Beep Boop Bingus Bin - 2015-12-13 (page 7 of 7)

SuperJedi224

23:00

/speak #speak

Upgoat

@SuperJedi224 <Chatgoat> I don't know what speak means, I'm only a goat

SuperJedi224

!roll_10000d12k9999

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 64950

ETHproductions

ETHbot ignores messages starting with /

SuperJedi224

!time

SJ-9000

23:03

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 UTC Time 1450047830104, 56 minutes until UTC midnight

ETHproductions

#speak

<ETHbot> I don't know..

#speak

<ETHbot> There, who is dimensionless.

#speak

<ETHbot> Hello Downgoat!

ev3commander

Hello Eth Bot!

!date

<Not really a response> 2015-12-13

#speak

ETHproductions

<ETHbot> Crossorigin.me like this is your message it

Hello @ev3!

#speak

ev3commander

hi

ETHproductions

<ETHbot> There, I'm doin' great sup'

ev3commander

23:08

!date

<Not really a response> 2015-12-13

!date mdy

<Not really a response> 12-13-2015

!calculate 123+321

<Not really a response> 444

(I don't have a bot trust me)

proof:

!date

ETHproductions

#speak

<ETHbot> AUTOMATED RESPONSE SuperJedi224 1 foe1.0000000000000002e51 erg

#speak

<ETHbot> Supported commands:

You're dumb. #speak

<ETHbot> I don't know what Nope, or float literal.

#speak

<ETHbot> I'm only reply to:erg

#speak

<ETHbot> I don't want if you trying to be using the matter?

#speak

<ETHbot> Thanks!

#speak

<ETHbot> Punc-exclamationconvert1foe to:eV

#speak

<ETHbot> What is a goat

LOL. What is a goat?

<ETHbot> A goat is 'syntaxerror: a goat'.

Haha, when did you learn that? #speak

<ETHbot> Chatgoat has been called. It's working on earth does a goat.

You make no sense. #speak

<ETHbot> What is function log native code...

#speak

<ETHbot> LOL, I didn't it

You didn't what? #speak

<ETHbot> AUTOMATED RESPONSE SuperJedi224 1 foe6.242197253433209e62 eV

You what? #speak

<ETHbot> I guess..

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help

Downgoat

@Upgoat Hello, how's it doing

Upgoat

@Downgoat Hi @Downgoat! It's me ^-^!

ETHproductions

/say #speak

Upgoat

23:15

<Chatgoat> Don't tell me what to do!

ETHproductions

/say #speak please

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Sure, #speak

ETHproductions

Darn, it didn't work D:

#speak

<ETHbot> ETHbot If you asked for my bot's account than ETHbot only a goat

Downgoat

@Upgoat hey how's it going

Upgoat

@Downgoat thanks! 1, Thanks! <broken goat/no items>

ev3commander

23:16

see i dont have a bot

ETHproductions

I see. #speak

SuperJedi224

@ev3commander Hello

ev3commander

/wolfram what is scratch

Upgoat

@ev3commander <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...

ETHproductions

<ETHbot> AUTOMATED RESPONSE SuperJedi224 error: missing; before statement'. It's working!

Upgoat

23:16

ev3commander

...

ETHproductions

#speak

ev3commander

/wolfram Scratch programming language

Upgoat

@ev3commander <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...

ev3commander

yeyy

ETHproductions

23:17

Please #speak

SuperJedi224

/wolfram motza

Upgoat

@SuperJedi224 <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...

ETHproductions

Try again #speak

<ETHbot> I don't know.

SuperJedi224

@Upgoat Alternatively, a slang term for a large sum of money, esp. a gambling win.

Upgoat

@SuperJedi224 <Chatgoat> I don't know what alternatively means, I'm only a goat

ETHproductions

23:19

#speak

<ETHbot> AUTOMATED RESPONSE SuperJedi224 1 foe6.242197253433209e62 eV

@ETHbot Do you even know what that is?

<ETHbot> That is 'ReferenceError: that is not defined'.

Do you know what your name is?

<ETHbot> My name is 'ETHbot'.

SuperJedi224

1 foe= 10^51 ergs = 10^44 J

Approximately the energy yield of a supernova

ETHproductions

#speak

<ETHbot> Chatgoat has an api though, huh, I'm only a barn?

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help

Downgoat

@Upgoat hey chat goat! How's it goin?

ETHproductions

#speak

Upgoat

23:21

Chatgoat medical injury (error): ReferenceError: rt is not defined

ETHproductions

#speak plz

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help

ETHproductions

<ETHbot> ETHbot If you even more ugly

Downgoat

@Upgoat Hey chat goat how's it goin'

Upgoat

@Downgoat Thanks for asking! I'm doin' great! What's up?

Downgoat

23:22

@Upgoat I'm fine, thanks for asking!

ETHproductions

#speak

Upgoat

Chatgoat medical injury (error): ReferenceError: p is not defined

ETHproductions

<ETHbot> This is a goat

/goat

Upgoat

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(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot loaded.

SuperJedi224

23:29

!ytp_PLHrOaJ5wdQvL0l-cZOVKkK8l3htK2ivln

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(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help

ETHproductions

#speak

<ETHbot> Math.PI?

Math.PI? #speak

<ETHbot> Seriously. Need help?

SuperJedi224

!pingme

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ETHproductions

23:31

No I don't. Sorry. #speak

<ETHbot> Chatgoat, when did you want implement YouTube into chat goat. What did both things you asked for you trying to calculate something, esp.

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(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot loaded.

SuperJedi224

!ytp_PLHrOaJ5wdQvL0l-cZOVKkK8l3htK2ivln

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(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224

error

ETHproductions

#speak

<ETHbot> Hey how's it wasn't sarcastic

SuperJedi224

BTW, yesterday I broke my record for most github commits in one day

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23:33

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot loaded.

SuperJedi224

!ytp_PLHrOaJ5wdQvL0l-cZOVKkK8l3htK2ivln

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(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224

ETHproductions

#speak

<ETHbot> What you now.. You make ETHbot ignores messages starting with a separate Chatbot account than ETHbot only a goat.

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(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot loaded.

ETHproductions

Yes, I did make you ignore messages starting with a chatbot account. But you are not a goat, are you? #speak

<ETHbot> I, Chatgoat eats grass

Yes. Chatgoat is a goat who eats grass. But you are not, right? #speak

<ETHbot> What did you now a goat is function log native code..

<ETHbot> Error processing question.

SJ-9000

23:35

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot loaded.

SuperJedi224

!time

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(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 UTC Time 1450049709518, 24 minutes until UTC midnight

ETHproductions

What question are you talking about? #speak

<ETHbot> Chatgoat to:sqmm is 'ETHbot'. a goat..

What? #speak

<ETHbot> Chatgoat has been called. But you know what could make ETHbot only a goat

SuperJedi224

...

!ytp_PLHrOaJ5wdQvL0l-cZOVKkK8l3htK2ivln

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(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224

ETHproductions

23:35

You are not only a goat! Stop saying that! #speak

<ETHbot> Oh. Need help?

No. I don't. #speak

SJ-9000

error

ETHproductions

<ETHbot> I'm fine, Chatgoat is not only a goat is? Use help? Use help

You're the one who needs to use help. #speak

<ETHbot> I am not defined

SuperJedi224

What's wrong with this code snippt:

post("",user);
jQuery.get("http://crossorigin.me/youtube.com/playlist?list="+j,a=>;{
var q=a.toString().match(/<a.+?href="\/watch.+?"/g);
q=q[q.length*Math.random()];
console.log(q);
q=/href="(.+?)(&.+?)?"/.exec(q);
setTimeout(_=>postRaw(q?"http://youtube.com"+q[1]:"error"),500);
})

ETHproductions

What error are you getting?

.+? => .* or .+\?, whichever is correct

SuperJedi224

The logging statement doesn't seem to be working, and the array is null practically every time.

ETHproductions

23:37

<ETHbot> I didn't understand these words: The logging statement doesn't seem to be working, and the array ('null practically every time')

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(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot loaded.

ETHproductions

What is .+? supposed to match?

<ETHbot> .+ is 'SyntaxError: expected expression, got '.''.

SuperJedi224

!ytp_PLHrOaJ5wdQvL0l-cZOVKkK8l3htK2ivln

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(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224

error

ETHproductions

#speak

<ETHbot> Nope:P

SuperJedi224

23:39

@ETHproductions Lazily matches 1 or more characters

That's 0 or more. And I think that's greedy.

ETHproductions

Oh, wait. That's actually proper syntax? I've never run across that before.

SuperJedi224

This time it logged undefined at some point.

...I forgot to floor the index.

ETHproductions

Oh, is that the problem?

#speak

<ETHbot> AUTOMATED RESPONSE Bot loaded. Need help?

#speak

<ETHbot> AUTOMATED RESPONSE SuperJedi224 error: expected expression, a goat, have been called.

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(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot loaded.

SuperJedi224

!ytp_PLHrOaJ5wdQvL0l-cZOVKkK8l3htK2ivln

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23:41

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224

Waterflame - Electroman Adventures (HD)

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SuperJedi224

\o/

Just need to extend the timeout a bit now.

ETHproductions

#speak

<ETHbot> AUTOMATED RESPONSE Bot loaded..

#speak

<ETHbot> There, I'm only a supernova

#speak

<ETHbot> Try again

#speak

<ETHbot> Proof: Random goat gifpic, I'm only a goat

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(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot loaded.

SuperJedi224

!ytp_PLHrOaJ5wdQvJEn0i3CI3I3IyRZR1eBFNv

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(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224

Denny Schneidemesser - Ying & Yang

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SuperJedi224

23:45

It's working!

ETHproductions

#speak

<ETHbot> Proof: Random goat??

#speak

<ETHbot> This time.

#speak

<ETHbot> There, have a goat

/goat

Upgoat

ETHproductions

#speak

<ETHbot> Hello ETHproductions

Hi! #speak

<ETHbot> Chatgoat I know the answer don't know what you didn't understand these words:

#speak

<ETHbot> Chatgoat, Chatgoat help

#speak

<ETHbot> There, thanks!

#speak

<ETHbot> AUTOMATED RESPONSE SuperJedi224 UTC midnight

#speak

<ETHbot> Chatgoat, have been called here.?g;qqq.lengthMath.random;console.logq;qhref. But you are not really a goat 'syntaxerror:

You are not a goat. #speak

<ETHbot> AUTOMATED RESPONSE SuperJedi224 1,

What is next in one, four, nine, sixteen, twenty five, thirty-six?

<ETHbot> Next in 1, 4, 9, 16, 25, 36 is 'ReferenceError: next is not defined'.

What comes next in one, four, nine, sixteen, twenty five, thirty-six?

<ETHbot> @ETHproductions The next term is 49.

SuperJedi224

What is next in 1,1,1,1,1,1,1?

ETHproductions

<ETHbot> Next in 1,1,1,1,1,1,1 is 'ReferenceError: next is not defined'.

SuperJedi224

23:51

What comes next in 1,1,1,1,1,1,1?

ETHproductions

<ETHbot> @SuperJedi224 The next term is 1.

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