@FEichinger Wait, you had a button for "wat"? LAZINESS

The @GnomeSlice YouTube feed

It's 48 pages.

There we go, it now acts as if you ctr+v'ed it in.

Spam

Incidentally, I'm watching more on that HowToBasic channel... wtf, @GnomeSlice?

France is hositle with me again.

Zeus damn it France, make up your mind.

@Wipqozn What did you do this time!

@RonanForman Nothing.

France is just a giant jerk.

Were you supposed to do something? Because I'd be pissed too.

I wasn't supposed to do anything. France is just dumb.

Now we're friendly again

France, make up your mind.

Hey! France is going through some stuff right now, just give it some slack.

WTF AM I WATCHING?

@RonanForman ugh, fine!

We'll do it your way.

and now they're hostilet owards me again.

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Oh god no.

The ottomans and Great Britian?

I'm sorry portugal, but I can't help you.

That's just suicide.

What does the fox say?

@qwertyk31 Son, you're late to the party. In fact, you are very late.

but a decline is 25 presitage lost.

Maan, people, stop getting involved in wars against huge nations.

Just roll over and die.

I suppose I should at least look at what nations are on each side..

hm, It's just the ottomans and great Britian, against quite a few other nations..

but some fo those nations are terrible

and it's the ottomans and great britian

uuugh, and I'm still military level behind

@Wipqozn Wait, the Ottomans are teaming up with Great Britain?

My ilitary seems to be quite a bit larger than britians, but I'm still on levle behind, which can make a hueg difference.

@Yuki I didn't even realize they were friends.

I don't understand why.

@Wipqozn That's because, if I remember my European History correctly, they weren't.

No, they weren't.

Heck, Great Britain was a key player in dividing the Ottoman Empire up.

EUIV strays from history the moment you unpause the game.

@Wipqozn Yeah. I was thinking about Crusader Kings 2 when a lot of things still go the same way.

Same things still go the same way, others don't.

Great B is a huge pain to attack though.

They're just an Island.

IT's so hard to get troops onto that thing.

@Wipqozn Welcome to Hitlers Nightmare.

If I'm lucky maybe my allies won't be terrible and will do a good job fighting off the enemy so I don't need to give anything up, or be involved in some drawn out war.

The Ottomans wouldn't be so annoying if it wasn't for the fact they're out of reach by land for me, unless I make military access alliances with everyone and their mom.

But they get into wars wit heveryone, and if I'm allied I get dragged in, and then it goes terrile because the ottomans are the ottomans and I'm on the other side of the map and can't even contribute.

Although considering they are the ottomans I'm not sure how much I could even help. Bloody Ottomans, being a military power house.

Why don't the other countries just join The Ottomans?

They're not so bad to live under. You can practice any religion you won't, they don't care.

Unlike some other places in during the time of the ottomans.

and of course a few days in and the ottomans already have won multiple victories. I'm so surprised.

Oh, milan as joined against us. Maybe I'll stroll over ang give milan a bloody nose.

Oh no, the ottomans are out with their huge ass war fleet. Do they even bother with trade ships? My word.