to save others from transcript diving, back in like 2018 I made an amazon alexa skill for fun and because I was doing a STEM project for school where I was going to have it so that you could control Christmas tree lights with Alexa (spoiler, for some strange reason, I couldn't get the school skill to work in time for submission, but my toy one worked)
anyhow, amazon was still doing a promotion thing at the time where if you made a skill for the first time you got free stuff
I figured I'd opt-in to the free stuff and got the hoodie
I love Jira (not as much as I love CORS but still)
editing a ticket description only to realise I didn't click the description box and I'm instead sending keyboard shortcuts and accidentally assigning myself to tickets is good fun
Moved recently and the previous residents probably moved there to retire or something
So there was a mix up with change of address forms/forwarding orders, probably
@Bbrk24 ...Come to think of it, my face is definitely the worst thing on me by far and I have definitely done my fair share of retreating into hoods when I have had the chance
I think part of my hoodie antipathy comes from middle school dress codes or something? Where you literally just weren't allowed to put the hood up
So I thought "what the hell is the point of having a hood"
And I think at that point I was also convinced that hoodless sweaters were too feminine for me to be allowed to wear or something like that LMAO
But anyways having masks for a couple years after the pandemic was pretty nice
And it was extra nice having these weird neck gaiters instead of normal masks because my dad was convinced normal face masks would cause dangerously low blood oxygen LMAO
But yeah wow I never realized how much I miss being able to disappear into hoods when it isn't winter and/or raining
5k r/m is nothing in the grand scheme of things but it just takes one of them to glance at a network log and see that i'm not really a good model emplyee
session is a cookie that gets set to a random number, and when a client sends you that cookie, you load the data associated with it (all of this is largely automated nowadays)
you can just set the cookie when the client doesn't have one, and that way an "account" (really just an object holding arbitrary data about a client) is created for every visitor