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Upgoat

21:00

/wolfram pi to 1000 digits

@Upgoat <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...

Downgoat

huh, it's too big

~~( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)~~

I guess I'll try to expand the Chatgoat's ability for conversations

/say

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called. Need help? Use /help

Downgoat

/help

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> /what is, /why is|are, /who is, /how * *: runs a wolfram alpha query. Usage: /what is 3+2
<Chatgoat> /wolfram: runs a wolfram alpha query
<Chatgoat> /help: shows help
<Chatgoat> /talk: talking animals
<Chatgoat> /gist: where does chatgoat come from? (source code)
<Chatgoat> /hi: chatgoat will say hi
<Chatgoat> /goat: Random goat gif/pic, what could possibly go wrong?
<Chatgoat> /carrot: ^
<Chatgoat> /kill: Kills chatgoat, why would you do this ;-;
<Chatgoat> /shutup: Shuts chatgoat up

Downgoat

/gist

Upgoat

21:14

@Downgoat <Chatgoat> I was born on this gist

Downgoat

woah, that still exists

/golf a very very very very very very very big piece of code

Upgoat

@Downgoat <Chatgoat> Ћ˙ƃҿǞ͠Ȝч is only 4 bytes in the UMG-66560 encoding.

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called. Need help? Use /help

ETHproductions

@Downgoat I'd like to do that too :)

#speak

<ETHbot> Pi to be 13589287802. Need help? Use help?

Downgoat

/golf a very very very very very very very big piece of code

Upgoat

@Downgoat <Chatgoat> ͥԞӝπȄ̱Ѽи՛̦̗ԹȰԀ is only 12 bytes in the AKJ-5329 encoding.

Downgoat

21:17

ah, that's more like it

ETHproductions

/golf a

Upgoat

@ETHproductions <Chatgoat> Ě is only 0 bytes in the FOC-654 encoding.

Downgoat

lol

/teach lol "lol, ikr"

Upgoat

@Downgoat <Chatgoat> I learned how to lol

Downgoat

/lol

Upgoat

21:19

@Downgoat lol, ikr

Downgoat

/teach is "uhhh, yes? If that's the wrong answer then no."

Upgoat

@Downgoat <Chatgoat> I learned how to is

ETHproductions

/golf

Upgoat

@ETHproductions <Chatgoat> Ʉ is only 1 bytes in the WYX-91146 encoding.

Downgoat

/teach are "beeehhh, I mean, hopefully? I think so? I don't know, I'm only a goat"

Upgoat

21:20

@Downgoat <Chatgoat> I learned how to are

ETHproductions

/golf abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789

Upgoat

@ETHproductions <Chatgoat> ̬Џԑʫ͚Ό is only 0 bytes in the WMS-750 encoding.

Downgoat

@Upgoat wth

Upgoat

@Downgoat <Chatgoat> Ikr.

ETHproductions

Only 0 bytes? O_o

Downgoat

21:20

I need to fix that...

ETHproductions

/golf Hello, World!

Upgoat

@ETHproductions <Chatgoat> ԰Јʟ is only 3 bytes in the TFN-940 encoding.

ETHproductions

/golf Hello, World! #speak

Upgoat

@ETHproductions <Chatgoat> ƂƔǭɄҴҒϥȺ˵՗ is only 1 bytes in the PYF-23 encoding.

Downgoat

/teach nice "thanks"

Upgoat

21:21

@Downgoat <Chatgoat> I learned how to nice

ETHproductions

wtf, firefox?

#speak

<ETHbot> Chatgoat has been called....

Downgoat

/teach good "thank you"

Upgoat

@Downgoat <Chatgoat> I learned how to good

ETHproductions

#teach is 0.

<ETHbot> I learned #is!

<ETHbot> Learned these words: #teach (0)

Upgoat

@ETHproductions IMPOSTER :O

ETHproductions

21:22

What is #teach?

<ETHbot> I learned #ERROR!

<ETHbot> #teach is 0.

Downgoat

/teach wow "I hope that wasn't sarcastic"

Upgoat

@Downgoat <Chatgoat> I learned how to wow

Downgoat

@Upgoat good job

Upgoat

@Downgoat thank you

ETHproductions

#teach add 1+1

<ETHbot> I learned #add!

#add

<ETHbot> 2

#teach add a+b

<ETHbot> I learned #add!

#add 3 4

<ETHbot> 34

Downgoat

21:23

/teach no P[1].toLowerCase()=="problem?":)":"D: <- hopefully appropriate response"

@Upgoat no problem

Upgoat

@Downgoat <Chatgoat> I don't know what no means, I'm only a goat

Downgoat

facepalm

ETHproductions

#teach add +a+ +b

<ETHbot> I learned #add!

Downgoat

/teach no P[1].toLowerCase()=="problem?":)":"no?! why not yes, or maybe no, I really don't know"

/no problem

ETHproductions

#add 3 4

Upgoat

21:25

@Downgoat <Chatgoat> I don't know what no means, I'm only a goat

ETHproductions

<ETHbot> 7

Downgoat

/what is 3 added to 39428093847012893471239429

Upgoat

@Downgoat <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...

Downgoat

@Upgoat thank you

Upgoat

@Downgoat <Chatgoat> I don't know what thank means, I'm only a goat

Downgoat

21:25

wha...

ETHproductions

/teach thanks "No problem"

Upgoat

@ETHproductions <Chatgoat> I learned how to thanks

ETHproductions

@Upgoat Thanks

Upgoat

@ETHproductions No problem

SuperJedi224

Hi

ETHproductions

21:26

#teach hi "Hello!"

<ETHbot> I learned #hi!

SuperJedi224

Just pushing a minor update to my bot and then I'll set it up.

ETHproductions

#hi

<ETHbot> Hello!

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot loaded.

ETHproductions

#hi

<ETHbot> Hello!

SuperJedi224

!convert_1mm to:furlong

SJ-9000

21:27

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 1mm=0.000004970969537898672furlong

ETHproductions

#speak

<ETHbot> Pi to lol lol lol

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called. Need help? Use /help

ETHproductions

#speak

<ETHbot> Wow

SuperJedi224

!convert_1rod to:in

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 1rod=197.99212598425197in

SuperJedi224

21:28

I think that's supposed to be 198.

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called. Need help? Use /help

SuperJedi224

@Upgoat Hi

Upgoat

@SuperJedi224 <Chatgoat> Hello @SuperJedi224!

Downgoat

/no problem

oh noes

Chat goat broke D:

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called. Need help? Use /help

Downgoat

21:30

/no problem

SuperJedi224

@Downgoat What happened?

ETHproductions

Oh no, ETHbot, what happened to your friend? #speak

<ETHbot> I learned!

Learned what? #speak

<ETHbot> Punc-exclamationconvert1mm to your friend?: Chatgoat Hello!

Downgoat

@SuperJedi224 "Chatgoat error: TypeError: f.replace is not a function"

SuperJedi224

what is f?

Downgoat

@SuperJedi224 I have no idea

Upgoat

21:32

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called. Need help? Use /help

SuperJedi224

!convert_1acre to:sqmm

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 1acre=4046860000.0000005sqmm

Downgoat

/no problem

Upgoat

@Downgoat true

ETHproductions

@ETHbot Why are you posting the entirety of your code? ಠ_ಠ

Downgoat

21:32

\o/ I fixed it :D

SuperJedi224

@ETHproductions My bot's on github.

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called. Need help? Use /help

ETHproductions

I should put mine there. I don't have a problem with it being posted, but it clogs up the chat window. #speak

<ETHbot> IMPOSTER:O

Downgoat

I had a gist of my code but I'm using the wolfram api and I don't want to expose all my keys

ETHproductions

#speak

<ETHbot> AUTOMATED RESPONSE Bot loaded.

You're already loaded. #speak

<ETHbot> Chatgoat has been called.

You're not Chatgoat. ಠ_ಠ #speak

<ETHbot> Hello!

Can you please make sense for once? #speak

<ETHbot> Thanks No problem with it:D

Good. Now. #speak

<ETHbot> Chatgoat error::D: - hopefully appropriate response

SuperJedi224

21:37

!convert_17

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 17 is dimensionless.

ETHproductions

Not appropriate at all. #speak

<ETHbot> No problem

How non-appropriate can you get? #speak

<ETHbot> Why are you please make sense for once?::no?: - hopefully appropriate response

You never cease to amaze me. #speak

SuperJedi224

I'm going to reboot the bot, because I just added another set of units to the converter.

!reboot

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Rebooting...

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot loaded.

ETHproductions

@ETHbot You never cease to amaze me. #speak

<ETHbot> Add ab

SuperJedi224

21:38

!convert_1pc to:au

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 1 pc=206400 au

ETHproductions

#speak

<ETHbot> Chatgoat has been called. Need help

Yes, you definitely need help. #speak

<ETHbot> Thanks

What is your name?

<ETHbot> My name is 'ETHbot'.

SuperJedi224

What if I added a command to post a random video from a youtube playlist?

ETHproductions

Who is your name plus " " plus George Washington plus the meaning of life?

<ETHbot> My name + " " + george washington + the meaning of life is 'ETHbot the first president of the United States42'.

SuperJedi224

What is the answer to the ultimate question about life, the universe, and everything?

ETHproductions

21:39

<ETHbot> The answer to the ultimate question about life, the universe, and everything is 'SyntaxError: missing ; before statement'.

2

The answer to the ultimate question about life, the universe, and everything is 42.

<ETHbot> Learned these words: the answer to the ultimate question about life, the universe, and everything (42)

Downgoat

@SuperJedi224 Doesn't youtube have a horrible long api though?

ETHproductions

LOL, the meaning of life is a JavaScript syntax error?

#speak

<ETHbot> I don't know what no means, the converter. Need help.

SuperJedi224

@Downgoat Youtube has an api? I was considering just using crossorigin.me like I did with the dilbert comics.

ETHproductions

#speak

<ETHbot> Thanks No problem

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called. Need help? Use /help
You may interact with me by tagging me too, e.g. @Upgoat hi!

@ETHproductions <Chatgoat> I learned how to thanks

ETHproductions

21:43

I should make ETHbot only reply to @ETH

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called. Need help? Use /help

Downgoat

@ETHproductions Or you could make a separate Chatbot account :p

ETHproductions

@Downgoat What's the difference?

It currently responds to anything containing "is"

For example, this is a sentence.

<ETHbot> I didn't understand these words: For example, this ('a sentence')

Downgoat

@ETHproductions Nothing much except that it's easier to reply.

ETHproductions

Yeah, good point.

SuperJedi224

21:46

!convert_1pc to:angstrom

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 1 pc=3.08568e+26 angstrom

ETHproductions

I'm busy working on something i need to have done in 4 hours, though, so I'll do that later

Downgoat

I made Upgoat mostly because I wanted something to go with Downgoat

ETHproductions

Can you think of a better name for my bot's account than ETHbot?

SuperJedi224

!convert_1sqmi to:barn

SJ-9000

21:48

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 1 sqmi=2.5899880000000003e+44 barn

ETHproductions

@SuperJedi224 What is a barn?

<ETHbot> A barn is 'SyntaxError: missing ; before statement'.

Downgoat

@ETHproductions Nope not really

SuperJedi224

!convert_1foe to:eV

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 error: conversion failed.

Downgoat

ETHgoat :P

ETHproductions

21:48

Haha, but no :P

SuperJedi224

Darn, I put the definition of the eV in the wrong category.

@ETHproductions 1 barn = 100 square femtometers, or about the cross section of a large atomic nucleus

ETHproductions

Oh

I thought it had more to do with the size of a barn :P

But then 2.6e+44 wouldn't make much sense, I guess.

Upgoat

1 barn = 100 goats depending on the size of them

4

ETHproductions

What is a goat?

<ETHbot> A goat is 'SyntaxError: missing ; before statement'.

A goat is 'dumb'.

<ETHbot> I didn't understand these words: A goat (''dumb'')

Upgoat

@ETHproductions D:

ETHproductions

21:51

A goat is "smart".

<ETHbot> Learned these words: A goat ('smart')

Upgoat

@ETHproductions :D

ETHproductions

What is a goat?

<ETHbot> A goat is 'smart'.

There you go.

What do you think about goats? #speak

<ETHbot> I had a goat is 'ETHbot'.

SuperJedi224

!reboot

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Rebooting...

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot loaded.

ETHproductions

So you are a goat? #speak

<ETHbot> AUTOMATED RESPONSE SuperJedi224 1 sqmi2.5899880000000003e44 barn?

SuperJedi224

21:53

Now this number's going to be a bit bigger

ETHproductions

Are you a goat? #speak

<ETHbot> Can you please make a goat is 'SyntaxError: A goat? Use help?

SuperJedi224

!convert_1foe to:eV

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 error: conversion failed.

Downgoat

@ETHproductions seems legit

SuperJedi224

...

Why didn't it work this time?

ETHproductions

21:53

A goat is "SyntaxError: A goat".

<ETHbot> Learned these words: A goat ('syntaxerror: a goat')

#help

SuperJedi224

"foe" and "eV" are in the same group...

ETHproductions

@ETHbot #help

<ETHbot> Supported commands: #help #ping #xkcd #ppcg #quote #quine #speak #goat #teach #is #add #hi
<ETHbot> If you want me to calculate something, say something like this:
What is two plus two?

There, I did both things you asked for. #speak

<ETHbot> The answer to be a goat is 42

Of course it is. Are you a goat? #speak

<ETHbot> Yes, the first president of the cross section of the size of a barn?

You are the first president of the cross section of the size of a barn? #speak

<ETHbot> Why are the meaning of units to have a goat'

I don't know. #speak

<ETHbot> Darn, and everything is 'ETHbot'.

Downgoat

This is why I don't want implement YouTube into chat goat:

developers.google.com/youtube/v3/docs/search/list

ETHproductions

Downgoat

huh, why didn't it one box?

ETHproductions

21:59

@ETHbot Why would you respond to that? #speak

<ETHbot> Add ab

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