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11:00 PM
oh I know, I'll just move this out of the way
GAME CRASHED
I WIN BY DEFAULT
I'RE WINNER
this ends my liveblog and resumes normal programming
back to you @spugsley
 
user30
you are a bad driver
 
@badp :o
 
user30
the tolerance for reverse parking is massive
 
People are stupid and WarZ is the 8th best selling game on steam
 
OMG TUMBLR FUCK YOU
 
11:05 PM
YOUR FACE IS A BAD NVIDIA DRIVER
 
@badp you're such a bad driver that you broke it
 
I thought it'd happen here honestly
 
user30
it referenced zero memory!
 
45 mins ago, by badp
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45 MINUTES AGO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST HOUR
 
user30
I enjoyed ETS2 until I started recognising the bits I'd driven across before
 
11:07 PM
EUROTRUCK SIMULATOR 2 GOTY - FML CATEGORY
 
@badp that was hilarious
 
@ThomasMcDonald the game denies the existence of a highway between Milan and Turin :(
 
user30
mate, it's like ten minutes to drive from Sheffield to London
 
also the signals are kind of wrong for Italy
 
user30
I can confirm this is not true in real life
 
11:08 PM
@ThomasMcDonald yes the distances are obviously compressed.
 
It actually lets you drive where you want?
 
user30
however they got the perma roadworks on the M1 (mostly) correct
 
@BenBrocka I think so, once you buy your truck. You start with 2,000€, mind you. That's... quite a few ways from what you need to buy a truck.
I don't think anybody actually wants to hold W for three hours
 
user30
yep, although there are only routes from city-city, and the cities themselves are tiny
 
Euro Truck iOS: Free to play. each trip takes 8 hours realtime. For a small fee you can use cruise control. If the app closes you crash, die and your save data is erased.
 
11:10 PM
That said you could just do any mission and do your own thing
@BenBrocka Desert Bus HD
> Desert Bus is a trick minigame in the package, and was a featured part of Electronic Gaming Monthly's preview. The objective of the game is to drive a bus from Tucson, Arizona to Las Vegas, Nevada in real time at a maximum speed of 45 mph. The feat requires 8 hours of continuous play to complete, since the game cannot be paused.
> The bus contains no passengers, there is little scenery (an occasional rock or stop sign will appear at the side of the road), and there is no traffic. The road between Tucson and Las Vegas is completely straight. The bus veers to the right slightly, and thus requires the player's constant attention. If the bus veers off the road it will stall and be towed back to Tucson, also in real time. If the player makes it to Las Vegas, he scores one point.
> The player then has the option to make the return trip to Tucson for another point (a decision he must make in a few seconds or the game ends).
STEERING WHEEL FIX $29.99
 
I love that you're also towed in real time
 
good god why are we all playing this game? It sounds horrible
 
I'm not, everyone else is just crazy
 
user30
Desert Bus != Euro Truck Simulator
 
user30
Euro Truck Simulator is fun
 
11:14 PM
desert bus > Euro truck simulator
 
user30
Especially when the truck falls over
 
oh my god.
 
He's driving down the middle of the road! Someone call the police
I was hoping for a full 8 hour let's play
 
@BenBrocka the poorly kerned, stock Word 97 wordarts make up for it.
 
@ThomasMcDonald Blasphemy!
 
11:17 PM
@badp What do you have against D Esert T Ruck?
 
 
oh god there's more
 
no I'm done. I'm literally done.
 
donep
 
I AM FINISHED. MY PEOPLE NEEDS ME.
 
11:32 PM
 
I hate hold music
 
That's a lot of truck pictures.
 
Truck porn.
@badp More digits = more chances of at least one particular digit appearing! Mindblowing!
Alright guys. Imma beat BL2 tonight
 
11:49 PM
@Sterno In other words: Half Life 3 confirmed.
 
Guys! Guys! Hey guys!
5 more days until @gnomeslice!
Let's bake a cake.
 
user15026
I like cake.
 
Jul 9 at 12:06, by fredley
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Q: Can I change my character's face without starting over?

Zelda64fanFrom what I've seen online, the appearance of your character's face depends on your answers to the questions you're asked while on the train. But I haven't found anything on how (or even if) I can change it without starting over. I didn't know this when I started, and now I'm stuck with a rather ...

 

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