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6:00 PM
@ardaozkal inb4 a pony
 
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Q: Lightning Bow Affecting Only Certain People

gamer103So i know this question has been on arqade plenty of times. how to make a lightning bow. i know the command /execute @e[type=Arrow,c11] ~ ~ ~ summon LightningBolt but i want to know how to make this command only affect certain people. I have a scoreboard objective set up called bowupgrades and i ...

 
@John maybe that
 
user15026
@badp I am so, so glad I don't have that job anymore
 
59 mins
also WIP:
(design is pretty early, worked on dynamic part mostly)
 
@twobugs especially when he nominates himself to the supreme court for all the vacancies. "I will be the best judge, not a hater judge, give me all the votes"
 
6:04 PM
We need American judges, the best judges
 
@GnomeSlice from what i've heard, they want to prevent people from the EU from being able to hold a job in england
@twobugs "i was the best judge of miss america for so many years"
 
2 HOURS REMAIN
 
@fredley :/ 1
 
@MBraedley More matches == more profit
 
@fredley the moon looks pretty far away, shouldn't it be angry and closer by now?
 
6:06 PM
Keeping more teams in the tournament longer == more profit
@GodEmperorDune That refrance was too high for my head
 

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2 hours ago, 1 hour 33 minutes total – 18 messages, 6 users, 18 stars

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lol
 
Ah, greed. Guarenteed to make things worse.
 
@fredley GET HYYYYYPED
 
Oh god. Someone signed their email in Jadencase
 
@twobugs What Do You Mean Jadencase?
 
6:08 PM
@fredley Yes, That's What I Mean, Thanks For Your Help
 
@twobugs Okay, I Was Just Checking
Didn't We Used To Call Jaden Case Title Case?
 
Man, the more I work with wordpress the more I hate it.
 
God Damn You I Hate Jaden Case
 
@Wipqozn Get oooouuuuuttttt
@Wipqozn Although I'm currently working on a Scala Play app
*spits*
 
nd the more I work with it the less I respect developers who think "it's the best thing ever!!!!!!! DO EVERYTHING IN WORDPRESS!!!!"
 
6:09 PM
ALSO THERE IS MELIH CASE IN TURKEY
@06melihgokcek, Ankara Büyükşehir Belediyesi
TWIT HESABIMIN İNGİLİZCE VERSİYONU @melihgokcekENG WEB ADRESİM https://t.co/NlEI2guWjz NOT:% 99 mesajları kendim atarım.Ancak% 1'de olsa danışmanlarım atabilir.
60.9k tweets, 3262k followers, following 8.8k users
 
@Wipqozn Are any of these people over the age of 16?
 
JUST VIEW HIS TWEETS
 
@fredley Yes
Is that Sarah Silverman?
 
@Wipqozn oh dear
 
he is the mayor of ankara
 
6:11 PM
fredley has added an event to this room's schedule.
 
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Q: Retag request for zerg, protoss, and terran

DragonrageThere seems to be a general agreement that zerg, protoss, and terran should be retagged as starcraft-zerg, starcraft-protoss, and starcraft-terran so that they follow the same convention as subtags for TF2, Minecraft, and Skyrim. Also the renaming of the tag will help eliminate any ambiguity that...

 
dumb question time, people of the bridge
 
@shanodin Go for it
It's always dumb question time on the Bridge
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do i have to cast all 3 votes in the election? can i just vote for 2 or even 1 candidate?
 
@shanodin you can just vote for 1
or 2
 
6:19 PM
Yeah, that guarantees where your vote will go
 
@shanodin If the UI lets you do it, you can do it
 
STV or smth
 
but if that person gets eliminated, your vote wont get transferred
 
fancy
 
@ardaozkal No, that's not how Meek STV works.
 
6:20 PM
@fredley ?
 
The single transferable vote (STV) is a voting system based on proportional representation and ranked voting. Under STV, an elector's vote is initially allocated to his or her most-preferred candidate. After candidates have been either elected (winners) by reaching quota or eliminated (losers), surplus votes are transferred from winners to remaining candidates (hopefuls) according to the surplus ballots' ordered preferences. The system minimizes "wasted" votes and allows for approximately proportional representation without the use of party lists. A variety of algorithms (methods) carry out these...
 
@ardaozkal Only casting 1 vote won't have any impact on how well your first choice votedoes versus casting 2 or 3
 
I like how SE is quoted in the article
 
One of my teachers told me there is no such thing as a dumb question. She then promptly changed her mind after I asked her a dumb question.
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@Wipqozn yes
 
6:21 PM
Question to present candidates, what is your stance on Arqade leaving the SE network?
We don't need their laws
 
@Dragonrage When one of my teachers said that, my response was "Is this a stupid question" and the answer was yes.
 
thanks for answering chaps
 
We don't need all their users flooding over here
 
@fredley We should hold a referendum.
 
@Wipqozn #SExit
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6:22 PM
lol
 
@fredley sounds like a prime candidate for drama.
but the real question is, would @GraceNote still visit us?
 
@Dragonrage @GraceNote is literally the ruling monarch
 
STV would solve the issue of the 2-party system in the USA, or at least go a long way towards doing so.
 
@StrixVaria Yup
 
Then someone like Sanders could run independent without automatically guaranteeing a Trump presidency.
 
6:23 PM
STV will never happen, though. It's too fair
 
@fredley pls
 
a wild @Undo appeared.
So what needs to be undone?
 
@Dragonrage stv
 
Mostly lurking to run election results
 
we all know who will win
 
6:24 PM
I was going to do that but I guess I can be lazy now
Excellent
 
@Undo Hell, we couldn't even get it
We really suck at referendums
 
we couldn't even get AV though fredley
 
@shanodin ikr
 
I'm going to be on a train when @badp crunches numbers and announces the winner before SE can even figure out what's going on (assuming the normal trend of elections here continues).
I guess I should try to remember to check in.
 
I'm probably going to beat him, unless he's using my script too
 
6:25 PM
@ardaozkal Really? @AshleyNunn's secret mod election betting ring odds are far from clear cut
 
so @undo is here to undo the results of the election if the undesired candidates get elected right?
 
I'm not using any cheating scripts
 
it'll be kinda like a race.
 
you cheat
:P
 
@StrixVaria @badp said he is too busy to crunch numbers this time
 
6:26 PM
cheating is DA BEST
 
actually I'm home "early" tonight
 
@fredley You reminded me of the S Exchange comment that was in m.se a few weeks ago.
 
but still I'm unlikely to actually go through with pivot tables etc.
 
@Undo @badp is a script
 
@Dragonrage it all makes sense now
 
6:26 PM
To nobody's surprise ever
 
@badp being a python script makes too much sense
 
Can someone make markov chain generator thingies for each user of the bridge individually?
Then we can make a chat room where they talk to each other.
 
@fredley Here is a bet: If my guesses are not correct (Rob-Wip / Rob-Uni) I'll get a pony profile picture for (at least) a month.
 
@StrixVaria Oh God
 
That... would be very possible
 
6:28 PM
No
 
And entertaining
 
@arda pls
 
@str pls
 
@StrixVaria Let's not do either of these things
 
Picture is ready (picture above was moved to the room, for transcript stalkers)
 
6:28 PM
@twobugs Just have it be opt-in only.
 
That room already existed. I didn't create it.
 
I don't think any part of the world is ready for Bridge_ebooks
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I hope it's not a room on Android.SE
 
> 1131 days later…
 
The hardest part (for me, if I built it) would just be extracting all the info out of the transcripts, most likely.
 
6:30 PM
@fredley It's Arqade
 
@GraceNote A part of me is slightly sad that it's not
 
@StrixVaria For me it would be the motivation
Because this is just such a silly project
 
You're a silly project
 
@twobugs @arda has a whole summer off and boundless motivation for silly projects.
 
@twobugs Scraping the transcripts wouldn't be too hard, you'd just have to make sure not to piss off the SE rate-limiter demon
 
6:31 PM
@StrixVaria I can do it
 
@StrixVaria Well we want it to not be brute forced, right? ;)
 
I have a script to do it
I don't want to run it
 
STV is cool. Too bad the people behind OpenSTV have sort of gone full asshole
 
My bot would probably just talk about tits
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@twobugs It's also an excuse to use the Python requests library, the best library ever written
 
6:32 PM
OpenSTV has now been incorporated into the OpaVote online voting website. All of the features of OpenSTV are now available by creating a Count at OpaVote for a price of 5 cents/voter. The only difference is that you need an Internet connection to use OpaVote whereas you did not for OpenSTV. Since Internet connections are now available just about anywhere, we are no longer supporting OpenSTV.

For a limited period of time, we will be providing one-year renewals for existing customers for the price of $400 per year. We will not be providing OpenSTV to any new customers.
 
@GnomeSlice Some great seeding right there
 
@GnomeSlice Art imitating life? Or life imitating art?
 
I actually am surprisingly interested in this idea now.
I haven't actually come up with a code idea that I'd want to do in my spare time in a long time.
 
@StrixVaria Just take Flack Overstow, seed it with data from transcript
 
6:33 PM
@fredley maybe scrape just the old starlist to limit the sample space. and we're all just posting starbait anyway
 
We actually have a decent starlist today. that is surprising.
 
@fredley omg its real
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Q: Flack Overstow - Generate spam from Stack Exchange posts

Mark Rushakoff Online demo courtesy of Nathan Osman: http://quickmediasolutions.com/flack Note: this tool now works with all Stack Exchange sites. Just paste the URL of your profile and the app will take care of the rest. Screenshot / Code Snippet $ python flack.py 126042 Before 'if' s...

 
We should work on fixing that
 
Create chatbots with exponential backoff-based timers for chatting next
 

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6:33 PM
@ardaozkal This is the top StackApps post. It's very well known.
 
CR took over
@fredley I didn't know :(
 
Why are you trying to replace all of us with scripts
 
@twobugs SCRIPTS DON'T IGNORE PEOPLE
 
@twobugs We've actually all already been replaced with scripts.
 
@fredley well yeah mods are
 
6:34 PM
When this is done people will just read that chatroom and abandon this one
 
@twobugs @badp was the first to be replaced with a script
 
@ardaozkal The first sentence in my "Flack":
> Of chests.
CC @GnomeSlice
 
MAXIMUM OVERSCRIPTING
 
> Empty house in plain view.
 
@StrixVaria The command bind "L" "buy ak47", replace pvp=false to pvp=true and restart the call doesn't cost anything or you can use the same mobile phone number on multiple steam accounts too. Also it is clearly stated that you create a new Steam account just for your dedicated servers. They were used to test end structures, S stands for Save, L stands for Corner, D stands for Data, but you can't obtain them. However, you can place them in a falling anvil, and contact with cactus. Your game client is bugged. Can you be playing on an old version, a snapshot or using mods? They might cause it. Server Plugins might be removing them., but this (rename to 15w14a.jar if it is not possible without using mods or running another server using the vanilla server files. You can't add a Furnace (and have placed it and click on the Aspect Ratio Options.
 
6:36 PM
haha
 
> However, you can place them in a falling anvil, and contact with cactus. Your game client is bugged.
 
@fredley Thank you for making me lose interest in this project by seeing how annoyingly nonsensical this is.
 
> This also works in games too, so you can try making a new ticket. You can't.
 
Now I can go home and just play Overwatch.
 
> After you have a good amount of input lag. Simple: Listen to the community.
> You can't restore villages from Facebook, and now that it was cats.
oh god this is beatiful
 
6:39 PM
> Some rifts have cows, some have ponies, and.
 
> You can craft a furnace in the Crafting Stations and Furniture tab of the Crafting Stations and Furniture tab of the Nvidia Control Panel, open the "Adjust desktop size and position" menu, select "Aspect ratio" scaling and set "Perform scaling on:" to "GPU". AMD: Open Intel HD Graphics Panel, open the call doesn't cost anything or you can use the same mobile phone number on multiple steam accounts too.
 
> The monk passive Fleet Footed, however, bypasses this cap and if it's above a certain threshold then you are "on fire".
 
blizzard in that one
diabloverwatch
 
@StrixVaria Hahaha that's great
 
> You should enable Direct3D in your name
 
6:42 PM
Apparently I have repcapped 8 times this month.
Thanks overwatch hype
 
> Scroll down to use Dog Residue and sell the Nvidia Control Panel
oh and also
 
> You need to remove this feature. I unpacked the command map the_map_name_here on the console in Overwatch, hence no way to remove this feature.
> try contacting Mojang support to report your ex, and get your name.
> Player, none of your items are tradable, therefore none of them are displayed in the trade dialog. Limited trading means that you can get items don't drop/given by kadala under certain levels. Yes, it does. There isn't possible.
> Case, it was cats.
 
We don't support modded cats.
 
> discover what has become of the ruined kingdom of Hyrule
 
6:49 PM
Did you forget to turn of your script?
 
Oh. My. God.
 
@Unionhawk Did I actually break the news to you of the announce trailer?
I figured you'd probably seen it.
 
@Dragonrage who? me?
 
No not yet I've been in lunch and meetings
 
I'll probably pick this up.
 
6:50 PM
@StrixVaria this is the only flaw in my /r/pcmasterrace plan
 
@Unionhawk they've been playing the game for about 2 hour snow on treehouse
 
@ardaozkal just wondering how many we needed to see.
 
@StrixVaria Day 1 purchase for me (Which it would have been anyways). So hyped.
 
I've not been at my desk!
I've not seen anything about it yet
 
It's going to eb great
 
6:50 PM
@Dragonrage stopping :P
 
@Wipqozn I don't love Zelda games but they're pretty good.
 
Probably the best Zelda ever
 
@Wipqozn looks that way
perfect blend between cell shaded and the realistic styles
 
@StrixVaria Haha
 
So last 7 mins
 
6:54 PM
@ardaozkal Until?
 
@Wipqozn Until 1 hour left.
 
@Wipqozn you destroy arqade
 
@ardaozkal lern2UTC
 
@ardaozkal That's in an hour
 
THE DAWN OF THE BEGINNING OF THE ULTIMATE HOUR
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6:54 PM
GET REKT
 
@fredley fawking UTC
b-but I've prepared myself :(
 
I wasn't even aware that was a room.
 
@MadMAxJr I revived it
 
@MadMAxJr Neither was I until a few minutes ago
 
6:56 PM
updated location too
 
Confused what the room is for
 
It's pretty clear
 
In case of magic, break glass?
 
@Waterseas the Emergency P.O.N.I.E.S. Protocol
 
@Waterseas EMERGENCY P.O.N.I.E.S PROTOCOL? throwing kawaii horses into :(
 

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