vs "WHAT DO YOU MEAN RESULTS? THERE ARE NO RESULTS HERE CRASH IF YOU THINK THERE ARE RESULTS"

Ronan

@Wipqozn Is the empty array falsey in your language?

Wipqozn

@StrixVaria Exactly

two bugs

I mean it could return a string of like "There is no array here"

Or a random number

Oh, that could be the .rand function

Wipqozn

13:27

@twobugs Never do this

Kevin van der Velden

@twobugs shudders

two bugs

It could return a word problem your code has to parse and solve to find the actual array

Wipqozn

@twobugs is a monster

@monsterbugs

Derpy

@twobugs ...Why I continue to end up like this?? I was joking

StrixVaria

Just make every variable that gets passed to and from a method into a String, and use lots of toString and fromString methods.

That way nobody gets confused about return types.

two bugs

13:28

@Wipqozn Your Best Bugs

Apparently I'm really good at designing horrible programming languages. I need to leverage this.

7

Kevin van der Velden

@StrixVaria stringly typed everything!

two bugs

@KevinvanderVelden YES

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How to get the dryad easy

While I was playing a blood moon it was 12 am and before I could defeat the eoc he fled I just want the dryad. Plz help.

terraria-console

0

Q: GeForce Experience (Game Management) doesnt finn WoW

Well hello there, i have a problem with my Geforce experience software, in which it doesnt find the WoW. It does find other games, such as CSGO or LoL, but it refuses to find wow, i tried through preferences to target the file, but still it doesnt show up. Any ideas how to fix that?

technical-issues world-of-warcraft

0

Q: Can any request be completed though Mission Replays?

So looking at some of the requests i can get in Akademia they seem to be wanting me to partake in battles such as killing imperial MAs and using a skill to make so many skills. One of the Requests i can find in the Lounge was asking for SPP and there was a note saying that SPP gained from the Mi...

final-fantasy-type-0-hd

Sklivvz

@fredley great to see you last night

Private Pansy

Oh, hello @Sklivvz. Nice seeing you in Singapore two weeks back. At least I think it was you.

Ronan

13:35

@Sklivvz Who's fanfic has come to life?

Derpy

in Tavern on the Meta on Meta Stack Exchange Chat, 9 mins ago, by balpha

documentation is very development-centric right now, so this probably won't happen initially, but I agree it's good food for thought

SaintWacko

Man, @Sklivvz's gets around!

Private Pansy

@twobugs "These are not the arrays you're looking for"

fredley

@Sklivvz You too!

Private Pansy

@Ronan @badp pls

fredley

13:38

@Sklivvz Unfortunately I don't think I can come to any more of the events

Kevin van der Velden

@fredley you went to one event and were immediately banned for life? :o

fredley

@KevinvanderVelden Poor Tony the Pony...

badp

it now dawns on me that @Sklivvz probably has seen and talked to more bridge regulars than any bridge regular

b_jonas

@Derpy Definitely not stealing plushies. I don't do that.

Kevin van der Velden

Good cover

badp

13:49

under the "once a bridge regular always a bridge regular" rule my score is 5 (Arda, FAE, Ivo, Kevin, Arperum) though I guess our canadian cluster can easily rival that

Kevin van der Velden

Does jochem count? I don't think so but

badp

I've technically seen him and talked to him, but he's not a Bridge regular.

it was like for 2 minutes.

Kevin van der Velden

That last bit is what I was talking about

@badp that he was on the bridge or that you saw and talked to him? Cause if the latter than you're forgetting some hours =p

badp

@KevinvanderVelden the... latter?

DID I MENTION I AM AWFUL AT PEOPLE

3

it's true!

Ronan

I don't think I've met anyone other than @fredley and @Frank.

I just need to meet @Fluttershy and then I've cornered the F market.

Private Pansy

13:53

@Ronan BRB changing display name

badp

poor F market, surrounded by @Ronan

fredley

@Ronan ಠ_ಠ

@FaceSavouringDeliciousFood-Pig...

badp

@fredley hey at least it's not the D market

MBraedley

========== Build: 0 succeeded, 1 failed, 40 up-to-date, 0 skipped ==========

So close...

Private Pansy

@badp Soon we'll all be greeting each other with "So what's your @Sklivvz number?"

Ronan

13:54

@badp I shouldn't be too hard for me to meed @djsmiley2k and then I can start on that.

MBraedley

I may know what's wrong though.

Derpy

@b_jonas You have seen the pictures? The sad eyes? The un-groomed manes? The poor poor little ones are suffering from a grave lack of hugs illness. You would be saving them ^_^ @PrivatePansy must be too busy playing DS3 :P

MBraedley

Of course, changing this one header is causing a bunch of other files to build.

Private Pansy

@Derpy I wish

I'm currently studying for an exam I know I'll probably fail

Derpy

Kevin van der Velden

13:58

@badp remember when we played boardgames and such, and went to dinner with the 4 of us? That was me, you, @FAE and @jochem

badp

7 mins ago, by badp

DID I MENTION I AM AWFUL AT PEOPLE

fredley

This is brilliant

Kevin van der Velden

Yes

Arperum

@badp I get to three using that logic. Or four, if you count jochem as a bridge regular.

Private Pansy

@badp You're awful with people? I'm awful with people! What is this!?

badp

14:01

@PrivatePansy no I'm awful at people.

b_jonas

@Derpy The problem is that I have a rabbit plushie who's jelous if I spend time with any other plushies, and especially so if I consider getting new plushies. So I have to be very careful.

Kevin van der Velden

I thought you were just awful in general

Private Pansy

@badp WELL SO AM I! OBVIOUSLY THIS MEANS WE MUST GET MARRIED!

badp

@PrivatePansy WELL THEN I GUESS THAT'S ONE PROBLEM OFF MY LIST

Kevin van der Velden

@PrivatePansy I thought you already had a wife!

Private Pansy

14:02

Hang on I think my wife is coughing loudly at me

badp

@PrivatePansy I would have that checked out yknow.

Private Pansy

Which is strange because she's physically incapable of doing so

badp

Are you sure that wasn't your mother?

Kevin van der Velden

Though I suppose if @b_jonas and @Derpy kidnap her you could marry your true love @badp

Ronan

@KevinvanderVelden CONSPIRACY!

b_jonas

14:03

WHAT?

Private Pansy

@KevinvanderVelden "Nothing can stand in the way of-" "Love?" "-Mabel."

Derpy

@KevinvanderVelden Wait a second there... I wanted to kidnap the Fluttershy plush, and that can't be Private mother. If anything, Private should be Fluttershy's ancestor.

Kevin van der Velden

@Derpy well you'll just also have to kidnap his wife, the ... purple plushy

Which one was that again?

Private Pansy

@KevinvanderVelden Purple Smart

Kevin van der Velden

Something like that

Derpy

14:08

@KevinvanderVelden For a single but too long second I had the fear that you were meaning @murgatroid99 was @PrivatePansy wife.

Private Pansy

@Derpy This is the second time someone has made this joke. OBVIOUSLY IT MEANS WE SHOULD GET MARRIED TOO

Kevin van der Velden

@Derpy no, the plushy. But yes the one in murgatroid99's avatar

I don't think he's a plushy

Derpy

@PrivatePansy you aren't going to believe me but it wasn't a joke

Private Pansy

@KevinvanderVelden On the Internet nobody knows you're a pretty purple pony plushy

I should've gotten the Princess one, then I could have quintuple alliteration

badp

oh in fact you do know. BECAUSE PONIES ARE NEVER PRETTY.

so there is no such thing as a pretty pony.

so you know.

-==:[the more you know]

Yuuki

14:11

... So weird to see movies on Steam.

store.steampowered.com/sale/lionsgate?snr=1_41_4__42

Private Pansy

@Yuuki I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE LEPRECHAUN THE MOVIE AND NOW I CAN

OH FRABJOUS DAY

Yuuki

Some good ones for a pretty good price too.

wat, they have Requiem for a Dream?

Wipqozn

@badp Over half those people left. DID YO DRIVE THEM AWAY!?!?!

Private Pansy

Derpy

@PrivatePansy Maybe I could use this one for my "Scold user" greasemonkey feature. Thanks.

Wipqozn

14:15

I wonder if @badp owns rocket league

I feel like I could beat @badp in rocket league

Private Pansy

@Wipqozn You could. But only once. Then you get MOD ABUSED.

Wipqozn

Although he does have all that euro truck experience

Hey now, @badp would never abuse his mod powers

badp

@Wipqozn I got it for free, never played

Wipqozn

@badp We should totally 1v1 sometime this week

and then do 3v3 with @MBraedley and completely destroy his ranking

Also I've never met an SE people in RL

MBraedley

@Wipqozn I haven't played a lot online anyways.

Wipqozn

14:18

Not even @MBraedley, and he lives 2 minutes from my apartment.

MBraedley

@Wipqozn 5 minutes, soon to be 10

Wipqozn

@MBraedley That surprises me. I always figured you were super elite pro top ranked player turbo championship edition II

MBraedley

Well, I gone done fucked something up...

Okay, I think I fixed it...

Sklivvz

@PrivatePansy Ah, I was wondering about that. I didn't get what your handle was when we spoke, so sorry about that. I did ask the organizer but he didn't know either ;-)

@badp well, actually, you can only say that many bridge regulars think they met me. But did they meet the same person? Or are we a collective?

Unionhawk

Well obviously the second one

MBraedley

14:30

Bah, I let my coffee go cold.

Kevin van der Velden

Sounds like it's time to get some nice hot tea

MBraedley

@KevinvanderVelden No, I'm pretty much fully caffeinated now.

Kevin van der Velden

@Sklivvz a collective of tiny hamsters inhabiting a person-suit

badp

@Sklivvz the reverse is true, since many of us are probably insane, so we can only talk about equivalence classes both ways

MBraedley

Which is why I let my coffee get cold.

Unionhawk

14:34

@badp you are all individually collectives?

badp

You might very well have met three @fredley's last night.

Kevin van der Velden

@MBraedley Yes, tea doesn't always contain caffeine

Unionhawk

And/or we

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Heroes of might and Magic 6: First base not making recruits?

I'm playing through the first campaign and I have captured two fortifications so far, but my initial fortress is not producing and recruits. I have upgraded it many times, but every week there is nothing produced (the captured fortresses are producing fine). Is this a bug or am I missing something?

might-magic-heroes-6

badp

@Unionhawk Each and every one of me is not Wipqozn.

8

fredley

14:35

@badp I was told that I didn't look enough like a Porkchop

badp

This is the important thing to know.

fredley

Maybe there were others

Unionhawk

@badp I'd drink to that but it's 10:30 here

MBraedley

@KevinvanderVelden The only options I have for tea are "regular" and green.

Kevin van der Velden

@MBraedley hmm boring

But I don't think the standard unnamed tea has caffeine in it (usually)

MBraedley

14:38

@KevinvanderVelden The regular I mentioned? It definitely has caffeine in it.

Kevin van der Velden

@MBraedley Hmm

Go to a store and get other tea :D

Wipqozn

@badp You keep on thinking that

Ronan

@Wipqozn It turned out that the @Wipqozn was within you all along.

Yuuki

MBraedley

@KevinvanderVelden There are 3 David's Tea stores (the best option for buying tea around here), and they're all 10 to 20 minutes away, so double that for round trip. And that assumes I have my car, which I don't since it's in the shop getting tires swapped, aligned, as well as a MVI. So I cannot just "go to a store and get other tea".

Private Pansy

14:42

@KevinvanderVelden Please. It's obviously squirrels

@Sklivvz Nah, it's my fault. I tried looking for you on The Tavern, but you weren't there. And I don't have a Twitter account

Kevin van der Velden

@MBraedley =[

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Are there any Arma 3 RP servers where you can play as a firefighter?

I've seen many RP servers with fire departments that only have EMT units. But, I want to play as a firefighter. If there are servers, what are the names of them.

arma-3

Frank

This needs another close vote

MBraedley

@Wipqozn Also, @Unionhawk helped do that on Friday night anyway.

ChromeSlice

Ughhh no. I got used to having that girl around

and now I'm never going to see her again

bleh

Unionhawk

14:53

rip/yeah I've been there, etc

ChromeSlice

The Bunny Adventure

> Many songs use the original FF7 Instruments!

neat

Lazers 2.0

-2

Q: Having anyone issue with .Net Framework that he doesn't installed on computer but he can't install it?

i know many people of you have this problem. In that case for me i have not installed .Net framework on computer. It has been installed automatic by an app or something. I want to install new version of .Net framework 4.6 for NDP46-KB3045560-Web.exebut i can't. It tell's me that i have to unista...

technical-issues

SaintWacko

15:12

111 rep til 20k!

Also, anyone else having trouble accessing their personal galleries on imgur?

John

@Dragonrage e.e

GodEmperorDune

@SaintWacko nice

@ChromeSlice yeah that feeling sucks

Unionhawk

gfycat.com/LivelyNaiveGoosefish

GodEmperorDune

15:28

@Unionhawk y u do dis

user15026

@KevinvanderVelden usually if it just says tea it often has a black tea base (at least here), but if it says herbal tea it doesn't have caffeine

fredley

That reminds me, I should make myself a coffee

Kevin van der Velden

@fredley fake brit

fredley

brb, grinding

GodEmperorDune

@fredley phrasing cc @uni

MBraedley

15:33

Hmm, why isn't that working?

I mean, I can work around it, but I'd rather have it solved.

Wipqozn

@MBraedley That reminds me, I need to change my tires.

Unionhawk

That reminds me, I need an oil change >_>

fredley

That reminds me, I'm tired

GodEmperorDune

one of my headlights is out

Unionhawk

ayy

badp

15:40

That reminds me, it's almost weekend

fredley

That reminds me, @badp is wrong

Unionhawk

That also reminds me, one of my reverse lights is gone

badp

@fredley tomorrow's a national holiday and the rest of the week's going to be not-really-work-but-okay-sort-of

Kevin van der Velden

Next week will be more fun

It'll be actually weekend for me in 7 days

Wipqozn

That reminds me, I need to give @Unionhawk a hug

fredley

15:41

@badp neat, mid-week national holidays

Ronan

@badp I think he was speaking generally.

GodEmperorDune

that reminds me, i need to ping @Wipqozn

Kevin van der Velden

@fredley neat, national holiday on a day you already have off =p

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Minecraft modded server can't place blocks

Hello I made a server modded for minecraft but when I try to place or craft a modded block it wouldn't let me I have a config folder and a mods folder and it is a modded server but it just doesn't work please help me.

minecraft

0

Q: Skeletron battle help plz

Can someone please help with Skeletron and I keep getting nightmares until I beat him plus I we t the dungeon available

terraria-console

badp

@Ronan Each and every one of me is not Unionhawk

6

Kevin van der Velden

15:42

@fredley But yeah, it's on the 27th every year (kings day) regardless of what day that is

badp

so long as the current king holds up anyway

GodEmperorDune

that reminds me, we can find out who @badp is by subtracting who @badp isn't

Kevin van der Velden

@badp I mean, the 30th as a date lasted for 2 queens I believe

badp

@KevinvanderVelden so... what if he dies tonight?

Kevin van der Velden

So it doesn't need to change

@badp national day of mourning off?

badp

15:43

@KevinvanderVelden convenient.

fredley

@KevinvanderVelden national day of morning off?

badp

but would that be a national holiday, too?

Kevin van der Velden

@badp I 'unno probably

Given that those dates are legally defined somewhere there's no time to get them changed I think

@fredley yes, as in it's a national day of morning and you have the day off

fredley

@KevinvanderVelden The national mourning morning

badp

people would complain about it

the national mourning morning moaning

Kevin van der Velden

15:46

As opposed to the daily morning mourning moaning

badp

by that point everyone is complaining

it's the national daily national mourning morning moaning moaning

fredley

@badp They might dock their ships to do so, the national mourning morning moaning mooring

It's a pity about the people who expose their buttocks though, the national mourning morning moaning mooring mooning

badp

this discussion has diverged, let's merge the branches

it's the national daily national mourning morning moaning mooring moaning mooning

SaintWacko

@badp That's two moanings

Ronan

People do like to moan don't they, this national daily national mourning morning moaning mooning moaning mooning is morish.

badp

15:48

@SaintWacko yes

SaintWacko

@badp Okay

badp

are you complaining about that?

fredley

The day it's on is not fixed, so it's the national daily national moving mourning morning moaning mooning moaning mooning

GodEmperorDune

today's bridge is brought to you by the letter M

5

badp

is it the morish national daily national mourning morning moaning mooring moaning mooning moaning?

fredley

15:49

@badp I've been mulling the morish national daily national moving mourning morning moaning mooring moaning mooning moaning

badp

@fredley if we're merely going by m's, it's marvellously magnificent, almost magisterial

and this is going to end, well, meekly

fredley

@badp magnaninous

Ronan

I can't remember the whole thing properly, so when I'm mulling the morish national daily national moving mourning morning moaning mooring moaning mooning moaning I tend to murmur.

fredley

My Monday meeting mustn't manage moving much, my mother maintains many mandatory moments.

Ronan

That reminds me, would anyone like some marvellously magnificent, almost magisterial morish national daily national moving mourning morning moaning mooring moaning mooning moaning memorabilia?

badp

15:56

Mental Masturbations on Matters Most M-relevant

14 mins ago, 14 minutes total – 49 messages, 8 users, 6 stars

Bookmarked just now by badp

two bugs

Maybe you might want to mstop

fredley

@twobugs mkay

I like how the participation list reads like dietary information

Participants:
- @badp: 34%
- of which @Wipqozn: 2%

Unionhawk

34% of your daily value of @badp

two bugs

Okay, I'll get Thai food for lunch

Good call @me

badp

@Unionhawk IOW, I'll be here all day ~

Yuuki

16:00

I've been looking for a bit since last week, but tacos really don't make for very good food pics.

badp

so in order to properly iterate over and have callbacks run I have to write a callback generator returning ready-to-call callbacks

thanks js

at least jshinter warned me

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare http://bit.ly/1SHHyXO https://t.co/Sw9m5bmY5N

Tweeted by Wario64 on April 26, 2016 at 4:07 PM in reply to Wario64

Warfare Will Continue Until @twobugs Improves Mousing

murgatroid99

16:20

@badp The problem here is that you're closing over a variable and then expecting its value not to change, even though every other time you would close over a variable, you would expect it to follow the value it has in the outer scope

SaintWacko

This is about how I feel about letting corporations have information about me

murgatroid99

JavaScript doesn't magically know "if you declare a function in a loop and close over the loop variable, then don't actually close over the variable and instead save the value"

Dragonrage

good morning bridge

Dragonrage

16:41

Happy National Pretzel Day.

ChromeSlice

alexroe.bandcamp.com/album/darksign

cc @Wipqozn @Yuuki @Fluttershy

Unionhawk

Thank you Gmail drafts for being so good and saving this email from death by DRIVER_POWER_STATE_FAILURE

Which this time was either SolidWorks or random because normally that happens because of excessive alt-tabbing

I'm hoping solidworks

Wipqozn

@ChromeSlice Listening to this right noqw

Thanks for sharing

Private Pansy

@badp Creating functions in a loop is a bad idea anyway for performance's sake

badp

@PrivatePansy each function is different. . .

the advice is to put the loop semantically outside of the loop

not to change the order of operations

Private Pansy

16:52

Can probably help you better if you can show us teh code

badp

yeah, sucks to be me :)

I'm working around chrome.idle only supporting a single global idle timer

whereas I need to have a thing happen a few minutes after you've been idle, and another when you've been idle for a bit longer

murgatroid99

Is there an event when you stop being idle?

badp

@murgatroid99 yes

Private Pansy

chrome.idle.onStateChanged?

badp

yep.

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Q: How to tell if someone is likely to attack?

There've been a few situations in Adventurer mode when I've been wandering through the wilderness, and have been stopped by a group of heavily armed people. At first they just call out a greeting but then, sometimes, they initiate combat once I start to move away from them. There's also been an ...

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@badp Forever, then

badp

the detection timer is global and can only be set without, yknow, this

Private Pansy

It looks like you can just use the addListener function to ass any number of listeners to it

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I'm undergoing intensive mousing training but it's never enough for you, is it @badp?

Private Pansy

Erm, add. Not ass.

badp

16:56

@twobugs freehanded circles are soul training

you are expressing your soul through ART

Unionhawk

@twobugs is so inadequate, he exhibits inadequate mousing on ps4 games

Private Pansy

Ah okay I see

badp

the more you freehand your circles, the more uniquely @twobugs the circles become

@PrivatePansy yep, they're all on the same timer

Private Pansy

So you want it to run different events at different intervals

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@Unionhawk My PS4 mousing is adequate. At least grant me that

badp

16:57

so when the trigger gets called I have to actually call queryState on each of my listeners

and probably do that on a timer, too.

Unionhawk

I just took it away from you, why would I grant it to you

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Because I can take away your sword

Private Pansy

Why not have it run at the lowest common denominator interval, then check through a map of event callbacks and intervals

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I'm upset nobody else starred @badp's "sucks to be me" message

badp

@PrivatePansy that is what is happening

I guess I made things harder for myself when I decided that each function would actually receive its own timeout as an additional argument

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