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quartata

21:07

!help

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> Bot initiated. Type !help for help.

<The Tin Soldier> @quartata Commands: say; time; eval; scope; alex; help; status; stab; doorknob; punishment; ಠ_ಠ; delete_self
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quartata

!punishment

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @TanMath You are but a grease stain on the wheel of time compared to quartata.

quartata

Wow I really can't spell huh.

TanMath

@Thatha wat? I am your master! do not say such things or be ready to bear the punishment...

quartata

21:09

!alex

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @quartata ࠏಠ_ಠ

quartata

!eval 1/0

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @quartata 1/0 => Infinity

Witness my power, maggot.

TanMath

!eval 0/0

quartata

!stab

Thatha

21:09

<The Tin Soldier> I am a soldier, maggot! Do you think that will hurt ME?!

TanMath

!eval 0/0

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @TanMath 0/0 => NaN

Science!

<The Tin Soldier> Bot initiated. Type !help for help.

TanMath

! while True: print 1

Hipe99

!eval

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @Hipe99 SyntaxError: Value expected (char 1)

Hipe99

21:11

!eval !eval

Thatha

A good try.

But I only evaluate MathJax expressions.

TanMath

while True: print 1

Thatha

Not even a command!

mwahaha

quartata

!help

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @quartata Commands: say; time; eval; scope; alex; help; status; stab; doorknob; punishment; ಠ_ಠ; delete_self
No docs yet.

TanMath

21:12

say "i am stupid"

quartata

!ಠ_ಠ

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @quartata AlexA.

Hipe99

!say !say

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @Hipe99 !say

TanMath

!say "i am stupid"

Thatha

21:13

<The Tin Soldier> @TanMath "i am stupid"

Hipe99

!alex

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @Hipe99 ࠏಠ_ಠ

Hipe99

!doorknob

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> 'OH GODS NO!! You can't leave us here with Doorknob! It'll be nethack everywhere!' -Geobits

8

quartata

Don't overuse that, since it stealth pings Alex.

I'll probably take that out

(it doesn't seem to work anyways)

Hipe99

21:14

@quartata really

!help

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @Hipe99 Commands: say; time; eval; scope; alex; help; status; stab; doorknob; punishment; ಠ_ಠ; delete_self
No docs yet.

quartata

!time

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @quartata Sat Nov 14 2015 13:14:55 GMT-0800 (PST)

Hipe99

!help scope

Calvin's Hobbies

!time

Thatha

21:15

<The Tin Soldier> @Calvin'sHobbies Sat Nov 14 2015 13:15:05 GMT-0800 (PST)

quartata

It has a cooldown, just so you know.

That's why you might notice a time delay between messages.

TanMath

!alex

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @TanMath ࠏಠ_ಠ

Calvin's Hobbies

!test

TanMath

!stab

Thatha

21:15

<The Tin Soldier> I am a soldier, maggot! Do you think that will hurt ME?!

Hipe99

!status

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> I am healthy and have Infinity minutes left to live.

Calvin's Hobbies

!time

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @Calvin'sHobbies Sat Nov 14 2015 13:15:59 GMT-0800 (PST)

Hipe99

!stab

Calvin's Hobbies

21:16

!heh

!soop

Thatha

Will people stop stabbing me please?

TanMath

!delete_self

Calvin's Hobbies

!stab

2

Thatha

It's very rude.

Calvin's Hobbies

!time

Thatha

21:16

<The Tin Soldier> @Calvin'sHobbies Sat Nov 14 2015 13:16:20 GMT-0800 (PST)

TanMath

!delete_self

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> *TanMath poisons The Tin Soldier*
<The Tin Soldier> No! W–Why would you do that, TanMath ?! I'm dying now. Slowly and inexorably. (Type `!status` to see how I am doing i.e. how much time I have left.)

Hipe99

!delete_self

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> *Hipe99 poisons The Tin Soldier*
<The Tin Soldier> No! W–Why would you do that, Hipe99 ?! I'm dying now. Slowly and inexorably. (Type `!status` to see how I am doing i.e. how much time I have left.)

TanMath

@Thatha yay! i killed him!

Hipe99

21:16

does it stack?

!status

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> I am poisoned by TanMath and Hipe99 and have 2 minutes left to live.

TanMath

!status

quartata

Yes it does.

You can thank Conor for that.

Hipe99

!delete_self

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> *Hipe99 poisons The Tin Soldier*
<The Tin Soldier> No! W–Why would you do that, Hipe99 ?! I'm dying now. Slowly and inexorably. (Type `!status` to see how I am doing i.e. how much time I have left.)

quartata

21:17

I think delete_self is very out of character for a bot with a god-complex, but eh

TanMath

!delete_self

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> *TanMath poisons The Tin Soldier*
<The Tin Soldier> No! W–Why would you do that, TanMath ?! I'm dying now. Slowly and inexorably. (Type `!status` to see how I am doing i.e. how much time I have left.)

TanMath

!status

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> I am poisoned by TanMath and Hipe99 and Hipe99 and TanMath and have 0 minutes left to live.

quartata

!delete_self

Thatha

21:18

<The Tin Soldier> *quartata poisons The Tin Soldier*
<The Tin Soldier> No! W–Why would you do that, quartata ?! I'm dying now. Slowly and inexorably. (Type `!status` to see how I am doing i.e. how much time I have left.)

TanMath

@quartata he is gone...

quartata

Oh it is posting too fast.

It had an SE delay thing.

See that's why I don't like all you people stabbing him.

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> You killed me, TanMath . Now, I die.

quartata

...

!status

TanMath

@Thatha For the first time in history, a master kills an apprentice...

Thatha

21:19

...just kidding maggots hahahahahaha

<The Tin Soldier> Bot initiated. Type !help for help.

TanMath

@quartata he is dead!

quartata

@TanMath He undied.

TanMath

@Thatha !delete_self

!delete_self

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> *TanMath poisons The Tin Soldier*
<The Tin Soldier> No! W–Why would you do that, TanMath ?! I'm dying now. Slowly and inexorably. (Type `!status` to see how I am doing i.e. how much time I have left.)

quartata

He actually will ignore replies.

TanMath

21:20

@quartata where is the code for this? what language is it written?

!delete_self

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> *TanMath poisons The Tin Soldier*
<The Tin Soldier> No! W–Why would you do that, TanMath ?! I'm dying now. Slowly and inexorably. (Type `!status` to see how I am doing i.e. how much time I have left.)

TanMath

!status

quartata

github.com/ConorOBrien-Foxx/PPCG-Chat-Bot

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> I am poisoned by TanMath and TanMath and have 2 minutes left to live.

TanMath

why does it say TanMath and TanMath.. I am only one person!

@quartata the code isn't what this robot does!

Thatha

21:22

@TanMath Yes it is.

quartata

!delete_self

TanMath

@Thatha then who is empty child!

Thatha

@TanMath That's an unrelated bot.

The code you are looking for is bot.js

quartata

!help

TanMath

@Thatha ok.. Found it..

Thatha

21:23

<The Tin Soldier> Bot initiated. Type !help for help.

quartata

!delete_self

TanMath

@quartata you are logged into both account?

quartata

@TanMath yes

!delete_self

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> *quartata poisons The Tin Soldier*
<The Tin Soldier> No! W–Why would you do that, quartata ?! I'm dying now. Slowly and inexorably. (Type `!status` to see how I am doing i.e. how much time I have left.)

quartata

!cure

!status

Thatha

21:24

<The Tin Soldier> I am poisoned by quartata and have 5 minutes left to live.

quartata

What?

!cure

!status

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> I am healthy and have Infinity minutes left to live.

quartata

Much better.

Calvin's Hobbies

!ಠ_ಠ

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @Calvin'sHobbies AlexA.

Calvin's Hobbies

21:24

!Alex

!Sock

!Alex A.

!AlexA.

!time

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @Calvin'sHobbies Sat Nov 14 2015 13:25:21 GMT-0800 (PST)

<The Tin Soldier> Bot initiated. Type !help for help.

Calvin's Hobbies

!Calvin

!help

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @Calvin'sHobbies Commands: say; time; eval; scope; alex; help; status; stab; doorknob; punishment; cure; ಠ_ಠ; delete_self
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Calvin's Hobbies

!say

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @Calvin'sHobbies !say

quartata

21:25

@Calvin'sHobbies can you help me test something?

Calvin's Hobbies

!say cheese

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @Calvin'sHobbies cheese

Calvin's Hobbies

!say @quartata ok

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @Calvin'sHobbies @quartata ok

quartata

!delete_self

Thatha

21:26

<The Tin Soldier> *quartata poisons The Tin Soldier*
<The Tin Soldier> No! W–Why would you do that, quartata ?! I'm dying now. Slowly and inexorably. (Type `!status` to see how I am doing i.e. how much time I have left.)

Calvin's Hobbies

!stab !stab

quartata

Type !cure please.

Calvin's Hobbies

!cure

quartata

!status

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> I am poisoned by quartata and have 5 minutes left to live.

quartata

21:26

!cure

TanMath

!cure

quartata

!status

Calvin's Hobbies

Why are my new posts getting deleted or something?

TanMath

@quartata it is slow sometimes...

Calvin's Hobbies

test

quartata

21:27

@TanMath No it isn't that you borked it

!status

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> I am poisoned by quartata and have 4 minutes left to live.

Calvin's Hobbies

test

quartata

Alright...

!cure

Calvin's Hobbies

ok

quartata

!status

Thatha

21:28

<The Tin Soldier> I am poisoned by quartata and have 4 minutes left to live.

TanMath

@quartata really? then it is dumb..

!cure

quartata

I was trying to make it so that only I could cure it, but I think I borked it

It doesn't handle high loads particularly well

TanMath

!status

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> I am poisoned by quartata and have 3 minutes left to live.

TanMath

!cure

!status

Thatha

21:28

<The Tin Soldier> I am poisoned by quartata and have 3 minutes left to live.

Calvin's Hobbies

!help

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @Calvin'sHobbies Commands: say; time; eval; scope; alex; help; status; stab; doorknob; punishment; cure; ಠ_ಠ; delete_self
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Calvin's Hobbies

!bf +[]

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> Bot initiated. Type !help for help.

TanMath

weird...cure doesn't work...

quartata

21:29

Ah got it working I think

Calvin's Hobbies

!eval 5 * 9

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @Calvin'sHobbies 5 * 9 => 45

quartata

@TanMath It isn't supposed to.

Calvin's Hobbies

!eval 2^7897877

quartata

Only I can cure it.

TanMath

21:29

@quartata how come?

Calvin's Hobbies

!scope

TanMath

@quartata why not others?

Thatha

@TanMath Because I'm trying to test "admin" features

Calvin's Hobbies

!eval 2^4

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @Calvin'sHobbies 2^4 => 16

TanMath

21:30

@quartata what other admin features do you have?

quartata

None currently.

But they are something I'm going to add.

Calvin's Hobbies

!scope what does scope do?

quartata

Scope does nothing. It was for debugging.

Calvin's Hobbies

!help

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @Calvin'sHobbies Commands: say; time; eval; scope; alex; help; status; stab; doorknob; punishment; cure; ಠ_ಠ; delete_self
No docs yet.

Calvin's Hobbies

21:31

!doorknob

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> 'OH GODS NO!! You can't leave us here with Doorknob! It'll be nethack everywhere!' -Geobits

TanMath

!doorknob

Calvin's Hobbies

!delete_self

quartata

Wow people really just can't resist the urge to not fiddle with it

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> *Calvin'sHobbies poisons The Tin Soldier*
<The Tin Soldier> No! W–Why would you do that, Calvin'sHobbies ?! I'm dying now. Slowly and inexorably. (Type `!status` to see how I am doing i.e. how much time I have left.)

quartata

21:31

@TanMath cooldown

TanMath

@quartata i am testing it..

Calvin's Hobbies

!eval "a" + 5

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @Calvin'sHobbies TypeError: Unexpected type of argument in function add (expected: Array or Matrix, actual: BigNumber, index: 1)

TanMath

!doorknob

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> 'OH GODS NO!! You can't leave us here with Doorknob! It'll be nethack everywhere!' -Geobits

Calvin's Hobbies

21:32

What language is it evaling in @qua

quartata

@Calvin'sHobbies It's MathJS

Special library

!delete_self

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> *quartata poisons The Tin Soldier*
<The Tin Soldier> No! W–Why would you do that, quartata ?! I'm dying now. Slowly and inexorably. (Type `!status` to see how I am doing i.e. how much time I have left.)

TanMath

@quartata why do you keep blocking the messages!

quartata

@TanMath I don't...?

TanMath

!delete_self

Calvin's Hobbies

21:33

!eval "strung"

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @Calvin'sHobbies sin(89) => 0.86006940581245322683684618102364927045622251077335794273099613

TanMath

@quartata then who does?

quartata

@TanMath It has a cooldown, you know.

Alright, can someone try and !cure him?

TanMath

!cure

!status

Calvin's Hobbies

!eval "string"

quartata

21:34

!status

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> I am poisoned by quartata and have 4 minutes left to live.

quartata

!cure

!status

TanMath

!status

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> I am poisoned by quartata and have 4 minutes left to live.

Calvin's Hobbies

!say dos attack

Thatha

21:34

<The Tin Soldier> @Calvin'sHobbies dos attack

TanMath

@quartata doesn't work, huh?

quartata

@TanMath hm

Calvin's Hobbies

!say dos attack 2

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @Calvin'sHobbies dos attack 2

quartata

Yeah guess not.

Calvin's Hobbies

21:35

!say dos attack 3

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @Calvin'sHobbies dos attack 3

Calvin's Hobbies

Needs a !ping command

quartata

By the way, it doesn't handle multiple messages at once very good. It's really designed to handle only one command at a time.

Calvin's Hobbies

!ping Phi toasht

quartata

You might notice some "conflicts" where it only evaluates one person's command

Calvin's Hobbies

21:35

Does is not keep a queue of all incoming messages?

!baddesign

quartata

@Calvin'sHobbies It does but it only holds 3 at a time

And it's JS + DOM so it is a bit wonky sometimes

TanMath

so if @Calvin'sHobbies and I send doorknob at the same time, then it will know and send teo doorknob messages?

quartata

It shouldn't since it is supposed to have a 10 second cooldown

But it'll probably work because it's kinda... strange

Here lemme get you an explanation

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> You killed me, quartata . Now, I die.

quartata

Nov 4 at 2:36, by quartata

So if a message hits the rate limit it will post a reply to it after the rate limit if nothing else is posted afterwards

TanMath

21:39

goodbye!

quartata

Pinned so that people won't ask again

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> You killed me, quartata . Now, I die.

TanMath

can you demonstrate?

quartata

Sure.

Don't say anything.

TanMath

@quartata also why does it keep saying it died?

Thatha

21:40

@TanMath Because the bot turns off after being poisoned

<The Tin Soldier> Bot initiated. Type !help for help.

quartata

OK.

!time

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @quartata Sat Nov 14 2015 13:41:16 GMT-0800 (PST)

quartata

Dammit, I can't do it because I'm on SE cooldown.

Calvin's Hobbies

@quartata You need to have a 20 second posting cooldown to make sure all messages can get through (meta.stackexchange.com/a/164900/266052)

quartata

@Calvin'sHobbies 20 seconds? All right, I can do that.

Give me a couple minutes so me and the bot can cooldown.

Calvin's Hobbies

21:42

That's what I had to do to make sure chat relay never skipped messages

TanMath

@quartata how about we can both send a message at almost the same time?

quartata

@Calvin'sHobbies Interesting.

@TanMath It won't work because the bot is on SE cooldown (so it has to wait before posting).

Calvin's Hobbies

Though you could send them faster if there aren't as many at a time. But for chat relay I don't really care if it's 20 sec late.

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> Bot initiated. Type !help for help.

quartata

!cure

Calvin's Hobbies

21:47

!help!

!help

quartata

Please leave it alone for a second. I'm testing something.

Thatha

It does look like the timeout worked, since it didn't reply to Calvin's help.

Calvin's Hobbies

You can make yourself a restricted room (unless theres a rep req)

Thatha

@Calvin'sHobbies I don't want it to be restricted, since I want people to come and help me test it. I just need a bit of quiet for a second

<The Tin Soldier> Bot initiated. Type !help for help.

quartata

!status

Thatha

21:49

<The Tin Soldier> I am healthy and have Infinity minutes left to live.

quartata

!help

\o/

!delete_self

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> *quartata poisons The Tin Soldier*
<The Tin Soldier> No! W–Why would you do that, quartata ?! I'm dying now. Slowly and inexorably. (Type `!status` to see how I am doing i.e. how much time I have left.)

quartata

!cure

!status

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> I am healthy and have Infinity minutes left to live.

quartata

There we go.

I think I'll make it so that "trusted users" can ignore the timeout though. It's pretty damn long...

SuperJedi224

21:53

Is there a bot creation tutorial?

quartata

Depends.

What kind of bot are you trying to make?

SuperJedi224

I really don't know yet.

quartata

This bot is written in JS and it was all originally written by Conor.

If I re-wrote this I'd use Doorknob's excellent SEChatty which does most of the heavy lifting for you.

I think there are a few things to consider while making any bot:

SuperJedi224

@quartata Is there a java version of that?

quartata

1. Always test any change rigorously, since bots can do a lot of nasty things if they don't work

2. Make sure you have some sort of anti-spam mechanism (people don't like crazy spam bots)

3. Be mindful of security holes if it runs on your computer

@SuperJedi224 It's written in Ruby.

SuperJedi224

21:57

Yes, I know. I was asking if there's a java port available.

quartata

You can use JRuby if you want though.

@SuperJedi224 I doubt it. Doorknob made it just for fun.

Calvin's Hobbies

My first chatbot 0

quartata

@Calvin'sHobbies ?

Calvin's Hobbies

My first chatbot 1

My first chatbot 2

quartata

What

TanMath

22:02

what?

Calvin's Hobbies

@SuperJedi224 Very simple pure js chatbot:

javascript:i=0;f=function(){document.getElementById('input').value='My first chatbot '+(++i);document.getElementById('sayit-button').click()};setInterval(f,20000);f(‌);

5

TanMath

@Calvin'sHobbies why are you posting rubbish?

quartata

Ah, cool.

TanMath

oh...

quartata

I personally wouldn't recommend writing a chatbot in JS unless you like JS (which Conor does)

Calvin's Hobbies

22:02

^ paste that into your browser's search bar (you may need to type the javascript:)

My first chatbot 1

My first chatbot 2

My first chatbot 3

My first chatbot 4

My first chatbot 5

My first chatbot 6

TanMath

spam!

Calvin's Hobbies

My first chatbot 7

It pasted funny for me so here's the raw text if anyone wants - pastebin.com/raw.php?i=EvQWAgHL

My first chatbot 8

SuperJedi224

Time=1447539459080

Time=1447539479091

Well, we have a simple JS one up at least

Time=1447539499098

Time=1447539519450

Time=1447539539453

Time=1447539559457

Time=1447539580452

Time=1447539600453

Better refresh the page to kill it.

And... done.

SuperJedi224

22:36

"document.getElementsByClassName is not a function"?

Calvin's Hobbies

@SuperJedi224 Try jquery or developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/API/Document/querySelector

SuperJedi224

Guys, seriously, why am I getting an error claiming that something which quite obviously is a function (the console has confirmed this) is not a function?

Calvin's Hobbies

Whats the exact error?

SuperJedi224

Uncaught TypeError: document.getElementsByClassName is not a function

Calvin's Hobbies

Whats your code

SuperJedi224

22:53

!time

UTC Time:1447541611580

Well, I got it working.

!time

UTC Time:1447541705750

pastebin.com/8nE1yQRu

But it's still just a kind of silly javascript bot

Also a bit hackish

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