The Bridge

GnomeSlice

8:00 PM

/sarcasm

kalina

@winterswift ultimately though, he's just trying to avoid doing work so he can blame it on me

GnomeSlice

What, no

winterswift

@kalina I'm sure that'll be a good excuse when he doesn't have anything done.

GnomeSlice

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kalina

at the end of the day though, this last 90 minutes of me spamming him has resulted in him behaving like a normal human being, with no swearing every other word, no spamming of random links in chat, and him generally being a nice person

which is strange, because my intention was to accelerate his normal behaviour and get him chat banned

GnomeSlice

8:01 PM

@kalina I'm always a nice person, I'm just not great at acting like it.

winterswift

@kalina Only because he thinks you want to get in his pants.

GnomeSlice

@kalina ಠ_ಠ

@winterswift ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)

kalina

@winterswift he doesn't understand me very well then, I never make the first move

GnomeSlice

@winterswift For starters, she lives in Europe.

winterswift

@kalina No worries, his penis already did.

kalina

8:02 PM

hey now let's not start openly discussing this

we prefer to stick to innuendos and euphemisms unless you're @mana

GnomeSlice

@winterswift ...Excuse me?

SaintWacko

I think someone may have just started asking "How do I beat this level?" questions for all the levels of a game

kalina

@SaintWacko it's not too bad with only two questions

SaintWacko

@kalina Yeah, just something to keep an eye on

GnomeSlice

@Mana's favourite song

SaintWacko

8:03 PM

@GnomeSlice Might want to un-onebox that

kalina

@GnomeSlice even though you're linking something in relation to a mod, if I flag this, you will probably get banned before anybody realises

Ender

@gnomeslice that canada pic is hilarious

GnomeSlice

@Ender It is.

Even if you're Canadian!

@kalina Probably.

I've been suspended for 'Shut up' before.

Ender

lmfao @ betcha didnt know we had so much oil

kalina

@GnomeSlice flagged

GnomeSlice

8:06 PM

@kalina You lie, I have 10k network rep.

@Ender Star it?

kalina

@GnomeSlice asking for stars, flagged

GnomeSlice

@Ender I like "Sarah Palin's House"

kalina

@GnomeSlice I bet you do

GnomeSlice

> Protestors who protest everything

winterswift

@kalina Another person with whom @GnomeSlice thinks he has "sexual tension."

GnomeSlice

8:07 PM

@kalina Oh yeah? Well, you like long driveways!

kalina

@GnomeSlice not long driveways

Ender

!!BIG FOOT!!

GnomeSlice

See, now the image gets three stars, once someone else validates it.

I posted it in here earlier and it was ignored.

Ender

is long driveways an innuendo here?

kalina

@GnomeSlice I can undo that for you if you want

@Ender it is in @GnomeSlice's mind

GnomeSlice

8:08 PM

@Ender Ask @kalina

Ender

LOL

GnomeSlice

@kalina You're the one who starting talking about it as if it were!

kalina

@GnomeSlice negative, you just have a perverted mind

I am an angel, these things never ever cross my mind! ;)

GnomeSlice

1 hour ago, by GnomeSlice

@kalina You haven't seen my driveway; it usually takes longer than that.

1 hour ago, by kalina

@GnomeSlice I will never see your driveway either, stop even considering that.

1 hour ago, by kalina

@GnomeSlice it will never happen between you and I

I was talking about the thing outside that you drive on to get to my house.

SaintWacko

@kalina snrk

GnomeSlice

8:11 PM

@kalina My mistake.

Ender

'the thing' 'outside' 'you drive on' 'to get to my' 'house'

anything can be dirty if you WANT it to be

GnomeSlice

. . .

OrigamiRobot

Is it getting warm in here?

winterswift

@Origami Depends on your perspective.

Ender

So take off all your...

OrigamiRobot

8:14 PM

@winterswift First person.

SaintWacko

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GnomeSlice

@kalina I have a male mind. There is a difference.

kalina

I am so glad that during my very brief moment of weakness this morning when I was considering following suit and posting a picture of myself that I didn't.

OrigamiRobot

@GnomeSlice What are you implying?

FAE

@GnomeSlice Don't be sexist

GnomeSlice

8:17 PM

@badp Apparently Firefall is having a beta weekend at the end of the week.

kalina

@GnomeSlice flagged for sexism

GnomeSlice

@FAE It's not sexist if men and women are not identical.

Even animals know that.

Men are taller, for example (usually).

kalina

@GnomeSlice facedesk

GnomeSlice

@kalina What

FAE

@GnomeSlice You're implying that all males are perverts, which is categorically not true, and you know that.

kalina

8:18 PM

"Men are taller, except when they're not"

GnomeSlice

@FAE Yeah, it was a joke.

@kalina In general. There are tall women, and there are short men, but mostly it's the other way around.

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice Then you should have replied with "Sorry, I was just joking. Wasn't intended to be a factual statement."

GnomeSlice

I'm sorry, I thought it was obvious.

kalina

@GnomeSlice you will be sorry

@GnomeSlice have you finished your work yet?

@GnomeSlice are you focused?

@GnomeSlice how is your work getting on?

OrigamiRobot

@GnomeSlice With your track record, why would anyone think you were joking?

GnomeSlice

8:21 PM

Not very well, I was distracted by an email from my college.

@OrigamiRobot Because I'm always joking...

kalina

@GnomeSlice distracted? that's a poor excuse

GnomeSlice

@OrigamiRobot What 'track record'.

kalina

@GnomeSlice you have a long and distinguished 'track record'

GnomeSlice

Do you know what you guys make me feel like

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OrigamiRobot

@kalina I thought we were done with the innuendo?

kalina

8:22 PM

@OrigamiRobot I was following @GnomeSlice's formatting

GnomeSlice

Almost every time I get involved in a discussion, I feel like Blockhead.

kalina

It's not like I said:

winterswift

@kalina Are you positive there's no sexual tension?

GnomeSlice

And you guys are his conscience.

kalina

@GnomeSlice "How long is your 'drive'? ;)"

Fluttershy

8:22 PM

@OrigamiRobot Are there any stores in hostile zones?

GnomeSlice

@kalina I don't even have my license.

trololol

OrigamiRobot

@Fluttershy I don't know. You should ask.

kalina

@GnomeSlice you are still on 'V' plates?

poor you

OrigamiRobot

@kalina WINKY FACE ALERT

Fluttershy

@OrigamiRobot Why? So you can answer it then? <_<

kalina

8:23 PM

@OrigamiRobot WINKY FACE!

GnomeSlice

@kalina I was talking about a driver's license... but yes.

FAE

@OrigamiRobot Don't you mean "WONKY FACE ALERT"?

kalina

@GnomeSlice Your "drivers" license ;)

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy I Think I've encountered them in hostile zones. @Ender would probably know. Just ask a question on the site.

OrigamiRobot

@FAE ;/ <-- That is a wonky face

kalina

8:24 PM

hey everybody, @GnomeSlice still has his V plates

Ender

There ARE store in hostile zones

I know this for a fact

I encounter them reguarly

Oh, this is FTL?

stores*

Yeah, plenty.

What I'm trying to find out for sure is if these stores have jacked up prices, something I suspect, but havent proved yet.

GnomeSlice

8:25 PM

@kalina :/ Why

Blem

EA being EA

Ender

I swear sometimes I pay more for repairs and\or fuel than other times

GnomeSlice

@OrigamiRobot ¯(°_o)/¯

winterswift

@ender I don't think so, but sometimes they have access restrictions like defeating a ship I think.

kalina

@GnomeSlice because my mission tonight is to ensure you don't finish your work

OrigamiRobot

8:25 PM

@GnomeSlice That too

GnomeSlice

@kalina SMD

Y U DO DIS

Wipqozn

@Blem Yeah, we were all raging about this yesterday. Fuck EA basically.

FAE

@GnomeSlice I always find that emoticon amusing

GnomeSlice

I've been enabling you too.

ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

OrigamiRobot

@GnomeSlice RUDE

GnomeSlice

8:26 PM

ლ(ಥ益ಥლ)

Ender

I think the REAL question to ask here, is, "If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is around, does it make a sound?"

Lazers

0

Q: Where Is the Ring for "041 A Safe Hiding Place"?

Where can I find the ring in order to complete this quest? Is it in a random sparkling white jar or one in particular? Is it a different type of jar altogether?

ni-no-kuni-white-witch

0

Q: Where Are the Children for "043 Hide and Seek"?

A mother in Ding Dang Dell is asking that I find her three missing sons. Where are each of them located?

ni-no-kuni-white-witch

0

Q: Are there any shops in hostile zones?

In FTL: Faster Than Light, each sector is labeled as either Civilian, [Species] Controlled, or Nebula. Each of these sectors has a corresponding color that determines whether or not they are Friendly, Hostile, or a Nebula. I've found shops in Friendly sectors, I've found shops in Nebulas. I can'...

ftl-faster-than-light

GnomeSlice

@OrigamiRobot So is trying to prevent me from finishing my work!

kalina

@GnomeSlice flagged

Fluttershy

@Lazers Yes! I got it in time!

GnomeSlice

8:26 PM

@Ender Yes. That is a dumb question.

OrigamiRobot

@GnomeSlice Two wrongs and all that jazz.

Ender

@gnomeslice how do you know, you werent there!

GnomeSlice

@Ender Why wouldn't it?

Ender

@Gnomeslice where do butterflies go when it rains?

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice You can just leave the room.

GnomeSlice

8:28 PM

Here are two songs that pretty accurately sum up how I feel most of the time. One, Two.

Wipqozn

Is this your youtube channel?

5

GnomeSlice

I thought this was relevant somehow when I started writing it, and now I can't remember how.

Oh well.

@Wipqozn No, that is a button to sign out of SE chat.

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice Damn.

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn Click it and watch what happens.

It doesn't sign you out immediately.

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice It's not supposed to. It makes you leave the room.

SaintWacko

8:30 PM

@Wipqozn Nice try

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn Not just by clicking the link.

StrixVaria

@Wipqozn bit.ly next time

badp

@StrixVaria It still asks for confirmation

GnomeSlice

@kalina Do you ever listen to KOAN Sound?

badp

Wipqozn

8:32 PM

@badp WEll, dang.

GnomeSlice

Oh whoa, I didn't realize there was an awesome animated music video for this

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kalina

@GnomeSlice no

GnomeSlice

^ KOAN Sound

Argh, why are my freaking tics so bad today.

FAE

@GnomeSlice Wow, that's a lotta bass, haha.

Raven Dreamer

@kalina You should sleep on @OrigamiRobot's couch. Once you brush off the magic cards, it's fine!

FAE

8:34 PM

@GnomeSlice Not enough sleep?

OrigamiRobot

See? My couch is @RavenDreamer approved.

kalina

nobody has even asked me if I want to go over to some random internet person's house and sleep on their couch

badp

It's kind of a given.

OrigamiRobot

@kalina You said you were going to destroy the place.

kalina

this pretence sounds like the start to a really bad horror movie

OrigamiRobot

8:36 PM

@kalina I did not murder @RavenDreamer.

Nor did he murder me.

Ullallulloo

@OrigamiRobot Needs more murder.

badp

@OrigamiRobot Why don't you ask us to congratulate you on this valiant effort

kalina

I am unhappy about the direction all of these conversations are going

Ullallulloo

@kalina Why? Everyone loves murder.

OrigamiRobot

@badp Because I am not @GnomeSlice

badp

8:39 PM

@OrigamiRobot Pity. We had cake and champagne

bins cake and champagne

OrigamiRobot

@kalina But I can show you my pokemans.

kalina

@GnomeSlice koansound.com/releases/andain-promises-koan-sound-remix

take a listen to that

followed by this:

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Ender

Has anyone here EVER beaten FTL on Normal with the Kestral Layout 1?

winterswift

@ender Almost me. :(

kalina

@Ender yes

but I cheated

so no

Ender

8:43 PM

It's freakin HARD

winterswift

@ender I got to the final sector before being torn apart by the boss stuff.

kalina

It's really easy with 9999 scrap

winterswift

@kalina -__________-

Ender

@winter still havent managed to get past sector 6

@winter I'm gettin there more an more often tho, so I suppose I'm making progress.

winterswift

@ender I haven't in a while either, but that's because I've been Torus-perimenting

Ender

8:44 PM

@winter the annoying thing, is looking at the other ships, I'm fairly sure I could do it with them.

but I wanna do it with the KESTRAL

winterswift

@ender The Torus is pretty difficult IMO, but that's only because it's hard to find good drones.

GnomeSlice

@kalina Both are pretty good.

winterswift

That, or I just suck at this game.

kalina

@GnomeSlice myon & shane is better though

GnomeSlice

@kalina Yeah, the KS remix is really... tranquil.

Ender

8:45 PM

I find drones work best (ive experimented with them on the Kestral too) if you dont multi-task them

GnomeSlice

@kalina soundcloud.com/koan-sound/reso-axion-koan-sound-remix

IcySlurpee

The RNG in FTL just plain hates me.

Ender

Concentrate ur drones entirely on either offense or defense, and then supplement them with whatever else u need on ur ship

kalina

see I thought it was chillout, I'd say the myon & shane mix is tranquil

but then I usually listen to much faster + harder music

9999 scrap!

Ender

Strictly defense drones are AMAZINGLY strong.

@kalina cheatings for cheaters.

kalina

8:46 PM

@Ender I only cheat once I get bored of the game

SaintWacko

@IcySlurpee That's how RNGs work

OrigamiRobot

@Ender Strictly offense is also amazing

GnomeSlice

@FAE This is a lotta bass.

OrigamiRobot

Every time I get the Drone Recovery Arm, I make it to the 3rd stage of the boss fight.

kalina

@GnomeSlice not the bassiest track I've heard

SaintWacko

8:47 PM

@kalina That's the best way to do it. I had a lot of fun making an impossibly powerful character with a character editor in D2 :D

GnomeSlice

@kalina Me neither, just picked one that I like.

FAE

@GnomeSlice I like this.

kalina

and once I get bored, the memory editing applications get loaded

@GnomeSlice prefer the second track over the first

StrixVaria

I remember once replacing every fallen with Andariel and then having duels.

GnomeSlice

@kalina There's some really great bass in this. It's not in-your-face though, you won't even notice it on shitty speakers.

kalina

8:49 PM

@GnomeSlice krksys.com/krk-studio-monitor-speakers/rokit/rokit-rp10-3.html

GnomeSlice

@kalina Excellent.

kalina

oh that's very low frequency bass

GnomeSlice

I need to upgrade my desk speakers to some real monitors. I have some good Yamaha computer speakers, which actually sound pretty good, but still.

@kalina Yeah.

I love it.

kalina

my neighbours must adore me

lol my desk is rattling -.-

Ender

@winter are you superstitious about what you name your crew\ship?

GnomeSlice

8:51 PM

@FAE You might like my Soundcloud favourites

winterswift

@ender Nope.

Ender

@winter I am, fiercly. lol

GnomeSlice

@FAE Also soundcloud.com/djjoman/patterns-of-infinity

@kalina There's some really low bass in this remix too.

FAE

@GnomeSlice Oh wow this is deep.

OrigamiRobot

@StrixVaria Lackey probably won't update before the official release of GTC

kalina

8:53 PM

@GnomeSlice low doesn't describe what is going on here

GnomeSlice

I can't even hear all of it on the cube subwoofer with these speakers.

FAE

@GnomeSlice I shall do so at some point when I'm not desperately trying to keep myself from faceplanting.

StrixVaria

@OrigamiRobot Meh.

GnomeSlice

@kalina Skip to about 1:20

kalina

the low notes in this are rattling my windows as well as my desk

@GnomeSlice I started at 1:20

you said bass, I ignored the rest of the track

OrigamiRobot

8:54 PM

@StrixVaria So much for practice...

GnomeSlice

@kalina Thought you might. ;)

StrixVaria

@OrigamiRobot I can't bring myself to care about anything today since I'm sick.

GnomeSlice

I can't even hear the lowest notes on these speakers.

OrigamiRobot

@StrixVaria Man up!

StrixVaria

Meh.

kalina

8:55 PM

@GnomeSlice if you managed to reproduce all of those lows on a club sound system without any drop off people would lose their lunches

SaintWacko

@GnomeSlice Oh, wow. I like this

GnomeSlice

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Another great one, can't remember if there's any obnoxiously low bass in it though.

SaintWacko

I can't wait to get home and listen on my speakers instead of my earbuds

FAE

@GnomeSlice Jesus, this feels like it's like... rumbling my earbones.

GnomeSlice

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kalina

8:57 PM

@GnomeSlice I feel youtube is damaging this track

FAE

I will have to listen to this loudly sometime during the day so I don't piss off my neighbors. Still decent on my headphones though.

SaintWacko

@FAE This is beautiful

GnomeSlice

@kalina Sounds fine to me, so whatever you're hearing, it's probably supposed to do that.

SaintWacko

@kalina I stopped listening to the first one and am downloading it instead

kalina

don't pirate music :(

OrigamiRobot

8:58 PM

@kalina You're not my real dad!

kalina

pirate anything else, just not music

ever

Ender

Pirate Music Rocks

PoTC FTW!

gets me amped every time

Especially when I'm boarding enemy ships

GnomeSlice

@Ender Dragon Pirates!

Lazers

0

Q: Can crew members start with experience?

I noticed in that shops, potential crew members' experience bars are shown, but I have only seen them empty. Can crew members in shops start with some amount of experience? What about crew you get elsewhere?

ftl-faster-than-light

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Q: Modding Terraria myself?

How do I convert all of the image files to .PNG's, and once I do have them in an editable form, how do I get them to be used by the game client? Is there something I will have to download to do this?

mods terraria

winterswift

@Lazers Ooh, Terraria.

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