oh I know, I'll just move this out of the way

GAME CRASHED

I WIN BY DEFAULT

I'RE WINNER

this ends my liveblog and resumes normal programming

back to you @spugsley

@badp :o

People are stupid and WarZ is the 8th best selling game on steam

OMG TUMBLR FUCK YOU

YOUR FACE IS A BAD NVIDIA DRIVER

@badp you're such a bad driver that you broke it

I thought it'd happen here honestly

45 MINUTES AGO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST HOUR

EUROTRUCK SIMULATOR 2 GOTY - FML CATEGORY

@badp that was hilarious

@ThomasMcDonald the game denies the existence of a highway between Milan and Turin :(

also the signals are kind of wrong for Italy

@ThomasMcDonald yes the distances are obviously compressed.

It actually lets you drive where you want?

@BenBrocka I think so, once you buy your truck. You start with 2,000€, mind you. That's... quite a few ways from what you need to buy a truck.

I don't think anybody actually wants to hold W for three hours

Euro Truck iOS: Free to play. each trip takes 8 hours realtime. For a small fee you can use cruise control. If the app closes you crash, die and your save data is erased.

That said you could just do any mission and do your own thing

@BenBrocka Desert Bus HD

> Desert Bus is a trick minigame in the package, and was a featured part of Electronic Gaming Monthly's preview. The objective of the game is to drive a bus from Tucson, Arizona to Las Vegas, Nevada in real time at a maximum speed of 45 mph. The feat requires 8 hours of continuous play to complete, since the game cannot be paused.

> The bus contains no passengers, there is little scenery (an occasional rock or stop sign will appear at the side of the road), and there is no traffic. The road between Tucson and Las Vegas is completely straight. The bus veers to the right slightly, and thus requires the player's constant attention. If the bus veers off the road it will stall and be towed back to Tucson, also in real time. If the player makes it to Las Vegas, he scores one point.

> The player then has the option to make the return trip to Tucson for another point (a decision he must make in a few seconds or the game ends).

STEERING WHEEL FIX $29.99

I love that you're also towed in real time

good god why are we all playing this game? It sounds horrible

I'm not, everyone else is just crazy

desert bus > Euro truck simulator

oh my god.

He's driving down the middle of the road! Someone call the police

I was hoping for a full 8 hour let's play

@BenBrocka the poorly kerned, stock Word 97 wordarts make up for it.

@ThomasMcDonald Blasphemy!

@badp What do you have against D Esert T Ruck?

oh god there's more

no I'm done. I'm literally done.

donep

I AM FINISHED. MY PEOPLE NEEDS ME.

I hate hold music

That's a lot of truck pictures.

Truck porn.

@badp More digits = more chances of at least one particular digit appearing! Mindblowing!

Alright guys. Imma beat BL2 tonight

@Sterno In other words: Half Life 3 confirmed.

Guys! Guys! Hey guys!

5 more days until @gnomeslice!

Let's bake a cake.