The Bridge

yay naps

@kalina naps are awesome, who's up for staging a revolution where everyone gets naps?

9:20 AM

@fredley That is not an exaustive list of murder.

@badp exhaustive?

@fredley exhuoaghsiudive

@kalina ethxishisastuupsidtive

Player of Solar 2 located

@fredley :)

9:35 AM

@fredley Absolutely.

What's this AMD R9 thing?

@3ventic google says old architecture videocards with higher clockspeeds

@KevinvanderVelden I'm under the impression that it's 7970 slightly improved

@3ventic I spend 5 seconds googling after you asked =p

@KevinvanderVelden Well, I've spent 20 minutes and I still have the same conclusion

9:47 AM

Seems to be HD 7970, HD 7870 XT or HD 7790 depending on the specific model

I need a flashlight to see if I could get one

they're the same price as 7970 which seems odd

@3ventic ... a flashlight?

Q: Is there a way for other nations to peacefully be integrated into my Empire?

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Is there a way for nations that have good relations with me and are military much weaker than me to be added into my empire, through diplomacy, so that I'll not suffer any negative consequences for conquering them and breaking treaties. Client state leaves them independant, only paying tribute. ...

rome-2-total-war

@KevinvanderVelden I need to check if my PSU can fit the cables it needs

@3ventic aah it has a 8pin AND a 6pin, gotcha

9:52 AM

Doesn't seem like it :s

Wikipedia at war with sockpuppets

@fredley and winning seems like :)

Q: did cute usb flash diskes have quality problem?

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I recently want to buy a USB flash disk for saving my files, and I find a lot of creative USB flash disk on the online store, they are very cute and I like it very much, but my concern is they have no brand, just like this- http://www.toyswill.com/creative-whimsy-u-disk-lovely-batman-32g-usb-20-p...

usb

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Q: What map pack includes map Kino Der Toten

Which map pack includes the map Kino Der Toten. My friend has it but we cannot work out which map pack i need so we can play it together. Thanks.

call-of-duty-black-ops

@Lazers is this spam, or just off topic?

@TZHX I'm voting spam

10:01 AM

@TZHX I'm also not entirely sure. It really looks like spam, though.

Could be a stage for sockpuppets.

@5pike new account, wildly off topic, 2 links to a store. It's spam, only question is if it's also used for something else =p

ok.

epic rap battles of historyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Nev C vs. Addy H?

the new episode is not suitable for monologuing without getting flagged

10:14 AM

@kalina is it suitable for linking? =p

The one from the 7th?

yeah

Nice, epic rap battles of history is still something I both hate and love at the same time ><

@Lazers I thought users weren't able to voluntarily remove questions after an answer has been posted?

@TZHX upvoted answers

answers with no votes aren't counted as answered by the system

@kalina Ah, ok.

So, ask question, get answer, delete before anyone else sees question without thanking person for taking time to answer.

10:25 AM

@TZHX that's one way of looking at it, it could also be a user trying to maintain a minimum quality level of their content

which is more likely in this particular instance

google.com/maps/views/streetview/cern

Kind of cool

@3ventic Yeah, kind of.

Also kind of cool ^

@kalina I know, thanks.

10:27 AM

@kalina That's not kind of, that is

@3ventic no, they're melting

@kalina So they're about to not be cool anymore but still cool

@3ventic no

that picture contains more than just ice cubes

in order for the ice cubes to be melting, the surrounding air must be warm

as such, the contents of the picture is "kind of cool"

If you look at it that way, then it's not cool at all.

Unless your screen is cool that is.

until you started questioning kalinalogic

it was kind of cool

now it's just boring

10:29 AM

I always question logic

especially my own

you took something that was kind of cool and made it boring

@OrigamiRobot Game for you, robot

hiya

salut

@M'vy g'day

10:40 AM

@M'vy hi

isithometimeyet

@kalina yesitis

@kalina I'm sure no one will notice if you leave a few hours early

@KevinvanderVelden I'm more of a nano/subl guy

@M'vy hi

@badp I prefer modal editors myself :)

10:52 AM

@M'vy your nick looks like khajiit name :)

@KevinvanderVelden modes are okay. Sometimes I'm typing, sometimes I'm finding. ;)

@badp sometimes rearranging or automating :)

Q: Dragons Prophet getting SLI to work

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How do I get my SLI to work in dragons prophet? regards

technical-issues

@KevinvanderVelden nano has cut and uncut. subl has a clipboard.

@badp that... really isn't modal editing

10:55 AM

@KevinvanderVelden The editor still has modes!

technically!

@badp having modes != modal editing =p

@KevinvanderVelden modal editing is for people without ctrl, shift, up, down, left or right keys :P

@badp modal editing is for people who say "Hey I suppose I could do finger acrobatics, but I need more features than that!"

(sorry for triple ping =p)

@badp it will be noticed

the office will get 20% less cooler upon my exit

@kalina Open a couple freezers, stop setting people on fire for a second.

10:59 AM

@kalina and I'm sure the other person working in your office will be very sad

wrong kind of cool

@kalina Paint the hair of some other person in rainbow color.

@kalina Or buy a MLP figure and put it on your desk.

@kalina no, 24%

Gaming Topics From Outside

I don't actually have rainbow coloured hair at the moment

11:05 AM

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Q: How to Install and Play games in Ubunto 12.04 like civilization5 etc.. in Windows

Every time I click Install or execute exe files to install games, It just pup windows with written codes. I wanted to Install and play games just like the way I did in my Microsoft windows before What is the steps in doing this in Ubuntu.

installation games

ubunto

much be a new operating banana

@kalina hmm banana

@GamingTopicsFromOutside He should stick with windows...

windooos

Winbunto

Ubuntows

Wubuntows

WHAT?

FORD ARE TRIALLING A METHOD TO STOP ME RUNNING OVER PEOPLE?!

I hate life

This impedes my freedoms

@kalina Not hometime yet I assume?

11:12 AM

I need an American to campaign that it's unconstitutional to remove my god given right to run people over

@kalina Nobody forces you to buy a ford.

@5pike the system is being added to loads of different makes of car!

@kalina Then remove it.

I don't want to have to drive a Kia to maintain my ability to mow people down at high speed

Ford made a car -> others made cars
so we can assume that
Ford makes a system -> others also make the system.

11:44 AM

hey

there is an app called spreadsheets

that measures your sexual proficiency

I think I'm going to require all future partners to quote their spreadsheets score before the encounter is approved

4

@kalina Lindows

Linspire

Linspire, previously known as LindowsOS, was a commercial operating system based on Debian GNU/Linux and later Ubuntu. Linspire was published by Linspire, Inc. and focused on ease-of-use, targeting home PC users. The last stable release of Linspire was version 6.0, which was released in October 2007. On July 1, 2008, Linspire stockholders elected to change the company's name to Digital Cornerstone, and all assets were acquired by Xandros. On August 8, 2008, Andreas Typaldos, CEO of Xandros, announced that Linspire would be discontinued in favor of Xandros; Freespire would change its base...

Blem

@kalina where do i get a spreadsheet score?

from the spreadsheet app

theregister.co.uk/2013/08/14/spreadsheets_app

Q: How do I gain piety with Okawaru?

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I've decided to play more melee characters lately, and have been trying Okawaru for my god so far. However, I'm not quite sure what is considered a powerful monster for gaining piety through sacrificing corpses (or for just killing 'em too, but I have a kill em all playstyle lately so that's kind...

crawl

It uses the accelerometer in your device to measure thrusts per minute, the microphone to measure screams of ecstasy in dB, and has built in achievements

as if sex needed gamification

11:49 AM

why am I awake at earlier than I would normally be on goddamn fall break?

Seriously.

@Unionhawk you missed me

Blem

@kalina I don't have an apple product

I have an ipad, which coincidentally, I sleep with

@Unionhawk because you don't have the oppressiveness of having to go to work/school to keep you in bed and away from fun things!

Blem

119 TPM average for 90 min, that is one hell of a workout

11:50 AM

90 minutes at 119 thrusts per minute

sounds multi-climactic

@KevinvanderVelden No, I was woken up and given shit to do. Versus at school, I wake up and do nothing.

@Unionhawk hmm well that sucks, go back to bed in protest!

@Unionhawk correct method of dealing with this situation is "FUCK YOU" rollover .oO( zzzzz )

@Blem 102dB is worrying

@fredley 102dB is possible

11:54 AM

belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/…

I'm not going to fire up my db meter on my phone and scream at it in the office to test

but 102dB isn't difficult at all

@kalina YOU'RE NO FUN

Q: PS3 game about going into other games

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I have seen an action game for ps3, but i can't remember the name or gameshow where i saw it. It was a rather funny game, about a commander/general that went into other games/storys to fix them. The game itself was an action, might had some rpg influences.

ps3 game-identification

@Lazers Whee game-identification

@Unionhawk No fun allowed on the bridge -fun

11:56 AM

@5pike yes, well also -fire, and we all know how good @kalina is at that

my fire is immune to the -fire restraint

No power in the 'verse can spot me.

Of course, the everything-proof shield

yes

@kalina is in restraints? I knew this day would come.

it's the same reason Bain doesn't bother telling me about massacring hostages anymore

@OrigamiRobot you should wake up before chatting

your dreams will get you immolated

11:58 AM

You're a dream

speaking of @OrigamiRobot and sleep talking

@OrigamiRobot Probably.

it's been at least a week since you randomly told me something you were dreaming while still asleep on Steam

are you sleeping better all of a sudden?

@kalina Definitely not.

Must not be thirsty when I wake up.

it must be because we're not chatting as much on Steam

I guess the fact the window isn't already open prevents you from chatting to me

11:59 AM

That's true too. You did abandon me.

hardly

Terraria got updated

you deserted me to play it

hardly my problem

@kalina again?

@3ventic No, just 1.2

this is after he got me to buy payday 2

which I said at the time

"this is great, until you find something else to do"

and what happens?

Er, I mean YES HUGE TERARIA 1.3 HYPE YOU SHOULD ALL CHECK IT OUT

12:01 PM

he finds something else to do

it's guild wars 2 all over again

I feel used

@Unionhawk 1.2.0.3.1 What a great version.

@kalina You know you can play more that one game right?

@RonanForman I do, I play Godus

and... welll... there are others

@RonanForman Holy shit you can ??

BUT IT'S FINE

I'm so used to this feeling of being abandoned that it almost doesn't bother me anymore

12:03 PM

I finished Terraria too fast and now I have a server for nothing

I'm just going to sit in this corner over here and cry

until I drown in a pool of my own melancholy

Awwww, poor @kalina.

Also, Morning.

@3ventic I've forgotten how to progress, what do I do near the start?

@RonanForman Get ores

@RonanForman die to zombies and floating eyes

12:05 PM

1) Get a guide (spawns when the world is generated right next to you)
2) Get a guide voodoo troll
3) Drop the troll into lava

@OrigamiRobot Yeah, done some of that. I have some silver equipment.

@3ventic I'm always in favor of dropping trolls into lava

I have nothing more to acquire :(

Maybe turtle armor

@3ventic you TURTLE MURDERER

@kalina They're called tortoises

12:12 PM

your face

oh wow, I just noticed my keyboard has a calculator button on it

my life is now complete

now I can one button calculate everything

also, cream soda

mmm

@kalina I'm pretty sure it doesn't quite work that way

@Unionhawk it doesn't, it just loads up calc.exe

which I am in the process of replacing with mstsc.exe

Also: fun fact, if you hold it down, you have all kinds of fun

it doesn't auto-repeat

sometimes I open up 5000 notepads just so I am watch windows try and close a stack that size

3

guys, be careful

I have multiple stars in the list today today that contain no innuendos at all

you're losing your touch

@kalina CARE STATUS: 0

12:16 PM

I see your zero care status, and raise you to null

or, reduce

@kalina Or you're just not posting enough innuendos.

or undefine

@kalina "drop" seems appropriate.

@FEichinger I never post innuendo, I never star bait, I am completely innocent and there is nothing you can do to prove otherwise

@kalina WE HAVE PROOF I AM JUST TO TIRED AND LAZY TO PRODUCE IT

12:18 PM

also, Rainbow Dash is best pony

!

Yuki

@kalina Sir, those are fighting words.

@Yuki HOW RUDE

Wow, okay, apparently that was star-worthy.

@kalina sigh Are we doing this thing again? Because I just got up, I don't want to go digging now.

12:18 PM

@Unionhawk I told you, people are messed up.

2

@kalina I blame you for the second star.

Calling it now.

Stars for everyone!

@Unionhawk I'm innocent

Except those who don't get any

@kalina LIES

12:19 PM

@Unionhawk watch this, this is me marking it with a star and then removing it again as proof

marking it with a star makes it three

and now I am unmarking it with a star to make it two

@kalina ...

UNDERSTOOD?

AND NOW IT'S ONE. CONSPIRACY

I know, you hate being wrong

WELL BLAME SOMEBODY ELSE

YOU CLEARLY SAW IT RAISE TO THREE

It's probably that @fredley

@kalina Probably.

12:20 PM

sat there, lurking

with nothing better to star

>.>

<.<

<('o')>

@kalina Because you're not giving him star-material.

...

@FEichinger I apologise that I am not pandering to your simple needs

If you wanted somebody to pander to your needs you should have got yourself a panda.

12:22 PM

@kalina will not make a flaggable joke about simple needs

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@FEichinger you're right, all men have simple needs

@kalina The same stands true for all women.

also, denied

so, I'm bored

I need something to do

@kalina Well, I saw it, and that's what matters, I guess.

12:24 PM

I want to play BF4 but I'm bored of the Siege of Shanghai

@kalina will not make a joke about your needs now

@FEichinger you're too simple to comprehend my needs

@kalina has very many complicated needs

ok, lets storm the Comms Room and flag everything

@kalina Well, I was gonna say "On top of that, women have pretty contrived needs as well." up there, but then you and your now-deleted message came along.

12:26 PM

@FEichinger well my message sums up my understanding of men

@kalina That is, while often fitting, quite the sorry experience to have.

@FEichinger I agree completely

but due to said experiences, explains my hostility

@kalina Certainly. Doesn't mean it's always fitting.

@FEichinger I don't claim that all men on the planet are covered by my understanding

just the vast majority

@kalina Which would imply that you have indeed experienced the vast majority in one way or another.

12:28 PM

now that's just twisting my words

Sure, but it's fun.

From the "I know it's The Onion but still" department

> You can no longer sell money

I've still not come to terms with the being awake thing yet

Fluttershy

@fredley Lie all you want, but I know everypony loves me! :D

12:40 PM

The best item

@3ventic :o

A: How do I play online with a used game?

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but it's not fair! I bought that stupid game for 35 bucks used! and now i have to pay 10 bucks more! STUPID!!!

Fluttershy

@DjangoReinhardt Please stop assuming people answering don't know what they are talking about. It is rude and disrespectful. — Fluttershy 28 secs ago

In the meanwhile I pay (on average) 10-20€ for new games on the PC :))

@3ventic EXPLODINATION PROCESS ENGAGED

Robotnik

12:47 PM

@AshleyNunn - No problem :)

Unrelated: isn't multiplayer tag good for questions about games where multiplayer has been added through mods, or would the mods tag fit better?

WHY

@Robotnik re-read everything I've said, conclude that I'm saying there should be two tags, stop asking me why I'm disagreeing with you, resolved. — kalina 12 secs ago

@Unionhawk I wonder if the statistic is true though.

WHY U QUESTION ME WHEN I AM AGREEING WITH YOU!?

@kalina Advocate of the devil?

12:49 PM

@kalina BECAUSE I DISAGREE WITH YOU ON A PERSONAL AND/OR AESTHETIC LEVEL!

@RonanForman you disagree with me on an aesthetic level?

@kalina I was just thinking of reasons people might disagree with you.

@kalina Maybe he doesn't like your gravatar!

you nearly provoked me into posting pictures of myself

I'm glad I recovered quickly

thank you, @Fluttershy :)

12:50 PM

I could have also included spiritual, moral or ancestral.

@RonanForman anybody who disagrees with me on moral grounds is probably a psychopathic murderer

or christian

basically the same deal

@kalina Surely that's spiritual.

@RonanForman crosses over between the two

@kalina Basically.

@FEichinger basically.

12:52 PM

@OrigamiRobot basically

you can't join in, go back to Terraria

I am never going to buy another game you suggest I play with you!

EVER

I say again, why can't people play terraria and payday?

The other game is payday right?

that's not the point

Related: Do I buy the payday soundtrack for $5?

@kalina How so?

only if it includes the remix material

12:55 PM

overkillsoundtracks.bandcamp.com/album/…

@RonanForman It's not the fact he's playing Terraria, it's the fact this is the second time he's enticed me to play a game and the second time he's deserted me shortly after

@RonanForman yeah, this is what I was referring to

@kalina But I'm saying he hasn't deserted you.

several of those tracks don't even appear in game

@RonanForman HAS TOO

DON'T TELL ME HOW I FEEL

@kalina I know, I was confused for a bit.

@kalina I call this the second time you deserted me.\