The Bridge

@Arperum I used to play Minecraft til 1am then be unable to sleep. Now I stop doing anything and relax for an hour before bed. Life is so much better now.

kalina

3am NOW

I did 2 months of frequent sleeping

spyder

It's... beautiful

kalina

you said 1 week was sufficient

I gave your method a go, now I am reverting

the process of reverting is a little painful

@spyder no it's not, it looks ugly

it's not symmetrical

it will be heavier on one side

fredley

@spyder Want want want

@kalina You're heavier on one side

kalina

10:10 AM

nope

spyder

@kalina you downer :( This is my dream from childhood - map in corner like minimap in RTS

kalina

I am perfectly balanced and move with a level of grace that you seldom see

fredley

@spyder They implement friend/foe colouring that would be awesome

kalina

@spyder until the same technology is available as contact lenses, I'm not interested

fredley

►

^^ Black Mirror, some of the best TV ever

kalina

10:13 AM

48 minutes long, cba

maximum amount of attention available at the moment is measured in seconds

fredley

@kalina Watch it instead of a Dexter. It's well worth the investment

@kalina By the time it's over you'll be nearly an hour closer to home time

kalina

I don't wanna

also

I HATE YOU DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT HOMETIME

spyder

@fredley yep :)

And control UAV from Google Glass

"Ok glass, shoot down this tango"

fredley

@kalina Your loss

kalina

I hope you all get google glass

so I can hack your faces

fredley

10:18 AM

@kalina What is your obsession with everyone's faces?

kalina

faces are one of the best parts of the body

if I could hack your faces I would be able to make you do stupid things

fredley

Like what?

kalina

I am going to hack the American government and make them launch nukes at the American government

and get all their files to prove the existence of aliens

badp

Uh huh

kalina

A wild badp appears

chat gets less cool

spyder

10:22 AM

downer x2

badp

I just paid somebody to destroy my hair so that is undoubtedly true

kalina

I would have destroyed your hair for free

by shaving a penis into it

badp

I can barely watch its reflection on this screen without flinching

Yes but where are you in the moment of need?

kalina

picture of badp currently:

badp

Whatever that is it's probably wrong

I guessed right, way off the mark

kalina

10:28 AM

is there a reason you're double posting

badp

I guessed right, way off the mark

It's just awfully non-descript, here's hoping the wind can unsettle it

kalina

just mess it up if it's that bad

go for the bed head look

badp

I'll have to be subtle about it

kalina

you? subtle?

badp

yeah, that'll work just about as well as you'd think it'll work

kalina

10:31 AM

I have decided that for summer I am going with blonde hair with red streaks in it

actually, I might not go with red streaks

badp

Purple or bust

fredley

@kalina Not pony coloured

kalina

I might go solid red in front and blonde on the rest

@fredley going full rainbow dash will probably murder my hair

badp

PURPLE OR BUST

spyder

@badp +1

fredley

10:32 AM

@kalina Twilight Sparkle

kalina

@badp my hair was purple last time

PURPLE

NO

MOAR PURPLE

I could do blonde with pink in front

spyder

10:32 AM

PURPLE

badp

Okay then. Cyan

fredley

@kalina POIRPOOL

kalina

@badp blonde with cyan in front might work

badp

Make it a nice deep awesome-sunny-day sky cyan

kalina

when I say blonde, I mean properly bleached almost white blonde

fredley

10:34 AM

@kalina This will also murder your hair

spyder

badp

<-- has absolutely zero clue about hair citing

kalina

@fredley not as badly as having to do that and then colour it rainbow dash

fredley

@kalina This:

is acceptable

kalina

I will never cut my hair that short

badp

10:35 AM

@spyder I'm sure there's a better way to add a murder indicator to the Glass

@kal that's not short

kalina

...

that is very short

fredley

spyder

@badp "Ok glass, what is my K/D ratio?"

kalina

my hair goes half way down my back

badp

Also are those eyeglasses lens-less?

Rainbow is overkill

kalina

10:36 AM

@fredley "HEY IF I DO THIS WITH MY HEAD THE WORLD IS ON ITS SIDE!!! DERP"

fredley

@badp Yes

badp

@kal that sounds like a real painful thing to maintain

fredley

@kalina Just got full on Fluttershy pink

badp

Ew

kalina

@fredley I can't do that

fredley

10:37 AM

@kalina Why?

kalina

the last time I turned up to work with pink hair the office nearly died of laughter

badp

Honestly I don't understand why you'd base your hair on ponies

fredley

@badp You don't understand hair or ponies, so shut up

badp

Do you want so bad to be a 24/7 cosplay display

kalina

@badp honestly I don't understand why guys would cut their hair like Beckham and wear football shirts with his name on it

badp

10:39 AM

I don't do that

kalina

Honestly I don't understand why people would walk around with a camera strapped to their face

badp

The closest thing to that I own is a couple Hard Rock Cafe shirts

of course it's so you can watch drunk women flash their tits all day long!!!1!

kalina

...

badp

first you record them then you play them on loop

fredley

I wear no obviously branded goods, and I don't understand people who do

kalina

10:41 AM

society is fucked

Martin Sojka

@kalina Let me explain. That's why:

badp

@fre it's not the easiest thing in the world to avoid

Martin Sojka

And no, I don't care to do that either. Silly humans. :D

Blem

@MartinSojka she needs to smile more

kalina

@MartinSojka undertalented "singer" who then bought herself a position as a fashion designer?

badp

10:43 AM

Plenty of brands like to advertise obtrusively on your clothes, especially shirts

fredley

@badp Tell me about it. I do wear branded things, Levi jeans fit me well and I'm happy to pay for that and the quality, but I'd never wear a T-shirt with their logo on it.

@MartinSojka Dullest woman ever?

Martin Sojka

@kalina Money and tits. Good enough for 95% of the male population.

badp

Good enough for TV anyway

kalina

If you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my friends... Make it last forever; friendship never ends, If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give, Taking is too easy and that's the way it is

oh hm, not sure where that came from

fredley

@badp Yes. Mostly I wear geek shirts like this one.

@kalina Some kind of crushingly embarrassing rap.

kalina

10:44 AM

my rapping abilities are clearly starred in the star list

badp

That's awful

fredley

@kalina So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me you gotta listen carefully,

kalina

they would have been pinned, but somebody overruled Mana

@fredley I'm not 5 anymore, stop embarrassing yourself

fredley

@kalina Aw

Grumpy Lazers

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Q: Damage of relocated jumps and dashes v2

This is a follow op on my previous question, in that one I got explained what happens to the damage of jumps when relocated by an enemy. So what happens if you get relocated by an ally or more likely by your self. Lets take Tristana again (I love that cannon holding yordle). Since she is able to...

league-of-legends

kalina

10:46 AM

@fredley I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try... if you really bug me then I'll say goodbye

Martin Sojka

Next low point of the chat will then be "reciting t.A.T.u. lyrics", I guess. Complete with fake Russian accents.

kalina

@MartinSojka It's all about us all about us, it's all about all about us all about us and that's the thing that they can't touch 'cause you know aahhhh-ahhh

fredley

@kalina Easy V dosent come for free, she's a real lady

kalina

@fredley and as for me, ah-ah you'll see!

fredley

I'm in serious shit, I feel totally lost, If I'm asking for help it's only because
Being with you has opened my eyes, Could I ever believe such a perfect surprise?

kalina

10:49 AM

@fredley I think he may regret even mentioning it already

fredley

@kalina Bridge is all about making people regret what they've posted

And I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed
They say it's my fault but I want her so much
Wanna fly her away where the sun and rain
Come in over my face, wash away all the shame

kalina

WHEN DARKNESS COVERS THE SUN, THERE'S STILL A LIGHT TO SAVE MY SOUL

also

I thought Bridge was a card game

fredley

All the things she said
All the things she said
All the things she said
All the things she said
All the things she said
All the things she said
All the things she said
All the things she said, she said
All the things she said
All the things she said

Martin Sojka

You guyz have de vorst Russian aksent.

fredley

Daddy looking at me
Will I ever be free?
Have I crossed the line?

kalina

10:52 AM

@MartinSojka Work it make it do it makes us harder better faster strong more than hour our never ever after work is over work it harder make it better do it faster makes us stronger more than ever hour after our work is never over

@MartinSojka Дa, you want to mess with me? I spit hot borsch when I'm crushing these beats, blow it up like a tuba while I'm balling in Cuba, doing judo moves and schooling every communist сука. I'm a president in my prime, my enemies don't distract me, the last man who attacked me, lived a half-life, so comrade come at me. You don't know what you're doing, when you try to bust a rhyme against a mind like Putin, you'll find that the ex-KGB is the best MC in the ex-CCCP!

spyder

@kalina oh my...

@kalina какая феерическая чушь

fredley

@kalina Not again

@kalina I can't take any more for a little while

Martin Sojka

@kalina Heh. That text actually uses the wrong letter "а" (it uses "a" instead). :D

kalina

@spyder нонсенсе ис ригхт

@MartinSojka don't blame me

this is definitely the easiest way to be the most active person in chat each day

spyder

@kalina google translate with transliteration?

kalina

10:58 AM

I am quite bored now

@spyder no I just typed gibberish

Martin Sojka

Also, it should be "СССР" (ess-ess-ess-err), not "CCCP" (see-see-see-pee).

kalina

@MartinSojka seriously? Did you not see the part about how the last man who attacked me lived a half life?

my enemies don't distract me

spyder

@kalina а если серьёзно? Ты знаешь русский или просто выпендриваешься?

fredley

@kalina so comrade come at me!

kalina

@spyder Но И доньт

spyder

11:01 AM

@kalina жаль

kalina

@spyder Итьс ок

@fredley you don't know what you're doing, when you try to bust a rhyme against a mind like Putin

I AM BORED

spyder

@kalina your transliteration is so cute :)

kalina

I should now do some work

@spyder you're mocking me

spyder

@kalina nope

kalina

GraceNote is cheating on us

currently chatting away in the comms room

ok I'm serious this time, I am going to go and do some work

spyder

11:08 AM

@kalina good luck

Martin Sojka

It's especially cute because "Итьс" would be closer to English "itch's" ... or "it's" with a small lisp. :)

kalina

I'm bored of work already

DON'T BLAME ME BLAME GOOGLE

An opinion on my cuteness can not be formed as a result of copying and pasting from Google

spyder

@MartinSojka I think that "itch's" is closer to "ичс"

kalina

THUS YOU ARE MOCKING ME

spyder

@kalina рукалицо

Oh, I mean facepalm

Martin Sojka

11:10 AM

"ь" is a "soft sign", it modifies the consonant before. That means it would be a "soft t", somewhere halfway between English "t" and "tch".

spyder

@MartinSojka Secretly, Russian is my native language :D

kalina

@badp

nevermind I thought for myself

incidentally, when people come to look at this "not an answer" flag;

-1

A: How can you burn your hunger bar the fastest in minecraft?

do sprint jumping alot it makes it go down pretty quickly or spawn a whole heap of zombies an put diamond armor on make sure u kill dem zombies before they kill u brake a block the resuts are here http://i.stack.imgur.com/fmXOD.png

note that this guy has copied another answer right down to the picture

and that the answer is on the same question

you can tell us copied, based on the fact both pictures have the same url

Martin Sojka

Oh, and Google likely got misled in the transliteration because a common method of transliterating "soft" (palatalised) consonants is by adding either an accent on top or an apostrophe behind them (like c', s', t', ....)

spyder

@MartinSojka It is the most common way, not only by Google

Martin Sojka

Another mystery solved! Yay us!

kalina

11:20 AM

I AM BORED

PLEASE SOMEBODY PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY

Martin Sojka

@kalina kongregate.com

You're welcome.

kalina

OH UNSPECIFIED MONOTHEISTIC DEITY HEAR MY PLEA

Grumpy Lazers

1

Q: Treasure chest contents - new content in old world after upgrade?

So, yesterday I've installed Minecraft 1.6 "Horse Update". I tamed my first horse and now I'd like to obtain a horse armor. I've read Horse Armor is spawned only in treasure chests. Around my home there's a bunch of dungeons I still need to explore, and they surely contain some treasure chests....

minecraft

1

Q: How much ammo does an xcom soldier have in a full magazine clip?

How much ammo does a basic xcom soldier have in a full magazine clip? Abilities like Flush and rapid fire use 3 and 2 respectively but what is the full size and can it be upgraded? Does shooting always use 1 ammo?

xcom-enemy-unknown

spyder

@kalina turn off caps-lock, save electricity

kalina

I AM USING AUTOCAD

DON'T BLAME ME

spyder

11:25 AM

@kalina cad systems... Oh my...

kalina

I'm not really using autocad

it's just a good excuse for capslock

Sterno

There is no good excuse for caps lock.

3

kalina

@Sterno is too

By the power invested in me by this giant bald bird, the president shall not be the shiniest of two turds!

Sterno

You need to cut back on the drugs.

kalina

@Sterno Cut back, or take more?

spyder

11:27 AM

@kalina dafuq did I just read?

Sterno

@kalina Cut back on the drugs, increase the meds.

kalina

►

@Sterno maybe the current symptoms are caused by not enough drugs

OrigamiRobot

11:53 AM

Borderlands 2 with Season Pass: $13.50

spyder

@OrigamiRobot Guns of Icarus Online is very good when playing with friends

But with random players it's... uninteresting

kalina

I need eleven more low quality reviews :o

StrixVaria

12:12 PM

Martin Sojka

@StrixVaria Wait, what? Canadian symbology on top (red maple leaf on white), Confederate States of America flag in the middle?

StrixVaria

@MartinSojka You intentionally misinterpret almost everything posted here. It's annoying.

Martin Sojka

@StrixVaria ... I do? o_O

No, seriously. I don't get the combination.

StrixVaria

For context in this specific example, an American baked that cake for his Canadian friend on Canada Day.

badp

Ugh

I wish people scheduling weddings at 4am weren't friends of mine

FEichinger

12:24 PM

@StrixVaria Not to mention that the "American" cake flag is not the Confederate States flag.

StrixVaria

It's a stylized American flag, sure.

Martin Sojka

@FEichinger It's the closest flag I could find which fit the pattern.

StrixVaria

But still pretty recognizeable.

badp

or in other words why couldn't they start at a more reasonable, comfortable 6pm

FEichinger

@MartinSojka It doesn't fit the pattern, no. The CSA flag has only three stripes.

Martin Sojka

12:25 PM

I was first thinking "Texas flag", but that has only one red band.

badp

-4am +4pm

StrixVaria

Why would you ever start a wedding at 4AM?

user56

In other news I am now the proud owner of ~100 Guy Fawkes masks

Sterno

@badp You originally had a valid complaint, and then you ruined it.

badp

4pm is still stupid

Sterno

12:26 PM

@user56 Why do you need 100?

user56

@Sterno to share

(sell)

kalina

hey look, me playing KSP but in real life

►

Martin Sojka

@FEichinger First, the "top" white one is needed for the background of the Canadian maple leaf and might be a necessary concession; it's also remarkably thinner than the others. Second, the (current) USA flag has thirteen, that is fits even less.

Mad Scientist

@badp The last wedding I attended was at 2 pm

badp

@user56 is that name an undelete and merge request

Sterno

12:27 PM

All I know is that now I want some cake.

StrixVaria

I think @MartinSojka is the real robot here.

user56

@badp It's me desperately clinging to a past that is long gone. (Ask @kalina)

badp

@mad zero envy for you.

FEichinger

@MartinSojka Your logic is flawed.

kalina

@badp I think it is, I just think he has too much pride to actually say the words

Martin Sojka

12:29 PM

@FEichinger Might well be, if I'm missing some context.

kalina

because asking for that means he was a fool for undertaking the original action

user56

@kalina You know me so well.

kalina

thanks

Grumpy Lazers

0

Q: Minecraft crashes often, and often repeatedly until I force an update. Then it crashes again

Regardless of when I crash, it's always the same console message that I see. 2013-07-02 08:14:32 [INFO] [STDERR] java.lang.ArrayIndexOutOfBoundsException: -1 2013-07-02 08:14:32 [INFO] [STDERR] at ic2.core.block.BlockMultiID.d(BlockMultiID.java:59) 2013-07-02 08:14:32 [INFO] [STDERR] at Connect...

minecraft technical-issues

0

Q: Final Fantasy XIV: what is going to happen with A Realm Reborn?

Will be still possible to play FF14 after A Realm Reborn? Is this one just a big expansion, a new game or something that will completely overwrite the old game?

final-fantasy-14

Fluttershy

12:45 PM

@kalina Still bored?

5

Martin Sojka

@Fluttershy That's evil.

kalina

@Fluttershy NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..................................‌..............

I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!

sob

FEichinger

@kalina You think you have any friends here? That's adorable!

Fluttershy

@kalina You said you were bored! I'm helping!

kalina

@FEichinger I don't like you anymore and I am putting you on ignore

FEichinger

12:54 PM

@kalina Awwwww :(

kalina

ok fine I'm on tvtropes

900 tabs open

sigh

Fluttershy

@kalina <3

I am now bored...

TVTropes does nothing for me. <_<

@Sterno @StrixVaria @Wipqozn @fbueckert @AnyoneElseBetterThanMeAtRogueLegacy, if I've killed Khidr, is there any reason for me to still try and explore the Castle? Or should I head for the forest?

Sconibulus

Never leave the castle until you've found the /oW

StrixVaria

@Fluttershy It's still good to clear a lot of the castle to make money.

There are no objectives in the castle, though.

A good rule is to make sure you can fully clear one area consistently before you start trying the next area.

Although I broke that rule always.

badp

Hfxm,jvjyrsmhgcngsrxjmgrxjytgcmbgfx,jgfsurtd,jc

Fluttershy

1:07 PM

I don't know that I've ever fully cleared the castle...

I drain 5hp per kill now, but usually end up taking more damage than I can heal. =(

StrixVaria

Try the forest and see how you do.

LessPop_MoreFizz

►

fbueckert

@Fluttershy Cash. Or if you use the Lich, extra health.

Also, good morning, Bridge

@Fluttershy Even with full Vampirism, that happens.

fredley

@kalina How goes?

StrixVaria

1:24 PM

I was disappointed that Vampirism was awarded per kill rather than per hit.

Powerlord

@OrigamiRobot Last I checked, Green Man is cycling those every 6 hours

fbueckert

@StrixVaria As was I.

Powerlord

@Fluttershy ShutterFly

fbueckert

@Powerlord Still under maintenance.

Powerlord

I looked for the BL2 thing yesterday for some friends who just want the Season Pass.
Only to find out that, 2 hours after the deal had been posted on JoyStiq, the deal had already ended.

Oh, and that post on SlickDeals is over 24 hours old.

ChrisHateZ

1:30 PM

Hey does anyone knows how much damage does Retaliation Rune returns to enemies (Rogue Legacy obviously)? I need a fast answer.

fbueckert

@ChrisHateZ If you need it fast, test it out and find out.

StrixVaria

@ChrisHateZ 50% of what you took, IIRC.

ChrisHateZ

@fbueckert Yeah right, let me go waste money just to test something out which i may not like.

fbueckert

@ChrisHateZ Cash is easy to come by.

Also, this needs a few more close votes

StrixVaria

@fbueckert Every time you buy a rune, all other runes become more expensive.

Asking how a rune works before buying it is completely legitimate.

Maybe better suited for the main site, though.

fbueckert

1:32 PM

@StrixVaria Oh, I'm not saying it's not.

I'm challenging the, "I NEEDS IT FAST NAOW!" mentality.

ChrisHateZ

@StrixVaria +1

@StrixVaria Yeah i know, but i wanted to see can i get fast answer here so i can decide which rune to get now.

murgatroid99

@ChrisHateZ Nearly positive it's 50%

ChrisHateZ

@murgatroid99 Yeah, that's what Strix said too. Thanks.

I'll get another vault rune instead.

fbueckert

So armor will actually lower the effectiveness of retaliation?

OrigamiRobot

@Powerlord Yea, it's from yesterday. They're usually pretty good about marking deals as expired. Oh well.

fredley

1:41 PM

I think we lost @kalina down the tvtropes hole

Powerlord

@fredley Yup.

I was wondering why it was so quiet.

kalina

@fredley I feel so alive as the lights and lasers rise, it's like I'm frozen in time, close my eyes and touch the sky... and for that moment I'm as free as the air, screaming out I don’t care, as the drums start to blare!

fredley

@kalina Nice, but sadly not a battle rap

6/10

kalina

wasn't supposed to be

since battling with you would indicate I think you're a worthy opponent

Sterno

@ChrisHateZ I don't know the numbers, but one cool benefit is that it can kill things normally not killable (like fire turrets and spiked balls)

kalina

1:51 PM

@fredley This battle's going to end like every argument does: with you kissing my ass, and begging me for a rub... I made a made motherfucker and I'm reading it too, gives me specific instructions of how to fuck with you.

Sconibulus

err... what?

fredley

My life was fine 'till you had to come along and wreck it
Could you please just shut your face for ten seconds?
You cry about everything, but can't decide what you want
"I'm hungry", "I'm fat", "I'm cold", "I'm hot"

Sterno

@Fluttershy Everyone else already answered, but I'll repeat: Clear castle for cash, runes, and if you're lucky, a shrine. With a little vampirism, it'll be easy and will only cost you a bit of time

@StrixVaria I never explored the dungeon. One time the boss room was the first room of it, so I just killed him then. Never went deeper.

kalina

►

StrixVaria

@Sterno It's not so bad once you can clear the Tower.

kalina

1:54 PM

@fredley Don't. Even. Bring up swallow. The first man on Earth ain't a tough act to follow... one hump chump and you're hung like a weasel... ditch the fig leaf, get yourself a pine needle.

OrigamiRobot

I am so tired of watching you post those inane lyrics.

fredley

I wasn't listening, are you still flapping those lips?
I was just thinking, yo did I give up a rib for this?
Woman, I just don't know what your problem is
All I know is you're acting like a colossal bitch!

Sterno

@StrixVaria Mostly it's not the enemies that kill me in the tower (except those damn eyeballs). It's accidentally bumping into spikes that do way more damage up there.

kalina

@fredley :O

fredley

@kalina I... I'm sorry

Sterno

1:56 PM

It's Friday, Friday, gonna get down on Friday

kalina

@fredley hmpf, sorry too

fredley

@kalina Alright, nice!

kalina

@fredley don't even think about it...

fredley

@kalina ...Okay, that's fine, we can eat....

StrixVaria

@kalina These are the worst videos on the Internet.

fredley

1:57 PM

@StrixVaria If by worst you mean best you're 100% correct

kalina

so many ERB haters in here

Sterno

Today I get to waste a day and reinstall everything on my system because due to some licensing issues I have to downgrade from Win 7 Enterprise to Win 7 Pro. Whee.

OrigamiRobot

@StrixVaria Don't even bother. There's something wrong with their brains that makes them think there is anything entertaining about them.

kalina

@fredley we should probably stop ERB'ing now, otherwise at some point in the future I'll get banned with a moderator citing "previous warnings" or some fabricated crap like that

fredley

@kalina I've never been warned I don't hink

kalina

1:59 PM

neither have I

Sterno

This deserves upvotes

kalina

that doesn't change anything

@Sterno downvotes

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