The Periodic Table

santiago

01:00

Read my profile before you assume anything about my avatar

Nicolau Saker Neto

01:18

Too late, I assumed, but I assumed correctly

santiago

LOL - good answer!

Nicolau Saker Neto

Hah they did change the logo, that's neat

santiago

it is pretty cool I thought, Joel's response was pretty good too

Nicolau Saker Neto

It's pretty touching

Today is a day of celebration, for sure

santiago

Absolutely, even though it is a US based law change, it is something great for the world to celebrate

I am reminded of youtube.com/watch?v=PnDgZuGIhHs&;

Nicolau Saker Neto

01:26

Hah neat

santiago

The take away message there is "Love has no labels" - very touching, a friend of mine was there when they filmed that

Nicolau Saker Neto

Hehe

santiago

it is a day for celebration!

santiago

05:27

@M.A.Ramezani!

M.A.Ramezani

06:50

@santiago I assumed, but I assumed correctly.

You wanted to look like multi-flavor ice cream.

I can totally respect that.

Hullo @Stan!

Stan Shunpike

sup Chem SE?

M.A.Ramezani

Long time no see!

Stan Shunpike

Yeah! How are you?

M.A.Ramezani

Thanks, I'm rather fine, and drowsy. You?

Stan Shunpike

Same. But very happy. I'm working my way up to my hundreth song. Finished #85 tonight.

And taught my sister how to do stochiomery with matrices

M.A.Ramezani

06:54

Wooo! Go for it!

Stan Shunpike

She's about to start Chem

M.A.Ramezani

@StanShunpike Oh, balancing the reaction and stuff?

Stan Shunpike

Yeah and I used to do it the hard way

santiago

Hi!

Stan Shunpike

Like by guessing

santiago

06:54

@M.A.Ramezani you figured it out!

M.A.Ramezani

Hullo @San!

Stan Shunpike

@santiago why so colorful?

that's a cool profile pic

santiago

celebrating the decision made by the US

M.A.Ramezani

On the more serious side, @san, my teachings never allow me to accept them. But I respect your happiness.

santiago

look on my profile

When I used to be religious, I would have been a bit dubious

but meh

I believe in to each his/her own - no one can dictate happiness

M.A.Ramezani

07:02

I don't think that's dictating.

You shape your thoughts.

Our Quran says

santiago

religion doesn't dictate, people do

M.A.Ramezani

> لا اکراه فی الدین

Meaning there's no compulsion in religion.

santiago

I am Atheist, so I follow no religious doctrine

M.A.Ramezani

Let's fight!

santiago

lol

M.A.Ramezani

07:04

Reloads gun

santiago

with rubber chickens or handbags?

M.A.Ramezani

Turns on chainsaw

Readies nail clippers

santiago

3 acts of cowardly terrorism in 24 hours (Tunisia, Kuwait and France)

M.A.Ramezani

Yes, I heard.

Beliefs are a powerful tool to make idiots do what you say.

santiago

Those extremists are cowardly barbarians - they claim to follow Islam, but their actions defile Islam and humanity.

M.A.Ramezani

07:07

They do think they're following the real Islam.

It's complicated.

santiago

Just like the one who attacked a coffee shop in Sydney - he failed to make us 'scared' and failed to divide the community here anymore than usual

M.A.Ramezani

You see @san, The Great Britain and subsequently the US found out how strong a psychological weapon one's religion can be.

santiago

true, Australia is a bit different

M.A.Ramezani

So, they introduced Bahaism as a sect of Shiaa and Wahabism as a sect of sunnah.

Now, I can tell you 99% of the IS jerks are Wahabis.

And that's simple to deduce, since the damn extremists believe you must kill everyone that's not wahabi.

They consider Muslims from every other sects "out of religion".

See?

A very strong weapon.

santiago

but will be their downfall

M.A.Ramezani

07:13

So, the result is a "Muslim" kills a "Muslim", just like they will kill every other innocent people from different religions.

santiago

They are not Muslim, they are barbarians

M.A.Ramezani

Yes.

There is a rule in Islam to kill "out-of-religion" people, and it's mentioned in holy Quran.

santiago

just like the coward who murdered the 9 in a Church in the US, supposedly a Christian - he is not, he is a barbarian

M.A.Ramezani

But it explicitly states that'll happen when they've attacked you.

santiago

I used to be very much fundamentalist Christian

I am now "deconverted" and refuse to follow any religion

M.A.Ramezani

07:17

Why did you change your mind? Because unicorns?

santiago

nope - hypocrisy

M.A.Ramezani

Nice ion.

$diffracteD$

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hey fellas...

M.A.Ramezani

Hullo!

santiago

yo!

$diffracteD$

diffracteD

07:19

who's enjoying d weekend... !!

santiago

every weekend is great

M.A.Ramezani

The weekend's over here.

$diffracteD$

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y !? I thought you are from Iran... Sat is not a weekend there !? @M.A.Ramezani

M.A.Ramezani

Yes, it's not. Fridays are.

$diffracteD$

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and sunday !?

M.A.Ramezani

07:23

No, just Fridays.

santiago

and @M.A.Ramezani-day?

M.A.Ramezani

That special day is so special it's not off.

santiago

lol

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cheers to @M.A.Ramezani-day then..

santiago

we all should have a @M.A.Ramezani-day

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diffracteD

07:26

oh I agreee... @santiago

M.A.Ramezani

How about December 26th?

Yes, I just exposed my birth date.

Wait, I haven't.

How would you know, which century it is?

santiago

that's Boxing Day

$diffracteD$

diffracteD

haha...

M.A.Ramezani

Oh?

santiago

the day we put @M.A.Ramezani into a box

M.A.Ramezani

07:28

. . . of shame?

$diffracteD$

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or shamelessness ?

your call ...

santiago

of kittens

$diffracteD$

diffracteD

owww... meaow !!

M.A.Ramezani

@Wildcat?

santiago

lol

santiago

07:43

omg how pathetic meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/297972/…

M.A.Ramezani

I agree; suppression of religion is pathetic.

lol jk this is my fake account. i am just waiting to see how long it takes to get myself banned. I am pro-gay too ^_^ — he_man 36 secs ago

Now that is pathetic.

Pretending to be what you're not, to believing what you don't, only to get people around you, or gain passion, is pathetic.

santiago

i agree wholeheartedly

Thank Zeus that idiot thread has been nuked

see, this is good, @M.A.Ramezani - we disagree on this issue, but have 100% respect for eachother's viewpoint

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No single thing abides; but all things flow
Fragment to fragment clings -- the things thus grow

M.A.Ramezani

I don't have respect. MWAHHAHAHHAHAHA!

@diffracteD Why is that a code?

$diffracteD$

diffracteD

07:58

... Until we know them and name them, By degrees
They melt, and are no more the things we know.
----- Lucretius, De Return Natura

M.A.Ramezani

Is that Greek?

$diffracteD$

diffracteD

@M.A.Ramezani I found it in a book of "chemical bonds" of 1963.

M.A.Ramezani

Oh, my!

$diffracteD$

diffracteD

it says written by a french philosopher.

M.A.Ramezani

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!

$diffracteD$

diffracteD

08:01

haha..

M.A.Ramezani

Chemists now like philosophers!

Run! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

$diffracteD$

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surprisingly have you noticed !? @M.A.Ramezani This poem dictates the the very assumption of Quantum Theory.

M.A.Ramezani

I smell a rat.

$diffracteD$

diffracteD

oh dear..
where's the cat !

M.A.Ramezani

You're Garfield! You're a cat!

Get him!

$diffracteD$

diffracteD

08:04

"i don't do the chasing thing" -- Garfield

"besides if you wait long enough things comes to you" -- Garfield

M.A.Ramezani

Why you

$diffracteD$

diffracteD

it's the dialogue from the movie Garfield..

santiago

08:37

am keeping away from Stack Overflow

santiago

08:50

ah my avatar says it all

M.A.Ramezani

09:13

@santiago I wonder what happened.

Hullo @Hipp!

Hippalectryon

:D

M.A.Ramezani

@santiago C'mon, spit it out. What happened?

santiago

just the usual intolerance

M.A.Ramezani

Like my version of intolerance?

santiago

09:29

no, I mean mean intolerance (name calling etc)

M.A.Ramezani

Oh?

Give me the link!

santiago

gone now

M.A.Ramezani

Was it about the celebration?

santiago

yup

M.A.Ramezani

Dammit! Missed the drama. Again.

santiago

09:31

a lot of people are getting upset and sulky about the multicolour stackoverflow symbol

i need to get an upvote somewhere

M.A.Ramezani

I'm writing an answer.

santiago

omg

M.A.Ramezani

OMG OMG! I just wrote it!

santiago

omg I just upvoted it

M.A.Ramezani

OMG

I demand to see @Martin and @Lord. Where are they?

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diffracteD

10:39

seen @LordStryker a long ago...

M.A.Ramezani

10:51

Yes.

And specially he could help you with DFT stuff.

Oh! Look who's here!

Hullo @Orthocresol!

Hmm$\ldots$ Now that makes three molecules in chat.

PH13

11:08

hi

M.A.Ramezani

11:24

Hullo!

Hullo to you too @Waffle!

That was a nice game. BRA 3 - AUS 1.

PH13

which sport?

M.A.Ramezani

Volleyball world league.

PH13

what made it nice?

M.A.Ramezani

The Australian part fought bravely.

This is volleyball man!

PH13

I don't like ball sports very much

M.A.Ramezani

11:32

Why?

PH13

why should I look after a few people running after a ball?

M.A.Ramezani

No one runs after a ball in volleyball.

PH13

they don't stay the whole time at a fixed spot, don't they?

M.A.Ramezani

They don't. So?

You're missing the point.

PH13

what is the point?

M.A.Ramezani

11:36

With almost the same logic, I can tell you no sports are beneficial.

PH13

that's not true. doing sports is beneficial because you work with your body and watching it may be benefial as it could bring you fun

M.A.Ramezani

Humans give colors to the sport they're doing.

What is the psychological point of a competition?

Running around wasn't fun enough.

So, they throw a ball there, so you could run after it.

Of course, I myself don't like football/soccer. And I'm not a human. I'm a molecule.

PH13

xD

10 yrs ago I was into sprinting 60, 100 and 200 m because that's all my stamina made me doing ;) I liked doing it and today I like to watch it occasionally in tv. I guess one of the main points is that it is over in short time and I can continue to do what I like more

M.A.Ramezani

Oh I see. You don't like the staleness of football.

That is one of the reasons I don't like football either.

PH13

as football is THE main sport here in germany you have absolutely no chance of not getting nerved by it on a daily basis. the only way would be to stay in your appartment 24/7 watching no tv ... that's a bonus on why I don't like football ;)

M.A.Ramezani

11:50

But trust me, volleyball is different.

Have you ever seen a volleyball game?

PH13

nope ... what makes them different=

M.A.Ramezani

The excitement.

Volleyball is the game of second. Heck, milliseconds.

PH13

Sometimes I see in the news a little bit of handball ... that seems to be fast and interesting too

M.A.Ramezani

That's an interesting game too.

santiago

definitely got to ignore SO meta

M.A.Ramezani

11:54

Speed up football 10 times more, with some cool moves and stretches, and you get handball.

Speed up football 100 times more, with a lot of cool moves and stretches and aces and blocks and spikes, and you get volleyball.

PH13

@santiago SO?

M.A.Ramezani

@santiago Sheesh. No one makes you visit there.

@PH13 StackOverflow.

PH13

ok

santiago

some of the bigotry is like a train wreck... can't look away... but I have looked away

and walk away with my views still intact and reaffirmed by some of the comments/posts there - the christian based one was the last straw.... reaffirmed my Atheism too

now i need to answer a question to feel human again

M.A.Ramezani

Link!

santiago

11:58

you want me to go back into it again?

M.A.Ramezani

غثس.

Oh wait, I forgot to switch languages.

santiago

the link in my profile, the justifiably lowest voted (-80) answer, and the final comment

$diffracteD$

diffracteD

?

santiago

from a so called 'christian'

M.A.Ramezani

What a drama!!!!!!

I dunno why you wanna step away though.

santiago

12:07

from experience - it serves no purpose and those types of bigots are not worth any time

M.A.Ramezani

Good, so it isn't any ragequits or what.

santiago

there is one post from a 55K threatening to leave due to it... I say - good riddance to it

M.A.Ramezani

Ragequits happen all the time in SO.

santiago

I care not anymore - I am not goign to change their minds (nor want to), and they have no chance of changing mine - and I don't find debates like that in any way fun or purposeful

M.A.Ramezani

Mainly because the people there haven't met a nice guy like me.

santiago

12:10

of course!

M.A.Ramezani

@santiago Yeah, but you gotta agree; this single meta question raised the corn agricultural funds by 355%.

santiago

lol

M.A.Ramezani

Hmm$\ldots$ All of this results in my saying so what?

santiago

best answer ever

M.A.Ramezani

Some guys in some country were allowed to do what they weren't allowed to do before, and a site I'm not even participating in makes their logo colorful. Why in the world should I care?

santiago

12:15

lol - that;s a good way of putting it

i need to kick a homework vampire around

M.A.Ramezani

Link!

santiago

no no, I need one to turn up so I can kick around

M.A.Ramezani

Ahan. You can try me instead.

Hi, I am Rajarooja from Conglumeria.

iF THERE'S SOLUTIN OF HCL PH = 25, WHAT IS THE PkA FOR H2NO4?

PH13

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santiago

watermelons, you homework harpie!

M.A.Ramezani

12:19

i HAZ TAKEN NO SCIEENCE CLASES. PLZZZZZ HALP URGENNNNNNNNNNNNNT.

Tanx Bai.

santiago

good, fail

M.A.Ramezani

I Want to insult that dumb fu cked @santiago. How do you send personal messages?

PH13

HALP i need somebody HALP not just anybody HALP you now i need someone ...

santiago

@M.A.Ramezani bring it onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

M.A.Ramezani

$$\Huge{\mathrm{\color{red}{HALP!!!1!1}}}$$

santiago

12:21

in all seriousness, I believe homework vampires be buried in downvotes with impunity

M.A.Ramezani

Some of them deserve to be downvoted into oblivion.

Some of them don't.

Because I said so.

PH13

@M.A.Ramezani does that latex stuff work for you here or are you just typing it because everyone would understand how it would look like?

M.A.Ramezani

It works like a charm.

santiago

creepy

M.A.Ramezani

What? Who? When?

santiago

12:25

mystery

PH13

M.A.Ramezani

So why don't you turn it on?

PH13

I did not know that there was this option somewhere

M.A.Ramezani

@PH13 Try meta.chemistry.stackexchange.com/q/89/7448

PH13

it was like this since I was first in this room and I thought it has to be like this

M.A.Ramezani

12:28

@PH13 It does.

Unless you manually turn $\LaTeX$ on, it's not on by default.

Tell me, are you on Chrome?

PH13

firefox

M.A.Ramezani

OK, make a new bookmark.

Name: ChatJax.

santiago

homework vampire!

M.A.Ramezani

And the supposed URL for it will be the code @Martin has in his answer.

@santiago Yeah I saw it.

santiago

SLAMMED

M.A.Ramezani

12:33

@santiago You might give it a more robotic tone, cuz that's the trending nowadays. Try something like cough - clears voice:

ALERT - ALERT - HOME.WORK VAMPIRE. DEPLOYED

santiago

need a button for that

M.A.Ramezani

<kbd>Here's a button</kbd>

PH13

@M.A.Ramezani now it works ... thx

M.A.Ramezani

Screw that. $\fbox{Here's a button}$

@PH13 $\heartsuit$

santiago

how to get that chat jax working in chrome...

PH13

12:38

downvoting costs my reputation, doesn't it?

M.A.Ramezani

@santiago Make a bookmark.

Look at my screenie up there,

@PH13 It does.

But it doesn't show, unless you gain something.

WOOO look at my rep! 5333!

santiago

IT WORKS

$\dots$

hehehehe

M.A.Ramezani

Thumbs up

PH13

how can you have 5333 if your chemistry.se shows somewhat around 3k? is it camobined over all se-sites?

M.A.Ramezani

@PH13 It's all of the SEs where I have more than 200 rep.

That's like, Area51 and meta.SE's reps too.

Hmm$\ldots$

PH13

12:42

@M.A.Ramezani i see

santiago

$$\Huge{\mathrm{\color{red}{@M.A.Ramezani}}}$$

M.A.Ramezani

Hail before my name.

santiago

no

I will hail from the side

M.A.Ramezani

$$\ce{N2O4 ->[\Delta] 2NO2}$$

Oh cool. It has mhchem turned on.

Thank you stars$\ldots$ I mean @Martin

santiago

i can see the '\ce'

M.A.Ramezani

12:45

Do \require{mhchem}.

santiago

where?

\require{mhchem}

M.A.Ramezani

Write the code. And press enter.

Try with dollars.

santiago

$\require{mhchem}$

did

M.A.Ramezani

Did it work?

Yay!

santiago

I can still see the \ce

hold on ...

M.A.Ramezani

12:47

Dammit!

santiago

$\ce{H2O}$

IT WORKS

M.A.Ramezani

Yay!

Hmm$\ldots$ Let me see: $\ce{->[Haha][Hehe]}$.

santiago

$\frac{OMG}{OMG}$

M.A.Ramezani

$\ldots \vdots \cdots \ddots$

santiago

$$\ce{HI}$$

M.A.Ramezani

12:55

OK, I think the mature level of our chat just reduced by a factor of ten.

3

PH13

i thought something similar :D

santiago

$maturity^{[email protected]}$

holy odd socks, it worked!

M.A.Ramezani

Oh, that's the M.A. constant.

@santiago And it summoned me.

santiago

LOL

PH13

13:11

have you ever answered one of your own questions?

M.A.Ramezani

Yes.

PH13

directly or after a short amount of thinking time including answers and comments from others?

M.A.Ramezani

Directly.

I thought it might be good for it to be in the site.

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Q: Why is it obligatory to cool down the container of a sample to measure its mass in a lab?

We were doing an experiment about hydrated crystals and more precisely how to determine $n$ in $\ce{CuSO4.nH2O}$. After we heated the crucible we were to cool it down using a Desiccator. Then this question came to my mind: Why must we cool it down? By doing researches in the Net I were only able ...

PH13

ok

M.A.Ramezani

13:42

Hullo @Jan!

How is it going today?

You took a two week off the lab huh?

santiago

$$\ce{@M.A.Ramezani}$$

M.A.Ramezani

What?

santiago

just testing

PH13

everytime when I see your M.A. I have to think of "Master of Arts"

M.A.Ramezani

That's an underestimation.

On the way to success

13:49

@M.A.Ramezani:HEY

M.A.Ramezani

Hullo!

santiago

Helium yttride

On the way to success

Are u busy right nw

M.A.Ramezani

No, not that much.

On the way to success

@M.A.Ramezani: do you know physics stuffs

Any guys here know physics stuffs?

M.A.Ramezani

13:50

@santiago for the love of$\ldots$ Change your avatar already! Reminds me of ISIS.

@Onthewaytosuccess Throw the questions.

PH13

@Onthewaytosuccess depends on the physics stuff

Wildcat

Meow! =^.^=

M.A.Ramezani

We'll handle.

@Wildcat Meow!

Wildcat

@M.A.Ramezani, yea! Throw it! :D

santiago

@M.A.Ramezani wha????

Wildcat

13:51

THROW IT ON US!

On the way to success

plz wait

I have to uolaod it

M.A.Ramezani

Ah man! 3 reps to close votes.

My plans for flags went away.

It's interesting how this answer got so many upvotes though. I wonder why.

On the way to success

give me 1 min

Wildcat

@M.A.Ramezani, which one?

@Onthewaytosuccess, I give you 2! :D

M.A.Ramezani

The answer I wrote on the main site.

On the way to success

13:54

okay i'll get 2.00.00 min

M.A.Ramezani

GIVE ME THE QUESTIONS ALREADY!

On the way to success

ohi

this is the one

M.A.Ramezani

That looks scary.

On the way to success

About electromagnetism

Don't get scared

Wildcat

I hate electromagnetism. Never understood it. =-.-=

M.A.Ramezani

13:56

Me too.

I'm Googling to find out the answer.

On the way to success

@Wildcat: What is ur porfession

Wildcat

@M.A.Ramezani, but what if Google also hates electromagnetism? :D

On the way to success

@Wildcat:

Wildcat

@Onthewaytosuccess, I'm (surprisingly) a chemist.

M.A.Ramezani

@Onthewaytosuccess Cattic chemistry.

On the way to success

13:58

Wildcat

@M.A.Ramezani, wild chemistry.

M.A.Ramezani

Yep. That's still a nice selfie.

On the way to success

ya exactly

M.A.Ramezani

@Wildcat Wildocattic chemistry?

On the way to success

It looks really nice @Wildcat

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