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9:00 PM
NO THAT WAS THE WRONG BUTTON I DIDN'T MEAN TO STAR IT
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why do everyone star everything I say?!
 
@Alvar You have never been to the Bridge, have you?
 
@FEichinger like once
 
I haven't had this many things on the star list in a long time
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and I asked a serious question!
 
9:01 PM
@SaintWacko I'm restraining myself right now because it's still three hours until new stars ...
 
Guys! @SaintWacko is the new @kalina!
 
I am disappointed that you broke the start list
 
@SaintWacko guess you need to join us in AU chat more ;)
 
It was so much better when it was full of insert coin
 
@Unionhawk Oh god
 
9:01 PM
insert coin ?
 
@Alvar Welcome to the Bridge, where stars fall from the sky and where we like linking weird stuff
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@Alvar this is a lie, I've said more than 10 things and haven't been starred once
 
@3ventic
 
@3ventic EVIL.
EEEEEVIL.
 
9:02 PM
sets @Unionhawk on fire
Hm
 
@kalina u suck I rock.
 
mouseover, see 3ventic.eu ...I know your game already ಠ_ಠ
 
Nope. Not really feeling it
 
@Alvar No, no, too obvious. You need to be a lot more subtle. We have experts at this stuff in here.
 
@SaintWacko Nobody does fire like I do.
 
9:03 PM
@kalina Nope
 
Your second rate fire is... well, second rate
 
@FEichinger haters gonna hate
 
@Alvar Hatters gonna hat
 
@Alvar you've not experienced hate until you've been on the receiving end of Bridge Hate
 
9:04 PM
@SaintWacko Cakers gonna cake
 
but I've been in solo queue on lol, that's hate.
 
Most people who have been on the receiving end of Bridge Hate are no longer around
 
and flame
and noobs.
 
@Alvar going solo is the story of your existence
poor you
 
@SaintWacko God rest their souls.
 
ZEROPUNCTUATIONWHATAVERYGOODIDEA
 
@kalina That's zero spaces, not zero punctuation
 
space is like punctuation
 
Well, it's also zero punctuation
 
@FEichinger Story of love.
 
9:06 PM
But primarily zero spaces
 
@kalina ... Really, now?
 
@FEichinger yes
 
@FEichinger apparently
 
I use Zero Punctuation to decide what games are good all of the time
far more reliable than GnomeSlice
 
I'm just surprised you hadn't thought of it yourself yet.
What with you being bored like hell.
 
9:07 PM
@kalina also it's hilarious
 
It's not something I think of often
they're so short that I like consuming multiple at once
 
@kalina Well, I now know what to do when you're bored. Maybe. Sometimes.
 
no stars? What happened to my magical star baiting abilities?
 
@kalina I stole it
 
Dammit, why was I not around to deny that one in time?
 
9:08 PM
Hey, @personwhostarredher, none of that!
 
@SaintWacko You! NEVER
 
@kalina I'm sorry, I was typing and I'm terrible at multitasking.
 
I HAVE FAILED IN MY DUTIES
 
@FEichinger u can multitask? damn.. pro
 
@Alvar one hand typing, he does it all of the time
 
9:09 PM
STOP STARRING THINGS
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@kalina How would you know? :P
 
NO MORE STARS
2
 
@kalina read, write then breath, then read again. hard work work
 
@SaintWacko DENIED
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9:09 PM
-.-
 
Did all of them go supernova?
 
@Alvar breathe*
 
Moar stars!
 
@Alvar cake
BACON \o/
 
29 secs ago, by SaintWacko
20 secs ago, by Unionhawk
33 secs ago, by Unionhawk
@SaintWacko DENIED
 
9:10 PM
@kalina cake is a lie.
 
20 secs ago, by Unionhawk
33 secs ago, by Unionhawk
@SaintWacko DENIED
 
@Unionhawk o please.
 
@Alvar nope
 
@kalina ur a lie.
 
@Alvar you're*
 
9:11 PM
@kalina You're*
 
@kalina no ur a lie ;)
 
@Alvar you're*
 
@kalina u r a lie
 
OH GOD
 
@Alvar you are*
 
9:11 PM
@Unionhawk y u r
 
NO WONDER AU IS SUCH A MESS IF YOU HAVE PEOPLE WHO SPELL "you're" as "ur"
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@kalina love u too bro.
 
I am not a bro
 
You really don't want to start a grammar war against @kalina for uranus' sake.
 
@kalina you will always be my bro ;)
 
9:12 PM
@3ventic what does Uranus have to do with ANYTHING?
 
grabs popcorn
 
@kalina Do you really want to know?
 
Welp. I think we can start the funeral now. Preemptive, I guess, but at this rate, it won't be long.
 
Since when did the Bridge devolve into toilet jokes
 
@Unionhawk I think it's a safe bet
 
9:13 PM
GnomeSlice isn't even here at the moment
You all DISGUST ME
 
@kalina since u joined ;)
 
@kalina As far as I know, it's always been there.
 
I hope you die in a fire
One big huge fire
 
I'm taking bets on how long until his body is found burned to a crisp
 
<3
 
9:13 PM
I'm giving it at most 10 minutes.
 
Finland is about to become the hottest country on the planet
 
Finland? lol
 
tbh, I expected it to happen about 10 minutes ago.
 
@kalina ...Yes, I am in Finland. A fire in Finland will get me. Yes.
 
9:14 PM
you will be able to hear the screams of äääääääääääääääääääää for miles
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@fredley Yep. Not sure what I expected.
 
@SaintWacko don't worry, I'm coming for you next
 
@kalina Ahahaha
@kalina ...shit
 
@kalina åååååååååååååååååååååååååååååå
 
@kalina I wouldn't mind that at all.
 
9:15 PM
back to Zero Punctuation
 
It's so cold here all the damn time.
 
@3ventic "Hotter than the surface of the sun" is a bit extreme though
 
@Kalina I think you just became Menno's new best friend lol
 
@kalina The surface is pretty cold...
 
Sweden is much better.
 
9:16 PM
@Alvar That's Sweden
 
home sweet home.
and there everyone was burnt to a crisp. The end.
 
I'm actually immune to my own fire
 
@kalina never said it was your fire
 
so while everybody else is burned to a crisp, I'm still here
I'm immune to all fire
 
@kalina not mine. MOHAHAHAHA.
 
9:18 PM
@Alvar wrong
 
@kalina You'll burn to a crisp from a non-fire fire.
 
@kalina no.
I'm never wrong.
 
@3ventic I... er... no
 
I'm always wrong.
 
@Alvar also wrong
 
9:19 PM
That's my specialty.
 
Since I am officially little miss technically correct, if I say you're wrong, I am technically correct
 
@Alvar You can't win. Drop it, for the sake of your own sanity.
 
@FEichinger drop it?! DID YOU SAY I SHOULD DROP IT?!!??!
@kalina no.
 
@Alvar yes, from a great height
 
Drop what?
 
9:20 PM
@kalina no from outer space. (a greater hight)
@3ventic the bomb.
 
@3ventic his face
 
The bomb?
 
thee bomb.
 
I have no idea what you're talking about.
 
no one else does either. not even me.
 
9:22 PM
@Alvar Now you have understood the whole idea behind The Bridge.
 
@3ventic troll to win?
 
@Alvar Not understanding anything but still talking about it
 
@3ventic isn't that what I just did?
and won.
 
84 hour work weeks are draining.
 
@Fluttershy My weeks are 168 hours long, why are yours only half the length
 
9:26 PM
@Fluttershy No-lifers can't play that much games in a week, what are you doing?
 
sleep is overrated.
 
@Alvar you're wrong
 
@kalina @Fluttershy doesn't sleep. When he closes his eyes, he jumps forward in time a few hours.
 
@kalina I'm never wrong haven't you learnd that yet? ;)
 
@Alvar underrated
 
9:27 PM
7 mins ago, by kalina
Since I am officially little miss technically correct, if I say you're wrong, I am technically correct
 
Why do all my chat messages appear twice for a while..?
 
@3ventic you are underrated ;)
 
@Alvar Thanks.
 
@kalina I'm still correct.
 
@Alvar wrong
 
9:28 PM
beacuse I know the cake is a lie.
 
Technically
The cake is only a lie if no-one made the cake.
 
you can't argue with the cake.
 
Did someone make the cake?
 
RadioShack didn't have any orange LEDs
 
I don't hear a yes so I conclude that the cake is a lie.
 
9:28 PM
they said there would be cake, they were lying.
 
@Alvar No. That's my line. As such, You are wrong.
 
Good night, Bridge.
 
@FEichinger I'm always right.
 
@Alvar Nope.
 
@3ventic the bridge never sleeps.
 
9:29 PM
@Alvar wrong
 
So looks like I'm just going to be jerking all weekend.
 
@Alvar I didn't say anything about sleeping.
 
there is a 1-2 hour period where the bridge is quite quiet
 
@OrigamiRobot oh u did not just say dat :P
 
@OrigamiRobot you're going to be jerking all weekend?
 
9:30 PM
Most of it. I'll be done by Sunday.
 
@OrigamiRobot Just in time for church?
I need to get out of here.
Good night
 
I am now up to date on Zero Punctuations
@3ventic BYE
 
Also, just a reminder, Desert Bus for Hope 7 starts today.
 
I already have the meat, but I don't know how I am on the other ingredients.
 
@OrigamiRobot just jerk the meat
 
9:34 PM
@kalina The meat needs to be marinated pre-jerking.
 
@OrigamiRobot I've heard it helps your meat taste better when you do. Not that I've tried it.
 
Wow, I am low on jerking materials.
 
Do you use non-stick cooking spray for jerking?
 
Jerking is not sticky. At least not when I do it.
 
@OrigamiRobot Well, duh, you're a robot.
@Lazers Why is this not dead yet? Burn it already, you lazy spam flaggers.
 
9:48 PM
I was about to say the same thing. 10 downvotes and obviously not 10 spam votes.
 
NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo........................
This is an image of a person playing Mass Effect 4:
I hate that person and wish he was dead
 
I feel like I may be missing some context here.
 
All context was provided
This is an image of a person drawing artwork for Mass Effect 4:
 
@kalina omg spoilers
 
And this is an image of a person drawing a character from Mass Effect 4:
 
9:53 PM
@kalina I think you misunderstand me.
 
It's still going to be like 2 years before I can even play the next Mass Effect
I think I'm going to have to move to Canada and get a job at Bioware
@Fluttershy nope, didn't misunderstand at all
 
I've worked 84 hours in the last week. Yes, the week is 164 hours long, but I have worked 84 of those.
 
Image spam.
 
There are more, I stopped
primarily because meh bioshockk
 
9:56 PM
Source. Link.
 
but look! Childrens' books of our favourite games
 
I'm sorry, my "publicly agreeing with you" quota is used up for today.
 
Science!
ft. Morgan Freeman
And a bunch of scientists
 
@kalina Where did you find those?
 
on the internet
 
10:05 PM
@kalina They just tweeted that they're hiring artists and animators, you could always steal @GnomeSlice's degree and apply.
 
@SaintWacko You have the pictures - just do a reverse image search on Google.
 
@TimStone I don't do graphics
I will happily do game testing for them though
 
@JasonBerkan I just tracked back using the url
 
I am the best tester in the world
 
@kalina Bug #174555 - Aliens do not burn correctly.
 
10:08 PM
weapon firing doesn't feel like it has enough impact
enemy seems to be immune to fire
 
THAT'S BULLSHIT!! BUY TORGUE!
 
Not enough fire options in skill tree.
 
WHEN I LET OFF A GRENADE THE WORLD SHOULD SHAKE AND THERE SHOULD BE FIRE
WHAT'S THE POINT IN USING FROSTBITE 3 IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BLOW A FUCKING HOLE IN THE WALL WHEN I USE A GRENADE?
"I think you're taking this too seriously"
Grenades removed: testing showed the game world didn't reflect the use of grenades correctly
 
@kalina FUUUUUUU-
@kalina You use thermite grenades, don't you?
 
@kalina That's exactly why Team Fortress 2 doesn't have grenades.
 
10:13 PM
phosphorus ammunition removed: the amount of fire required by the testers impacted the frame rate too much
the ability to jump has been removed, testers kept getting stuck in an inaccessible part of the map
 
No wait, my bad, grenades were removed from TF2 because they wanted to make the classes more unique.
 
@Powerlord Also, I remember TF Classic gameplay revolving entirely around using grenades.
 
0
Q: Why is my MFR Harvester harvesting blocks BEHIND it?

EnderI'm attempting to set up a sapling farm to feed into my bioreactor. However my harvester keeps harvesting my nearest building, despite the fact that the building is located BEHIND the harvester, which is supposed to only harvest blocks in front of it. What gives?

 
@Yuki That too.
 
Apparently, people stopped using their normal weapons because grenades outclassed pretty much everything.
 
10:21 PM
I wanted to start working on some stuff, then I noticed it's less than 10 minutes before going home time
 
@kalina I see you play games the way I do
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets is a action-adventure game with heavy platformer elements published by Electronic Arts and developed by Eurocom for the PlayStation 2, Xbox, GameCube and Game Boy Advance systems. It was simultaneously co-developed by Amaze Entertainment for Windows, Mac and the Game Boy Color systems. An original version was also created for the PlayStation by Argonaut Games. This was also the last game released for the Game Boy Color in North America and the last Harry Potter game to be released on PlayStation. Gameplay The game's core gameplay is simple. Taking...
First game I remember escaping from the level in
 
And time to head home. o/
 
Ahaha
I just found a bug in Spelunky that allows me to throw a rock from behind myself
In other words, straight at myself -.-
Also, I've lost my monkey
3
 
10:46 PM
-2
Q: This question should not have been closed once, let alone twice

SevenSidedDieThe question How can I implement currency on my server? has been closed not once, but twice. Apparently by people who don't play on Bukkit servers or participate in the wider Minecraft discussion communities? The asker is very evidently confused, but they are also very clearly – to those who have...

 
Ugh, what else should I order from Mouser?
 
I get so sick of the "Hurr durr you must not know anything about anything" argument against closures.
 
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A: This question should not have been closed once, let alone twice

kalinaAs much as I don't want to know names around - I asked our #1 Minecrafter answerer (fredley) whether the edit made that resulted in the reopening of the question fundamentally changed the meaning of the question and he said yes - thereby invalidating your opinion that it the actions were taken "b...

 
11:03 PM
@kalina -know +throw?
 
I'm tired
get off my back
 
I was just helping :(
 
also; yes
 
I'm going to the store so I can start jerking.
 
@Fluttershy This
Geez, @OrigamiRobot, stop mass-star-baiting
 
11:07 PM
this is not an answer; flagged — Doorknob 28 mins ago
10/10, helpful comment
 
@doorknob you know that flags are "secret"?
 
@Braiam Unless, of course, you announce you flagged it...
 
@kalina "that it the actions taken"
 
hm?
grrr
 
11:11 PM
@kalina In your meta answer. You said "that it the actions taken" when talking about what the porkchop said.
 
BLA
do you know how much BLA I am outputting at the moment?
so much BLA that BLA BLA BLA BLA. Understood?
now there is evidence that I had to edit it to get it perfect
which results in more bla
 
@kalina It could be worse. I could have edited it for you.
 
grrr
 
@kalina I was just trying to help. ._.
 
it's fine
 
11:14 PM
People put sugar in their beef jerky? Gross.
 
my meta posts are always full of typos and extra words
because I just type the contents of my brain into the little box and click answer before somebody else jumps in
 
Biltong is a variety of food cured meat that originated in South Africa. Various types of meat are used to produce it, ranging from beef and game meats to fillets of ostrich from commercial farms. It is typically made from raw fillets of meat cut into strips following the grain of the muscle, or flat pieces sliced across the grain. It is similar to beef jerky in that they are both spiced, dried meats. The typical ingredients, taste and production processes differ, the main difference being that biltong is usually thicker (from cuts up to 1" (25 mm) thick), while jerky is rarely mo...
Apparently this is what I am making.
I am still going to call it jerky so I can keeping making jokes about jerking.
 
you jerk too much
 
I can't believe my star baiting comment failed so miserably
 
@kalina I haven't jerked in at least 6 months.
 
11:18 PM
@OrigamiRobot you don't jerk enough
 
I'm going to have to use an extension cord and do it in the laundry room so the cat can mess with it.
 
Enjoy life, eat out more often
 
@kalina I am usually limited to jerking on the weekend because it takes 4-5 hours.
 
Instead of getting myself banned for language, I'm just going to say I'm tired of this community's dynamic around close votes and request a voluntary sabbatical-ban. — SevenSidedDie 2 mins ago
Huh
@kalina That was awful
 
@SaintWacko there's a picture that goes with it
but I'd get banned
 
11:21 PM
@kalina I'll bet
 
Plus the butcher shop rarely has top round on hand so I have to order it way in advance.
 
Ha! Just found the picture
I like it
 
Today, they happened to have it, so this weekend I jerk.
 
I hate farmers.
 
11:28 PM
 
@Ullallulloo wat
 
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Q: Do Asian (esp. Japanese) people have longer intestines than people of European descent?

ssbIt appears to be a common strain of folk wisdom in Asia (or at least in Japan) that Asian people traditionally have had diets based on plants while Westerners have had diets based on meat, and therefore Asians have longer intestines that are suited to digesting plants. I thought this was an inter...

 
@Ullallulloo As an Asian, I would like to know this.
 
user58869
@kalina I LIKE IT
 
11:34 PM
@RedRiderX Awww, this lady is delightful!
 
user58869
 
user58869
i like it
 
@OrigamiRobot Yeah, she's the comics vlogger for Geek & Sundry.
 
That freehand circle +look of disapproval took forever,BTW.
 
11:35 PM
@kalina Baker cat!
@Ullallulloo And we all appreciate it.
 
@RedRiderX I am smitten.
 
@Alex I saw this movie for the first time recently.
 
so dinky
 
@BenBrocka That's a full tower, yes?
 
Yes, lil under 2 feet
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11:40 PM
@BenBrocka that big huh?
 
Quite big
 
how wide?
 
9.1"
(I actually have the spec sheet open since someone asked)
 
that is certainly quite wide
 
11:43 PM
@BenBrocka Too big for me.
 
0
Q: Where to find main characters cars after leaving them?

Aaron128lIn GTA5 I upgraded Trevors truck during the campaign. I drove off to a mission in another car and when I returned I couldn't find it. I went to the safe house condo and to the garage up nothing has turned up. Could it be the vehicle impound cause the cops might have gotten it? Any help would be v...

0
Q: Getting wonder skin on Venomoth

Shelby. SI've caught over 20 Venomoths in the friend's safari, but yet none of them have Wonder Skin, serebii.net says that Wonderskin is indeed available on XY, am I doing this wrong? Are the chances very low?

 
@Lazers...
 
0
Q: Tiny tower re stocking

BubblegumHi guys I was wondering if you could help me with tiny tower, I was just checking up and went to the floor that were restocking when I saw the a green line was going through the page on the bar that shows you how far it is to being done, also it says that it will take 2 days to restock! I have no...

 
Someone hates jerky.
 
Apparently
 
11:53 PM
I still need to go to the store, but stupid @RedRiderX made me watch this
 
@SaintWacko @RedRiderX Do you have some time to join us for some "D&D" campaign planning?
 
@OrigamiRobot To be fair, you didn't say 'jerky'.
 
user15026
@GnomeSlice But the context was clear
 
@AshleyNunn I dunno, from the stars list it looks pretty flaggable to me.
Dinnertime.
 

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