The Bridge

Q: How do I get the Explosive Tip?

I really need to get sushi this week.

If I don't I might just do something crazy.

user15026

Dude, don't even, that is barely withdrawal!

Lazers

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In Call of Duty Black Ops for the DS, I see others using an Explosive Tip online. I have unlocked all the weapons except this one, so where or how can I get it?

call-of-duty-black-ops

Sterno

12:04 AM

Eating sushi counts as crazy.

@Sterno How dare you!

YOU USED TO BE COOL

NOW YOU'RE JUST OLD

How can you dislike sushi?

WHY

I happen to agree with @Sterno, and as such, that makes his opinion 20% cooler.

@kalina No, it just means you're both wrong.

Sushi is delicious.

you must turn back from the darkness

and embrace the seaweedy goodness

12:06 AM

Sushi does not agree with me

and as such, you are the weird one

oh

okay

@kalina Your face doesn't agree with me. OOO

@Unionhawk that's fine because my opinion is 20% more relevant

@kalina I am bacon, thus your argument is invalid

@OMGBACONROFL downvotes you back down below 25 rep

12:08 AM

oh

okay

(I would never do that)

Hey, new guy

@GnomeSlice Hi, you

@OMGBACONROFL What's up? =]

although it would be quite funny to find an annoying user who's just got enough rep to chat and then downvote them so they can't chat anymore

12:09 AM

@GnomeSlice Killing time atm till something pops up that I can answer

@OMGBACONROFL gaming.stackexchange.com/questions?sort=unanswered

@OMGBACONROFL What do you play?

games, obviously

@GnomeSlice Dota 2, ac3, minecraft

@kalina Yeah, I hunt that section all the time

@kalina That's a lot of questions which need to be deleted in order to improve our answer rate.

12:10 AM

not so much ac3 anymore

Oo, can't help you with those. Haven't played Minecraft in over a year.

oh no, more minecrafters

I'm just a general minecraft player, nothing fancy

@Wipqozn Huh?

@Wipqozn ...

@Wipqozn technically one of the best answered:unanswered ratios on the network

12:11 AM

@GnomeSlice Answer rate = percentage of all questions which have an answer. Closed/Deleted answers don't count.

but yeah, we could improve it by just deleting them all

@kalina Yeah, but not 100%

@Wipqozn I know what answer rate is. I don't know what you're talking about in the message I replied to though.

@Wipqozn he's "huh'ing" because you responded to him instead of me

Oh.

Now it makes sense.

12:12 AM

because you are obviously tired turtle

I have no idea what you're talking about .I clearly replied to @kalina.

I was going to ask if he misresponded, but I figured I was just misunderstanding it.

@OMGBACONROFL sssh don't say that

we don't really want to delete those questions but if you make challenging comments like that they'll vanish

:11818577 We can dream.

isaidnothing

12:13 AM

today we achieved a major victory, by vanquishing the multiplayer tag

it is cause for celebration

they will sing shows about this day

asdf Apparently I can't host Payday. My computer breaks it too much.

why does everybody hate the multiplayer tag?

oh yeah i'm playing a lot of payday 2 recently too

because it's a bad tag

Oh no hides back in his broken lobby

@kalina That doesn't really answer his question.

user15026

12:15 AM

@Wipqozn An explanation of -why- would be good :)

@Wipqozn yes but, since when have I ever provided answers that didn't raise more questions?

I want to keep this new avatar but I want to keep my old one too

@kalina I would think if it was tagged with a game name it would be acceptable

@AshleyNunn Where were you when people were dissing Sushi, huh?HUUUUH?!

@GnomeSlice combine the two and make a glorious new avatar

12:15 AM

I needed your stars @AshleyNunn, but you never gave them.

@OMGBACONROFL only in the same way that tagging portal questions with cake is useful

@OMGBACONROFL No, that would ruin both of them

@kalina hm

@Wipqozn Wait, people were dishing out free sushi and I missed it?

@kalina cake is best tag.

12:16 AM

it's not a useful tag though is it

@TimStone You're crazy.

ISIT

@Wipqozn I blame baby-induced sleep deprivation.

YES IT IS. ARE WE RUNNING OUT OF TAGS?

@TimStone solution: don't have babies

@Unionhawk SHUSH YOU WITH YOUR BAD ARGUMENTS

user15026

12:17 AM

@Wipqozn WHAT WHY

hi everyone

@TimStone Babies are the worst.

OrigamiRobot

@kalina Sing shows?

13 mins ago, by Sterno

Eating sushi counts as crazy.

user15026

@TimStone babies can be blamed for a lot of world ills ;)

12:17 AM

@OrigamiRobot well, too late to edit now

@OrigamiRobot I'm going to pull out the "it's 1am" card and wave it around a bit

@Wipqozn He tried to keep me from playing Pokemon earlier, the monster.

@kalina I was going to wait until the edit window passed to point it out but then I forgot.

and then I'm going to go... "WTF? IT'S 1AM? WHYYYYYYYYYY"

@qwertyk31 Good Morning.

@TimStone thats evil

12:18 AM

@Wipqozn evil turtle :(

OrigamiRobot

@kalina You shouldn't wave that around in public.

2

come on people

post more dota 2 questions

i neeeeeeds it

user15026

@TimStone Obviously your child does not yet understand awesome.

@OMGBACONROFL Why don't YOU post some Dota 2 questions?

@kalina i know too much

12:19 AM

Share your knowledge then

@OMGBACONROFL noo more pokemon questions

@AshleyNunn His mind is clouded by extravagances such as food and needing to be changed...but he'll learn in time.

@OMGBACONROFL There's 6 unanswered DOTA 2 questions: gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/tagged/dota-2

Take a shot at answering them.

You'll need to click the "unanswered" tab.

also, what he said

7

user15026

12:19 AM

@TimStone Food, psh. Changing. So NEEDY.

Lmao that turned out hilarious

@GnomeSlice Do it.

@GnomeSlice it's beautiful

user15026

@GnomeSlice This is.....I am not sure if awesome or alarming is right

@AshleyNunn I know! Craziness.

12:20 AM

@AshleyNunn both

@AshleyNunn in equal measures

user15026

@kalina awesomely alarming, or alarmingly awesome?

@kalina sounds about right.

The stance is just so...yeah.

@AshleyNunn ooh, now that's a difficult one

and yet so awesome too.

user15026

@kalina I know, right?

12:21 AM

@Wipqozn had a look at those earlier, they refer to source commands, nametags, hardware issues, and skill ratings

who has pokemon X/Y?

I'm going to go with alarmingly awesome

Alola

Talk about Pokemon here. Battle, trade, and just have fun!

Everyone in there.

user15026

@kalina I do think that fits better.

which i'm sort of hopeless wth

user15026

12:21 AM

@qwertyk31 Sadly not yet me

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice If you don't make that your gravatar, you are a terrible person. :P

including me!

I'm not that far though.

Only picked it up yesterday, and haven't played much today.

@AshleyNunn why not?

@Fluttershy I concur.

@qwertyk31 She hates fun.

user15026

@Wipqozn Stupid turtle that is not true

user15026

12:23 AM

@qwertyk31 Lack of gaming cash atm

@Wipqozn I have 30hr on y

I really should make a gapless version of my avatar for small resolutions

smaller than 'full' that is.

@GnomeSlice My avatar is better

@qwertyk31 Thanks.

@GnomeSlice no one can top my avatar

12:25 AM

It looks okay at full size.

Anything smaller looks fucked up though

user15026

@GnomeSlice Your face is very big

@GnomeSlice image not found

It showed up for me.

So the dev of paranautical activity is trying to upload his latest Let's Play to Redtube since youtube is taking so long to process it

12:26 AM

@qwertyk31 Should work now.

he's not a valid pornstar

I'm going to go watch Museum Secrets.

@AshleyNunn Would have been funnier if you said 'head' instead. :P

user15026

@GnomeSlice my phrasing was deliberate

@GnomeSlice yep

12:26 AM

@BenBrocka I really didn't need to know you were surfing porn.

@BenBrocka Did you hear about all the negative stuff the Paranautical Activity devs had going on when they were on Groupees?

No no he's UPLOADING porn. Well actually a Let's Play of Outlast

A lot of people got very angry

@GnomeSlice no

@BenBrocka You upload your Let's Play videos to a porn site?

12:28 AM

@BenBrocka Check it out

I didn't see any of it firsthand

I'm learning more about your hobbies than I wanted to know, @BenBrocka.

And they seem okay to me

user15026

My prof is entertaining us on our break with REALLY good shadow puppets

@GnomeSlice OH, yeah Spooder is pretty vocal when something's fucked up

user15026

I love this class.

12:30 AM

> I'd generally say the paranautical developers are just horrible to work with. Mike (spooder) seems to have been making a fuss out of everything prematurely, purely as a publicity stunt. Also given their past behaviour and overall reaction to criticism, i would without a doubt say that they are some of the most horrible indie developers i have seen, from a community standpoint.

I lost 50 rep yesterday :)

@BenBrocka Someone loosely transcribed some of the discourse from the Groupees chat with them. Sounded pretty... I dunno. hostile. forums.steampowered.com/forums/…

@Fluttershy Satisfied?

@qwertyk31 actually, 50 rep that you shouldn't have got was reset by the system

So much GnomeSlice

@kalina i know it was just interesting

12:39 AM

Doing google reverse image searches on these is fun

it's only interesting when there is cake involved

because cake is always interesting

so delicious and moist

@kalina lies

@qwertyk31 :o

user15026

@kalina I wish I had cake

12:40 AM

HAHAHA I actually won something lol. There was this really dumb contest where I had to name a dress and my thorough knowledge of bad puns won be a 50 dollar gift card to the shop

@AshleyNunn so do I :(

@qwertyk31 I hate this ad.

GnomeSlice, Ottawa, Canada

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minecraft die2nite soul-calibur-5 steam bioshock xbox-360 bleed

user15026

@spugsley Dannng, that is still awesome

@AshleyNunn bahahaha yes

user15026

@spugsley buy yourself something pretty now, y'hear? :P

12:43 AM

@AshleyNunn it's hard to decide what to buy :p This is a slightly expensive store so 50 dollars is one thing among MANY SHINY PRETTY THINGS

@GnomeSlice The many faces of Gnomeslice.

Hey you even kept the one I made!

@RedRiderX Which?

That was such an awful photoshop job.

@GnomeSlice "gnomebrawl"

Hey, I like that one

@GnomeSlice It was definitely done in hast.

user15026

12:46 AM

@spugsley augh, decisions :P

fbueckert's badge doesn't have the right orientation.

fbueckert's face doesn't have the right orientation

@kalina Especially since it's a badge.

indeed

That must get awkward at times.

12:49 AM

WOW FUCKING THANKS FOR SPOILERS HULU

@spugsley spoiler markup required

I get on. And there's a giant banner about Bones and Booth getting married -____-

user15026

@spugsley oh noes spoilers are dumbsauce

BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN CHAIN WATCHING BONES FOR FOUR SEASONS SO FAR ON HULU

oh oops

I've been watching it on Netflix :3 my bad

SORRY HULU

user15026

aww hug

user15026

12:56 AM

Keep watching, though, the getting there is the good bits

Anybody heard of 9.03M?

user15026

Also, unrelated, but Pets is in public beta now so all you guys should come ask GOOD QUALITY pet questions

Q: Hunter pet not keeping aggro on some Timeless Isle mobs

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Lazers

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I have a level 90 hunter running around Timeless Isle for the past two weeks. I noticed that for some elite mobs, like the Death Adder, I get aggro just after three shots. My pet, with Growl set to auto-cast, can't seem to hold aggro on these elite mobs. I also noticed this occur on some of the r...

world-of-warcraft

Dark Matter pulled from Steam after team is laid off

CC @BenBrocka

That's a shame, that game looked pretty good.

1:03 AM

Everybody Is The Best At Something!

user15026

Asteroid Impacts! YES!

@LessPop_MoreFizz My poor bandwidth.

I think it gave up after about a third of the image.

user15026

Russia - Raspberries? Really?

@AshleyNunn Raspberries And Nuclear Warheads is a rad band name.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz A lot of these would make awesome band names, for sure.

1:06 AM

Middle Paleolithic Flake Tool Techniques is more of an album title.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz That is like.....Fiona Apple length.

@LessPop_MoreFizz lol

user15026

I am so hungry why am I always hungry during this claaaaaaassssssss.

@AshleyNunn pffft. that is like... 5% of a Fiona Apple album title.

@AshleyNunn y u not pay attention in class

1:11 AM

9.03m is now available in the IGS Store for $1.99 - it's an emotional game about the Japanese Tsunami: https://indiegamestand.com/store/629/903m/

Tweeted by IndieGameStand on October 22, 2013 at 8:25 PM

...huh

user15026

@qwertyk31 I am :D Trust me, this is the highlight of my week in terms of lectures. This music class is AWESOME.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz You have a point

user15026

Needs more words.

what is this I don't even

user15026

WHY DO I CLICK @GNOMESLICE LINKS IN CLASS

1:19 AM

@AshleyNunn ...It's not that bad...

user15026

@GnomeSlice The person behind me tried to shut my laptop

user15026

I mean I dont think it is that bad either, not as bad as it could be

user15026

but really, really weird

@AshleyNunn It's pretty weird.

user15026

It is more the wtf-ery that I am remarking on

user15026

1:20 AM

like someone had to THINK that up

The single written review is hilarious, but you probably shouldn't read it @AshleyNunn. Trigger warning.

user15026

@GnomeSlice Thank you, hun.

I'll post part that's okay though

> One time a pinecone climbed up my urethra during anal sex with gojira and a silver back ape. BITCH. THERE IS A SURPLUS OF MATH ON MY SCREEN."

Attack of the 50 Foot Woman

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I don't even know

1:22 AM

I. Er.

user15026

@GnomeSlice Still kinda NSFW

@LessPop_MoreFizz Yeeeeeeeeah.

._.

@AshleyNunn Yeah, maybe slightly...

lmao

Also @Android people: play.google.com/store/apps/…

Q: Which silencer is the quietest?

Oh man I love abort sequences. I can't believe I saved that.

Lazers

1:28 AM

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As far as I am aware, there are several silencers, but I'm not sure which one is the quietest. I'm trying to do a mission silently, but the standard silencer on my pistol alerted the guards and I failed to do the mission stealthily. Are there any quieter silencers than the standard one?

payday-2

1:41 AM

@AshleyNunn That's a late class.

Isn't it past 9 where you are?

@Wipqozn I regularly had classes that were once/week from 6:30-9:45 (with a 15 minute break in the middle), back when I was in college. It's pretty common at schools where there are a lot of non-traditional students

In SubLight, you're tasked with managing your ship on the generations long trip between each star system, keeping them happy, healthy, and under control

also

edenstargame.com

@LessPop_MoreFizz You are a fan of SpaceChem right?

2:03 AM

@GnomeSlice I appreciate it, but I am too dumb to be particularly good at it.

my ex-gf was super super super into it