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7:00 PM
Do you really want to wait until things get easier, when you can feel in your bones that you can do this now?
 
Yeah, and have him smash his keyboard to death.
It's not like having things harder makes anything better.
 
@GraceNote It's not like I can't feel it, I have done it multiple times completely by accident
 
Also, you're flipping out again.
 
Is Grace Note a she or a he
 
Taking the easy way out? This isn't the @badp we all know and love.
 
7:00 PM
@badp Then you should continue working on it now.
 
I can't make it work consistently and it's driving me insane, and when I'm insane I screw up the rest of the level
 
What is The Bridge coming to?
 
@OrigamiRobot Yes.
 
@OrigamiRobot It's not easy, it's part of the game mechanics.
 
7:01 PM
You'll feel much better to get it done now than to wait until you get the slide jump. It may be a pain to do so, but you'll feel good about it.
 
The main reason to persevere is that I have 4 worlds ahead of me
things are probably going to get harder
I don't know how much difficulty I can handle but...
 
@Badp
I just finished celestial
on rather hard. It's freaking easy
with slide jumps.
I only missed one gold bar, and I didnt use checkpoints.
 
@Retrosaur I know it's easy after the checkpoint
 
I'm just saying, get to level 2-2
 
Let the fellow at his own pace.
 
7:03 PM
the game mechanic will help you for those first two nasty jumps
or first four, I might add.
 
@GraceNote Except he keeps whinging about it here.
 
@GraceNote Speak for yourself, not for him.
 
@Powerlord Whinging?
 
@Retrosaur We're looking after his benefit from different perspectives.
 
7:04 PM
@ShotgunNinja UK spelling/pronunciation of whining.
 
@GraceNote "different". Of course, all of you are totally looking at it "differently"
 
please don't lash at Grace because of my failures
 
@Powerlord So, that part of Surrey that Harry Potter is from... Little Whinging?
 
Not sure why it needs quotes there, but in seriosity. You're going from the perspective of handling the frustration directly by seeking a late-term solution that reduces the difficulty.
 
I, for one, will have infinitely more respect for @badp if he does things the hard way.
 
7:07 PM
Comparatively, I have the kind of mindset that, if I'm presented a puzzle and I am fully capable of solving it at the moment I am introduced to it, then I will seek to do that at this stage rather than after I acquire tools that are found later but make the task easier.
 
@GraceNote So in Minecraft, you'll continue to dig Obsidian with your bare hands? Incredbily smart...genius.
 
she won't because digging obsidian with your hands doesn't yield obsidian blocks
 
@Retrosaur Impossibility != challenge
 
also digging obsidian ain't a puzzle
 
In some maps, yes.
She referred to "puzzles", Minecraft has "adventure and puzzle" maps.
 
7:09 PM
@Retrosaur There's a fair difference between puzzle challenge that is quite designed to be able to be accomplished at the time but which things can be easier, and a simple task that can be made difficult by itself. For example, I don't particularly seek to do Buster-only runs in a Megaman game.
 
You missed the "fully capable" qualifier.
 
Though I will challenge myself to do what may sometimes be considered the "harder" stage as the first stage, if I both think that the weapon it yields is worth it for my speed timing, and if I am particularly feeling that I should start that path.
 
It's the whole reason higher difficulties exist.
 
That's rather up in the air, though. Part of it is a matter of "I know it to be possible, and I'll prove that I am one of those people who can do it".
 
@spugsley WTF what belt?
I want to find something that sells for 300+ million :/
 
7:12 PM
let it be known however that I don't approach all games this way
for my sanity
 
@StrixVaria Witching Hour with perfect IAS and Crit Damage. She is so lucky.
 
@badp Understandable.
 
user15026
@fbueckert augh, Kylie Chan is so good at only telling you half of things. Like now I want to know who Da Shi Yeh really is because he is not entirely evil demon....augh. So many questions!
 
For the benefit of those who don't have the game
 
Bridge, I don't even know what's going on right now. o_O
 
7:22 PM
The black line is roughly what I should do, the red lines are a selection of ways to mess it up
I don't know whence to jump, how long to stay, whence to jump again, the tolerance for error here is... not a lot.
"×2" because there are two such sections in a row, then smooth sailing
oh and each jump can be prolonged by holding the jump button
just to throw more variables at the problem
 
That seems roughly what I guesstimated by the exchanges earlier.
 
Nice use of diagrams.
I wish more game developers used these in their work.
 
@badp I don't know how to say this politely, but chances are we don't care.
 
@Powerlord Three words: My Little Pony
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@badp Next time I talk about MLP for 2 days straight, feel free to comment on it.
 
7:30 PM
@Powerlord It's hardly just me in here talking about Runner 2
 
My passive-aggressive star senses are tingling.
 
@Fluttershy I was really hoping you'd say something there. Because I mean, I'm clearly the only one who talks about MLP, right? :D
 
I said, hardly just me
that implies hardly just you
 
@badp If you don't want my easy solution
Here's an easier solution. :3
When you get atop the first goomba
hold down, pretend it's like kirby's downb
in ssbb
 
@Powerlord I don't think badp was implying that you were the only one. He was just saying that he's also not the only one who discusses games being played. Personally, I feel the hostility toward him for doing so is a bit unnecessary.
 
7:35 PM
then immediately after you hold down, jump up WHILE holding won.
 
Iffen ye want a different topic of the conversation, the best way to do that is to start a new one!
 
@Retrosaur I find pressing the won button helps me win lots of games.
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@JasonBerkan @badp I found your seller
 
Feb 24 at 0:53, by OrigamiRobot
WHO IS TALKING ABOUT GAMES YOU KNOW IT'S NOT ALLOWED
 
So, Origami, how about them... uh... fish. I actually can't immediately think of a good alternative topic.
 
7:41 PM
@GraceNote You know I am interested in
 
...the word "fish" was technically a profanity substitute but, okay, I hadn't even thought about that.
 
That's a profanity substitute I wasn't previously aware of
 
@OrigamiRobot Does this violate both rules?
 
7:42 PM
@ShotgunNinja Old tag that Origami made with all good intentions but then we ated him for it.
 
I've never heard 'fish' used as a prfanity substitute. Let me consult my expert. @spugsley are you around?
 
Calling all @spugsley
 
Kick the f in the head so hard its neck snaps and it flies off. Then you'll see it related to carp's utility.
 
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Q: How is it that a card 1/7th the price has better benchmarks?

dendiniI was looking for a video card and visited the passmark benchmarks page, now what puzzles me is that starting from top video cards to lowest in terms of passmark score you don't go decreasing in the price: for instance a Radeon HD 7850 is only 180$ and scores 3,640 on passmark, while a Quadro 600...

 
@Lazers I can't see the entire question, but as soon as "Quadro" appeared I knew the answer.
Quadro are nVidia's business line of cards.
 
7:47 PM
OMG @badp I found a skin
that looks just like your profile head
Are you ready?
 
<3
 
Look, it's like @badp, except it's not @badp
 
what's it called?
 
Captain Video
Super Saver
 
...so I'm cheap?
 
7:48 PM
This is the normal
@badp It would seem so, yes.
 
So, I was playing Super Mario 3D Land the other day. I'm sorely disappointed that the racoon leaf no longer lets you fly, at least not as far as I can tell.
 
what's the surprise? that suit's been abused to the ground in prev games
 
@badp Also, if you think that bullseye was hard, you may want to see this
 
@badp It's the first "fly" powerup a Mario game has had.
 
inb4kalinasaysspoiler
 
7:51 PM
I've seen it
 
and it's one of (as far as I can tell) only two powerups in the entire game, the other being the Fireflower.
 
@GraceNote If you played earlier version of Dwarf Fortress, you'll have quite a good reason to use 'carp' as profanity
 
she's read boatmurdered
 
@badp Oh, okay
 
And Bronzemurder, too, but also I have friends who had, at some point in their lives, tried to run dorfs.
 
I love Dwarf Fortress so very, very much
 
I have not read that one yet.
 
I'm not normally the kind of person who goes crazy over celebrities, but I think I would if I ever met Tarn
@GraceNote It's one of the best
 
Yayyy for first attempt perfects!
 
I leave for dinner defeated
 
7:55 PM
\o/
 
Everyone complains about the DF interface, but I find myself missing it in other games
It's just so fast to use
 
@SaintWacko Have you tried playing FFXI?
 
@SaintWacko No dice. (pun intended)
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@Powerlord No, I think I've just played FFVI-X
 
@SaintWacko It's a menu-based MMO! You could say it's similar to Dwarf Fortress's interface that way. ;)
Yes, ask Valve where a new version of a program to pirate their software is. GOOD IDEA
 
8:06 PM
hey heyhey
 
@Powerlord facepalm
 
I almost said "hey is for hurses" but I didn't want to have to explain it.
 
now your gonna have to explain it anyway.
 
Hi people.
@djsmiley2k Yes, because in the process of saying you didn't say it... you said it.
 
and also how can I get a S3 at a reasonable price :(
or some nice android phone
 
8:14 PM
@djsmiley2k What's reasonable? And I assume you want one new.
 
Cornus, not sure, but I'm in UK and over here it sucks
Looking at least £30/mo
or so it seems
 
@djsmiley2k For the service?
 
@djsmiley2k Find it on sale. I got mine for 96 cents
@Powerlord Hey is for hearses
 
@SaintWacko Stealing it and pretending the amount you spent on gasoline to get to the store you stole it from is the cost is a bit of a misnomer.
 
I FINALLY BEAT SOMEONE!
 
8:18 PM
@djsmiley2k Nexus 4 is lovely unless you need LTE
 
@Powerlord :P
 
@Badp I'm on the last boss :3
 
@BenBrocka Or expandable memory
 
@StrixVaria It was a perfect stat Witching Hour with vit as the extra
 
There was a sale at the local wholesale club
 
8:22 PM
Also, don't show my previous comment to ELU, they'd choke.
 
@SaintWacko Expandable memory on a phone? Pshhhh
 
@SaintWacko I haven't really been wanting for that
 
Only time I've ever stood in line for something
 
You're fine with 4MB, right? Riiiiiight?
 
@BenBrocka I keep all my music on my phone, since I have limited data
 
8:22 PM
nudge nudge
 
I have a 32gb microSD card in my phone
 
I'm just being facetious.
 
16GB's been fine for me, I don't listen to music very much on it thoguh
 
Anyone have Mana's steam profile? He's not in the Arqade community
 
Oh, if you guys want mine, for gifties or invites, it's shotgun_ninja.
Or is it shotgunninja? I can't remember.
 
8:25 PM
Ninja with a shotgun
Is your shotgun silenced?
I'll bet you have a katana attached on the underbarrel
 
Hell no.
 
I knew it. Oh wait, maybe it's a shotgun that shoots katanas
 
Shotguns are loud.
 
Or a katana that shoots ninja shotguns
 
They shoot slugs or wads of pellets.
 
8:26 PM
I don't understand your name though
 
I'm just a ninja that got tired of using crappy, short-range swords.
 
Is it a Ninja who likes to sit Shotgun?
 
Don't try to understand my name.
 
Because I can't understand a ninja?
 
8:27 PM
> You hit the orc.
 
Oooh, clever...
 
> The orc is devoured by a tear in reality.
 
@SaintWacko Goddamnit, this always happens to me.
 
@Retrosaur How do I unlock the first key in world 1?
 
I never get to loot the orc.
 
8:27 PM
@Fluttershy You've got to do this, read the following question
 
@ShotgunNinja I was quite glad, actually
I was out of mana, and the orc was shooting curare tipped needles at me
So I stabbed it with a dagger of distortion, and the poor orc got sucked into the Abyss
 
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Q: How do these "Key Vaults" work?

RetrosaurI've already reached the level that connects to the Key Vault level, but when I try to go up, it won't let me go through. In other levels, there are these keys, but they are transparent and thus you cannot get it. How do these keys and key vaults work?

basically, there are levels that "connect" to these key vaults per se
You must take the alternate exit route to get to the "vault"
YOu must beat the level for that vault
Once you do, all keys within that world are accessible
 
@SaintWacko All you have to do is carefully catch and lick the needles clean.
Curare does not poison you when ingested orally.
Thanks, Wikipedia!
 
@Retrosaur Okay... But I never saw any sort of blue arrow marking an alternate route in the level I just finished.
 
Man, there are so many cool new conjurations spells in trunk
 
8:35 PM
NOOOOO... I just got scheduled for a 1.5 hour meeting on Tuesday.
 
was it already addressed gaming.stackexchange.com/q/107107/18146 question isn't reallly about gaming?
 
@Brian I vtced, surprised no one else has
Seems like a combination of shopping advice and just pure off topic
 
@Brian Is not a gaming video card a "Game-specific hardware and utilities" as per the FAQ?
 
@JasonBerkan But only some of those cards are gaming video cards, per the answer
 
in the past we havent really allowed graphic card questions/recs right?
 
8:49 PM
It's not really a rec, it's a comparison between two broad classes of cards
And not an icky pro/con comparison either
 
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Q: What is a Double Perfect?

FluttershyI recently noticed an achievement in Runner2 called "Double Perfectionist". The text says I need to: Get two Double Perfects in Each World Problem is, I have no idea what a Double Perfect is, let alone how to get one. What is a Double Perfect, and how do I get one?

 
@Fluttershy I'll show you a map.
 
@Fluttershy It's like a Perfect, but twice as good
 
@SaintWacko Beat ya :3
@Fluttershy, do you see the key vault?
Look at the level DIRECTLY underneath it.
You see how the level has a dotted line that maps to the Key Vault
 
Ooooooh.
 
8:58 PM
Within that level I referenced will be an alternate path you can take.
to unlock the key vault area.
Also, I answerd your uestion
 
Okay. That makes more sense.
 
9:28 PM
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Q: How can I handle Widow Mines in my backyard?

WikwocketIn a recent game, a Terran player dropped some widow mines behind my mineral line. It took me a minute to realize what had happened, and then it took some time to get enough energy to scan for the mines so I could kill them. In the meantime, the mines picked off a number of my workers. What's th...

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Q: Binding of Isaac cheat engine not working?

Shadow ZorgonOn the Binding of Isaac, I am trying to do a challenge run, but items won't select. Some items will, along with invincible, max money/bombs/keys, dmg, ect. ect. Is this a problem on my end or is it a glitch with the software.

 
10:00 PM
 
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Q: Does completing quests at different levels actually give you different XP?

palswimIn Star Wars: The Old Republic, doing quests up to six levels below yours yields a chunk of experience points (XP). Across the SW:TOR forums, people say to maximize experience, do orange level quests (quests at a higher level than you). But, because of experience devaluation, does this actually a...

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Q: How can I hide all these extraneous HUD elements that appear in multiplayer?

DMA57361I recently tried TrackMania 2, via the Stadium open beta, and having picked a multiplayer server at random (well, with low ping and space) I was presented with the following screen. The edges of my view crowded with boxes full of data that I have no interest in, visual noise to me, with a sprinkl...

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Q: Pokemon Black and White for 3DS - Does it exist?

justnSMy little cousin is asking for Pokemon Black and White for the 3DS... I can find Black and I can find White but I can't find Black and White as a single game. Did I misunderstand? Is there a Pokemon Black and White game for the 3DS?

 
@Lazers ...
 
sigh SourceMod has its own parser for Valve's KeyValues system without actually having a single example of how to use it.
 
@BenBrocka Is this a real thing?
 
And it seems like you'd need to keep all sorts of baggage around in memory to track where you are in the file in order for it to be useful. I think I'll just use Valve's KeyValues parser instead.
 
10:06 PM
@Ullallulloo Deleted post from Serverfault apparently
tiger pig, tiger pig
 
@Lazers ಠ_ಠ
 
That face looks so screwed up in bold + italic
 
@BenBrocka goth look of disapproval
 
Oh, it's because the SourceMod KeyValues parser is a complete implementation, while the SMC commands are just low level hooks that you're expected to write a parser around. :(
Because I SO wanted to carry global values around when parsing things. And a stack with all the section names that I can pop values off when we go back up.
No, wait, I need to actually read the values even when I'm not removing items.
(Gee, I wonder why no one ever uses the SMC format for SourceMod)
 
10:22 PM
@StrixVaria Goth look of disapproval while riding a roller coaster
 
FAE
@BenBrocka ...lol
 
Probably the best story you'll read today in fact.
 
I HAZ NEW MONITOR!
 
Yay. Just spent two hours debugging a Sharepoint module. This stupid thing should've worked out of the box.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Awww they made him a little book.
 
10:35 PM
Also, we really need to decide whether changing question intent or salvaging takes precedence.
 
@fbueckert I hate Sharepoint.
 
Because this isn't anything like the asker asked.
 
FAE
@LessPop_MoreFizz That is so awesome. ;_;
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz That's pretty fantastic.
 
@fbueckert The title? It's the essence of what he was asking
 
10:38 PM
@BenBrocka Hrm. I thought the actual question and not just the title had gotten changed. My bad.
I'm curious how people think this is too localized; sounds like something almost every player would do.
 
mmm, got to love that new plastic smell, as in the smell of carcinogenic volatile vinyl compounds.
 
@MBraedley It's like Christmas.
 
I lied the last time I said there was nothing you could do to a server that was more mean spirited than not tipping them. You could do this:
 
10:55 PM
SEVENTEEN MOTHERFUCKING PERCENT
Just look at it
1:110:09
 
@badp o_O How does that translate into like... real time?
 
I think it's 110 minutes 9 seconds
aka 1 hour 50 minutes
 
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@fbueckert Bought the last two Journey to Wudang books today. Also, apparently there is a new book of hers coming out in Australia in April/May, so we should hopefully get it soon after. Hopefully.
 
@AshleyNunn Sadly, it doesn't look like that one continues the story.
 
user15026
@fbueckert According to her website, it will
 
11:06 PM
@AshleyNunn Eh? I thought that one was Small Shen; about Gold.
 
user15026
Small Shen, the graphic novel doesn't (it is just about Gold), but Dark Serpent (The book coming out in April) does - it is the start of the final trilogy
 
user15026
Small Shen has been out for a while, but it is Australia only
 
@AshleyNunn I fail at finding it, because I can't see that anywhere on her website.
 
user15026
kyliechan.com/faqs , second question
 
Oh, neat.
 
user15026
11:10 PM
I am excited at the idea of finally getting some answers :)
 
:\
Austrailia Release of Heaven to Wudang: RELEASED: 6 January 2011
When we got it: November 2012.
 
user15026
@fbueckert nooooooo
 
user15026
That is unhappymaking
 
@AshleyNunn Yeah.
 
> I called 911, but I don’t think they believed me. No one’s coming
I...what?
 
11:12 PM
@Wipqozn 911 probably gets lots of cranks.
 
user15026
I am not used to having to wait for books - usually NA gets them first, then EU/Aus
 
@fbueckert They still send people though.
 
@Ullallulloo Yes, exactly.
 
@AshleyNunn Neither am I.
 
You have to send someone. You can't just say "pfft, you're just joking" and hang up.
 
11:12 PM
@Wipqozn Apparently they can.
 
@fbueckert That can't be legal.
 
They definitely shouldn't, but they can.
 
I hope whoever decided to ignore him was fired and charged.
 
@Wipqozn If someone sued 911 because they didn't send someone, you can bet your boots they'd lawyer up something fierce.
 
@fbueckert And if 911 not sending someone resulted in a baby dying I'm pretty sure "911" would lose.
 
11:14 PM
@Wipqozn I'd certainly hope so. But sadly, I doubt they would.
 
@Retrosaur I've fucking finally unlocked dancing. I hope you're happy
 
Who'd bring the lawsuit? The DA's office definitely wouldn't; anyone else wouldn't have standing, and the case would just get thrown out.
 
7 hours. I even had a dream about this. God damn it.
 
11:30 PM
My brain is broken now.
 
@StrixVaria Was this actually in your Facebook feed? O_o
 
@Fluttershy No. I would not be real-life friends with someone that stupid.
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It's from here.
 
@StrixVaria I'm hoping it's photoshop.
 
There are a lot of bad parts, but I think "World war to" is the worst bad part.
 
Also @StrixVaria, in case you haven't had the chance to listen yet, Key Entity Extraction V: Sentry the Defiant and Gravity's Union. Two of the best songs from the latest Coheed album.
 
11:35 PM
@Fluttershy It's on Spotify now, so I did give it a listen a while ago. I'll listen to the album again.
 
Woo!
 
@StrixVaria I was. Thinking it. Was. The. periods
 
Hey, anyone have any experience with Samsung CDMA phones? I'm trying to pull some data off of one, and it's being stubborn.
 
Heh, just snuck up to a sleeping centaur, bashed it over the head with my staff, then blasted it with a force lance
 
11:50 PM
@LessPop_MoreFizz That's surprisingly accurate, right down to the jpeg compression artifacts
 
@Wipqozn @badp Down to an eye!
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Yeah, I was really impressed with that touch
 

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