The Bridge

2:00 PM

PUBG seems a good entry in that genre, but I don't think that genre is one I'd like.

I like the idea of a Hunger-Games-style game, but all the implementations I've seen look super generic.

PUBG and H1Z1 and that mod for that other game I can't remember the name of

They all look indistinguishable from each other and they're all just in generic modern settings which is utterly uninteresting to me.

Give me a fantasy variant with bow/arrows and findable magic spells or whatever and I'll be all over it.

Or just something visually interesting.

Make it a 2d top-down twin stick shooter, something to differentiate.

n_palum

@StrixVaria Cheaper to make what they have + larger audience for the genre they have = more money in their pockets (which is hopefully spent to improve it)

StrixVaria

@n_palum I don't know what point you're trying to make.

It's easier to make visually generic games? I guess so, but then presumably the whole audience of people like me isn't interested when the core gameplay loop may be something I'd like.

I wonder how big the audience of "people like me" is.

n_palum

My point is that the audience they can appeal to is significantly larger than the audience of "people like you" (i'd include myself alongside you)

Sterno

I think I'd enjoy the game @StrixVaria describes

But obviously I like this one too

n_palum

2:09 PM

PUBG a bit more polished than the H1Z1 which was more polished than DayZ which was more polished than the mod

Sterno

It's hard for me to get bored of shooting people in the face.

HI FBI

2

n_palum

Don't get me wrong, I'd be down for both genres, I just think there are many more people who are wanting a Hunger Games shooter they can play with their friends that isn't super clunky, so they went for that audience

Avery

Trump gets Mexico to agree to pay for the wall.

StrixVaria

@n_palum I'm not saying to make a game catering only to me. Include elements in this game that include a larger audience.

BlueBarren

@StrixVaria you might be thinking of the Culling, I'm pretty sure that game's main thing is hunger games-esque

n_palum

2:11 PM

^ Or culling yeah

Sterno

Culling seemed more interesting to me but was a lot less fun

StrixVaria

@BlueBarren Yeah, that was the only game in this genre that even remotely interested me.

Sterno

Melee combat just kind of sucks

StrixVaria

I didn't wind up getting it, and I'm glad I didn't, but it at least piqued my interest.

Unlike all these same-looking other ones.

BlueBarren

@StrixVaria personally I just have a problem with the abundance of early access games

n_palum

2:11 PM

Super interesting and visually appealing sometimes come at a cost.. especially for smaller companies

BlueBarren

too many low quality, low polished half baked projects

or maybe that comes off as too negative

I'm not saying they shouldn't try but I really don't need "early access" to every game under the sun that's being worked on

n_palum

@BlueBarren Depends if they're done well.. you get a few that have promise and are polished which get the money and feedback to improve

StrixVaria

I guess a more polished version of a game that already has an audience isn't a bad thing.

BlueBarren

I would rather have the full finished experienced

n_palum

You're not going to get a full finished experienced from some of these up and coming devs and teams

The point of early access is to help them get some revenue to actually maintain themselves working on the game and to get feedback so it's better when it releases

BlueBarren

2:13 PM

@n_palum Starbound and Terraria are the only games I've had a good early access experience with. Although Terraria was before early access was a thing and it was technically in beta for a while but it's the same idea

oh and Minecraft I guess

Sterno

PUBG is slower paced and less arcade-y than H1z1 too

BlueBarren

everything else just seems too broken, too boring or a bit of both

DanmakuGrazer

What about RimWorld? I've heard good things about its early access

BlueBarren

i.e. DayZ

Sterno

Which is probably why I like this but couldn't quite pull the trigger on H1Z1 after watching streams of it

n_palum

2:14 PM

I do enjoy Starbound..

StrixVaria

Also what is with the name of PUBG?

Sterno

No idea

Arperum

flips desk Stupid weird bug.

Sterno

I mean, PlayerUnknown made the Day Z mod, then worked on H1Z1, and then left them to do this

So I guess some people who like this genre know his name

n_palum

^ that's how these things happen

Sterno

2:14 PM

First I'd heard of it though

n_palum

People say, this isn't good enough, we can do better

BlueBarren

@n_palum I understand the purpose of why they do it, they need money now but that doesn't make the execution any better. It's like flooding a rainbow with the colour red, too much of something just makes it boring, not unique and un-appealing

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Gems of war: How do guild bonuses work?

If you are part of a guild you can donate gold to complete tasks, for every x task the statue will gain a level. When clicking on the statue it will display bonus stats but these never seem to be active. How can you activate these or are they always active? And for how long are they active?

gems-of-war

BlueBarren

unless it's the colour blue. Can't have too much blue ;)

Yuuki

> -Director who has never made anything even approaching a blockbuster tentpole, or even an English language film before
-Very noticeable lack of marketing materials released
-Reshoots this month
-Sony
-Writers worked on The 5th Wave and Rings as well as one who hasn't done a single English film except Antichrist

Things are not looking good for the Dark Tower movie.

StrixVaria

2:22 PM

:(

Yuuki

IT releases after the Dark Tower movie and we already have a trailer for that.

BlueBarren

so uh I started civ clicker back up

Arperum

@BlueBarren Why do you hate yourself with boredom?

Yuuki

On the other hand, the GitS movie is all right. Not bad, not great, and Johansson as the Major apparently wasn't the end of the world.

BlueBarren

@Arperum this is preventing me from being bored though

Wipqozn

2:36 PM

@Yuuki i like that Sony is listed as a negative

MBraedley

2:55 PM

hehe, my commit message from a short while ago:

> [Jira issue]

I feel so dirty...

Lazers 2.0

2

Q: Does the dialogue in the first level have any significance?

I have been playing NieR Automata on the hard difficulty and have played the first level more times than I care to admit! (Now that I have remapped my controls, things are better) In doing level 1 so many times, I kept hearing dialog from B2 and 9S in the facility discussing an intercom message ...

nier-automata

Sterno

I can't really see Dark Tower working as a single movie anyway

Yuuki

@Sterno There are rumors that the movie is a sequel to the series not an adaptation.

Sterno

A sequel could potentially be exactly the same as the original, given how the series ends

A non-sequel could be different than the original, given that making a book into a movie usually necessarily requires changes for the different format

In this case, the word "sequel" is almost meaningless, I think

Still can't believe King wrote himself into those books

Yuuki

3:14 PM

There is potentially one case where "sequel" would be a meaningful definition.

And I think the rumors are speaking to that one case.

Avery

when your country's human rights report (by USA Govt) is 74 pages, you know you live in a great country.

Sterno

I guess. I've never understood how the horn specifically matters though.

Yuuki

I'm not sure if it's the Horn itself or the fact that he has the Horn this time. Which implies that the cycle isn't identical with each iteration.

Sterno

Which would imply it wasn't identical with each previous one. Which means nothing is special about a sequel

Yuuki

Which in turn implies that things can change enough to where he can break free of the cycle.

Sterno

3:22 PM

Which goes back to me saying I don't see how you could do it in a single movie. :P

well, a single good movie

Yuuki

Fair enough, that does require reading through the Dark Tower series. Or at least having background knowledge of it.

Avery

tfw the 2016 version is even longer (I mean, only by a page, but still)

Yuuki

Okay, gonna set a date for Movie Night in late April and I'll put up a weekend poll on whether or not we choose new movies or go with Kubo.

Wipqozn

@Sterno That reminds me, I should consider streaming my dark souls 3 dlc failures

@Sterno I like the sound of that. Maybe I should buy it this weekend. or tonighty.

@Sterno It could just be one giant montage

@Sterno Stupidest thing

Fluttershy

3:43 PM

I feel like I just missed reading a Dark Tower spoiler. <_<

Fredy31

Got to love stack overflow. youtube.com/watch?v=VgC4b9K-gYU

Stack Overflow Introduces Dance Dance Authentication

►

Fluttershy

Also, @Sterno, I don't think the Dark Tower movie is meant to cover the whole story in one movie. From what I can tell, it's Gunslinger and Drawing of the Three. Wizards and Glass is going to be a Starz mini-series, and that's as far as they've planned so far.

Sterno

I refuse to feel bad about spoilers for a series whose last book came out 13 years ago

Fluttershy

Please accept my apology for not reading on the same schedule as you. :P

Also, damn, I didn't realize it'd been that long.

Sterno

I wasn't asking for an apology. I was explaining why I wouldn't be giving one. You'd never be able to talk about books/tv/movies if 13+ years was insufficient to avoid spoilers

(that said, I still tried to be vague)

Honestly, just don't read them

First 4 books are good

The rest are not

And honestly, 3 is pretty meh

Fluttershy

3:53 PM

@Sterno That's what I was commenting on. The fact that I think I managed to not read them. But without reading them, I wasn't sure if they were spoilers or not.

I just finished Wolves of the Calla yesterday. I enjoyed it well enough, but Drawing of the Three has been the best one so far, I think.

Sterno

Wolves was the one with lightsabers, right?

I think Drawing of the Three was my favorite too

Fluttershy

@Sterno Yeah. That's how Eddie described them, at least.

Sterno

Is that book 5?

Fluttershy

Yer bugger.

Sterno

I think that's the one where I was still hopeful but then had my hopes dashed and it made 5 worse in retrospect

Anyway, can't say why without spoilers.

Fluttershy

3:56 PM

I'll start Song of Susannah next week, so we'll see how that goes.

I was going to read Revelation Space before I started SoS, but I just can't get into it. The first couple chapters make me feel like I'm watching paint dry.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Minecraft wrong FPS

I've played a bit with Minecraft Windows 10 edition which is awesome fast and fluid. I've then tried the demo version of the original game, but it happens to feel laggy. What I don't understand, is that the FPS counter ingame (F3) shows a nearly constant 60FPS (drop sometimes to 59). My screen...

minecraft performance

badp

4:22 PM

Stack Overflow Unveils the Next Steps in Computer Security

Kaitlin Pike on March 30, 2017

At Stack Overflow, keeping your information safe is our top concern. And as a community with over 40 million people each month, it has to be: Our success has made us a frequent target of attacks.

Computer security is always evolving. Passwords are “what you know.” Smart cards are “what you have.” We decided to ask “how you do you.”

Today we’re proud to publicly launch that latest evolution.

This security update is the result of years of work, requiring advances in many fields such as computer vision, AI and advanced calisthenics. …

murgatroid99

Really, an April Fools day joke two days early? That's pretty dumb

Tim Stone

Well, it was posted only nine minutes pre-UTC 31st, but it is a bit silly

Ronan

There is an alternate theory.

They're going to announce it was an april fools on april 1st, but that's the fool and it's actually real.

Yuuki

What if it's not an April Fools Day joke?

Lazers 2.0

1

Q: What's the deal with FRLG hidden items?

Essentially I want to know how to get the hidden items that don't appear until later on to... well, appear. For instance the tinymushrooms in mt. moon, and all the items in both underground paths don't appear until you do something. Respectively I believe it is getting cut, rescuing mr. fuji, f...

pokemon-frlg

StrixVaria

4:39 PM

@badp IT'S NOT APRIL 1 YET

badp

@StrixVaria NZ

murgatroid99

@TimStone Even one day early is dumb

StrixVaria

@badp Where?

Tim Stone

@murgatroid99 I mean timezones and whatnot but obviously that's not even applicable here

Twitter keeps Twittering

OMG JUST OPEN UP GOOGLE MAPS ON YOUR PHONE JUST DO IT NOW

Tweeted by mikeselinker on March 31, 2017 at 3:53 PM

PACMAP

Fluttershy

4:59 PM

Anyone here have any experience with 401K liquidation?

StrixVaria

@TimStone Disappointed that it moved my view somewhere in Japan instead of doing it at my current location.

Can we do anything right?

Fredy31

lol

Sterno

It doesn't handle roundabouts well

Avery

@TimStone bad idea imo

murgatroid99

@Avery why?

Tim Stone

5:14 PM

Oh, snap, Facebook is launching a crowdfunding feature

Lazers 2.0

-6

Q: Does the Arquade community interested in owning arcade sites?

I would like to know whether the Arquade community is interested in arcade scripts? Can you recommend me a gaming website platform which I can set up like an arcade machine? So visitors can play on my site for free and I may earn a little via advertisements like Google AdSense for example.

arcade

Tim Stone

@murgatroid99 Well, it is kind of stupid to go "Oh the egg is associated with harassment so instead of trying to do anything about that we'll just change the icon lol"

Which is the tl;dr of it

murgatroid99

The association is already there, independent of whether they tackle the harassment problem directly

Tim Stone

That seems like the fate of any icon until they tackle the harassment problem directly

murgatroid99

It doesn't make sense to assume that trying to solve this problem implies that they are avoiding the other one

Tim Stone

5:18 PM

Eh, it's Twitter's modus operandi

murgatroid99

I mean, it wouldn't even be the same people. "We've tasked the graphic designers with changing the default icon, which means the programmers don't have time to work on anti-harassment features"

Avery

@murgatroid99 egg was an iconic one. It was a smart one. Birds have a constant theme in twitter (hell, it gets the name from the sounds birds make), and birds hatch from an egg. So using an egg as a "new user" icon was smart and unique, compared to most other platforms having generic icon. They are, however, switching to one now. Which, imo, is a bad idea.

Tim Stone

@murgatroid99 It's just a recurring theme of management misprioritization

@Avery They went into detail about how they wanted to make it non-gendered too even though like, an egg kind of accomplished that very well by not being human-like

Avery

yeah

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Is there a way to fix which update version is shown in Pokémon Go?

I recently got a new phone and switch from Android to iPhone. After I configured my phone, the first app I installed was Pokémon Go. The current version for iPhone is 1.29.1, which the app store reflects correctly. I went into the settings to turn off music/sounds effects, but I noticed that i...

pokemon-go

Sterno

5:27 PM

So I guess the Pathfinder RPG is doing a space version called Starfinder

I love me some sci-fi RPGs but I'm tired of bloated rulesets like Pathfinder

UNSURE HOW TO FEEL

Fully compatible with Pathfinder, which means Space Marines can shoot D&D monsters. NOW REALLY UNSURE HOW TO FEEL

My brain is okay with needing 15 sword swings to kill a high level guy, but not 15 bullets

GnomeSlice

Tim Stone

lol, wtf

GnomeSlice

@Sterno a sword swing causes more damage than a bullet

BlueBarren

@Sterno isn't that called Mass Effect Andromeda? /s

Sterno

@GnomeSlice I'm pretty sure we could argue cases in either direction

GnomeSlice

5:32 PM

probably but i think it would go towards swords more

BlueBarren

I never knew I wanted this gif until now

Sterno

I think you haven't spent much time around shotguns

GnomeSlice

you can remove parts of a body with a single swords strike, not usually a single bullet

RedRiderX

@GnomeSlice Exploding bullet

GnomeSlice

shotguns dont shoot "bullets" but good point

Sterno

5:34 PM

I can visualize a guy in plate mail who keeps getting hit but his armor is blunting most of the hits. I'm not saying it's right, but I'm saying that's what 30 years of D&D has trained my brain to do.

I can't imagine someone getting shot 15 times and just being like "Yeah, dude, bring me more"

I mean, in reality, you don't want to get hit either way

Warhammer to the head will kill you just like a bullet to the head

But this is sci-fi, so you have to up it a notch

Now you're talking laser/plasma weapons

And they're all like "Whee, I do 1d8 damage!"

Hit points that scale with level are the problem, really

DanmakuGrazer

Sounds like Fallout

StrixVaria

@Sterno Higher levels just make combat faster.

At level 1 you really have to beat that kobold to death. You have to mean it, and make sure.

At level 10 accidentally murdering things has become second nature.

Sterno

@StrixVaria That has not been my experience with D&D games. Higher levels mean slower battles

StrixVaria

@Sterno I mean if HP doesn't scale.

Sterno

Oh, gotcha

Well, even if I don't buy the core book, I'll definitely buy their adventure paths. I love modules, and it's hard to find good sci-fi modules. Paizo has a pretty good track record for modules

Yuuki

5:39 PM

@Sterno I thought you played The Division?

StrixVaria

@Yuuki "played" and "enjoyed" are different.

I "played" the Division.

I didn't like it for all the same reasons I don't like Borderlands, except The Division also wasn't funny or interesting.

Fluttershy

Same can be said about Destiny. Bullet sponges for days...

Fredy31

Just realised I asked a third of the BotW questions. 39/125

StrixVaria

I think the neatest thing about The Division was the first 10 minutes when I walked up the same stretch of 8th avenue I would if I walked to the train station from work and recognized like 2-3 things.

It really wasn't actually close to the real life 8th ave though.

Fredy31

Might be asking too much questions. At least this is not the mafia.

StrixVaria

5:43 PM

Also the door you use to go into the very first mission thing in Madison Square Garden is the exact same door I use when I go to NY Penn Station, and as soon as you walk through nothing is remotely like how it looks in reality so the cool factor was gone pretty quick.

Sterno

@Yuuki Video games are different, to an extent. Though that was definitely a complaint I had about The Division. Too bullet spongey

I'm fine with, say, Overwatch though, because it's PVP

StrixVaria

Gameplay over realism, sure, but when one of your selling points is using the real world as a setting and you choose real places to use that I'm familiar with, it kills the suspension of disbelief, where I could maintain it for a place I don't know at all.

user15026

@Fredy31 as long as they're good quality questions and not just easily googleable stuff to get rep, I fail to see a problem

Sterno

I think part of why I really am enjoying PUBG is because you can often one-shot people

Fredy31

@Ash

@Ash well I just find it funny how I'm just on fire asking question after question

StrixVaria

5:46 PM

@Sterno My issue with games like this is the fact that it's easy to get one-shotted makes it too high-stress.

Sterno

It's funny how many games go the other way. 20 bullets to kill someone, or one knife/arrow hit!

user15026

@Fredy31 okay

StrixVaria

Especially in games that last tens of minutes and death means try again from scratch.

Sterno

@StrixVaria Yeah, it definitely doesn't seem like your cup of tea

ANd you also have no idea where it came from half the time

Fredy31

@Sterno Wanna talk about CoD? Where you can take 6 bullets but a knife bounced 5 times hit you in the foot and you go down

StrixVaria

5:47 PM

In Overwatch you can get one-shotted depending on your character if the other team has a Widowmaker, but for the most part the stakes of an individual death are pretty low and you respawn pretty quick and can try again.

Fredy31

It was funny for 1 game, but now its a staple

StrixVaria

It's still not fun, but it's not game-killingly unfun.

Sterno

That's because the knives are silver and all the soldiers are secretly werewolves. Duh

@StrixVaria It is if the widow is really good at just does it to you over and over again

StrixVaria

It can be in the worst case, yes.

But it's usually tolerable.

Fredy31

@Sterno That would be a fantastic twist. Opening then the series to become Call of Duty: DnD Warfare

Then I would play THE FUCK out of it.

Avery

5:50 PM

@Fredy31 TBH I used to consider that annoying but I stopped caring long ago.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How can I tell when I make an offhand punch attack?

I am working on a Hill Orc Gladiator of Uskayaw that uses a combination of one-handed axe and offhand punches to maximise hits per turn thus maximising piety gains thus putting that sweet, sweet +3 Invocations aptitude to a real good use. At least, that's a working theory. The problem is, I can'...

dungeon-crawl-stone-soup

0

Q: Is there any unique item to get from minigames?

Usually, when you pretty much perfect a minigame in a Zelda game, you get some unique item (talking about something that is not Rupees, often it's a piece of heart). In Breath of the Wild, these items do not exist. So is there anything unique to get from MiniGames (like snow bowling) or is it ju...

zelda-breath-of-the-wild

0

Q: What does Horse Strength do?

Horses have 3 stats : Strength, Speed and Stamina. Speed and Stamina are pretty straight forward. Speed, is well, how fast you can go, and stamina decides the number of times you can boost the speed before it has to rest. But what does strength do?

zelda-breath-of-the-wild

0

Q: What are the Horses Temperament, and what do they change?

Horses have a temperament, that here in the example is Gentle. What are the different temperaments? And what do they change about your horse?

zelda-breath-of-the-wild

StrixVaria

The entire coal industry employs fewer people than Arby's

Fredy31

@Avery Me too, but I can't keep myself, every time I see a knife gif or something like that, to think Really? This is STILL a thing?

Oh hi my wall of questions.

Frank

@StrixVaria I bet they disproportionately contribute to their politicians, though.

Fredy31

Hey bridge, Since we are all here; I'm looking for an Android game to play on the bus, any suggestions

BlueBarren

6:02 PM

@Fredy31 Tetris

I mean I play it on iOS but I'm assuming EA released it on Android

Fredy31

Dont think thats even a question

The sure DID

Probably about 8 tiems

BlueBarren

I've only ever seen 1 mobile tetris

they actually just update that version

they went through a big update a couple of months ago

changed the entire UI and everything

I mean the gameplay never actually changes though because it's tetris

StrixVaria

@Frank It's a symbolic thing for Trump too.

Fredy31

you probably havent looked hard enough

BlueBarren

There is only one official Tetris app by EA

Frank

6:06 PM

@StrixVaria Because it lets him piss all over Obama's legacy.

BlueBarren

and I'm pretty sure they're the only ones with the rights to make mobile Tetris

everything else would technically be a ripoff

kind of like how Ubisoft has the rights to make console Tetris I'm pretty sure

ANYWAYS

I still recommend Tetris

Fredy31

I've got 2 from EA

:p

BlueBarren

okay blitz isn't the same thing

it's like a new version of tetris

I mean OG Tetris

Blitz has this weird power up system and stuff

I haven't played it in years because I wanted regular Tetris

it isn't the worst though if you wanted to play it

MadMAxJr

6:29 PM

Hello sir can I interest you in Tengen Tetris?

BlueBarren

@MadMAxJr No, I prefer tetria thank you very much. Hold nose high

MadMAxJr

Tetris (Atari)

Tetris (styled TETЯIS) is a puzzle game developed by Atari Games and originally released for arcades in 1988. Based on Alexey Pajitnov's Tetris, Atari's version features the same gameplay as the computer editions of the game, as players must stack differently shaped falling blocks to form and eliminate horizontal lines from the playing field. The game features several difficulty levels and two-player simultaneous play. Atari later ported the game to the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) and released an unlicensed NES version in 1989 under its Tengen brand. However, there were issues with the...

If you're not familiar with the 'Tengen' issue.

Always a good read.

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Cannot find simple click game “Smugglers” (spaceships, planets (Nox III, Tempest IX, Pirate Outpost, etc.)

For quite some time now, I have been looking for a game that I have played a long time ago. As far as I can recall, the game was freeware and called “Smugglers”. You had the opportunity to travel between different planets with names like Nox III, Tempest IX or Pirate Outpost. You were able to tra...

a-space-shooter

GnomeSlice

preach

cc @StrixVaria lol

Sterno

6:45 PM

Oh, tomorrow is Believe Literally Nothing day. Yay

Kind of glad it's a Saturday and I won't be near the internet anyway

Unionhawk

Why is it only 2:45

Who is responsible for this

Is it @Wipqozn

It's @Wipqozn isn't it

I bet he'll try to deny it too like "it's actually 3:45 lol"

MBraedley

@Unionhawk No, @Wipqozn would tell you it's 3:45 (well, 3:48)

And so would I

Unionhawk

I N B 7

MBraedley

Yeah, me not reading to the end of chat again...

Unionhawk

The conspiracy goes a level deeper

MBraedley

6:49 PM

But at least you're not asking @Yuuki

Yuuki

It's 13:50.

Arperum

You're all completely wrong.

It's 20:51

GnomeSlice

soundcloud.com/lowlypalace/…

@Chippies @Avery @GodEmperorDune

Unionhawk

Bridge inb4 formula: "inb{{natural number greater than 3}}”

Yuuki

It's 2173:54.

Unionhawk

6:55 PM

This is funny because December 2016 was that many hours ago

Yuuki

inb3.14 bridge kills jokes

Unionhawk

Dammit @Yuuki I was going to say real number but I didn't

Yuuki

inb5+3i

Unionhawk

Slash remove yuuki

StrixVaria

I have something in my eye it's your fault @Wipqozn

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO GO WASH MY EYE OUT BEFORE I HAVE TO LEAVE FOR THE TRAIN

This is the worst.

BlueBarren

7:04 PM

@StrixVaria no, @Wipqozn is the worst

MBraedley

7:19 PM

It's (basically) financial new year! Happy New Year!

All the things I needed to get done by now are done!!!

Lazers 2.0

7:31 PM

0

Q: Can I transfer a profile to a new Nintendo Switch?

I plan this summer to buy another Nintendo Switch so I can play on the bus (And my SO can play at work too) But my profile is already on the Nintendo Switch I have; Can I transfer it to another Nintendo Switch?

nintendo-switch

user15026

@MBraedley yaaaaaay

MBraedley

I can get back to boring old programming next week.

Lazers 2.0

-1

Q: MineCraft modding issues

So, I installed forge, but a mods folder wasn't created. I made my own, put the mods in, but the launcher keeps on crashing. Any suggestions?

minecraft mods

0

Q: Xbox game update stuck at 100% ~ xbox 1

I left it to updat all night but when I checked it, it says it at 100% so I left it for about an hour and it still says it's at 100% what do I do

destiny-rise-of-iron

Fredy31

7:48 PM

Oh well reddit.com/r/place

1hr left to the work day

Avery

@Fredy31 that's like million dollar home page but on reddit

and slightly more glorious

Yuuki

@Avery I like that failed attempt at a swastika on the left.

Lazers 2.0

8:05 PM

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Q: Battlefield 1 , Can i run it

So I played Battlefield 1 Beta and I was able to play it 1920x1080 medium settings and I was getting around 60 fps , and I was wondering if I could play the full version with same settings and same experience like is there any differnce between Beta and Full version in terms of perfomance. Btw my...

battlefield-1

Avery

@Yuuki I like "bill clinton is a rapist" at bottom

Arperum

DAMMIT RANDOM LETSPLAYER, WHY DID YOU MENTION PIZZA

NOW I WANT 10PM PIZZA

Fredy31

@Arperum welp now I have to hack Lazers 2.0 to just mention Pizza at random intervals

Arperum

@Fredy31 If you actually start asking questions all containing "pizza" in the except I can and will ignore you.

Fredy31

MadMAxJr

8:13 PM

All pizzas are personal pizzas if you throw away your standards and mirrors.

Fredy31

Now I just have to find questions that talk about Pizzas

Arperum

@Fredy31 Other option: I just ignore you right now and be done with it.

Fredy31

and that are gaming related

Arperum

There, problem solved.

Also solves the issue of annoying animated gif.

Fredy31

Damn it. Foiled again.

MadMAxJr

8:15 PM

The Pizza Box of Many Things.

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How do I get special cars?

Ok, so I just got GTA 5 for Xbox 360, and I heard of special cars, so I asked a friend. He told me just to walk in my garage, and so I did, and I clicked right on the d-pad and nothing happened. All I want to know is how to get special cars??

xbox-360 grand-theft-auto-5 gta-online

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Q: What's the name of the christmas lights in the unturned editor?

I'd like to know, as in i'm making a map and it'll be needed for as it is set place in winter.

unturned

Unionhawk

Can you imagine being mad at today's Google doodle

BlueBarren

8 mins ago, by Fredy31

Arperum

@BlueBarren Get ignored. See you maybe at some point in the future.

BlueBarren

man now I want pizza...

Unionhawk

8:24 PM

(spoiler alert people are mad at Google doodle)

Fredy31

It's 4:30PM here, I'm making myself hungry

and I'm not home until 6

ARGH

BlueBarren

@Fredy31 same

but I leave at 4:30

Fredy31

Probably dont have the same doodle

How would people be mad?

Unionhawk

You do not

Don't even try to Google something if you're a straight white guy without a limp... https://t.co/7dIVw3IMIQ

Tweeted by RubinReport on March 31, 2017 at 6:18 PM

🙃

Fredy31

Oh wow.

Yeah, every white person that voted for Trump will be OUTRAGED

Unionhawk

8:28 PM

He has clarified in a more recent tweet

The reaction prob exists for real somewhere though

Statistically speaking

Arperum

@Unionhawk I don't even see what would be offensive on the doodle?

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Issues with MC 1.7.10 Forge

so I'm trying to run MineCraft with forge, but always either crashes or freezes up and stops responding during the Forge loading screen. Any Suggestions?

minecraft mods minecraft-forge

Unionhawk

The fact that that tweet seemed plausible and that it needed "this is a joke" speaks volumes about the state of the internet

My only logical move to recover from this lack of doubly looking into things is a diversion