lol look at this haha: desmos.com/calculator/r51ges5gup

\textcolor?

That's slightly cursed lol

@emanresuA yep

Desmos has no idea how to handle it lol

not useful at all because it doesnt work, but still cool nonetheless

> add slider: textcolor

When you do that

i swear textcolor didnt work when i tried it a while back, but something mustve changed because it works now

@RadvylfPrograms 😳

desmos.com/calculator/y3waacpoqy

Page Selector⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ [closed] why so much space?

It appears it was added to bypass the 15-char limit

nothing to see here

how long should one usually wait before accepting an answer for meta consensus?

move along

or is it based on # of votes?

I generally wait until it's clear that there is a clear, unopposed consensus

@lyxal ok... so how long would that be? one week?

And also, the post needs to have at least +5 net score and at least twice as many upvotes as downvotes iirc

That's for standard loopholes

You should probably just get a RO to pin a message here so people notice it

@AidenChow not necessarily - if I saw that there was a single answer with unilateral upvotes (like 10 or so) within a few days, I'd probably accept that

But a week should be pretty standard

Sandbox posts last active a week ago: Ragged slice

teeth soup

okay and?

</sentence>

no I meant, what's your point

everyone can make teeth soup

what's so special about yours that it needs to be bold italics?

that's just how the soup is

then it's bad soup

bold italics tastes horrible

wat

@GingerIndustries We've confirmed that Ginger's not a markov chain

clearly you've never experienced true soup

\o/ finally beat couch 2048

@GingerIndustries true soup falls over before you eat it

@emanresuA Have you the the the the the the?

@GingerIndustries Not a sentence, just a noun phrase :P

@GingerIndustries it doesn't just lean over and never fall

._.

what kinda soup you got in Australia

wait, this feels familiar

I have been in this place before.

that kinda soup

it falls fully over and it does it in slow motion

hot take: this chat is a budget discord sever

@GingerIndustries you're a budget discord server

Today I remembered that I said that

I remember everything because how else can I run my markov chains

Thank you default HTML without CSS for putting all my form elements on a single line.

very cool and helpful

ಠ_ಠ

The genius of this chatroom is that everyone riffs on everyone else. It's like improv but by programmers.

(otherwise known as php)

@GingerIndustries I'd insert a meta-joke that riffed on this message but I couldn't be bothered. And besides, a meta-meta-self-referrential joke like this is funnier

I just meta'd your meta-meta-self-referential statement (and this message telling you that is itself a meta-meta-self-referential statement)

This joke's so meta Facebook's trying to buy it

This joke's so meta, even this acronym... wait, who's TJ?

These Jnuts

meta-meta-meta-self-referential is just meta-meta-meta-meta-meta-existentialism, aka radvylf.

and then there's anti-climatic things like beans

      Big
     mEta
   metA
existeNsialism
  jokeS

there we go

@lyxal ^^ did you mean

nintendo switch logo but it clicks upwards

@GingerIndustries php[ipis]

@lyxal ರ_ರ

please, it's only a little chaos chaos

herobrine is displeased with your pipis

there's a YTP

what herobrine doesn't know is that I can do anything

on an unrelated side note, who keeps spinning the world around?

he knows now

@lyxal h

@lyxal A couple of chipmunks running raelly fast

don't you hate it when your laptop flips forwards and smacks you in the forehead

Almost as much as I hate it when punk teenagers steal my doorknob button so I stick my thumb into live electrical wires

h

e

c

Idea: science clickbait: stuff that's basically substanceless but gets lots of citations

"balls bounce higher if you drop them from higher"

Did you mean: Dihydrogen Monoxide Awareness?

@RadvylfPrograms sounds like those chipmunks are really keeping up

Seriously, a few of my classmates did that :P

Tfw getting an item shipped internationally from a company on the other side of the world is cheaper than ordering it from a few states over through the US Postal Service

...wow, and I just found it on the same site I ordered the raspberry pi from, so I could've just lumped it in with that :|

I even searched first and couldn't find it on that site

Is it just me or does all Amazon have nowadays is cheap knockoffs of stuff

it's just you

About to spend $14 on shipping for a $12 product :|

are you not in debt

I'll fix that later

ಠ_ಠ

It'll all end in tears, I know it!

I'll just go with the cheap knockoff on Amazon for now

what are you getting

USB speaker

adafruit.com/product/3369

ayy adafruit

Stupid website I got the raspberry pi from had the same speaker but their search is totally wack and it didn't show up

all hail adafruit

I'll have spent $100 on this project now, when the actual supplies I need for it is a total of $40.

Thanks to shipping, taxes, and the extra stuff I had to buy to get the raspberry pi since everything but some random kit was sold out

damn shame chip shortages otherwise you coulda used a pi0w for $10

@GingerIndustries That's what I'm using, yeah

Paid $50 to get it, since it was sold out unless I got it with a case and a ton of other stuff

oh

And then shipping added $15

¯\_(ಠ_ಠ)_/¯

that sucks man

I've been trying to get my hands on a Nvidia Jetson Nano for weeks

they've been out of stock since like 2020

Luckily my parents usually don't look at the shipping cost of stuff, so I can probably just tell them it's $60 total and get away with it

I would say it's gonna suck when I have to pay for stuff myself and I can't pretend shipping and taxes don't exist, but it'll probably be a lot better having a job to actually get money to buy stuff with since my birthday+christmas+allowance savings are at an all time low and the government's not gonna bail me out this time

I had the luck of already having a bunch of parts pre-pandemic

@GingerIndustries how much would you be willing to pay for one?

@user wat

Because i think i could get one

w a t

i have access to a jetson, though i don’t know if they’d let me buy it

I am willing to pay $99, which is the current MSRP of one

@GingerIndustries that is not a hot take

lukewarm would be generous

I’ll check if they let me take it for like $60

@UnrelatedString JUST LIKE UR MOM

but tbh if some random plat on the internet offered to give you an expensive piece of equipment while also hinting that they might technically not be allowed to have it you would probably be a bit concerned as well

I’m not going to steal it lol

is this going to be a piecekeeping operation

Im in a club that has a jetson that hasn’t been used since like 2018 and probably never will

user's gonna rob them at machinegunpoint

@user how much ram does it have

so i could just ask nicely if i can take it home and donate $60

@GingerIndustries no idea, I’ll have to check

how am I going to get this thing

hey kid, ya wanna buy a Nvidia Jetson Nano ?

we apparently used it for vision processing but now there’s a nice camera that does that itself

@GingerIndustries uhh, I’m thinking of a way to ship it to you without revealing either of our addresses

how the hell do I explain a Jetson Nano showing up at my doorstep

You ship it to me, I ship it to Ginger, I sell both of your addresses to the dark web

@GingerIndustries ?

It’s not a nuke lol

It's going to be pretty hard for me to explain why this is not feasible without revealing a bunch of personal info

@RadvylfPrograms yes I’m sure criminals will be very interested in the address of a random user

suffice it to say due to personal reasons I can't really do that

:(

Alright then

all that can really be done here is to wait

sorry

I’m going to try taking the jetson home for myself then

I already have one of Sphero's RVR robots, so for my birthday I'm trying to get my hands on a Nano and a LIDAR sensor

I can put a parachute on a tank, drive it to user's house and grab the jetson, then split it in half. I push the young man it results in to the ground, and use the jet to propel the tank to Ginger.

Wait no I gotta bring the son with me so I can merge him with the jet again

and then I smack em together and bing bang boom segmentation fault

. _ .

@RadvylfPrograms am i C, because i don’t get the reference

wait how do you know where user and myself live

@user Split jetson in half. You get a jet and a son.

sūs

@GingerIndustries wouldn’t a simple arduibo kit do for most things?

@RadvylfPrograms oh lol

> arduibo

also no, I want this lad to do ai shit

The knockoff version of Arduino :p

arduibo: Nintendo's first, last, and only foray into the world of hobby electronics

arduibo - Like arduino but written in Malbolge

At least it's not C++

arduibo: What people who see the letter n like redwolf sees the letter e use

e LATIN CHARACTER NO RADVYLF

arduino is open source so anyone can make their own

just a normal day using github desktop

lol

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

also, this is what it looks like when you don't tidy your branch list in github dekstop:

most of those branches don't exist on origin but because I don't tidy my branch list they still exist locally

imagine not pushing to prod

kinda can't

because it's protected

@PyGamer0 making your own board and chil abd stuff is like not cak

not cak? what if I want it to be cak?

cak vs plat

export async function create_gist(filename, description, content) {
    const files = {};
    files[filename] = { content };
    const response = await fetch("https://api.github.com/gists", {
        method: "POST",
        headers: {
            Accept: "application/vnd.github.v3+json",
            "Content-Type": "application/json",
            Authorization: `Basic ${config.github_username}:${config.github_token}`,
        },
        body: JSON.stringify({ description, files }),
    });
}

can anyone see anything wrong with this lol

this gets me a 500 and i'm not exactly sure why cuz the response body is empty

is the gist public?

@hyper-neutrino have you tried turning it off and on again?

@lyxal no but I am creating a gist here so

Is this browser fetch or node-fetch?

this is node-fetch

Hmm, so it's likely not a header not getting set (browser fetch can be pretty restrictive about headers IIRC)

oh I see

Just in case you may want to try sending it to a node server on localhost:8080 or something, just to make sure all the headers are set properly and all that

interestingly it works when I curl and i'm not sure what i'm doing differently between the two

curl -u username:token api.github.com/gists -H "Accept: application/vnd.github.v3+json" -d '{"description": "test gist 2", "files": {"test2.txt": {"content": "hello"}}}'

I wouldn't be surprised if it was node-fetch, then

yeah. i'll just start up a server and see what the request looks like

@hyper-neutrino Basic username:token as opposed to username:token?

I had to write my own HTTP library for NP/SP (because of some weird cookie handling in node-fetch), wasn't fun lol

@emanresuA i assume -u sets the header correctly

Okay

also the curl works

it's the node-fetch that doesn't

Then use node to run the curl /hj

Yeah, comparing the headers on the curl vs. node-fetch should hopefully reveal the issue

ah i think i need to base64 encode the basic authorization

lmao

Oof

this is what taking drugs feels like

lol what the fuck

^

exactly

now you have been enlightened as I have

@GingerIndustries sure

@RadvylfPrograms What does ws 1011 mean?

Something really weird happened, I guess

Works for me

Not on tanks, just in general

Asking for a friend

@emanresuA Aww <3

:)

No answer :(

9amgain hvfbc8ighfmd frehdni8iee/?/e?

!

@GingerIndustries I... rather like it? It's animals made into fractals. I watched several other vids by the same person, and Cows Cows Cows in particular had a sequence that was basically a Cantor set with cows.

Also, I don't know enough about music to explain why, but the music in each video is basically the concept of "uncanny valley" distilled in audio form.

Very fitting.

@DLosc I do not like how accurate that is

it's liminal music

your message here

Okay SE chat I did what you asked.

Now what?

there's also this

Big yikes on that second guess

took things from jelly and caird's fork

do you already have substring index (so the new substring existence would presumably have, like, the argument order reversed or something)

whats that?

also consider a scan with starting value; can't think of a concrete example but i've wished jelly had that a few times

ok

nice call having both directions of reduce btw

@UnrelatedString so should those be diagraphs?

or single byte

probably single byte

good unicode has ‶

@UnrelatedString ok added to the list

@UnrelatedString what is substring index?

imagine actually developing a usable golflang and not some other shit

which is impossible because i havent implemented the cool things :p

i want to beat python :b

like multidimensional stuff which i dont understand :₩

which is impossible because python cannot get any better

@GingerIndustries python can get better

i'm listening

gist.github.com/PyGamer0/91367c88b3dc48e179c576ba0538c4a6

and make map faster please

if you are making a better python

Etch solves #1 by having no lambda and doesn't solve any of the other ones

nice

eventual lambda syntax will prob. be like define [args]: [code];

either that or define [args] {code}

len("define") == len("lambda")

but at least it isn't an obscure stoopid greek thing

Etch optimizes for ease of use

lambda is better imo

gbai

CMQ: Is it better to convert to digits if the argument is a number, for any(?

Any final feedback?

tfw you find a dead-end stronghold :/

@pxeger No, looks fine

And...

@pxeger It's +7, what does that tell you?

@emanresuA It's not a bug, it's a feature :/

Time to grind more ender pearls

It's a pain even with looting III

@GingerIndustries i feel like define is one of the worst possible choices of keyword for anonymous functions, whether or not it's what you use for named functions

@PyGamer0 index within one string where another string appears as a substring

so like find?

probably

like jelly's w

If you start at integer position x >0 on the number line and walk left or right at each step with prob 1/2, what is the prob you never get to the origin ?

0

Not necessarily

Don't remember why but there's a proof somewhere

Are you sure it is 0?

@emanresuA i dont care if its average or not, all i care is that is beats vyxal

(yes i switched rooms)

(yes nobody else will understand the context of the conversation)

Also see my disclaimer that caird only uses it when it significantly beats vanilla Jelly.

I understand @emanresuA's proof for graffe's question now

If you never touch the origin, then you must go out to infinity (you can never stop at some finite number) and the probability of continually going to infinity tends towards zero.

ok for returning every nth value, is range better than digits?

      ⊏
> 10
> [2, 3, 4]
[[0 2 4 6 8] [0 3 6 9] [0 4 8]]

i would say range

@ophact Also, demo sorta

@pxeger Jelly, 4 bytes

@emanresuA ...this was really surprising until i started thinking about ways to specifically do it in 4 bytes lmao

@emanresuA for what?

oh

I'll try to solve it now

@UnrelatedString You got it yet?

ye

Wait is it allowed to solve sandboxed challenges before they are posted?

probably several ways to do it but mine's md5 is 6da2a16459595ca7a2e6530fe1f326a1

and it's all ascii :)

Hm okay

@ophact it's generally discouraged

Mine's all-but-one ascii

It's hover for spoiler

that is... almost nothing like mine

Also, have a look at the date on this

Kinda sus

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

@UnrelatedString Oof yeah

@UnrelatedString wow it says o/

Trying to figure out what that does because I don't natively speak Jelly

Hm I was messing around with the equivalent of o/ in Vyxal

Problem is, only works on Vyxal ≤2.8.2

it's

That approach also gives me 4 in Vyxal, thanks

nice

Had to do transpose and vectorised minimum though because [[classic vyxal jankness]]

pog

lets see if i can port it to flax

wait what does a dyad and } do?

@UnrelatedString foldr is diagraph

@emanresuA well I'm waiting until a weekday to post it, but I thought I'd solicit once more just in case

I'm particularly worried about this one being a duplicate

I don't think it's a duplicate

but...

related

very related, in fact

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ pxeger's is better specified and more usable, dupe hammer that one

Yep, that's why I said related and not duplicate

Given that the sandbox score of one is equal to the main score of the other, the sandbox one's probably better

Were you the downvoter?

It was at 8 points a minute ago

Mayyybe

I've started downvoting a lot more recently :P

@PyGamer0 i noticed

it definitely would not warrant a single character lol

@emanresuA There might be a correlation between your downvotes and the number of poor questions recently?

If you post it now I can do the dupe hammering, if we're all in agreement about that?

Yep, I agree

Please do post new challenges, because there have been less challenges lately

o/

o/, I guess

No youtube, The World Revolving is not music of Asia

What do you listen to?

deltarune ost remixes

and occasionally ytpmvs

and other meme music material

TBH, the only song in my spotify playlist is never gonna give you up.

surprisingly, I don't actually listen to it that much

And Dragon Brick by joe.

okay, that didn't go as planed

yes very good

very math

very strange

what language is that

js

it's YAML

and copilot wants to make an autocompletion of output: 12.0

when in reality, it should be 13.5

Why should it be 13.5?

because 6. 7+ is the same as 6.5 7+ which is 13.5

How is 6. equal to 6.5?

or am I missing something

is it running vyxal?

because implicit decimal completion

@mathcat it's the element list for v3

ah

Not quite the test cases I was looking for reduce-by

I’m an idiot, i tried for a plural word on the third one instead of the obvious one