The Bridge

Unionhawk

3:01 PM

nickcraver.com/blog/2017/05/22/https-on-stack-overflow

Kevin van der Velden

@Unionhawk You're on a roll today @Uni

1 hour ago, by 3ventic

We HTTPS now

fredley

That tooltip is not centred on the circle, brb uninstalling

Ronan

Just refresh and you never have to see that again.

fredley

Nope, still like that

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Nvidia Shield stream from second monitor

I recently got myself a Nvidia Shield which I want to use to stream games from my PC. Question is how do I stream from the second monitor, while still allowing someone else to use the PC to browse the internet / do work. I've tried apps like DisplayFusion and Actual Multiple Monitors, but could ...

Ronan

3:05 PM

Weird, mine says secure now.

fredley

ok then

Chippies

@fredley manually add https:// in the url

Yuuki

@fredley Hmm, this isn't loading.

Ronan

Although actually, the tooltip isn't centred on the padlock.

fredley

I have HTTPS Everywhere installed too

Unionhawk

3:06 PM

Yeah we don't have a 300 to https on chat

fredley

2 mins ago, by fredley

Unionhawk

@fredley weird

Kevin van der Velden

@Ronan non HTTPS images and other stuff

Chippies

@fredley oh, I ignored the actual url there

works fine for me

Kevin van der Velden

> Mixed Content: The page at 'https://chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/35/the-bridge' was loaded over HTTPS, but requested an insecure image 'http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/FVFdsl29s_Q/hqdefault.jpg'. This content should also be served over HTTPS.

badp

3:06 PM

I PHOTOSHOPPED SARUMAN INTO TRUMP'S ORB PICTURE AND IT'S NOT EVEN WEIRD https://t.co/cVJFGP5NPG

Tweeted by ShahakShapira on May 22, 2017 at 2:22 PM

Unionhawk

Maybe it's because chat supports actual hotlink oneboxes?

Chippies

fredley

@KevinvanderVelden But that file loads over HTTPS anyway for me

HamShrug

badp

yeah you have to visit chat in https to have it be secure

there is no redirection

Chippies

@KevinvanderVelden where did you even get that image link from?

3ventic

3:07 PM

security tab in dev tools shows all origins

fredley

1 min ago, by fredley

2 mins ago, by fredley

3ventic

and possible problems

badp

1 min ago, by Chippies

Kevin van der Velden

@Chippies load older messages mmostly

badp

yeah if I load older messages the Secure badge goes away

Chippies

3:08 PM

@KevinvanderVelden oh, I thought you were getting some weird url for that screenshot @fredley posted

fredley

It flashes green on initial page load, then goes back

badp

so all we need to do to keep our users safe is to keep kicking them whenever someone posts HTTP pictures

thank you @fredley

Chippies

yeah, the page is secure as long as I don't load older messages

Kevin van der Velden

@fredley stop your userscripts

Private Pansy

This has been playing in my head for the last three days, so I feel like I need to share the pain

Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon OP

►

fredley

3:09 PM

@KevinvanderVelden never!

Unionhawk

badp

@PrivatePansy 3 days? pls

Unionhawk

Science indicates that breaks secure

fredley

Private Pansy

@badp I've only heard it for three days

fredley

3:10 PM

Incognito (no scripts)

Kevin van der Velden

@PrivatePansy cc @Arperum cc @Ash

Yuuki

> writing it do-
> writing it do-
> writing it do-

badp

@PrivatePansy I've been listening to the trails in the sky extended tracks for a couple weeks now

Tim Stone

Press statement @WhiteHouse says 1 goals of @POTUS Israel trip is "promote the possibility of lasting peach" https://t.co/HE1l2lThg8

Tweeted by Levitt_Matt on May 22, 2017 at 2:57 PM

2

Avery

Unionhawk

3:10 PM

@Yuuki r shittytumblrgifs

Yuuki

@TimStone Peace or peach, he's not going to get anything down if he's already backing out of the second day due to "exhaustion".

Chippies

someone broke the security of this page, but I can't find any regular http content. Hmm...

Kevin van der Velden

@Chippies media.giphy.com

I blame gifs

Chippies

@KevinvanderVelden but the link is https://

Kevin van der Velden

Specifically @Uninhawk's gif

Unionhawk

3:12 PM

Interestingly, I changed that to https which is valid because I stripped https initially

Yuuki

Also, exhaustion is an interesting excuse coming from "my body is like a battery" Trump. What does he think he'll get from resting today? Doesn't he believe that energy is finite?

Chippies

Kevin van der Velden

@Chippies edit history

Avery

@PrivatePansy (I hate you)

Tim Stone

@Yuuki If only he had drank more water instead of coke

3ventic

3:13 PM

Chippies

@KevinvanderVelden but even if I refresh it stays not-secure

Kevin van der Velden

@Chippies youtube things now =p

fredley

Kevin van der Velden

Just press ctrl+shift+j

3ventic

@3ventic console and security tabs claim it was loaded over http, network claims https

Kevin van der Velden

3:13 PM

(presuming chrome)

fredley

@KevinvanderVelden downloads?

Chippies

@KevinvanderVelden they're all https though :x

Unionhawk

@fredley that goes to console for me

3ventic

@fredley downloads is just ctrl+j

Chippies

oh what, the thumbnail for that youtube video is http

fredley

3:14 PM

cmd+shift+i?

Apparently

oh mac

wait, cmd+alt+i

@fredley ESC+ESC+ESC

probably needs a special Apple developer build of the OS to reach browser dev tools xd

Avery

3:14 PM

@Chippies free meta rep

fredley

whatever, I just know the muscle movements

Chippies

so, the youtube link is https, but the thumbnail for video is http. GG

Private Pansy

@Avery Chu-chu-yeah!

Avery

youtube.com/watch?v=2bm2WmWiohw I like ED more

also I like openings.moe because it's on full quality

fredley

@3ventic At least they don't contain ads and 'telemetry'

3ventic

3:16 PM

mac not containing telemetry? hah

Kevin van der Velden

@fredley no such thing

fredley

@3ventic It can be disabled though

Avery

openings.moe/?video=Opening1-KobayashiSanChiNoMaidDragon openings.moe/?video=Ending1-KobayashiSanChiNoMaidDragon

Kevin van der Velden

@Chippies I wasn't just saying "youtube things now" for no reason =p

3ventic

I use antergos.com

Private Pansy

3:17 PM

@3ventic Safari desktop can be used to debug Safari mobile

Which surprised me somewhat.

fredley

I have this Win10 Enterprise vm that I was using to test out various privacy settings. Here's some of the stuff I found out so far...

Tweeted by m8urnett on May 21, 2017 at 6:04 PM

3ventic

neat

Private Pansy

Chrome has the same ability on Android through the Android debugging bridge

3ventic

if only Safari wasn't becoming the next IE otherwise

Avery

@3ventic you what

fredley

3:17 PM

^^ It is literally impossible to turn off telemetry

3ventic

@Avery what

Private Pansy

It's how I survived that mobile web app project

Avery

ARCH > ANTERGOS

fredley

And on an unrelated note, I deleted Paint 3D and Microsoft silently reinstalled it and added a firewall rule to al… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/866359656930607104

Tweeted by m8urnett on May 21, 2017 at 6:26 PM in reply to m8urnett

You can run but you can't hide from Paint 3D

Private Pansy

Our app was crashing because the JS library we were using didn't implement a proper destructor. Said library had 8k LoC

Frank

3:19 PM

@fredley And this is why I don't use Windows 10 at home.

It's too talky for it's own good.

Kevin van der Velden

@fredley you know, I was thinking about just maybe buying win 10 recently

Nooooopeee

fredley

@Frank I would run it in a VM with whitelisted connections to play games, but that's about it

@m8urnett After studying the windows settings for a while I've started to get the feeling that it might not matter… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/866472934642266113

Tweeted by gnarlin2 on May 22, 2017 at 1:57 AM in reply to m8urnett

Private Pansy

Would have been very fun to debug that using alert

3ventic

Avery

^ you know what you're doing, keep going.

Unionhawk

3:22 PM

ＣＹＢＥＲＴＥＬＥＭＥＴＲＹ

Tweeted by CyberEveryword on May 22, 2017 at 6:02 AM

Private Pansy

fredley

@Unionhawk That stock imagery though

Lazers 2.0

-2

Q: What Genre is Dark Souls III?

Dark Souls III is an online game that follows a single player through a set storyline, but because it is also online I can't decide if it's an MMORPG or something else.

terminology dark-souls-3

fredley

@PrivatePansy How is your kerning like that?

Private Pansy

@fredley Huh, interesting. Might be the fallback font used.

These fixed width characters usually fallback to some CJK language fonts, so that might be it

Tim Stone

3:34 PM

In today's morning news rubs temples I think, in fact, he might be an idiot

MBraedley

@TimStone "Not my fault, guys, it was someone else that told the entire world that the Israelis gave us the intel."

Unionhawk

@TimStone we must consider the possibility that our president is actually just really stupid

Indeed

MBraedley

And did he really expect the Russians to not figure that out on their own? I mean, of course he thought nobody would be able to figure that out, because he is that stupid, but come on!

Unionhawk

I think we are successfully proving "he's a billionaire so he must know anything about anything" wrong

Mad Scientist

@TimStone depending on what he said exactly, that sounds like he just confirmed the source of the intelligence, which was only rumoured before

Tim Stone

3:43 PM

Yes

Lazers 2.0

3:53 PM

-1

Q: How do you get a meteor shot?

How do you get a meteor shot? I want one but don't know how. Any chance There is a different and easier way to get to a floating island?

terraria

9t.

hey

it's been a while

this is Texenox btw

Tim Stone

The second seal has broken... https://twitter.com/deathandtaxes/status/866680053874266114

Tweeted by TotsAndBeer on May 22, 2017 at 3:43 PM

looool

Unionhawk

5x5=25, so I propose that if five of Trump's officials invoke the 5th Amendment, it automatically invokes the 25th… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/866679511869517824

Tweeted by Kasparov63 on May 22, 2017 at 3:37 PM

r theydidthemath

9t.

""""-politics""""

nothing much has changed has it

badp

since when has any of those tags there ever changed anything at all

Unionhawk

4:06 PM

room topic changed to The Bridge: General Arqade chat, wherein everything is made up and the tags don't matter. Period. [+doggos] [jin-fanclub] [lazers] [murder] [-politics] [success] [wrong]

Tim Stone

I've been feeling more successful since we added success

9t.

when was that added

badp

room topic changed to The Bridge: General Arqade chat, wherein everything is made up and the tags don't matter. Period. [+doggos] [jin-fanclub] [lazers] [murder] [-politics] [success] [the-bridge-is-fake-tags] [wrong]

Tim Stone

That's a good question

badp

nah that sucks

Lazers 2.0

4:07 PM

0

Q: Can you sim a fight and level heroes?

As far as I can tell when you simulate a fight you only earn the reward drops at the end of the fight that you would usually get. This means that the heroes in your current team won't earn xp and so won't continue to level up. You can set your team fighting and use auto play so the AI plays for ...

injustice-2-mobile

badp

room topic changed to The Bridge: General Arqade chat, wherein everything is made up and the tags don't matter. Period. [+doggos] [+fake-tags] [jin-fanclub] [lazers] [murder] [-politics] [success] [wrong]

9t.

i'm tempted to ask if there are any people on the bridge who lean more towards the right

or have i just completely forgotten what the bridge is like

Tim Stone

Fiiif Chappelle Show Fifth Amedment720P

Obligatory

4:10 PM

my political compass leans right if you turn your head by a 270o angle

Mithrandir

I lean right when I'm not leaning left or sitting straight

9t.

can't even find the screenshots i took before of my political compass but i took it like twice and they were both basically dead center

no joke

Avery

huh

that's a good spot to be on

9t.

80% of the people i regularly talk to on twitter are mostly right-leaning to right-wing

fredley

Unionhawk

4:15 PM

Actual image of @9t.

9t.

@Unionhawk basically

btw yall still remember me right

Avery

@fredley gave me a chuckle

9t.

yeah that was good

Avery

@9t. I didn't write a darth maul remix about you baka

9t.

@Avery the fuck

Avery

4:17 PM

chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/35?m=37116870#37116870 starts here

fredley

@Avery One of the best ones recently

9t.

>Darth Texenox was a Green Lord of the memers, so powerful and so wise he could use the Memes to influence the fourchan to create memes...

officially the worst fucking thing i've read

Avery

I blame @yuuki

9t.

that has your name written all over it don't even try

Unionhawk

it is time for me to nope swiftly away from my federal loans

Avery

4:20 PM

right I'll go to mcd and cry in cringe, see you everyne

9t.

yall are nerds on god

lmao

Yuuki

What does that even mean?

RedRiderX

@Yuuki I'm afraid you're just not hip with the youth.

Frank

@RedRiderX If that's what youth are saying, I'm totally okay with that.

9t.

on god, "i swear to god"

Lazers 2.0

4:29 PM

0

Q: Can I download my friend's Steam Family Sharing games while he plays?

When my friend is playing, can I DOWNLOAD his games? Without starting the game of course.

steam-family-sharing

Yuuki

MGSV is $8 on Humble Store.

For certain regions apparently.

RedRiderX

@Yuuki I've thought about getting it but from what I've heard it's gotten worse since release.

They've added weird microtransactions and non-optional pvp and stuff

Yuuki

Non-optional PVP? wtf

To be fair, I haven't played MGSV in forever.

RedRiderX

It came out a few months after release, so I only sort of remember people talking about it.

9t.

the only things I've even been playing at all lately are CS:GO and N++

RedRiderX

4:40 PM

If you remeber Forward Operating Bases, you'll know that you can go and "raid" other peoples stuff.

I think they made a patch so you can't avoid the raiding mechanic.

So every once in a while when you start up the game again you see you just have less stuff now.

Yuuki

@RedRiderX :|

RedRiderX

@Yuuki Unless you buy FOB Insurance for real money

It's amazing

Yuuki

@RedRiderX :|

It's like Konami wants everyone to stop playing their video games.

Unionhawk

I need dis

RedRiderX

To avoid this you have to have never had an FOB while online

MGSV sounds like an amazing game by all accounts, but I don't know if I want to deal with Konami's BS

9t.

4:43 PM

Yuuki

@RedRiderX It's starting to sound like it was an amazing game.

RedRiderX

@Yuuki It's not exactly game breaking, but it sounds like it wasn't the only negative update.

Yuuki

I find it somewhat interesting that each Transformer movie retcons the previous one.

Specifically on when in Earth history the Transformers first arrived.

Avery

Quick reminder: Ramadan begins this saturday and lasts 29/30 days, please don't forget to respect beliefs of those around you.

badp

ugh, another summer ramadan

Yuuki

4:49 PM

... when was the last time I posted food pics?

:thinkingface:

badp

well I guess this one isn't as much of a summer ramadan as last ramadan

MBraedley

@badp Almost as bad. Will get worse towards the end, though.

Yuuki

var url = age > 18 ? (
    alert('OK, you can go.'),
    // alert returns "undefined", but it will be ignored because
    // isn't the last comma-separated value of the parenthesis
    'continue.html' // the value to be assigned if age > 18
) : (
    alert('You are much too young!'),
    alert('Sorry :-('),
    // etc. etc.
    'stop.html' // the value to be assigned if !(age > 18)
);

Please don't do this, MDN.

badp

the comma operator pain is mandatory

Unionhawk

Oh God what

Yuuki

5:02 PM

You can also do more than one operation during the assignation of a value. In this case, the last comma-separated value of the parenthesis will be the value to be assigned.

badp

blame C

Yuuki

I was looking on MDN to hopefully see some best practices for using the conditional ternary. Little did I know that I would be gazing into the mouth of the abyss.

badp

for(int i = 0, int j = 0; i++, j++; i < whatever) { ... }

Tim Stone

Dat double-alert() though

Yuuki

Up till now, I've only been using conditional ternary for basic default value assignment. Like var value = input !== null ? input : 0;.

badp

5:04 PM

well now you know better!

Avery

@Yuuki idk. You shouldn't worry about me as I won't be fasting as I'm already am a recovering anorexic person and, uh, also a non believer now.

Yuuki

Although even then it's been inside parameter construction.

So more like:

badp

remember @Yuuki, documentation shouldn't just document the best practices, but all of the practices, because eventually you will be reading code like what you pasted.

and the worst thing documentation can do is leave you hanging.

Yuuki

var param = mergeObjects(args, {
   'name': typeof name === 'string' ? name : '',
   ...
};

badp

this is something most of, say, the perl community tends to get wrong in an attempt not to drown newbies with ALL of the footnotes

@Yuuki WHAT IF I WANTED TO SUBCLASS STRINGS

Lazers 2.0

5:07 PM

-1

Q: How do I block a player in Heroes of the Storm?

How do I block communication from a toxic player in Heroes of the Storm? I found a "blocked players" list under Options → Social, but I don't see any way to add new players to the list.

heroes-of-the-storm

0

Q: How to unlock dodo invaders in learn to fly 3

I am playing learn to fly 3 on steam and there is an achievement called : Old School Fun, Not So Fun its description is this : Beat the highscore at Dodo Invaders I don't know what is Dodo Invaders and how to unlock it. I have search on the internet but nothing. Thank you.

steam achievements

9t.

i've only just realised how much i suck at organising webpages properly

Unionhawk

@Yuuki or c#ified: value = input ?? 0

(iirc)

(something like that)

Yes exactly like that

Oh God

1507

A: What do two question marks together mean in C#?

It's the null coalescing operator, and quite like the ternary (immediate-if) operator. See also ?? Operator - MSDN. FormsAuth = formsAuth ?? new FormsAuthenticationWrapper(); expands to: FormsAuth = formsAuth != null ? formsAuth : new FormsAuthenticationWrapper(); which further expands to: ...

Yuuki

So it's a null check only?

Unionhawk

string Answer = Answer1 ?? Answer2 ?? Answer3 ?? ...

@Yuuki yes

It's a pretty neat operator

9t.

5:23 PM

anyone mind helping me out with a little something since i kinda suck at web

GnomeSlice

@9t. lol settle down

badp

don't ask to ask just ask

Dragonrage

huh, i hadnt seen that operator before. thats pretty neat

badp

@Dragonrage please never to use the comma operator

know that it's there then delete it with the strongest prejudice

unless you mean ??

perl has it, //, but it's not joy

Dragonrage

5:38 PM

@badp i was talking about the ??operator

badp

you still end up writing a lot of, say, ($variable // [])

(and perl tries hard to avoid it)

Yuuki

Today in relevant "things you said back then coming back to bite you": "When you have your staff taking the Fifth Amendment, taking the Fifth so they are not prosecuted, when you have the man that set up the illegal server taking the Fifth, I think it is disgraceful."

Context: Flynn is taking the Fifth to avoid Congressional subpoena.

Wipqozn

@Yuuki oh well that's good then

Unionhawk

@badp that's a comment

Wipqozn

Honestly I don't think white hosue officials and politicians should be allowed to take the fifth for matter relating to national security or...well anything they did as a politicna

badp

5:48 PM

@Unionhawk no, at best it's an empty regular expression

comments start with #

Unionhawk

Your face starts with #

badp

my face is not executable, and does not compile

pray that no one removes the #

Unionhawk

@badp Yeah I mean that's why obviously

Frank

@Wipqozn Because politicans wrote the rules, and politicans write rules to benefit themselves.

Can't have the corruption going on without plausible deniability!

Yuuki

@Wipqozn It's an interesting question because the Fifth Amendment delineates a right of any person (courts have ruled that non-citizens still have US constitutional rights).

Lazers 2.0

6:00 PM

0

Q: How do I view replays for attacks?

In the normal base on Clash of Clans, there is an envelope you can click on to get to your attack and defense logs, however the builder base doesn't have one. Where are my replays located?

clash-of-clans-bb

badp

remember when Microsoft built the Office Shortcut Bar

apparently they made a public API for it msdn.microsoft.com/library/windows/desktop/cc144177.aspx

and it's still in Windows 10 blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20170504-00/?p=96106

Avery

Jim's wargaming jimquisition is out

badp

remember this thing

more commonly seen like this

Avery

Glorious

badp

and then they made one for IE6

with links to disney

and then apparently someone decided they needed menus

Unionhawk

6:07 PM

@badp rip ie6 support for so incidentally (soon)

Avery

@Unionhawk you can enable tls 1.0 and use it

thats how i use stack everyday

Dragonrage

do we have tags for mini games within games?

Unionhawk

@Avery why and how do you use ie6 in Linux /obtuse

badp

whine

Avery

@Unionhawk playonlinux

It literally can run ie6

badp

6:16 PM

blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20161116-00/… → blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20170509-00

fredley

Meanwhile, in factorio

dead inside

A friendly reminder that Starpoint Gemini 2 is free on Steam for the next 48 hours, so if you don't have it, add it your libraries whenever you can!

Unionhawk

@Avery :vomit:

badp

@Unionhawk and by using wine on windows you can run it on the latest Windowses!

Lazers 2.0

6:31 PM

0

Q: How much loot can you gain per day?

After attacking a few times and getting a bunch of loot, a message popped up saying I earned all the loot I could for the day. I wasn't really paying attention to how much loot I got, and I was spending it about as fast a I got it to upgrade new stuff, so I don't know how much I got. So, how much...

clash-of-clans-bb

badp

news.ycombinator.com/item?id=13603451

Avery

@badp but why

badp

@Avery YOU are the one asking me why?

Avery

trump why

turkey why

Tim Stone

tfw…

badp

6:38 PM

"what do you mean Isreal isn't the E-You?"

Avery

hell yeah I <3 erdo

(I can't /s that enough)

Yuuki

@Avery The nerve of Turkey, trying to take jobs that rightfully belong to American police.

The only people who can physically assault American protesters are American police. That's the way Dad did it, that's the way America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

Avery

amerikaninsesi.com/a/…

holy shit, he himself orders the attack

badp

blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20150310-00/?p=44503

yoda PHASERS=warp10 ah Raymond

9t.

yuh

Yuuki

6:46 PM

I swear, I'm the only person in my office that coughs.

9t.