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19:00
prob about 1mph
If you want your soul pure again
so that's 10 billion billion mph
I'd feel hard feeling remorse
@GingerIndustries You're saying an ant can travel a mile in an hour?
@mathcat well you'd be dead so it wouldn't matter
@RedwolfPrograms No, Google
oh wait
wrong ant
19:01
That'd be half a meter in a second
Those are some fast ants lol
turns out nobody really does research on that
the fastest ant can move at 1.9mph
Nine body lengths per second is what I get
@RedwolfPrograms same
So a chain of ants one mile long can go at 9 mph
well if we make a wild guess that all ants on average move at 0.1 mph
that's a 1 billion billion mph ant convoy
BuzzFeed article: How to break the laws of space-time using JUST lego!
19:05
I wonder how much kinetic energy they'd have...
It's probably best for the laws of physics for us to just stick to 8 billion human souls
which you can do plenty more with
after traveling to the moon in 78 seconds, we still have 4 billion souls left
TIL mink rafts are an actual thing
1 with 49 zeroes units of kinetic energy
@RedwolfPrograms One gigaant
Sep 16 '21 at 18:59, by caird coinheringaahing
var numbers = [
    "a", "b", "c", "d", "f", "g", "i", "j", "k", "n", "o",
    "p", "q", "r", "s", "t", "u", "v", "w", "x", "y", "z"
];
19:07
@emanresuA ಠ_ಠ
Redwolf's code, not mine
@RedwolfPrograms ಠ_ಠ
explain yourself
I wrote numbers but meant digits. This is for a base-22 ID number.
And ehlm are missing because those are the yellow letters
@RedwolfPrograms oh, so this isn't a god-tier golfpost
No, it's part of RTO's source code :p
19:09
@RedwolfPrograms not a fan of phlegm then I take it
@RedwolfPrograms oh so it isn't just E that you hate?
(actually, who would be a fan of phlegm)
Nope, h, l, and m are also not the best
what is the best?
nobody likes ehlm
19:10
you must not be a fan of the word "helm" then huh :p
@pxeger Hard to say. Depends on context.
@hyper-neutrino Words that are all yellow are actually often not that bad
It's words like "map" or "tone" that are bad
(p is yellow in the context of map)
*tries to think of the similarities between "map" and "tone"*
A tone map? :P
tone mapping is a thing
yeah
@cairdcoinheringaahing ninja'd
19:13
@GingerIndustries You edited that message to change who it was replying to as I was hovering over it, and now Wezl's message is permanently highlighted. Ah, SE chat...
if you had a button would you press it
Reload the page
@pxeger ah yes, cursed comment
@cairdcoinheringaahing but that wouldn't be any fun, now, would it?
19:14
@GingerIndustries Suppose the mass of an average ant is 4 milligrams. If we convert that mass to energy using E = mc^2, we get about 360 gigajoules. The annual global energy consumption is estimated at 580 billion gigajoules. So we could power the whole world using only (!) about 1.6 billion ants per year.
ant fusion reactor when?
@DLosc so one "ant" is 360 gigajoules
would it be powered by
ANTIMATTER
4
@pxeger SE chat being broken is basically the norm now :P
If any part of SE chat works fine, it makes national news
@pxeger That would convert significantly less of the ants to energy, so we'd need a lot more of them
19:15
Dec 16 '21 at 2:02, by emanresu A
Chat never worked, so they never have to fix it
never gets any less true
@RedwolfPrograms International news, judging by the variety of countries we're all from
TNB micronation when
I say we conquer the void that is wyoming and claim it for the golfers
7
@pxeger damn ninja'd
lol
19:17
Jun 18 '21 at 1:33, by Redwolf Programs
Jun 8 at 21:06, by Redwolf Programs
Wyoming's like daylight saving time...you just check your GPS and you've jumped forward to Montana
@cairdcoinheringaahing but wyoming doesn't exist
neither for that matter does Colarado
Colorado does, that's where the skiing is :P
state of kansas jello mold
Wyoming is just flat void
or that one town in Germany
19:18
Bielefeld
@cairdcoinheringaahing that's the one
@cairdcoinheringaahing wyoming's chunks never loaded
today I made the best pun I will ever make
I have peaked
actually that's a Colorado pun :)
CMC: Find the most recursively quoted TNB message (for example, Redwolf's above message would have been recursively quoted 2 times)
@cairdcoinheringaahing Void, perhaps, but not exactly flat.
@DLosc the terrain isn't solid, you fall to the center of the Earth as soon as you cross the border
code golfers vs regular golfers, who would win
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

pxegerMelt a nested array code-golf array ascii-art string ragged-list When I look at a ragged-list like [1,[1,[8,2,[1,2],5,4,[9]]],2,3], I sometimes mentally imagine the list melting into goo and dropping like from the edge of a table, going further down in the deeper-nested parts of the list. [1, ...

19:25
@GingerIndustries I'll do that later if you remind me
@GingerIndustries At what kind of competition?
Fight to the death
@DLosc all-out warfare
well, we do have wyoming
Regular golfers, then. They have clubs.
Unfortunately we're vastly out numbered
19:26
but the fewer of us the better :P
@DLosc They may have clubs, but we have <s>a Hulk</s> Wyoming
cmon, only 4 upvotes for a repcap...
@pxeger seems like you're there to me
whoever did that, I think that's against site rules
or, at least, it will get reverted for serial voting
I wasn't asking for upvotes, but honestly I wasn't expecting this to be received so pathetically
19:30
Dec 19 '21 at 23:29, by Ginger Industries
11 hours ago, by lyxal
people mention their rep count and magically it increases
does se chat support strikethrough
---yes---
no yes
19:33
yes
no
It has to be 3
you need 3
~~~got it~~~
Every. Single. Person. In chat has to ask about how the strikethrough works.
19:33
oh
It's awful
@RedwolfPrograms cool, but I didn't ask
@RedwolfPrograms the people, the chat, or the strikethrough?
I even have /strike as a shortcut
Not the people asking, the chat
19:34
The strikethrough
ಠ_ಠ
`/strike`:
`---strikethrough---` ---strikethrough---
got it, thanks
@mathcat I read that at first as like "cool, but I didn't ask" lol
19:34
Stack Exchange more like Hack Exchange lol
Asking how tf chat markdown works is like a rite of passage lol
@mathcat I'd make a comment about doing that but I'd do it myself if given the chance so
the time will come
Please don't respond to stuff people say with that
If mathcat's hadn't been in the specific context it was, I likely would've flagged it
19:37
got it, sorry
Now I'm confused
I am not a fan of "what you say doesn't matter/your opinion isn't wanted here" under basically any circumstances
@RedwolfPrograms we accept all onions
@user my cat kills bugs
19:38
*opinions
Onions are pretty chill
also spiders. but we don't talk about that
@RedwolfPrograms sorry, but that opinion isn't wanted here *kick-mutes Redwolf*
19:39
VTC Redwolf
turn that frown upside down
VTC Redwolf as "Primarily opinion-based" :P
10
when someone says it louder and get all the stars
onion-based
19:40
(⌐■_■)
(■_■)⌐
Hey man, be calm, I got a family
:P
to family? is that a verb
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 /              |######|           |######|    \
|     _______   |######|           |######|     |
|     #""""""   |######|           |######|     |
 \    #         |######|           |######|    /
 :    "          """"""             """"""     :
  \                                           /
   L                    ##########           j
⌐(■_■)⌐
19:42
¬(■_■)¬
😎
@GingerIndustries Looks more like dual wielding pistols now
walk like an egyptian
@GingerIndustries finger guns :P
The 4 variants:
(⌐■_■): Glasses
(■_■)⌐: Gun
⌐(■_■)⌐: Finger guns
¬(■_■)¬: Egyptian
19:43
👉😎👉
CMC: animate alternating between
⌐(■_■)⌐
¬(■_■)¬
⌐(■_■)⌐
¬(■_■)¬
yes
let's see if this one works
(ಠ_ಠ)⌐
it does
the face you make when someone asks what's wrong
<script>i=0;setInterval(_=>document.body.textContent=i++%2?"⌐(■_■)⌐":"¬(■_■)¬",100)</script>
uh...without a meta charset it looks pretty strange lol
¯\_(ಠ_ಠ)_/¯
■-■
@emanresuA that's my line
19:45
golfier: _=>setInterval(_=>document.body.textContent=i++%2?"⌐(■_■)⌐":"¬(■_■)¬",i=100)
@GingerIndustries I know lol
@RedwolfPrograms biblical angel
(ಠ_■)⌐
4
@emanresuA Captain Hook
19:46
Yeah lol
A rather concerned captain hook, too
@RedwolfPrograms maybe he's just got some funky eyeliner on
@GingerIndustries ¬(ꙮ_ꙮ)¬
■-■⌐ EMOTICON GLASSES BABY WITH GUN
@cairdcoinheringaahing a fly?
19:47
@pxeger yes
my time has come
@pxeger biblical angel :P
@RedwolfPrograms The funny thing is, that first character is too tall, so the animation jiggles
@cairdcoinheringaahing ¬(ꙮ_ꙮ)¬ EMOTICON BIBLICAL ANGEL DOING FUNKY DANCE
Go to data:text/html,<html contenteditable><script>i=0;setInterval(_=>document.body.textContent=i++%2?%22%E2%8C%90(%E2%96%A0_%E2%96%A0)%E2%8C%90%22:%22%C2%AC(%E2%96%A0_%E2%96%A0)%C2%AC%22,100)%3C/script%3E (URL) to see what I mean
Okay that link looks super sus but it decodes to my CMC response
19:49
when you see some cheese
He's tired and needs coffee :p
ninja'd lol
I like how we both saw the same thing in a random unicode blob
@GingerIndustries ninja'd
@RedwolfPrograms whatever do you mean
@pxeger Is acceptable for the eyes?
@GingerIndustries Idk I can't read
19:51
┐■_■ ┎
┐ ■_■┎
data:text/html,<html contenteditable><meta charset=utf-8><script>i=0;setInterval(_=>document.body.textContent=i++%2?%22%E2%8C%90(%E2%96%A0_%E2%96%A0)%E2%8C%90%22:%22%C2%AC(%E2%96%A0_%E2%96%A0)%C2%AC%22,100)%3C/script%3E is the correct (original) dancing
he dancin
there's weird padding on the┎ so it looks off
⦕'̅ v ̅'⦖⟆ is the one true unicode-emoticon
@Wezl-acautionarytale ⦕ಠ_ಠ⦖⟆
fixed it for ya
I need to see a cat with that expression
19:53
@Wezl-acautionarytale hold please
i'm working on it :)
Python, 221 bytes
works in cmd
you should be concerned
@DLosc Because if so, I have a 47-byte solution in QBasic
does animate mean it always has to clear?
@mathcat Why do you have 4 states? Aren't there just 2 distinct states?
19:56
data:text/html,<html style="white-space:pre-wrap"><meta charset=utf-8><script>i=0;setInterval(_=>document.body.textContent=["%E2%94%90%E2%96%A0_%E2%96%A0%20%20%E2%94%8E","%E2%94%90%20%E2%96%A0_%E2%96%A0%20%E2%94%8E","%E2%94%90%20%20%E2%96%A0_%E2%96%A0%E2%94%8E"][i++%3],20)</script> when you drink too much coffee
okay, I'm done
@Wezl-acautionarytale prepare yourself
@RedwolfPrograms hi yes, my mental state, good to meet you again :P
19:57
⦕'̅ ~ '̅⦖⟆ vs ⦕'̅ ~ ̅'⦖⟆?
when you drink too much coffee
@WheatWizard ah right, that would explain it.
data:text/html,<html style="white-space:pre-wrap"><meta charset=utf-8><script>i=0;setInterval(_=>document.body.textContent=["%E2%94%90%E2%96%A0_%E2%96%A0%20%20%E2%94%8E","%E2%94%90%20%E2%96%A0_%E2%96%A0%20%E2%94%8E","%E2%94%90%20%20%E2%96%A0_%E2%96%A0%E2%94%8E","%E2%94%90%20%E2%96%A0_%E2%96%A0%20%E2%94%8E"][i++%4],100)</script> is more what I was going for
we need a "dancing emoji" generator
lemme see if I can make one
hold please
@RedwolfPrograms I just realized what this post reminds me of ^_^
20:00
⦕'̅͜- '̅ ⦖⟆
@RedwolfPrograms redwolf, can you break down the format of that url for me?
I need to know how to build one
for science
data:text/html, is what's important, everything after that is just the page's HTML
for science
@RedwolfPrograms You should be able to paste normal HTML in and the browser will convert to % codes for you
You could also use JS's encodeURIComponent in the console to do it manually
@RedwolfPrograms Okay, so the data inside the list is the frames, and I can just change the 4 and 100 for number of frames and delay?
noice
lets'a go
@DLosc sure
Okay, if I have Python 2 marked as a variant of Python, and Python 2.7 marked as a variant of Python 2, if I delete Python 2 should Python 2.7 be made a variant of Python, or become an "orphan"?
status update: I've gotten the "add frame" button to add a new input element, still no functionality
@RedwolfPrograms the former
20:10
Okay, and what if it was also marked as a variant of another language?
Actually I'm thinking I'll make two commands for this
@thejonymyster this looks perfectly on-topic to me, I don't see what Fmbalbuena is talking about about
I'm not sure it's that interesting, because you can just submit x=>x<2 (assuming true==1 and false==0)
Likely a misunderstanding/language barrier
Seems very trivial
> This is off-topic and probably duplicate of another challenge
How can it be a duplicate of another challenge if it's off-topic?
The dupe would therefore also be off-topic
@pxeger but what's the domain of inputs
20:14
it's underspecified and trivial but definitely not off-topic
^
@pxeger I was confused for a bit because I had my sandbox filter on
@hyper-neutrino good point, I was just assuming nonnegative integers
trying to get it to remove frames
@pxeger SO has thousands of off-topic dupes :P
20:15
(Userscript of redwolf's that hides deleted sandboxed posts)
LOL @LeakyNun wrote a Pyth program in a Math.SE answer
frames can now be removed
@pxeger I don't understand the challenge
1. Choose two values to represent the Truthy and Falsey outputs to your program
20:19
2. Write a program that takes a value, and returns the Truthy value if the input is one of {the Truthy value, the Falsey value}
that's ... a bit too trivial
@DLosc I'm kidding, I'm kidding
status update: HTML done
What's this for?
@emanresuA dancing emoji generator
20:50
and we're back
It looks like your links are missing the data:text/html,<html style="white-space:pre-wrap"><meta charset=utf-8><script> prefix
oops
@RedwolfPrograms fixed
:/
well, my job here is done
adios
@RedwolfPrograms Is this a one-off?
21:15
@U12-Forward Congrats!
Because I could totally see someone accidentally switching the answer keys for two questions
Oh wow, 38 hats, nearly all of them
It's not a switched answer key, it just was extremely vague about what it wanted me to answer with
And I thought this was going to be human-graded
21:59
How to get time complexity (pseudocode)?
Of what?
pseudocode
@cairdcoinheringaahing Wyoming is too big for us, we're golfers, remember?
A good metric is to think about how long the list of things generated will be for a few inputs, and how that's related. e.g. if you calculate permutations of n items, you'll get n! outputs, so it's O(n!)
@Fmbalbuena Are you asking for some tool that finds the time complexity of any pseudocode or general techniques?
22:03
@user yes, code or pseudocode please
That was not meant as an inclusive or lol
CLS
?"⌐(▀_▀)⌐
SLEEP 1
CLS
?"¬(▀_▀)¬
SLEEP 1
RUN
QBasic, 47 bytes
@user Python tool to find time complexity?
Oh, I don't think such a tool exists
Is that even possible, for any arbitrary algorithm?
Maybe, limit to halting algorithms
22:05
Wait, this might work for a limited number of programs
Found it on Quora, link was half broken, so idk if it's any good
One thing you could do is imagine that every line of your code increments some counter and then guess how the size of your input would affect the value of the counter at the end
@Fmbalbuena Here's one for Java
Same one I linked above
Okay this site is seriously cool
@user I need for Python, Not Java
@DLosc Do You think you can do this in Pip?
@Fmbalbuena No, because Pip doesn't support animation. I could output the strings, of course, but it wouldn't be animated.
@DLosc do this, without animations
22:21
@Fmbalbuena 25 bytes: W1P*"(■_■)"WR^"⌐¬"
22:38
@Fmbalbuena Surely you can translate your Python into Java
23:01
When Jelly has 666 starz
@cairdcoinheringaahing Not really
I could imagine an algorithm that uses the collatz conjecture or something in some way
Huh. Exactly three of these can be done in 3 bytes in Pip.
I'ma go make a version of that for Vyxal
23:28
@user Infinite ingeger? Impossible
(Integer Overflow)
@DLosc Can i help you?
23:50
@Fmbalbuena What's the point of Step 2?
@cairdcoinheringaahing Check if the number of first Step is divisible by 3.
I know. But what if it isn't? Is the number not a Fmbalbuena number?
@cairdcoinheringaahing See step 3
@Razetime 2nd and last step need to be true. — Fmbalbuena 12 hours ago
That should be part of the challenge
And I agree with thejonymyster's comment, that rewording is clearer
@cairdcoinheringaahing ok
23:59
CMQ: Opinions on the current NFT...what should I call it? Craze? Bubble? Hype?

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