The Bridge

Lazers

10:04

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So I would like to ask since I just started Udyr, what is the first ability that I should max? I've seen many builds of pro players that max R first but I would like to know the reason. Why R and not Q since Q does more damage in battles? Just so you can have the faster clear time on camps?

league-of-legends

Kevin van der Velden

New @OrigamiRobot hoody?

5pike

@KevinvanderVelden Looks terrible...

Kevin van der Velden

Well, it is based on BMO

Lazers

10:23

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Q: How many structures in clash of clans can I build

How many of each structure can I build in clash of clans.

clash-of-clans

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Q: Minecraft 1.8: Check if player is at a specific Y position?

Hello! Is it possible to use the testfor command to check if a player stands on a specific Y position? I tried it with /testfor @e[type=Player] {Pos:{Y:57d}}, but it won't work.

minecraft

badp

I has a pizza

Kevin van der Velden

No cheeseburger? =[

badp

no

pizza

the real question is: "not two pizzas? =["

5pike

@KevinvanderVelden Pizza >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cheeseburger

Kevin van der Velden

I don't really like pizzas

Or at least, those I've tried I've not liked

5pike

10:29

@KevinvanderVelden Have you tried to make your own? It's surprisingly easy.

Lazers

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Q: Nvidia Optimus Not letting me start games

I have a packard bell gaming laptop. Its an i5 quad core, 12 gigs of ram. and a gtx 750m The problem is that it has nvidia optimus(for those who dont know, Nvidia optimus is a feature that lets the intel hd graphics be the primary graphics processor while not using heavy 3D demanding apps and g...

steam pc graphics-card directx-11

Kevin van der Velden

@5pike It's on the list of things I'll do when I've got access to an oven and noone to judge me when it turns out to be black!

fredley

@KevinvanderVelden When you make pizza, make sure you snap all the spaghetti in half to annoy @badp

badp

@KevinvanderVelden thatsracist.gif

Kevin van der Velden

@fredley I... sure, all the spaghetti on the pizza

fredley

10:32

@KevinvanderVelden Yup

Kevin van der Velden

@badp Naah, that's charcoal-ist

5pike

@badp Mamma Mia!

fredley

Did some basic research on Italian food

Think I nailed it

badp

That's clearly ricotta

fredley

@badp I poured an espresso over the top for good measure

Kevin van der Velden

10:34

I... there are apparently recipes for spaghetti pizza! Who knew

badp

fredley

@badp ...no

badp

see? THAT IS OBVIOUSLY RICOTTA

5pike

@KevinvanderVelden The things with pizza - You can put everything you like on it. EVERYTHING

Kevin van der Velden

@5pike true true

5pike

10:35

@KevinvanderVelden With surprising good results, even.

badp

You are allowed to make your pizza as wrong as you want

fredley

@KevinvanderVelden I challenge you to find a case where a recipe does not exist for x y, where x and y are both foodstuffs in their own right

Kevin van der Velden

But it's mostly the tomato sauce I don't like

Lazers

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Q: Data with same name has been uploaded from another PS4?

I just turned on my PS4, and received a notification to tell me a saved game could not be automatically uploaded. Looking at some more detailed information I was told that "Data with same name has been uploaded from another PS4". Considering I only own 1 PS4 and you can't even activate more tha...

ps4 playstation-plus

Kevin van der Velden

@fredley @Yuki's sandwiches don't count

fredley

10:36

Cheeseburger spaghetti

badp

So much wrong, so little time

fredley

Spaghetti Pancake

badp

All of the wrong

All of the time

fredley

Spaghetti Taco

badp

A tunnel of wrong

in a doomed timeline

fredley

10:37

'Fish and Chips Calzone' is proving more difficult

badp

A light at the end of the tunnel

fredley

Can't find a recipe, but there seem to be plenty of takeaway joints that will oblige

5pike

@fredley ... why not?

fredley

@5pike Obviously a market opportunity

badp

leading right into the next tunnel of wrong

fredley

10:39

The tunnel widens into a cavern of wrong

5pike

@fredley I'd try it, but I don't think that's something for a fast food joint to put on the menu.

fredley

@5pike It is in Britain

badp

the island of wrong

fredley

We pride ourselves on abusing other cultures' cuisines

Spaghetti hot dogs

Hot dog burrito

This is a fun game

Bacon Cheeseburger sushi

badp

I am stuffed full of honest-to-goodness pizza

Your efforts are futile

Kevin van der Velden

10:44

Cephalopod pancakes:

badp

Although I regret today's pizza did not have any mushrooms

Kevin van der Velden

That counts right?

Blem

►

badp

weren't dinosaurs vegetarians?

Wipqozn

This is awesome, but stop watching by 44 seconds ("Thankfully it wasn't worse") if you don't want to see any gore.

5pike

10:47

@Wipqozn All over Imgur

Wipqozn

@5pike I am the slowpoke in this case.

fredley

@5pike Is that the same as 'on Imgur'?

@Wipqozn Slowqozn

5pike

@Wipqozn Wasn't posted on the bridge yet, so no.

badp

as seen on
~ reddit ~

Soon that'll be a thing

SOME BRANDVERTISERS WILL WANT TO SEEM YOUNG AND EDGY AND SAY UNIRONICALLY, "AS SEEN ON REDDIT"

YOU KNOW IT WILL HAPPEN

AND YOU WILL STAND BY IT AND LET IT HAPPEN

fredley

as seen on
~ The Internet ~

Blem

11:04

@badp when Yoshi swallows a turtle and spits it out again, only the shell comes out, clearly he devours the turtle

Yoshi the natural enemy of @Wipqozn

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badp

@Blem can @Wipqozn confirm or deny this?

Kevin van der Velden

@badp @Wipqozn could not currently be reached for comments: He is hiding in his shell at the mere mention of dinosaurs

Wipqozn

Kevin van der Velden

@Wipqozn see! Look at what you did to the poor turtle =[

Origami Robot

11:22

@KevinvanderVelden Has a zipper. Not a real hoodie.

Kevin van der Velden

@OrigamiRobot but you're not denying it's your new ~~hoody~~ sweater?

Origami Robot

I am not BMO right now, I am Canti.

Kevin van der Velden

@OrigamiRobot well a sweater wouldn't really fit on BMO, it'd fit better on Canti!

badp

11:51

oh good infinitely respawning enemies

Sepia Lazers

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Q: Close reason external resource

Now Lately I've seen a lot of Questions like "Where can I find a website with..." or "Which forum discusses ..." And I think there should be a VTC option based on external resources (or whatever you want to call it in the end). I know that there is the "Software recommendation" close reason but ...

feature-request closing

Lazers

12:17

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Q: Taking the risk to fight Malthael again?

If you have a character that is in Hardcore mode...and you are 100-150 hours in. Started on Normal and beat it, then went to hard, expert, master, and now Torment 1. Currently fighting normal enemies and normal bosses in torment one. Is it worth taking the risk to try to fight Malthael again on T...

diablo-3

Ben Brocka

Xbox One could see its graphical performance catch up with PS4 now that Kinect has gone, Microsoft suggests: http://go.ign.com/1k0twQX

Tweeted by IGN on May 14, 2014 at 11:17 AM

lol no

badp

Meanwhile, from the better with kinects dept.

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Ben Brocka

@badp jesus his hands

badp

@BenBrocka yeah, but imagine the same done with Kinect v2's

they're 1080p cameras if I recall correctly?

Ben Brocka

So mostly the same but more expensive

badp

12:27

...maybe

I think the v1s are 480p?

Ben Brocka

@badp It doesn't sound like it's improved accuracy that much

badp

@BenBrocka he's not using skeleton recognition

just the 3D picture data

at least, that's my understanding

Kevin van der Velden

Jup pretty much, he's using 3 kinects hooked up together to create it

Frank

12:45

If #winnipeg votes me for mayor, I promise to change city infrastructure to my liking! Sam has been doing a good job though! #sinkhole

Tweeted by SinkHoleWpg on May 14, 2014 at 11:55 PM

Frank

13:10

Yes, let's lose an entire lane to a sinkhole. There's a car eater if ever I've seen one.

Lazers

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Q: Grand Theft Auto 5

Can anyone give me any help on how to buy money for Grand Theft Auto 5 off of the Playstation Store? I do not know how to do this.

grand-theft-auto-5

5pike

@Lazers Poor soul.

badp

oh dear.

Ben Brocka

Don't call it a comeback, Arrogant Microsoft has been here for years

Seriously Yusuf Mehdi comes off as a total jackass

@Lazers For only $5 I will show you how to spend real money on video games you've already purchased (best value)

Krazer

The Dear Leader of Best Korea is now a game:

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Frank

13:16

@badp Yeah. It's kinda big.

5pike

@BenBrocka He also has forgotten the stuff that happened during the Xbone announcement/release.

> People have been more satisfied with the Xbox 360 than the PS3

badp

PRs gonna PR

5pike

HAHAHAHA....

Lazers

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Q: What are some of the best missions to do on Grand Theft Auto 5 online

What are some of the best missions to do on Grand Theft Auto Online, like which missions will give you the most money/rp

grand-theft-auto-5

Ben Brocka

@5pike Such a prick thing to say

5pike

13:29

@BenBrocka Totally

Ben Brocka

and the "13 countries vs 40!!!" is something only fanboys spout. Most of the countries Xbox One isn't in will be completely negligible for sales, which is why they haven't launched there

Also the Xbox One is apparently readily available in some of those countries since "tier one" countries in the same region have surpluses

5pike

@BenBrocka Xbone is piling in local stores - PS4 has a waiting-list of at least 1 month

I guess people REALLY hate their PS3 </sarcasm>

Ben Brocka

It's such marketing BS, you could use the exact same numbers and logic to say Xbox One isn't as appealing an upgrade as PS4

3ventic

The most appealing upgrade for me would be a 3rd monitor

Kevin van der Velden

A 3rd monitor is a good upgrade

badp

13:35

oh wow Pyro Pete was a pushover

Ben Brocka

I honestly find my third monitor more an annoyance than a help except for that I use it to play a console game at my desk with the other 2 as PC monitors

badp

I thought this fight was tough as nails?

Ben Brocka

Eyefinity is...pretty annoying and I don't usually use more than 2 full monitors, but sometimes it's alright. But not as game changing as 1> 2. I wouldn't wish one monitor on anyone

@badp The Invincible or normal?

badp

oh, there's two versions? that'd explain it.

Ben Brocka

the story mission fight is pretty meh, the raid boss version postgame is tough, but still one of the better/saner raid boss fights

Kicks DLC1 raid bosses repeatedly

fredley

13:37

A Short History of Game Panics

Ben Brocka

@gamespot @IGN Wolfenstein doesn`t work on my PS4 without the day one patch :(

Tweeted by JanolsenJan on May 15, 2014 at 12:23 PM

wolfenstein is apparently literally unplayable without the 7GB day one patch

(last gen patch may be/probably is smaller)

5pike

@BenBrocka What the fuck? 7 GB patch?

Ben Brocka

I wouldn't mind the size given you can start PS4 games without the patch, and the patch downloads as you play...but if the patch allows the game to WORK...that's kinda pointless

5pike

@BenBrocka and aggravating.

Ben Brocka

YEah I think this is the first I've heard of that

Tim Stone

13:41

@BenBrocka Ugh, this reminds me that I need to find a way to wire my Xbox One to the router because the wireless signal in the living room is terrible.

Ben Brocka

I think Forza was initially planned to be unfinishable without day one patches (I dunno if it shipped in that state or not, people were pissed), but I think it was going to be playable

@TimStone augh no wireless for consoles

Tim Stone

My desktop and the Xbox One are too far apart. I'm just going to get a really long cable and make it happen though.

Ben Brocka

I feel sorry for my Wii U, 3DS and Vita having to use wireless. And the Wii U doesn't even have an excuse it just doesn't ship with ethernet

you can get all varieties of length for ethernet

Tim Stone

Yeah, I've just been a bit lazy about it.

It's not an issue usually, except when trying to play games for the first time.

Ben Brocka

my Wii U is like 15' from my HDMI splitter too...in the middle of the house to expand it's range

Tim Stone

13:44

Since they all seem to have patches that get pulled on the initial install. Luckily you can start playing after so much has been downloaded, but ugh.

Ben Brocka

@TimStone does the xbox make you wait to patch before playing? That's one of the PS3 "features" I was most excited to leave behind with the PS4

Tim Stone

I haven't spent too much time with it but the games I've tried so far have all let me start playing after around 15-25% completion.

fredley

omfg Yum Yums are the best thing, like, ever.

Tim Stone

The progress bar gives exactly zero information about what the hell is happening though so I don't know what it's doing.

Ben Brocka

download or install? PS4 installs superfast and lets you start without any patches (er, wolfenstein excepted), just downloads that stuff as you play

Tim Stone

13:46

(see above)

5pike

@fredley With a name like that, they better be.

Ben Brocka

huh

fredley

People who retract stars are the worst thing, like, ever

:(

5pike

@fredley mistakes happen.

Tim Stone

It doesn't even give you an estimated time remaining, which sucks. Since it's a Microsoft product, the fact that it doesn't given you an estimated time remaining is also great.

Ben Brocka

13:49

PS4 just shows a "before you can start the game" loading bar, which is usually complete in seconds (with Infamous it was done before I sat down). It hides the full install time since you can play straight away. It's all pretty seamless. Hard to tell how long it actually takes to install...but if you can play without interruption, who cares

Lazers

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Q: What combos are available and what are their effects?

I have noticed on multiple playthroughs that evolving certain symptoms can result in a combination symptom, as follows: In this instance, sneezing and diarrhoea are causing "unwanted accidents", which draws additional attention to your plague. What other symptoms can be combined to create a ...

plague-inc plague-inc-evolved

Ben Brocka

Downloads give you %s but not the game installs, they hide that very well (and Im' glad they do. I got a new PS3 game tuesday. It installed for 20 minutes and I played for 10)

Tim Stone

@BenBrocka Yeah, it's not nearly as good at that. It'll just say it's "installing", which you can tell obviously involves downloading all of the current patches, and there's no indication that there'll be a point where you can suddenly start playing except for it going "Oh, actually, you can play now if you want."

Ben Brocka

@TimStone Ah I think there's the difference. PS4 will start downloading a patch AFTER you launch the game (or if it's in sleep mode). It'll never block you from playing to get a patch (though you usually can't play online without the latest patch)

badp

classic BL2

Ben Brocka

13:52

I wish they'd update the Vita to do the same. Vita patches are a bit odd. The PS3 I excuse because of it's age

badp

Spawn enemies infinitely in Pete's pub

Tim Stone

I don't know if that's the case for every game, or if I've just been unlucky, but based on how irresponsibly long it took to complete for some of the games I have to figure that's what it's doing in these cases at least.

badp

survive through a few waves of enemies for the experience points and challenges and tokens

Ben Brocka

@badp I don't think any map is ACTUALLY infinite except for the rakk in The Warrior's den

badp

eventually go down to last wind

no one in sight

Ben Brocka

13:54

@TimStone I've heard pretty negative things about the Xbox ONe install process so I assume it's just universal

badp

minimap is still choke full of red dots

Ben Brocka

@badp but I NEVER DIEEE

Speaking of BL, I wonder if The Pre Sequel™ will have a Siren class

badp

@BenBrocka yeah, there was a definite build up in the action - the super badasses only spawned five minutes or so in

Ben Brocka

Is that the bar fight repeatable quest thinger?

Tim Stone

@BenBrocka Hopefully it's something addressable at a later point, at least. I was surprised though, seems like they should have remembered the whole PS3 business and gone "Yeah, we don't want to be those guys."

Ben Brocka

13:55

I don't recall it actually taking that long, but I don't think I ever played it solo

@TimStone yeah it sounds like they went from 360's super light patches only (though I'm not a big fan of the limits that puts on developers) to basically the PS3's system of wait forever before playing a game

Also it's totally assinine that current systems don't automatically download free DLC

Tim Stone

At least it doesn't have to get to 100%, but it was sure taking its sweet time.

Ben Brocka

Some devs go majorly overboard with free DLC and it's a huge pain in the ass to download it all

I think Hyperdimenion Neptunia 2 and 3 each had 30+ free DLC items to download one by one through the PS3's super slow store

Tim Stone

Ouch, heh

Ben Brocka

it seems to be a problem with many JRPG devs really. Xillia had a few too I think, and a couple other NIS games. Also little big planet, though they had sort of a weekly free costume thing going on

But it would be much nicer for free DLC to be treated like a patch, especially since patching is so much less painless

GnomeSlice

youredm.com/2014/05/14/…

Right on

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