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12:00 AM
@Bubbler DLosc had Blubber, which I'd say is pretty good
 
@RedwolfPrograms Australians need to replace G'day with G'Joink :P
 
G'Joink mate, come and have a chin wag while I throw another shrimp on the barbie
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Someday, maybe on April Fools' Day, I'mma go around saying "G'Joink" to random strangers
I'd enlist the help of some friends if I had any
 
@user Yeah, I ran a search and it's the only proper English word
 
@lyxal It's like I'm in Sydney! :P
@Bubbler "Bubbler" might also be one: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubbler_(disambiguation)
 
12:06 AM
Well yeah, I mean not including the original
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing funny that, given JoKing is in Sydney :p
 
@lyxal English, please?
 
@user hello there friend, let's have a pleasant conversation while I place another decapod crustacean on the barbecue
In 2 days time, I'll be the 3rd most frequent voter of all time
 
12:32 AM
Oh like an actual shrimp
@lyxal lyxal v. gnat showdown when?
 
@lyxal I love the fact that when some of the Aussie players tried to sledge during the Ashes a few years back, they ended up just confusing the English players cause they had no idea what "chin wag" meant :P
 
@user next year by my calculations
 
Oh fun, my and HN are exactly one total vote apart :P
And Erik has 4 more than HN, so there are 3 users within 5 votes of each other around 3700
 
 
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1:58 AM
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    /"^"\
    (0 0)
    \_*_/_________
      (          _^^,
      (_________) ( )
cat    |||   |||   "
       ||^   ||^
       ^^    ^^
^ how this works in Incident?
 
TIL that "".join(s.split()) is a way to remove all whitespace from a string
 
@lyxal Can you explain the incident code?
 
I don't know incident
 
@lyxal read this and explain
 
I guess it's fair to say no one on CGCC in 2022 knows how to read or write Incident
 
2:08 AM
someone can learn?
 
It's that level of hard. I also tried to learn it but failed
 
@Bubbler why?
 
because it's part of the collection of ais523's esolangs
generally speaking, if it's an ais523 esolang, it's difficult as frick, but a work of art.
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@mathcat no. I don't like that
I don't like that at all
gosh dang it.
 
why CJam owner quit SE?
 
@Fmbalbuena It's somewhat similar to how bitwise cyclic tag is Turing-complete but you can't really use it for anything real
 
2:13 AM
@Bubbler 11010101010101010101010101110100001010111111 And input 111111100111101
 
2:30 AM
Cursed language idea: Mathematical operations on integers are mutable, so log(x)++ multiplies x by e
 
pls no
no
 
sorry
@hyper-neutrino why?
CMC: find all character that appears more than 3 times
 
@Fmbalbuena Moderation/RO tools shouldn't be used just for testing in a room for actual discussion
 
@RedwolfPrograms ok
 
We had a room where people could test RO tools, but there was an incident
 
2:37 AM
@RedwolfPrograms incident programming language?
 
Haha, but no :p
Didn't even think of the pun
 
ok, which incident, ingroning incident, can you tell me what is incident, and i mean incident, not incident.
 
It turns out if you give RO powers to everyone who asks for them, things get chaotic :p
So the room got renamed so many times and so many permissions changes occured it became basically unusable for testing
 
4 mins ago, by Fmbalbuena
CMC: find all character that appears more than 3 times
^ 60066777th message and solve the challenge above
 
while trying to find the testing room i came across another thing
redwolf remember that time we tried testing IP grabbing from SE chat :P
 
2:42 AM
Yeah, why?
@Fmbalbuena x=>new Set(([...x].map((_,i)=>x.slice(i).match(/(.).*\1.*\1/g)||"")[0][0]))
 
and Python 3?
 
@RedwolfPrograms no particular reason I just saw it while going through the room list
 
@emanresuA wow that's better than my approach with the naive method: Ċ't2>;vt
 
2:44 AM
anyway, the long story short of that room was it existed (I think I made it but I don't remember), we added a bunch of ROs, someone removed all of the other ROs and took over the room, i left it there cuz it was just a spam room which is perfectly fine, and then someone started saying really weird shit so I pre-emptively killed the room cuz it served no purpose and was getting close to getting TOS'd
 
@emanresuA Try it Online! Explain guess.
 
Fun fact: I made a chat program for my friends in 7th/8th grade, and I added a kick command. I forgot to make it mod-only. And it actually worked really well, people would kick each other for no reason on occasion, but if someone started kicking too many people, someone would log in on an alt and kick them
 
convert to count map, for each pair, unstack, check if count > 2, and repeat the char based on if that's true or not
idk if jelly has a countmap function. might need to sort→RLE
 
Would y'all say RLE is a useful built-in (assume a count-map built-in already exists)?
 
@hyper-neutrino correct
 
2:50 AM
@RedwolfPrograms rle is super useful in a few questions if you care about those #1s
 
I feel like I always have too many array operators to fit, but never enough number ones
 
@Fmbalbuena not exactly, it's not very array-y
 
3:14 AM
Fun fact: Your eyes can transmit information at approx. 10 Mbps
Anyone wanna dig up some corpses and make the world's most terrifying Cat 5e cable?
 
3:25 AM
sure
 
att
3:43 AM
@emanresuA not exactly (only affects Log of the value), but tio.run/##y00syUjNTSzJTE78/…
 
4:13 AM
and i use a terminal plugin that maps alt+ctrl+<hjkl> to move to and fro windows
should probably get rid of some plugins
no; it is waiting for the UI, strange
managed to decrease it by 100 ms
 
4:46 AM
@Fmbalbuena very wrong
@att I did not know mathematica could do that.
 
5:18 AM
ok so today in my computer class; sir is gonna teach us about the Scanner class
 
5:38 AM
@PyGamer0 its boring :/
 
6:06 AM
All but the first search result are... what?
 
 
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7:31 AM
CMQ: Which keyboard layout do you use?
 
qwerty 'cos I'm lazy
 
7:54 AM
@PyGamer0 AltGrUK
 
> Qey
Quay?
 
@PyGamer0 accursed combo of apl altgr and BQN Xcompose
 
@pxeger "Key"
 
you could use quay instead of "qey" for your mnemonic, because quay is actually a word, and is pronounced correctly
 
Good call.
 
8:22 AM
TIL Safari sometimes treats file:///users/host/… as https;//users/host/… which is a 404
 
Safari seems to have a lot of URL parsing bugs features
 
9:02 AM
@lyxal he he
I should have said future president.
 
tmrw i gonna get vaccinated:)
CMQ: Lets say i have a file x with the following:
0.1  xx
0.2  xx
0.4  xx
0.6  xx
0.7  xx
0.8  xx
0.10 xx
using cat x | awk '{ print $1 }' i can get the first column,
 
KLAXON that's a useless use of cat!
 
i want to subtract 2 consecutive elements, using awk to generate:
0.0
0.1
0.2
0.2
0.1
0.1
0.2
@pxeger awk <commands> x?
ok so how do i do that
 
awk 'commands' < x
 
oh
also the actual file is generated from neovim --startuptime with the headers removed
 
9:13 AM
@PyGamer0 Vyxal, 1 byte: <overline character> which I can’t type on mobile :p
 
user @recursive made a new text processing language instead of learning awk: munge
it's quite fun, i'd try a LoTM nomination
 
basically i want 2-⍨/0,<data>
 
i don't think pxeger gets apl
 
i said CMQ, its not directed towards pxeger
@Razetime can you show an example?
 
click on the ? link
 
9:22 AM
pxeger←apl
 
@Razetime I don't need to, because I understand the english description and know the context of the task
 
APL is on my to learn list after Scala, J and currently add++
 
and I can more or less work out what the APL does, although how does / work here?
 
/ is reduce, rught?
(or maybe scan)
 
Windowed reduce.
 
9:27 AM
yeah I thought you'd need a cumulative reduce
oh windowed, is that because it's dyadic?
 
Yes. 2 selects window size.
The step size is always 1.
flips the argument order of -
So for a b c d we get (b-a)(c-b)(d-c)
0, injects a 0 before, to get (a-0)(b-a)(c-b)(d-c)
 
i wrote good APL for once :P
 
@emanresuA Thing is, with Vyxal and Jelly 70% of the codepage is obscure golfy aliases. I’m worried that with APL, everything’s gonna be actually useful…
 
@emanresuA but there isnt 256 commands
 
Doesn’t APL have a full codepage?
 
9:41 AM
idk
^ i dont see 256 glyphs ○□○
i think some are missing nvm
 
There’s ASCII
 
oh but most of ascii are letters
 
Aren’t those variables?
 
they can be used as identifiers
 
@emanresuA What does that mean?
 
9:48 AM
Nvm. o/
 
o/
@Adám i think sbcs
 
Then yes and no. We have a legacy SBCS version, but the main product is Unicode-based, and has added new features using glyphs that are not in the legacy SBCS, which instead represent them as ⎕Uxxxx
 
imma go try make md5 in C
 
don't roll your own crypto
 
10:05 AM
why?
 
10:16 AM
Well, it's a good exercise. The MD5 algorithm is written in C friendly way, and there's no problem as long as you don't use it for serious stuff
 
@pxeger The rule means don't make up your own method
@Bubbler what is the risk of using your own md5 implementation?
 
@Anush exploiting
 
@Anush Correctness, maybe? MD5 itself is not recommended for actual security stuff but it's frequently used for quick checksum
 
@Bubbler yes there is a risk in md5 itself but I don't think that there is significant extra risk from using your own implementation
the problem would come if you invented BubblerHash and used that for your passwords
if you use md5 for password hashes I think the risk is actually very low
it is a little higher for signatures I think
 
@Anush bubbler hash?
 
10:24 AM
@PyGamer0 the new hash scheme soon to be invented by Bubbler
 
@Anush everyone knows real gamers use md5 for hashing jelly programs
 
@PyGamer0 doesn't that increase their length? :)
 
but caird and hyper do that
In JHT
 
what do they do exactly? I don't even know what JHT is. Jelly Hash Table?
oh I see. A form for bit commitment
 
@Anush jelly hyper training
not jelly hash tables oof
its for learning jelly
 
10:28 AM
I worry about all these IQ points being used to study esolangs!
I am thinking of the future of the planet here
 
eh its going to end in the distant future, dont worry
@Bubbler you live in the same time zone as @lyxal right?
 
@PyGamer0 might as well enjoy the party of solving problems with obscure languages
@PyGamer0 wrong
Iirc I'm to the east of Bubbler
 
oh
 
Well there's like a 90% chance I'm to the east of anyone
Looks like bubbler is in utc+9
I'm in utc+10 for half the year and utc+11 for the other
Because that's the joys (/s on that) of daylight saving
 
10:43 AM
@lyxal everyone lets move to NZ
 
I think everyone should follow Iceland's TZ year round.
 
*looks outside window into the pitch black of night* yep looks like 10:45am to me!
 
11:05 AM
@lyxal Hey, what do you have against Olenegorsk‽
 
11:33 AM
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

FmbalbuenaGenerate Fmbalbuena Numbers My user id is 106959 How to check if the number is Fmbalbuena number? First step: get digits and count 106959, 6 Second step: Check if the number is divisible by 3? 6 = 2 * 3 Third step: Get first N / 3 digits 106959, 6 = 10 Fourth step: Split by half 6959 69 59 Last s...

 
^ Any feedback?
 
12:28 PM
@hyper-neutrino Is this the one Lyxal took over?
@pxeger And I've been pronouncing it like "kway" this whole time
 
@WheatWizard What would be a reason to develop a project in Curry instead of haskell? is haskell faster?
 
GHC haskell is likely faster.
The curry compilers are more experimental maintained by smaller teams.
 
1:11 PM
I'm back
and I'm working on a new image-stegano challenge
 
ah, i see
but they're still similar to some level
 
This one even compiles Curry to Haskell
 
interesting
 
1:28 PM
i think i;ll learn haskell golf first
wanna see what xnor is doing
 
If you have questions about Haskell feel free to ask me.
 
@user yes
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

xiver77High throughput prime numbers Generate a list of prime numbers in the range from 2 to 1 billion. The output of primes should be in decimal digits followed by a newline character (\n) in ascending order. You may not skip a prime number or output a composite number. Your program's running time will...

 
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A: Hide a message in an image - Cops

Ginger IndustriesMedium Image 1: explore the universe Image 2: no transparency? Image 3:

good luck
:)
 
1:48 PM
@WheatWizard sure, thanks!
 
@GingerIndustries the death stare :p
 
@PyGamer0 good luck
 
oh so "good luck" is the answer?
 
@PyGamer0 no
also hold please, I'm making sure it's possible
 
i am not going to crack it
too Hard for my little brain
 
1:53 PM
Okay, I need to make a small change to the images
Done
@PyGamer0 Be sure to redownload the images
 
> i am not going to crack
 
just in case
 
2:15 PM
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

thejonymysterRemove consistently dependent smaller integers Consider this nested array [[1,2,4],[1,2,3],[2,3]] In each subarray in which 1 appears, a 2 appears. You might say that 1's presence is dependent on 2's presence. The converse is not true, as 2 appears in a subarray without 1. Additionally, 3 is depe...

 
Still better than dogs
Y'know, some people keep cats specifically because they do kill various animals :p
Dogs just stink and look stupid
You wash them, and they smell like wet dog. By the time they dry, they've already rolled around in mud and sweat and whatever else they do and they stink again.
 
i just don't get insulting dogs
 
2:32 PM
For the last four weeks my sister's been dogsitting this extremely weird looking dog thing, it constantly barks at the literal wind, it messes with our cats to the point where it's been slapped by stormie (who has never once done anything of the sort), it gets fur all over the place, it makes weird noises at you whenever you're eating, and all sorts of other stuff
 
is a new tag? Nice, instant bronze badge (also for @Arnauld)
 
Not a new tag, it likely just got to 40 questions
But I know it's been there for a while
@RedwolfPrograms Maybe it's better if your dog isn't a disgusting pig, but I've seen very few dogs who don't exhibit at least a couple of these behaviors
 
I think you need 100 questions for bronze to be available.
 
And people always talk about their "loyalty", but all that means is they either get awful separation anxiety and bark constantly when you're gone, or that the owners have never actually seen the dog around other people
 
Then both cats and dogs have their disadvantages
I say we banish both species off the Earth :P
 
2:36 PM
E.g. the little disfigured monster we're dogsitting definitely isn't "loyal" to his owners, he was perfectly happy to act all cute around us as soon we were the ones holding the bag of food
 
Cats are an ecological catastrophy wiping out entire species. I feel like dogs being needy is like a pretty small concern in comparison.
 
I would also suggest banishing humans from Earth, but I suspect most people won't be happy about that :P
^^ And we're kinda the cause of some problems dogs have
 
Cats are great as pets, since they leave you alone for the most part.
They don't stink.
You don't have to worry about getting bit by your neighbor's cat when it barks at you 24/7.
 
Cats do stink though?
 
2:38 PM
Don't all animals stink?
 
They clean themselves to the point they can chew all their fur off if they're stressed
I've never been able to smell a cat, but every dog has a very disgusting and noticeable "dog" smell
 
Their fur just smells. It's very noticible if you have been around them.
 
Cats always just smell very, very lightly of the environment they're in
I've never been able to smell a cat without intentionally trying very hard, and the ones I've smelled don't smell bad
And you don't need to wash them, either
 
Most the time if I walk into someone's house I can tell if they have a cat or not from the smell.
 
Probably smelling the litter box then
 
2:41 PM
No the litter box and cat hair have different smells.
 
Is smelling cat hair something only some people can do or something?
 
Maybe you're just used to it from having a cat?
 
If you have a cat you might just not notice it because you are always around it.
 
I'm trying to google for "what cats smell like" and everything I can find says they should not have a smell
If I get way up close to one of my cats and intentionally smell it, all I get is a very very very faint smell that I can't really describe but is not bad.
 
I don't think cats smell very bad. They are a little musky is all.
 
2:44 PM
Whereas a dog stinks horribly from like two feet away, and you can immediately tell if someone has one because their furniture is coated in dog fur and stinks like one
Unless you clean your dog all the time
 
@user imo better idea would be to banish these Homo Sapiens, whatever they call them, out of this planet :P
 
I don't think dogs smell all that bad either.
 
nvm i got ninja'd
 
And I'm not just not used to smelling dogs, I have one and have had to deal with her smell for the entirety of my life
 
Maybe it's just your dog that stinks.
I would think there is some variance.
 
2:46 PM
Gottem :P
 
And if dogs get mad/stressed they chew up all your furniture and bark at your neighbors 24/7
 
weasels stink on purpose
 
Cats quite often just scratch at furniture or chew on their fur, which are much more manageable
And barking/begging for food is just plain annoying, whereas (at least for the cats I and people I know have) cats don't meow very often and it's cute when they do (and when they beg they either just sit there and look adorable, or try to paw at your arms while you're eating which is doubly adorable)
 
That's pretty subjective
Pawing at your arms would be pretty annoying to me lol
 
@RedwolfPrograms or block your path while you're carrying heavy or delicate objects, meowing adorably, wrapping around you, and tripping you
 
2:52 PM
Okay that's annoying yeah, but I've heard that if you kind of push them aside, they don't take it personally since they know exactly what they're doing
 
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Q: Find the maximum length in a ragged list

Wheat WizardGiven a ragged list of positive integers find the size of the largest list contained somewhere in it. For example: [1,[1,[8,2,[1,2],5,4,9]],2,[],3] Here the answer is 6 because one of the lists has 6 elements and all other lists have fewer. [1,[1,[8,2,[1,2],5,4,9]],2,[],3] ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^...

 
But yeah it's still pretty subjective, since if there's still so many dog-supporters they must have some sort of redeeming qualities to them
 
some people find loyalty a positive trait :P
 
Also, a big dog could be good for mauling thieves if you're worried about that :P
 
> And people always talk about their "loyalty", but all that means is they either get awful separation anxiety and bark constantly when you're gone, or that the owners have never actually seen the dog around other people
Dogs being "loyal" will never be useful for 99% of people
And cats are just as loyal depending on how you look at it
 
2:56 PM
Cats being not as bad doesn't mean cats aren't bad too :P
 
Both just do the loyalty thing for food
 
Don't we all
 
So why's a cat any less loyal than a dog?
 
Dogs don't kill wildlife. Cats are an invasive species. That's reason enough for me to prefer dogs.
 
> Dogs don't kill wildlife
Says the pile of squirrel skeletons in my backyard
 
2:59 PM
Ok normal dogs kill less wildlife than normal cats.
 
@RedwolfPrograms we're not talking about usefulness. We're talking about cute
 
Are cats useful either?
 
cats are loyal in a bad way :P
 

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