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2:00 PM
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@badp the answer incidentally is a sr dev and lead of this project
>_>;
 
@Wipqozn That's fine. I'll be playing Nioh when I get to OrigamiRobot's this week, and will continue to chip away at Bloodborne in the meantime and after.
 
@Unionhawk he just needed to mark the block that will contain the condition
 
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Q: Does the game have alternative damage models?

user598527The current damage models is very forgiving and allows crashing at extreme speeds. Is it possible to disable damage altogether or use a more realistic model, for example?

 
I finally hit soft cap on vitality, got my endurance to 25, and will now start dumping into Strength.
 
2:01 PM
I think the intent was to eventually have this be configurable, but that never ended up happening
 
You're suppose to pick jobs through the portal, but to do that you rank preferences through 5 select dropdown menus, each of them only stating the job title and ID
 
@Fluttershy Is this your temporary stay or definitive moving in thing?
 
@Fluttershy Make sure to give him a big hug from his favourite Turtle (that's me)
 
Given that this is school of computing's intern portal, half of the titles are "Software Engineer Intern"
 
That sounds supremely dumb
 
2:02 PM
@PrivatePansy what are the other ones?
 
@Fluttershy tell him to come back to the bridge =p
 
"Intern Developer"?
 
"Software Development Intern", "Intern", "IT Intern", uh...
 
@badp I saw "Ninja developer" on one and facepalmed
 
2:04 PM
I don't know how these pics are from 4am EST
 
@Arperum Temporary stay for now.
 
@PrivatePansy ooooh soccer video analysis
 
They don't even list the companies! You have to go to another page to check which company's software engineering intern you're applying to be
 
Software QA Intern would probably be the worst
 
2:05 PM
Regular software QA-ing is already the worst, I don't want to imagine being an intern there
 
"Startup making an IOT (Internet of Things) to make homes and families safer" is probably also :|
Like, first of all that isn't even a job title
 
The system is confusing - its the same system used to register for Final Year Projects
So half the companies assumed its the title of the job position, and the other half assumed its for the project the intern will be working under
I mean, either is fine, but the system should just pick one because having a mix is really stupid
 
@PrivatePansy can't you apply directly to companies?
 
That's what I did
Although if there's a requirement to do an internship to graduate then probably not
Fortunately, the co-op program was not required at Dayton
 
@badp You can, but then you have to get the company to fill up the evaluation forms and register under the intern portal
And you need to have an internship already lined up by next week
Also some of these companies in the portal are actually quite good
 
2:09 PM
@Fluttershy I hope it works out for both of you.
 
It's the portal itself that's making me cringe
 
I would say it was probably built by an intern, but that's probably not true, it's probably a vendor product
which is why it sucks
 
Oh, and did I mention that the resume and introduction area you can fill up does zero filtering? It literally tells you that HTML is allowed, and so the first thing I did was turn the page background orange using a <style> tag. The system accept it with no complaints.
 
<marquee>This system sucks</marquee>
 
2:13 PM
@Fluttershy but he's dead
 
@Sterno maybe he has a fancy crypt
 
They limit it to 5000 characters, but that's fine - you just need about 15 to compromise the user
 
@PrivatePansy fun times.
 
I wonder what happens if I enter ";- DROP TABLE students as my email address
 
@PrivatePansy Make an actual emailadres containing said text.
 
2:16 PM
@Arperum Whitespace isn't valid in email :(
 
@PrivatePansy It totally is.
"this is a valid email"@test.com
 
I mean, name is a far more versatile field
 
Is valid IIRC, the double quotes might have to be single quotes though.
 
I'm pretty sure valid email is [\w\d_]+@[\w\d_]+\.[\w\d]+ or something
 
@Unionhawk The actual regex is about a few hundred characters long
 
2:17 PM
@Unionhawk No. bad. Not even close.
 
And yeah, not even close
 
@PrivatePansy ugh
 
@Arperum double quotes
 
@PrivatePansy It's lazy close
 
@Unionhawk +, - and . are all valid, and a lot more interesting characters
 
2:19 PM
Right, and there's also the subdomain case that's not included
 
Sites that disallow + annoy me.
 
(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:(?:(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t]
)+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|"(?:[^\"\r\\]|\\.|(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t]))*"(?:(?:
\r\n)?[ \t])*)(?:\.(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(
?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|"(?:[^\"\r\\]|\\.|(?:(?:\r\n)?[
\t]))*"(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*))*@(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\0
31]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|\[([^\[\]\r\\]|\\.)*\
](?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*)(?:\.(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+
Regex \o/
That btw is an rfc822 compliant email validation regex
 
And this is not even considering internationalized TLDs, country code TLD, etc.
 
@KevinvanderVelden This would probably accept theodore@is.sick.dfs
 
I believe that is valid
 
2:20 PM
@Unionhawk The . in the second part is also not required. It's perfectly valid to have an email like "this is dumb"Noseriously@com
 
Which is a valid email address, but not a legal email address
 
@Arperum huh, I'm sure I've run into dozens of forms that won't validate until you start typing the tld
 
@KevinvanderVelden I'd heard it was impossible to wrtite one
 
Well maybe not dozens
But at least 3
 
Okay, I'm 90% sure the system might also be SQL injection vulnerable
 
2:21 PM
does it accept a+b@com.com ?
 
Oh no wait, that's just another XSS vulnerability
 
@Unionhawk Oh yea, but those forms are using an invalid validation. I'm talking on RFC basis, not stupid wrong form validation.
 
I entered a SQL injection string into the address field. It got accepted, but didn't show up again when I tried to edit it because the quotation marks were not escaped, which broke the HTML input element
This is just sad
 
@djsmiley2k RFC822 has been long since surpassed. And it's technically possible to write a regex, just crazy and stupid and almost guaranteed to be wrong.
 
On the bright side I can now make the edit form's background orange too
 
Okay, so is FFXIV: ARR an expansion for FFXIV that requires the base game? because on store.eu.square-enix.com/uk/ff-30th-anniversary, they're different entities
 
cxan't deal with comments in email addresses tho :(
 
Also don't think it handles internationalized TLDs
 
@djsmiley2k Yes, I've seen that page before :p Did not remeber this specific line though:
> The regular expression does not cope with comments in email addresses. The RFC allows comments to be arbitrarily nested. A single regular expression cannot cope with this.
 
@Arperum Challenge accepted...
 
2:24 PM
You can put comments into email addresses!?
 
@Nzall lul
 
Signs that a solution is overengineered: comments in e-mail addresses.
 
@PrivatePansy you can put all sorts of weird craps
 
@PrivatePansy You can put a ridiculous amount of insane stuff in emailadresses.
 
Yeah, at a certain point, your email address is stupid
Comments, quotations to include whitespace, etc
 
2:25 PM
@Unionhawk Is there an email address that uses all the stupid stuff possible?
 
@Unionhawk Yes, and the RFC is probably allowing even dumber stuff.
 
Ugh
No
Stop
 
Part of me wants to create an email address I can give to spammers just to mess with them
 
@Nzall regex categorically cannot handle arbitrary nesting
 
like, something that uses every single feature from RFC822
@KevinvanderVelden Do you got a link somewhere that explains what arbitrary nesting is and why regex can't handle it?
 
2:27 PM
@Nzall You have to find a host that will allow it though. It's not because you can have comments in your eamil according to the RFC that gmail will allow you to do so (I don't know if they do or not)
 
@Nzall It's kind of in the name of regex
 
@Nzall arbitrary nesting is well... nesting things to an arbitrary level
 
@Arperum I believe not
 
ah, I've found something
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Q: Can regular expressions be used to match nested patterns?

Richard DormanIs it possible to write a regular expression that matches a nested pattern that occurs an unknown number of times. For example, can a regular expression match an opening and closing brace when there are an unknown number of open closing braces nested within the outer braces. For example: public...

 
@Unionhawk I know Microsoft does allow spaces. Had a coworker at an earlier job test it out once I mentioned it was valid.
 
2:28 PM
ugh
 
So you could define a grammar that says you can put parenthesis in parenthesis, as long as you have them properly balanced and close them inside the level you start
 
I was not aware the depths of which email could be stupid
 
oh right, (comment) is a comment in an email address
 
@Unionhawk It's even deeper. The best way to actually test if an email is valid is send a confirmation mail.
 
Although I should never underestimate how stupid developers can be
 
2:30 PM
Wait that's to simplistic that'd always work, you need to types of token sets that match (i.e. () and <>, you need to use the matching one. So you can say ( <> ) but not ( <) >
You cannot validated that to an arbitrary level with regex
 
@Arperum Yeah, I'm pretty sure my e-mail "validation" routine simply looks for an @ sign. After that, we just rely on bounces.
 
@JasonBerkan This is the best option.
 
@Arperum s/best/only
Because an email can be valid and not exist, or even be the one you meant
 
> very."(),:;<>[]".VERY."very@\\\ \"very".unusual@strange.example.com
that's a valid emailadress.
> Abc.@example.com
That one is not.
 
-1
not enough punycode
 
2:37 PM
@Arperum Doesn't that contain unmatched double quotes? I only count 5 doubles in there
 
@Nzall The fourth one is escaped, and thus does not actually close the quotation block. (having them escaped is only allowed in a quotation block)
 
So I think I might need to take my dog to the vet.
I tried a one-arm lift earlier this morning and she yelped.
@Arperum Several sites, for one, refuse the + notation that I normally use to distinguish between different sites that I sign up for.
 
24 mins ago, by Arperum
@Unionhawk Oh yea, but those forms are using an invalid validation. I'm talking on RFC basis, not stupid wrong form validation.
 
> I still maintain that if protesters want to really make an impact, they should attend any public event he's [Trump] meant to be at en masse, and as soon as he makes an appearance, quickly and quietly leave.
> That's the most British protest I've ever heard of and I love it.
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cc @fredley @Ronan
 
I love that idea
 
2:48 PM
That might actually work, he's mistaken protesters for supporters
Speaking of that time he did that, that trip, they were using phone camera lights to allow him to read classified docs
Think about that for a minute
 
@Unionhawk This was a comment on a news post that Trump is rescheduling his UK visit to take place during a Parliament recess so he'll avoid "embarrassment".
Note that if Parliament is in recess while he's visiting, he can't address Parliament.
Which makes sense, I guess, we don't want Theresa May to show him up again.
 
If you came up with "wait, isn't pointing a cell phone camera at classified docs super insecure?" then YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT BUT NOTHING MATTERS
BUT EMAILS
 
EMAILS ARE FINE AS LONG AS IT'S TRUMP
WHY ARE YOU BRINGING UP SUCH IRRELEVANT MATTERS
 
discussing classified info at a golf club with members nearby BUT EMAILS
 
@KevinvanderVelden He's bringing fake news, get this so-called journalist out of the building.
 
2:56 PM
this is madness
 
everything is madness
 
@Unionhawk yemen raid BUT BENGHAZI
 
Yes
I don't understand how he's calling that a success
several civilians and a SEAL were killed, and the target escaped
that's a mission failure restart level in every video game ever
 
Duh, it was something trump initiated so it's a success
 
sets fire to everything, starting with anyone that dumb
 
@Unionhawk Well, the "argument" is that it was an intelligence gathering mission. To which my question is "why are you sending in an assault team to gather intelligence?".
 
@Yuuki That was from a segment in The Daily Show talking to people at a Trump rally.
 
@Unionhawk Yeah, I know Jordan Klepper. I just refuse to believe that this isn't staged.
 
Sure it's cherrypicked, but there's no reason to believe it was staged, unfortunately
 
3:00 PM
My brain doesn't accept that anyone could be this... uninformed.
 
@Yuuki People believe the crap Alex Jones says, what's your point
 
Well, I get For Honor free with my wife's PC
 
@Sterno So it also comes with uPlay?
 
@Sterno Not bad. Assuming you have any interest in it.
If you don't, I'll buy it from you. :D
 
@Sterno Correction: she gets it for free =p
 
user15026
3:04 PM
Whee, dentist appointment time :/
 
Cyborg teeth?
 
user15026
Gotta chew those cupcakes somehow :p
 
I vote titanium with RGBW LEDs in then
 
user15026
Heck yes this is a good plan :p
 
user15026
Rainbow teeth!
 
3:06 PM
Yes!
 
@KevinvanderVelden in the words of President Donald Trump: WRONG
 
@KevinvanderVelden it's gone too far
I had actually thought it went too far when I found out RGB RAM existed
(So last week)
I like RGB as much as the next guy but not everything needs to be RGB
 
I'm thinking about making custom heatsinks for my ram with RGB leds behind a plexi diffuser
 
@BlueBarren I'm not even a fan of putting RGB on my keyboard.
And that's like the lowest level.
 
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Crowdfunding platforms

Proposed Q&A site for a site about all crowdfunding platforms. The best place for asking advice for making your own crowdfunding campaign, or to avoid wasting money on impossible campaigns.

Currently in definition.

 
3:12 PM
@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment Oh lord
 
Chat! I have popcorn
I love this job, boss just comes by with popcorn randomly =p
 
My boss just comes by singing the praises of Ben Shapiro and Tomi Lahren.
Significantly less great than popcorn, and I don't even like popcorn.
 
Tammy is just the worst
And also she hates it when people type her name wrong like that
so take that
 
@Yuuki but what's nice about most RGB keyboards is you can give it one solid colour. Or are you no lights at all?
 
3:17 PM
@BlueBarren that's only the later RGB keyboards where that's an option, older RGB keyboards just picked one color for the entire thing
 
@BlueBarren I don't have any lights on my current keyboard (which I got just last week).
 
@KevinvanderVelden well that's why I said most, because it's relatively more common now
 
@Yuuki Not even *lock lights?
 
@Yuuki so rare, you're like an albino!
 
@KevinvanderVelden Okay, maybe state lights.
But that's just three little LEDs.
I've seen some fancy RGB keyboards and they're just not my cup of tea.
 
3:23 PM
BUT HOW WILL YOU KNOW WHERE WASD ARE IF YOU DON'T HAVE THEM LIT UP A DIFFERENT COLOR????
 
@Unionhawk Well, at this point in my life, I'm surprised that my fingers aren't permanently fused to the WASD keys.
 
after playing too much hots my fingers linger on qwer instead
@Unionhawk I let my keyboard go rainbow because I'm too lazy to make things particular colours
 
My position is shifted up/right one, so I'm at aw3r by default. I move down/left to shift/awd when gaming
 
@KevinvanderVelden A-down, W/R-left/right, 3-up?
 
3:28 PM
Gaming: pinky on shift, non-gaming: pinky on a
 
so who here uses resharper?
 
@BlueBarren Everyone who uses visual studio and doesn't hate himself with the passion of a thousand suns?
 
I use VS without Resharper.
 
@Arperum Well I just started using it and I was wondering it suggests using var all the time
 
with that I'm proven to be absolutely mad
 
3:32 PM
You're on the bridge
 
@JasonBerkan Why do you hate yourself this much?
 
@Arperum I use monodevelop.
 
I don't. VS is a good IDE.
 
Another point that shows me that I'm crazy.
 
@JasonBerkan Yes, Resharper makes it better.
 
3:33 PM
(I do have vs enterprise 2016 or whatever legally, but I don't use it)
 
Also, I was a consultant for 7+ years and could not rely on the client sites having Resharper. Therefore, I was scared to become dependent on it.
 
allegedly we're getting resharper for all devs at some point
 
We can have resharper here if we want it, I'm meh on it
 
It was just suggested I use it from a guy who I might be working with
so I thought I'd look at it
tbh it seems more annoying than useful so far
telling me to make all my strings as a string variable
like go away
 
@BlueBarren You can tell it to go away for this?
 
3:37 PM
Yes, there's a nice uninstall button =p
 
@Arperum well I found the setting that's supposed to do it but it keeps going back to it's default setting
 
@KevinvanderVelden slaps
 
@Avery best of luck
 
@JasonBerkan Yea, that's a valid reason.
 
@badp I need all the lucks at this point. I need everything to go according to plan.
 
3:41 PM
@Avery ...as much as I wish you the best of luck I wouldn't plan on getting hired by Valve
 
that's not the plan
 
gut gut
 
It's just a lucky hope haha
the main part is basically getting into usa
which will be FUN^TM
 
what
Okay yes you are mad
mad crazy insane
 
yes
 
3:45 PM
@Avery I would pick Canada instead
 
@BlueBarren the laws there are much stricter
 
At least Turkey isn't a travel ban candidate at this point
 
@BlueBarren Do you know how hard it is to immigrate to Canada?
 
so you've got that going for you so far
 
@JasonBerkan I was born here, so no?
 
3:45 PM
As in, to get in I'd need 5 sponsors in canada. In USA I can literally go on my own.
 
@Unionhawk every country is a travel ban candidate at any point in time
 
@Unionhawk mr trump has business there?
 
which is batshit insane on my end, but meh,
turkey is batshit insane too
 
@KevinvanderVelden That and it was never on the list to begin with
 
You can go — as a tourist
 
3:46 PM
@badp check steam
 
for some maximum amount of time
 
(it is entirely possible that was a coincidence since he used an obama era list from something plus syria)
 
@Avery Well, if you come down to Houston/Texas, we should definitely get lunch or dinner.
 
@Yuuki I'm likely going to stay in texas actually
 
@Yuuki way to discriminate against breakfast
 
3:47 PM
@BlueBarren You need money, or skills that Canada wants.
 
@Avery Ooo~
@BlueBarren One needs to have time to have breakfast to be able to have breakfast with other people.
 
@BlueBarren breakfast is overrated
 
@JasonBerkan oh... well I wouldn't be able to get in here then xD
 
Morning, Bridge
 
@Avery Any ideas on where or is it unknown?
 
3:48 PM
@JasonBerkan Technically, this is probably the direction legal immigration in the US is going to go
 
@Yuuki I wake up hungry so I make time for breakfast
@Unionhawk uh breakfast has some of the best foods ever
 
@BlueBarren I have breakfast, I just don't have time to go out for breakfast with other people.
 
And note the five sponsors that Avery requires? If she costs the Canadian government any money (i.e. welfare), they come after the sponsors for reimbursement.
 
@BlueBarren breakfast is the worst
 
@Yuuki not even on a weekend or something?
 
3:49 PM
Breakfast food can be good
 
@KevinvanderVelden no that's @Wipqozn (I mean he doesn't even like bacon!)
 
@Yuuki I noted it down somewhere but can't find it atm
 
@BlueBarren Weekends are for brunch.
 
@BlueBarren multiple things can be equally the worst
 
Breakfast food can also suck
 
3:49 PM
@Yuuki or just straight up breakfast
 
Brunch > breakfast.
 
@Yuuki Yes
Very yes
 
Brunch is like the best thing.
 
@KevinvanderVelden not on @Wipqozn 's level? (How far are we allowed to take this joke?)
 
Number one, waking up later
 
3:50 PM
> "Dad, am I adopted?"
> "No, son, we haven't found anyone who'll take you yet."
 
Isn't brunch the same thing as breakfast just later in the morning?
 
@BlueBarren brunch is the unholy offspring of breakfast and lunch
 
@BlueBarren No. Brunch is vastly superiour
 
@KevinvanderVelden pretty sure that doesn't tell me what it entails
@SaintWacko how?
 
Ignore @KevinvanderVelden, clearly he's adopted.
 
3:51 PM
@BlueBarren Mimosas
 
Breakfast is the best
 
@SaintWacko Yes
 
and a good brunch is just breakfast at lunch anyways
 
@Yuuki I just hate the word
 
I approve of @KevinvanderVelden hatred of a word
 
3:52 PM
@SaintWacko ehem, because I know what a mimosa is (I totally don't)
 
@KevinvanderVelden Would you prefer 早午饭?
 
@BlueBarren google is a thing =p. I also don't know it
 
orange juice plus champagne
 
@BlueBarren It's a brunch cocktail, a mix of champagne and orange juice
 
@SaintWacko *brunch cocktail
 
3:53 PM
@KevinvanderVelden why do I need google when I have @SaintWacko ? Look he answered it for me with the correction of @Unionhawk
 
@Yuuki is it not some abomination created by mashing words together? Then sure
 
I think adding mimosas automatically makes it brunch regardless of the time, technically
 
@KevinvanderVelden I mean, you can't really mash words together in Chinese.
 
@Unionhawk Yeah, that's true
 
@Yuuki so yay \o/
 
3:53 PM
@Yuuki wait... isn't that how chinese actually works?
 
@KevinvanderVelden cough brexit cough
 
mashing words together?
 
@JasonBerkan yes, also the worst. For all the reasons in that case
 
or vowels or whatever they were called
 
@Avery Well, portmanteaus aren't really a concept in Chinese.
 
3:55 PM
hmmm so Trudeau and Trump meet face to face
 
At least not in the English sense.
Yes, you can find certain parts of logograms in other logograms, but there's not really that sense of literally combining parts of "words".
I mean, it's not like you can really split a Chinese logogram phonetically anyway since every logogram is a single syllable.
 
@Arperum aha! I found the setting I was looking for
 

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