The Bridge

Now your 3 second stun is 3.66 seconds! YOU ARE PRACTICALLY A GOD

@Sterno I KNOW! IT'S GREAT!

And my 1.5 second stuns now last 1.83 seconds!

Really, you might as well stop playing. You can't get any better.

@Wipqozn so jealous

8:05 PM

@Sterno That's a fair point. I should just delete my account.

Braiam

@Wipqozn first world problem...

@Braiam fur sure

I'm too lazy to link the relevant video

@Wipqozn This one?

3

@Sterno I can't believe I fall for that. Here, have a star.

@StrixVaria I see you have finally found the light to the Correct Earth Time.

(although I was kinda partial to the Universal Greeting Time, which however only makes sense for "9-5 regulars")

Q: List of Goodreads-esque websites for tracking and reviewing your games?

8:10 PM

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I was looking for a GoodReads-like website for keeping track of what I've played and also giving reviews and such, just like GR. Could you provide a list of websites that offer that kind of services? Do not say which is best or which is worse, because that's subjective, just list them

6

@SaintWacko So graceful.

Arperum

I have to put more wood in the fireplace, but Walda is asleep on my lap. I guess I'll sit in the cold.

@spugsley Has your baby produced any useful items?

2

What is that thing even called?

8:19 PM

@Lazers I have answered this and it makes me feel dirty.

Michel

@3ventic again ... stackoverflow.com/review/suggested-edits/4257266

@Michel You can't onebox reviews, silly.

Michel

@FEichinger I tried :P

Didn't know that

I mean, that is the POST from the guy. I just took the code from the link and added to the answer! wtf!

Q: Where can I find homeless people to beat up?

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I've searched the map three times over, but I can't find the last homeless person I need to beat up. What are the locations of all the homeless people?

the-stick-of-truth

0

Q: MC Music gone crazy!

When I play minecraft in singular player my music goes crazy: for instance 1 song would start playing, but after a while another song starts at the SAME TIME! It very annoying. when I turn my music to off in the music & sound area it doesn't turn off! So I end up having to turn off my master volu...

minecraft

@Sterno not yet but it's fun to watch him poop loot :D

Michel

8:23 PM

stackoverflow.com/review/suggested-edits/4257322

Now... let's see if it goes rejected again -_-

@FEichinger Oh...;3

@spugsley ಠ_ಠ

@FEichinger :3

ANDD it got rejected AGAIN! -_- I give up ... For real, you just need to read the *** link!

at the end. it got the approve ...

@spugsley ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ

8:27 PM

@spugsley bum looker

I'd post a picture of Mike Myers as Simon, but googling "bum looker" might be dangerous

@spugsley What's that thing called, anyway?

@Fluttershy Puzzle ring

@Michel It didn't get rejected. The original author rolled it back. Probably best to leave it alone.

@Sterno I want one.

@Fluttershy he's a treasure goblin :)

Do other people get loot from it, or just the owner?

8:30 PM

@Sterno just me :D

That's too bad

A party with 4 of those would be hilarious

@Fluttershy oh yeah, it's the Puzzle Ring. And it's amazinggg

@Fluttershy Not the original author, but it was rolled back, yes.

@Fluttershy not the OP but another user

@FEichinger Oh hey, you're right.

8:31 PM

@Krazer inb4

I don't know why I saw the OP when I looked the first time. <_<

In that case, that was a dumb rollback.

@FEichinger I concede, victory is yours for the taking~

@Krazer Victory is always mine.

@FEichinger yes, m'lord

@FEichinger Over angel cake too?

8:32 PM

@FAE ... Oh I hate you.

@FAE :O

@FEichinger <3

Angel cake is best enjoyed with whipped cream.

... Stop it.

Bad.

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CHAT?

OH GOD THIS IS MOBILE CHAT

8:36 PM

@OrigamiRobot AUTOCAD

ON MY DESKTOP

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?

@OrigamiRobot Menu button.

I can't even press enter

You probably clicked the mobile link in the bottom right on the desktop site.

@FEichinger Yes, but why did it happen in the first place

8:37 PM

See above statement.

@FEichinger What above statement?

52 secs ago, by FEichinger

You probably clicked the mobile link in the bottom right on the desktop site.

@FEichinger I don't even see that message

WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU CHAT?

8:38 PM

Then chat is having all sorts of problems again.

@GraceNote WHERE'S THE RED FREEHAND CIRCLE?!

@FEichinger It isn't there. Geez.

3ventic

You don't see it?

I thought it was pretty clearly not there.

@Frank any idea why I wouldn't be able to access the RMAH? I don't have the button that used to be there...

@GraceNote But, but, but, but ... I need a red freehand circle!

Frank

8:39 PM

@spugsley Bwuh? I've had no issues getting at it.

@Frank yeah no one else does.

I haven't had it for days

@FEichinger 3ventic to the rescue then.

since I relogged in

after months of not going on

2 days ago, by Fluttershy

OH GOD I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED ON MOBILE CHAT HOW DO I FIX THIS AWFUL MISTAKE

@Fluttershy That's how it was when I got home.

user15026

8:42 PM

Man, looking at the whatwasthatbook community on LJ makes me extra hate story idenification stuff.

I miss identify-this-game.

@AshleyNunn That reminds me, that person you linked re: tired of fantasy the other week, I tangentially know her, and that weirded me out, haha.

user15026

@FAE grins That's kinda awesome.

user15026

I am just a creeper who lurks on her LJ posts

@AshleyNunn We have mutual friends on LJ. She's friends with some of my friends and I used to see her when we'd both comment on said friends' posts. I recognized her name and was like, "Why do I know that" then checked mutual friends and was all "Ooooh okay." It was another one of those "people I know from 2 different sides of the internet connecting" kinds of things.

user15026

8:45 PM

@FAE Ah, yeah, those are always odd

user15026

interview in 15 min. Glad I did my research about this company...going to have many, many questions for them.

@AshleyNunn Good luck! :D

user15026

@FAE Thanks, although judging by reviews if I don't get this, I won't be too sad...

@AshleyNunn You could totally do the interview without pants.

user15026

8:46 PM

I could, but I totally put pants on :P

user15026

Alright, time to be awesome, ask all the questions, and figure out how much of a scam this might be....

@AshleyNunn cheers for you

MBraedley

@Fluttershy 50 gigs? That seems... big.

@MBraedley That's what she said!

I mean... That's what I said. It seems excessive for a multiplayer-only game.

Well

8:50 PM

WHY IS MY GRAVATAR NOT UPDATING

Just sent the email to the leasing agency I'm with informing them that I will be moving out and demanding the return of my deposit due to breaches of contract

@SaintWacko D: What happened?

Q: Team Fortress 2 Community Items

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DISCLAIMER Do no hate me for the following question or because I have a Mac DISCLAIMER Hello everyone, I would like to make many TF2 items for the community workshop, however, I have a Mac. I will soon reformat the hard drive and everything else necessary to run SOURCE SDK. My ideas are pretty d...

steam team-fortress-2

@SaintWacko :(

@FAE Oh boy

Well, for starters, we spend 41 days without heat

8:55 PM

@SaintWacko wow

noms on imaginary popcorn while she waits for the story

The floor furnace that was present was insufficient to heat the place

I wish we had just moved out then

But my roommate really didn't want to move after the semester started

@SaintWacko oh god

And since I hadn't actually moved in yet, it wasn't really a big deal

You're in... OK, IIRC?

8:56 PM

Most of that time was because the homeowner was an asshat and didn't want to spend any money on the place

@FAE Yes. We moved in on Jan 6, right before the first of the big cold snaps

D:

So still have been hit with the freezing ass weather going on.

So the homeowner was pretty much just ignoring it

Here, I'll just post a copy of the email I just sent

@SaintWacko That is inexcusable.

It pretty much explains everything

This email is to serve as official notice of [name] and [name] intent to move out of [address]. Due to continued maintenance problems and non-responsiveness from the homeowner, we have little choice but to terminate our lease agreement. We have included a list and photos of the problems with the property.

Heating system and structural issues:
After we moved into the property on January 5, an insufficient heating system made it unlivable for 41 days, nearly three weeks of which was waiting for a response from the homeowner, and during which time one tenant did not move in and the other sp…

8:59 PM

googles 42° F

holy shit

Oh nice. I just got some legendary gloves with the skill:

@badp Yeah, and that was inside, with the heat on full blast, and a space heater running

@SaintWacko I assume you have some record of the maintenance requests?

@OrigamiRobot Yeah, some emails

It's not really going to be a problem, because the property management company is on our side with this

Nice

9:01 PM

They actually asked us to do this so they can use it to fire the homeowner

> When there are 5 or more enemies within 12 yards, you gain an aborsb shield equal to 24% of your maximum health for 6 seconds. This effect can occur once every 30 seconds.

@Wipqozn Oh, damn, that's cool

I've got four legendary items on my wizard. Pretty rad.

but yeah, so that's what I've been battling for the past couple months

finally am getting out

@SaintWacko This is awful, I can't believe it's so bad. :(

9:05 PM

@FAE Yeah, it's just ridiculous

We thought it was over when they installed the central heat and air

@SaintWacko You guys have a new place lined up yet or are you going to continue staying with family in the interim?

Chippies

@Wipqozn I got the same gloves! us.battle.net/d3/en/profile/Chippies-1638/hero/41271526

And felt like we had come out ahead, since the original plan was just to have window air

Chippies

I've only seen that shield pop up only once though

But then when the temp dropped and it still didn't stay warm...

@FAE We're not moving out til the 15th, so we have a week to look at places. Going to go look at a nice apartment complex tomorrow

9:07 PM

@SaintWacko I wish you luck and non-shitty landlords.

We wanted a house, because my roommate has a big dog, but this complex has great grounds

And it regularly wins management awards

@Wipqozn Were you the one talking about stuns earlier?

choices choices. Get a Square Enix account to play my single player offline videogame or pirate the game, possibly getting a stupid server emulator program like it was for Assassins' Creed 2?

also, this is really cool

►

@SaintWacko What kind of dog?

@OrigamiRobot Primarily Blue Heeler

Incredibly sweet dog, though

and very well behaved

user15026

9:12 PM

So....that was weird. Good weird ,but weirtd.

@SaintWacko Yes.

@AshleyNunn \Interview?

user15026

@Wipqozn yep

@SaintWacko Bawww :3

@Wipqozn You need my amulet

(I call that a medium sized dog)

9:14 PM

@AshleyNunn Details girl, details!

DETAAAAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLS

@SaintWacko You are now my least favourite person for owning that.

@Wipqozn :D

Yayy! My gravatar changed. :3

user15026

The woman was so delighted by everything I said, and really liked my approach, and said I was enthusiastic and what they were looking for

user15026

so we will see what we will see

user15026

@Fluttershy <3

9:16 PM

@AshleyNunn What was the job for if you don't mind my asking?

user15026

@Wipqozn It's for an external marketing ting - basicaly I stand in a store and try to get people to sign up for stuff

MBraedley

Yay, quitting time!

CC @spugsley @AshleyNunn

MBraedley

And I'm getting Pebble 2.0 when I get home!

user15026

SO much cute

9:17 PM

It's so happy!

@FAE :OOOOOOOOOOOOO

user15026

Hello I am a goat I am the happiest goat being a goat is amazing

4

@AshleyNunn hahaha that's almost exactly what I was thinking

Hi I am goat I am best goat look at my goat face yay goat

user15026

grins

user15026

9:20 PM

Okay, now that I have applied to many many jobs today AND had an interview....I suspect I should eat something.

@MBraedley I haven't been too impressed with it so far

@DavidM We were talking about legalese yesterday. Do you know how many pages of thickly poorly formatted EULAs you need to sign up for before you can play Final Fantasy 7 on Steam (excluding Steam's own EULAs?) - ʎʇxᴉs :ɹǝʍsu∀

I like the idea of the Pebble, but it just lacks the wonder of a mechanical watch.

user15026

I don't understand the Pebble. I've got a phone, what else do I need?

@AshleyNunn yes!

user15026

9:23 PM

Now, the only answer is what.

did you feel good about the interview?

@AshleyNunn Yes, food is good.

@AshleyNunn To be able to see your messages and emails and calls and everything without taking your phone out of your pocket

@AshleyNunn it's more like an interface you can access the features with, kinda like a BT headset

user15026

@spugsley Incredibly. Now to see if they hold up to all their promises, if I get the job.

9:24 PM

To know at a glance whether this phone call is one you need to take or can ignore and call back later

@AshleyNunn Or if it's in the other room.

@OrigamiRobot That too

@AshleyNunn YAY!

user15026

@SaintWacko pulls phone out, looks at it, decides

@AshleyNunn Boom! You've just wasted seconds of your life!

user15026

9:24 PM

It just seems like another bit of tech that I can break or lose that doesn't add enough benefit - looking at my phone is totally easy, and I always have it with me.

WHOLE! SECONDS!

@AshleyNunn if you're driving and someone is calling, you can see it w/o having to dig for your phone

same thing with operating your music

I use mine to control my phone while it's plugged into the sound system playing music

@Krazer Ooh, hadn't thought about using it that way in the car

@Krazer My car displays the call display on the LCD.

user15026

@Krazer Or I just...make them wait because distracted driving is bad news bears.

9:25 PM

@JasonBerkan WELL LOOK WHO'S MR FANCY!

@JasonBerkan It does become a bit unneeded in newer cars

Bluetooth phone integration. It's awesome.

user15026

I dunno, I just get too overwhelmed with this world's insistence on OMG CONSTANT INFORAMTION

@OrigamiRobot I dunno, he doesn't look like a goat to me.

@GraceNote Maybe one of us needs to refresh chat.

9:27 PM

@OrigamiRobot If I do that, then Strix won't be AATTVVV anymore.

If I was really fast, I'd update my gravatar right now.

@GraceNote DON'T DO IT

@AshleyNunn either way, it's a convenience thing

@AshleyNunn To me it's less that and more a convenience thing. I do think the price is too much to justify that level of convenience, but I like the idea.

@Krazer high-five

user15026

I don't see a real place for it in my life - my phone is convenient enough.

9:29 PM

@AshleyNunn Also, I never have my phone's ringer on and sometimes it's in my coat pocket instead of my pants pocket and I miss calls and such.

user15026

shrugs I just don't get it.

user15026

Sorry.

@AshleyNunn if you expect a lot of calls or texts while you're about other business, it's really convenient to be able to just take a glance on your wrist than you dig for your phone. having no moving parts being able to update itself via your phone also helps in requiring less maintenance

user15026

@Krazer Or people can just wait - it is rare that any of that stuff can't wait til I am less busy.

@AshleyNunn I don't think anyone is trying to sell you on the Pebble.

9:34 PM

@AshleyNunn not everyone can be patient

user15026

@OrigamiRobot Then people need to stop pinging me with replies about it

@AshleyNunn You shouldn't buy the pebble.

user15026

@Krazer That's not my problem.

also I have no idea why you would put a small rock on your wrist

2

is really witty

@Wipqozn in case you need to slay a giant, you already have ammo equipped.

9:35 PM

@Krazer True!

Okay, I take it back, @AshleyNunn. You should buy a pebble in case of giants.

oH SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

@AshleyNunn Which comes back to the matter of convenience: some need it while others don't.

Q: What is a white socket and how does it work?

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Q: Valve Weapons in TF2

I was recently on youtube checking out the awesome STAR_ when I came across this video with TF2 shenanigans where he put in some console commands to add in the valve rocket launcher and other weapons (eg Robin Walker's Rocket Launcher). What is the console command for this? Thanks!!!

steam team-fortress-2

0

I'm familiar with red, green, and blue sockets. I've read about white sockets but never seen one. How does it work? How do you make them?

path-of-exile

user15026

@Krazer I get that! All I am saying here is that -I- don't need it.

user15026

Othher people might!

I just found a source which gives me +14% meteror damage.

user15026

9:37 PM

It jsut doesn't work for ME.

user15026

And that's fine.

Only without typos.

@Wipqozn You're almost never without typos.

@Wipqozn Something that works only without typos? Better give that to someone else because you sure aren't going to get any mileage out of it.

Shade has been thrown.

9:37 PM

My boots give me +12% to it as well, so this sig reat.

Sometimes, sometimes I hate you guys (but at the same time you love you)

....zeus damn it...

I'm not replacing that you with an I. IT just works too well with the current conversation.

@Wipqozn I do love me.

So how do crafting recipe drops work in Loot 2.0 now?

@Krazer Like that.

user15026

@Wipqozn I love me quite a lot.

@Wipqozn I guess I'm ok. I mean, I'd give myself a chance.

9:40 PM

@OrigamiRobot oh they will not scale?

Sometimes I think you guys live off the tears of turtles.

oh, there we go.

STOP TIMING OUT MESSAGES

@Krazer If they did, having more than one recipe per slot would be pointless.

I wish I could find some gear that gives + Hungering Arrow damage

@SaintWacko I literally just had a belt drop that gave +13% to hunger arrow.

3ventic

SE timing out again, yay

9:44 PM

@Wipqozn I thought I'd made that pretty clear.

@SaintWacko +157 dex, +3% life, +13% hungering arrow, thorns 111. It's rare, so if you want it you can have it.

Sweet. Clone Wars just arrived on Netflix.

This has been a very good Friday.

user15026

I have an incredible urge to go get Chinese takeout.

@badp Just to play FF7? Hardly seems worth it.

@Wipqozn Where does it go?

9:47 PM

@AshleyNunn Yes, yes. Give in to the dark side.

Oh, belt

BTW - I hate the rep cap!

Sorry

user15026

@DavidM I figure the interview went extremely well and I applied to 15 jobs today and it is friday

@Wipqozn Yeah, I'd love it

I'll be on tonight

9:48 PM

@AshleyNunn I don't need an excuse to want Chinese. It's always appropriate!

user15026

@DavidM Yeah, this is true

@DavidM depends on the chinese

@Krazer True ... For instance, I'm usually in the mood to talk to @Yuki, but sometimes he is waxing on about Frozen . . .

user15026

There is a place a five minute walk away that makes the most excellent Chinese

I feel so robbed today!

Ben Brocka

9:52 PM

@badp Is that for some SE online thing or what?

And, someone down voted an answer which was accepted and had like 7 up votes, but didn't leave a comment. What an ass.

user15026

Yeah but if we didn't cap you would have taken over ELU ten kinds of times today hahah

@BenBrocka All of the legalese

Ben Brocka

@badp yeah but what for? Just to play the game or do they make you make an account too or what?

@BenBrocka All of it is required

Yes, you need an online account.

user15026

9:53 PM

Aww, they updated their menu, it doesn't say Human style beef anymore

@badp Was it specifically just for one game? Or was it an all purpose EULA for a new feature on Steam?

@Wipqozn I think there might've been something up with chat just earlier, as I was having 208 timeouts all up out thes for the time of period.

@AshleyNunn Snicker!

Ben Brocka

With no opt out for the account? It's a repackaging of a PC port of a PSX game

@DavidM Most of it is bundled in one single screen that comes up when you first launch the game on Steam. The rest is on three different webpages you must agree to if you don't yet have the online account.

@BenBrocka No opt-out.

9:54 PM

@badp Did you actually read it? I can't say I've ever bothered.

@DavidM I'm looking through it.

@AshleyNunn This reminds me of the common comments about how many people in our circle of friends were delicious with Tabasco sauce, which is apparently good on "Chicken, Beef, Asian, Mexican, Italian", and a few other nationalities as well.

@badp For academic interest or do you regularly examine EULAs?

@DavidM Just to see how ridiculous the world we live in is.

@badp I can accept that.

@GraceNote Champagne is the appropriate wine pairing for most Chinese food . . . Go figure.

user15026

9:58 PM

@GraceNote The people were delicious when eaten with Tabasco? OR the food?

I presume that would include cannibalism.

@AshleyNunn In context, probably the former.

So we were talking about this a couple months ago. I ran into this today: the book Love You Forever by Robert Munsch was apparently for he and his wife's two stillborn babies. CC @AshleyNunn @Sterno

OK, I'm going to give someone a dinner break. Talk you all later.

This being Grace, I wouldn't even consider the latter a possibility.