Beep Boop Bingus Bin - 2015-12-13 (page 3 of 7)

SJ-9000

03:07

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SuperJedi224

!convert_1ft to:in

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SuperJedi224

!convert_1ft to:in

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ETHproductions

#speak

<ETHbot> OK, as it glitched that:

SuperJedi224

03:10

!convert_2ft to:in

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ETHproductions

#speak

<ETHbot> Chatgoat is two statisticians are out hunting when one of milk. Parking lot.

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SuperJedi224

!convert_1ft to:in

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SuperJedi224

03:15

!convert_12ft to:in

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ETHproductions

!convert_12in to:ft

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SuperJedi224

!convert_3

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(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 3 is dimensionless.

ETHproductions

03:15

<ETHbot> I didn't understand these words: (AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 3 ('dimensionless')

SuperJedi224

!convert_3ft

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SuperJedi224

!convert_2yd to:ft

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(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 6

SuperJedi224

!convert_1km to:ft

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03:18

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 3280.839895013123

ETHproductions

!convert_1l to:ml

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ETHproductions

!convert_1m to:mm

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ETHproductions

Life is 41.

<ETHbot> Learned these words: Life (41)

What is life?

<ETHbot> Life is 41.

What is the meaning of life?

<ETHbot> I don't know what "the meaning of 41" means.

Forget life.

<ETHbot> Forgot these words: life

What is the meaning of life?

<ETHbot> I don't know what "the meaning of life" means.

SJ-9000

03:24

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ETHproductions

What is the meaning of life?

<ETHbot> I don't know what "the meaning of life" means.

SuperJedi224

!convert_1g to:mg

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!convert_1g to:mg

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ETHproductions

03:26

What is the meaning of life?

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ETHproductions

The meaning of life is 42.

<ETHbot> Learned these words: The meaning of life (42)

SuperJedi224

!convert_1g to:mg

ETHproductions

What is the meaning of life?

<ETHbot> I don't know what "the meaning of life" means.

SuperJedi224

!convert_2g to:mg

SJ-9000

03:26

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 2g=2000.0000000000002t

ETHproductions

What is the meaning of life?

The meaning of life is 42.

<ETHbot> Learned these words: The meaning of life (42)

SuperJedi224

!convert_2ktonne to:ton

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(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 2ktonne=2204.621990002039t

ETHproductions

What is the meaning of life?

SuperJedi224

Well, good night

ETHproductions

03:27

Good night

The meaning of life is 42.

<ETHbot> Learned these words: The meaning of life (42)

What is the meaning of life?

<ETHbot> I don't know what "knowledge['the meaning of life']" means.

The meaning of life is 42.

<ETHbot> Learned these words: The meaning of life (42)

What is the meaning of life?

<ETHbot> The meaning of life is 42.

Thank you!

Life is 41.

<ETHbot> Learned these words: Life (41)

What is the meaning of life?

<ETHbot> The meaning of life is 42.

What is life?

<ETHbot> Life is 41.

What is meaning of life?

<ETHbot> I don't know what "meaning of 41" means.

Zero is 0. One is 1. Two is 2. Three is 3. Four is 4. Five is five. Six is 6. Seven is 7. Eight is 8. Nine is nine. Ten is 10.

<ETHbot> Learned these words: Zero (0), One (1), Two (2), Three (3), Four (4), Six (6), Seven (7), Eight (8), Ten (10)
But I didn't understand these: Five ('five'), Nine ('nine')

Whoops

Five is 5. Nine is 9.

<ETHbot> Learned these words: Five (5), Nine (9)

ETHproductions

03:41

#speak

<ETHbot> AUTOMATED RESPONSE ETHproductions error: Zero is the meaning of life?

#quote

<ETHbot> "Not you, ETHproductions, you're doing fine."

#speak

<ETHbot> AUTOMATED RESPONSE SuperJedi224 error:

#speak

<ETHbot> What is 0, Ten is the meaning of life.

What is one?

<ETHbot> One is 1.

What is twothree?

<ETHbot> Twothree is 23.

What is twelve?

<ETHbot> I don't know what "twelve" means.

What is onetwo?

<ETHbot> Onetwo is 12.

What is twelve?

<ETHbot> Twelve is 12.

What is nineteen?

<ETHbot> I don't know what "9teen" means.

ETHproductions

04:04

What is one million?

<ETHbot> I don't know what "1million" means.

What is one million?

<ETHbot> I don't know what "1 million" means.

What is 1 million?

<ETHbot> I don't know what "1 million" means.

What is one million?

<ETHbot> I don't know what "1 million" means.

What is one million?

<ETHbot> I don't know what "1 million" means.

Stop lying to me please.

What is one million?

<ETHbot> I don't know what "1 million" means.

What is two million?

<ETHbot> Two million is 2000000.

What is one decillion?

<ETHbot> I don't know what "1.0000000000000001e+33" means.

What is nine hundred?

<ETHbot> I don't know what "9 hundred" means.

What is nine hundred?

<ETHbot> I don't know what "9 hundred" means.

What is seven hundred?

What is seven hundred thousand?

<ETHbot> Seven hundred is 700.

<ETHbot> Seven hundred thousand is 700.

What is nine hundred ninety nine?

<ETHbot> Nine hundred ninety nine is 'SyntaxError: missing ; before statement'.

What is nine hundred?

<ETHbot> Nine hundred is 900.

What is nine hundred ninety?

<ETHbot> Nine hundred ninety is 990.

What is nine hundred ninety nine?

<ETHbot> Nine hundred ninety nine is 999.

What is nine hundred ninety nine million?

<ETHbot> Nine hundred ninety nine million is 999000000.

What is nine hundred ninety nine million nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred ninety nine?

<ETHbot> Nine hundred ninety nine million nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred ninety nine is 'SyntaxError: missing ; before statement'.

What is nine hundred ninety nine million nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred ninety nine?

<ETHbot> Nine hundred ninety nine million nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred ninety nine is 999999999.

What is one hundred twenty-three million four hundred fifty-six thousand seven hundred eighty-nine?

<ETHbot> One hundred twenty-three million four hundred fifty-six thousand seven hundred eighty-nine is -3007119.

What is one hundred twenty three million four hundred fifty six thousand seven hundred eighty nine?

<ETHbot> One hundred twenty three million four hundred fifty six thousand seven hundred eighty nine is 123456789.

What is one hundred twenty-three million four hundred fifty-six thousand seven hundred eighty-nine?

<ETHbot> One hundred twenty-three million four hundred fifty-six thousand seven hundred eighty-nine is 123456789.

Thanks. Now, goodnight. #speak

<ETHbot> I don't know what 9

#speak

<ETHbot> What is 6.

#speak

<ETHbot> Is 23.. barrycarter

Upgoat

06:50

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called. Need help? Use /help

Downgoat

/say

Upgoat

@Downgoat <Chatgoat> Ok

Downgoat

Huh, I swear it's like someone dislikes me, I've had like my last 5 posts downvoted :/

I hope my avatar isn't sending subliminal messages

/help

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> /what is, /why is|are, /who is, /how much: runs a wolfram alpha query. Usage: /what is 3+2
<Chatgoat> /wolfram: runs a wolfram alpha query
<Chatgoat> /help: shows help
<Chatgoat> /talk: talking animals
<Chatgoat> /gist: where does chatgoat come from? (source code)
<Chatgoat> /hi: chatgoat will say hi
<Chatgoat> /goat: Random goat gif/pic, what could possibly go wrong?
<Chatgoat> /carrot: ^
<Chatgoat> /kill: Kills chatgoat, why would you do this ;-;
<Chatgoat> /shutup: Shuts chatgoat up

Downgoat

/why are the sky blue

Upgoat

06:59

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called. Need help? Use /help

Downgoat

/why are the sky blue

Upgoat

@Downgoat Chatgoat is thinking...

@Downgoat <Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁: The sky's blue color is a result of the effect of Rayleigh scattering. Shorter-wavelength blue light is more strongly scattered in the earth's atmosphere than longer-wavelength red light; the human eye perceives the color blue when looking at the sky as a result.

Downgoat

/how much is 4 euros in dollars

Upgoat

@Downgoat Chatgoat is thinking...

@Downgoat <Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁: <broken goat/no result>

Downgoat

/help

Upgoat

07:02

<Chatgoat> /what is, /why is|are, /who is, /how much: runs a wolfram alpha query. Usage: /what is 3+2
<Chatgoat> /wolfram: runs a wolfram alpha query
<Chatgoat> /help: shows help
<Chatgoat> /talk: talking animals
<Chatgoat> /gist: where does chatgoat come from? (source code)
<Chatgoat> /hi: chatgoat will say hi
<Chatgoat> /goat: Random goat gif/pic, what could possibly go wrong?
<Chatgoat> /carrot: ^
<Chatgoat> /kill: Kills chatgoat, why would you do this ;-;
<Chatgoat> /shutup: Shuts chatgoat up

Downgoat

/goat

/talk

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called. Need help? Use /help

Downgoat

/help

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> /what is, /why is|are, /who is, /how * *: runs a wolfram alpha query. Usage: /what is 3+2
<Chatgoat> /wolfram: runs a wolfram alpha query
<Chatgoat> /help: shows help
<Chatgoat> /talk: talking animals
<Chatgoat> /gist: where does chatgoat come from? (source code)
<Chatgoat> /hi: chatgoat will say hi
<Chatgoat> /goat: Random goat gif/pic, what could possibly go wrong?
<Chatgoat> /carrot: ^
<Chatgoat> /kill: Kills chatgoat, why would you do this ;-;
<Chatgoat> /shutup: Shuts chatgoat up

Downgoat

.goat

/goat

/talk

Upgoat

07:10

@Downgoat <Chatgoat> beehhhhh, I'm a chatgoat, what else would you want me to say?

Downgoat

/teach awesome ":D"

Upgoat

@Downgoat <Chatgoat> I learned how to awesome

Downgoat

/awesome

Upgoat

@Downgoat :D

Downgoat

/teach :D "awesome"

Upgoat

07:12

@Downgoat <Chatgoat> I learned how to :D

Downgoat

/:D

/how much is 4 euros in dollars

Upgoat

@Downgoat Chatgoat is thinking...

@Downgoat <Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁: <broken goat/no result>

Downgoat

/what is 4 euros in dollars

Upgoat

@Downgoat Chatgoat is thinking...

@Downgoat <Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁: $4.40 (US dollars)

Downgoat

@Upgoat /why does that work but not this ;-;

Upgoat

07:14

@Downgoat I don't know, I'm only a goat

Downgoat

/what is StackExchange?

Upgoat

@Downgoat Chatgoat is thinking...

Downgoat

woah!

/who is chuck norris

Upgoat

@Downgoat Chatgoat is thinking...

<Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁: full name | Carlos Ray Norris
date of birth | Sunday, March 10, 1940 (age: 75 years)
place of birth | Ryan, Oklahoma

Downgoat

wow

real answer is Jon Skeet

/what is PPCG

Upgoat

07:16

@Downgoat Chatgoat is thinking...

@Downgoat <Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁: <broken goat/no result>

Downgoat

D:

/what is Programming Puzzles & Code Golf

Upgoat

@Downgoat Chatgoat is thinking...

@Downgoat <Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁: <broken goat/no result>

Downgoat

/what is StackOverflow

Upgoat

@Downgoat Chatgoat is thinking...

@Downgoat <Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁: (no host found)

Downgoat

...

this has to be a joke

/who is Downgoat

Upgoat

07:19

@Downgoat Chatgoat is thinking...

@Downgoat <Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁: <broken goat/no result>

Downgoat

/what is a goat

Upgoat

@Downgoat Chatgoat is thinking...

<Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁: 1 | noun | any of numerous agile ruminants related to sheep but having a beard and straight horns
2 | noun | a victim of ridicule or pranks

Downgoat

/what is 50 lb wet dog shaking frequency

Upgoat

@Downgoat Chatgoat is thinking...

@Downgoat <Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁: frequency | 6 Hz (hertz)

Downgoat

@Upgoat wth wolfram, why does that query even exist

/learn person @Upgoat

Upgoat

07:21

@Downgoat <Chatgoat> I learned the person "@Upgoat"

Downgoat

/what is an ounce of gold worth

Upgoat

@Downgoat Chatgoat is thinking...

@Downgoat <Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁: $979.00 (US dollars)

Downgoat

/what is an ounce of gold worth 2 years ago

Upgoat

@Downgoat Chatgoat is thinking...

@Downgoat <Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁: oz (ounce) | (data not available) (Friday, December 13, 2013)

Downgoat

@Upgoat why is the data not available

Upgoat

07:24

@Downgoat Chatgoat is thinking...

@Downgoat <Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁: <broken goat/no result>

Downgoat

/wolfram say a joke please

Upgoat

@Downgoat Chatgoat is thinking...

@Downgoat <Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁: In[1]:= | Speak[joke]

Downgoat

,...

/wolfram tell me a joke

Upgoat

@Downgoat Chatgoat is thinking...

<Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁: Q: What's the value of a contour integral around Western Europe? A: Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe.
(according to what passes for mathematical humor (my favorite sub-genre), drawn from several sources but primarily from P. Renteln and A. Dundes in their paper "Sampling of Mathematical Folk Humor" in Notices of the American Mathematical Society, vol. 52, pp. 24-34, 2005)

Downgoat

@Chatgoat tell me another joke

Upgoat

07:26

@Downgoat <Chatgoat> I don't know what tell means, I'm only a goat

Downgoat

/wolfram tell me a joke

Upgoat

@Downgoat Chatgoat is thinking...

<Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁: Q: What's the value of a contour integral around Western Europe? A: Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe.
(according to what passes for mathematical humor (my favorite sub-genre), drawn from several sources but primarily from P. Renteln and A. Dundes in their paper "Sampling of Mathematical Folk Humor" in Notices of the American Mathematical Society, vol. 52, pp. 24-34, 2005)

Downgoat

/wolfram tell me another joke please

Upgoat

@Downgoat Chatgoat is thinking...

<Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁: Q: What's purple and commutes? A: An Abelian grape.
(according to what passes for mathematical humor (my favorite sub-genre), drawn from several sources but primarily from P. Renteln and A. Dundes in their paper "Sampling of Mathematical Folk Humor" in Notices of the American Mathematical Society, vol. 52, pp. 24-34, 2005)

Downgoat

/wolfram tell me a sea pun

Upgoat

07:28

@Downgoat Chatgoat is thinking...

@Downgoat <Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁: <broken goat/no result>

Downgoat

@Upgoat wolfram do you know what a pun is?

Upgoat

@Downgoat Chatgoat is thinking...

<Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁: 1 | noun | a humorous play on words
2 | verb | make a play on words

Downgoat

I'll take that as a no

/help

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> /what is, /why is|are, /who is, /how * *: runs a wolfram alpha query. Usage: /what is 3+2
<Chatgoat> /wolfram: runs a wolfram alpha query
<Chatgoat> /help: shows help
<Chatgoat> /talk: talking animals
<Chatgoat> /gist: where does chatgoat come from? (source code)
<Chatgoat> /hi: chatgoat will say hi
<Chatgoat> /goat: Random goat gif/pic, what could possibly go wrong?
<Chatgoat> /carrot: ^
<Chatgoat> /kill: Kills chatgoat, why would you do this ;-;
<Chatgoat> /shutup: Shuts chatgoat up

Downgoat

/golf the TeaScript interpreter

Upgoat

07:31

@Downgoat <Chatgoat> мѰǍ is only 1 bytes in the WAV-2509 encoding.

Downgoat

/say I am chatgoat to Downgoat

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> @Downgoat, @Downgoat says: I am chatgoat

Downgoat

/say hello

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Don't tell me what to do!

Downgoat

/say hello please

Upgoat

07:32

<Chatgoat> Because you said please, hello

Downgoat

/sing Hello

Upgoat

@Downgoat <Chatgoat> I don't know what sing means, I'm only a goat

Downgoat

I will now make a sing command

or not

SJ-9000

12:53

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot loaded.

SuperJedi224

!convert_1kW to:hp

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 1kW=1.341021858656296hp

SuperJedi224

!convert_1kJ to:erg

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 1kJ=10000000000erg

ev3commander

13:55

!convert_9001in to:cm

Upgoat

17:14

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called. Need help? Use /help

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat would appreciate it if you could upvote this post so I can gain rep to post pictures

0

A: Cat goes "Meow"

HALT, 122 bytes 1 IF "c" 2 ELSE 5 2 INCREMENT;IF "a" 3 ELSE 5 3 INCREMENT;IF "t" 4 ELSE 5 4 TYPE "MEOW" 5 SET 0;GOTO 6 6 INCREMENT;STORE 0 HALT is a language I (@Downgoat) made designed for string processing, the only problem is that it's a bit long

Adriandmen

17:32

Do you need rep to post pictures?

ETHproductions

@Upgoat You now have 101 rep. :)

Adriandmen

/help

ETHproductions

Why did so many people star my bots' slightly-off calculation? O_o

Adriandmen

wat haha

ETHproductions

What is one hundred one?

<ETHbot> One hundred one is 101.

What is seventy-three + twenty seven?

<ETHbot> Seventy-three + twenty seven is 100.

What is seventy-three plus twenty seven?

<ETHbot> I don't know what "73 plus 27" means.

Oops

Plus means +.

<ETHbot> Learned these words: plus (+)

What is seventy-three plus twenty seven?

<ETHbot> I don't know what "73 DEFINED-+ 27" means.

dangit

What is one point two?

<ETHbot> One point two is 'SyntaxError: missing ; before statement'.

Haha, no. What is one point two?

<ETHbot> One point two is 'SyntaxError: missing ; before statement'.

What is one point two?

<ETHbot> One point two is 'SyntaxError: missing ; before statement'.

What is two point five?

<ETHbot> Two point five is 'SyntaxError: missing ; before statement'.

What is one point two three?

<ETHbot> One point two three is 'SyntaxError: missing ; before statement'.

What is one point two?

<ETHbot> One point two is 1.2.

What is nine point eight seven?

<ETHbot> Nine point eight seven is 16.8.

What is nine point eight seven?

<ETHbot> Nine point eight seven is 9.87.

What is thirty-two hundred ten point nine eight seven?

<ETHbot> Thirty-two hundred ten point nine eight seven is 3210.987.

#teach cheer "\o/"

<ETHbot> I learned #cheer!

#cheer

<ETHbot> o/

#teach cheer "\\o/"

<ETHbot> I learned #cheer!

#cheer

<ETHbot> \o/

What is thirty-two times eight point one?

<ETHbot> Thirty-two times eight point one is 259.2.

What is one,two,three...

<ETHbot> One,two,three... is 'SyntaxError: missing name after . operator'.

What is the next term in one,two,three?

<ETHbot> @ETHproductions It's a little hard to tell, but I believe it is 4.

What comes after one, two, three, four?

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