The Bridge

SaintWacko

9:00 PM

@AshleyNunn Sure! She's wanting a stand like that one, but with a cover, made of colored glass

user15026

@SaintWacko I think I know a place for that. Remind me later, I'll go through my links and stuff

Unionhawk

Now I want cheesecake

This is all your fault, everyone else

SaintWacko

@AshleyNunn Awesome, thanks!

Okay, Google, remind Cortana to remind Siri to remind @AshleyNunn to look through her links

:P

Dragonrage

@Unionhawk finecooking.com/item/11489/cheesecake-or-cheesepie

So, in short, a cheesecake is a pie. It can also be a cake, but it can't not be a pie.

Unionhawk

Shut up

NOBODY CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARES

Ohnana

9:03 PM

@Dragonrage stop it

Unionhawk

YOU'RE LITERALLY @LessPop_MoreFizz RIGHT NOW

EXCEPT WITH CHEESECAKE INSTEAD OF CHICAGO

Dragonrage

@Unionhawk is that a bad thing?

Unionhawk

ostensibly

At least he has valid complaints

Though

Dragonrage

the naming of a cheesepie as a cheesecake is a valid complaint

Unionhawk

no

Dragonrage

9:06 PM

it is obviously a pie, but people call it a cake

Unionhawk

IT'S CALLED CHEESECAKE

throws things

Dragonrage

it is called a cheesecake, but it should be called a cheesepie

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How do I convert API data to Excel?

I have an API from Eve-marketdata.com http://eve-marketdata.com/api/item_history2.xml?char_name=demo&region_ids=10000002&type_ids=33468&days=2 I only want the "volume" value. In Excel 2013, I used =FILTERXML(WEBSERVICE(API ADDRESS),"//row/@volume"), but I'm getting #VALUE! Can someone point me...

eve-online

Unionhawk

@Dragonrage YOUR FACE IS A CHEESEPIE

SaintWacko

Pedantry is a time-honored tradition in the Bridge

Unionhawk

9:08 PM

THE PROSECUTION RESTS

SaintWacko

THE DEFENSE RESTS

EVERYONE IS VERY TIRED

Unionhawk

IF CHEESECAKE EXISTS ON ENDOR YOU MUST ACQUIT

Dragonrage

when the prosecution insults the witness, you know they have nothing to stand on

SaintWacko

@Dragonrage Or that they're attempting to sway the jury

Dragonrage

@SaintWacko they are using an ad hominem fallacy.

they cannot attack the argument so they attack the person instead

SaintWacko

9:10 PM

@Dragonrage YOU'RE using an ad hominem fallacy

Ha, take that

Unionhawk

I mean, if the charges being pressed are "the defendant's face is a cheesepie" WHICH BY THE WAY IS NOT A WORD

THEREFORE

Dragonrage

@Unionhawk it should be

Unionhawk

No

NO

ardaozkal

YES

Unionhawk

I AM DONE WITH MADE UP WORDS

Dragonrage

9:11 PM

then throw out cheesecake

someone made that up

technically all words were made up at one point in time or another

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk i sentence you to bridgen't

Unionhawk

Ohnana

wat

Dragonrage

those physics though

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Ohnana

@Dragonrage that's safety harness physics

GodEmperorDune

9:16 PM

@Ohnana get defenestrated

Unionhawk

NOW I MUST LEAVE YOU

Ohnana

@GodEmperorDune tried to defenestrate your mum and broke my back, have mercy

SaintWacko

floccinaucinihilipilification

Best word

Right there

Dragonrage

@uni must go contemplate his life now that he knows cheesecakes should be cheesepies

badp

What the actual fuck

Unionhawk

9:18 PM

I don't know

@Dragonrage said cheesecake should be called cheesepie

I told him he was wrong because that's not a word

badp

My laptop won't get online, destination unreachable left and right

Unionhawk

Oh

badp

ping 8.8.8.8 fails

Unionhawk

I thought you were questioning the current situation

Frank

Looks like the spam missed a link

badp

9:19 PM

ping google.com says unknwon host

Dragonrage

if cheesecakes where called cheesepies, like they should be, cheesecake wouldnt be a word

badp

Open up router diagnostics

Both ping fails exactly the same way

Unionhawk

ping localhost

0% loss, excellent

badp

SO HOW IN THE FUCK AM I HERE ONLINE ON MY MOBILE

ardaozkal

@Frank his name is spam

Unionhawk

9:20 PM

@badp Magic

Or data

badp

on WiFi, mobile data off, going to google etc

Unionhawk

Hmm

Magic, then

clearly

ardaozkal

Which looks like that epsilon website from GTA V.

Unionhawk

Or your laptop is broken

@ardaozkal can we probably not?

badp

If it was my laptop I wouldn't be able to reach the router

SaintWacko

9:21 PM

@badp Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

badp

@SaintWacko yes, the laptop

Unionhawk

@badp WELL THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU

SaintWacko

@badp The laptop and the router?

Unionhawk

EVERYTHING IS BROKEN AND NOTHING MAKES SENSE

ardaozkal

@Unionhawk sorry, removed.

badp

9:22 PM

I could turn off the router too but I would risk going completely offline

Unionhawk

Well the assumption is you turn it back on too

badp

Someone give me the ip address of Arqade.com

Unionhawk

104.16.117.182 is gaming.stackexchange.com

ardaozkal

@badp I'd but you have me on ignore, so you can't see it anyways.

Ohnana

75.126.102.251 is the DNS resolve

host is dead

ardaozkal

9:24 PM

@Ohnana that is arqade.com, which just redirects.

Unionhawk

I can't ping it from cmd but it redirects which is interesting

badp

Maybe it works on mobile due to data compression proxy

Ohnana

@ardaozkal weird, it didn't redirect me

Unionhawk

@badp Possibly

ardaozkal

@Ohnana no, like, it redirects when you open it

Blem

9:25 PM

Kazoo are bad M'kay?

Unionhawk

@Ohnana in browser, it redirects to gaming.se

Ohnana

yeah, i guess ICMP wouldn't get redirected

badp

Oh well here goes nothing

Unionhawk

RIP @badp

If he dies @Wipqozn gets his diamond, right? Is that how this works?

ardaozkal

Woo my Rise of the Tomb Raider got refunded.

badp

9:27 PM

restarting the router fixed it

Ohnana

@Unionhawk /sends counselor to fabricate claims

badp

MYSTERIES

like my x.org woes

Unionhawk

Oh, well, better luck next time @Wipqozn

badp

EXTREMELY IRRITATING MYSTERIES

ardaozkal

@badp I'd say that it sometimes happens to me and a router restart fixes it, but you have me in ignore and you wouldn't see it.

Unionhawk

9:31 PM

It's probably gnomes in your router

user15026

@badp gremlins.

djsmiley2k

yawn

so now I've gotta get back to th first continent again some how :/

Nate Kerkhofs

It's been a while since I last worked with XAML, so my Databinding-Fu is a bit rusty

App is coming along nicely though

djsmiley2k

/me wibbles

477 times, hmmm I think that's perfect?

Nate Kerkhofs

I currently got 3 issues: 1. does it work all the way through?; 2. Why is my Window so damn big?; 3. My Bindings won't update.

djsmiley2k

9:39 PM

talk about good timing

Nate Kerkhofs

Thing is, I'm using the WPF bindings from the Windows 10 binding tutorial

so I don't know why they won't work.

ardaozkal

@NateKerkhofs does the output look something like {DATATYPEHERE}

Nate Kerkhofs

@ardaozkal No, they apply the first time, but they don't update

ardaozkal

ah.

What are you binding with? .Items or .Itemsource?

Nate Kerkhofs

{x:Bind ViewModel.Filename}

msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/windows/apps/mt269383.aspx

That's the tutorial I'm following

ardaozkal

9:43 PM

Hmm

why don't you just set the .itemssource of it

And use the values of it by adding a datatemplate inside your listview

Nate Kerkhofs

github.com/nzall/GameRoulette

That's the git repo

Please don't abuse it :)

ardaozkal

forking

Nate Kerkhofs

It's really rough right now

GodEmperorDune

@NateKerkhofs too late, the trolling has already started

oh wait c sharp? i'm not going to mess with that

Unionhawk

the clowning has already begun

Nate Kerkhofs

9:46 PM

And it's mostly just something that I'm developing to have an application to show to potential employers

and for personal use of course

ardaozkal

ooooh

Nate Kerkhofs

@ardaozkal I feel a storm brewing for some reason

ardaozkal

I just understood what you tried to do

I blindly imported list functions before this, lol

Nate Kerkhofs

@ardaozkal If my code is that hard to understand from the start... I might have to comment it some

ardaozkal

Nope. Sleepiness and the time I spent today coding is the real problem

Sent a small pull request

You just merged it

Nate Kerkhofs

9:57 PM

@ardaozkal I have never worked with github before, sorry

or at least, not with other people

ardaozkal

np

Nate Kerkhofs

Now, how do I get that on my own computer through VS2015?

GodEmperorDune

@NateKerkhofs there should be some sort of fetch command in the VCS menu

ardaozkal

I can't help you with that, I use the github client

Nate Kerkhofs

@ardaozkal Have you worked with XAML before, @ardaozkal?

because A) you only adjusted 2 of the 4 bindings and B) that method does not work in Apps because it's not thread safe

Now I have to find how to rollback

Unionhawk

10:03 PM

Hahahahahahahaha

Gg

Nate Kerkhofs

I'm not even sure if that's possible with a merge

ardaozkal

@NateKerkhofs sent a revert pull request

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Minecraft Dragon Giltch?

I was fighting the ender dragon for the first time and it was definitely there but now it's nowhere to be seen. I went into creative to check it wasn't flying around the island and I went very far but I still couldn't find it. It could be a glitch and it just disappeared but I don't know. If you ...

minecraft

Nate Kerkhofs

@ardaozkal Believe me, directly changing the item property was the first thing I tried, but I got an error about interfering with the interface thread

ardaozkal

That should work actually.

djsmiley2k

10:06 PM

breaking someones code isn't cool

SaintWacko

@djsmiley2k To be fair, it's also not a great idea to merge code without checking it

djsmiley2k

true true

Nate Kerkhofs

@SaintWacko What you say holds great value, sensei

I never used github cooperatively before, so I didn't really know what I was doing

Yuuki

@NateKerkhofs Does anyone really know what they're doing with Github?

Unionhawk

Probably

SaintWacko

10:17 PM

If that doesn't fix it, git.txt contains the phone number of a friend of mine who understands git. Just wait through a few minutes of 'It's really pretty simple, just think of branches as...' and eventually you'll learn the commands that will fix everything.

badp

git is fun

git is gut

git gud?

No

git bad?

you could delete the repo

then clone a specific commit

i.e. the one before the emerge

user15026

10:20 PM

I currently am eating a giant mountain of shawarma chicken and garlic rice and salad. Today is improving.

djsmiley2k

But I don't know how to fix it properly :D

GodEmperorDune

@AshleyNunn that sounds so good

Unionhawk

. . .

I need dis

user15026

@GodEmperorDune It's this tiny place across from my work and they make amazing food. And I have so much of it, it will last me like easily food now, food later tonight, and food tomorrow

Unionhawk

In my mouth, right now

Inb5 stars

TAKE THAT FOOLS

Yuuki

10:24 PM

Cereal in the afternoon, we live in interesting times.

user15026

Unionhawk

I had a pop tart as an afternoon snack

#adult

user15026

That's my food mountain. :D

Nate Kerkhofs

I'll continue on tomorrow, it's getting late.

Yuuki

@AshleyNunn That's a lot of cream.

Nate Kerkhofs

10:25 PM

If I'm getting COMException: Error HRESULT E_FAIL has been returned from a call to a COM component. in my xaml designer, that's sign of stopping

user15026

@Yuuki Garlic sauce :D

Yuuki

Huh. I've never had anything with garlic sauce.

I imagine it tastes like...

Ginger?

SaintWacko

@Unionhawk I had pop tarts for breakfast!

@Yuuki ...

Yuuki

@SaintWacko I guess I'm having pop tarts for dinner!

Unionhawk

@Yuuki ...

Yuuki

10:29 PM

@Yuuki ...

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki ...

Unionhawk

Are you...

Yuuki

@GodEmperorDune Too late.

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki damn

Yuuki

1 min ago, by Yuuki

@Yuuki ...

SaintWacko

10:31 PM

34 secs ago, by Yuuki

1 min ago, by Yuuki

@Yuuki ...

Unionhawk

Are you serious

Yuuki

@Unionhawk There are several possible responses to this question.

GodEmperorDune

40 secs ago, by SaintWacko

34 secs ago, by Yuuki

1 min ago, by Yuuki

@Yuuki ...

Yuuki

One of which is, "No, my name is @Yuuki. You know this."

Unionhawk

GARLIC SAUCE YOU FOOL

DO YOU JUST NOT KNOW WHAT GARLIC IS

Yuuki

10:32 PM

I know what garlic is. I have not had garlic sauce before.

Because I am Asian. We typically use garlic with other aromatics.

Unionhawk

Fair enough

Yuuki

Or if we use garlic alone, it's not as a sauce.

Unionhawk

Garlic is thbest

user15026

I linked a recipe for it the other day

djsmiley2k

i regularly just eat raw garlic

ardaozkal

10:34 PM

Garlic tastes very differently in different forms.

djsmiley2k

nom nomnom

Unionhawk

Like, Domino's garlic crust? Or garlic sticks with garlic sauce?

THBEST

djsmiley2k

Also roasted garlic is win

Unionhawk

Or their cheese bread

user15026

Garlic makes most savoury things better

ardaozkal

10:35 PM

Raw != cooked != dried != roasted

user15026

@djsmiley2k Roasted garlic with a little salt smushed on bread

Unionhawk

Omg

user15026

@ardaozkal this is true of many foods.

Unionhawk

I need this

djsmiley2k

@AshleyNunn my birthday on sunday

Unionhawk

10:35 PM

I also don't need to shop hungry

djsmiley2k

now i'm wondering where I can go to get that D:

user15026

@djsmiley2k Make it!

Yuuki

Stir-fry minced garlic in oil and then drizzle over freshly sliced cucumber.

Unionhawk

Whatever the UK equivalent of Kroger is for garlic, salt, bread

user15026

@Unionhawk plus some olive oil for roasting

Unionhawk

10:37 PM

Mmm

I still have alfredo pasta to eat and also chili etc

user15026

I've not really cooked all week.

Arperum

@nukeforum I am so doomed. I'm stuck in realm grinder. I'm gonna be playing this for way too long...

two bugs

Oh wow. So there's evidence the State of Michigan knew about the Flint water quality problems and started quietly outfitting their own buildings before the story went public

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs so fuct

user15026

I'd like to say I'm shocked, but, well.

two bugs

10:44 PM

This whole water crisis has been so criminally mismanaged

Unionhawk

@AshleyNunn I've got literally 7 freezer related meals from my mom

djsmiley2k

amazon.co.uk/gp/product/…

user15026

@Unionhawk That's awesome.

djsmiley2k

omg

i have like £60 amazon credit

Should I do it :/

ardaozkal

@djsmiley2k I'd personally buy it. Note: 8 mins left on sale.

djsmiley2k

10:54 PM

Nod

got it.

I've been wanting a mechnical keyboard for awhile now

and picking up one for £40 is a steal

ardaozkal

Hope you like it!

GnomeSlice

qubit too good

badp

@Powerlord reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/42zxq5/…

maybe @Yuuki?

GnomeSlice

[Glitch Hop] Qubit - Me like Foxtrot (Original Mix)

►

Yuuki

@badp I don't think I'm good enough for competitive TF2.

badp

10:57 PM

@Yuuki the first few days are going to be an unholy mess anyway

GnomeSlice

tf2 didn't grip me, too competitive

which is kind of weird because I played a shot toad of loadout

nukeforum

@Arperum Haha, you'll be glad to know I'm stuck here with you. Just got R5 last night

GnomeSlice

I bought a thing for the spy and gave them a bit of money for it anyway, not like they needed it

ardaozkal

@GnomeSlice you didn't buy it from ingame store... did you?

Arperum

@nukeforum Stil R0, I have e18 gems. I di get the equality trophy earlier this week, so that was good.

murgatroid99

11:01 PM

Other people are playing Realm Grinder?

nukeforum

@Arperum nice, nice. you got dwairies running already?

should get you that last bit

@murgatroid99 Yeah, we were talking about incrementals a few days ago and I recommended it

Arperum

@nukeforum Nope. Titans, dwarfs only unlock at e20 gems if I read correctly.

murgatroid99

@nukeforum I saw the recommendation, but I didn't see any subsequent discussion about it

Dragonrage

i have almost as many helpful flags as votes

Arperum

@murgatroid99 He trapped me anyway.

Dragonrage

11:03 PM

102 flags and 111 votes

GnomeSlice

@ardaozkal I forgot? I did it when I started playing to make my acc premium

murgatroid99

I'm only at R0 and 4 million gems

nukeforum

@Arperum realm-grinder.wikia.com/wiki/Archaeology

badp

@Unionhawk precious financial advice

Arperum

@nukeforum I'll get to it.

I only have like 50 excavations.

nukeforum

11:06 PM

Yeah, gotta excavate like mad :P

@ardaozkal

@nukeforum I don't have e50 gold yet though. currently only e47

nukeforum

@Arperum ya, it takes a minute

ardaozkal

@GnomeSlice nice!

Arperum

@nukeforum I'll probably have enough faction coins and gold tomorrow morning. I leave it running with an autoclicker and a script to press 4 every second so I basically autocast lightning strike without the autocast penalty.

ardaozkal

11:09 PM

Is it just me, or the close button for the banner ads on youtube appear in a few seconds now?

nukeforum

@Arperum you could also just get the autocasting achievements while using angels

then you just don't have autocasting penalties legit :P

Arperum

@nukeforum I'm at 25% penalties from doing that, but I can't be bothered right now to finish it.

triple my current casted thing? yea, not happening right now.

nukeforum

@Arperum well, it's definitely worth down the line since it unlocks contingency casting and stuff. Basically lets you tell the game exactly what spells you want to autocast in which order

Arperum

that's also why I'm not going to be unlocking drow anytime soon, I only have a couple thousands spells casted.

@nukeforum True, but I don't want to right now :p

nukeforum

@Arperum :P

Arperum

11:14 PM

There, 200 excavations done.

I now have nearly 600k of every type of faction gem.

Unionhawk

@badp thank you basedp

Arperum

> Your production is increased by 600% so long as there are mouse movements. Clicking and casting are not considered as movements.

Dammit, now I'll have to make a macro/script something to keep moving my mouse.

nukeforum

@Arperum They honestly did everything they could to prevent scripting :P

Arperum

@nukeforum Yea, but you can't beat it in the end.

nukeforum

`@Arperum True enough, I've heard of people working on R50

Arperum

11:19 PM

for now I've been lazy, background clicker, so I can play other games at the same time, and a key repeat programmed in my keyboard, neither of them was much work.

Wipqozn

@Unionhawk Damn it, I was so close

I wanted that diamond

hmmmmmmmm

hey, @fredley, you should go wrestle a grizzly bear

Arperum

@nukeforum Highest i've seen mentioned in chat is R33 or something.

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn they'd hold a new election, right?

Wipqozn

@GodEmperorDune No I just get the diamond

I have Moderator Insurance

Unionhawk

@Wipqozn @fredley not afraid of dying he's already done it once

@GodEmperorDune prb

GodEmperorDune

11:27 PM

@Unionhawk something something about determination

Unionhawk

Though @Wipqozn is the top from the previous election

Is the joke

GodEmperorDune

yes i agree that @Wipqozn is the joke

Unionhawk

Well also yes

GnomeSlice

@ardaozkal look up Qubit - Stone Forest and skip to 5:00 or so

your kind of thing

wait, im thinking @Texenox

I mixed up your tastes again, my bad

ardaozkal

Our tastes with @Texenox are really close

this is reaaally nice

ardaozkal

11:47 PM

@GnomeSlice I first started from 5:00, now I listened to it from start. Perfect.

Aequitas

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