The Bridge

Justin

9:00 PM

@Unionhawk Cool!

Unionhawk

(Side-note: @Wipqozn's law of gravitation holds once again! Amazing!)

Justin

OrigamiRobot

:O MY AIR PUMPS WERE DELIVERED!

CC @SaintWacko @KevinvanderVelden

Wipqozn

@Unionhawk That reminds me, everyone should give me money for being so fancy all the time.

Kevin van der Velden

@OrigamiRobot jeah :D Pictures? :)

OrigamiRobot

9:02 PM

NOT HOME YET, LOOKING AT TRACKING

Kevin van der Velden

OKE, POST PONIES THEN

OrigamiRobot

IF THEY COULDN'T FIT IN MY MAILBOX, THEY'RE IN THE FRONT OFFICE.

WHICH I CAN'T GET INTO TONIGHT

Yuki

Yay, got rid of my Nightmares!

user15026

@Yuki hurrah!

Yuki

@AshleyNunn Luckily, I got a lot of Appalling Secrets that I could use to try get rid of my Nightmares. @RedRiderX helped a lot too.

user15026

9:16 PM

@Yuki Nice :)

user15026

Huh, I am apparently an agent of the Cheesemonger.

user15026

I wonder when that happeneed

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot So much for using a script if someone made it for you. MAn, you're such a liar.

Yuki

Hmm... I could spend 5 Fate to get to the Forgotten Quarter...

Wipqozn

You're basically the wor- nah, you're pretty awesome.

Yuki

9:19 PM

But I don't think I should. Waste of Fate and my Watchful's not high enough to actually do anything there, I think.

user15026

@Yuki You will eventually be able to get there without spending fate, because I know I can go there and I have only ever spent fate once (for Mushroom races)

OrigamiRobot

@Wipqozn I PRINTED OFF WHAT YOU WROTE IN CHAT AND TAPED IT TO MY KEYBOARD, BUT IT'S NOT WORKING. WHAT ELSE DO I NEED TO DO?

4

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot haahhahaa, oh man. You're the greatest.

The caps makes it so much better.

Never change @OrigamiRobot, you're fantastic.

badp

@OrigamiRobot Apply yourself

OrigamiRobot

NO, DIDN'T YOU SEE @UNIONHAWK'S EARLIER MESSAGE? I'M THE WORST.

badp

9:21 PM

onto the keyboard

I suggest starting with the forehead

press Enter to confirm your application.

OrigamiRobot

I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF KEYBOARD YOU USE, BUT MINE DOESN'T HAVE A FOREHEAD

Justin

What?

badp

@OrigamiRobot Do you have one? That's also good enough.

Unionhawk

Welcome to The Bridge.

Lazers

0

Q: Minecraft Server won't open

I've downloaded both the 1.7.2's for the game itself and the multiplayer server. When I click on minecraft_server.1.7.2 the application won't even open, it'll load up logs but nothing else, it won't bring the minecraft server page up. What am I doing wrong?

minecraft

OrigamiRobot

9:23 PM

@badp I'LL HAVE TO LOOK AT MY SPEC SHEET

badp

@OrigamiRobot Take your time.

OrigamiRobot

WELL, YEA, IT'S MY TIME

I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE YOURS.

badp

@OrigamiRobot You are taking my time. I'm waiting for you to read your spec sheet.

OrigamiRobot

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIMSORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY‌YYYYYYYYYYYYYY

badp

@OrigamiRobot I trust that if you apply yourself to the cause you will reach great success!

This is an investment!

Justin

9:26 PM

@Lazers How did you embed a question like that?

Unionhawk

@Justin @Lazers is a bot. But you just have to post the link and it'll do it automagically

Justin

@Unionhawk I'm an idiot. ><

Unionhawk

@Justin Common mistake :P

Justin

@Unionhawk So...do all chatrooms have a bot like Lazers?

user15026

@Justin They don't have to, but they all have the option.

Unionhawk

9:29 PM

@Justin Sometimes. Lazers is essentially the RSS feed of all questions posted on Arqade. The Pokemon room has a feed of pokemon-xy questions. Depends on the room.

Lazers

0

Q: Do outfits do anything?

Do outfits like the "Hunter Outfit" "Whale Hunter Outfit" and "Shark Hunter Outfit" do anything? Do they add any specific advantages to hunting the specific animals or are they just to fit into the role better?

assassins-creed-4

kalina

I AM AWAKE

...again

Unionhawk

GOOD MORNING

...again

FEichinger

@kalina o/

Justin

@Unionhawk I see. :P

OrigamiRobot

9:33 PM

yesterday, by OrigamiRobot

@kalina HELLO SLEEPYFACE

...AGAIN

Justin

Anyone play Team Fortress 2?

RedRiderX

A few, I imagine.

But they don't seem to be here atm...

Unionhawk

There are some. I play a little.

OrigamiRobot

I PLAY OFF AND ON

RIGHT NOW IS OFF

RedRiderX

@OrigamiRobot Unlike Caps lock.

Justin

9:40 PM

Right now I am getting the unable to load game error. Re-installed Steam and TF2. Still getting error. I am sad.

OrigamiRobot

@RedRiderX TRUTH

kalina

I need some method to consume coffee intravenously

Justin

@kalina Reminds of the news story about a nurse who killed a patient by accidentally injecting coffee into her veins.

kalina

"accidentally"

Unionhawk

How does one accidentally...?

Justin

9:47 PM

I don't even know...

RedRiderX

►

Unionhawk

As long as we're all on the same page at least...

kalina

@RedRiderX old

RedRiderX

@kalina By a day.

kalina

that day makes all of the difference

RedRiderX

9:49 PM

And I tried watching it yesterday and it didn't work.

OrigamiRobot

3

CC @Wipqozn @BenBrocka

I TRIED ADDING ON/OFF, BUT IT'S STILL NOT WORKING

kalina

@OrigamiRobot you use tippex to remove mistakes from the screen, don't you

OrigamiRobot

@kalina NO, I LICK MY FINGER AND WIPE IT

user15026

@OrigamiRobot well, you didn't select on or off, so that might be part of it

OrigamiRobot

@AshleyNunn I PRESSED MY MOUSE AGAINST THE ON BOX

Jason Berkan

9:51 PM

@OrigamiRobot You can't code in Comic Sans, silly robot.

user15026

@OrigamiRobot did you try clicking the mouse?

Ben Brocka

try installing Microsoft Bob

Justin

OrigamiRobot

@AshleyNunn LIKE THIS?

user15026

@OrigamiRobot sort of?

Blem

9:57 PM

►

Ben Brocka

@Justin no this one

dear lord I just looked at the two doors, their house is a torus

OrigamiRobot

I HOPE NO ONE WANTS ANY MORE JOKES INVOLVING THAT PAPER BECAUSE I JUST BALLED IT UP AND THREW IT AWAY

Justin

@BenBrocka TEEHEE.

Yuki

Oh god, the motion blur TV people put into "tense" scenes makes my eyes hurt.

FEichinger

EA's Star Wars deal is 10 years long, won't focus on 'movie games'

Unionhawk

10:03 PM

Honestly, I'm at least a little excited that Star Wars: Battlefront is going to become a thing again. That game was awesome as a kid.

Though the comments on that article are right; Battlefield 4 has apparently had a really rocky start - still are having some issues, from what I hear, with hit detection, especially.

Yuki

@Unionhawk Oh god, I spent so much time with my Battlefront rental back when Blockbuster was a thing.

Justin

@Blem Thank you.

Jason Berkan

@Unionhawk That's OK. Stormtroopers have always had problems with hit detection.

Blem

@Justin no problem!

►

Unionhawk

@Yuki I played it again a little while ago, and rediscovered that I am terrible at console shooters

Justin

10:07 PM

@Blem Lolz

Ben Brocka

Console shooters take getting used to even if you've been good at them before. I've found I'm not bad at them, it just takes getting used to them again, whereas with PC shooters I usually have almost no problem getting back in

Unionhawk

Yeah, it's weird moving from PC to console, which is why I don't, generally.

Yuki

@Unionhawk It's okay. Like @JasonBerkan said, stormtroopers have always had problems with console shooters. Or rather, shooters in general.

Ben Brocka

I like too many things to not do that

Yuki

I generally prefer PC shooters to console shooters, but I typically have no problems with playing console shooters.

Justin

10:13 PM

I don't have any consoles. So I'm solely a PC gamer.

Yuki

Hmm... does gunning in Monster Hunter count as playing a "shooter"?

Ben Brocka

Beautiful

Unionhawk

Literally, I have the free Xbox 360 that came from me buying a laptop (4 GB), a PS2, and a Wii. At home. And a 3DS here.

Justin

@Unionhawk Free Xbox 360?

Ben Brocka

I have ever major Sony and Nintendo console, not counting Virtual Boy as major, and a good gaming PC

SaintWacko

10:15 PM

@OrigamiRobot Nice!

Unionhawk

RedRiderX

@BenBrocka Game boy?

user15026

I am mainly a handheld gamer right now

Justin

@Unionhawk Is that promotion only available in the US?

Ben Brocka

Son I have THREE game boys. Two colors and a pocket

user15026

10:15 PM

branching into PC, but also a lot =of console

user15026

@BenBrocka I have two original ones. :D

Unionhawk

@Justin I don't know. Possibly

Ben Brocka

Astounding that they included 4GB HDDs (I assume they're actually flash storage?)

RedRiderX

@BenBrocka Game & Watch?

Justin

I envy you guys.

Unionhawk

10:16 PM

It's also over, and I didn't hear anything about it at all this year.

Ben Brocka

@RedRiderX I wouldn't really call those consoles, but no. Technically I got everything starting with the SNES onward, and got an NES later on

and I never actually hard of the Virtual Boy until a few years ago

Justin

►

RedRiderX

@BenBrocka N64DD addon?

@BenBrocka I think you were probably better for it.

user15026

@BenBrocka my family started with an atari 2600, got every nintendo console (except the wiiU) and my sister and I collectively have the major nintendo handhelds

Ben Brocka

@RedRiderX was that even released in the US?

user15026

10:18 PM

and no virtual boy because that thing was shit

RedRiderX

@BenBrocka Well no.

Good point.

That Nintendo game streaming box?

Satellaview

The is a satellite modem add-on for Nintendo's Super Famicom system that was released in Japan in 1995. Available for pre-release orders as early as February 13, 1995, the Satellaview retailed for between ¥14,000 and 18,000 (then between USD$141 and 182) and came bundled with the BS-X Game Pak and an 8M Memory Pak. The Satellaview system was developed and released by Nintendo to receive signals broadcast from satellite TV station WOWOW's satellite radio subsidiary, St.GIGA. St.GIGA was responsible for file server management, maintenance, and vocalization for "SoundLink games." Nintendo ...

That's it.

Satellaview

Ben Brocka

I have haaad... NES SNES N64 Gamecube Wii Wii U PS1 PS2 (sold) PS3 phat (YOLD) PS3 Slim, PS4, PSP 1000 (sold) PSP 2000 (lost) PSP 3000, PS Vita, Gameboy pocket, Gameboy color x2 (one was a pikachu ediiton), phat DS, DS lite (lost), 3DS XL, Sega Genesis and Dreamcast, and a high-ish end gaming PC

Satellaview was JP only I think

RedRiderX

True.

@BenBrocka Oh my.

Very nice.

Lazers

0

Q: Were there survivors in the RPD in the timeline in RE2/RE3?

When you first play the game, it is implied that Marvin Branagh is the lone surviving cop, and when he becomes a zombie, Leon is. However the helicopter cutscene shows that there is a cop on the roof trying to be rescued, before he is eaten by zombies. What's interesting though is that Capcom's ...

resident-evil-2

kalina

do I pledge for star citizen as well and end up playing space games all 2014?

Yuki

10:24 PM

Oh god, Leverage is getting funnier.

FEichinger

@kalina Well, there's still Watch Dogs.

That should keep you busy for some part of 2014, at least.

Unionhawk

@FEichinger Probably 24 hours.

Or less

Justin

If anyone wants to play on Steam together.
[Steam](http://steamcommunity.com/id/AeroNX)

FEichinger

@Justin Markdown does not work across multiple lines in chat.

Yuki

It's racist like that.

FEichinger

10:27 PM

Obvious exceptions being quote and code, yadda yadda.

@Unionhawk Hmm, wouldn't be so sure of that.

Yuki

Oh wait, I'm not known for mis-using the word "racist" on the Bridge...

RedRiderX

@FEichinger And if it just line-breaks.

Yuki

Oops.

Unionhawk

@FEichinger I can say such things with ~50% confidence.

FEichinger

Then it breaks
lines.

@Unionhawk Oh, really? That's pretty confident, what with how random she is.

Unionhawk

10:30 PM

@FEichinger She has about 2 modes of gaming: Playing obsessively for a long while then eventually getting bored, or playing through a whole game in one sitting.

And never picking it back up again.

Ben Brocka

In what sounds like a humble brag but apparently isn't, COD Ghosts stutters on PS4 because it's going over 60FPS

What XBOX ONE Launch Day games are you looking forward to most? For me it’s Tearaway, Mario 3D World and Zelda: A Link Between Worlds

Tweeted by KazHiraiCEO on November 20, 2013 at 9:18 PM

Unionhawk

Wait, what?

Ben Brocka

Literally my shopping cart there

FEichinger

@Unionhawk I dare say it would take her more than 24 hours to play through it in one sitting. Lots of opportunities for completionists, from the looks.

Ben Brocka

@Unionhawk well it's outputting >60FPS at 60Hz so you're not getting a smooth framerate

fbueckert

10:34 PM

Apparently Crimson Dragon is utter crap.

RedRiderX

@BenBrocka And they don't lock the framerate?

wow

Ben Brocka

@RedRiderX apparently not

This is verified by a third party not the devs, but their setup to figure it out sounds legit

If true it should be possible to fix it though

Not sure how it slipped past them, seems like it would have been obvious in QA...

Lazers

-1

Q: Great open-world shooters for Xbox360?

Does anyone know if there are any great open-world shooters for the 360? Don't give me your opinion, give me actual reviewed games by pro's.

first-person-shooter

Unionhawk

@Lazers This guy.

Yuki

@Lazers Go look for actual reviewed games by "pro's".

And learn how to use an apostrophe while you're at it.

fbueckert

10:37 PM

@Unionhawk Yeah. That's at least the second time he's posted something like that.

Unionhawk

@fbueckert 3rd at least.

By my count.

fbueckert

@Unionhawk Links?

And self deleted.

Unionhawk

@fbueckert Iunno, I'd have to rake through the transcript. They've all been self-deleted.

Yuki

fbueckert

@Yuki Har har

RedRiderX

10:38 PM

@Yuki Link spammer.

Yuki

@fbueckert You knew that was coming.

Especially since someone mentioned Legend of Zelda earlier.

fbueckert

gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/142743/…

That's one of them.

gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/142648/…

And there's the other.

Damn. That is three of them.

He should know better by now.

Unionhawk

One would think.

Yuki

Some people ~~just don't learn~~ should be shot.

kalina

@Unionhawk most likely around this amount of time

Unionhawk

10:46 PM

Were any of them ever closed before being deleted? Maybe he just saw downvotes and freaked out

kalina

shot is too quick, your victims should have time to contemplate the errors of their ways

that's why I prefer fire

user43095

@kalina Shredding is also good..

Yuki

@kalina You don't necessarily have to shoot them in vital areas...

kalina

waste of ammunition if you don't shoot them in the face

user43095

@kalina How about a really slow explosion?

kalina

10:50 PM

I was going to give you 10/10 for zim reference

Unionhawk

oh god the camera-tv action kill it

kalina

then you linked a video recorded on a smartphone

thus, you should die via really slow explosion for crimes against the Irken empire

user43095

It's okay, I can crawl fast enough.

kalina

@JeffreyLin it's too late to redeem yourself

user43095

Let the crawling begin!

user43095

10:53 PM

crawls

user43095

Ooh look, a candy!

user43095

eats candy

Unionhawk

...

user43095

@Unionhawk Om nom nom

Unionhawk

are you done?

kalina

10:53 PM

unknown to @JeffreyLin, the candy was a trap! Movement speed reduced by 1000%

user43095

@kalina I'm still faster.

Unionhawk

@JeffreyLin is now moving backwards 10x faster than he was moving forwards! o_O

(I think that's how that works)

Yuki

@kalina @JeffreyLin's ability Quick Feet activated! @JeffreyLin's Speed has drastically increased.

Assuming that a movement speed reduction of 1000% works like paralyzation.

user43095

@Unionhawk So I'm moving backwards with my speed reduced by 100%?

kalina

@JeffreyLin I think you meant to say "IIIIIIII'''''''mmmmmmmm sssssttttttttiiiiiiiilllllllllll ffffffaaaaaaassssssssttttttttteeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

Yuki

10:56 PM

@kalina How do you pronounce '''''''?

2

Unionhawk

Wait, no, it's movement speed, which is an absolute value. So your movement speed is 0.

Lazers

0

Q: Do you need Rum or Sugar for anything?

In Assassins Creed: Black Flag, I was wondering what Rum and Sugar are for because I just sell it, is there any other reason for the rum & sugar?

assassins-creed-4

user43095

IIIIIIIIII"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL FFFFFFFFFFAAAAASSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

FEichinger

@Yuki / :::/

kalina

@Yuki your nitpicking reduced your reputation with kalina by over 9000

Unionhawk

10:57 PM

Oh god now you've probably done it.

Yuki

@kalina Well, I honestly didn't believe it was high in the first place so I don't think it's a big loss.

FEichinger

@Lazers It's rum and sugar ... Think for yourself, geez!

kalina

@Yuki now it's a negative value, which is REALLY BAD

for you, I mean

FEichinger

@kalina Is it at "eternal immolation" levels already?

Yuki

@kalina Considering that I've essentially gone from "fire" to "moar fire", really doesn't seem that much different.

kalina

10:58 PM

trolling, downvotes, snark, and generally abuse

oh and, let's not forget fire

hotter than the surface of the sun

Unionhawk

@kalina You do those things to pretty much everyone already...

kalina

@Yuki I don't think I've ever set fire to you

Yuki

@kalina So you're a pistol shrimp?

FEichinger

@Yuki That ... I'm ... wow. You. That's perfect.

kalina

...

Yuki

10:59 PM

@kalina You've set fire to so many people, I don't think you'd remember.

kalina

the stats page is no longer kept up to date

glares at @PrivatePansy

Unionhawk

No, it's not. Not even close.

user43095

shreds @kalina

Unionhawk

damn you @PrivatePansy

kalina

@JeffreyLin IMMUNE

FEichinger

11:00 PM

@kalina In his defence, he gave us the tools to update it and we just never bothered.

kalina

I'm not narcissistic enough to update my own fire stats

Unionhawk

I don't recall @Yuki being set on fire either, honestly.

user43095

shoots @kalina in the face seventeen times

Unionhawk

...

user43095

And then once more for good measure.

Unionhawk

11:01 PM

7 mins ago, by Unionhawk

are you done?

FEichinger

@kalina Well, nobody said you should update it.

user43095

@Unionhawk Now, yes.

kalina

@FEichinger thanks for offering, get updating it then

FEichinger

@kalina sigh Now, why would I do that?

kalina

immunity to fire

Unionhawk

11:02 PM

Because you offered.

Apparently.

FEichinger

@kalina Is that an offer you're making?

Yuki

@kalina You say "immunity to fire", but I just hear "I'll get you later".

kalina

what

Unionhawk

Oh teh noes, I'm so concerned about being immune to internet fire...

kalina

Well, I could date him and then slowly eat away at his personality until he's a broken shell of a man

but that's a lot of effort

Unionhawk

11:04 PM

I shouldn't say that. The last time I did, there was a fire alarm in the building.

FEichinger

... That sounds like the kind of thing you'd do, though.

Also: What the hell?

kalina

wow.

FEichinger

@Yuki Okay, that one's too far, even for my taste.

kalina

now you made him remove it

so unfair

I'm not one to flag things

except when I flag things

Unionhawk

Pretty much my philosophy with flags.

FEichinger

11:06 PM

Yeh, that sounds about right.

Yuki

Nah, it's fair. @FEichinger was right, that was too far.

FEichinger

But, just for the record, if it was a non-regular, I would have flagged that, regardless of the disclaimer.

Unionhawk

I think I've raised exactly two chat offensive/spam flags.

kalina

flagging is just another weapon in my trolling arsenal

short of posting pornography I wouldn't flag for any other reason

Unionhawk

One against Guilo, and one against Retro. Both invalidated.

user43095

11:07 PM

...

user43095

@Unionhawk YoungGuilo was here once?

Yuki

@Unionhawk How does a flag against YG get invalidated?

user43095

I think I flagged LiQuid once.

FEichinger

@JeffreyLin He was a couple of times. And threw a tantrum about us talking about him behind his back ... a couple of times.

Unionhawk

@Yuki I don't know.

@FEichinger Well, to be fair, he had the distinct ability to enter the room while Scoots was off on a YG rant or something like that.

FEichinger

11:11 PM

@Unionhawk Someone was ranting, yeh. Not sure who it was, though.

Unionhawk

@FEichinger I distinctly remember it being scoots, at least once. There were probably other occasions.

Hello.

hi

Roar.

@LiQuid @Yuki was forced out! @kalina was dragged into battle.

Unionhawk

11:14 PM

The irony of this situation is killing me right now.

LiQuid

@Unionhawk What irony?

kalina

11:25 PM

the soundtrack to starcitizen is quite nice

doesn't loop very cleanly though

Fluttershy

@kalina Is it in beta already? :o

kalina

@Fluttershy no

I'm downloading the hangar module

the multiplayer deathmatch module is available sometime next month apparently

and the planetary interaction module is sometime around the time I will be doing Elite beta

the release of both of these games is spread in such a way that I will realistically be able to play both

since Elite is early next year

and Star Citizen is late next year/2015

Unionhawk

Yep.

Justin

Dat camera OP.

kalina

11:42 PM

I hope Star Citizen turns out to be what Freelancer was originally promised to be

looking at the feature list, it does look like that is the aim

Unionhawk

BORED

Justin

@Unionhawk Yeah

Tetris

Lazers

1

Q: What's the benefit of moving levels?

I have a couple movers saved up and was thinking about using them to free up space in case I want to save some other VIPs. Does moving a level make any difference other than the elevator tip you get when you take someone there?

tiny-death-star

0

Q: How do I open a Link Portal?

I received a Streetpass for Kingdom Hearts 3D Dream Drop Distance and I can't seem to access the Link Portal. How do I?

kingdom-hearts-3d

Justin

Studied for pretty much the whole day, I have a lot of time to kill now.

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