The Bridge

Krazer

00:00

@Chippies I has pix from Ontario to prove otherwise

Chippies

@AshleyNunn enough with the suspense, just say the name of the show already!

user15026

My Mad Fat Diary

My Mad Fat Diary is a British comedy-drama television series that debuted on E4 on 14 January 2013. It is based on My Fat, Mad Teenage Diary written by Rae Earl. E4 have confirmed that the show had been renewed for a second series. The second series started on 17 February 2014 and ended on 31 March 2014. As of 2 April 2014, no decision has been made by E4 as to whether there will be a third series. Plot Set in Stamford, Lincolnshire in 1996, My Mad Fat Diary follows the story of 16-year-old, 16 stone girl, Rae Earl, who has just left a psychiatric hospital, where she has spent four ...

Chippies

@Krazer Spring in Newfoundland

@AshleyNunn Seems very serious...

RedRiderX

PLEASE CAPTAIN, NOT IN FRONT OF THE KLINGONS

LOLWUT

Chippies

I need to find a new show to watch and I don't want any of them, because I want to keep watching the ones that ended :(

user15026

00:03

@Chippies Aye. But @spugsley likes a few other shows that I think remind me of this one

user15026

@Chippies I know that feling

user15026

thats why I swapped genres entirely with what I was watching

Chippies

@AshleyNunn HIMYM finale sucked bad!

user15026

@Chippies Yeeeeep.

RedRiderX

WELL THAT WAS A SOMEWHAT UNDERWHELMING ENDING

Chippies

00:05

@AshleyNunn I'm still hoping it was an early april fools joke and they will release a proper finale

although the damage is done and it can't be fixed...

user15026

@Chippies That I doubt.

user15026

But a girl can dream :P

RedRiderX

This is an interesting Adventure Time fan game.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Chippies they shot the scenes in the finale with the kids 9 years ago.

So, 1) They managed to keep it secret for 9 years holy shit.

and 2) They clearly had to shoehorn their existing new plot threads into this old ending they shot years ago, and thus twisted themselves into absurd contortions in order to make that happen.

MBraedley

Oh god, I have 56 days until an asteroid enters Kerbin's SOI, and then another 20 or so until it impacts. MUST GET SCIENCE!

GnomeSlice

00:16

fucking arrow

@Chippies ARROW

James

@Chippies ROFL

I am Choosing to ignore Part 2 of the finale.

@LessPop_MoreFizz Where did you see that? Those kids definitely look like the 9yr old versions of themselves than of old.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@James mashable.com/2014/04/01/…

So yeah, it was all just contortions to make the old ending they shot fit

RedRiderX

Segfault is a lot of fun

GnomeSlice

> On bitbuddychat it has been reported that the founders of a large bitcoin business have been arrested for money laundering. Some people are saying that the police being involved shows that bitcoin is being taken more seriously, which is good for bitcoin.

James

@LessPop_MoreFizz consider me impressed! But the skeptic side of me still points out they never confirmed that is what they filmed :D

LessPop_MoreFizz

00:25

@James 9 years is a long time; look at the kids now versus then

Puberty happened.

James

@GnomeSlice Just saw someone do a report on using this at a convention.. Over the entire weekend out of the 3 places that accepted bitcoin only one of them were open and when they tried to cash out it took over 24hours for the process to take place and they had to leave giving up over $500.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@James Pretty typical bitcoin story.

James

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^^ 110% better ending to HIMYM (Also 110% Spoilers, dont watch it if you havent!)

.. Or actually.. do watch that.. its much much better.

GnomeSlice

wat

WAT-AAH! BODY
• Pure spring water!
• No sodium!
• No chemicals!
• Absolutely NO sugar!
• Tastes like pure clean water!

WAT-AAH! BRAIN
• Ultra purified water!
• Kid-friendly electrolytes!
• Absolutely No sugar!
• Tastes like pure clean water!

WAT-AAH! POWER
• Ultra purified water!
• Bone-building magnesium!
• Absolutely No sugar!
• Tastes like pure clean water!

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• Ultra purified water!
• Energizing oxygen!
• Absolutely No sugar!
• Tastes like pure clean water!

WAT-AAH! pH+
• Naturally alkaline spring water!

IT'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE

►

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice It has electrolytes?

GnomeSlice

00:32

@Fluttershy YES

Natural electrolytes!

wataah.wix.com/facts

MBraedley

Might have to dead stick this landing...

James

Words of advice. Never take advice from someone on a gaming themed internet chat application.

6

Trent Hawkins

Oy... @frank and I got shanghai'd into an ACN presentation. :(

GnomeSlice

@TrentHawkins ACN?

Michael Frank

... Anterior Cruciate Nig... NOPE

Trent Hawkins

00:46

@GnomeSlice Pyramid scheme, endorsed by F**kface Von Clownstick

GnomeSlice

@TrentHawkins um, okay

Trent Hawkins

GnomeSlice

@TrentHawkins Who is that?

I don't know anything about anything

3

RedRiderX

@GnomeSlice ...

Trent Hawkins

@GnomeSlice Donald "I have proof Obama's a muslim" Trump. AKA; F**kface Von Clownstick

GnomeSlice

00:49

Oh. I know nothing about Donald Trump.

Also if Obama were a muslim... who cares?

RedRiderX

Donald Trump

Donald John Trump, Sr. (born June 14, 1946) is an American business magnate, investor, television personality and author. He is the chairman and president of The Trump Organization and the founder of Trump Entertainment Resorts. Trump's extravagant lifestyle, outspoken manner, and role on the NBC reality show The Apprentice have made him a well-known celebrity who was No. 17 on the 2011 Forbes Celebrity 100 list. Considered one of best known real estate entrepreneurs in the United States, Trump is the son of Fred Trump, a wealthy New York City real-estate developer. He worked for his...

Trent Hawkins

@GnomeSlice A fair point, but Mr. Clownstick for a number of years, claimed to have proof that obamawas not born in the US.

GnomeSlice

@TrentHawkins Is that also relevant?

Oh the president has to be born in the US right?

Trent Hawkins

@GnomeSlice something about needing to be born in the US of A to be president.

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice The people who claim he is a muslim.

aka racists

Lazers

00:56

0

Q: When is the orbit of an asteroid determined?

So I've discovered and started tracking a fair number of asteroids in my short time playing the Asteroid Redirect Mission update. Some of them are completely harmless (at least for now), most have a close fly-by at a safe distance, but a few are projected to impact Kerbin, one in only 56 days. ...

kerbal-space-program

Frank

Sigh. Just came from an ACN "meeting"

LessPop_MoreFizz

@gnomeslice yes, the president must be a natural born citizen.

Frank

I am disappointed in my friend.

spugsley

I HAD DELICIOUS ENCHILADAS FOR DINNER

user15026

@Frank That's a giant scam, no?

spugsley

00:58

also Ian and I are getting divorced because of goat simulator

user15026

@spugsley More for me then ;)

spugsley

@AshleyNunn Ooooooo ;)

GnomeSlice

Can somebody explain to me how this is only 50 KB

spugsley

where is @Ktash when we need him?

GnomeSlice

wtf that was like 4 minutes long, with fully rendered 3D

Tim Stone

01:01

@spugsley What, did he tell you it was better than Dibalo?

Frank

@ash so my basic research shows.

spugsley

@TimStone he's playing it. That's enough.

Wipqozn

@spugsley So you're angry @IanPugsley won't give you a turn?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn Delicious enchiladas are not a scam!

James

@GnomeSlice Procedural Generated Assets.

Chippies

01:03

@GnomeSlice it's a demo which generates everything real-time

spugsley

@Wipqozn fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck goat simulator

GnomeSlice

@Chippies whaaat?

LessPop_MoreFizz

Demoscene

The demoscene is a computer art subculture that specializes in producing demos, which are audio-visual presentations that run in real-time on a computer. The main goal of a demo is to show off programming, artistic, and musical skills. The demoscene first appeared during the 8-bit era on computers such as the Commodore 64, ZX Spectrum, Atari 800 and Amstrad CPC, and came to prominence during the rise of the 16/32-bit home computers (mainly the Amiga and Atari ST). In the early years, demos had a strong connection with software cracking. When a cracked program was started, the cracker o...

GnomeSlice

@spugsley I know that game is dumb but I bet I could have a lot of fun with it.

@LessPop_MoreFizz Wow, that wikipedia top image is from the thing I linked, pretty sure.

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice I'm pretty sure anyone could have fun with it, because Goat Simulator is the best game known to man.

GnomeSlice

01:04

@Wipqozn I don't think it's the 'best game known to man'.

James

@GnomeSlice It means a person wrote some code that makes the graphics instead of storing the graphics. I mean write a simple for loop that creates a background that constantly shifts its color is like maybe 100 bytes

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice I'm pretty sure it is.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice Yes, it is.

GnomeSlice

@James Wow, you can do that?

James

Make a gif that cycles through all that at a decent resolution and you are talking massive amounts of space.

LessPop_MoreFizz

01:05

1 min ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz

Demoscene

The demoscene is a computer art subculture that specializes in producing demos, which are audio-visual presentations that run in real-time on a computer. The main goal of a demo is to show off programming, artistic, and musical skills. The demoscene first appeared during the 8-bit era on computers such as the Commodore 64, ZX Spectrum, Atari 800 and Amstrad CPC, and came to prominence during the rise of the 16/32-bit home computers (mainly the Amiga and Atari ST). In the early years, demos had a strong connection with software cracking. When a cracked program was started, the cracker o...

James

@GnomeSlice Yeah, I mean look at Fractals, They are just a math formula rendered out :)

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz I'm still reading it, shut up

Chippies

@GnomeSlice you should look at this game, it's pretty impressive for its size en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.kkrieger

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice Yes. This is why programming is awesome. Also math.

GnomeSlice

@Chippies pouet.net/prod.php?which=12036

Wow, this is nuts

Chippies

01:07

@GnomeSlice yep.

GnomeSlice

pouet.net/prod.php?which=12258

I didn't even know that was a thing

I just liked the chiptunes in that ^

Chippies

I think Gnome has finally found games that he can actually download with his internet

Wipqozn

Also, I should go to bed. Also resume my reread of Watchmen.

night all

GnomeSlice

How do they do the music then?

The Florida Bundle

ooo... stronghold

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice I bought that off GOG like two weeks ago.

GnomeSlice

01:17

@Ullallulloo Any good?

@Ullallulloo Also, which one?

@LessPop_MoreFizz macheist.com

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice Stronghold Crusader, Stronghold Crusader HD, and Stronghold Crusader Extreme

GnomeSlice

@Ullallulloo Oh nice. Those are on my radar

I really enjoyed Fortify, and stronghold seems kind of similar but a lot more in depth

Krazer

@GnomeSlice Note that Defense Technica and Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure were just in the Devolver Digital Double Debut at the fixed BTA level: humblebundle.com/devolver

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice I only played Extreme a little, which is different than the normal one. It seems nice though when there aren't like a billion units spawning.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice You know, you don't need to announce any sale of software (or any other product for that matter!) in bundle form. Especially, as you've confessed with mac stuff, when you don't know anything about the products being bundled.

Ullallulloo

01:18

@GnomeSlice gog.com/game/stronghold_crusader

LessPop_MoreFizz

Also, I've been on MacHeists spam email lists for like... a decade now, I always hear about all their stuff, and it is basically always terrible but I am too lazy to unsub

Fluttershy

3 hours ago, by Fluttershy

@spugsley NEW CONTENT FOR DON'T STARVE AVAILABLE NOW

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz It's not just because 'oo bundle'.

I don't even use mac

Fluttershy

How did that even get 4 stars? O_o Are there even that many people in here who play Don't Starve?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice 'oo Mac! Lesspop uses a Mac!' is even less of a good reason.

GnomeSlice

01:20

@LessPop_MoreFizz Hey, I saw 'awards' in there too.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice ADA is nice and all, but it doesn't mean all that much in the scheme of things.

Also, thanks to the hundreds of bundles all of those apps have been in, I'm pretty sure if I rooted around in my email inbox, I'd learn I own half of them.

GnomeSlice

You could have just said 'thanks'.

Chippies

@GnomeSlice midi + synths

GnomeSlice

@Chippies and how do the pack up the synths to be so small?

Chippies

@GnomeSlice demo scene (and keygen scene) has the best chiptunes

@GnomeSlice with the magic of procedural generation. Same as they make everything else small

they generate everything from the code

GnomeSlice

01:24

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Chippies

@GnomeSlice that's one of the more popular keygen chiptunes

GnomeSlice

@Chippies Good, it's in my chiptune playlist.

Frank

This ACN scam is making me so mad. I'm so sad my friend fell for it.

GnomeSlice

so what, is the song the key?

Chippies

@GnomeSlice are you referring to keygens?

GnomeSlice

01:25

@Chippies yes

keygens are for like... cracking software right?

Chippies

@GnomeSlice keygens generate serial keys for pirated software. They also have awesome chiptunes usually.

GnomeSlice

Oh so it's just a song that goes with it?

pfffff

Chippies

they often have a song playing while the keygen is open

those chiptunes are generated live as well

GnomeSlice

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Michael Frank

@Chippies And no mute buttons. :/

GnomeSlice

01:27

@Chippies oh, wtf

Chippies

@GnomeSlice if you want good chiptunes, you can search for keygen music

@MichaelFrank some of them have it! But yeah, most don't...

GnomeSlice

@Chippies I don't get it, why?

Chippies

@GnomeSlice I'm pretty sure I've heard that one

@GnomeSlice well... why not?

GnomeSlice

@Chippies I bet you haven't.

Chippies

it's their hobby

GnomeSlice

01:28

It's not a keygen chiptune.

MBraedley

The Kracken has see it fit to be merciful to me! One asteroid is no longer projected to hit Kerbin!

GnomeSlice

►

@Chippies

One of my personal favourites.

Lazers

0

Q: Minecraft nostalgia

I am wondering, is the MCnostalgia mod still out there? I know, half of you are probably going to say, use the edit profile option in the new launcher, but I want to play Indev, survival test, and some other versions that the edit profile option does not contain. Is the mod out there? If so, wher...

minecraft mods

GnomeSlice

@Fluttershy WTF is this! youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8126FB1CCD009DE5

Ktash

@spug yes! ... I mean sad

GnomeSlice

01:31

@Fluttershy EXPLAIN YOURSELF

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice You sent that to me.

Or something.

GnomeSlice

@Fluttershy No, no, I sent you MY playlist.

Ktash

Do you need to be comforted?

GnomeSlice

That's a playlist tied to your name with all the same shit in it!

youtube.com/playlist?list=PL361E1E07D11D52FA

ಠ_ಠ

Chippies

@GnomeSlice @Fluttershy you got a stalker!

Ullallulloo

01:36

TF2 Comic!

Lazers

0

Q: In Marked for Death Grim Reaper

Do all enemies in 20 yards got hit by extra 15% or is the 15% damage divided among them. Say there are 20 enemies within 20 yards. Do all of them get 15% damage or do all of them get 15/20% damage? 15% of damage dealt to the marked enemy is also divided evenly among all enemies within 20 y...

diablo-3

0

Q: I'm New to Minecraft Servers, and I Need Help with PVP

Okay, I'm not a very good fighter of PvP in Minecraft. First of all, I'm new to servers and I don't know much about PvP since all these players have multiple tricks up their sleeves. It's not like fighting the same old monsters with an AI that programs the monsters to go straight at you. Not to m...

minecraft

Frank

Oh, Jim. You ask such silly questions.

user15026

@Lazers ....is the answer not right there in the question text or am I missing a thing that the question body I cant see shows?

Frank

01:56

@ash If you're referring to the top one, yuuuuuup.

MBraedley

My first deep space intercept attempt was a failure. I did manage to nudge the asteroid (and by nudge, I mean ram uncontrollably), which changed the orbit a bit, but not enough to prevent the collision with Kerbin. I need more science so I can have more parts, but getting that science will take too long.

Anyways, off to bed.

Lazers

02:13

0

Q: How Do People Get Shiny Pokemon?

I really don't get how people get shiny Pokemon so fast, one time I saw a guy who had a whole team of shiny legendaries. Can someone help me?

pokemon 3ds

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice Right, and I liked it. So it put it in my stuff.

Fluttershy

03:04

Quiet night.

David M

Sure is.

I'm over in ELUs chat.

Fluttershy

I'm listening to an audiobook.

Too hot in here to do much else.

David M

Hey! I saw about your health insurance. Did you get a new job?

@spugsley I was just bragging about your work in the ELU chat.

spugsley

@DavidM awww thank you <3

David M

A rather nerdy photo conversation going on in there. Join us.

Fluttershy

03:11

@DavidM Negative. But my unemployment got me a $280 tax credit, which I applied to a Silver plan of the ACA, so it's only $7.50 a month for full coverage, $500 deductible, maximum $500 out-of-pocket, and no co-pay!

user15026

@spugsley @spugsley did you see me recommending a show at you? :)

David M

@Fluttershy Nice!

Fluttershy

Anyone seen @murgatroid recently? :o

@DavidM Yeah! I don't know what any of that means, but it's better than what I had!

user15026

@Fluttershy come to think of it, not for quite a while

David M

@Fluttershy Something is always better than nothing.

Lazers

03:17

0

Q: DLC for PAYDAY 2 on PS3

I have looked around at dlc for PAYDAY 2 and I am wondering if any of the dlc packs,like Deathwish, can be downloaded on a PS3.I have achieved a lot of the game on PS3 and I was hoping I could play these dlc packs on my playstaion.

payday-2

Frank

Yay. Tomorrow I get to attempt to re-educate my friend.

spugsley

@AshleyNunn :o no!

Michael Frank

@Frank Re-education through labour?

user15026

@spugsley You should check out My Mad Fat Diary. It is good. Deals with mental health stuff and life stuff and good stuff. Reminds me of Skins, in a way, but like, centered on one person. I wikipedia linked it at you, but I can always give you the link again. I have all of it that is out so far downloaded :D

Frank

@MichaelFrank Re-education through conveniently left out facts.

Michael Frank

03:29

Oooh, Wildstar MMO beta weekend this week. Curse has a giveaway.

David M

@AshleyNunn I actually knew I was tops on ELU for a while . . . ;-) I hit 10K, I can relax now!

user15026

@DavidM Congrats!

David M

@AshleyNunn Thx!

I celebrated by racking up another 162 points afterwards. LOL

user15026

thats a good way to go about it :)

David M

@AshleyNunn Yup.

user15026

03:36

My cat and I are cuddling and watching Star Trek. It is excellent.

user15026

(I am watching my way through the original series)

Fluttershy

Audiobook finished! Man that was good...

user15026

@Fluttershy What book? :)

Frank

I have now demanded a refund from Star Command's Kickstarter. I have decided it's not worth being annoyed about anymore.

Fluttershy

@AshleyNunn The Martian, by Andy Weir.

user15026

03:39

@Frank hopefully you hear from them

Frank

@AshleyNunn Indeed.

user15026

@Fluttershy I was interested, but people are saying it is like diary entry kinda style, and I never really click with that style :(

Fluttershy

@AshleyNunn It's a mix, but yeah, mostly told through "audio logs".

Tim Stone

19

Q: How do I get my cat to wear a tuxedo for several hours?

My cat is quite dapper and handsome, so when we sit down for a candlelight dinner, he should have the proper attire. Therefore, I would like for my cat to wear a tuxedo. What is the best way to get my cat to wear a cat-sized tuxedo? I plan for him to be dressed this way for several hours. I...

cats attire

wat

user15026

I suspect it might work better as an audio book.

user15026

03:41

Its rare I ever say that

GnomeSlice

►

user15026

@TimStone Posted as an April Fools type thing.

user15026

Or something like that.

Tim Stone

Ah

user15026

Pets apparently got a few different AF type posts.

spugsley

03:43

@AshleyNunn ty I will definitely check it out!

user15026

@spugsley Lemme know if you need me to hook you up :)

Fluttershy

@AshleyNunn The narrator did a really good job with the audiobook!

user15026

@Fluttershy I might have to check it out that way :)

SaintWacko

03:58

@Fluttershy Ooh, what is it?

Fluttershy

@SaintWacko store.steampowered.com/app/282470

Early Access though.

Ktash

04:12

Not on mobile, can now respond properly

Unrelated question: How long after a divorce is it ok to ask a woman out?

user15026

Good question.

user15026

I have no idea.

user15026

I mean I suspect it depends on like when she is ready to date

user15026

so I guess it is likely going to be a try it and see situation

user15026

Sorry, I know that is the most unhelpful

Ktash

04:19

What do you think, @spugsley? Couple days? I mean, he did play goat simulator so....

user15026

Oh, well, if it is because of something that horrendous, ask her out RIGHT AWAY

Ktash

@AshleyNunn Well, I know you have a vested interest in this too ;)

user15026

because she needs to like....be free from that tyranny

user15026

@Ktash giggle I would never

Ktash

You heard her.

> ... 3 of your Facebook friends ...

considering I don't have a Facebook, I doubt 3 of my Facebook friends are doing anything

Unionhawk

04:29

so TIL that the UD Health Center is an all-in-one doctor's office and pharmacy for some basic stuff. Makes sense.

Yeeeep that's some powerful cough suppre-- zzz

spugsley

@Ktash :o oh I guess I could come stay with you while he gets it out of his system...

Ktash

@spugsley In! You're welcome any time.

spugsley

@Ktash Oh well thank you ;)

Ktash

@spugsley But really though...

spugsley

@Ktash ;p

Ktash

04:37

You should come visit

Or we should both go visit @AshleyNunn

spugsley

@Ktash yeah I bet you would like that ;p

Ktash

@spugsley I mean... how could I not

spugsley

and with that, I'm off to bed :)

sweet dreams ;o

Ktash

Getting to see you two lovely ladies in person would be a treat

@spugsley g'night

Sepia Lazers

04:55

0

Q: One User, Two Accounts

I've just found a user who has more than 1 account: http://gaming.stackexchange.com/users/73355/ostarz http://gaming.stackexchange.com/users/66739/ostarz I know it's the same person because of his answer to his own question, which states he's the same user who asked it: Battlelog not saying i'...

support user-accounts

Michael Frank

05:28

So this is real: bringdowntheking.com/live

James

Hahaha

Oh man that thing is RIPE for spoilers for those of us who know when things happen :D

Michael Frank

I think they need something like a million tweets.

Michael Frank