The Bridge

fredley

3:00 PM

£5 for 800ml

Journeyman Geek

@PrivatePansy it also redices splashing.

@GnomeSlice singapore water's rain water mostly, and pretty tastey

anyway, I wanted to ask if superuser.com/questions/1089157/replace-psp-1004-cmos-battery is on topic for arqade

Private Pansy

@JourneymanGeek Mostly rainwater from Singapore and Malaysia, some desalinated sea water, and a bit of ultra-purified waste water from our toilet bowls. Yum!

Journeyman Geek

@PrivatePansy I call it 'post consumer water'

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but that gets dumped in with the rainwater

Private Pansy

@JourneymanGeek I think it's fine, although we don't see a lot of hardware modification questions

Journeyman Geek

yeah, that's why I was wondering

Private Pansy

3:06 PM

If the question is asking what I think it's asking, it's not all that different from the Gameboy cartridge battery question

Journeyman Geek

anyway, no foul if it gets kicked back I suppose

Private Pansy

Yeah should be fine I think

Oh wow, I missed the RX 480 announcement

It looks really nice. Kinda makes me wish I held out for it. Maybe.

Journeyman Geek

yeah, and the 470

lol

I'm happy with my current setup

(980TI <3 + 2x UHD screens)

which is good since I can't upgrade till I'm employed again

Private Pansy

The RX470 and 460 was today's announcement. The 480 was two weeks ago

Journeyman Geek

o0

oh

Private Pansy

3:11 PM

You must be thinking of the 490

Kevin van der Velden

So I just saved my co-worker hours of debugging dead ends by recognising this bug: rachaelarnold.com/dev/archive/enter-key-form-submission-bug

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@AshleyNunn I had a chance to play some Good Pizza... it's a very strange game

As you might guess, it's a game where you make Pizza

Private Pansy

My current card is a GTX960, which is pretty good for 1080p gaming

Journeyman Geek

yeah

I had a 660 which was pretty good. Sold it to someone who needed a temp card in a rush ;p

Private Pansy

@KevinvanderVelden Oh, IE not including the button itself in the form submission is quite well known I thought?

Kevin van der Velden

3:13 PM

Apparently not =p

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It's based around days which are like... a minute or two? You get customers who ask for Pizzas and you make them to order (some people ask for weird Pizzas). You're graded based on how "good" the Pizza is... only you can't see the criteria and the grading is extremely harsh

Almost all your money comes from the grading

Private Pansy

Huh, IE6 bug? I thought it was present in IE7 too

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I was making very little progress even with perfect score

Kevin van der Velden

@PrivatePansy it is, that's a years old blog post from before IE7

StrixVaria

@twobugs This just makes me extra impatient for Cook, Serve, Delicious 2 to come out.

two bugs

3:14 PM

It's a great concept but I wouldn't recommend Good Pizza

Private Pansy

allinthehead.com/retro/330/…

This is a different bug that affects newer (erm, relatively speaking) versions of IE

Also, you're dealing with IE6 in 2016?

Kevin van der Velden

Well IE7 mostly

And yeah, software for big corporations

Private Pansy

I think my mind tried to shield me from this horrific fact because I only realized the implications of your statement after half a dozen messages and a Google search

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I was making about $10 a day profit and you can only make about 3 Pizzas per day initially. You can only do one at a time and the bottleneck is the oven, which is SO SLOW. Also the game is highly repetitive so despite the cute art style and great concept I'm not enjoying it

Private Pansy

@KevinvanderVelden I'm so so sorry

Kevin van der Velden

3:17 PM

Uuh correction

He's testing it in IE 11 and getting it

Private Pansy

Wut

Unionhawk

\o/

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It would take about ~$50-100 to buy another topping and the game is apparently a month long

Private Pansy

Check that compatibility mode isn't on

IE will even replicate all the bugs of earlier versions in the name of compatibility

Kevin van der Velden

We're sending IE=8 compatabillity things

Private Pansy

3:18 PM

I was going to go on a nostalgia trip about all the fun bugs you have to deal with in IE6/7

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Soda Dungeon, on the other hand, is great

Tim Stone

@PrivatePansy How did we ever survive?

Unionhawk

I that era? Probably Firefox

Private Pansy

@Unionhawk Firefox 2.0 was state of the art back then!

Unionhawk

RIGHT

Lazers 2.0

3:19 PM

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Q: 182 hours for a radio station to call in settlers? (Fallout shelter)

It says it will take 183 hours to call in a dweller using a radio station in fallout shelter, I used my iOS's clock to forward time, I tried destroying it but it didn't fix it. Help

fallout-shelter

Tim Stone

Even Firefox in the earliest of days doesn't come close to what you can do now though

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Opera was neat

Private Pansy

Firefox 3.0 introduced the big back button you still see today

Unionhawk

@Lazers2.0 See, you can't use the clock to cheat Fallout Shelter, it'll just bug the fuck out on you

Private Pansy

Also, the awesomebar

I still love that name

Wipqozn

3:20 PM

Man, my boss needs to hury up and finish the chat with that rando

I need to be back in time for zelda

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@Unionhawk I was going to make a joke about that happening anyway but Fallout Shelter seems to be one of the less buggy Bethesda games

@Wipqozn Spoilers: Zelda is cancelled forever and it's your fault

Unionhawk

@twobugs Yeah, it just falls apart when you try to set the clock forward

Wipqozn

@twobugs Wow, I'm a monster.

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Please everyone, don't vote for the turtle who cancelled Zelda

Private Pansy

Double margin bug. hasLayout and zoom: 1. The float guillotine bug. filter: opacity(alpha=0.7). Ah, good times!

two bugs

3:24 PM

Oh neat, Xbox One is doing Cross buy but with Windows for some upcoming games

Cool

Kevin van der Velden

Also only windows 10

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Windows 10 is the future

Hm, I'm glad we're getting another Forza Horizon but it seems like they want Forza to be yearly now, just trading off main series and Horizon games. Yearly bad

fredley

Is the election over yet?

Kevin van der Velden

No

Private Pansy

@fredley 4 hours

Tim Stone

3:27 PM

@fredley Not until I find a way to win even though I didn't enter. If there's no upset, it's not Gaming™!

fredley

@TimStone I could ban all the participants, thereby ejecting them from the process

I wonder what that would do

Maybe I should science it out

bahahahaha

Tim Stone

Apparently it's my 6-year joinday on SO, whew.

@TimStone grats

I'm ancient

Get on my level

3:33 PM

:O

claps

fredley

:P

Tim Stone

Well played ;)

@fredley JFC

fredley

Can recommend the dubstep remix

Kevin van der Velden

cough

> Member for 7 years, 7 months

Private Pansy

Awww

@KevinvanderVelden Hi grandpa

fredley

3:35 PM

@KevinvanderVelden wat

Was SO even around?

Private Pansy

@fredley SO is old

2008 old

Kevin van der Velden

@fredley just in public beta I think

Unionhawk

@PrivatePansy That's a lot of old

ardaozkal

Unionhawk

wat

Private Pansy

3:37 PM

@Unionhawk Almost Sternold

ardaozkal

That's jeff

Unionhawk

oh

That makes a lot more sense

Kevin van der Velden

@ardaozkal I was about to say, they would have deleted your account 7 years ago

Private Pansy

User no. 1

Kevin van der Velden

(Given you wouldn't be older then 13 then)

ardaozkal

3:38 PM

@KevinvanderVelden Stack used to be 18+ back then

murgatroid99

> Member for 6 years, 10 months

Kevin van der Velden

Fun fact: in the 3 months between me and user 1 there were 31150 accounts made

That's a lot

ardaozkal

> Member for 2 years, 4 months

Not at your level, still a lot tho

Oh wait, maybe not (the stack's +18 thing. I might be remembering the metas I read wrong)

Kevin van der Velden

Yeah I don't recall that ever being a thing

And 13 is solely because they'd have to go through so many legal hoops if they didn't

Unionhawk

13 because they would not be in compliance with COPPA otherwise

Kevin van der Velden

3:42 PM

Those being the legal hoops I was talking about

Unionhawk

Or it's a "ask your parents permission before going online" deal and no

God no

Kevin van der Velden

It's more then that if you want to actually comply with the thing I think

ardaozkal

web.archive.org/web/20080703183923/http://stackoverflow.com

Unionhawk

@KevinvanderVelden Something about must be a parent's email address or something? I dunno, I haven't been under 13 in 10 years

So I've pretty well stopped caring

Kevin van der Velden

More then that, you fall under COPPA if you market to children or "or (2) knowingly collects personal information from persons under 13 through a website or online service"

There's quite a bunch of stuff they would have to change to comply: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…

So they just delete accounts if they know they're under 13

ardaozkal

3:45 PM

@KevinvanderVelden knowingly is the keyword

user4704

COPPA is a pain.

Unionhawk

I'm sure

Kevin van der Velden

@ardaozkal yep

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Uh oh, polls are showing Brexit as favored

ardaozkal

Another World: 20th Anniversary Edition is %80 off on GOG

user4704

3:46 PM

I've had to ban some otherwise really helpful people (from other sites, not SE) because they turned out to be under 13. That's rough.

Kevin van der Velden

Yeah we've had that happen a few times

user4704

It's way easier when they are raging jerks and slip that they're 12.

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Most sites I've seen seem to do a don't ask/don't tell

ardaozkal

2016 is 25th year of Another World btw

Kevin van der Velden

@JoshPetrie we've had a few good users that said they were 14 after being members for 2-3 years =p

user4704

3:47 PM

heh

user15026

If they don't say their age, we can't prove it, so we leave it.

Unionhawk

Yes

Kevin van der Velden

Yup, don't tell and we won't ban ^.^

ardaozkal

I wonder what would happen if skeet was revealed to be 12.

Unionhawk

That would be super weird

Kevin van der Velden

3:49 PM

I'm fairly sure he's been a member for more then 12 years so that'd be okay

ardaozkal

@KevinvanderVelden (even jeff's been around for 8 years)

FaceSavouringDeliciousFood-Pig

Now this is a story all about how; ardaozkal's pic got flipped, turned upside down.

murgatroid99

@ardaozkal People know who he is in real life

Kevin van der Velden

@ardaozkal the site isn't that old

ardaozkal

@FaceSavouringDeliciousFood-Pig not really

Sterno

3:50 PM

I GOT THAT FRESH PRINCE REFERENCE

<- old

5

ardaozkal

Yeh, I wasn't asking seriously btw. More like theoretically

FaceSavouringDeliciousFood-Pig

@ardaozkal but... but woll smoth though...

ardaozkal

@Sternold @FaceSavouringDeliciousFoold

Unionhawk

@Sterno It's less fun when you make the old jokes for us

Kevin van der Velden

Still fun though

FaceSavouringDeliciousFood-Pig

3:51 PM

@ardaozkal me<-- is not as old as he should be to make that joke :(

Kevin van der Velden

Holy fuck the penalties for coppa: > COPPA's penalties for failing to comply are very crucial ($16,000 per child)

ardaozkal

@KevinvanderVelden holy shit

Kevin van der Velden

Home time o/

Wipqozn

Nintendo Treehouse: Live at E3

►

IT'S STARTING

GET HYPED

cc @Unionhawk @AshleyNunn

I NEED TO PEE BUT IDON'T CARTE

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OH MY ZEUS SO FAR IT LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT BE EXACTLY WHAT EVERYONE WAS HOPING IT WOULD BE

I WONDER OW MANY TYPOS I HAVE, BECAUSE I AIN'T EVEN LOOKING AT THE SCREEN

WE HAVE A NAME

BREATH OF THE WILD

ardaozkal

@GraceNote hey, sorry to ping you for something on meta, but can you answer this? I talked with Brian from Mario Marathon and asked if they'd mind if we did an ad and he said that it'd be awesome (dynamic or not) and he even wrote an API for us in case dynamic ads are allowed.

By dynamic I don't mean animated or anything, I mean that it'll be rendered on my webserver and will show current donation amount.

user4704

4:06 PM

I liked that, it looked nice.

Grace Note

How long does the Mario Marathon last?

ardaozkal

A few days I guess, I'll remove it after it is done though.

It really depends on donations.

The matching event goes until 26th

Wipqozn

@Sterno I'm not going into the room but neither is your mom

fredley

@GraceNote 26.2 Marios

Wipqozn

Nintendo no one cares about Pokemon. give us more Zelda.

Grace Note

4:08 PM

The bounty dynamic ad is hosted at http://stack-exchange-dynamic-ads.herokuapp.com/apple.stackexchange.com/bounty.‌png to use Ask Different's as an example.

user4704

Right then, minimizing until more Zelda :D

Sterno

Lazers 2.0

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Q: What is a quick way to level up on Helldivers?

I really like to play Helldivers, I've played it for almost 4 months. But I'm still only lvl 8. So I'm wondering if there is a xp farming strat that you can do.

helldivers

0

Q: What are the exact damage numbers for WIdowMaker after today's patch?

Base damage decreases from 15 to 12 (damage multiplier doesn't change) So what are the exact old and new numbers after this update ? I assume that the "Headshot damage multiplier increase from x2 to x2.5" will cancel the above, when headashotting ?

overwatch

Wipqozn

@JoshPetrie yeah, same.

ardaozkal

@GraceNote so we are allowed? Alright

Grace Note

4:10 PM

My immediate inclination is "Check with the people who run that, see if they can host the dynamic ad for that period". I don't recall the exact settings to which we permit it.

Can probably find them in one of the Ask Different chats.

ardaozkal

last seen 29 days ago :( chat.stackexchange.com/users/19720/martin-schroder

Lazers 2.0

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Q: What does my Uplay level do?

I understand Steam levels and what they give you but I own a few games on Uplay (including games I own on Steam but have to play through Uplay...) and I noticed that there is a profile leveling system in place. There is also a U points system, which lets me unlock different in-game and other extr...

uplay

Wipqozn

Nintendo, I'm sorry, but literally no one cares about this pokemone game when there's a new zelda about

Dragonrage

good morning bridge

also happy flag day

Waterseas

Since when do people not care about Pokémon games?

user4704

4:22 PM

Some people have always not cared :P

Wipqozn

@JoshPetrie My plan is to not buy it, but then probably get caught up in the hype, buy it, and regret it.

user4704

heh

Wipqozn

but not actually. I usually don't buy pokemon games

the originals, silver/gold, silver/gold remakes, that first 3DS one, and x/y (which I never finished)

I may have played the remakes for the originals on a rom... I honestly don't remember if I bought one, or if I was a thieving teenager

Waterseas

No non-handhelds?

GodEmperorDune

@Dragonrage hurrdurrflags.gif?

Waterseas

4:25 PM

@JoshPetrie Then people are doing it wrong

user4704

shrug

Wipqozn

@Waterseas oh, pokemon stadium.The first one.

Pokemon games are way too easy now that I'm not 10 anymore

Wipqozn

4:37 PM

wait, does the election end in 2.5 hours or 3.5 hours?

> Zulu (short for "Zulu time") is used in the military and in navigation generally as a term for Universal Coordinated Time (UCT), sometimes called Universal Time Coordinated ( UTC ) or Coordinated Universal Time (but abbreviated UTC), and formerly called Greenwich Mean Time.

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn i'd say 2.5 hours until your diamond dreams are again ruthlessly crushed

Dragonrage

@Wipqozn 2.5 i think.

Wipqozn

TIL

@GodEmperorDune yeah, I need my dreams crushed again gosh darn it

nope looks like 3.5 hours

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn if elected, will you send @fredley archer links in the sooper sekrit mod chat?

Wipqozn

@GodEmperorDune No. I would never abuse my mod powers like that.

GodEmperorDune

4:41 PM

@Wipqozn i thought you were pro mod abuse

your entire campaign has been A LIE

Wipqozn

@GodEmperorDune And lying is the great mod abuse of all!

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn not its not

Wipqozn

but actually I rarely ping @fredley with archer. I think I've only done itonce or twice

tbh I thought that meme was dead

GodEmperorDune

you can lie without being a mod

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@Wipqozn oh it probably is

cc @uni

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NPR was playing a story about the OJ Simpson trial (apparently ESPN is doing a really good documentary about it right now) - it's fascinating stuff

Wipqozn

4:43 PM

oh thank zeus. I thnk they're almost done wasting time with pokemon.

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The whole trial strikes me as really similar to the Steve Avery one from Making a Murderer

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs i wonder if we'll have dramatizations of the trump U trial in 20 years

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In that the whole thing is supremely fuct

user4704

I like that Nintendo spends a lot of time on their games at these shows.

user4704

I just don't find most Nintendo games as compelling any longer. :(

Waterseas

4:44 PM

'Wasting time'

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I mean just reading about the stuff that passes for 'fair investigation' in both these trials is insane

The whole 'gloves' thing with OJ was wild. They basically let OJ himself control whether or not the gloves fit

On the other hand, the LAPD was super fuct

GodEmperorDune

basically the whole legal system is a bit fuct

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Yes

Waterseas

Let's just implement vigilante justice

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And there are more than 0 people who want to just streamline it and kill people on the spot if we suspect them of crimes

GodEmperorDune

4:50 PM

@twobugs 5/7 perfect inb4

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I've been really depressed lately but Tacos for lunch helped a bit (not Qdoba)

Also I don't know if they have Moe's in California but they're just a better Qdoba

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs i know i haven't been going to your streams lately, sorry that's depressing you

@twobugs they have it, but i thought moe's didn't have good food

Wipqozn

It's almost here. 5 mintues more I bet.

I can taste it

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn why are you tasting @twobugs tacos? that's not really the kind of behavior i expect from a mod candidate

also @twobugs depression sucks, for sure. let me know if i can help

Wipqozn

@GodEmperorDune Because @twobugs probably makes great tacos

Also I was so confused until I read chat

GodEmperorDune

4:58 PM

@Wipqozn how often do you write in chat without reading what people are saying?

Wipqozn

@GodEmperorDune Sometimes.

but now it's zelda time

cc @Unionhawk @Yuuki

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