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3:00 AM
@OrigamiRobot Ah...
 
I actually think all the skill trees are kinda boring.
They're far more generic as far as weapons types.
I see why they did that, but it's not for me.
 
Guns period shouldn't have a skill tree unless its EVE lol
 
OH HOLY CRAP WILHELM IS THAT DUDE FROM BORDERLANDS 2
I JUST MADE THIS CONNECTION
 
SHUT UP
 
3:02 AM
I... did you not see the Torgue trailer?
 
This is the first time I'm seeing the people's names in a format other than a trailer
@OrigamiRobot Nope, actually...
 
wat
WAT
WAAAAT
It's the bestest.
 
It's up now
I think
It's on Machinima? Eww
 
What yallz playing?
 
@Unionhawk WHATEVER IT'S TORGUE
I'm gonna rewatch too
 
3:05 AM
TOTALLY CALLING IT A BUTT SLAM
> PEW PEW MOTHERF*CKER
 
@Unionhawk Nope. Not gonna star this obvious star bait.
4
 
ALL IS FORGIVEN MACHINIMA
@LessPop_MoreFizz I'm just commentating on things. It's not actually star bait.
This time.
 
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Q: Risk of Rain: screen is flickering/blinking into black, also no sound

FabiánBasically I just open the game and all I see is the game flickering/blinking the whole screen. Sound doesn't work either. This is the error log Time:14:10:38 ERROR in action number 1 of End Step Event for object oInit: In script sinBassStreamIsPlaying: Error in code at ...

 
You should have linked this trailer as the thing to make your decision @OrigamiRobot
It explains things a lot better than reading things
 
I assumed that was the trailer you were talking about!
 
3:11 AM
No, I've only seen the boring official trailers from 2k
So I'm between Wilhelm and Claptrap leaning Wilhelm.
 
I bet you this Thomas Duncan guy
the guy who had Ebola, is a terrorist
This whole Ebola crap reads like a Tom Clancy novel
 
@memescientist No. How about let's not have that bet happen.
 
Executive Orders:
Muslims are attacking countries
President has to deal with Ebola crisis
that starts in Texas and other states
There are sleeper agents in the White House
etc etc
Well, not the last part
 
Here. Take your tinfoil hat, put it on, and please kindly shut up. Thanks.
 
Oh and that's not all
there's a black person in the highest echelon of the government
or close to highest, at least
if VP amounts to anything
meanwhile, we're dealing with issues with a possible attack from an Asian country
 
3:22 AM
@memescientist Joe Biden is white. Seriously, this is nonsense and also walking a fine line of propriety.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Obama, Biden, black white
in the novel: Robby, Jack, black white
well, Robby Jackson and Jack Ryan Sr.
 
Oh, are you literally summarizing a tom Clancy novel now?
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz I guess
at this point
it's not a tinfoil hat
it's a tinfoil 3 piece set
*suit
 
3:38 AM
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Q: How to use Warlock's blink effectively?

jon2512chuaI've tried using it, and from what I see basically it lets you teleport for a distance and direction, both depending on your momentum. I find this highly limiting when I want to use it to dodge projectiles, which is what I'm assuming that it's meant for. Therefore, there doesn't seem to be much r...

 
Please don't have something to do with Gamergate
 
3:58 AM
@GnomeSlice Appears to have things to do with game deals.
 
Gamersgate is a game store, I buy there from time to time.
@Unionhawk I'm saying I hope the downtime doesn't have something to do with gamergate
Because that is really unfortunately close to 'gamersgate'
 
@GnomeSlice Oh. I dunno. Seems up from here.
 
Really? Keeps timing out for me.
 
@GnomeSlice Yep
CURSE YOU @TimStone I HAVE NEITHER A MOUSE NOR A COMPLETED DOWNLOAD
NOR FREE TIME AT THE MOMENT :(
 
\o/
 
4:03 AM
CURSE YOU I SAY
(thanks to whoever asked "who's tms" so I actually know who you are to say CURSE YOU)
Some of the Claptrap roulette of fun things seem hilarious and fun. I might pick him.
> Torgue Fiesta: Causes Claptrap as well as teammates to toss grenades uncontrollably. This skill doesn't cause you to lose any of your actual grenades and you can function as normal. The grenades appear to fly from your body. Friend and foe can be hurt by these grenades.
 
Whatt??
Borderlands never done such thing?
Actually I think lvl 55 is max without the borderlands package.
 
The Pre-Sequel is released as of 7 minutes ago.
 
With the package I think 80 or 85 is max
@Unionhawk Oh okay
 
Also, no, this one's the best:
 
How is this prequel?
 
4:08 AM
> Pirate Ship Mode: Turn into an AWESOME PIRATE SHIP! With CANNONS!
 
Borderlands 2 is what I want to play soon
 
@7Blue_Beast7 It takes place between Borderlands and Borderlands 2
 
lol, "Starring [...] and Claptrap as a mistake"
 
You play as Handsome Jack's people before Jack was the biggest asshole around
 
@Unionhawk Hm... this Prequel sounds a bit ridiculous
 
4:10 AM
@7Blue_Beast7 Presequel*
It's not a prequel, it's not a sequel.
It's both.
 
I think whoever made borderlands needs to shut their presequel down and make part 3
After I beat borderlands I never really seen what could have caused innocent men and women to become psycho's such as the nuts guy who has the little diamond sign hanging.
I found that guy the most hilarious and also the science chick
She's is a crazy son of a scientist :D
ClapTrap, the worlds dumbest of the dumbest in all the video games I played :C
 
thatsthejoke.jpg
 
Borderlands is fun as hail :D
 
that sounds hilarious
 
@GnomeSlice RIGHT
 
4:15 AM
Any better?
 
> Rubber Ducky: Everyone in your team will get rubber duckies around them and will bounce uncontrollably around the environment which is a very good time to take advantage of the new Slam attack. You will also reflect bullets.
 
Or do I have to actually say the word that could get me removed?
@Unionhawk Seriously?
 
The Bridge, in general, does not give a fuck about strong language.
 
Let me look up this Presequel
 
That is not directed at a person
 
4:16 AM
I have only played Borderlands once, for maybe an hour
 
Well play it again boyyyy
 
Don't have it
 
Its fun once you get to lvl 10
Thats when you start getting them enhanced weapons like a shotgun with a missing barrel and the handle thats cloaked
Or a rocket launcher that is modded and when you shoot it everything dies instantly
 
I played as Zer0 in 2, and about most of the way in realized how much of a mistake this was to play solo as Zer0
 
I played Zer0 in 1
He isn't a mistake
 
4:18 AM
Zer0 seems like a good support related person, but not anyone you can do solo.
At all.
 
Zer0 is good at long range rifles not close up
@Unionhawk I kinda agree but if you play more like a stealthy guy, you can beat the whole game without any help like me
Actually can't wait to play Zer0 in 2 anyway, never reallly liked any other char
 
It's not a stealth game though... You can get like, one opening shot off before everyone knows about you.
 
I played Brick or whatever his name is
 
I didn't say it was a stealth game, I meant you can play more stealthy like
Dude
 
PAYDAY 2 has ruined me for what the definition of "stealth" is
 
4:21 AM
What I suggest with Zer0 is to increase the accuracy and deadly skills and then increase the special skills.
Such as the one skill with Zer0 where you can cast birds or whatever they are on targets
 
"As soon as anyone knows, stealth is over"
 
You really should play some Battle Field 4 then
 
ಠ_ಠ
 
Learn from the GOds in that game, because every time you stick that funny lil head of yours around a corner, there ain't nothing t see but your guy dead, laying on hir or her back, saying "ahh...."
 
@Unionhawk that pretty much makes sense
 
4:24 AM
@Unionhawk You wouldn't have a prob if they had some silencers
You can take them out quietly and quickly and be done
 
O_O
 
bedtime
 
@GnomeSlice Yeah, well a lot of games take the Skyrim stealth route, and make the guys forget all about you in 3 seconds of not seeing you, not suspect bodies, etc
 
@TimStone Hehe what I do now?
 
user15026
@GnomeSlice sleep well
 
4:25 AM
@Unionhawk Skyrim is awesome bro!
 
@Unionhawk I wanted to be a melee Zer0 but there's no solo future in that :(
 
That game is killer with stealth
 
Instead my Zer0 just had a lot of sniper rifles with super extended clips
 
My dad played that game night and day and man I een it with my own eyes
 
Yeah, that's basically the way to do it. The problem is you only get so many sniper bullets.
I ran out so much
 
4:26 AM
A thing just happened that @Unionhawk is missing out on :(
 
@TimStone Rockets, Snipers and Machine guns are good for Zer0
 
And eventually things stopped being a one headshot
 
@Unionhawk How you know?
Well....
Black Ops 2 was heard to get one kill head shot
@Unionhawk until you did but it some how didn't one kill the player
 
@7Blue_Beast7 I would shoot things in the head, it would register as a Critical!, and things wouldn't die...
 
@Unionhawk Yeah I noticed that a lot
Its dumb. Why not just make it a one kill head shot instead of 4 - 5 bullets being used to get a kill on the head.
 
4:28 AM
Which is fine, I'm okay with that, but things eventually started eating up way too many bullets
@7Blue_Beast7 Because then there's no difficulty rampup if your aim is sufficient.
And other reasons
 
@Unionhawk Oh okay.
Makes sense now
 
@TimStone 70% downloaded, 0% mouse-have, 0% free-time :(
 
:(
 
Who did you go with?
 
Athena
 
4:31 AM
I think I'm going to go with Claptrap. Just because that sounds like a good time.
And, like I said, fits in with my status on the Cool Dude roster (that one dude who won't shut up/go away)
 
4:50 AM
84% DOWNLOAD STILL 0% MOUSE AND 0% ACTUALLY IS FREE TIME
WRITE YOUR GOD DAMN PRESENTATION @UNI
 
@Unionhawk Yo!
Are you installing Borderlands 1
 
That's it. Stayfocusd nuclear option is a go.
Goodbye cruel Bridge
 
@Unionhawk Hey!
Dont keave
You make my day man
The only guy to do so
 
5:23 AM
mmm, it's a little buggy so far /cc @Unionhawk @OrigamiRobot
 
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Q: How do I build up a stealth-mage early in Skyrim?

user1278255I have just started out out playing a a High Elf stealth-mage in Skyrim and am wondering how to build up my character. I will definitely need Stealth and Illusion so I should should start sneaking everywhere and casting Fury and Muffle, I guess. My offensive options magic-wise are either Conjurat...

 
Whoo, back from first day of work.
 
5:42 AM
Lol
 
@7Blue_Beast7 Eh... there are better stealth games.
A lot of people would mention Metal Gear if you bring up stealth games.
 
@Lazers Well... you can build a stealthy mage but I rcon a Vampire from Dawnguard or get stealth, illusion, and offensive spells up.
@Lazers There was some illusion skill you can cast on yourself all day to bring its level up
 
You know @Lazers is a bot, right?
 
Used to do that and made that skill up to lvl 28
@Yuuki Oh.
 
@7Blue_Beast7 It's just a feed of all questions.
 
5:45 AM
I can't believe I was talking to a bot.
 
@7Blue_Beast7 Apparently @Lazers has passed the Turing Test.
 
@Yuuki hm.
 
In any case, as a stealth game, Skyrim was pretty boring.
Honestly, it's not a proper stealth game if you can walk up to a guy, wave your hand in his face, and he can't notice you.
 
@Yuuki Dude skyrim is the... the... the... best
 
There has to be at least some challenge.
 
5:47 AM
@Yuuki Lol well yeah that I have noticed
Its a cloak but your not cloaked.
 
Skyrim is a good game. It's not a good stealth game.
 
I used to get killed by the Brother Hood so much....
I mean they'd sneak up on me or clearly in front of me and kill me with a few hits with daggers.
No matter what level I am, they get stronger as I level
@Yuuki Oblivion is good too
 
Max Enchanting -> Eat everyone for supper.
 
Me and my bro has this cool expansion pack with Oblivion where you Enter the Shivering Isles
 
Literally. Enchant your weapons with Fiery Soul Trap and eat their souls.
 
5:49 AM
You can eat souls?
 
@7Blue_Beast7 Well, not literally eat. But you get their souls.
 
I thought it was funny to enhance a staff with a spell to turn trgets into pigs :D
 
Skyrim should have Sheogorath's staff.
Which you can use to do silly things.
 
Not kidding, their is a quest line for that and I tell you. Skyrim and Oblivion has some true Lunatics.
Them crazy quest where you go through a painting that takes you into the artist drawing is insane
I was scared as heck when I enter an art world
@Yuuki Skyrim does have that staff.
 
So, I saw Dracula Untold.
 
5:51 AM
@Yuuki Wait isn't that Oblivions staff?
 
@7Blue_Beast7 It's supposed to be the same staff.
 
@Yuuki How was it
 
They do take place in the same universe.
@7Blue_Beast7 Meh.
Not really worth the ticket price.
The action wasn't action-y enough and the drama was both rushed and kinda bland.
 
You should have bought a ticket to go see Transformers: Age of Extinction
That movie had more actions but I was sad to know that my worst movie ver this year won the Awards as the best movie of the year over Transformers 4
I am still upset about that.
 
Transformers: Age of Extinction was an objectively bad film.
2
 
5:55 AM
@7Blue_Beast7 I didn't buy a ticket to see Dracula.
 
@Yuuki Lol did he come in here to say that?
h lord
 
Honestly, any pure action movie is going to have to measure up against Pacific Rim for me.
 
Why do I always here kids screaming in the night?
 
@7Blue_Beast7 Because they're at school during the day?
 
Nah.. I mean night
 
5:57 AM
Also, there are 3 message prompts when you try to select Claptrap as a character. "You don't really want to do this. No, really. Did you hear about his weird action skill? And you're still okay with your choices? Okay then. Your funeral buddy"
(I started it up just to get the "Installing Visual C++ 2005" bullshit out of the way)
 
You guys can start pinging me for now on
Just ping me if you speak to me cause sometimes I don't know who is speaking to what?
 
@Unionhawk Hah!
 
I've literally gotten level 2 and decided that it's really goddamn hard playing a FPS with a goddamn touchpad
Fact.
Science.
Etc
And I'm pretty sure you can't crouch with Claptrap, but it doesn't matter because he's short anyway
 
@Unionhawk You're basically in perma-crouch mode.
I'd assume.
 
Pretty much.
Your perspective is a little lower to the ground
 
6:02 AM
@7Blue_Beast7 The only parts of any of the Transformers movies I actually look forward to watching are the transformations.
Dat CGI. So purty.
Other than that, I don't really like the movies.
 
@Yuuki Ah... okay
 
The "let's just make things that transform via magic" thing is a cop out. NO I WANT TO SEE THE AT LEAST PARTIALLY MECHANICAL TRANSFORMATION GOD DAMMIT
 
@Unionhawk Wait, what? Transform via magic?
 
The only positive thing that came out of that film was Optimus Prime riding a T-Rex.
Literally the only good thing.
 
What is this "transform via magic" thing?
 
6:03 AM
@Yuuki I am playing core-exiles
 
@Yuuki Some science people using the metal transformers are made of, and programming that thing to be whatever they want it to be. They show stuff like a MLP doll just shapeshifting via particles rearranging into a handgun etc.
 
@Unionhawk Like "nanobots"?
Ugh, that's boring.
 
@Yuuki Exactly.
 
My page wont scrolll down
Thats why I said ping me
 
@Unionhawk Well, there goes the only part of the Transformers movies I like to watch.
@7Blue_Beast7 Refresh the page.
It stops auto-scrolling if you try loading past messages.
 
6:06 AM
Parental controls :/
Meh.... its shuts down scrollers is all.
 
@Yuuki The whole film was 93% bullshit, 6% explosions, 1% T-rex (the good part)
 
@7Blue_Beast7 ... What kind of parental controls shut down scrolling?
I don't see any use out of that feature.
 
Qustodio
 
And most of the 93% is explosions too.
6% is non-superfluous explosions.
 
@Unionhawk ... It's a Michael Bay movie. You don't walk into a Michael Bay movie expecting any less than 80% explosions.
 
6:08 AM
Lol Qustodio is weird
 
@Yuuki That's what I did, and I was only kind of disappointed. My one friend walked in expecting a well made film, and was disappointed.
To the point of total anger of having spent 3 hours watching it.
 
@Unionhawk ... Who walks into a Michael Bay movie, a Transformers no less, expecting a well-made film?
 
@Unionhawk I stopped expecting a well made film after the first one, and started expecting to be offended after the second, so I avoid all of Bay's stuff now.
 
If you want mindless action explosions, and there's nothing wrong with that, go see Transformers.
 
6:10 AM
You don't go see Transformers expecting Oscar-worthy material.
 
Speaking of films and legos, the LEGO Movie is a really good film, if you need to wash the taste of Transformers 17 out of your brain.
 
> When it falls apart, it will be the most serious and literal floor is lava game ever.
 
I totally have seen it in a legal fashion and it totally wasn't on uStream one day.
>_>
 
@Yuuki :)
 
guide on how 2 speed up your computer http://t.co/XSa0TQNY9j
gotta go fast
 
6:17 AM
@Unionhawk Well, that's lazy.
The proper way to put him in one of those clear plastic hamster balls and hook it up to your CPU.
 
@Yuuki A literal Sanic Ball?
If you will
And I will
...and tragically Sanicball development has been discontinued.
:(
oh well
 
... I'm starting to feel that it's not so much I'm misplacing my gaming stuff as someone is misplacing them for me.
 
"You're welcome"?
 
My Wii U gamepad is no longer in the cabinet I put it in.
Although the console is still sitting next to my monitor.
 
6:37 AM
Fuuu I'm so fucking tired BUT I NEED TO DO THINGS but I also need to sleep asdfjkl;
 
7:17 AM
@Unionhawk lol
for you MTG fans
you should skip to 8min
@OrigamiRobot
 
7:41 AM
Thank you someone for approving that
 
no worries.
 
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Q: Are there zombies in the bo2 campaign?

ShiftyI have just got bo2 and I'm wondering if you get zombies in the campaign or is zombies separate?

 
@Ktash Approving what?
 
> freshly caught fish (depending on funding)
 
8:28 AM
@Blem they mistyped Lazer!
 
8:39 AM
Guh. This wordpress plugin has the stupidest bug. And I fail in finding where it goes wrong. stupid wordpress function shizzle.
It is expected to copy attachments of one post to some other post, but instead copies them to the original post.
 
8:52 AM
Huh, might be using the wrong variable somewhere
Have fun finding where though :|
 
@KevinvanderVelden Yea, I expected as much, but I can't really see where, I tracked it down to a single function, now fish out what that specific funtion does, what weird functions it calls...
 
@Arperum and then when you're all set and done and can find nothing in this function, you see some hidden piece of global state
 
The $to_id is correct, and is given to the function that is supposed to copy the attachement.
// other meta values
update_post_meta( $attachment_id, '_wp_attached_file',  $attachment->attached_file );
update_post_meta( $attachment_id, '_wp_attachment_metadata', $attachment->metadata );
 
@Arperum uuuh, that function should have 4 arguments
The first one being $post_id
 
That is just some random super informative piece of this function.
 
8:56 AM
OR wait uuh no, prev_value is the last one
 
@badp erm ... yay ?
 
@5pike I know :( no Skatole hat.
 
@badp ಠ_ಠ
 
@badp
Though, I'm pretty excited for rebirth.
 
9:42 AM
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Precision agriculture

Proposed Q&A site for people involved in the precision agriculture industry, agronomists, farmers, GIS specialists and soil scientists wanting a platform to discuss precision agriculture specific topics and troubleshoot problems in a vendor neutral environment.

Currently in definition.

 
a new place to ask farm simulator questions? :P
 
@Damek Most definitely not, these should be asked here.
 
@Wipqozn That looks seriously awesome.
 
@Wipqozn nice
 
@Wipqozn It looks like a small patch of grass with bonsai trees.
 
@Wipqozn British Colombia is a Sky Dimension?
 
@Wipqozn what's that circlet on the left side?
 
10:23 AM
@badp particle effect, don't you know all magic causes particles to spawn?
 
hmm...
casts freehanded circle
 
@fredley Yes.
@badp Sorry, but I'm not allowed to disclose what that is. It's a Canadian Secret.
 
@Wipqozn Fish?
 
@5pike Assuming the trees are real-sized trees, that's one big fish.
 
@Wipqozn I'm sure it has to do with your terrible gravatars
 
10:27 AM
@badp No comment.
 
@Wipqozn That's all the comment I need
 
@5pike No comment.
 
@Arperum Not necessarily.
 
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Q: Does PS4 have a recommended TV?

DavidYellAs Playstation 4 is Sony and Sony also make their own TVs. Is there a Sony recommended TV series that they recommend to use with the PS4?

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Q: Why did my virus get lost?

Mrk3V02Recently I used a virus and lost it. It didn't affect the targeted portal and it went away from my inventory. Why and how did it happen? Was that a system glitch? Did someone else experience something like this?

 
10:44 AM
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Q: Level at which you start gaining Paragon experience

HowlinWulfI keep reading everywhere that you start gaining Paragon Experience, for Paragon Levels, from Level 60 - if you have Diablo 3. Also, I keep seeing that you start earning this at maximum level, which is 70 for Reaper of Souls. I want to know, does the bonus from the Paragon Levels kick in once y...

 
> Congratulations!
> You have been selected for Startup Launch by Google’s Developer Relations team
@StrixVaria what actually is this?
 
@fredley Dunno. My team split from DevRel since we last spoke on the topic :P
I have to head to work now, though.
 
@StrixVaria Haha, ok
 

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