The Bridge

FAE

12:01 AM

Is that the unit they used in the movie, just "weight"?

Yuki

@FAE You see that a lot in cartoons.

Like giant weights labeled, "200w"

FAE

@Yuki Ah yeah, forgot about that.

RedRiderX

@FAE Yep

FAE

Man, I should rewatch some Looney Tunes.

RedRiderX

I thought it was a real measurement but maybe not

OrigamiRobot

12:02 AM

@Yuki I don't remember ever seeing the w

user20683

if it's the standard for gold it's troy ounces

user20683

it could also be bars or ducats

user20683

the key to answering that is to figure out how gold was shipped at the time

RedRiderX

gaming.stackexchange.com/revisions/141980/5

user20683

except that in the Secret of the Unicorn, the treasure as I remember is quite varied

RedRiderX

12:03 AM

So... Community suggests edits?

Or is that an anon edit?

Ah okay

FEichinger

@RedRiderX Anon edits are posted by Community.

MBraedley

Pretty sure it's anon

RedRiderX

I haven't read the actual comics

Now that I think about it they did say gold and treasure

darn

it may be impossible to estimate that.

Oh well

badp

@SaintWacko congratulations on your continued survival!

Yuki

Okay, the Internet is being super-creepy. I've only told you guys about me losing my job. The last three ads I got from Pandora were about job search utilities.

Note, this is also the first time I've gotten ads about job searches from Pandora.

FAE

12:09 AM

@Yuki finger waves gooooooogle~

OrigamiRobot

@FAE Is that like "no, no, no" or like jazz hands?

FAE

@OrigamiRobot No, like pointing them at someone horizontally and waggling them.

OrigamiRobot

How is that not jazz hands?

Maybe I don't know what jazz hands means.

FAE

@OrigamiRobot Jazz hands are holding them up vertically

@OrigamiRobot I'd take a picture as an example and send you it but I'm only in my nightgown right now

OrigamiRobot

@FAE And?

FAE

12:13 AM

@OrigamiRobot Okay then!

OrigamiRobot

If you're wiggling your fingers in the air, that's jazz hands to me.

RedRiderX

I had a good run

Yuki

Ugh, gonna have to get used to not using variable types...

FAE

@OrigamiRobot There. My hair's messy and I'm having a bad complexion week, but whatevs.

Yuki

Python is sooo strange.

@FAE I'm not seeing the picture.

3ventic

12:19 AM

python is strange

user20683

what do you mean "variable types?" Python has types

FAE

@Yuki That's because I emailed it to him. I don't post pictures of myself here.

3ventic

but that's just because most people are so used to C-like syntax

user20683

they are just late bound

Yuki

Yeah, I probably worded that badly.

user20683

12:20 AM

static typing is what you are used to

user20683

dynamic is what Python has

OrigamiRobot

@FAE Those are both jazz hands. Especially in sequence.

user20683

it's still strongly typed

3ventic

PHP pretty much throws variable types out the window and then goes searching for them

Yuki

Still need to get used to typing a = 'fuzzy bunnies' rather than string a = 'fuzzy bunnies';.

MBraedley

12:22 AM

Okay, gaming with the brothers in a few. Later

FAE

@OrigamiRobot They are not! The first one's slower and more like "spooooky fingers~"

@MBraedley Have fun!

FEichinger

@3ventic Not just "pretty much".

3ventic

...yeah

It's pretty much because I'm not really sure if it's even searching for them.

OrigamiRobot

@FAE They're only spooky fingers if accompanied by "wooooooooo~"

FEichinger

PHP gets its type constraints from context. The only "types" PHP knows are mixed, array and typehinting classes.

OrigamiRobot

12:23 AM

Otherwise, jazz hands.

Lazers

0

Q: I am on an island in CIV5 but it looks like my ships are stuck

I am on an island and have optics about 200 turns in. I have a lot of the navigation research and many different ships. But there are different color tiles in the ocean that I can't travel across. For example, the tile looks black and shows ocean but only the light blue ocean, I can travel thr...

civilization-5

0

Q: Username change via the Launcher?

If I changed the profile name in the launcher will that show up in a server // LAN session? Or will it still show the main UserName? I bought my friend a Minecraft account, because they were too young to have an email. But now that they have they're own laptop and old enough to have an email. I ...

minecraft

user15026

@FAE I can hear your voice in my head saying the spooky fingers part and that is making me giggle because in my head you have an awesome spooky fingers voice

Yuki

►

FAE

@OrigamiRobot It was like that only with "goooooogle~", so it counts!

OrigamiRobot

Fair enough.

Yuki

12:25 AM

Video is Hungarian, I believe.

FAE

@AshleyNunn :D

Ender

@RedRiderX what game?

FEichinger

I want to reject as "too minor", @RedRiderX >.>

OrigamiRobot

The point is, I wanted to know about the finger waving only. The answer to my question was "jazz hands"

user15026

@FEichinger Eh, it makes more sense that way

Yuki

12:26 AM

It's a music video. I realize now that it doesn't look like it.

It doesn't sound half bad in my opinion.

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn Hence why I said "want to" ... I skipped instead.

FAE

@OrigamiRobot There were no jazz hands!

@Yuki Yeah, I liked it.

OrigamiRobot

@FAE Spooky fingers is jazz hands + sound

Yuki

Disclaimer: Yes, I know image editing software doesn't work like that or at least isn't that easy.

FAE

@OrigamiRobot pffft

@Yuki I think the general idea of it was conveyed well.

GnomeSlice

12:32 AM

@Frank I'm not actually familiar with that, what was it like?

FAE

They probably couldn't make it look too much like photoshop or something without a lawsuit.

Frank

@GnomeSlice Galactic Civilzations.

Essentially Civ in space.

Their ship design was...bad. Like, really bad.

Yuki

@FAE The hairstyle change definitely broke immersion for me.

user20683

@Frank GalCiv was almost Classic Who levels of bad ships

Yuki

The rest of the stuff I could sorta accept because that's how Hollywood portrays image/video editing.

Frank

12:35 AM

@WorldEngineer It's what turned me off from playing it.

FAE

@Yuki Well, that's something they do in photo editing for models too.

user15026

@WorldEngineer oh, ouch, that puts it into perspective

Frank

Can't really play a 4X without designing ships, and I hated designing ships in that game.

user20683

@Frank bear in mind that for me it rehabilitated 4X space games after MOO3.

Frank

@WorldEngineer My introduction to 4X games was Space Empires III.

It blew my mind.

user20683

12:37 AM

mine was Master of Orion II

GnomeSlice

@Frank What was bad about it?

Frank

@GnomeSlice "Here is a blob. Now stick things to the blob. Make them bigger or smaller as desired. This is your ship."

user20683

@GnomeSlice it's tremendously complex in ways that aren't clear or useful.

GnomeSlice

@Frank I... huh.

Yuki

Somebody help me understand how lamba functions work. I never understood them when I tried to learn C++ nor when I tried Java.

Frank

12:38 AM

@GnomeSlice It was bloody difficult to design any ship that didn't look like an eyesore.

GnomeSlice

@WorldEngineer How complex compared to say this?

user20683

@GnomeSlice Orders of magnitude

user20683

still less complex than MOO3's

user20683

MOO3 is effectively Canada's governmental complexity IN SPACE.

user15026

Cheese currrrrrrrrds

Frank

12:40 AM

@WorldEngineer I never saw MOO3's ship design.

Is that what killed it?

@AshleyNunn Poutine!

Yuki

@AshleyNunn Oh god, get away!

user15026

@Frank Mostly just shoving them in my face for now, but if any survive the masssacre, that is the plan

user20683

@Frank interface, unclear design goals, way too many choices and the inability to refit

user20683

@Yuki lambdas are anonymous functions

user15026

@Yuki What do you have against cheese curds?

Yuki

12:42 AM

@AshleyNunn It's more like what my intestines have against cheese curds. And dairy, in general.

user15026

@Yuki Fair enough :) More for me then :)

Yuki

@WorldEngineer That literally does not help at all.

Frank

@WorldEngineer I've always been a fan of how Space Empires does it. It's not quite as customizable as some games (for instance, all ships of the same size will look the same), but the amount of variety you could build was insane.

user20683

@Yuki know any Javascript?

GnomeSlice

Sublight also has a lot of promise.

user15026

12:43 AM

Why cant the internet explain why cheese curds squeak? I JUST WANNA KNOW

GnomeSlice

It's still really raw though.

Yuki

@WorldEngineer Barely. I did some fiddling because it was required for work, but I never really delved into it.

FAE

@AshleyNunn To better attract mice. sagenod

user15026

@FAE Ah, you are wise.

Frank

@Yuki The whole point of lambda functions is to return more or less any sort of object from a database.

user15026

12:44 AM

Here we go, a Seasoned Advice post on it. That should help.

FAE

@AshleyNunn Is there a preexisting one?

Frank

Since it doesn't know what type it's supposed to be beforehand, you dump it into an untyped variable, and manipulate it as required from there.

user15026

@FAE Yep! Right here!

user20683

@Fran aren't those generics? lambdas are functions without names, typically used like temporary variables but are functions

Frank

@WorldEngineer I'm thinking of lambdas for DB access, or other objects that you want to query through code.

At least, that's what they were called when I was trying to figure out how to do crap when Linq to SQL wouldn't to the trick properly.

user20683

12:47 AM

@Frank linq would use lambdas but lambdas themselves are just functions without set names

user20683

example

FAE

@AshleyNunn Wow.

user20683

def example(): return "Hi, I'm an example"

user15026

@FAE Who knew it was so complex? :D

Yuki

Why would you use anonymous functions?

Or rather, when would you use anonymous functions?

Frank

12:49 AM

@Yuki When you don't know what sort of object it's going to return.

It's more used for multiple classes that inherit from the same base class.

FAE

@AshleyNunn I'm mostly surprised someone had already asked!

user15026

@FAE I have wondered for a long time, but I keep forgetting til I eat them but tonight I am eating them at the computer, so I went investigating.

FAE

@AshleyNunn Now I want cheese curds...

user15026

@FAE sends some through the internet

FAE

@AshleyNunn Yay!

user20683

12:50 AM

249

Q: Python Lambda - why?

I'm just beginning Python and ran head first into Lambda- which took me a while to figure out. Is lambda one of those 'interesting' language items that in real life should be forgotten? I'm sure there are some edge cases where it might be needed, but given the obscurity of it, the potential of i...

python lambda

user15026

A place near me gets fresh cheese curds every Friday. It is awesome.

Yuki

@AshleyNunn Ugh, now she'll have to clean out her Ethernet. Cheese is messy.

user15026

@Yuki I packaged it neatly first! This is not my first rodeo. :P

Yuki

@AshleyNunn My local rodeo doesn't have cheese curds.

Although we do have a lot of steak.

Frank

@WorldEngineer Bleh. Python.

user15026

12:51 AM

@Yuki facedesk

Sterno

Watching Veronica Mars makes me feel guilty and ashamed.

user20683

@Frank They show up in Javascript and Ruby too

user20683

I could even bust out the haskell

Yuki

@AshleyNunn One day, I'll make you bodyfloor.

user15026

@Yuki Promises, promises ;)

Frank

12:52 AM

@Yuki Now I want steak. Thanks, dude.

Yuki

@Sterno Should I ask why?

@Frank Just get on Monster Hunter and cook some. Sooooo tasty!

Unionhawk

@Frank >_> DAMMIT NOW I WANT STEAK AND IT'S YOUR FAULT NOW

Frank

@Yuki I don't want digital steak.

@Unionhawk GET FF 14, TOO!

FAE

@Sterno I never saw this show.

user15026

@Sterno Why so?

user15026

12:53 AM

@FAE I really loved it.

user20683

@Yuki JS has an easier syntax for it

Sterno

@Yuki I'm old and its about teenagers.

Unionhawk

@Frank I HAVE LITERALLY NO DOLLARS TO SPEND ON GAMES

WAIT

LESS THAN NO DOLLARS

user20683

var example = function(x){}

Yuki

@Sterno So? I watch Disney films and they're targeted at kids.

Frank

12:54 AM

@Unionhawk Well, that's too bad. It's a really good game!

And will keep me happily occupied until Lightning Returns comes out.

Which I have now preordered!

Yuki

@Unionhawk I have less than no dollars as well.

RedRiderX

@Ender Pixel Dungeon.

user15026

@Yuki I am trying to determine if I have enough Scene points to maybe go see Frozen Tuesday or Wednesday next week if it is still playing :D

FAE

@AshleyNunn I think it was on a cable channel we didn't get back when it was originally airing.

Frank

@AshleyNunn DO IT!

It is awesome!

Sterno

12:54 AM

@Yuki awesome thing about having a kid is having an excuse to watch Ducktales!

user15026

@FAE More than likely, it was on CW, I think, if I remember right.

RedRiderX

@FEichinger Eh, I wouldn't blame you.

user15026

My sister has the seasons on DVD. :)

user20683

@Yuki the general purpose of lambdas in python is to let you define small parameter functions that can be taken by other functions

Yuki

@AshleyNunn I went to the theatres today, but it was packed (people taking advantage of the snow day).

Frank

12:55 AM

@Sterno Technically, Smallville is about teenagers, and I feel nothing bad about watching it.

user15026

@Yuki Ah, yeah, that will happen.

user15026

OMG I have enough points for hte ticket AND a snack :D

user15026

This might just happen.

Yuki

So I decided to not go. Hopefully, Frozen will still be showing next week.

user20683

for instance map(lambda x: x*x, list)

user15026

12:56 AM

@Yuki I hope so, after all the hype you've given it, I am super excited to go see it

Lazers

0

Q: On jetpack joyride, right after i cashed in the medal my game changed to my brothers who has the same apple I'd

When I play jetpack joyride I end up on my brothers game, who has the same apple Id as me. I closed out of the app several times I shut off my ipad but nothing worked. It happened right after I cashed in my medal.

jetpack-joyride

user20683

otherwise it'd be:
def square(x):
return x*x

map(square, list)

Sterno

@Frank I felt terrible about watching that too. But it wasn't the shame that made me stop watching in season 3... It was the terrible writing

Frank

@Sterno Hey! I like the writing! You take that back!

FAE

@AshleyNunn I wonder if it'll come to my Netflix ever.

Sterno

12:57 AM

Never.

Frank

@Lazers You're no longer on the ball as much as you were. What's going on, @Lazers?

Yuki

@AshleyNunn Oh jeez, now you're going to blame me if I over-hyped it...

Fun times.

user15026

@FAE If it does, you should watch it, it is quite good.

user15026

@Yuki No such thing. :D

Sterno

The straw that broke the camel's back was the Lana witchcraft episode

FAE

12:57 AM

@Yuki It'll be all your fault!

Frank

@Sterno Right now, it's background for when I'm working on my models.

FAE

@Frank Yeah, we have shows like that too. Jochem watches House when he irons his shirts because they're decent background noise and it's okay to miss visuals there, as it's usually dialogue-focused.

Frank

Anyways, back to 4X games! We need more that have better ship design!

Fluttershy

I stopped watching Smallville after season... 5? 6?

user15026

@FAE House is really good for background.

FAE

1:01 AM

@AshleyNunn I've been meaning to acquire it, but I just keep forgetting.

Ender

@ashleynunn House is hilarious

user15026

I worked my way through Ugly Betty using it as background for things.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@badp I wrote a lot of comments and stuff.

I have a new Favorite Downvote Whiner it seems. Thanks Beer.se I might've found a new benchmark for petulance.

Unionhawk

Oh good lord

Sterno

I wonder why Max Payne 3 needs a 27gb update over a year after it came out

Unionhawk

1:04 AM

Probably bugs

Private Pansy

So this is a thing: princesstwilightlookingatthings.tumblr.com

James

@Sterno Shitty patching technology that requires a new cache id for the assets when they are packed so they are recognized as valid.

Unionhawk

How big is the game overall?

Sterno

@Unionhawk I'm not sure, but 27gb sounds about right

I deleted it when I noticed that's what's been killing my internet connection all night

LessPop_MoreFizz

Leaked letters from Morrissey to the Publisher of his Forthcoming Novel.

> In this provincial setting, a young man of rare precocity comes into the world. He is called Morrissey Wilde and is to be referred to throughout the book by his full name. Every sentence of the novel will feature his name. This is what is known as originality.

Frank

1:09 AM

A little over a month until the new book in the Stormlight Archives comes out!

cc @Strix @Ashley

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz wat

LessPop_MoreFizz

> I’ve re-thought the scene with the Queen. After she has been executed, Morrissey Wilde will drag her corpse around Buckingham Palace on a chariot driven by the talking cows. This, as you will know, is a nod to your author Homer.

user15026

@Frank yep. Been hearing a lot about it from a friend who read an ARC of it

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice If you know anything about Morrissey, this is really really really funny.

Sterno

@Wipqozn As a moderator, you'll have a diamond next to your name. That means when all blame goes to you, in a sense it'll be going to the entire mod team. Can you handle that responsibility?

Wipqozn

1:11 AM

@Sterno I think that me becoming a moderator would ensure that the blame is always placed on the right people: the moderators.

Now, when things go wrong, you can honestly say: The mods are to blame!

Sterno

Well, I'm pretty sure I'll still just say @Wipqozn is to blame. They'll just take some splash damage.

Wipqozn

Also, when mod abuse happens, you can say it';s because of me.

We could rename mod abuse to @Wipqozn abuse!

3

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Wipqozn Alternately, all mods could agree to henceforth only abuse @Wipqozn.

Then, all mod abuse would be @Wipqozn abuse.

Lazers

2

Q: How does the Steam downloading scheduler work?

I'm a little confused how the Steam Download Restrictions work. It says there's an option to "Limit auto-updating schedule" and to pick a time, and then an option to limit bandwidth to various speeds. Here's a screenshot of how it looks: Is that the time when it limits auto-updating or when it...

steam

Wipqozn

@LessPop_MoreFizz Following your logic, if I become a mod, then we could call it self abuse.

THink about all the lame "stop hitting yourself!" jokes we could make!

Journeyman Geek

1:16 AM

@Wipqozn: you don't need to be a mod to abuse yourself, but it sure helps.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn If you are willing to endure a two+ hour each way bus ride, and/or rope friends in with you:

> MONDAY MARCH 24
DETROIT, MI
MAJESTIC THEATER
4120 Woodward Ave, Detroit, MI 48201
TICKETS: Soon.

Just added.

user15026

Augh, so tempted

LessPop_MoreFizz

Also Indianapolis, Chicago, and Pittsburgh added.

Should @Sterno have quietly gotten really into Night Vale when I wasn't paying attention.

Sterno

I listened to the first episode and hated the way the guy spoke, but liked the content. I was promised he gets better later but haven't had time to listen to more yet.

But thanks for reminding me. I need to get back to it.

Andreas Bonini

hey guys, I don't understand why I got this multiple-choice question wrong: a 2 kg magnetic object strikes at 2 m/s an initially not-moving iron parallelepipid of 0x15m x 0.008 m x 0.120 m; the density of iron is 7874 kg/m^3. What's the speed after the impact (the two object remain attached)? I picked 1.5 m/s, but the answer is 0.3 m/s

Which makes no sense to me because the parallelepipid weighs practically nothing unless I got the math wrong

so how can it stop the other object so much?

LessPop_MoreFizz

1:20 AM

@Sterno Well there's a live show in Indianapolis on 3/21

@AndreasBonini I have no idea why you would be asking me.

Or for that matter, this room.

Wipqozn

@LessPop_MoreFizz Because we're all super smart and know all things.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Wipqozn Oh. Well in that case...

@AndreasBonini Dark Magicks.

Andreas Bonini

I think i got the wrong chat

FEichinger

@AndreasBonini Most likely.

user20683

@AndreasBonini you want the h bar

Wipqozn

1:21 AM

@AndreasBonini Yeah, this is the gaming chat.

FEichinger

That looks like physics.SE, soo ... yeh, what @WorldEngineer said:

The h Bar

General chat for Physics SE (physics.stackexchange.com). For M...

4

13

LessPop_MoreFizz

Uber is a Classy Company with Honest and Legitimate Business Practices.

Andreas Bonini

Yeah.. I went to chat.physics.stackexchange.com

but apparently they changed how that works

FEichinger

@LessPop_MoreFizz Well, yeh, I don't even need to click it to know what's hiding behind that.

@AndreasBonini chat.SE has some ... usability issues.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@FEichinger Oh?

Private Pansy

1:22 AM

@AndreasBonini It's been a pretty long time since I did this, but I think you need to start from the conservation of momentum

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz That's fucked.

FEichinger

@LessPop_MoreFizz Well, gawker + your sarcasm = I know most of it already and the rest will just make me rant about them.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@PrivatePansy @AndreasBonini this is all just way too much work. Just handwave it away as Black Sorcery and insist that anyone who would study such arts should be burned at the stake for heresy.

Andreas Bonini

@PrivatePansy: i did that but the math doesn't work out, anyways i asked in the correct channel ;)

LessPop_MoreFizz

@FEichinger Hahahaha. (Short version: Uber staff, all the way up to very top executives, fucked with a rival company by hailing and cancelling cabs to screw up avaliability from a larger number of dummy accounts.)

Andreas Bonini

1:24 AM

@Less: what's ironic is that I'm studying this for... medicine

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AndreasBonini Witch.

FEichinger

@LessPop_MoreFizz Don't tell me! I can go on for hours about how crappy Uber is.

Wipqozn

@AndreasBonini You'll probably need to know this in case you ever hit a patient with your car.

Journeyman Geek

or a patient's car gets hit by a old fashioned cannonball.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AndreasBonini I'll have you know I drafted the top rated questions on the Traditional Medicine Area 51 proposal!

In other news:

Wipqozn

1:25 AM

I've watched the final scene to Breaking Bad so many times.

It's such a great show.

Private Pansy

@JourneymanGeek In a frictionless environment on an infinite plane with no air resistance

Journeyman Geek

satillite accident?

LessPop_MoreFizz

1

Riddles

Proposed Q&A site for those who have a riddle they simply can't solve, or for those who like solving riddles, and wish to help others do so.

Currently in definition.

Private Pansy

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

Wipqozn

Maybe @AndreasBonini is becoming a Space Doctor.

Braiam

1:26 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz ........

OrigamiRobot

Still have no addresses for pizza. What, you guys don't trust me?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@OrigamiRobot what

Unionhawk

We talking pizza by mail, or pizza by I-plug-your-address-into-dominos-or-something-and-boom-merry-christmas-pizza?

Wipqozn

@Unionhawk He mean he's going to come over to our house to mooch pizza off us.

OrigamiRobot

5 hours ago, by shanodin

@OrigamiRobot is buying the pizza. I have decided.

LessPop_MoreFizz

1:29 AM

@OrigamiRobot Oh.

Unionhawk

That still doesn't explain the terms of pizza.

At all.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Well, if I hadn't just eaten, I would almost consider taking you up on that.

But you'd probably order papa johns.

OrigamiRobot

@LessPop_MoreFizz If that's what you really want.

Wipqozn

Isn't the owner of papa johns a huge sexist and racist who sets puppies on fire or something?

FEichinger

I now have a comment with 42 upvotes ... Elections are fun.

Braiam

1:30 AM

lets not talk about Papa or dominos... it always end in a carnage

Unionhawk

@Braiam Dominos is actually not terrible anymore.

Braiam

US? or international?

Unionhawk

There's a difference?

OrigamiRobot

@LessPop_MoreFizz Also, there's probably not any place that delivers that you'd actually eat from.

Unionhawk

(also, this is for definitions of "not terrible" meaning "better than all local alternatives for delivery pizza")

LessPop_MoreFizz

1:34 AM

@OrigamiRobot Very Untrue.

Braiam

@Unionhawk yeah... because I'm not in the US... I can't sue them for being bad

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Wipqozn Very true.

Unionhawk

@Braiam I can't either but I can decide not to give them my business if I thought they were bad?

Which people did

And then stuff changed

Which is unusual because oftentimes companies are content with going broke or going into another business altogether rather than changing what they do.

Braiam

well, in my country you have to shut up and SIU... so, meh...

Unionhawk

(Oh, and also for definitions of "not terrible" meaning "shut up I'm in college stop judging me")

GnomeSlice

1:38 AM

Fortify Special Edition is a pretty cool game.

But man is it intense.

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice Did you see the video for banished I posted earlier?

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn I tried, but my internet said no.

Wipqozn

You should punch your internet in the face.

GnomeSlice

I should submit a feature request to my provider to give the internet a face. So I can punch it.

Braiam

@Wipqozn where?

Wipqozn

1:40 AM

Here's another one:

►

Braiam

> Fetched 78.0 MB in 42s (1,835 kB/s)

>:D

GnomeSlice

@Braiam I don't know what that means.

Braiam

okey

Unionhawk

@GnomeSlice It converts to about 287 fasts/s

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice He's bragging about his internet speed.

GnomeSlice

1:45 AM

@Wipqozn Oh.

Unionhawk

Yeah, WHAT A JERK.

Braiam

@Unionhawk yeah... that's me :P

Unionhawk

LITERALLY WORSE THAN THE TURTLE

Braiam

ugh... now you hurt me :(

Wipqozn

I'm not sure if I should be insulted or complimented.

Unionhawk

1:46 AM

I don't know either. I'm just spewing words.

And apparently forming sentences.

Wipqozn

Oh and cc @OrigamiRobot @TimStone for the vide a few messages above

Lazers

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