Beep Boop Bingus Bin - 2015-12-12 (page 2 of 9)

SuperJedi224

02:00

@ev3commander What would it do?

ev3commander

so lets say i give #ppcg 12345

it would give me:

codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/12345

SuperJedi224

Seems fairly straightforward.

ev3commander

yeah

like the dilbert, xkcd, darths, hoh, and irreg

SuperJedi224

Implementing dilbert was not all that straightforward actually

Have you seen the file names their image host uses?

I wound up having to actually fetch the comic page over crossorigin.me and extract the filename using a regex

ev3commander

no but I saw hoh complexity though

SuperJedi224

02:04

At least that's fairly predictable

ev3commander

yeah

/ppcgq 123455543

ETHproductions

#ppcg 12345

4

A: Make StackOverflow Explode (bookmarklet)

165 chars (164 points) -1 for explaination Here's my attempt. It's not particularly short, but it's fun. javascript:r=Math.random;$("a,span,p").each(function(){var a=$(this);a.css({position:"relative"});a.delay(1E4*r()).animate({left:9E3*r()-4E3,top:9E3*r()-4E3},555)}); It slides individual...

There, done

But it does questions and answers.

#ppcg

codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/1/42545

#speak

(automatic response) Xkcd covered.

@ev3commander Done. ^

Downgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

/add goats

<Chatgoat> Added command add

ETHproductions

#speak

(automatic response) Stopped now.

#speak

(automatic response) A

Downgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

/add goats return "https://i.sstatic.net/tpLJ0.jpg"

/goats

<Chatgoat> I don't know what goats means, I'm only a goat

<Chatgoat> Learned word goats

ETHproductions

02:21

Sorry for not being around more in the last half-hour, Ludum Dare is stealing my attention

#quote

(automatic response) "Oh. It's ETHproductions."

#quine

(automatic response) #quine

#help

(automatic response) Supported commands: #help #ping #xkcd #quote #quine #speak #goat @ETH

#help

(automatic response) Supported commands: #help #ping #xkcd #quote #quine #speak #goat @ETH

Downgoat

what does #goat do?

ETHproductions

(automatic response) Did you mean #downgoat?

Downgoat

oh

#downgoat ?

ETHproductions

(automatic response) Did you mean #goat?

Downgoat

#goat

ETHproductions

02:22

(automatic response) Did you mean #downgoat?

Downgoat

whaaaat

ETHproductions

Is @Upgoat an account for your bot?

Upgoat

yeah

ETHproductions

#awesome

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

02:24

@Upgoat say

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> I don't know what means, I'm only a goat

ETHproductions

Now you need to remove the bot from Downgoat

Downgoat

yup, done, how much rep do you need for the avatar to show?

ETHproductions

It's showing for me.

Downgoat

nvm, a refresh did it

ETHproductions

02:25

#speak

(automatic response) Seems fairly predictable

Perfect. timing.

I want to unleash the ETHbot in the 19th byte

#speak

(automatic response) Codegolf.stackexchange.coma

Wha???

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

/say please

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Sure,

Downgoat

/say

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> ಠ_ಠ

Downgoat

02:27

@Chatgoat say

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> I don't know what means, I'm only a goat

ETHproductions

#speak

(automatic response) I wound up having to unleash the ETHbot in, hoh complexity though

#speak

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

/say

ETHproductions

@ETHbot, will you #speak for me?

Upgoat

02:28

<Chatgoat> Did you know I am a goat?

ETHproductions

Please ? #speak

Downgoat

@Chatgoat say

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> I don't know what means, I'm only a goat

Downgoat

huh, weird

ETHproductions

It seems to have broken... #speak

(automatic response) I wound up having to ask you need to unleash the comic page over crossorigin.me and irreg

Upgoat

02:29

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

ETHproductions

Oh, it's better now #speak

Downgoat

@Chatgoat say

ETHproductions

(automatic response) I want to unleash the 19th byte

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> I don't know what means, I'm only a goat

Downgoat

:/

ETHproductions

02:30

#speak

(automatic response) There, weird

We need more normal sentences.

Hey ETHbot, how's the weather?

Not bad. It's 45 degrees and clear on a December night.

What do you want to talk about? #speak

(automatic response) Now you need to talk about??

OK... How's your day been? #speak

(automatic response) Implementing dilbert was not being around more normal sentences....

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

/teach phrase Hello, World!

Upgoat

I learned it

Downgoat

/teach phrase Hello, World!

ETHproductions

Um... Well, what do you want me to say to you? #speak

(automatic response) We need to show?

Upgoat

02:36

I learned it

Downgoat

huh

/teach phrase Hello, World!

ETHproductions

We need to show? #speak

Upgoat

I learned it

ETHproductions

(automatic response) Nvm, hoh complexity though

Downgoat

/say

Upgoat

02:37

<Chatgoat> Good(morning|night)!

Downgoat

why can't I type /say

/say

ETHproductions

You know, having a conversation with you is incredibly hard. #speak

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Ok

ETHproductions

(automatic response) I learned it

Downgoat

huh, appropriate response @upgoat

/say

Upgoat

02:38

<Chatgoat> Ok

ETHproductions

Learned what? #speak

(automatic response) Yup, how's the bot from Downgoat

Let's not talk about Downgoat's bot just yet, OK? #speak

(automatic response) I want me to remove the weather?

Downgoat

/say

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Ok

ETHproductions

Never mind, ETHbot. You're so disrespectful. #speak

(automatic response) Not bad.

Apologize to your master right now. #speak

(automatic response) Please

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

02:42

/teach phrase Pls learn this chatgoat

Upgoat

I learned Pls learn this chatgoat at phrase

ETHproductions

I'll take that as an apology. Are we better now? #speak

(automatic response) Let's not talk about Downgoat's bot?

Ugh........

Talk to yourself now. #speak

(automatic response) Hey ETHbot.

Downgoat

/teach phrase learn this please

Upgoat

I learned learn this please at phrase

Downgoat

no you didn't @Upgoat

ETHproductions

02:45

#speak

(automatic response) What does

I don't know, what does? #speak

(automatic response) Why can't I learned it

Because you're dumb. #speak

(automatic response) Ugh.

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

/teach phrase plswork

Upgoat

I learned plswork at phrase

ETHproductions

Now go sit in the corner and think about your life. #speak

(automatic response) Huh, how's the corner and think about Downgoat's bot just yet, done, OK.. timing...

I didn't say think about Downgoat's bot's life! I said think about your life! #speak

(automatic response) Because you're dumb.

sigh...

My bot has developed a serious attitude. #speak

(automatic response) No you?

Downgoat

/teach phrase workworkwork

Upgoat

02:47

I learned workworkwork at phrase

Downgoat

@Upgoat stop lying to me

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> I don't know what means, I'm only a goat

Downgoat

Why did I even implement that

ETHproductions

I'm done talking to my bot now, so I'll talk to yours. Hey @Upgoat, how's the weather at your place?

@Upgoat ^

Upgoat

@ETHproductions <Chatgoat> I don't know what , means, I'm only a goat

ETHproductions

02:49

Oh. Right. Sorry.

Are you ready to come out of timeout and be a nice chat-bot for a change, ETHbot? #speak

(automatic response) My bot has developed a conversation with you didn't say to you want to unleash the ETHbot, done talking to have broken...

Upgoat

@ETHproductions ~~No problem~~ I mean mooo, I'm a goat

ETHproductions

I'm sorry, ETHbot, bu I don't understand you. #speak

(automatic response) Sigh.. Well, OK. Right... Well, bu I even implement that as an apology. It's 45 degrees and clear on a December night.. How's your life.

A lot better, thanks to you... #speak

(automatic response) Never mind, ETHbot.

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

/teach phrase workplease

Upgoat

I learned workplease at phrase

ETHproductions

02:51

Never mind. #speak

(automatic response) Never mind.

I didn't say quine! Make up your own sentences. #speak

(automatic response) OK...

Now, how's the weather? #speak

(automatic response) Never mind, appropriate response upgoat

I didn't ask how Upgoat's weather is! I asked about your weather! #speak

(automatic response) Are we better now, OK..

No. Try again. #speak

(automatic response) I learned workplease at phrase

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

/teach phrase workplease

Upgoat

I learned workplease at phrase

ETHproductions

What is "phrase"? Why are you copying Upgoat??? Try again please. #speak

(automatic response) Let's not talk to yours.

We are talking to mine. Talk to yourself. #speak

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

ETHproductions

02:54

(automatic response) Learned what?

Learned what? #speak

Downgoat

/teach phrase workplease

Upgoat

I learned workplease at phrase

ETHproductions

(automatic response) Why did I didn't ask how Upgoat's weather! I learned plswork at your life! I learned workplease at phrase

Downgoat

@Upgoat Yes! You finally did it!

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> I don't know what means, I'm only a goat

Downgoat

02:55

ಠ_ಠ

/teach phrase workplease

Upgoat

I learned workplease at phrase

Downgoat

ok

/teach phrase workplease

ETHproductions

Don't you rant on me, ETHbot. See? Upgoat is obeying his master's orders. Why don't you? #speak

(automatic response) Because you're dumb..

Oh, I see how it is. You wanna come at me, big boy? #speak

(automatic response) I didn't say think about your life! Make up your life! I don't you didn't say quine! Make up your life!

Oh, sorry to offend you. :P #speak

(automatic response) No you. You're so disrespectful. Right..

I give up. #speak

(automatic response) Let's not talk about Downgoat's bot just yet, so I'll take that as an apology.

This is the most convoluted conversation I have ever had. Does someone else want to try talking some sense into ETHbot?

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

/add iwillobey return TAG+"I will obey my masters orders"

Upgoat

02:59

<Chatgoat> Learned word iwillobey

Downgoat

/iwillobey

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> I don't know what iwillobey means, I'm only a goat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

/add motto return TAG+"I will obey my master's, Downgoat's, orders"

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Learned word motto

Downgoat

/motto

Upgoat

03:02

<Chatgoat> I don't know what motto means, I'm only a goat

ETHproductions

OK, ETHbot, let's talk about Upgoat. You start. #speak

(automatic response) Learned what does?

Nope. Try again. #speak

(automatic response) I have ever had.. Try again please...

One more try. #speak

(automatic response) I learned workplease at phrase

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

ETHproductions

How did you learn workplease? #speak

(automatic response) I'll talk to yourself.

Downgoat

/add motto return TAG+"I will obey my master's, Downgoat's, orders"

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Learned word motto

Downgoat

03:03

/motto

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> I don't know what motto means, I'm only a goat

Downgoat

/teach phrase I will obey my master, Downgoat

Upgoat

I learned I will obey my master, Downgoat at phrase

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

/teach phrase I will obey my master, Downgoat

Upgoat

I learned I will obey my master, Downgoat at phrase

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

03:08

/teach phrase I will obey my master, Downgoat

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

/teach phrase I will obey my master, Downgoat

Upgoat

undefined

Downgoat

._.

/say

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Ok

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

03:10

/teach phrase I will obey my master, Downgoat

Upgoat

I learned the new phrase, I will obey my master, Downgoat

Downgoat

/say

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> undefined

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

/teach phrase I will obey my master, Downgoat

Upgoat

I learned the new phrase, I will obey my master, Downgoat =

Downgoat

03:11

/say

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> undefined

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

/teach phrase I will obey my master, Downgoat

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

/teach phrase I will obey my master, Downgoat

Upgoat

I learned the new phrase "phrase I will obey my master, Downgoat"

Downgoat

03:13

/say

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> undefined

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

/teach phrase I will obey my master, Downgoat

/say

Upgoat

I learned the new phrase "phrase I will obey my master, Downgoat"

SuperJedi224

!roll_12d8

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 60 (1,2,2,3,5,5,6,7,7,7,7,8)

Upgoat

03:15

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

SuperJedi224

@Upgoat Hi, Chatgoat

:P

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> I don't know what means, I'm only a goat

Downgoat

/teach learn this phrase pleeeasssseeee

Upgoat

I learned the new phrase "learn this phrase pleeeasssseeee"

Downgoat

.say

/say

Upgoat

03:16

Downgoat

/say I Chatgoat, am a dumb goat please

SuperJedi224

Bye guys

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Because you said please, I Chatgoat, am a dumb goat

Downgoat

@SuperJedi224 bye

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

Downgoat

03:20

/teach phrase I will obey my master, Downgoat

/say

Upgoat

I learned the phrase "I will obey my master, Downgoat"

<Chatgoat> I will obey my master, Downgoat

PhiNotPi

I should make a bot to control other bots.

Downgoat

@Upgoat what a well-mannered chatbot :P

Upgoat

<Chatgoat> I don't know what means, I'm only a goat

Downgoat

bye Chatgoat! /say

what what, @Upgoat are you working?

sigh...

ETHproductions

03:43

#speak

(automatic response) I learned workplease?

:P

Dangit, I can't unstar that message ETHbot starred

#add hello post("Hello, World!")

(automatic response) Added command hello. Use "#use hello" to use it.

#use hello

(automatic response) ERROR

#add hello post("Hello, World!")

(automatic response) Added command hello. Use "#use hello" to use it.

#use hello

(automatic response) ERROR

#add hello post("Hello, World!")

(automatic response) Added command hello. Use "#use hello" to use it.

#use hello

(automatic response) ERROR

#add hello post("Hello, World!")

(automatic response) Added command hello. Use "#use hello" to use it.

#use hello

(automatic response) ERROR

#add hello post("Hello, World!")

(automatic response) Added command hello. Use "#use hello" to use it.

#use hello

(automatic response) ERROR

#add hello post("Hello, World!")

(automatic response) Added command hello. Use "#use hello" to use it.

#use hello

(automatic response) ERROR

ETHbot, you fix this. #speak

(automatic response) OK, let's talk about Upgoat are you working?

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