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8:00 AM
@grace I should be by the time you wake up
Sorry
 
Morning
 
@3ventic o/
 
Um, who retired their nomination?
 
I haven't seen anyone do that
 
There were 13 nominations earlier, down to 12 now. I'm fairly sure I know who withdrew, but I am trying to confirm my memory of things with the chat log.
 
8:15 AM
Morning people
 
I've only seen 12 nominations total, but the first one was a different one. So one did disappear.
 
@5pike hi
 
Morning!
 
-15.1°C. Not so cold
 
Today's the first day this winter, I saw snow
 
8:19 AM
@5pike and where are you from?..
 
Austria
Around this time, there's usually snow everywhere.
 
yay Arqade is now so active because of the elections
 
@5pike you have Alps :)
 
@spyder Well, they don't count in this case.
 
I don't like cold
 
8:21 AM
I don't mind cold, because you can just put on more clothes. What I don't like is cold+wet
 
But when it's warm again, you need to take the clothes off and it's annoying
 
@3ventic Or keep them on and be comfy
 
@5pike and sweaty soon
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@5pike Sweaty isn't all that comfy.
 
8:24 AM
I prefer clothes that keep you warm to clothes that make you warm
 
@TrentHawkins Yup, I remember reading his.
 
@spyder Yeah, but what is he saying?!
 
@Frank yeah it definitely set up the next season
in other news, I hate the loan car I've been given
 
@kalina hi \o
 
8:29 AM
I feel like a tiny person inside a tank
also, morning \o/
 
@kalina morning
@kalina Did they give you a landrover?
 
@kalina morning
 
@kalina you really really really don't want to be in tank
 
@5pike no a vauxhall/opel vectra
I really don't like it
 
@kalina I drive one of those lol
it's like 6 years older than I am
 
8:32 AM
the clutch is all weird, the footwell dips down rather than being flat, the acceleration is pants, the gear lever is too far away for my arms, I don't like any of the electrical instrumentation
 
I feel young in that car!
 
I spent half of a dual carriageway trying to work out how to cancel the indicator
 
lol
 
it doesn't have heated seats or heated front screen
such a nightmare
 
Well, you don't need to drive it forever.
 
8:33 AM
and I'm pretty sure it was trying to kill me
the car that you drive should not be actively trying to kill you
 
@kalina What kind of a car doesn't have those?!
 
The one time I got a loan car I barely fitted... I got some kind of a mini. And it was pink.
 
@Arperum I could totally go for this
@3ventic tell me about it
 
@Arperum A pink mini? Damn, I'd take it
 
@kalina I hated it. I really couldn't move at all.
 
8:34 AM
and all of the controls were practically dead
I know it's a loan car, but I shouldn't have to mash the mirror controls to make them move
it has electric mirrors but pump action levers to raise and move the seats
 
My car has electric mirrors that don't work at all..
other than that it works great for a 25-year-old car.
 
@5pike You could have it. I didn't like that I hit my knees when I was turning. I put the seat back as far as I could, still hitting my knees when turning.
 
Somewhere in Soviet Russia:
 
@spyder what is that?
 
@5pike main battle tank T-90 is crossing road
 
8:41 AM
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Q: Receiving tesseract does not interact with transport pipes

Dmytro TsiniavskyiAlmost on every tutorial video I watched about Thermal Expansion tesseracts receiving one can output items to build craft transport pipes (gold or stone). The thing is I use Thermal Expansion 3.0.0.2 mod which has only one type of tesseracts (not energy, fluid and item like was earlier). And the ...

 
Ahhh
 
@3ventic everything in my car works, and it's comfy, and it's responsive, and I'm confident driving it, I know exactly how wide it is, I can feel the road through the steering wheel, the gearbox isn't shot, and I love my car
hardly anything in this car works, it has no features, it drives like it's about to die, the steering is light and gives no feedback, it's wider and longer than my car, the gear changes just don't want to happen, and I hate it
 
Mine has automatic gears
 
the mere thought of me having to drive back in it makes me want to die
 
8:44 AM
eww automatic gears
what is it about the rest of the world and automatics
 
@spyder Tanks and tractors, classy.
@kalina To lazy to learn, I guess.
 
learn what?
 
@kalina I wasn't around to make the choice
 
there isn't really anything to learn
 
I'm going to have trouble using the driving school's manual gears this summer...
 
8:46 AM
put car in gear, drive until you're best suited to be in another gear, change into that gear
 
@kalina It's not about deciding the gear, it's about switching the gear
 
@kalina This reminds me of having to do late-night client runs for Iron Mountain. From new Smart Car to old PoS Cargo Van... Eugh...
 
@kalina Yeah, but you have to learn that. If the driving school only has automatic cars, you probably will go and buy one yourself.
 
@5pike If the driving school only has automatic cars, you're not allowed to drive a manual here
 
8:47 AM
@5pike Over here if the driving school has automatic cars you are not legally allowed to drive a manual
 
@3ventic release acceleration, dip clutch, change gear, bring clutch back up smoothly while applying acceleration
@KevinvanderVelden same
you have to pass in a manual or you're not allowed to drive one
 
@3ventic and @KevinvanderVelden - Really?
 
@kalina I know, it's a lot easier with your hands than your foot though.
 
you get a casualmode license
 
@5pike Yes, really.
 
8:48 AM
@3ventic we are still talking about cars, right?
 
@5pike jup, mark on your licence and everything
 
@kalina I usually drive a motorcycle
The clutch is a lot easier in motorcycles
 
We don't have that one here, I think. At least not when I did my license. One for all
 
@5pike if you pass in a regular car you can drive an automatic of course, just not the other way around
 
nobody cares about my attempts to derail the conversation into perverseness
@3ventic I duno, you're still using your hand, and you might as well use that foot that isn't doing anything for something
 
8:50 AM
@KevinvanderVelden On my "Führerschein" there's nothing to indicate "only automatic"
 
Yeah, nobody here is a pervert.
 
@3ventic ha
@5pike for the UK, it's a completely different license type
we have different license types for different types of vehicles
 
Here it's just a note indicated with a * I think
 
@kalina did you know that there is a car with the same name as yours?
 
@5pike I know it counts here too. I've always used a manual one though.
 
8:51 AM
my license is A2B
 
@spyder -.-
 
@kalina Well, we also have different licence types here. They all go on the same card, though.
 
we have different licenses for small bikes, large bikes, cars, vans, trucks, lorries, buses, articulated lorries and other stuff
 
8:53 AM
We have a license for tractors...
 
@Arperum Same
 
@3ventic also Ferrari and Lamborghini with "spyder" in their names
Roadsters, I think
 
@5pike It's kinda newish though. It only exists for a couple years now. I remember that when they started it there were a couple months where you only had to do a theoretical part. That's when I got mine. >_< I would probably suck at doing all the serious maneuvring with a huge cart.
 
@Arperum I think we have it since forever. Have to check the license of my father, I think he has it.
 
morning people
 
8:59 AM
@Blem hi
 
one of the highest requests in the Moderator Election is to me making a platform for my running :/
 
@Blem Well, it's pretty much just "Hey, vote for me"
 
@5pike It also adds that I will be awesome as an moderator ;)
 
I should probably run just so that noone else feels bad about being in the last spot
 
9:19 AM
I've already got that covered, I think
 
@kalina Thank you for believing in me, it means a lot to me that you think I will get more votes than you!
 
no problem, you're the best, you have my vote for sure
 
@KevinvanderVelden I think that spot's already covered. Sorry.
 
inb4
 
@kalina I wasn't pointing to you.
 
9:23 AM
and I was specifically avoiding chat heading down the route of pointing fingers at the other candidates
so let's talk about cake
 
@kalina True. Cake is tasty.
 
@kalina cake is always a good thing to talk about!
 
-1 days, guys! -1 days! to the coming of the Zoras! Maybe!!
 
the radio is full of music that predates my existence today
@badp this is old now
 
@kalina minus 24 hours!!
 
9:24 AM
-12, actually
 
I've always rounded to the farthest whole day.
 
@badp Lies.
You even rounded to minutes in the end.
 
@Arperum well that was just a special case
 
-1 contains no ca-- oh, there is cake
 
9:26 AM
> I will supply cake/cookies for anyone I meet in real life!
 
well that settles it, now you get all the votes
 
where is @privatepansy?
 
@Blem I heard that @Ashley sells hug coupons.
 
@Blem Are you going to make a campaign through europe to get votes? That would increas my chances of cake.
 
10:21 AM
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Q: Minecraft pocket edition realms 0.8.1

user67265I can't see the realms button and I now how to get it but no one is inviting me to realm my name is xxhaileyxx is there a way to go in to realms button without getting invited if not can someone invite me

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Q: Is EVE Online turn-based behind the scenes?

ssgThis came up as an argument. As far as I know most MMOs emply a soft "turn-based" mechanism to compensate for lag, and allow complicated actions to be performed ("cooldown" etc). They are sometimes called "tick based" systems as well. Obviously EVE Online doesn't have a turn-based gameplay but d...

 
> An event is starting in 1 minute in The Bridge: SOMETHING BIG
What is it?
 
14 hours ago, by jmfsg
THE EVENT HAS BEEN CANCELLED
 
@Arperum :(
 
@fredley It may or may not be the announcing of the start of the Election period.
 
@Arperum That's not in one minute!
 
10:30 AM
@fredley it is because you are late
 
@Blem An election? Why didn't someone tell me?
 
@Blem This.
@fredley You mean, after you nominated yourself?
 
Well, time to vote for Cthulhu.
 
@MartinSojka always vote for Cthulhu, it's the best strategy in life
 
10:37 AM
@fredley -1 days!
 
@badp And so, @badp was doomed to count every day until the end of time
 
@fredley I can stop whenever I want!
 
@fredley Did I mention that there is an election going on?
 
@Arperum I have no idea
 
@fredley Just to be sure then: There is an election going on!
 
10:41 AM
@Arperum Cool
Keep reminding me please, I might forget otherwise
 
@fredley I'll make sure to do so if I don't forget!
 
Gah, of course github goes down the minute you try and push an update
silly github
 
@fredley silly porkchop, expecting things to work
 
@KevinvanderVelden :(
 
10:56 AM
There is a computer fan buzzing in this office and it is getting bloody annoying
It's the type of buzzing where it just touches the casing
 
@KevinvanderVelden Can you do something, or are you doomed?
 
Best use of drone
 
@5pike we are starting a witch hunt for the buzzing fan!
@fredley can I borrow the flying monkey for the witch hunt?
 
@KevinvanderVelden with pitchforks and torches, I hope.
 
10:58 AM
@5pike pffh, what's a witch hunt without some pitchforks and torches?
Can't forget rocks either, they need to be decently sized
 
@KevinvanderVelden Exactly
 
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Q: Tag for Kenways Fleet

DavidYellI've noticed that my questions about the Kenways Fleet minigame in Assassins Creed 4 have been edited to remove the tag. I'm curious as to why, being that this is a contained mini-game which is also available as a mobile app. I think that it's availability as a mobile app is enough to different...

 
Is YouTube down for anyone else?
 
@fredley no
Or... yes most likely
 
11:03 AM
@5pike The site is up, but videos not playing
 
I'm sure there are other people with fucked up internet that can't watch it
 
@KevinvanderVelden I have very un-fucked-up internet
 
@fredley can you or can you not watch youtube videos right now?
 
@KevinvanderVelden I cannot
@KevinvanderVelden But the problem is not my internet
 
@fredley meh, I'm blaming it until you fix it via some other method
 
11:04 AM
Internet seems fine to me
 
@fredley and yet youtube is failing
Also really nice ping
 
@KevinvanderVelden The ping is handy
 
@fredley course, you're in london right? You probably have like 2 hops before reaching the ping server
 
@KevinvanderVelden If that.
 
@fredley Youtube movies work for me though.
 
11:13 AM
@Arperum >:(
 
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A: Tag for Kenways Fleet

kalinaWe don't create tags for mini games as questions about these mini games are fine with just the main game tag - although I wasn't aware at the time that this was also available as a mobile app which is why the action was taken to remove the tag. It is worth noting that your similar example also do...

 
11:34 AM
@fredley Did you forget the Election that is going on already? Or do you need a reminder?
 
@Arperum Oh thanks, I'd forgotten.
Keep up the good work
Man, remembering things is hard
 
@fredley should we link you a youtube movie reminding... oh wait, nvm
 
@KevinvanderVelden Maybe you can help me remember to remind @fredley about the ongoing Election? I might forget to do so.
 
@Arperum we should just have @badp put up a event every 10 minutes to remind me to remind you to remind @fredley that there's an election going on
 
@KevinvanderVelden Are we in favour of renaming Lazers to "@fredley elections are running"?
 
11:39 AM
@badp That'd work :D
 
@badp Yes.
 
Lo @PrivatePansy
 
@badp That sounds like you're trying to elect a new fredley
 
@fredley Wait that's not what we're doing?
 
@badp Well you can if you want
 
11:41 AM
@fredley We are. That old one was such aa jerk.
 
KALINA FOR FREDLEY 2014
9
 
HamStare @FEichinger
@FEichinger ಠ_ಠ
 
@fredley If the new one has a better memory and a working youtube connection, we'd end up with an upgrade!
 
@Arperum I'll download some more memory
 
So @kalina: What's your platform in this election to be the new fredley?
 
11:44 AM
Hurr durr
 
@badp your ping is crappy though
 
@KevinvanderVelden 14 miles over 5,900 miles? What are you smoking :P
 
@badp fredley has a ping of 1! That's clearly much better
 
(Yeah, Speedtest butched the geolocation pretty bad)
 
obviously
 
11:46 AM
@badp yeah, also interesting is that at that distance it would be communicating at about twice the speed of light
That's pretty fast
 
btw, I can confirm that life on 624.76 Mb/s down is not significantly better than life on like 10 Mb/s down
 
@KevinvanderVelden the new fredley?
 
although I still have to try uploading a video to YouTube from here...
 
10 Mb/s is horrible
 
@kalina yes, we are currently having elections for a new fredley
 
11:47 AM
@3ventic citation needed
 
5 mins ago, by badp
KALINA FOR FREDLEY 2014
 
I can't remember what I have at home but I think I peak at 800 kB/s on Steam
 
what are the role requirements to be the new fredley?
 
@badp I've got like 90/15 or so
@kalina the ability to remember that there are elections going on and a computer/internet capable of watching youtube movies
 
actually I had (in Steam d/l speeds) 400 kB/s at home, then went to Netherlands and had 16 MB/s (I think), then went back home to find 800 kB/s or so
 
11:49 AM
@kalina Being able to watch youtube videos right now is a definite plus. And not forgetting about the elections every five seconds is a huge bonus.
 
@Arperum INB4
 
the truth is, once your speed is fast enough, you get limited by network congestion (= your ISP + bandwidth on the remote end) and latency
 
@fredley How's the memory doing? Do you still remember that thing I needed to remind you about?
 
@Arperum pff, do I need to remind you to remind him about the elections already?
 
@badp I think I need some of that
 
11:51 AM
@KevinvanderVelden Oh right, elections. Hey @fredley! Elections!
 
@PrivatePansy I'm not sure you're in the service area :(
 
@Arperum Gawd, how do I keep forgetting?
 
@PrivatePansy :(
 
 
11:54 AM
@badp *slow clap*
 
I hope Singapore is at least compatible with my Art.
 
@PrivatePansy are you going to nominate your self for moderator?
 
Nah, I'm too busy defending Singapore from alien space invaders and other non-existent threats
Also, I'll generally be too awfully depressed to do anything useful during my free time
 
@PrivatePansy well ive never seen any aliens in singapore so you must be doing your job very well
 
@PrivatePansy How is everything, in a scale from OUT to SPIDERS?
 
11:58 AM
@badp Behind my desk is a sort of cabinet that's suppose to hold all the important paperwork generated by my office. Yesterday I tried clearing it out, and found a bunch of spiders instead
3
 
@PrivatePansy I... were they cute spiders at least?
 
@PrivatePansy The paperwork is so important, it is backed up offsite.
 
@badp so important that some poeple tried to put it on the web hehehe
 
@KevinvanderVelden No. At least they weren't terrifying tarantulas
 
@RhysW at least it isn't in the cloud... of dust
 

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