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13:00
@FEichinger I don't need to provide explanations, the person I was telling nope to has been in chat significantly longer than I
I think he meant "nor @kalina"
now you're just guessing and/or giving him methods of escape from the corner he's backing into
@OrigamiRobot That's true, actually. There actually is a typo there. Go figure.
see
Stop this pointless argument and star my link
13:01
now look what you've done
@fredley no
@kalina What's that to do with escaping? I'm saying you were right, there was a typo!
@kalina :(
@FEichinger oh ok, I like being right
@kalina You were not right in that I was still talking about @fredley, not @RonanForman.
Nothing @FEichinger said implies he was talking about @RonanForman
13:02
@FEichinger alteration declined, correctness already locked in
also, my nope was in direct response to "fredley can read deleted messages"
@OrigamiRobot Indeed.
I fail to see why you're unable to comprehend something so basic
@kalina So? As was my reply link.
@FEichinger so was your face
Nothing @FEichinger said implies he was disagreeing with @kalina
13:03
@kalina I'm not unable to comprehend it! I just gave more info than you did.
Withholding information is one of the cornerstones of my ability to confuse
> Seriously, you scare children and their parents alike, all while wowing them with your design sense.
I am behaving as designed
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@kalina Nobody disagrees on that.
@FEichinger STOP DISAGREEING WITH ME
13:05
@kalina I'M NOT DISAGREEING.
Something something your face.
@kalina HE IS TOO BUSY AGREEING
I was just providing you with a bit of misdirection to keep you busy while I answered the phone
CHILL OUT ALREADY
@kalina WE'RE ALL CHILLED. YOU STARTED THE CAPS.
I HAVE NOT ENABLED MY CAPSLOCK KEY SINCE 2001
@fredley I feel bad for missing three or four questions :(
13:07
@kalina THEN STOP SHIFTING ALREADY.
SHIFTING FOUNDS THE BASIS OF MY DAILY KEYBOARD EXERCISE
^ Basically what is happening right now
Oh @OrigamiRobot I was meant to give you something earlier but forgot.
no it's not, we're still using actual words
user image
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Sorry it's a bit late.
13:08
@OrigamiRobot This is a terrible image thing, and you should feel terrible.
@Arperum it's ok, everything about him is terrible
the FILTHY BACKSTABBING ENTICER OF GAME PURCHASES BEFORE DESERTING ME
Everybody about me?
@kalina Anything I could respond to that would be inappropriate.
yes, everybody
As in everyone around me? I agree.
13:09
I need to get photoshop on this laptop, that was painful to make in paint.net
@RonanForman MS Paint ftw
@RonanForman Obviously that's why it's late.
@RonanForman How about GIMP?
@RonanForman That's not your real signature.
@OrigamiRobot No it is not.
@5pike I'll give it a go.
13:10
What a liar!
@RonanForman This expired yesterday! You should not be room owner.
@fredley It's not for me. That's for origami.
And to the left: The joke going right over @fredley's head.
@RonanForman Oh.
@FEichinger I'm a porkchop, I don't even have a head
Good morning, Bridge
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13:11
oh god
@fbueckert hi
@fbueckert Nope
as if the bridge wasn't full of people misunderstanding already
@fredley That actually explains quite a lot, now that you mention it.
now @fbueckert is here!
I mean... ahem
13:11
@fbueckert HI!
@3ventic Mr Paint?
@kalina Oh? What am I going to misunderstand?
@fredley It's trying to be an S
@3ventic Ms Paint?
13:12
@fbueckert I duno, you've probably just got to work so applying pressure that puts you in a bad mood was probably not a good idea
@fredley Sure.
appears with coffee
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@TimStone You are my favourite person
@TimStone white, no sugar, thanks
@TimStone I hope you brought enough for the whole class.
13:12
@TimStone Black and strong for me
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@fredley you're still talking about coffee, right?
MeatStare @kalina
Just kidding, The Bridge has no class.
@kalina ಠ_ಠ
@fredley Yes, MeatStare in this context definitely helps your case.
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13:13
Kids! Calm down!
MeatStare @PrivatePansy
@PrivatePansy ಠ_ಠ
@OrigamiRobot It would be rather rude of me if I didn't.
I just came back doing a job which a cardboard cutout would've done better
@PrivatePansy @OrigamiRobot?
@PrivatePansy are you saying you're less effective than cardboard?
13:14
@kalina If you're talking about the whole GTA deal, I don't really care which way it goes.
@kalina In this case, yes
Speaking of black and strong, brb
@PrivatePansy Did you stand around posing with a thumbs up all day?
@fbueckert me either, I was kinda referencing that but I meant in general, due to all of the disagreement in this room today
@fredley That still doesn't help your case.
13:15
Everybody just needs to accept that I'm right and move on
@fredley No, non-sentient cardboard cutout would have sufficed
@kalina Yes, all the disagreement you made up.
I didn't
@Wipqozn you probably already knew this, but I just found out you can stair jump to entirely different dungeon levels. I'd been doing it the hard way and jumping to the current level's stairs, going down, jumping to the next stairway, etc
you misunderstood me
13:16
@TZHX No need to thank me. He did the same thing to me on my now-deleted answer. =P
That's it, I'm declaring shenanigans. I have no idea what's going on, but it's happening.
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@TimStone Close. I was directing traffic. The problem was the text which a cardboard cutout could hold would communicate the information I was required to impart to the drivers more effectively than my vague gesturing
@kalina Learn to express it properly, then.
@FEichinger you only live once and you're not coming back, so express yourself
Shenanigans have been declared! Everyone choose your weapons!
@PrivatePansy Oh, yeah, that sounds rather obnoxious.
> BUG: Government occasionally shuts down
@fbueckert I like how it is become a habit of starring this message.
@OrigamiRobot White Phosphorous
I think the SAF has the human resource capacity equivalent to Stalin's Russia
13:18
@OrigamiRobot I choose a sandwich.
@kalina You did not just ... No ... can't be. Oh my god. No.
@kalina has chosen death by White Phosphorous.
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@Arperum I still don't know why, though.
@OrigamiRobot IMMUNE TO BURNING
@RonanForman has choosed death by a sandwich
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13:19
@OrigamiRobot Yay!
@OrigamiRobot chose penis
@fbueckert I didn't start it today >_<
@fbueckert I assume because it annoys the Paperbot.
@OrigamiRobot "has chosed"?
@FEichinger he's American, don't question his ability to use the correct word or spell anything correctly
@FEichinger Grow up, man.
13:19
I choose old age
Morning bridge, I return from eating tiny pies
I think boredom would suffice for me
@KevinvanderVelden YOU ATE ALL THE PIES?
@KevinvanderVelden How dare you not bring me one?
hmmm
13:20
@KevinvanderVelden Cup-pies? Please say cup-pies please say cup-pies please say cup-pies
the last six messages in a row have been posted by ponies
@kalina But ... but ... You know ... and ... All that.
@OrigamiRobot I choose a George Forman Lean Mean Fat Reducin' Grilling Machine
@FEichinger Better?
@FEichinger c-c-c-combobreaker
13:21
@kalina I only ate one :( My coworkers ate the rest
@kalina Also: c-c-c-... OH SCREW YOU.
@Arperum because MWUAHAHAHA
@FEichinger inb4
@OrigamiRobot ... Now my eyes hurt.
@PrivatePansy That would be an accurate name for them yes
13:21
I didn't get a death :-(
Cup-pies is a thing that needs to exist. Make it so @AshleyNunn
@FEichinger Your welcome
@OrigamiRobot There's a special place in hell for you people.
@PrivatePansy they are tiny pies in a cupcake like wrapper
@Sterno Yes, yes I did know that.
But thank you for telling me anyways.
13:22
Or... were, they're now partially digested and in peoples stomach
@OrigamiRobot you're*
Time to learn some Malay. Because the Singapore Armed Forces believes it is able to most effectively command its man using a language which only ~15% of them can understand
First job interview since finishing University is in 5 hours.
@Wipqozn are you turning up?
@kalina Yes.
13:23
@Wipqozn then best of luck!
@PrivatePansy Sounds usefull.
And as the appointed section commander tomorrow I have to command my man in Malay
your man?
just the one?
@PrivatePansy That seems a bit silly.
@kalina You know, his man.
13:24
I know his man alright
I mean...
ah shit
@PrivatePansy so words for "Stop", "Run", "Left", "Right", "give me cup-pies"?
@kalina Uh huh.
@KevinvanderVelden not to forget the phrase "RAINBOW DASH IS BEST PONY"
@Wipqozn Good luck! But if you don't get it, you can always come work for me - I need more minions.
MeatStare @kalina
13:25
@OrigamiRobot I choose the Gaping Dragon as my weapon!
@kalina that's a universal phrase, no translation needed
@Fluttershy Oh no...
@KevinvanderVelden I suppose it is widely accepted as the truth
I mean who really could compete for the title of best pony anyway?
@KevinvanderVelden Berhenti, no idea, kiri, kenan
@TimStone When you say "work" I assume you mean you'd force me to work without getting paid?
@kalina THank you.
13:26
@Wipqozn you're welcome
A lot nicer than some people @kalina
glares at @Fluttershy and @OrigamiRobot
@Wipqozn I don't handle payroll, so you're probably safe on that front.
Malay is an awful language. Of all the things the Malays could've taken from their colonial masters they have to pick up Berhasa Melayu
And I haven't killed any of my coworkers yet despite some of the stupid shit they've said/done.
That's good to know.
13:27
@Wipqozn I have always upheld that I am one of the nicest people in the bridge
after yourself, of course
@TimStone You don't work for Stack EXchange, right?
I can never remember.
I don't. Except when people pretend I do.
I am the CTO of a software company though.
@TimStone Also when people confuse me for @TimPost.
@TimStone do you have any jobs going where I can get paid more than I get paid currently while doing less overall work, being able to work from home in my pyjamas, etc?
He does. In his secret lair. He just doesn't want us to know, so he pretends he doesn't, unless we pretend he does, in which case he doesn't
At least, I think that's how logic works
@kalina One of our developers hasn't accomplished very much in the last two months and still has a job, so...maybe. Though he shows up to the office every day...
I haven't been to the office in over two months, but uh....baby.
13:29
oh
that's sad
I need a job I can do in my pyjamas
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Q: How far do biomes spread?

vascomakkerI've completely rebuilded my world from the ground up since the 1.2 update. And when my house was kind of the same as in my old world, and most of the npc's were there (except the hardmode npc's), I thought it was time for hardmode. The first thing I noticed is that I couldn't place any of the n...

@kalina I feel like doing mine in pajamas. I imagine myself doing guard duty at the front gate holding a rifle and wearing my "Hug Me I'm Irish-ish" shirt
@PrivatePansy I wish I did, so I could fix Data Explorer stuff more quickly. Alas. :P
@PrivatePansy I think our world would be a better place if the standard army uniform would include a "Hug Me I'm Irisih-ish" shirt
@PrivatePansy you're not irish
@FEichinger YAWN
be original in your posts
14 mins ago, by Powerlord
https://github.com/WhiteHouse/fortyfour/issues/3 <-- I lolled
@kalina Indeed, sadly I'm only Irish- ish
@FEichinger THIS IS IN THE DAMNED STAR LIST ALREADY
@KevinvanderVelden How did I miss that?
13:32
@FEichinger no idea, it's starred and everything =p
@FEichinger you're bad at stackexchange
I also like that the onebox says 14 minutes and the star list 13
@kalina That may in fact be true.
even though Stack Exchange has issues with being called stackexchange
@KevinvanderVelden I know, I would like to hug every would be terrorist that attempts to get into this camp
13:33
and the stackexchange police come around every now and again to change instances of stackexchange to Stack Exchange.
so now it's time to take it one step further
and call it StackX
@AnnaLear Pedant. :P — FEichinger Sep 24 at 18:08
Honestly, the guards there are to keep the soldiers in rather than the (extraordinarily hypothetical) enemies out
@kalina obviously we need a userscript that does the opposit
whistles
convert all instances of Stack Exchange to sTACKeXCHANGE
13:34
@KevinvanderVelden It's also the only message on the star list that I didn't star myself. Except for my own message, of course.
I have no idea how I could miss that ...
You know, WordPress comes with a function that converts instances of 'Wordpress' in posts to 'WordPress'
@PrivatePansy this doesn't surprise me, iPhone and iPad get fixed on Apple devices
@FEichinger brain fart, it happens :)
@KevinvanderVelden don't let him off so lightly!
he wouldn't return the favour
@KevinvanderVelden Not to me! I cross-check everything usually!
@kalina That's not true. I was nice to you on your bad day. :(
13:36
@FEichinger I have no memory of you being nice to me, it couldn't have happened
Ah well, payday today. Time to blow the money on some useless widgets
@PrivatePansy ...oh yeah, it's payday for me, too.
@kalina You ungrateful starbaiter!
I guess I could buy another 125USD worth of books and get them shipped to Singapore for free
Which means I should transfer money towards my credit card payment.
13:37
I wonder what would happen if I get them delivered straight to camp
@FEichinger I NEVER STAR BAIT
@kalina YES YOU DO.
@FEichinger NO I DON'T
Yay. Boss is yelling at me for missing a client meeting I knew nothing about.
@kalina YES YOU DO
13:38
@fbueckert tell him to shove it and then set fire to him after smacking him around the face with a keyboard
@fbueckert Logic.
There are lies, damn lies, and messages from @kalina
@PrivatePansy books are awesome
@fredley fish food?
@fredley eww
make it go away
13:39
@KevinvanderVelden otherwise known as bait
Seems mostly she's taking the client at their word about what was going to happen. So the first I hear of it is when she's yelling at me.
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Q: Set fire to people in chat

fredleyHow many times have you been overwhelmed by your desire to set fire to people in Stack Exchange chat? Well now you can! Arqade Fire Get Chrome Extension Get Grease Monkey User Script Arqade Fire is a chat message immolation tool that will burn away messages. It adds a small extra button nex...

@fredley yes, but not for stars!
@fredley I'm not installing your spyware
@KevinvanderVelden I know.
@kalina View the source of it
13:40
I don't like sauce
@fredley That would require effort.
if I wanted to read code I'd have taken programming more seriously
@fredley source actually won't help, could still be spyware cause you're loading an image from servers you control =p
Here's an idea: To make it easier for script writers chat should fire events for new messages and stuff, because livequery is awful
13:41
@TimStone Of course it is.
@KevinvanderVelden That may or may not happen
@kalina You should have, even without wanting to read code.
@PrivatePansy Pluggable chat would be terrible and awesome
@FEichinger I don't like it
@fredley lies and obfuscation, it happens =p
13:42
@PrivatePansy Imagine if any old script kiddie could MeatStare?
Only for client side stuff, so it's safe
@kalina Tsk.
@fredley Well, they already could...
@fredley any old script kidde already can meatstare
@PrivatePansy ooooooooh
13:43
@PrivatePansy You can hook into chat without livequery, I really should update the script. >:/
Because yes, livequery is the most horrible thing ever.
I wrote that code, remember?
blames
Spin the wheel!
Actually we can blame rchern, she's not here.
13:44
@TimStone Nah, lets just blame @Wipqozn
@PrivatePansy Yes. :( Unless she's hiding...over there o_o
@fredley Also acceptable
Spoiler: @TimStone is actually rchern.
@FEichinger Yes, their is.
@OrigamiRobot ಠ_ಠ
@OrigamiRobot Robot hell?
13:45
@RonanForman grammar hell
@FEichinger Is this suppose to make me stop?
Amazing, a forum post I wrote actually got a WordPress plugin to update
in Tavern on the Meta on Meta Stack Overflow Chat, Jan 26 '11 at 16:15, by Popular Demand
@TimStone New theory: you are a sockpuppet of Grace Note, who is itself a sockpuppet of rchern.
@PrivatePansy :o
Even newer theory, the whole of SE is a single person.
Admittedly the bug in question was sufficiently awful that it really should have been made in the first place, and it remained unfixed for... well, months I guess
13:47
@RonanForman Can't be. @Jin's hair is unique.
(It involved a JS file using a function that was deprecated in jQuery 1.7 and removed in 1.9, which was an awfully long time ago)
@TimStone Oh fancy.
@FEichinger All the pictures of @Jin have just been found off a google image search.
@RonanForman That can't be true! No way!
@FEichinger @Jin cut his hare.
13:48
@OrigamiRobot No, but ignoring you is.
(now I'm just reaching)
Jin's hair is powered by bacon
@Wipqozn WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME, YOU GIANT JERK?
@OrigamiRobot reaching into excruciatingly bad pun territory, you do not want to go there shudders
@FEichinger That won't make me stop. I can still say terrible things even if you can't see them.
Boredom will make me stop.
13:49
I've just been asked
"Is github safe to browse to at work?"
@kalina Arguably, there's probably a large amount of NSFW content on github.
@kalina uuh buh... this from a developer or?
@KevinvanderVelden no from a support monkey
So now I get to send an email to my boss that goes, "Hey, I didn't know anything about this supposed meeting, and I don't appreciate being yelled at for something outside of my control."
You have monkeys at work? Jealous!
13:51
@OrigamiRobot I've been thinking about your Dark Souls problem, and @Fluttershy's incomplete answer to you, and realized there's a website where you can post questions and get all kinds of answers, and the best ones rise to the top. Gimme a sec while I find the link.
they keep me physically away from the development team
I cause too much distraction
@Sterno I just assumed you knew. It was fairly obvious.
@Wipqozn I'm old. Nothing is ever too obvious.
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@Sterno From my perspective, I had the answer.
@kalina One of those girls huh?
13:51
@kalina well that kinda explains it, monkeys are not well known for being able to recognize what is and what isn't safe for work.
@MichaelDunfield no, not like that at all
Also, they jerk skeleton stopped being a jerk.
I did try to get rainbow dash added to the about screen though
@kalina stop starting discussions about who's the best pony then!
How deep in are you two now, @Wipqozn, @Sterno?
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13:52
Well, he's still a jerk, but at least he moves now.
@OrigamiRobot But if you asked on the main site we could have told you that @Fluttershy is a filthy liar.
@GraceNote floor 13.
@kalina That would be pretty distracting to me, yes.
@KevinvanderVelden It's not a discussion, it's a statement
@GraceNote oo-er
@kalina from your side, it will inevitably lead to heated discussions, this is serious business you know
@Wipqozn Yes, but I had no reason to ask because I didn't know @Fluttershy was a filthy liar.
13:53
@kalina you're just jealous you didn't get to make that statement
@KevinvanderVelden if people wish to hold long heated discussions about statements I make that are already factually correct, that's not my problem
@KevinvanderVelden not at all!
@kalina A statement about your awfully poor ability to spell 'Twilight Sparkle'
@Wipqozn So, crabs?
@PrivatePansy RAINBOWDASHISBESTPONY
@GraceNote I haven't done anything on Floor 13. I didn't play much yesterday or the day before, wasn't in the mood.
Twilight Sparkle is second worst pony. Worst pony is Pinkie Pie.
13:54
@Wipqozn Ah. Understandable. Exploration is a thing to be in a mood for, I certainly agree.
@kalina LIESPINKIEPIEISBESTPONY
Sep 28 at 1:49, by Michael Dunfield
user image
Real pony is best pony
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@fredley RAINBOWDASHISTHEBESTPONY
@MichaelDunfield That sure is a little pony!
@kalina THAT'S NOT A WORD
13:54
@Wipqozn I'm really tall.
I GUESS YOU COULD CALLIT A MY LITTLE PONY
GNOMESLICE HAS OPINIONS ON THE BESTNESS OF PONIES: DATA ACCEPTED
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I'M REALLY CLEVER
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Based on the total ~3 minutes I've seen of MLP, Rainbow Dash is indeed the best pony.
@MichaelDunfield best star bait is apparently ponies, @kalina take note
13:55
@KevinvanderVelden I don't star bait
@kalina Lies.
@FEichinger I don't lie
@kalina Yes you do! You just did.
She seemed like the most sensible one and everyone else was just trying to make her mad.
@GraceNote Floor 9. Almost 10
13:55
I measure my self-worth against how many stars I get.
@FEichinger No
Everyone should star this comment out of spite.
@kalina Yes
ORIGAMIROBOT HAS OPINIONS ON THE BESTNESS OF PONIES: DATA ACCEPTED
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@Sterno Ohho.
13:56
@Wipqozn Which one?
@Sterno The second boss was really easy. I'm curious how you'll find him on hard.
@OrigamiRobot Anything by me.
@Wipqozn He'll probably eat my face.
...wow I can't remember anything of import about floor 9. 6, 7, 8, and 10 were the only important floors in EO1 for the second stratum.
Or not. I'm probably over-leveled with all the running around I was doing trying to complete a quest. I think I'm level 25 now
yesterday, by OrigamiRobot
@Wipqozn If I was a room owner, I'd remove all the stars from things you didn't say.
13:57
@GraceNote 9 mostly seems like a floor that you go down to so that you can come back up to 8
@Sterno "Over levelled" would be having a level of at least 8 times the current dungeon floor.
But I just got to the point in it where they give me the mission to kill the boss on 10, so I figure I'm a few steps from the stairs to 10
BEST PONY
@Sterno That's around the level I was when I fought him I think.
@Sterno I think there were elements of that. Also elephants. However you guys call them in this iteration.
13:58
Rainbow Dash also had the least annoying voice, but I don't think I heard all the main characters.
I still don't like the stair jump ability. Well, I like it, but I don't think it was integrated very well. It completely nullifies the need for the skill that teleports you back to town. Or the need for Ariadne Threads. And it makes that spring on level 8 pretty uber
@OrigamiRobot ayple jyak
@Sterno Threads and that ability are only useful on a floor you haven't finished exploring.
@Wipqozn Can't you still just jump up to a previous level to get out?
13:59
@kalina Worst pony.
My brother brought up an interesting point that the taxonomic changes to enemies only occur in 3 and 4, with 1 and 2 actually sharing names for the most part. So it's like the actual naming is actually based on the region of the labyrinth and its continuity.
@Sterno No. You can't use floor jump on a floor you haven't unlocked the ability to floor jump on.

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