The Bridge

Lazers 2.0

15:09

1

Q: How do I pick a buddy Pokemon?

How do I pick a buddy in Pokemon go? I don't see the option anywhere when I select one of my favorite Pokemon.

pokemon-go

Unionhawk

Research for this project creates way too many tabs

MBraedley

@Unionhawk Put all of those in their own window. That's how I deal with the problem.

Unionhawk

Yes

Oh shit, Russia just took the first map over Norway in the knockout stage

(it's a best of 3 matches format so Norway isn't out yet)

1-0 victory on hollywood

Yuuki

Omelette

►

Unionhawk

15:27

cmon, I don't want to watch muted commentary, I want to watch muted action

Yuuki

Ew, Hanamura?

Unionhawk

HANAMURA

Have fun with that guys

Russia going with the mei/reinhardt defense

Yuuki

Wonder if they're going to try the offensive Mei strat to counter.

Unionhawk

Norway's Winston may be able to bypass it, but they've got a reaper on him so

Yuuki

Missed the wall.

Unionhawk

15:30

Yup

Critical mistake

And now Norway has a full 7 minutes to cap B

sequoiad

where's this stream you guys are watching?

Yuuki

twitch.tv/esl_overwatch

Unionhawk

what he said

sequoiad

@Yuuki thx

Unionhawk

Didn't get transcendence off in time to save genji

Yuuki

15:32

Shouldn't have Earthshattered.

Ooo, bad charge.

Unionhawk

This hold

Yuuki

They're trying that path again?

Unionhawk

It's the high ground

Dude blizzard is ridiculous now

Aaand that's round 1

Russia will need to cap B to force this into rounds 3 and 4

Yuuki

Russia lost the first point so quickly.

Unionhawk

They did, but they had a good hold on B

1 minute is not a ton of time

Yuuki

15:39

I guess because it's super risky, but I'm surprised the defense never puts a Reaper in the far building.

That's my go-to strat on Hanamura defense and nobody ever checks me.

Then I drop down and kill a tank and maybe a squishy.

Wraith form out and repeat.

Unionhawk

I mean I guess they're confident in DPS being mei/mccree

Competitive mode compresses so much time it's nuts

Yuuki

Well, with Zen discord and coordination, lots of damage.

Unionhawk

Like, 4 minutes on Hanamura A is doable

But it's hard

Yuuki

Dat Winston.

Unionhawk

WAIT DID THAT PULSE BOMB/GRAVITON SURGE NOT CONNECT?

Yuuki

15:42

Yeah, it hit the ice wall.

Unionhawk

No the other one before that I think

And with the much better time in the end

Yuuki

1:00 Hanamura. Good luck.

Unionhawk

I actually wonder what the tie condition is here...

I mean, I know what the tie condition is, but then what happens

Yuuki

Blizzard unveils new 5cp map.

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs lolwut

Unionhawk

15:47

All right, russia wins the series if they cap A in 2:55

I don't know what happens if Norway holds it

I mean, I know the match ties, but other than that

GodEmperorDune

@arda good luck, that kid's future is rekt

MBraedley

@Yuuki Like the 5 point maps in TF2?

Unionhawk

It's over

That team fight was so one-sided

arda

Russia eon

Won

Unionhawk

Also I love that the one commentator's name is Jason Kaplan (not to be confused with Jeff Kaplan)

(Jeff is the lead designer of Overwatch)

I'm going to have to watch that russia graviton surge in round 2 again though

I thought that tracer was about to get a quintuple for sure

Wipqozn

15:54

@fredley yeah but Canada is bigger than the UK

arda

I heard Jason Kaplans name before

But where...

Unionhawk

He's been an ESL caster for a while, so maybe CS

arda

I rarely watch csgo commentaries

Unionhawk

Well then idk maybe you're thinking of Jeff

arda

Nope. Jason... I think it might be esl league.

Unionhawk

15:56

Maybe

RIP Norway though, who will not be advancing to blizzcon

sequoiad

i find it quite difficult to watch competitive games in an FPS

arda

Nope not league. Likely csgo. That's weird as I watched like 2 csgo streams to date (I watch Cologne and katowice with commentary disabled ingame)

fredley

@Wipqozn urmom is bigger than the UK

sequoiad

I think it's the lack of an overview

arda

@sequoiad yeah. I like how csgo handles it, you can watch ingame and setup sounds, camera etc as you want

It is slower than stream to prevent cheating on pro matches but still

Yuuki

16:00

So I turned off NSFW filtering because a lot of subreddits use NSFW flair to hide spoilers.

And holy f--k, I'm never going to /r/all again.

GodEmperorDune

@fredley so @Wipqozn being born was a brexit sized event?

Unionhawk

@sequoiad that's why I stick with professional camera work plus only 6 spectators are supported in custom games

arda

@Yuuki /r/all rarely has nsfw content

Wipqozn

@GodEmperorDune lololol

It's funny because Brexit (cc @fredley)

4

two bugs

@GodEmperorDune You are very GOB

Yuuki

16:04

@arda I mean, it's not everywhere on /r/all, but it's definitely there.

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs but i don't make mistakes

Yuuki

What's a relatively popular TV series that is currently showing new episodes?

Wipqozn

@Wipqozn Did you see this yet @fredley? Just want to make sure you do.

@Yuuki Your mom?

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki i think the fall series are all starting up in a week or two

arda

rip steam

@Yuuki yeah, seems so.

2 in top 25

GodEmperorDune

16:11

@Yuuki blindspot and american horror story are starting their new seasons tonight

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Command block problem, damaging snowballs

I'm trying to make a damaging snowball command which doesn't need redstone (comparators, repeaters etc.) This is the entire code: Command one: /scoreboard players set xXElite_PythonXx HoldSnowball 1 {SelectedItemSlot:0,Inventory:[{tag:{display:{Name:"shuriken",Lore:["_____"]}}}]} Command two...

minecraft

0

Q: Xbox one s controller button mapping is incorrect when connecting to android

The inputs for the controller do not output the correct buttons. For example. The x button and rb button don't work and my triggers control the analog stick. How can I change this? I connect via Bluetooth though that is not the problem.

technical-issues controllers xbox

GodEmperorDune

but a lot more is premiering next week

GnomeSlice

buzzfeed.com/mbvd/…

hype

Wipqozn

CIVILIZATION VI - First Look: Greece

►

GnomeSlice

@Yuuki Trailer Park Boys

GodEmperorDune

16:14

@GnomeSlice but its not on tv anymore, just netflix, right?

Wipqozn

@Yuuki Read a book

GnomeSlice

Yeah

true

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn no, i don't think reading rainbow has new episodes up yet

Wipqozn

oh hey in- WARRAFT MOVIE NOOO DOWNVOTE

I think this is the most controversial movie night we've had

GodEmperorDune

oh that warraft movie

Wipqozn

16:16

usually well have one or two movies around 8 net score

This timethe highest is net 3

Yuuki

@Wipqozn I just need to test whether the "over 18" option on Reddit filters posts or subreddits.

Wipqozn

@Yuuki Read a book

GnomeSlice

fak

mobile is so annoying

@Fluttershy Np! Some of it is stuff I've linked in here before, too

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice Do you need me to mod abuse something for you so you're replying tot he right message?

GnomeSlice

Got it right that time

Wipqozn

16:19

Because I loooooooooooooooooooove mod abuse

GnomeSlice

I think

Wipqozn

yesterday, by GnomeSlice

Bandcamp came clutch with a guide to synthwave for Stranger Things fans

that's what @Fluttershy was thanking you for

also I still need to watch stranger things

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How much candy for walking Pokemon?

With the recent release of the Buddy system, players can now earn candy for "walking" their buddy Pokemon. I have noticed that certain Pokemon require different distances. Has anyone found out how much candy you get for walking them a certain distance? Is the amount based on the distance? Do som...

pokemon-go mobile

Wipqozn

@Sterno gotta be honest, getting really hyped to do anew dishonored playthrough. I'm sure it'll make the last level of thief 2 less enjoyable (impatience), and I blame you.

two bugs

@GodEmperorDune That sounds like something GOB would say

sequoiad

16:27

and now my script is working, it's time to get out before anything else hits my desk

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn I know

Also, you guys should play Paragon

S U R V I V E - Omniverse (Official Video)

►

These are the guys who did music for Stranger Things

cc @Fluttershy

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice That's fine

two bugs

16:45

Recore rocking a 64 metascore. :(

badp

64/100 - Adequate

actually I don't think loading times of 2 minutes between deaths would qualify you for "adequate" but that's literally all I know about the game so whatevs joke's ruined anyway.

Unionhawk

Dude there's an upcoming ieee meeting at a brewery

Sign me the fuck up for that

Lazers 2.0

17:03

1

Q: Which buddy Pokemon can ride on your shoulder?

Version 0.37 of Pokemon Go introduced the buddy system, which allows you to designate one of your Pokemon as a "buddy", allowing you to earn candy corresponding to that Pokemon as you walk. Your designated buddy Pokemon appears with your avatar in one of the in-game menus. However, the position...

pokemon-go

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Q: hibrawasup.###############################################

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nintendo-badge-arcade

0

Q: How do I get a certain follower to like me again? *possible spoilers*

In Fallout 4's Nuka World DLC, if you take over a settlement that has already been claimed by the Minute Men, Preston will end up hating you. This happened without him following me and I haven't spoken to him since. Is it possible to get him to like you again? I plan on completing the Open Seas...

fallout-4

arda

Been an Arqade member for 2 years now. Yay.

djsmiley2k

hows it going @GodEmperorDune

Sterno

17:35

@Wipqozn It's your fault I'm playing Dishonored in the first place, so BLAME RIGHT BACK AT YOU AND ALSO YOUR MOM

Unless it's not her fault she gave birth to you, and you just sprang from her head fully formed like Athena from Zeus

In which case, how rude.

two bugs

@badp I didn't even know that

I remember playing Bloodborne at launch on a plasma TV and because of load times I had the logo image retained for a while

Thankfully they improved that pretty quickly

Sterno

Crap, I still need to replay that

@Wipqozn Do you feel the need to KO pretty much every guard, or do you do just enough to do the mission?

Wipqozn

17:51

@Sterno I don't feel the need to, and haven't KO'd all of'em for a while. I just KO guards in key locations.

Sterno

I'm not happy unless everyone wakes up 12 hours later in one massive pile together wondering what the hell happened.

Wipqozn

@Sterno you're part of the reason I'm playing thief though

damn it

Sep 1 at 2:41, by Sterno

Play Thief 2 instead.

djsmiley2k

y am i imaging @Sterno spending houirs making human pyramids

Wipqozn

@djsmiley2k Because it's his secret passion

djsmiley2k

oh god a party political broadcast

Unionhawk

17:56

Oh man, France vs Turkey... oh just ended

dangit

Sterno

Unionhawk

Or up next

SOMEONE IS UP NEXT

djsmiley2k

y u play with minecraft gfx??

badp

@Sterno pls

Sterno

Well, that was only the first few minutes of the mission. I was too lazy to screenshot later.

Can't do it in Dishonored because the bodies despawn :(

GodEmperorDune

18:17

@djsmiley2k pretty good. she is tearing through diapers... and just made a tremendous shart on my lap while i was typing this

so brb

djsmiley2k

hehe good stuff :D

it does saslow down after a week or two

arda

@Unionhawk who lost?

can I guess?

Turkey

Lazers 2.0

-1

Q: The steam in-game overlay isn't working

I updated steam a few months ago and I started a game and the overlay wasn't working. I also pressed the allow this app to control the computer in the accessibility section, it still didn't work. Can you please help me I'm on a mac

steam

0

Q: Why doesn't Niantic use the accelerometer to stop egg hatch cheating?

The (very) simple way to stop people from using cars and bikes to hatch eggs is to use the accelerometer. After all, that is how fitness trackers count the number of steps you take during a workout. Why does Niantic use a convoluted (distance traveled) / (unit of time) formula to guess at cheat...

pokemon-go

arda

@Lazers2.0 devint

Unionhawk

@arda It's actually just starting

Now on round 3 of hollywood, Turkey has 1 minute, France has 1:14

so pretty even match

It looks like Turkey is going to capture A

arda

18:30

is chat full of turks?

Unionhawk

OH BUT MAYBE NOT

Wow

GodEmperorDune

@djsmiley2k that'll be nice

Unionhawk

As soon as I say that, graviton surge and death blossom go off for France

if France captures A in 1:14, they'll win the first map of the series

djsmiley2k

@GodEmperorDune im presuming they still green and sticky

GodEmperorDune

@djsmiley2k nah, bright yellow like curry

Sterno

18:38

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Oh, shit, Avadon 3 just came out too.

TOO MANY GAMES

Wipqozn

LAST THIEF 2 LEVEL: START (Your mom edition)

@Sterno Which @JasonBerkan is playing

Sterno

I never finished Avadon 2 :(

Wipqozn

@Sterno I never played any of them

I own 1 though

ONE DAY

Sterno

If you were going to play one game like that, I'd go with the Avernum remake instead

I mean, the Avernum remake remake

Alright, I'm officially now further in Dishonored than I was the first time

Also, the first time I apparently though I had to KO the pendleton brothers before SlackJaw would take care of them. This time I talked to Slackjaw first and then he just got them. WAY EASIER

(though really, I'm finding the game easier overall this time around. Must be because I just played Thief)

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: What is the maximum amount of players that can potentially fit on a single map?

There seems to be a lack of consensus in the sources I've seen of how many players can actually fit onto a map. In a raid setting, the maximum is 10, but in the open world maps (particularly Cosmic Midtown), I've heard some people claim to have seen 50 people on a map while others claim there can...

marvel-heroes

badp

18:51

THERE ARE TIMES

THERE ARE TIMES IN YOUR LIFE

THERE ARE TIMES IN YOUR LIFE WHEN YOU NEED SOMETHING

THERE ARE TIMES IN YOUR LIFE WHEN YOU NEED THIS

THIS MIGHT BE THE TIME IN YOUR LIFE THAT YOU NEED THAT

Wipqozn

@Sterno this final level is terrible

badp

THIS MIGHT BE THE TIME IN YOUR LIFE THAT YOU NEED THAT AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT

THIS MIGHT BE THE TIME IN YOUR LIFE THAT YOU NEED THAT AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT AND YOU ARE WELCOME

AND YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING

BUT DID I

BUT DID I NEED THAT

BUT DID I KNOW IF I NEEDED THAT

Sterno

@badp is broken again

badp

BUT DID I KNOW IF I NEEDED THAT XOR DID I KNOW THAT I NEEDED THAT

Sterno

@Wipqozn Is it all steel floors and mechs?

Wipqozn

18:55

@Sterno yes

Unionhawk

France took the first map

Sterno

Yeah. That's the one I hated then

badp

AND THEN

AND THEN IT DAWNS ON YOU

AND THEN IT DAWNS ON YOU WHAT YOU HAVE DONE

AND THEN IT DAWNS ON YOU THAT YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD

Unionhawk

/remove badp

Sterno

Wait a minute. I've done this mission. I apparently just don't have any saved games from it

MBraedley

18:56

sudo killall @badp

6

badp

AND THEN I ACTIVATED THIS CARD

AND YOU ACTIVATED THIS CARD

AND I ACTIVATED THIS CARD

AND YOU ACTIVATED THIS CARD

Unionhawk

On a scale from 1 to 7 how likely is it that I'm going to have to undo a timeout one of these times he says something about activating a card

3?

badp

BUT WOULD I ACTIVATE THAT CARD

Unionhawk

Yes

badp

BUT WOULD I

Unionhawk

18:58

JonTron - YES. DEFINITELY.

►

badp

BUT WOULD I

Unionhawk

Oh no come on Team Turkey

Man

Wipqozn

@Sterno I just got some instructions on how to win. This sounds terrible. QQ.

Unionhawk

COME ON

20 SECONDS

OVERTIME

NO ROUND 3

arda

hooly crap

I'm watching it

Unionhawk

19:02

France with the final attempt have 60 seconds to cap A, and 30 seconds more if they cap A to cap B

Lazers 2.0

1

Q: What happens when you evolve a pokemon while it's in a gym?

So I noticed that while my pokemon is defending a gym, it can evolve (or looks like it could since the button is not faded out). You can tell it is in the gym because the team insignia is on the CP circle. Has anyone tried this? Does my Caterpie become a Metapod at the gym or does it stop me f...

pokemon-go

Unionhawk

But I think technically final attempt in this context means their time is reduced to 0 at the end of the round no matter how fast they take A and B if they can do it that fast

arda

I think that france will win

Unionhawk

10 seconds to lock it out

arda

jason is talking so fast

Unionhawk

19:04

All right, doable

Yeah, it's nuts

Turkey has to capture A to tie up the match

arda

I want to listen to Turkey's TS3 lol

Unionhawk

DRAGONBLADE IS UP AND SO IS NANO BOOST

ARE WE GOING TO SEE IT

OH MAN

I think they get 30 seconds bonus time to get B

Ok

Now what happens

arda

draw

Unionhawk

Well what does that mean for the series

arda

this is the craziest match I've ever watched.

Unionhawk

19:10

Does this mean that we could see an additional map?

Beyond whatever the third map is?

arda

gibraltar now, napal next afaik

Unionhawk

So yes it will add a map

May

If Turkey takes Gibraltar it'll add a map

This has been a crazy series

At least Gibraltar is hard to draw on lol

Yuuki

Offensive Bastion?

Is the dream alive?

D:

Unionhawk

Who's attacking first?

Yuuki

Switched to Zen.

France.

And the fast second point cap.

Why do I see so many unnecessary Rein charges?

Goddamn, that Zarya + Roadhog wombo.

Unionhawk

19:21

How much time does France have for Round 3/4?

Yuuki

4:10.

Unionhawk

Is that a 6?

Ah

So not quite a complete steamroll

That makes it... I think a 3:50 cap?

Yuuki

On Gibraltar, it's a pretty big steamroll.

Unionhawk

Yeah

Oh no

Yuuki

I don't think Turkey's done any hero switches.

arda

19:26

my battery is %0 dammit

Yuuki

Turkey has ~40s left.

Unionhawk

Oh no

arda

30

10

ot

gg france

Unionhawk

Wait what

Is this more than a 2 of 3 series?

Yuuki

Looks like Bo5?

arda

19:28

@Unionhawk idk but seems so

@Yuuki bo5 sucks

Unionhawk

Yeah it's 3 of 5 in the elimination stage

Yuuki

@arda Depends on the tournament phase.

Bo5 in group stages is definitely a horrible idea.

Unionhawk

It was 2 of 3 in the group stage

Yuuki

But I definitely want Bo5 in the finals.

Unionhawk

This is the qualifying elimination stage

arda

19:29

@Yuuki well yeah, but bo5 is too hard for players.

too hard = hours of non-stop gaming with high concentration needed

Unionhawk

Yeah, sure

For like, KOTH in competitive, best of 5 is nice in comp

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: it says that i registered on the server but it said it was the wrong password

i tried making a new account and it said the same thing.I went online to find answers but it didn,t give me the right answers.What do I do?

minecraft

Unionhawk

But potentially 5 maybe 6 matches is a lot

Oh no

Yuuki

Jeebus.

France's Reinhardt is crazy.

Unionhawk

And they have 3 big ults up

OH MAYBE

Yuuki

19:34

That Genji.

Unionhawk

OH

GENJI

WITH THE SAVE OF THE SERIES

Jesus

Zinger is the true MVP

Goddammit I can't watch at source

Come on

OH MAN

OH

Okay

WOW

arda

hooly shit

SaintWacko

What's going on here?

Yuuki

@SaintWacko Overwatch World Cup.

Turkey v. France in the elimination stage.

SaintWacko

link?

arda

19:41

twitch.tv/esl_overwatch

(I'm supporting france on this :P)

Unionhawk

WELL I'M WITH THE UNDERDOG BECAUSE THAT'S EXCITING

Wow what

Yuuki

That was a fast first point.

That wombo combo.

SaintWacko

Wow

This is incredible to watch

I wish I had my headphones so I could listen to it

Unionhawk

Oh no

THAT REZ

arda

gg france

Unionhawk

19:47

So...

France has 2:19 to capture A?

Yuuki

I don't remember the rules for payload.

Unionhawk

I think that's how it works since Turkey wasn't granted any time

I think France has 2:19 to capture A for a victory, and Turkey must defend A for a draw

Yuuki

Aaaaand pretty much done.

Unionhawk

gg

arda

gg

Unionhawk

19:51

Finland, France, and Russia so far are in

arda

"It is now safe to turn off your browser"

Unionhawk

Reaper doge cosplay creation happening

Oh my god Vox has the best subscriber emote prefix

arda

commitstrip book costs 27eur :(

kickstarter.com/projects/commitstrip/…

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