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ah oop I got teleported again
00:35
my bad
this is the second time this week ginger
2 days ago, by lyxal
do you know how hard it is to have to invert gravity for every object?
look, it's experimental technology
yeah but it's inconvenient
you have to risk stuff like this when you're perfecting remote cookie manipulation
super hard, very much an inconvenience
00:39
you know what else is an inconvenience? these monitors
we all have to deal with inconveniences here at Vyxal Corp
but for what it's worth I'm working on fixing the spontaneous lyxal teleportation bug
working on teleportation bugs is tight!
true!
wow wow wow! wow! wow.
01:01
> I still feel a bit strange including a figure in an engineering report that uses comic sans ms.
(the figure being from a lecture slide from a course)
Jokes on you group member, the code screenshots use Comic Mono
01:27
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Q: Clicks for minesweeper

l4m2Given a mine map of minesweeper, output how many left clicks at least needed to win the game. Each left click reveals a cell, and if there's no mine in the 3x3 range, recursively reveal nearby 3x3 cells. Your goal is reveal all safe cells. Test cases: (1 is mine, 0 is safe) 100 000 => 1 000 100 ...

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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

l4m2Clicks for minesweeper Given a mine map of minesweeper, output how many clicks at least needed to win the game. When clicking on a revealed safe cell, if all nearby(3x3 range) mines are all revealed, then all nearby cells get revealed; clicking on an unrevealed cell reveals it. When any cell get ...

 
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03:09
Did… did they post it on main and then in the sandbox?
They look like different challenges; the Sandbox one is both left and right clicks, not just left clicks
03:25
Without dblclick, right click is useless
03:41
> The code uses JSON.parse to parse a JSON string, which can be vulnerable to JSON injection attacks. Consider using a safer parsing method, such as JSON.parse(JSON.stringify(json)).
Can't wait for the day AI finally overthrows humanity and just makes all of our software slightly broken
04:07
@noodleman doesn't ring any bells, but we've definitely had a lot of "validate x kind of number" challenges and the validation here seems like a fairly trivial variation on the luhn algorithm
Yeah, frankly we've had too many such challenges, that are literally just "multiply values at these indices by these weights, sum, modulo, compare"
05:04
Y'know, what with uni work and life and everything, I haven't been properly active on the site for far too long (I'm not counting the "routine" mod work of handling minor flags). Now I'm done with school for the academic year, I'm looking forward to re-engaging with the site again :P
05:16
I sure love submitting assignments with screenshots using Comic Mono
that's like 2 I've submitted with the funny font
06:14
god I'm so fucking excited to get my NeX GEn hoodie
I preordered one, it should ship later this month
And I only just realized that the sleeve that's referencing the four angels is a lyric in one of the interludes of the album
...and it's apparently a reference to the band's logo being a hexagram, since the lyric comes from a "banishing ritual" in which you, quote, "imagine a golden hexagram within your heart"
06:39
WhY IsNT mY cOMPUTer wORKIng afTEr rUnNiNg __import__("shutil").rmtree("/")
> The problem is obvious don’t waste our time — Almost everyone in this chat room
06:53
Home baked tortillas are so good omg
Half of my meals in the last few days have just been me standing in front of a pan with a bag of bake-at-home tortillas and slightly burnt fingers
It's like the difference between earbuds and studio headphones. It's the same experience, just everything is a little better
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer Please don't post code that can cause damage to people's computers
Even if it's obvious what it does, all it takes is a mis-paste or a very tired TNBer for someone's day to get a lot spicier
 
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09:54
CMC Convert tio CGCC Post into CMC. Useful when suggesting optimization in comment if answer is in tio
@l4m2 I think that's a dupe of an actual challenge I made. Yup, here:
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Q: Convert a TIO answer to a CMC answer

AdámLet's for once do something useful. Given the text from a Try It Online codegolf submission, produce the equivalent Chat Mini Challenge submission, which is of the form Language, N bytes: [`code`](URL) or (if submission is a single byte – TIO will add a trailing s on the first line only if neede...

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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

emanresu AGenerate a subgroup of a free group In group theory, the free group with \$n\$ generators can be obtained by taking \$n\$ distinct symbols (let's call them \$a, b, c ...\$ etc), along with their inverses \$ a^{-1},b^{-1},c^{-1} ...\$ . Then the free group is the set of all finite words formed by ...

Yay I actually did something for once
This is definitely the best way to revise for my group theory exam tomorrow
11:14
"Spiders Georg" is an Internet meme that began circulating on the microblogging website Tumblr in 2013. It was created by Max Lavergne as a humorous post involving a common misconception about the average number of spiders accidentally swallowed per year by each human. The post saw an increase in popularity the following year, and the format of the meme has been adapted to other topics, mimicking the spelling and grammatical errors of the original post. == History == "Spiders Georg" was first posted about in 2013 by Max Lavergne; it is based on the misconception that humans swallow some number...
Thanks Wikipedia
The Ligma joke first gained popularity online in July 2018. "Ligma" sounds similar to the words "lick my", and became a sophomoric Internet meme to set up a crude joke. When someone unfamiliar with the term is prompted to ask "What's ligma?", the punchline is to respond with "Ligma balls", "Ligma nuts", "Ligma butt" or something similar. == Derivation and bofa meme == The Verge reported in July 2018 that ligma "is the new bofa", a pun on "both of". In a conversation, the speaker might set up the joke by saying, "I went to this great Italian restaurant last week, and they make great bofa", to prompt...
Wow
Internet phenomena are social and cultural phenomena specific to the Internet, such as Internet memes, which include popular catchphrases, images, viral videos, and jokes. When such fads and sensations occur online, they tend to grow rapidly and become more widespread because the instant communication facilitates word of mouth transmission. This list focuses on the internet phenomena that is accessible regardless of local internet regulations. == Advertising and products == Amazon Coat – an unnamed coat sold on the online store Amazon.com by the Chinese clothing brand Orolay, previously known...
There's a whole page of articles that I didn't expect Wikipedia to have
 
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12:36
Code golf is useful ಠ_ಠ — Conor O'Brien Jun 19, 2017 at 19:41
my laptop randomly freezes and crashes into an unresponsive black screen like twice a day for some reason
and the worst part is i cant even figure out why
i mean, dmesg does show SATA link failures and a bunch of pcie errors but it seems to be recovering from them? or not?...
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Q: Find the most isolated point

bigyihsuanGiven two non-empty sets of points \$P,T = \{(x,y)\ |\ x,y \in \mathbb{Z} \}\$, find the point \$p \in P\$ such that it is the "most isolated" from all points in \$T\$. The "most isolated" point is defined as the point that maximizes the distance to all points in a given set. If multiple points are

 
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14:50
bunny slugs! love them.
@Seggan my server did that. when's the last time you updated your BIOS?
Is it possible to learn this power?
don't we already steal mitochondriae from bacteria?
15:54
chloroplasts are superior to mitrochondriae
 
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17:30
@Themoonisacheese uhh it may have updated while i was doing a routine update and wasnt watching
the last time i remember updating it was a month ago
usually it happened like once every 2 weeks or so now its happening every day
ill try updating it later today
 
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19:17
Assigned Magnemite by AI
 
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20:41
I, also, am 47.12% confident
@lyxal This feels like it should've been an XKCD
I think Spiders Georg should be played by Beret Guy
21:00
@Seggan That's SO COOL
> In August 2023, Business Insider referred to Donald Trump as the Spiders Georg of world leaders, as his indictments on 91 felony counts yield the statistic that the mean number of felony charges per U.S. president is two.
That makes him the Spiders Georg of U.S. presidents, but I doubt that felony charges make him unique among (former) world leaders.
I was hoping Wikipedia would have a list page for that, but I don't see one
21:23
CMC: Given a map/dictionary/object, or string representation of one, print/return all of its keys
I have a really cool 29 byte solution in JS that I just realized is far longer than the boring Object.keys solution lol
x=>JSON.parse(x,console.log)
@DLosc Brazil, South Korea, and Israel have all sent former leaders to jail just within the past decade
@RydwolfPrograms Python, 3 bytes: dir
21:45
@RydwolfPrograms it's a bit shorter with alert
Oh true
Or TIO's print
21:57
@RydwolfPrograms Swift, six bytes: \.keys
I can count
22:47
Witness the true brilliance of AI:
Math.sign(a[1] - a[0]) * Math.abs(a[1] - a[0])
22:57
Hey, at least it's not suggesting to completely overwrite your html to speed up the page
ooh I remember that lol
"not recommended"
Developers hate him!

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