The Bridge

3ventic

13:00

Yeah I misphrased that

Now the answer is in low quality posts review ._.

badp

@ErraticFox My account is worth 2984,60€ and I spent less than a seventh of that. I fail to be disappointed with my life.

ErraticFox

It's not my quote!

badp

Still!

kalina

so cold

3ventic

I'm fine with that.

Private Pansy

13:06

@kalina *points and laughs from the equator*

ErraticFox

I don't know how they expect people to be disappointed when that cause you just said right there @badp

3ventic

It's actually very warm outside right now, considering it's midwinter right now.

Wipqozn

@Sterno Did you ever come up with anew years resolution?

kalina

I HATE ALL OF YOU WARM PEOPLE

badp

@ErraticFox Other people's ratios are not as glorious; compare with 3ventic.

kalina

13:07

@Wipqozn yeah he said he won't hate on ponies this year

Kevin van der Velden

@kalina well then stop putting them on fire, that makes them warm

OrigamiRobot

@kalina I can snuggle with you if you'd like.

ErraticFox

@badp @3ventic haha!

Wipqozn

@kalina Does that mean he'll do the opposite of that? Love on ponies?

ErraticFox

My new years resolution is to finish my computers upgrade.

kalina

13:08

@OrigamiRobot adorable

here, have a cookie

@Wipqozn hopefully

OrigamiRobot

Hmmm, my snuggle offer was not met with disapproval and fire? WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL @KALINA?

Private Pansy

> Over the last 20 months, you've spent 725.1 hours playing this selection, which includes 149 items, is valued at $1675.57, and requires 355 GB

FEichinger

Afternoon.

ErraticFox

@kalina I'm not so much to talking to those of who like ponies, but you have proven to not be as such a annoyance as other "ponies" would be.

kalina

@OrigamiRobot I'm too tired to ignite anything

OrigamiRobot

13:11

@kalina Awwww pat pat pat

kalina

@ErraticFox who are you and what are you trying to say?

ErraticFox

:( Oh.

Arperum

I am so much not refreshing chat, to hold the winterbash hats as long as possible.

kalina

winterbash ends tomorrow

OrigamiRobot

I will be so happy.

ErraticFox

13:14

Your mind is set in the right place @Arperum

Arperum

@kalina There is no winterbash button anymore on arqade.

kalina

not for you there isn't

3ventic

12

Q: Winter Bash is unavailable

I can't see any hats nor the Winter Bash symbol in the topbar or my profile anymore. When I open winterbash2013.stackexchange.com, I get: HTTP Error 503. The service is unavailable. I am in Argentina if it matters.

RedRiderX

So SE.Chat is the final refuge of hats?

kalina

12

Q: Winter Bash is unavailable

I can't see any hats nor the Winter Bash symbol in the topbar or my profile anymore. When I open winterbash2013.stackexchange.com, I get: HTTP Error 503. The service is unavailable. I am in Argentina if it matters.

bug winterbash-2013

3ventic

13:15

SLOW

kalina

sigh, whatever

get a job you bum

3ventic

I'm trying

kalina

ONE THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE INB4'ING ME

RedRiderX

@3ventic Wow that's a harsh way to end it. :P

OrigamiRobot

@kalina Bum like a butt or bum like a vagrant?

ErraticFox

13:16

@RedRiderX we make our stand here.

Private Pansy

Great, now I can't find my old avatar

Maybe I'll just revert back to wavy Celestia mane

kalina

I think I'm just going to keep my rainbowdashoncrackcocaine avatar

ErraticFox

@kalina, pure perfect image of you irl c;

kalina

YOU DON'T KNOW ME, STOP PRETENDING

Kevin van der Velden

@kalina It is the most realistic portrayal of rainbow dash

ErraticFox

13:18

This is why I keep to myself on the internet. I get yelled at for trying to make friends. :(

kalina

also, @ErraticFox if you happen to be my room mate stalking my internet presence I will burn down your house and kill your dogs

Arperum

@ErraticFox As long as only one person is yelling at you in here, you're doing fine.

ErraticFox

Root Access at least loves me... :\

FEichinger

@ErraticFox Well, you shouldn't be trying to make friends with @kalina of all people.

ErraticFox

@FEichinger didn't want to anyway... >.>

FEichinger

13:20

Now that was just mean of you to say.

OrigamiRobot

@FEichinger What? @kalina is the best person to make friends with. Then she'll set you on fire last.

kalina

@OrigamiRobot says the person who was in the top 3 people who got set fire to last year

ErraticFox

YOU KNOW, I'M JUST GOING TO STOP BEING SAD BY GETTING MAD AT PLAYING DARK SOULS.

Arperum

@OrigamiRobot Or first, since you are possibly nearby.

OrigamiRobot

@kalina I'm obviously not doing a good job of making friends with you :(

Wipqozn

13:21

Also, now that's the new year we should really get started on planning some artemis games.

FEichinger

@OrigamiRobot It's probably best to be set on fire first, really ...

Tim Stone

@FAE Whew, I'm only around 1.7k

kalina

@TimStone usd?

Tim Stone

Aye

Lazers

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OrigamiRobot

13:24

How do I see this? What is "enhanced Steam"

Kevin van der Velden

@OrigamiRobot it's a chrome extension thingy

Private Pansy

@OrigamiRobot A browser extension that adds stuff to Steam

OrigamiRobot

Ugh

Arperum

@KevinvanderVelden There is a firefox plugin version too.

Kevin van der Velden

@Arperum ooh, ok

Private Pansy

13:25

There's a Heavenly Nostrils book coming out in 2014 wooo!

Tim Stone

@OrigamiRobot You could also just sum up the values in the transaction history yourself, I guess.

OrigamiRobot

Ronan Forman

@PrivatePansy I finally found where the actual comics are, and then read them all in one day.

Joe the Person

If you haven't yet bought ACIV, you can now skip the credits

Wandang

WORK WORK WORKಠ_ಠ

OrigamiRobot

13:28

cc @Sterno

kalina

@OrigamiRobot you have such a tiny... steam account

Wandang

@kalina there is always piracy

kalina

I can't stop yawning

Ronan Forman

Of course it's only the total you spent in the store, humble bundles and other things aren't counted.

ErraticFox

SNOOOOWWWWWW!!!! :DD

Private Pansy

13:30

@kalina Even his tiny... Steam account makes me feel inadequate

Wandang

@ErraticFox i just burned that image

kalina

@Wandang flagged as yarr, you are a pirate

FEichinger

@kalina Tsk, tsk, tsk. You're way too focused on "size".

ErraticFox

@Wandang what.

kalina

@FEichinger size matters

Wandang

13:31

@ErraticFox you can burn stuff in chat with a script

FEichinger

@kalina Never denied that. :P

Wandang

and it goes aflame

ErraticFox

@Wandang SHOW ME

OrigamiRobot

@RonanForman That just means you should add another $20 to that total for the Half-Life bundle I bought in real life.

Wandang

and since i did not have white christmas and still no snow i burned yours :3

kalina

13:31

shame you can't burn users

oh wait...

FEichinger

@kalina You can.

Wandang

@kalina you would not want to get so hot

maybe you already are

OrigamiRobot

@kalina It will get bigger over time.

ErraticFox

@kalina plz no moar h8 m8

Ronan Forman

@OrigamiRobot For me it probably also includes all the games I bought before I was 18 and didn't have a credit card.

kalina

13:32

@ErraticFox there are so many things wrong with this sentence

ErraticFox

@Wandang I was just trying to share my snow with you. :c

FEichinger

@kalina Set fire to him! First fire of 2014!

kalina

no

FEichinger

Aww :(

kalina

my new years resolution is to bait and switch for stars

FEichinger

13:33

@kalina YOU SNEAKY SNEAKY BUM!

ErraticFox

yes...

Wandang

@ErraticFox well ask kalina

she can give you anything

Private Pansy

@kalina You'll be the first person in this room to break

Wandang

and that script

Ronan Forman

@kalina What if, for example, I was being attacked by grass type pokémon?

OrigamiRobot

13:34

@kalina Is this a challenge or have you moved on to other methods?

Kevin van der Velden

@kalina damnit, my new years resolution was to become fireproof! How will I do that without regular fire from @kalina

Wandang

@kalina we all now write to kalina every time ok

ErraticFox

@Wandang and 3rd degree burns.

Wandang

@ErraticFox touched by an angel @kalina

kalina

so many pings

@FEichinger don't talk about my behind

Wandang

13:35

@kalina that topic would be to big

FEichinger

@kalina Would never do that in public.

kalina

WOW

Wandang

:P

gets a fireextinguisher

kalina

*punches @Wandang in the face*

...with a car

...wrapped in cement

OrigamiRobot

@kalina This does not read right...

Wandang

13:36

:D

kalina

...filled with fire

FEichinger

@kalina I suppose this technically counts.

kalina

@FEichinger no

Wandang

guess i go quietly backwards and back to work

FEichinger

@kalina yes

kalina

13:37

it doesn't follow the agreed format

iso k4l1n4f1r3

FEichinger

@kalina There is no "agreed" format.

kalina

rfc 1337

actually there is

ask @PrivatePansy

there was an entire discussion about it

I say discussion

he basically just said no

Private Pansy

What? Oh yeah

You have to set fire to people in a specific way

FEichinger

@kalina See? And since he was the keeper ... And now I am the keeper, I'll say No just as well.

This time I'll say "No" to your format.

Frank

Good morning, Bridge

2

Wandang

13:39

@PrivatePansy test

kalina

OHNOFRANKISHERE

FEichinger

Seriously, though, "Die in a fire." and "sets fire to" are already too hard to keep track of across the network.

Wandang

my first reply

kalina

cough

I mean, hi

Wandang

@Frank cuddling

Frank

13:39

From reading a short amount of the transcript, @err is bragging about snow. I'm fairly sure I got him beat.

Wandang

kalina

beating @ErraticFox, sounds like fun, can I join in?

FEichinger

@kalina Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Frank

@wan No cuddling from you!

Private Pansy

44

Q: "Oh The Horror" Hat Club

41 people join in. Each person upvotes every answer, other than theirs, to this question. Once we have 41 answers and votes, I will systematically accept each answer in turn. 41 people get the "Oh the Horror" and "Marauder" hats. Easy. Note: as @Gilles has noted, we can't get the Marauder hat...

discussion winterbash-2013

Wandang

13:40

ErraticFox

@kalina please. No more... :'(

OrigamiRobot

Sep 5 '13 at 13:41, by OrigamiRobot

Deleting starred messages is so lame.

Private Pansy

How did none of the hat hunters on this site think of this?

OrigamiRobot

Sep 5 '13 at 13:41, by OrigamiRobot

If you wanna be cool, change them to something interesting.

kalina

@PrivatePansy I am not able to discuss this

Private Pansy

13:42

I have to go to sleep now. Goodbye hats...

kalina

It seems that other people are allowed to game the system for hats without disapproving looks though

Wandang

FEichinger

@kalina No, they're getting all of my disapproving looks, too.

And I even participated in your hat-gaming.

kalina

@Wandang you've posted three images in a row, post a fourth and I flag you for spamming

3

Wandang

thats for @ErraticFox

@kalina ಠ_ಠ

kalina

13:43

this is a chat room

not an image board

Wandang

i beg to differ

look at all the hats! :D

kalina

beg all you want, I like it when humans beg

FEichinger

@kalina Just put him on ignore ...

Wandang

you wanna lick my salty tears like scott tannerman?

south park

OrigamiRobot

@FEichinger Ignore feature is best feature.

fredley

13:45

Is Frank the new Fbueckert?

FEichinger

@fredley Frank is fbueckert.

ErraticFox

@Wandang NOWS OUR TIME! REVOLT AGAINST @kalina!

fredley

*Checks downvote count* Oh yes he is

FEichinger

@ErraticFox BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

RIGHT.

kalina

you are revolting

ErraticFox

13:46

@FEichinger WE CAN DO THIS.

fredley

@ErraticFox shhhhh

FEichinger

@ErraticFox No, no you can't.

Wandang

ಠ_ಠ

OrigamiRobot

@ErraticFox Get @DavidM too and you can have the who doesn't-use-proper-replies crew!

ErraticFox

@Wandang RAISE THEM

Unionhawk

13:47

NO

OrigamiRobot

Hello drop ins!

FEichinger

I'm inclined to add another user to my ignore list now ...

ErraticFox

:(

kalina

INCOMING PEOPLES: Hello and welcome to the Bridge.

RegDwigнt

Hello fellow bunny-ear sporter.

OrigamiRobot

13:48

@kalina inb4

kalina

Bunny ears are best ears

Arperum

@FEichinger Same here. I assume we gave a final warning.

fredley

@RegDwigнt You win, your bunny ears are awesome

RegDwigнt

В ушах ягода калина.

fredley

Best avatar/hat combo after @Ullallalloo

Wandang

13:49

xD

basically that

fredley

HamStare @Wandang

@Wandang ಠ_ಠ

3ventic

@RegDwigнt V usah ajgoda kalina?

Wandang

@fredley ಠ_ಠ

RegDwigнt

Oh my. Why would they make Season 5 after Season 2?

Kevin van der Velden

@RegDwigнt случайные русские слова?

3ventic

13:49

I'm pretty sure I can't read Russian anymore

RegDwigнt

Their counting is off.

Unionhawk

Image not found is best image

ErraticFox

@Unionhawk was about to say.

Wandang

oh god @RegDwigнt is here. he will find all my english errors

Kevin van der Velden

@Unionhawk right mouse -> open in incognito window

That way it doesn't have the referrer

fredley

13:50

@KevinvanderVelden Я думаю, что он пытается что-то сказать о Kalina

RegDwigнt

@KevinvanderVelden это почему ж это случайные. Ты — Калина, и ты в ушах. Всё как у людей.

kalina

@Wandang I wouldn't worry about it, you're one more actual image away from being flagged to death

3ventic

Too much Russian here.

RegDwigнt

Oh wait. You are not Kalina.

2

You are some random bloke.

kalina

I AM THE REAL KALINA

RegDwigнt

13:51

So many people pinging me at once.

fredley

NO, I AM THE REAL KALINA

RegDwigнt

@kalina Дадада.

Kevin van der Velden

@3ventic "Random russian words" google translated into russian is my goto response for russians playing dota in the english servers

kalina

no you are porkchop

fredley

@kalina Д, you want to mess with me

Unionhawk

13:52

NO IM THE REALLY KALINA

badp

I take a second to recalibrate my monitor and suddenly dongles.

Kevin van der Velden

I figured it's appropriate here (and I have it bookmarked so meh)

RegDwigнt

@fredley and the Prepositional ending is -e, not -a.

3ventic

@KevinvanderVelden Shouting Finnish is my goto response for Russians most of the time

fredley

@RegDwigнt I have no idea what I'm doing, I'm just using Google Translate

kalina

13:52

@fredley I spit hot borscht when I'm crushing these beats

Kevin van der Velden

@3ventic I just copy-paste the same thing every russian sentence they say

RegDwigнt

Now stop pinging me, I am in the process of finding all of @Wandang's English errors.

fredley

@kalina Blow it up like a tuba, while I'm balling in Cuba

RegDwigнt

I already found OVER 9000. And that's under his bed alone.

kalina

@RegDwigнt no need to, he is one huge error

badp

13:53

@RegDwigнt Okay.

fredley

@RegDwigнt Sorry, I'll stop

FEichinger

@kalina Now, now.

RegDwigнt

Funny badp is funny.

Wandang

@RegDwigнt no stop it

fredley

@RegDwigнt Soon

Unionhawk

13:53

All of them? Good luck.

Wandang

@RegDwigнt otherwise i need to switch to german again

RegDwigнt

No KitSox in here?

OrigamiRobot

I'm trying to think of a clever way to ping @RegDwigнt. Any suggestions?

kalina

@fredley Doing judo moves and schooling every Communist сука

RegDwigнt

See, that is why in the Tavern I have changed my name such that people can't ping me.

fredley

13:53

@kalina I'm a president in my prime, my enemies don't distract me

badp

@Reg I see.

kalina

@fredley the last man who attacked me lived a half life so comrade come at me

fredley

I wonder if Zalgo text is an acceptable SE username

Wandang

@fredley erb :D

Unionhawk

@ori with 3 letters. Like this @Reg

fredley

13:54

@kalina You don't know what you're doing when you try to bust a rhyme against a mind like Putin

FEichinger

@fredley Not anymore, I believe.

OrigamiRobot

@KAL

fredley

@FEichinger :(

badp

Maybe he has a russian lowercase e though

FEichinger

Someone did do it last year, though.

kalina

13:54

@fredley you'll find that the ex kgb is the best mc in the ex cccp

@Ori

@Reg

@bad

RegDwigнt

Moo. How do I get my new name to load.

kalina

@fre

FEichinger

DON'T YOU DARE THREE-LETTER-PING ME.

kalina

@RegDwigнt alt + f4

OrigamiRobot

@3VE

kalina

13:55

@fei

Unionhawk

@fei

FEichinger

@kalina I hate you now.

kalina

@uni

OrigamiRobot

@RON

FEichinger

@Unionhawk ignored

kalina

13:55

@FEichinger you spelt love wrong

fredley

@kal

RegDwigнt

@kalina no, that closed my browser. Any other suggestions?

Ronan Forman

@OrigamiRobot @ROB

Unionhawk

@fei don't care

FEichinger

@kalina cough cough

Tim Stone

13:55

@Tim ...Oh, wait.

4

RegDwigнt

Oh gosh, mod overflow.

fredley

@RegDwigнt gawsh

FEichinger

@RegDwigнt Nah, this is less than usual still.

kalina

OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH

Unionhawk

?

OrigamiRobot

13:56

@WIP

kalina

@uni

Unionhawk

Ah

3ventic

@OrigamiRobot WORK IN PROGRESS

kalina

@3ve

fredley

@kalina That RD looks odd

RegDwigнt

13:57

So this is what you people do all day long. You don't even procrastinate from work by playing, you procrastinate from playing by pinging.

3

kalina

@fredley the blue is off I think

fredley

@kalina Also the face shape is wrong

OrigamiRobot

@RegDwigнt PINGING IS PLAYING AND PLAYING IS PINGING

Arperum

@RegDwigнt Someone should make a mod.stackexchange.com, where all users can modabuse and mods are the only users who can't.

RegDwigнt

@kalina my huge pony!

2

FEichinger

13:57

@Arperum That's called "meta".

kalina

@RegDwigнt IS THAT A EUPHEMISM?

fredley

@kalina IT IS NOW

RegDwigнt

@kalina no you. Phemism.

FEichinger

@Arperum Also: area51.stackexchange.com/proposals/52070/moderators

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot I love that video.

kalina

13:58

OrigamiRobot

@Wipqozn Video?

Wipqozn

►

Arperum

@FEichinger I don't think it will contain enough modabuse.

Wipqozn

I thought you were making a reference to that.

fredley

@Wipqozn Haven't seen this for ages, bravo

RegDwigнt

13:59

@Wipqozn that man looks like he's about to explain how huge a fish he's caught.

kalina

@FEichinger isn't this basically a dupe of MSO?

Lazers

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fredley

@Wipqozn Such ostentatious goods that I can flaunt!

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