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14:08
@BenBrocka those are finite. When you come back later - I did for the beers quest - the "wave" is much much longer.
oh yeah, the higher tiers are longer. on the plus side, you're playing after the stupid rat thieves were patched out
@BenBrocka D:
nah, I'd already done tier 3
Today's Listening | House/Nu Disco/Dance
@BenBrocka It's funny how that combines with the promises of consoles updating games while in standby
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A: Is there any way to turn off invasions in Dark Souls 2?

Troll-em-hardBurn a human effigy in a bonfire to have a half hour or so of imperviousness to invasions. That also hinders your ability to summon phantoms for help though. Gank 'em invaders they'll eventualy get pissed and stop trying, or, if you wanna troll, ALT+F4 them in the face as soon as they come in st...

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14:10
In other news I'm yet to see a single game where nVidia's ShadowPlay works.
@badp I think both of the next gen ones do
though standby update is useless for the "when you put the game into the console" update issue
did work on the desktop though
Attractio featured on IndieGameStand. Pay at least $1 to get a Desura key, and Steam key when Greenlit (which it will be, I'm sure).
@BenBrocka you mean when you just acquired the game?
CC @badp
14:12
Good morning! My mom posted a drawing of someone's Sonic OC with a bible quote on it to Facebook
@BenBrocka ...lol
@BenBrocka I don't get it
@badp Yeah. Other than somehow preloading patches for a physical game before you own it, the PS4's solution is about the best I can imagine. For digital the Steam preloading thing is pretty good, I think a patch just added that to PS4 too, dunno about Xbox One. I know ninitendo consoles sure don't let you
@fredley His mom found a sonic original character drawing that had a bible quote on it, and posted it to facebook because bible quote.
@fredley search "fred the hedgehog" on google image search (preferably with safe search on). What you will find is "sonic OC"
14:15
@Unionhawk I can't tell if that is a valid answer or not.
@BenBrocka you mean being able to install games remotely?
I always assume your name is fred instead of tom btw
@Frank Well, it works...
@badp well you can do that too, but digital only. I mean like being able to somehow preload only the patches for a physical game before you get it. It's mostly a problem endemic to physical games since the console has no idea you have X until you put in the disk for X and then it's like "naw gotta get an update first brah"
@5pike It works but it boils down to "Or if you want to troll them, then alt-f4 lelelelelel"
14:18
Oh, it'd be cool if you could use the PS app to scan a barcode at a store and that tells the PS4 "yo download the patch for this game"
New Deal: Attractio for Windows PC and Linux http://goo.gl/fb/5yOTL #indiegamestand
@BenBrocka sounds like an engineering problem really. Print a QR code with the game receipt. Scan the QR code. If your mobile browser is logged in with PSN, you can register the game. Don't let the game run until you actually put the disk in
I can just hear the implied "lelelelelelel"
guys this game is cool
And it's annoying.
14:18
@Unionhawk Then downvote ...
...or just print the QR code on the back of the box
@badp yeah they have an app they could integrate it with. Or really they could have a "patch only" download/preload in the store probably. As long as it's useless without a physical disk I don't see why it'd be harmful in any way, other than some extra work
and still only allow the game to run when the CD goes in
uh, yeah, right, it doesn't need to download the actual game files
just the patches. That should make it extra safe.
If you simply scan a game you don't own your PS4 loads up with junk.
MAKE IT SO!!
Yeah. Though with the way it downloads in the background without stopping you from playing I'm not sure it'd be that useful except for big day one patches on multiplayer only titles, MP only is really the only title you'd be totally SOL without the patch
still it'd be cool to bring the benefits of PS mobile's store to physical games. It's magic to be able to buy crap on my phone at work and go home and it's already installed
@BenBrocka So what happens is that you pop in the disk, the game takes a minute or two to load, you sit through six minutes of unskippable logo and intro videos, and then the game tells you you can't join any game because your version is out of date please try again later?
14:23
I dunno what happens in an MP only title, I haven't tried one. But it's very seamless otherwise
oh wait, of course not. It's got to install itself to disk first :P
And Sony seems to be pushing for no logo screens. Killzone shows a Guerrilla Games logo as a loading screen, then pops straight to the main menu. IT's fantastic
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
they cram all the legal bullshit in a menu somewhere
@BenBrocka Oh, that's nice.
oh dear Grace's thinking. TAKE COVER
14:24
I'm not sure it even has the OMGOMGOMG READ THE TERMS OF SERVICE BEFORE I EVEN SHOW YOU THE GAME HOLY CRAP screen that PS3 online titles have
I'm trying to decide who between @BenBrocka and @GnomeSlice is more likely to be able to help me.
@BenBrocka Dark Souls 2 has instantly skippable logos.
It's the only flaw in Journey. The ToS is the first screen you see
@GraceNote Probably @BenBrocka.
@5pike this has no logos at all, no need to skip
14:25
@BenBrocka Oh, yeah, that kind of screen. PLEASE READ THIS LEGAL AGREEMENT BY SCROLLING THROUGH THIS TWENTY PAGE LONG DOCUMENT WITH A THUMBSTICK SCROLLING DOWN ONE LINE PER SECOND
@badp yes and you can only accept after scrolling to the bottom
@BenBrocka Yeah, but when have to include them, at least make them instantly skippable.
those are my favorite
YOU ONLY GET TO SEE SIX LINES AT A TIME AND NO YOU DON'T GET TO COPY PASTE OR PRINT THESE TERMS
A friend of mine has ISSUED A CHALLENGE. Consisting of 15 segments of 12 seconds of video game songs. One of them sounds like something I very much think I recognize and it's driving me nuts.
14:26
@5pike yeah. I HATE the BL2 logos. especially since some are skippable and some aren't I think
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
@badp the sad thing is I think all PS3 online TOS are the exact same (I think it's jsut a generic PSN one) but you still have to agree once per game not once per console
@BenBrocka well yes every license you purchase is a separate contract.
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Q: Do large Minecraft servers run on multiple different machines?

coiaxHaving played on a number of servers, there are often lingering references to multiple different "servers", or a "server" being down, so you can't play That Minigame You Like today. Does this mean a large server actually runs on multiple different machines, or is this just some other effect at w...

The contracts being the same would only help if the terms were implicit by law in the same way of the contract you "sign" when you buy things off a grocery store
14:29
Would anyone like a beta invite for Orbital Gear?
If the terms are identical I don't see why a single agreement isn't enough. You agree to the shrinkwrap terms instantly with no further consent anyway
They sent me two.
@GraceNote well where's the clip?
I'm debating how to approach this
user58869
is there such a thing as an asian version of the eurovision song contest?
user58869
asiavision?
@GraceNote Slice out the part you want, guest upload to jumpshare.
@GraceNote doesn't soundcloud or something let you upload?
@GraceNote clearly you need to record yourself humming the tune you almost can recognize.
I've never actually uploaded just music
@badp now that's a catchy tune pidgeot faints
14:32
@BenBrocka Soundcloud is not good for temp uploads. You can use Jumpshare.
It has an in-browser preview for video and audio files.
@BenBrocka there's also good ole Dropbox
@badp Also requires an account doesn't it?
@GnomeSlice I might be
@GnomeSlice well it's got that Google Whitespace™ going on I guess
Well, it's easy enough to provide a link to the unlisted video. I just don't want to do that to public, since, y'know, unlisted.
14:35
@GraceNote Ban me so you can send it as a moderator message
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Pff I could just get your permissions betwixt the two (or three or four, if Tim and badp are interested in attempting) of you for an email I can just do that.
@GraceNote You could send an email with the link to a 10minutemail account.
Tim Stone aside I've actually had casual contact with all of you so I do actually have your contact deets without moderator powers.
It's not illegal to post a link to an unlisted video you know. You could just like delete it in a bit
14:37
you are talking about the challenge here in the public anyway :P
@BenBrocka It's more respect for the friend who issued me the challenge
I'll be writing the Board of Internet Challenges about this infraction
Translate your Photoshop text layers with Kaku.
Buh, it needs CC
I wish more games would release stats like this (shame it's a game I don't care about)
14:40
@agent86 heh
@GnomeSlice Email'd
now to return balance to the force with a cat gif
@BenBrocka Now if only we could crowdsource this effort into more productive ends.
14:41
@Frank howso? It's just automatic data collection by PS's servers
@BenBrocka It annoys me that aside from the longest home run, every single stat is a round number.
wouldn't really make sense to round that
It annoys me that the others are rounded!
@BenBrocka I meant not the collation aspect, but actually get gamers to spend time on things that would be more beneficial to the human race.
Which is a pie-in-the-sky kinda thought, but a guy can dream.
@Frank instead of looking at it as opportunity cost, look at it as mindlessly recharging battery opportunities in between world improving efforts!
14:43
...k
@TimStone Stress planning is tough
@badp Which is why I game. That, and it's fun.
I think I'm planning to be stressed next week by 5pm
@GraceNote I got nothing, sorry.
14:44
@GnomeSlice Not even #6 or #10?
Nope.
I was probably too young for whatever games these are from when they came out.
@badp I've gotten pretty good at unplanned stress
@BenBrocka you do have a crime scene downstairs.
@GnomeSlice This humors me since it was thanks to remembering you that I was able to recognize 6.
14:45
I think it's offically no longer a crime scene as of yesterday
@GraceNote Uh, you're welcome I guess?
oh good.
@GraceNote perhaps I can't help?
I am willing to also take a shot at being useless.
I shall climb over the crushed skulls of a thousand oppressors to help you identify a 12 second song clip
14:49
@StrixVaria Oh god
What
why
@StrixVaria ...huuuh
@StrixVaria huehue
CC @AshleyNunn This may be relevant to you.
Well, I guess football games haven't eliminated the need for fantasy football
Email'd to the three of you.
14:50
@Frank It exists though. Kinda. Folding@Home is basically gamified by giving internetpoints for helping with research.
there are other games with actual gameplay too
and ReCaptcha helps Google Maps identify street addresses
@fredley wow such fast very doge
folding@home is more of crowdsourcing idle CPU usage
And IIRC in the Netherlands there was/is some project where poeple can "play" with pigs in some way to entertain both parties involved, and thus reduce the stress levels of the pigs.
@BenBrocka You have no idea.
oh god she posted it
14:52
Black the Fall is on Greenlight.
I know one person who literally melted multiple top of the line GPU's on folding.
@Arperum Yeah, but there the gamer isn't actually doing anything.
Just lending processor power to the group.
@Arperum Unless folding generates more heat than Prime95/Furmark they should have known better
@BenBrocka What? Why? What?
@BenBrocka omg lol
14:53
Good morning! My mom posted a drawing of someone's Sonic OC with a bible quote on it to Facebook
@BenBrocka WHat about months of non-stop folding, even when not there. He later found out his GPU's had been running over 100°C for a week because of heatwave...
@BenBrocka Yes, I saw that
But still....WHY
At least it's a decent drawing.
@Arperum Oh I'd never let it run that long or that high of CPU/GPU usage
user15026
@StrixVaria Iiiinteresting.
@Frank There's always fold.it/portal
14:54
@BenBrocka 100% CPU AND dual-GPU non-stop.
Also this one, though I've not tried it.
Didn't realize folding used GPU. I'd definitely have throttled it. But I'm not comfortable with that running on high end HW anyway
@TimStone I heard about that one.
@GnomeSlice if this doesn't end in "he's back...in pog form!"...
14:56
@BenBrocka What is this, the 90's?
@BenBrocka Yeah, CPU folding is for chumps
It's a neat idea; our AI capabilities are pretty limited at this point, so why not leverage gamers' penchant for problem solving to get stuff done.
@BenBrocka Special clients, and WAAY better on GPU.
I never ran into any hardware issues with folding, but it definitely had my cards putting off a lot of heat.
So much that I stopped doing it because it was too warm in the room.
I figure gaming and video editing is enough torture for the hardware
14:58
@TimStone Sounds like the perfect thing for our current crazy weather.
It's below zero. In the middle of May.
All houses should be heated with desktop fan exhaust.
nods sagely
@TimStone what max temp do you usually let your CPU hit?
@Frank My kids have played two ball games where there was a wind chill.
@JasonBerkan At least they won't overheat.
@TimStone I turned off my furnace already. And told @TrentHawkins he had to suffer.
mine seems to top out around 90C at 4.5GHz and one CPU fan. I don't like it hot enough to boil water
15:00
Real Canadians are never cold, even when the temperature is freezing.
@Arperum his stats, still top 2k after not folding for months
@TimStone He had his door to the outside basically open all the time he was there, even when freezing.
Has Folding@home produced any especially useful findings yet?
@GraceNote oh god I need to be able to recognize #7
I'm fairly confident I have but I just actually went through the relevant playlist and it's not there
15:05
@GraceNote I have no such email...oh crap did you send it to the derpymail address?I hope that's not broken
@BenBrocka I did
I guess it's still broken, try the same thing but gmail
@BenBrocka I haven't done anything particularly intensive in a while, but I think my CPU maxes out at around 60 with my aftermarket heatsink.
Can somebody download this for me and upload it to jumpshare or something? The URL is only good for a few minutes at a time...
And I can't download it that fast.
it's legit orbitalgear.com
I think my old computer (earlier generation i7) with the stock heatsink got up to 96, which was enough motivation to get an aftermarket one for it. Then it maxed around 70, if that.
15:07
@TimStone no OC I assume?
Nah, haven't felt much need to mess around with that.
Does anybody remember the size requirements for community ads offhand?
@GraceNote
220x250
12 doesn't ring a bell
Thanks.
15:10
@BenBrocka ...did 1-11?
Right now with gentle usage CPU cores are at ~42 C and the GPU cores are at ~62 C...probably need to clean out my case, damn pervasive dust. |:
not really, but I'm generally bad with music. Except the dead-obvious Pikmin one
@TimStone Dust ruins everything
@GnomeSlice you couldn't guess #10?
@badp Nope.
I'm not the best person to ask about classic games.
I thought #8 might have been something from Skies of Arcadia but I was wrong.
15:15
@GraceNote Where's the link to this?
I need something to do over lunch
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Q: Do unique ring abilities stack in Dust an Elysian tail?

Someguy112161I have always wondered if equipping rings with special abilities, like the ring of light's extra illumination, or any other rings with properties other than just stat multipliers. Do you know if they do?

Fuck, that's the closest I can get.
@Krazer Let me know.
@OrigamiRobot Apparently Monks are getting massive buffs in 2.1
Apparently the Monk is one of the weaker classes. Not that I really noticed; I tore through a T2 rift with @Chippies yesterday.
So if we get buffs, it'll make me that much better.
15:22
@StrixVaria We'll find out, I guess.
I still really like the direction they're going with pretty much every patch.
Some sets are getting retroactively buffed, too, so if you have any of the set items listed here, hold onto them:
> • Firebird’s Finery
• Raiment of a Thousand Storms
• Monkey King’s Garb
• Thorns of the Invoker
• The Shadow’s Mantle
I wish people would stop working on games and not putting them on IndieDB
for example
I wish people would stop not backing Universim.
The trending projection is trending down. It's only at 102% now.
That name unfortunately immediately reminds me of Spore
15:25
@StrixVaria Stop peer pressuring me!
@BenBrocka The game will probably remind you of Spore as well.
I would back it if I had any interest whatsoever in that kind of game, sorry
the projections on Kicktraq are crap and don't account for the major funding bumps in the last 48 hours almost every project gets
Spore promised so much.
It's a game I would probably play like once
@StrixVaria And did almost all of it so badly.
15:25
@Frank Yeah, it was so bad.
Whew, that was quite a bit of work
The first phase was decent. They could've fleshed that out quite a bit.
It's much harder to not know something than it is to do, I guess
Speaking of God-Games
I really like the art in this
@StrixVaria I did! I'm thinking upping it a bit.
15:27
@BenBrocka Not just the name.
It very much has a Spore feel to it.
@Arperum I upped from $10 to $30 because I wanted to get early access.
@Frank I still like what Spore was trying to do. Let's hope this game executes better.
@Frank hopefully a "spore marketing" feel not a "spore final product" feel
@StrixVaria The plan was awesome. The execution was horrible.
@Yuki ;_;
15:29
Every abusive romantic relationship ever.png
@GnomeSlice A bit pretentious, but this fits too:
@StrixVaria I love the t-shirt design, but $100 dollar for a t-shirt is somewhat seriously over my budget.
@Yuki Hell, I'd settle for loving a game that punches me in the face only every five minutes at this point
<something something I really should get Dark Souls as some sort of obligation to gaming something something>
15:30
@Unionhawk no don't
Okay.
Problem solved!
Thanks @badp
YOU ARE WINNER FOREVER
@Arperum Yeah it's pretty high. I'll also not be backing quite to that level.
@Yuki I don't get it.
Wait I think I get it
15:32
@GnomeSlice Player used to be a Sunbro. Becomes a Darkwraith because "f--k other people". Makes it to the Kiln of the First Flame. Solaire pops up. Sees that the player isn't a Sunbro anymore. Helps him anyway because Solaire is an awesome guy.
I really wish the trend of appending "-bro" to absolutely everything in Dark Souls would die forever
@Yuki I wish minicrit didn't stop updating :(
@PanicBomb It's really only appropriate for the Warriors of the Sunlight/Heirs of the Sun covenant.
@Yuki Onionbro
Doesn't quite fit with the other covenants.
15:33
(even if that isn't minicrit)
WRAITHBRO
FORESTBRO
Darkmoonbro
15:34
@PanicBomb Yeah, no. "-bro" implies cooperation. And really only the Sunlight covenants are co-op oriented.
whatever the boobs lady's covenant is bro
31 secs ago, by Unionhawk
DIE
hers is co-op right?
@Yuki Look, I agree with you. I'm just saying that not everyone else follows that rule.
I may allow "bluebros" for the Blue Sentinels in DaS2, but only marginally.
15:35
Good news: there is no non-awkward way to combine Arqade and "-bro"
They help Way of the Blue members against red phantom invaders. And that's the closest any other covenant gets to being a "-bro".
This week's what-if is interesting.
15:37
My wife told me about this new addicting game she started playing yesterday, called 2048. So I told her about doge 2048. Here's hoping she gets confused, Googles for an answer and upvotes @Feichinger's question.
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Morning, Bridge
@SaintWacko Mo'nin'
@SaintWacko Morning.
> In any case, by their measure, the total value we place on all the world's humans is about $60 trillion—less than the total value we place on all the world's oil.
15:40
@Yuki Yep
Hmm... how much oil would we get if we killed everyone, buried them deep underground, and waited for a few millenia?
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Really puts things in perspective, doesn't it?
@Yuki Still not enough.
> The Earth's crust contains a bunch of atoms [citation needed]
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Q: Where do you find red gyarados in pokemon y

user63732Is red Gyarados available in Pokemon. If so where do I find it. A freind told me he has it but I don't believe him but him telling me has made me curios where and how t do you find it

@Yuki We'd probably be more valuable as diamonds, forced shortages notwithstanding.
> He told me that the world's most highly-paid lawyer—on an hourly basis—is probably former Solicitor General Ted Olson, who recently disclosed in bankruptcy filings that he charges $1,800 per hour.
How do you go in bankruptcy by charging $1,800 per hour?
@badp Same way so many athletes and lottery winners do, maybe?
@badp Have $2,000 an hour of expenses
@Frank How do you have $2,000 an hour of expenses?
@Yuki much less than the current value of organs/bone marrow/etc I'm sure. Many, many more species make up that oil than just humans
15:47
Or maybe it was so expensive that nobody ever hired him so his $1,800 rate was purely academic
@badp You got me.
@BenBrocka Mostly algae, I believe.
That's more than I clear in two weeks.
@PanicBomb I wouldn't know; people can't declare bankruptcy in Italy.
@badp What happens when you can't pay your bills, then?
15:48
@PanicBomb um, they take your stuff away?
@badp What if that's not enough?
So you just become homeless and live on public assistance?
assuming there is any?
I honestly hope I don't have to find out
@badp It only says that he charges that much, maybe nobody is willing to pay him that rate ;-)
15:52
One of the things that Microsoft did to sour me on providing them with more business this gen was their ever-encroaching placement of ads everywhere
> Okay, it's a lot more fun to call it "two octillion gigadollars," as confirmed by an ongoing experiment in which I say that out loud in my office and then laugh at it.
@PanicBomb I hadn't even thought about that. It's as bad as those games where you buy them and then they still have ads everywhere
user15026
@SaintWacko It is a lot more fun.
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Q: How do you chain fish in pokemon u

user63732How do you chain fish In pokemon y. I really need help I've tried nothing because I don't know how to

@AshleyNunn I'm performing his experiment myself, in order to confirm his results
Results confirmed
@SaintWacko Some Xbox One games have built-in ads on top of the $60 price, yeah
15:56
I knew I should have included a link when saying "chain fishing"
@PanicBomb wait really?
@PanicBomb Well, and the xbox 360 dashboard always had ads on it
After buying an xbox 360 and paying for xbox live
@SaintWacko Always? I only recall them appearing within the last few years, not since the beginning
See also: How does chain fishing work? for a way to increase your chances of encountering a shiny magikarp (as the old rod will pull up only magikarp on routes 3, 22, and Parfum palace) — Trent Hawkins 59 secs ago
@TrentHawkins has your back.
user15026
@SaintWacko I have also confirmed the results (and not just me giggled)
@PanicBomb Well, right. Didn't phrase that very well. I meant the ads are always there, and in multiple places. Not that they've been there since the beginning
@Frank Shh, if you keep telling people that, it makes it harder to insert the knife.
KINECT SPORTS RIVALS BROUGHT TO YOU BY STATE FARRRRMMMMM
I suppose I should have said "always has ads", but I haven't used my xbox in a while
EXTREME GAMING INSURANCE

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