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12:20 AM
For Honor doesn't go live until I have to sleep. T_T
 
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Q: How do I spawn with more Elixir?

VemonusSimilar to Blood Vials in Bloodborne, you carry Elixir in Nioh. Unlike in Bloodborne, you always start with at least a set number each time you spawn. At the beginning of the game, you spawn with 3. I currently spawn with 4. What did I do to increase this number and how can I increase it further...

 
@Fluttershy solution: don't sleep
 
@GodEmperorDune :(
 
> [Gal*Gun: Double Peace] was deemed objectionable and banned in New Zealand by the OFLC, due to its "sexualization of underage schoolgirls and low difficulty, making the game purely for titilation."
lesson learned, New Zealand would've been ok with it if it was made to be more difficult
new Dark Souls mod released making it look like Gal*Gun
 
12:48 AM
How are people streaming For Honor but I still can't launch it for 4 hours?
Streamer privilege.
 
@StrixVaria RIP @twobugs
 
@StrixVaria Review copies?
 
Don't think I want to watch any campaign gameplay before I start tomorrow.
Ugh, tomorrow is my last day off work for paternity leave; I have to go back Wednesday.
 
.@seanspicer Thanks, Spicey! @usweekly does not recommend investing in individual stocks. Stick with a broad mix of low-cost index funds.
 
You have the right to ignore Valentine's Day as much as you want. https://t.co/m4TtEOrdip
ACLU SAID SO
 
12:54 AM
UGH THIS BUNDLE IS SO GOOD
Dammit @badp
 
@StrixVaria seriously
 
@StrixVaria But I own most of the game already :(
 
@PrivatePansy I'm missing The Witness, Stardew Valley, and at least 1 other one I wanted so that's already cost-effective.
Even if there are a whole slew of dupes.
 
Oh wow, how did I miss The Witness
 
How did I already own No Time to Explain?
I cannot remember ever buying that.
 
12:59 AM
I think it's technically cost effective for me
But otoh not spending $30 would probably be better
@GodEmperorDune Spicey's bio says "former chief of staff and comm director GOP" :think:
 
watch @twobugs FAIL to parry everything
 
oh i am such an idiot. as i was looking at what games to buy i saw The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel II and saw it was in stock yet i hadn't received an email about it being so since i added it to the list last month. reviewing my notification list and the out of stock one i listed was the Vita version not the PS3 version
 
You know, when the people who get caught doing this see themselves, I wonder if they ever think "I should have just confessed I didn't know that"
 
Always double down. Never admit to weakness.
 
@Wipqozn WRONG
 
1:42 AM
@StrixVaria It's....hard. It doesn't help that many use such admissions against them.
 
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Apocalyptic

Proposed Q&A site for the one location with Q&A for all Apocalyptic scenarios. You only have time or space for a single download from the internet, as the end of the world as we know it nears. Everything you need to have for reference is here!

Currently in definition.

 
@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment VTC as duplicate of Wikipedia
 
@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment Preppers.SE
 
2:02 AM
 
Ugh
This is why we can't have nice things
 
2:16 AM
@Unionhawk that's been said so many times it's a wonder we ever had any nice things to complain about not having
@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment VTC as duplicate of Google
 
2:29 AM
 
2:49 AM
Judge finds "direct evidence of animus" underlying the president's travel ban, pointing specifically to TV intervie… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/831333497885302786
It turns out, Rudy being an idiot may be the single nail this coffin needs
Thanks Rudy
 
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Q: servers.dat Ending

TheKingElessarCould someone please tell me how the servers.dat file in .minecraft is supposed to end (the text near the end of the file)? Mine was corrupted, so when I tried to fix it I think that I messed with how it ended. I've tried playing around with adding these at the end: , but I haven't gotten it. Th...

 
\o/
 
that reminds me, maybe a week old but...
^ he makes a good point. all this effort trying to sue people could have been spent making decent games
 
@badp your country is beautiful
 
@GnomeSlice i agree
 
3:05 AM
Dude the executive branch is not having a good time at all lol
Judge: Irrelevant that Trump didn't block all Muslims. "It is discriminatory purpose that matters, no matter how in… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/831332601755467777
 
This is brilliant
 
@PrivatePansy i don't think it works as well as i had hoped
 
Finally a good use of image recognition algorithms
 
CLOSE ENOUGH
 
3:13 AM
@PrivatePansy no it's not
that's not even shoujo ai/yuri
 
user15026
.... Alright then
 
@Wipqozn Well... like a moron, I summoned help for Shadows of Yharnam. We went in with me having 93k echoes. Within 10 seconds, my helper died.
 
@PrivatePansy 2 minutes later...
 
@Fluttershy rekt
There's a giant pillar in that boss room @Fluttershy. Make good use of it.
 
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Q: Increase and Decrease Power of Pokemon's Moves with Rivalry Ability

JTRAccording to Bulbapedia, When using a move, Rivalry raises the power of the move by 25% if the target and the Pokémon with this Ability have the same gender, but reduces base power by 25% if the target and the Pokémon with this Ability have opposite genders. If the Pokémon with this A...

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Q: Whenever I try to join a game, it says, "Could not join due to join script failure."

Jim JonesI try to to join a server that my friend is in, but when the Roblox Gameplay window pops up, it shows a message that says: Could Not Join Due To Join Script Failure There is nothing wrong with my internet connection or anything else. I checked for solutions but none work. I don't know what ...

 
3:26 AM
@Unionhawk excellent
 
@Wipqozn I killed them, but by the end of it, I had 0 blood vials, and 1/4 health.
 
@Fluttershy Yeah they can be a tough fight. The first phase isn't that bad, honestly, just need to be patient and wait for openings. In that second phase though they get some ranges attacks which can really fuck you up.
Having a weapon with high enough DPS that you can very quickly kill one of them once the third phase starts makes a huge difference too.
 
@Wipqozn I was using the Tonitrus +6. It was so so.
 
@Unionhawk The decision seemed a little strange to me but the comparison to the Ten Commandments statue is compelling
 
Did we do the "Flynn resigned" bit in here yet?
If not, that ^
 
Good Chaos to you all.
@Wipqozn can I bug you on a post on Arqade that may need some upper-level diamond attention?
unless I've missed another moderator in the list, which is entirely possible :)
 
user15026
What's up?
 
ohai @Ash
 
user15026
Is the post flagged?
 
4:15 AM
not yet, because E:SLOW
actually yes it is
 
user15026
Because what?
 
flagged and edit request
 
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Q: Clan Name Ideas

BaconHotdogI am making a new clan for YouTube so that we can do collaborations and stuff but i'm not very creative when it comes to names. I am looking for 4 letter names such as FaZe but i will accept anything at this point. Thank you in advance for your advice. I am also looking to recruit people for the ...

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Q: Is there a time system while selling items in Recettear?

ZibbobzRecettear has a system of selling items based on bargaining - one thing that I have never quite understood though, is if you are timed during the bargaining part of the game, and if taking too much time to barter causes you to waste more time. Is there any type of 'timing' involved in this par...

 
@Lazers2.0 that one
@Ash Slow internet (shorthand from the Ubuntu Developer world, E = Error, "SLOW" = error reason)
the post game up in Smokey on Charcoal, i'm just poking things :)
 
user15026
Mmmmkay give me a minute to poke at it
 
4:16 AM
yup
 
user15026
Alright, done what I can for now :)
 
cool.
goes back to monitoring Smokey because he's running a debug on it
 
@badp Donations are closing in on $2 million now.
Wow
 
@TimStone hooray
 
BREAKING: Gen. Michael Flynn retires as National Security Advisor https://on.rt.com/833n
loool
I'm going to go to bed while I'm still laughing
 
4:31 AM
@TimStone hey, who was that on the side there? oh it was Gaddafi! man i haven't heard anything about him for years. i wonder what happened to him *looks up wikipedia*.....oh
 
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Q: Pokemon Artificial Intelligence

ChibiNyaI'm working on a thesis about programming an AI combat system for Pokemon (To be implemented in Showdown!). However, I would like to include historical information about the existing implementations of this. Have been scouring the internet for some sort of algorithm that explains how the AI Trai...

 
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha we're still fucked probably but at least Moscow will be sad for a bit
Also hold the phone retires is not the word
Time out
 
user20683
@Unionhawk the word you are looking for is resigns
 
Yes
 
user15026
4:43 AM
@Unionhawk Yeah, retires is not the word they should have used here
 
Is this the soonest a presidential appointee has resigned?
 
user20683
@GodEmperorDune I would doubt it
 
user15026
I apologize for interrupting politics with pizza rings :P
 
user20683
also go over to politics.SE with this stuff
 
user20683
I know a certain Greek man who would love to see you there ;)
 
user15026
4:47 AM
shrugs It's chill
 
user15026
Unless you mean the pizza ring :P
 
user15026
I don't know if anyone would appreciate the pizza ring
 
user15026
Now I want pizza
 
5:02 AM
@Ash i'm sure there's a pizza enthusiast looking for such a ring
 
user image
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This is the fruit of my effort today
He's really, really big.
 
5:29 AM
@Frank looks good though
Really nice chrome
 
@PrivatePansy porn's?
 
@GodEmperorDune It's a Thai restaurant, opened by a TV star called Pornsak
 
But yes, it has fun with its name
 
5:34 AM
I would totally go with 2 ladies for the discount
 
I mean, it's logo is an elephant's bottom
 
5:46 AM
@PrivatePansy Bring both ur GF and WIFE?
 
user15026
I know people who could legitimately do that
 
user15026
So hey, discounted dinner :P
 
6:15 AM
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Life in the USSR and Socialist block

Proposed Q&A site for this site is for questions about how daily life was conducted in the USSR and former Socialist countries. Presumed to be answered by eyewitnesses.

Currently in definition.

 
6:29 AM
@PrivatePansy i feel weird for knowing pornsak existed before you mentioned him
 
 
1 hour later…
7:45 AM
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Q: What is Nano Boost's targeting sensitivity?

klm123Last update on PTR added "Allows players to adjust Nano Boost’s targeting sensitivity". But what exactly Nano Boost’s targeting sensitivity is? I tried two extreme values of 100 and 10 and didn't see any difference.

 
Fucking finally
Got new id
 
Now, time for passport
 
it's not the same agency?
 
Nope
 
7:55 AM
:/
 
Im at citizenship services
Passport is at police something
 
gotcha
 
Idk what will arrive first
Passport or id
(Id arrives in 15, passport arrives in 3)
I got a temp id for now
But it has a picture so apparently it'd work
Also turkish govt now has my biometric image, hand prints of both hands and both middle fibgers
In other news turkey is now a Certificate Authority apparently
 
@Avery both middle fingers? is that for some middle finger recognition software when you are flipping the bird in a crowd?
 
shrug probaably
 
8:15 AM
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Q: new leaf animal crossing public works donations

Francheska Glosserhow do you get your player to donate money for the public works projects? there is nothing their to collect the money. its just Lloyd whizzing around in his little square cube.

 
9:01 AM
wharrwhaarrbl
 
9:50 AM
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Q: Dark Souls - busiest platform?

TCassaDark Souls is, by far, the greatest game I have ever played and I will never forget the freezing cold winter when I stayed at home most days and played it about 5 years ago. I had it on xbox 360. I'll admit I am not the world's greatest video gamer, and I summoned help for almost all bosses, an...

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Q: What are the best characters in Fire emblem: Heroes and why?

GaweyI have been looking for information to know which are the best characters and strategies to follow, but I do not find anything really useful. The game is new, but there are already enough people playing. If anyone knows anything about it I would like to know, which units do you consider the best...

 
@KevinvanderVelden blahrrgardle
rherrwherbl
 
barrbarbl.
Someday we'll make a proper language out if this
We'll have words
We'll have the best words
 
And we could use them to talk about north korea firing missiles at japan while at a golf course without worrying about everyone in hearing range overhearing top secret intel
Or just do what trump does and just not care because holy shit that is a thing that happened
 
@KevinvanderVelden Eh, Russia already knows, so they have no need to listen in.
 
10:00 AM
alternatively you could learn sign language. Sign language I think is the most uncommon secretive language out of all hearing spoken languages.
 
Sign language isn't a spoken language
 
@BlueBug Except sign language is not a spoken language...
 
Nor is it secretive
 
That too.
 
Also inb4
 
10:02 AM
Yup.
Nothing special with that.
 
Reducing sign language to a secret language is also not exactly positive to people who need to use it to communicate.
That's like saying Russian is a secret language because you don't speak it.
Also: sign language is a stupidly wide array of languages. There are a shitton of different ones.
 
if speaking, making sound is required, you could make a sign language that creates sound. And depending on the gesture and the tone of the sound, the message can be interpreted differently. Or maybe use spoken language with sign language at the same time and the sign language and modify the spoken language, turning spoken language into secretive language.
 
You do know what a sign language is right?
If it's making sound it's not a sign language
That's just speaking
(or, you know, clapping or whatever)
 
EVERYTHING 👏 IS 👏👏 TERRIBLE 👏, 👏.
 
10:09 AM
Your counter argument is logical. My brain farts out of idea. Secret language is tough.
dang I found this job internship epicgames.avature.net/careers/JobDetail/… I want to apply so bad but I don't have good portfolio atm.
 
@BlueBug At this point it is not a sign language, it's some random made up language. Which is "secret" as far as people have not figured out your language. Which will happen if you actually use it in front of spies who are trained to see such things.
 
"Hello fellow human being who is not part of a conspiracy to overthrow no president of any state of america united or otherwise that totally does not exist, I wanted to point out with no particular stress for the peculiar word choice going forward that we will fidget the violin bag at his place when the big ball of fire in the blue goes unseen."
NO WAY YOU CAN DECODE MY SECRET LANGUAGE BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW I WAS OBNOXIOUSLY WINKING ALL THE WAY THROUGH THAT SENTENCE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR HOPES ARE NOW THIS PEAR
 
@badp .........i'm calling the police
 
AND TELL THEM WHAT
MY SECRET LANGUAGE SKILLZ ARE UNPARALLED
YOU SURELY FAILED TO NOTICE THE QUOTATION MARKS AROUND THE EDGES OF THE SENTENCE, AND HOW THEY DEMARK THAT THIS WAS MERELY AN EXAMPLE SENTENCE
 
Somebody needs to reset the @badp again
 
10:17 AM
@badp that you are suspected to be clinically insane and need to locked up and tested for the good of the public before you insanity leads to greater abuse of mod powers
look at all that yelling you are doing
 
@KevinvanderVelden I'm pretty sure you're the person closest to him. So you'll have to make the drive.
 
Great
Why can't @FAE or @Jochem do it, they're closer
 
But nobody came...
they're doing valentine's duuuh
 
Makes sense
 
YOUR HOPES
TO AVOID THE DRIVE
AND THIS PEAR
ARE NOW ONE
AND THE SAME
FROM TWO, ONE
AND FROM BOTH
THREE
@KevinvanderVelden confirmed.
BOOM THAT'S THE HOLY TRINITY EXPLAINED TOO BY GOOD MEASURE. I'M ON A ROLL BABY
THE HOPE THE PEAR AND THE NOT WIPQOZN
 
10:22 AM
Is it possible to report a modder? Or is it the end of the world, despair, the total annihilation of hope through dictatorship of mad yet powerful 88.7k man?
 
@BlueBug depends if @badp is really a person or a sock puppet
 
dun dun dun
 
@BlueBug Who would you want to report that is making mods?
 
oh I get it... hehe... limp chuckles
 
@Arperum who's blue and shows that they have 88.7k rep
 
10:35 AM
@Memor-X That doesn't mean he's making mods, which a modder does. (I knew perfectly well who they were talking about, I chose to poke at the wordchoice instead)
 
11:01 AM
@Arperum who said he's not
 
@badp do you make mods?
 
user15026
@BlueBug sign language is a) not hearing b) not secret c) a variety of different language d) more common than you think e) a legitimate language (or, well, languages, because see c))
 
11:20 AM
yay it appears Steam Greenlight is going to die....though 5k is really steep
 
They haven't announced a number yet
They've specified somewhere between 100 and 5000
And the money is recoupable
(probably via the fee being (partially) waved until then or something)
Basically it's an attempt at making steam into not itch.io
Which is good, if you want to make an actual business selling games: go to steam. If you are a hobbyist that just wants to release a game and don't want to make it a business: go to itch.io
And now, lunch \o
 
@KevinvanderVelden yeh i know but i'm not complaining. every month i worked on my game i put $100 away and i've been working on my game for ~5 years so i got ~6k saved
just thinking about the other people who might be Otaku's and be broke most of the time while working on theirs
@KevinvanderVelden and if you want to release absolute shite?
 
11:39 AM
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Q: How does Reflect Blows work?

Fluidized Pigeon ReactorThe Reflect Blow perk gives you a 10% chance of reflecting melee damage. I'd like to know the mechanics of it. Assume an opponent reflects my blow. I'd expect it to work as follows. I sneak attack with a 400 damage weapon, gaining x3 damage, for a total of 1200 physical damage. The weapon is en...

 
@Memor-X that's what we have toilets for now a days
 
Good afternoon
 
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Q: Lethality in League Of Legends

LuciferangelHow does the new Lethality system work. I have tried reading the patch notes but i dont seem to understand. Could someone simplify for me? Thanks in advance

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Q: What to improve?

Doyban Hello, After hours I finished my Free Multiplatform Game available on Android, Facebook and Chrome Web Store. I want to ask you what I might improve in that game? Soon iOS and Windows Phone versions will be added, but something more? Project website with link to Facebook, Android and Chrome ...

 
@Ash Yup. We told him too :)
 
11:55 AM
Hmmm chocolate
We have eastereggs at work! \o/
 
@KevinvanderVelden That's a bit early...
 
@Arperum we apparently had them for 3 weeks already but they were just opened
 
@Memor-X Why on earth is there a reading of steam published post with half naked dudes in the background?
 
@Arperum because jimquisition
 
@KevinvanderVelden Sounds terrible.
 
11:58 AM
Yup, on the one hand his content is great, on the other hand his presentation is absolute crap
 
@KevinvanderVelden Yes. I just closed the video because terrible.
 
@Arperum i take it you missed out on fuck konami
 
@Memor-X Yes, and I intend to keep missing out on it.
 
I had a massive laughter attack last night from that Reddit thread on the Worst Valentine's Present possible
one of the top answers was "a bowl filled with those strings you pull off bananas"
like, I couldn't even share it with my coworker without bursting into laughter
 
Jimquisition should basically always be marked as NSFW
 
12:10 PM
@Arperum He was talking about the Metal Gear Solid XXX parody as a literal "fuck Konami" news
he also did a review on that parody, which was glorious but I'm not going to link for obvious reasons
 
continues ignoring the entire thing
 
@Arperum If you're at work, that's indeed the best option
 
@KevinvanderVelden do I look like Arda Xi?
@Arperum he is a bit crass.
That's his aesthetic.
but yes that episode's fuck konami news is pretty much a callback to his actual review on actual youtube on his actual channel of an actual MGS-themed porno.
only one scene from it needed censoring though.
also I just have repeated everything @Nzall said
BUT BETTER
 
@badp a bit? =p
 
MY SUPERIOR WORDING IS SURE TO AMAZE ARPERUM AND MAKE HIM REALIZE THE ERROR OF HIS WAYS
HE WILL CERTAINLY NOW COME TO THANKING GOD FOR HIM
ANY SECOND NOW
 
12:26 PM
@badp I don't think @Arperum knows the reference, but he should
 
Don't mess with fish. https://t.co/RUfhrBWbnb
 
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Q: No Steam Trading Allowed

TheShadow358Heyo! So here's my question: Can I trade when my steam guard is disabled? Just wondering before i'm gonna do it. I'm a CS:GO/Game trader so if i'm not able to do that... Yea... You get what I mean.

 
@Chippies Thank Cod For Me?
 
@badp NO CAN DO
 
SEE
WHAT BEAUTIFUL WORDS
THE BEST WORDS
GENUINE WORDS
NO ONE WILL ARGUE OTHERWISE
PERIOD
 
12:33 PM
Dammit 2minutes.
 
what it's been 2 minutes already?
man I'm slow to the draw
@Arperum no it hasn't
can't you edit it back?
 
I can't edit that message anymore anyway.
 
there
I'm all for ETHICAL MOD ABUSE
 
Eh, I can survive some modabuse.
 
ETHICS IN MOD ABUSE ARE VERY IMPORTANT TO ME
 
12:36 PM
@badp Acceptable.
 
@badp news to me
 
badp is one of the most ethical mod abusers in the business
 
@Unionhawk when people want to know about ETHICAL MOD ABUSE they come to me
 
1:12 PM
~The work keeps piling up faster than I can complete it~
~La la la~
 
@Arperum That's just hilarious
 
@Nzall Indeed
 
Dammit, CSS, why are you so hard to get right?
Anyone here who may be able to give some input?
 
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Q: Redstone tips for labs

DollerbrineI like Redstone, but I find it challenging. Can anyone give instructions for creations for my minecraft lab

 
1:16 PM
@Nzall depends on the question =p
 
there are dropdowns in there, but they're slightly misaligned
 
@Wipqozn Muneshige is a dick
 
I want the dropdown divs under level request, package and approvals to align with the padding, not the content
so there's not a 10px gap on the left
 
Yeah it's being offset by the padding of the parent element
add a negative left margin
 
thanks. One more issue: the dropdown divs have their width decrease when you hover over the longest element in there. Is there a way for it to not do this without setting a width? these strings are localized, so I can't really establish a min-width or a max width
 
1:22 PM
@Nzall Don't change your font/fontsize on hover?
 
@Arperum That's my backup plan
 
Not with the constraints given, no
There's really ugly hacks probably but eh
 
Okay, I'll see what we'll do about that then
but given that it doesn't change font-weight in our current menu, I don't think it's that big of a deal.
 
changing font-weight on hover is a bad idea anyway.
 
@Arperum like, bad idea for style, or for usability?
 
1:32 PM
hmm I'm confused. At work I got told we're not supposed to go on Reddit but when I asked why it wasn't blocked then the answer was elevated permissions but if I had those why I can't I get on a whole bunch of other sites?
 
@Nzall It feels like a bad idea for both to me. your words move around when you hover over them, so you are actually reading them, having them move would cause some people to have to refocus for a bit, which sometimes takes significant time.
I know my mom would have it slightly harder to read it because of the moving text.
And I find the random jumping around of textlength aesthetically unpleasing.
 
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System Programming

Proposed Q&A site for programmers at the lower level, who program the hardware directly.

Currently in definition.

 
1:51 PM
Potential EU leaving names https://t.co/046FhrZ6ol
 
Notxit
that is the only EU leaving name
the one where you don't have one
 
@Sterno He's the guy I was complaining about earlier, where you a fight a seemingly more difficult of him in a submission. I managed to beat him, but it was tough as nails.
 
Quitaly is pretty good
 
@Yuuki I am alive
 
Speak for yourself
 

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