The Bridge

> Clothes are the music of the body and you hear them with your eyes. So open your ears and watch!

7:07 PM

> This may be the worst start to an administration ever. Trump has an approval rating of 40 percent, and his national security adviser resigned three weeks into the job. I was saying this on Twitter earlier, and someone responded that William Henry Harrison had a worse start. Harrison died 31 days into his presidency.

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@Unionhawk I mean, are we 31 days in yet?

iunno

It feels like it's been years.

Like, almost 30 I think

It's been a long 4 years

wasn't the inag on jan 20th?

so we should have what, 6 or 7 days till we hit 31

7:10 PM

I mean he hasn't and likely won't die in the next few days so he'll at least be better off than Harrison

I'm curious if he'd ever resign

> As he had with Clay, Harrison resisted pressure from other Whigs over partisan patronage. When a group arrived in his office on March 16 to demand the removal of all Democrats from any appointed office, Harrison proclaimed, "So help me God, I will resign my office before I can be guilty of such an iniquity!"

I mean, I dunno...

@Yuuki no

It feels like we're 31 years into this

tbh

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7:20 PM

Well, it doesn't help that you're stressing yourself out about it every single day.

@Sterno hey they say that this president has done more in the last three weeks than obama has in eight years!!

@Sterno I mean, today is perhaps the first day where there's nothing to stress about so I guess that's a good sign.

@Yuuki That doesn't seem to be stopping anyone

Or at least nothing new.

@Yuuki you mean other than Russia's violation of cold war arm control treaties?

7:22 PM

@badp LA DEE DA I'M NOT LISTENING, MY BODY CAN'T TOLERATE SUCH A PROLONGED FIGHT-OR-FLIGHT RESPONSE, DEE DEE DAAAAAAA

or China telling Trump that North Korea is their problem?

@Yuuki brace yourself, there are still, hmm, 1438 days left.

Unless he gets re-elected.

Q: Is it possible to transfer koi to a new phone?

no

1438 worst case

Lazers 2.0

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Is it possible to transfer my dragons and other koi to my new phone? I know that you can connect to Facebook and Google Play Games. Will they automatically transfer or do I have to start over?

zen-koi

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Q: Minecraft Pocket Edition skeleton bow draw?

I am wondering, how does a skeleton draws his bow in pocket edition? Is that done the same way as a player or it's some kind of a state/flag? Any idea how is that done?

minecraft-pocket-edition

>>> 365.25*4-23
1438

>>> 365.25*8-23
2899

NO

7:25 PM

@Unionhawk please do not panic as you realize how old you will be in 8 years.

IN 8 YEARS AMERICA WILL STOP BEING ON FIRE

DON'T YOU TAKE THIS FROM ME

@Unionhawk I mean, most fires go out when there's only ashes left.

@Unionhawk so I shouldn't google for "Ivanka Trump 2024"?

don't worry we'll be extinct long before then.

I hear being nuked is pretty painless!

@Unionhawk Then Don Jr. will run

It will be much rougher for those in the rural areas, you know, with the whole "blast makes you go blind stuff" and the whole "couple months of -30°C weather"

I hear things will be better if you duck and cover.

always have a towel with you!

7:29 PM

best case scenario is the house gets taken away from him in 2018, thus ending his trifecta

Worst case scenario... idk, he declares a purge and everyone is dead tomorrow, or something

@Sterno I'm talking about the real him, not the doppleganger.

fortunately those are not equally likely scenarios

@Sterno I've fought him twice. Doppleganger version (main mission), and real version (side mission)

and Trump will start the purge by tweeting

http://nuke.activation.super.secret.3c6a7ce1c7e9502711750709f20840e433be9a79.a7‌38264abd1c5198320528432b12034242340762.pet.gov.us/?nuclear_code=kfVsfOSbJY0

pfffffffft, you think the US uses .gov.us?

Nope

We invented the internet, we get regular .gov

7:33 PM

well, that's why it's secret

USA USA USA

@badp I would just expect him to tweet, "Nuking country 'x' right now"

@BlueBarren but why do that when the first 1000 lucky visitors can nuke whatever they like

or however many nukes are there

3000

ish

On the upside, we get to play Real-Life Fallout instead of whatever hot mess Bethesda's going to churn out for Fallout 5.

7:35 PM

@badp because I never win those contests

SOMEONE DOES

@Yuuki Bethesda would still screw that up. Here's to falling through the ground in real-life raises glass

Q: Is it possible for multiple summons to participate in the same chase?

@Wipqozn Okay. Real him was the one I hated. Doppleganger was first try

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In Naruto Online, you can equip 3 summons that help you string together chases. I've tried many combinations with my ninja's chase skills and my chases never seem to utilize more than 1 summon per turn. I'm wondering if it's possible to chain something like ninja + summon + summon + ninja in a si...

naruto-online

@Yuuki The Elder Scrolls 7: Fallout

(GET IT BECAUSE FALLOUT 4 FELT LIKE SKYRIM EXCEPT THIS TIME IT'S FALLOUT?)

7:37 PM

@Unionhawk What province from Tamriel is that?

meanwhile

@BlueBarren Iunno

Dayton, maybe

(Dayton appeared on a Railroad chalkboard)

arstechnica.com/gaming/2017/02/…

Mhmm

@BlueBarren Red Mountain could literally explode and we could head back to Morrowind.

7:38 PM

"Additional Map feature" sounds evil

I'll buy it, and it'll probably be worth overall

MBraedley

Useless Oracle error message is useless

@badp Interesting that you have to find the bonus content, you could potentially just lose out on all your bonuses if they hide it well

@badp I have no idea wtf that means

@Unionhawk I guess something that will show items or secrets on the map?

for example.

7:39 PM

Maybe

idk

@Yuuki to be fair Elder Scrolls games don't have to be named after provinces. Example: Oblivion, although it is another dimension...

murgatroid99

@badp Or it's just new locations on the overworld map

...or that, you could read it like that.

"WE PUT A LAKE IN YOUR GAME!! ENJOY!"

@badp It's a showcase for their newfangled fish AI.

Nintendo always has top-of-the-line fish AI.

@Yuuki no no no it's where you do the zelda duplication glitch.

MadMAxJr

7:41 PM

I'm sure it'll add kart racing and mini-golf to Zelda.

You need the empty bottles, then you dip them in the water and... where's @Unionhawk when you need him

@badp If you jump into the lake with CENSORED item equipped while flipping, your Switch will spit out an extra copy of Breath of the Wild.

once you have 10 Zeldas, you get an option to duplicate 1 additional Zelda per minute

Next-level duplication glitches.

This kills the @StrixVaria

7:44 PM

@badp you need to hold the left control stick in the ESS position and then equip a particular weapon at the same time as pouring out the bottle.

then enter any loading zone

it's simple, really

@Wipqozn The centipede boss is ridiculously easy

@Yuuki Bethesda game without the game-breaking bugs just doesn't deliver the intended experience

@Unionhawk don't forget to input the konami code

@Unionhawk Right, but it only really picks up when you're duplicating a thousand Zeldas per second.

@Chippies I mean, the problem with Fallout 4 was never the bugs, imo.

7:45 PM

Yeah, Fallout 4 just bored me eventually

@Yuuki just design choices

@Yuuki it certainly would've been better without them... Or, you know, on an engine that wasn't ancient

"there's another sett--" DON'T CARE

And story choices.

then again, I only played Fallout 4 up to the first gas station, because the ancient engine was really disappointing me

7:46 PM

There is also that

no support for 21:9? physics going apeshit if fps goes over 60? Real 2015 material, amirite?

and that's before you even get to the actual bugs

inb4 someone posts a screenshot of some radroaches

Jason Berkan

I played Fallout 4 up until the end of Fallout 3 and said nope.

@Chippies RIP @twobugs

@Sterno Tedious as heck though

tbh if fallout4 is just fallout3 in a different city with a settlement building minigame, i'm fine with that

i'll find out if i ever get a new computer

btw @Wipqozn if it doesn't work out between you and @sterno, i call next

7:50 PM

I am super happy I dodged the hype for fallout4, since I wasn't going to like the game at all.

@GodEmperorDune I really wish that the settlement building was single settlement.

@Arperum Honestly, I'm not that disappointed with Fallout 4.

I just didn't play it non-stop.

It was ok

But it bored me after a while

All things totaled, it was worth the money I put into it.

@GodEmperorDune I'm not in the list for that position. I got flowers delivered at work from my girfriend today :D

@Yuuki I can probably not say the same but meh

7:52 PM

@Arperum i'm happily married as well, but hey a new fast computer

@GodEmperorDune Sorry but if things don't work out between me and @Sterno I'll be dating @Yuuki next

Oh my.

@Wipqozn i see what you did there, hue

@Yuuki I'm pretty sure it would have had a hard time keeping me entertaining even if it wasn't annoying everyone who likes the franchise.

@Wipqozn Really? He went faster than most bosses for me

almost face-tankable

7:53 PM

@Sterno If I face tanked him I just died right way. I needed to stay behind him. his little face killed me quickly.

@GodEmperorDune Eh, I can buy one myself if I want.

besides @Wipqozn i'm from LA, i've had my fill of hipsters

So I needed to play run around, or jump down from high spots on him

To me it was the whole "it's like skyrim with guns except oh wait guns are loud :|" thing

Although I kinda want to, but can't because saving up for a new roof.

7:54 PM

Well, I'd run up a ladder, and then drop down on him for a ton of damage. Then just spam slash a while and run away

His damage wasn't enough to make standing there hacking a bad idea

(unless I ran out of ki)

That's where I'm at now. Just beat him

@Unionhawk I don't know how I'd do it, but I wish combat in Skyrim was tighter.

I pretty much do any and all sub-missions before doing a main mission

My playtime with skyrim is 47 hours, and I have never at any point fully unlocked the FUS RO DA shout IIRC.

Combat in Fallout feels better than combat in Skyrim.

Including Twilight Missions that aren't like level 100+

7:55 PM

At least to me.

I keep finding new mods and restarting until I am bored to death of the start of the game.

Twilight missions don't really seem worth it gear-wise

@Yuuki I enjoy sneaking around and shooing dudes

I mean, it's better, but who cares? 30 minutes later it's irrelevant

It's the whole "every skyrim character ends up being a stealth archer" problem

because stealth archery is so good

7:56 PM

Alpha strike is a powerful strategy.