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4:00 PM
I hope that's the right song.
I can't check because YouTube's blocked.
 
@TimStone You said any questions that aren't SO-worthy...
 
@RegDwigнt bullshit
 
@Wandang citation needed.
I am not aware of any Haribo with bullshit in it.
 
oh wow
american jokes
now i get it
 
Yeah.
 
4:11 PM
@Wandang I still don't
Silly americans
 
@KevinvanderVelden colorado recently legalised marijuana
in other news, I found a new job in Colorado
just thought you should all know
 
yay, now lets move to the next news:
 
@kalina parking a car in colorado to chat in it does make a difference?
@Braiam that sad puppy
 
@Wandang not unless is Colorado, Canada...
 
@Braiam beastiality? Really?
It's bestiality.
 
4:13 PM
@kalina I'd think holland is closer =p
 
@kalina This would not surprise me about you.
 
@RegDwigнt humping her leg all day did not help
@KevinvanderVelden netherlands
 
@FEichinger I would move to the netherlands long before moving to america
 
why do netherland people call themselfs holländer
if only 1 territory is holland
 
@Wandang because it is one of the names?
 
4:13 PM
i thought it was like racist if germans called them like that (because we do=
 
@kalina Well, yes, there's that. But it neither would surprise me, really.
 
also no umlaut
 
@Wandang why do people from hamburg call themselves hamburgers?
 
hmm ok so it legit for us to call you that?
@kalina wrong reference
it is like i would call all people from america new yorkers
 
@Wandang well yeah, but dutch person is easier than persom from holland
 
4:15 PM
.oO( walks around Hamburg randomly biting people )
 
ohne holland fahrn wir zur wm :D
 
oh sorry! I thought you were a Hamburger -.-
 
@Wandang except it's not, cause while it is two specific provinces it is also a name for the republic
@kalina The ever popular "Ich bin ein berliner!"
 
@kalina you realize there is an dish called "americans" ?
 
People from Hamburg don't call themselves hamburgers. They call themselves Hamburger.
 
4:16 PM
@RegDwigнt who cares???
 
@Wandang inb4 @kalina sets you on fire for assuming she's American.
 
@Braiam people?
 
nope, no fire
 
@Yuki she behaves like one duck and cover
 
@kalina Wait, so running for mod means no fire? Where's the fun in that?
 
4:16 PM
amerikaner
 
@Yuki She has to be on her best behavior!
 
@Wandang That's gonna be flagged...
 
@Yuki Nope, I figured I'd just sit here and let people insult me
 
... I don't even want to know.
 
@KevinvanderVelden Remember that part about it proving my point? My point. It's proven again.
 
4:18 PM
checks the transcript anyway
@FEichinger Yup.
 
@FEichinger I didn't read before it was removed =[
 
@kalina you **** and **** and ofc **** and specialy *****
 
Ich bin eine Zitrone.
 
@FEichinger Oh hey, proven again.
 
4:19 PM
@kalina and dont forget that you are *****************************************************
 
@KevinvanderVelden You're better off for it.
 
:D
 
that's what you do :P
 
@Braiam I thought three years were the max now?
 
@RegDwigнt would not eat that
 
4:19 PM
Also for food called vaguely called american:
Filet americain
 
@Wandang I wouldn't eat Dirk Bach, either.
He's dead anyway.
 
FAE
@KevinvanderVelden I have no idea why they call it that.
 
@RegDwigнt beats me... not in the mod newsletter anyways :D
 
@KevinvanderVelden Is that bread or meatloaf?
 
@RegDwigнt Must be old. "For cool down" isn't used anymore, I thought?
 
4:20 PM
@RegDwigнt why would you not eat some whale flesh?
 
FAE
@Yuki Bread with a spread on it.
 
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Q: Can anyone help me identify the song in this game?

Ben Johnson mk2I found a game on yoyogames.com made with game maker 7. Unfortunately, because of the updated Windows 8 drivers, the game keeps crashing on me. It has a really catchy theme and I cannot work out what it is called and would like to use it in an upcoming project Can someone help me? http://sandbo...

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Q: I cant destroy my bed in minecraft 1.6.4

user67266i am playing on minecraft 1.6.4 version and cant seem to break or destroy my bed with any tools, someone inform me how to break a bed or if it is some wierd glitch

 
Isn't it "for rules violations"?
 
@RegDwigнt why do you even know dirk bach? :D
 
"temporarily suspended" for a decade.
 
4:20 PM
are you german as well?
 
FAE
The spread's called "filet americain".
 
@Yuki regular bread with filet americain, aka steak tartare, aka préparé
 
@Wandang why do you even know Dirk Bach?
 
@Lazers UHG
 
Dirk Bach had many lazers.
 
4:21 PM
@RegDwigнt every german knows him Oo
 
@Wandang So.
 
so you must be
 
@Braiam Is there at least a clip of the music?
 
@Wandang I don't think, therefore I am not.
 
@Braiam Oi. Sounds like somebody went off the deep end.
 
4:21 PM
Coito ergo sum.
And I must run to catch my bus.
 
@RegDwigнt your mother just never told you the truth about your heritage :P
 
Toddles.
 
@RegDwigнt Not sure if missing the "g" on purpose or not.
 
@RegDwigнt coito?
 
@Yuki jup, even the game he's talking about
It's not identify-this-game, its identify-this-soundtrack
 
4:22 PM
@Yuki I'm wondering the same thing
 
@Yuki you may guess if it's on purpose or not. You have three guesses.
 
@RegDwigнt enjoy
 
Hmm, so apparently this Access project I've been complaining about is the main budget database for the Department of Technology, Management, and Budget's projects...
 
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
 
@RegDwigнt First guess: It's not on purpose.
 
4:22 PM
 
@Powerlord DELETE IT
SAVE YOURSELF
 
@KevinvanderVelden Can't, I don't have access to the master copy of it.
 
Ouvert et haut !
 
4:23 PM
@Powerlord well crap
 
I STILL HAVE TWO GUESSES
 
Besides which, it (in theory) controls the budget for all the projects I'm working on and deleting it means I don't get paid.
 
@kalina thats the game i searched for
 
@Powerlord ooh
Add some strategic zeros then
 
4:24 PM
googling for "fighter game" and the first result is this :D
 
increases the budget for the Geographic Framework project
 
www.miniclip.com/games/fighter-pilot/en/‎?
 
zzz
 
@Unionhawk I don't see where you were given any guesses.
 
@OrigamiRobot OH CRAP THEY FIGURED IT OUT
 
4:25 PM
@Unionhawk Second guess: It's not on porpoise.
 
@Yuki is my sockpuppet. Or I am his. I forgot which.
 
@SaintWacko but dolphins are fun to swim with! Or so I've heard anyway
 
@Unionhawk The important thing is that we're both Tyler Durden.
 
Exactly.
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A: With a season pass, can you download dlcs that already came out

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wat
 
user image
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facepalms
 
4:28 PM
@TimStone DAMN YOU LOL
 
@Unionhawk spaghetti spam!!!!!!!1
 
:D
 
THANKS GOOGLE I THINK I GOT THIS
 
Spaghetti is totally an Italian word.
 
Chrome is racist!
 
4:29 PM
It translates to Spaghetti. Spoiler alert.
 
my pc is freezing
cuz i load with 5.6 mb/s on my hdd and move 100 gb from that hdd to another via lan
>.<
my hdd sucks
 
@3ventic @TimStone Awww, you both beat me to it
I'm sorry, did you mean to post this on Seasoned Advice? — SaintWacko 2 mins ago
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@Unionhawk I think we need to call in @badp for confirmation.
 
I think so.
Just in case, you know.
 
@3ventic any news regarding your calc probs?
 
4:32 PM
Oh right... I was supposed to test that at some point..
 
and some confusing for non utf8 users: äüößÖÄÜ
 
It doesn't seem to do that anymore.
 
(seems to be fixed)
 
@GraceNote Hah :P
 
4:34 PM
Assassin's Creed 3 though >_>
 
@3ventic did you turn it off and on again?
 
Listen, if we dwelled on the details, you would be right. But if we don't, I would be right. So let's do it my way, neh?
 
:P
 
TIL @Grace is aggressively correct.
 
You didn't know that already?
 
4:36 PM
If you think @GraceNote is wrong, you simply didn't understand what she said.
12
Blanket statement.
 
But the Robot is broken today.
 
Bear in mind that if you think @GraceNote is right, you still might not have understood what she said.
 
@3ventic even a broken clock is right twice a day. Though not a digital one
Anyway, I'm off, cya
 
@KevinvanderVelden bye honey
 
@KevinvanderVelden or a clock that shows random time
 
4:38 PM
HamStare @Wandang
 
@Wandang ಠ_ಠ
5
 
That might be right all the time or never.
 
xD
3
omg my english is so bad
buy honey could be next level
 
honey is actually the next level...
 
4:38 PM
dont star my emoticons
2
...
2
 
My girlfriend is almost finished digging a 10,000 block long tunnel in Minecraft
 
i hate bridge today
 
xD‮
 
@SaintWacko ... Your girlfriend needs to get out more. Go take her on a date or something.
 
@SaintWacko still did not find light at the end?
 
4:39 PM
@Yuki I can't take her on dates while I'm working :P
 
@SaintWacko later you need to dig deep if you catch my drift
 
@SaintWacko On second thought, I'm surprised she hasn't died in a fiery lava death. Although that might be the "light at the end of the tunnel" @Wandang mentioned.
 
HAMSTARE
 
@Yuki She has. Multiple times :P. Especially since the whole tunnel was dug at level 13
 
@SaintWacko What is the purpose of this tunnel?
 
4:42 PM
@Yuki we should consider having a bucket around if we are be dying in real life
 
y=13 should be a safe-ish level... Lava generally starts at y=11
 
@Unionhawk Yes, but lava also tends to have space above it
So if you are mining and walk into that space...
 
True
 
@SaintWacko That's why you never dig down
 
@OrigamiRobot The purpose is that @SaintWacko isn't taking her out on dates so she needs something to do.
 
4:42 PM
Watch your step?
 
@OrigamiRobot To connect her original house and the house she built in the jungle she finally found
Apparently she's also gotten 3 stacks of diamonds out of the tunnel
 
@Yuki Maybe she isn't taking him on dates because she's too busy in Minecraft. Poor @SaintWacko.
 
And, aside from the branch mining potential, why not a nether tunnel...?
 
FAE
@OrigamiRobot I've been guilty of this.
 
@FAE Not taking @SaintWacko out on dates because of Minecraft?
 
4:44 PM
@FAE Poor @Jochem T_T
 
@OrigamiRobot cheaper than shopping
 
I look at this differently. I am lucky enough to have a girlfriend who gets as obsessed with games as I do
 
@OrigamiRobot Damn you ... I had that typed up but didn't want to send it.
 
@FAE "no, I'll see you sometime next week, a WoW expansion is being released tonight."
 
FAE
@Yuki I don't think his girlfriend would be too happy if I were taking him on dates. :P
 
4:45 PM
15 minutes
 
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Q: I can't find my follower

Victor MaviakienI want Serena as my follower but she keeps saying that I have someone else. I rembered who was following me and I told them to wait somewhere and I forget where I told them to wait. Any solutions?

 
@SaintWacko This is true.
 
@SaintWacko Yes, but you deserve a nice dinner sometime too.
 
@kalina That sounds like something you'd do, yes.
 
@OrigamiRobot he's capable of cooking for himself
 
4:45 PM
Granted, I'm not one to be speaking about dates and relationships, as I am currently single.
 
Does anyone know if we've ever had a mod (other than during site infancy) that wasn't at least 20k when elected?
 
@OrigamiRobot Oh, I get lots of nice dinners. And then we sit on the couch and play video games
 
FAE
@kalina Jochem managed to surprise visit me once, from the Netherlands, because I was so caught up with the release of a game that I didn't notice that he had planned with my parents to come visit.
 
@FAE lol
 
@FAE That's impressive
 
4:46 PM
...nice
 
@Sterno Yo
I'm still not 20k, to boot.
 
@GraceNote I figured you were around during beta. You're ancient!
 
FAE
I said goodnight to him that night, he got on a plane, flew over, my parents went and picked up him up and brought him home, pulled me away from the computer (with difficulty) so I could come out to the driveway and he popped up from hiding behind the truck.
 
@GraceNote You've always been 20k in spirit.
 
@Sterno Something something pot kettle
 
4:47 PM
@FAE and you went :O ZOMG
 
@FAE why are u not nominating??
 
FAE
@kalina I did, haha. I nearly fell over from shock.
 
that's some serious dedication
 
you are way too good in asking precise
 
@Wandang Some people just don't want to be mods?
 
4:48 PM
@Yuki impossibru
 
@Wandang maybe she is, there's still plenty of time to nominate - and if not, that's her choice
 
@Sterno I had 709 reputation when I was made a pro tem (compared to Oak and Juan being both 2k) and about 3.5k reputation when the elections started.
 
Wow, being called ancient by @Sterno.
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@Unionhawk Well, in Arqade age
 
user4704
Ooh elections.
 
4:49 PM
Mhmm
 
@Sterno Arqage
 
2 mins ago, by FEichinger
@Sterno Something something pot kettle
 
In my mind, the real @GraceNote is a 377 year old android.
 
@FEichinger Something something SHUT UP
 
Pretty sure most people figure me a millenial witch.
It's even in my card.
 
FAE
4:50 PM
@Wandang I'm 20k+, so I have access to most of the tools that I need to help with stuff like site maintenance. I have run in past elections. I'm choosing not to do so now for personal reasons, as I wouldn't be able to put in the time/energy commitment in order to be a moderator at this time.
 
Pretty sure that @GraceNote is one of the Great Old Ones.
 
@Sterno is also a great old one, but that's something different.
 
@GraceNote Either way, you were always ours, first.
 
Weird, I wouldn't call you red.
 
4:51 PM
9 minutes
 
Could always make a new card.
 
user4704
@FAE Time and energy? But I thought it's just if(rand() % 2) CloseQuestion(); Am I doing it wrong? :(
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Reading old elections and I see that @badp used to have the most controversial answer. You're so cute, young Arqade.
 
FAE
@JoshPetrie hahaha
 
@JoshPetrie Nah, it's if(ModAbuse == true) BanHammer();.
 
user4704
4:53 PM
@Yuki Oh you are one of those "redundantly compare to Boolean literals" people, huh? :P
 
@OrigamiRobot I need that last ability on my card
 
@JoshPetrie Heck, it would just need if(true) anyway.
 
<3 roguelikes
 
@JoshPetrie Perhaps he just wants to make it clear for others.
 
@FEichinger Eh, just delete everything. That'll solve every problem.
 
4:55 PM
@Yuki if(Mod == true) ModAbuse();
 
ugh, what should I do for lunch?
 
@OrigamiRobot Getting food would be optimal.
 
FAE
Weird... I left a comment on LessPop's nomination, it posted it and loaded a bunch of comments that had been made since I'd refreshed the page, then I reloaded the page again and my comment was gone, as were a bunch of the other comments.
 
UNHELPFUL
 
user4704
4:56 PM
@OrigamiRobot Cook bacon, fry egg, make salad.
 
@JoshPetrie I don't have any of those things.
 
FAE
@FEichinger Ah, thanks.
 
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Q: How do I make an external minecraft server?

hotlinegunnerMy friend just made one and now I am curious about how to do it.

 
user4704
@OrigamiRobot What do you have?
 
Not that many people actually vote on elections. 129 on the first one, 157 on the second, and 176 on the third.
So we're looking at what... like 190 voters this time?
 
user4704
4:58 PM
I used to visit a cooking forum once that had a section where you'd post what you had and everybody would suggest things to make.
 
@JoshPetrie At my desk? Ummm, two Warheads (Lemon and Apple) and some black tea.
 
user4704
@OrigamiRobot Oh.
 
user4704
I guess you can make tea infused with lemon warheads
 
Oh, and some Dayquil
 
4:59 PM
I suppose all this paper is edible.
 
FAE
@JoshPetrie That's kind of awesome.
 
But that'd be cannibalism.
 
@Yuki Remove the apostrophe.
 

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