The Bridge

Chippies

12:00 AM

chrome controllers... imagines all the fingerprints

FAE

@Chippies Yeah, pretty much. :( But for a short while, they'd look so nice!

Chippies

@FAE they'd look great behind glass where no one can touch them.

or well, still in the box I guess would work better...

user58869

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agent86

12:13 AM

well, I'm not blind. yaaaay

FAE

@agent86 Yaaaay!

GnomeSlice

My parents just left for like a week.

I hate being alone.

FAE

:(

user58869

this is the real thing

user58869

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Yuki

12:20 AM

Current blurb for House of Cards on Netflix: "Shawn Spencer appears to possess a nearly supernatural gift for crime-solving -- so much so that the police begin employing his services as a psychic."

cc @LessPop_MoreFizz

Wipqozn

Oh snap. I just got a legendry wand which almost doubles my damage.

The Wand of Woh.

LessPop_MoreFizz

That... Does not sound accurate.

GnomeSlice

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LessPop_MoreFizz

Honestly, the House of Cards Blurb should just be "Frank Underwood Fucking Around Level:" and then a numerical rating where the number is always somewhere between 1 and 10 out of 100.

Yuki

@LessPop_MoreFizz Yeah, it's the blurb that should go with Psych.

Isn't House of Cards a Netflix series?

LessPop_MoreFizz

12:24 AM

Yes.

Yuki

You'd think they would get blurbs for their own series correct...

Chippies

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LessPop_MoreFizz

@yuki probably a glitch in the data display rather than the data itself.

Yuki

@LessPop_MoreFizz Most likely as it's a blurb for another show.

But it's been common recently.

@FAE yaaay

12:30 AM

everything's a bit blurry. left eye is fine, but I think I had a bit of bruising on my right eye.

feels a little sore...

Lazers

0

Q: How do I talk in all chat while drafting?

While drafting there's a built-in chat box, so I can't hit Shift+Enter to bring up all chat. I've seen people still use all chat somehow though. How does one use all chat during drafting?

dota-2

user58869

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user58869

hmmm

user58869

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Ben Brocka

12:33 AM

the other triforce

FAE

@agent86 How long ago was it done?

Ben Brocka

@FAE It's gold. Hard to tell through the packaging

I'd actually have preferred all silver but it's much harder to find silver controllers (though there's a 360 one)

GnomeSlice

@Alex What?

user58869

@GnomeSlice it wasn't me

GnomeSlice

@Alex What wasn't? I was asking about the image. What did you mean by it?

user58869

12:38 AM

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user58869

it wasn't me

GnomeSlice

@Alex I was talking about the one with the rabbit with the sword

user58869

@GnomeSlice usagi yojimbo?

GnomeSlice

@Alex I don't know, is that his name?

user58869

@GnomeSlice yeah, rabbit samurai

Ben Brocka

12:40 AM

Anyone used Letterbomb or similar on their Wii? I want to rip ISOs but don;t want a huge hassle, never bothered with stuff like this before

FAE

@BenBrocka Yeah, I prefer silver over gold myself, as well.

GnomeSlice

I like the default colours.

Unless they suck

SaintWacko

@BenBrocka Closed as piracy

Ben Brocka

I prefer black in general for controllers, white decolors and black generally goes with anything anyway

FAE

@BenBrocka White gets so icky.

Ben Brocka

12:43 AM

Super glad the axed Basic Wii U was the white one. Don't like the white Wii either (the one I have)

@FAE Yeah, the joysticks on my first Classic controller are already yellowing. And it's mostly happened while they've been stored. Dunno if bleaching them is an option or what

I just use the black classic pro controller I got now

FAE

@BenBrocka Damn, that sucks. Probably depends on the plastic type, whether it's safe or not.

Ben Brocka

It seems pretty common, parts of SNESes turn yellow too

Frank

Latest episode of Agents of Shield was pretty darn good.

Lazers

0

Q: Pokemon sketch missed

I remember as a kid playing Silver, I caught a Smeargle and tried using Sketch. Unfortunately, it somehow missed, and as it only had 1 PP, Smeargle was forced to struggle. How can this happen? I've been trying to find information online, but I haven't been able to find a single mention of the po...

pokemon

0

Q: installing skyrim on pc

Help me! I just bought Skyrim for my pc and when I try to install it I have to update stream when I try a pop up says "no steam config online" what does that mean and how do I fix it?!

skyrim

MBraedley

@Lazers does Skyrim require Steam?

Yuki

12:53 AM

@MBraedley I think there were some early versions that didn't, but yes.

I remember some talk about it.

MBraedley

Then that's probably the issue

Lazers

0

Q: How do you survive thunderstorms?

Elite monsters with the new Thunderstorm affix rain lightning bolts down directly on your head. With other affixes, there are usually ways to predict and dodge their attacks. The monster gives you some kind of indication about where the attack is coming and you can prepare before it actually hits...

I just joined chat and am so confused.

I was all ready to owner him up!

Frank

I'm at $21 and change. Halfway there!

MBraedley

12:59 AM

Make me an owner so I can remove him!

Sterno

@Frank At this rate, you should be able to buy a dozen expansions

Frank

@Sterno Others are getting into the game; I'm being constantly undercut.

As soon as I get the cash I need, I'm getting out while I'm ahead.

GnomeSlice

@Chippies Careful, this got flagged.

Frank

Or, at least, toning it down.

Chippies

@GnomeSlice what? why?

GnomeSlice

1:01 AM

@Chippies I dunno. Thumbnail I guess.

user15026

I feel like I deserve an adulthood award for remembering to take my garbage out three weeks in a row.

Chippies

well that would be a ridiculous reason >.>

GnomeSlice

@AshleyNunn Haha, that's an achievement!

FAE

@Chippies Emilie Autumn's amazing. I saw her live last year.

GnomeSlice

@AshleyNunn I suck at this.

user58869

1:02 AM

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user15026

I set an alarm on my phone so I remember the night before. (Because I never wake up in time to put it out in the morning.

Chippies

@FAE that's awesome! She is pretty good :)

FAE

@Chippies Yeah, her live shows are really, really great.

Frank

@AshleyNunn You should! I own a house, and I can't even do that!

Chippies

@FAE I'd imagine :)

GnomeSlice

1:03 AM

There was no need to star that.

user58869

:14151905 actually i was trying to big up justin timberlake

user15026

@Frank And I put a GIANT label on my recycle bin so if it goes missing again someone knows where to return it to :)

user15026

@GnomeSlice Chill.

GnomeSlice

@AshleyNunn :)

I was kidding.

user15026

Okay. :)

GnomeSlice

1:04 AM

Guess it didn't sound like it though.

@Alex Why?

Frank

@AshleyNunn Most of my problem right now is that it's cold out. I don't want to leave my nice warm house.

Chippies

@GnomeSlice y u so mad?

user58869

@GnomeSlice i like him

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice Lack of inflection is one of the many wonders of text. :P

GnomeSlice

Speaking of Justin Timberlake

user15026

1:05 AM

@Frank I came in from the cold, and was like DO IT NOW SELF BEFORE YOU GET WARM AND LAZY

Chippies

@GnomeSlice buy XCOM:EU, git gud and lets play

GnomeSlice

wooo thumbnail

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Frank

@AshleyNunn That's about the only times I can make myself get out to do it.

Chippies

sideboobs!

GnomeSlice

less thumbnail

@Chippies buy me it

user15026

1:05 AM

@Frank Yeah, I would like for it to get warmer soon plz

Chippies

@GnomeSlice I have no money or income :(

GnomeSlice

@Chippies Yeah, well, I would have gotten banned for that probably.

Chippies

I leech my money off of wife

Frank

@AshleyNunn Happily, we're back in single digits here.

GnomeSlice

@Chippies best plan

Fluttershy

1:06 AM

GUYS

GnomeSlice

@Fluttershy GUISE

Frank

After this crazy weekend where it hit -50. Twice.

Fluttershy

I got my unemployment information today. :3 I'm not going to be struggling between jobs like I was last time!

user15026

@Fluttershy yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

user58869

@GnomeSlice nice

LessPop_MoreFizz

1:06 AM

@Fluttershy Wooooo!

Chippies

I was told it's gonna be 1 degree celsius here in few days

GnomeSlice

@Fluttershy Sweeeeeeeeeet!

Chippies

I bet the day after we gonna get a huge snowstorm for a week

seems to be the way nature works here...

user15026

It's supposed to be +2 here tomorrow

user15026

it is going to feel SO NICE

Chippies

1:08 AM

it's -17 now with wind chills going as low as -30

Fluttershy

So, I bumped D3 up to Master difficulty. The unique monsters are now harder than the Hard bosses.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Stupid sensible SEO ruining perfectly good funny question titles.

6

Q: Al Gore won't leave me alone. How do I unfriend someone on Facebook?

In exploring South Park, I met a somewhat curious older gentleman hiding in he bushes over behind the movie theatre. It turns out that gentleman was former Vice President Al Gore. He promptly became my Facebook friend, and asked me to help him place some fancy science equipment around town. Afte...

the-stick-of-truth

I suppose this is almost as good.

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz whut

Chippies

@Fluttershy eventually you'll learn that bosses are easy compared to unique/champion monsters. Especially some combinations...

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice one of the core mechanics of the south park game is making facebook friends with lots of people.

GnomeSlice

1:10 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz Weird

Also that is not a game I would have thought you'd be interested in.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Why not?

user58869

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LessPop_MoreFizz

It's a paper Mario style RPG (Yes!), developed by obsidian (Yes Yes!), fully written and voiced by Parker and Stone (Yes Yes Yes!)

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz I dunno, just didn't seem like your kind of humour.

LessPop_MoreFizz

You have noticed me linking to scenes from Cannibal the musical nonstop over the past few months anytime people start talking about Frozen, right?

user15026

1:13 AM

Yep.

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz No?

theindiebox.com

I want this

user58869

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Ullallulloo

I just posted my 100th answer.

Raven Dreamer

Noooo! Kevin Spacey! I thought you had higher moral standards!

GnomeSlice

Ooo Rogue Legacy is on sale on Steam

avert gaze

Frank

1:19 AM

@Chippies Whew. That's gonna be cold.

Chippies

@Frank 1 degree? That's... a lot warmer than it is now

Frank

@Chippies -17. With a windchill of -30.

I've been there.

In fact, WAS there only a few days ago.

FAE

@RavenDreamer ...are we watching the same show?

Chippies

ah, that's what we've been having for the last month and more

Raven Dreamer

@FAE ...just watched episode 1-4, so I would, in fact, say, no. Not yet.

Chippies

1:21 AM

and every time it gets closer to 0, a huge snowstorm happens.

Frank

@Chippies Us, too.

Chippies

well, at least shoveling snow gives me exercise. The only exercise I get in winter :>

user58869

Lazers

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Q: Borderlands2 i need help with farming

I am playing bl2 im on uvhm level 54 I have managed some yellow. However my Question is when farming a boss.Do i Kill him and rite away save and quit or do i kill him and turn in then save and quit im not sure About that part.. Im not sure about doing the turn in and fully completing the mission...

borderlands-2

GnomeSlice

-1

A: Is it possible to download and transfer PSN games to PSVita from PC?

You can login and purchase games from PC, but it just adds them to a download list - then you can transfer from the PS3 after they are downloaded, or go direct to vita.

Is this incorrect?

Fluttershy

1:27 AM

I have the recipe to make the Staff of Herding! :D Now I just need the items.

Trent Hawkins

@Fluttershy good luck; I recall some of those being a real pain.

Chippies

speaking of staff of herding... can it still be upgraded and is there any reason to do so?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@raven Yeah... frank underwood is not a moral paragon.

That said, what set off that reaction? Was it the brick?

GnomeSlice

looooooooool

user58869

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MBraedley

1:35 AM

It'd be awesome if I could have a full head of (natural) hair, but never need a haircut

Raven Dreamer

@LessPop_MoreFizz It was him going off to Zoey's place after Claire didn't with her moneydaddy.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Raven oh. Hahahahaha. How quaint that you think that's a problem.

(Claire knows. Claire approves.)

Raven Dreamer

Apparently I'm fine with lies, extortion, blackmail, and the like, but I draw the line at cheating.

I don't know what that says about me.

Frank

@OrigamiRobot My spreadsheet now keeps track of gem prices, and their current actual cash value, based on what 50 million goes for.

Raven Dreamer

@LessPop_MoreFizz Who's the actor who plays Remy? He looks very familiar.

Oh.

LessPop_MoreFizz

1:39 AM

Mahershala Ali

Mahershala Ali (born February 16, 1974) is an American actor. He is perhaps best known for his portrayal of Richard Tyler on the USA Network science fiction television series The 4400, and "Tizzy" in the 2008 motion picture The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Most recently Ali is known for his part as Remy Danton in the netflix original series House of Cards (U.S. TV series) Ali was born Mahershalalhashbaz Gilmore in Oakland, California. He is named after one of the sons of Isaiah in the Bible. Raised a Christian, he later converted to Islam. Filmography {| class="wikitable sortable" |...

Raven Dreamer

Alphas. Huh.

Yeah. Recognized him from Alphas. (I wouldn't watch that show, FWIW)

SaintWacko

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Q: When can I farm a boss?

When farming a boss, do I need to do all of my farming before turning in the related mission, or, after turning in the mission, can I later go back to farm said boss?

borderlands-2

I've edited this question. Other BL2 player, let me know if you think my assumptions were correct

MBraedley

@SaintWacko after you've beaten that boss

LessPop_MoreFizz

Alphas is garbage. Betas is an okay show though. Not great, but fun.

SaintWacko

@MBraedley Right, not my question

Look at the original

Raven Dreamer

1:42 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz ...please tell me its not a spinoff.

LessPop_MoreFizz

It's not.

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It's a sitcom.

MBraedley

@SaintWacko posts that break my brain with bad grammar and spelling don't get a second look. But at least I can read your edit

SaintWacko

@MBraedley Yeah, I think that's what the original post meant

spugsley

@FEichinger Ummm....hi? O_o

HI GUYS!

IT'S FUCKING BALLS ASS RAINING RIGHT NOW

MBraedley

@spugsley hello

Frank

1:45 AM

@spugsley Good evening

LessPop_MoreFizz

Funnily enough, also on Amazon alongside Betas is "Alpha House" which is absolutely fucking fantastic (and a great antidote/counterpoint to House of Cards.)

MBraedley

@spugsley at least it's not raining balls...

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz Hey, I liked Alphas

spugsley

Another famous questions badge! :D

SaintWacko

@spugsley @MBraedley It's raining balls! Hallelujah it's raining balls! Amen!

spugsley

1:49 AM

@SaintWacko Sounds good to me :o

Lazers

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Q: Salvage Droid Rewards

Has anyone acquire all 6 levels from the Salvage Droid event? Not counting Overbridge as I do not think it is included anyways. I have got all 5 but Chiss Hsp. I've been sending droids still but getting a bunch of crap and once in a while, my game crashes while opening a cargo. I am thinking it c...

ios tiny-death-star

Frank

@spugs! My stupid tax is halfway complete!

SaintWacko

@Frank If only there really was a stupid tax

Frank

@SaintWacko There is. It's called painting frag grenades like easter eggs, and then firing the pins into sidewalks.

user58869

...(dodgey youtube link goes here(I DARE NOT LINK IT))...

SaintWacko

1:52 AM

@Frank Heh

MBraedley

@SaintWacko there are plenty of stupid taxes

spugsley

@Frank ?

Frank

@spugsley I've made over $20 selling gems.

spugsley

@Frank haha nice

SaintWacko

@Frank o.0

Whoa, nice

MBraedley

1:54 AM

@spugsley people who buy things on the RMAH pay the stupid tax

spugsley

reminds me of the days when I legit made good money on the RMAH

Frank

@MBraedley And thus, fund my ability to buy the expansion.

SaintWacko

@Frank I should have sold stuff on the RMAH for exactly that reason

didn't even think about it

spugsley

180 bucks for a pair of pants, 60 for some bracers, etc etc

SaintWacko

@spugsley o.0 wow

Frank

1:55 AM

@SaintWacko I won't buy it with my own cash.

SaintWacko

That's crazy

spugsley

@SaintWacko yeah I made decent money selling for awhile

Frank

I have issues with the way Blizzard treats their customers.

SaintWacko

@Frank Ah, yeah

Frank

But if I can extract enough of a stupid tax, well, I'm not spending my money.

SaintWacko

1:56 AM

I feel like they're moving the right direction with D3, though

Now if they'd just remove the always-online...

Yuki

@spugsley Dang.

spugsley

@Yuki Yeah I was an RMAH tycoon

Yuki

@spugsley Why would someone spend $180 on a pair of digital pants?!

I don't even spend that much on real clothes!

user15026

That's what I am trying to figure out

spugsley

@Yuki Inorite

Yuki

2:00 AM

@spugsley I doubt the person who bought those spends that much on real clothes either.

user15026

I don't get how people spend that kind of money

Chippies

Some people just have a lot of money.

user15026

Like do they not eat or something?

Chippies

There are people that make a lot of money and have nowhere to spend it.

if it makes them happy then why not

user58869

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user15026

2:01 AM

I jsut cant imagine having that kind of money, you know?

user15026

THen again, I am unemployed and broke as fuck, so.

Frank

Add another $4 and change to the pot.

Or maybe a little less, since there's a 15% fee.

Almost $4.

MBraedley

Now, I know of friends that sold stuff on the RMAH so they could turn around and buy stuff.

Chippies

I can't even use the RMAH, because my battle.net account is registered as European, but I play on NA server :/

Yuki

It's 2014, why isn't this movie out yet?

P.S. I know why it's not out yet, I just wish it was already.

Also, why do so many of the comments mention Crysis? I don't get that at all.

LessPop_MoreFizz

2:09 AM

I am way down deep At the bottom of a Wikipedia rabbit hole.

And I am learning about the names of Filipino professional basketball teams.

Such as:

Yuki

@LessPop_MoreFizz ALT-F4. It's your only hope.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Pop Cola Panthers

The Pop Cola Panthers were a basketball team that played in the Philippine Basketball Association from 1990-2001. The franchise was owned by RFM Corporation. In 2001, when RFM Corporation sold its entire stake in Cosmos Bottling Corporation to Coca-Cola Bottlers Philippines, Inc. (CCBPI), the PBA franchise was included in the transaction. Upon ownership by CCBPI, the PBA franchise renamed the Coca-Cola Tigers beginning the 2002 PBA season and was considered as an expansion team. The franchise also played under the names Pop Cola/Diet Sarsi Sizzlers, Swift Mighty Meaties, Sunkist Orange...

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz How did you even get there?

LessPop_MoreFizz

formerly the SWIFT MIGHTY MEATY HOTDOGS.

Toyota Super Corollas

: The Toyota Super Corollas was a professional basketball team in the Philippine Basketball Association (PBA) from 1975-1983. The team had various monikers such as the Comets, the Silver Tamaraws, the Tamaraws, the Super Diesels, the Super Corollas and the Silver Coronas. Their nine PBA titles is the fourth most in PBA history behind charter member San Miguel Beermen, fierce rival Crispa Redmanizers and the Alaska Aces. Profile and franchise Toyota is a Japanese brand that was exclusively distributed by Delta Motors Corporation, owned by former Bulacan congressman and Marcos crony Ric...

San Mig Super Coffee Mixers

| owner=Ramon S. Ang | board_governor=Rene Pardo | company=San Miguel Pure Foods Company, Inc. | coach=Tim Cone | titles=11 championships 1990 Third Conference 1991 All-Filipino 1993 All-Filipino 1994 Commissioner's 1997 All-Filipino 2002 Governors' 2006 Philippine 2009-10 Philippine 2012 Commissioner's 2013 Governors' 2013-14 Philippine |ret_nums = 2 (16, 44) |website = }} The San Mig Super Coffee Mixers are a professional basketball team playing in the Philippine Basketball Association. The team is owned by the San Miguel Pure Foods Company, Inc. (formerly, Pure Foods Corporation), a s...

Purefoods Corned Beef Cowboys.

Yuki

Talk about endorsements...

LessPop_MoreFizz

2:11 AM

I want a Swift Mighty Meaty Hotdogs jersey.

Lazers

0

Q: Is there a way to change the text speed?

There is a lot of talking in this game, and while it is cute, I can read a lot faster than the game moves. Is there a way for me to change the text speed to something a little faster?

pokemon-gates-to-infinity

LessPop_MoreFizz

SWIFT MIGHTY MEATY HOTDOGS.

agent86

@FAE, sorry, lying down a lot. I had it done at 12pm central. about 8 hours ago now.

FAE

@agent86 Just go and keep laying down now, man. Don't sit here looking at a PC screen.

user15026

Augh, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, why the ridiculous and hard to read written Scottish (I think) accent? IT LOOKS LIKE CRAP

agent86

2:19 AM

@FAE hah. yeah, going to sleep in 10 or so. I just can't stay away from my PC for that long :P this is probably my second 5-min session all day.

Yuki

@AshleyNunn Because Nintendo prides itself on using nigh-unreadable transcriptions of accents.

user15026

throws rocks

Yuki

Ugh, why are people comparing this movie to Crysis??!! I see literally no connection!

FAE

@agent86 Just get rest for now. :) You'll probably notice even more of a difference tomorrow when you wake!

Yuki

Okay, maybe the suit looks slightly similar, but the themes are different from what I recall of Crysis!

LessPop_MoreFizz

2:23 AM

> WORLD BOOK DAY, PAH!
SQUARE ENIX MOBILE SALE IS NOW ON

Who needs books when you have games from Square Enix

Today is world book day but Square Enix don't have books to sell, oh no, they have 3 amazing games on sale via the AppStore and Google Play. You can't buy any decent book for under a fiver but you can buy Deus Ex: The Fall on iOS and Android, Tomb Raider 1 for iOS and Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light on iOS (including the HD Version), each for £0.99/$0.99/ €0.99.

From today until Monday 10th March 2014 you can now own three of Square Enix most famous brands and characters at …

Uuuunhhhhhhhhhh thanks squeenix, I guess?

Yuki

@LessPop_MoreFizz Today is World Book Day?

LessPop_MoreFizz

Apparantly!

Who knew?

user15026

I DID

LessPop_MoreFizz

SHOW OFF.

user15026

you betcha

Yuki

2:28 AM

Aaaaand, they're making a The Last of Us movie.

GnomeSlice

I love Pisco Bandito

Yuki

If they don't cast Ellen Page, I will be pissed. Partially because Ellen Page raged about Ellie being modeled after her.

GnomeSlice

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So someone already made the WatchDogs game that I initially imagined http://bit.ly/1ccXD63

Tweeted by PeterMolydeux on March 6, 2014 at 3:22 PM

Also check out who's number one on that highscore board

=]

Sterno

That looks like the worst game.

Yuki

> People who have never owned cats don't know how awesome they are to have. Yeah, they're assholes, but they're your assholes and for some reason, you love them more anything.
> It's because beneath that haughty asshole demeanor is a goddamned idiot that got stuck in the blinds again.

GnomeSlice

2:42 AM

Worst video, best song

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@Sterno I think that's the joke.

Frank

@Yuki And keeps jamming their face into yours, because they love you.

Yuki

This is all GTAIV with mods. Apparently. I honestly can't tell anymore.

Okay, it's a bit more obvious when actual characters are in the shots.

Braiam

behold bacon lovers! now you can wake up with the smell of bacon freshly baked

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