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3:02 PM
@GrainGhost Do you accept my flag?
 
The mods will see your flags without you needing to show them (and Grain Ghost already closed the question anyway)
 
@user ok
 
CMP: Am I a sock of Fmbalbuena?
 
unlikely
you've been around much longer than them
 
also are the star made of pngs?
 
3:08 PM
tbh, I think you're @PyGamer0's
 
sock?
 
@pxeger what if i am
 
@Fmbalbuena alt account
 
@Milk I don't have alt account.
 
3:09 PM
it's short for "sockpuppet"
 
@pxeger why
 
oh, no particular reason
 
You guys both entered chat at around the same time just now
 
@user but didnt he leave?
 
you have similar levels of English speaking ability
@Milk no, he's still here
 
3:11 PM
The rules for alt accounts on the internet are different: If you see two people in the same room at the same time, it's more likely they're alts :P
 
in Vyxal, 11 mins ago, by PyGamer0
!!/'night
 
@Milk He left and came back
 
@pxeger oh ok
@pxeger wDyM
 
@pxeger And (no offense intended, Milk and PyGamer), but they sound like children
 
^
this is what I meant by "no particular reason", I didn't really want to say that because I thought it was a bit judgemental
but the cat's out the bag now I guess lol
 
3:13 PM
lol
 
Welp, my own message is grammatically incorrect
 
actually it was revealed a long time ago
 
@Milk this is extra sus. Why would you both know the Vyxal chat room lore to know what this means, and happen to have noticed that specific message
 
(I'm not sure if he joins)
 
lol
 
3:14 PM
Razetime is a golfer
 
@Fmbalbuena he joins sometimes
 
@pxeger Quick, stop the cat before it consumes Milk!
 
jk
@​Rɪᴋᴇʀ
Drink @Milk
 
@Fmbalbuena dont we drink milk?
 
@​Rɪᴋᴇʀ Is not actual mention; there is zero width space
 
3:17 PM
@user if you say that 14 years old is children then yeah i am
and i dont think my english is the best
 
@Fmbalbuena who is riker?
 
@PyGamer0 I grew up faster rep than you! (you joined 6 months ago and me 2 months)
 
@Fmbalbuena ok i saw that already lol
and i dont know how
but ok
probably because i wasnt very active on the site
 
@PyGamer0 I visited 47 consecutive days
 
3:50 PM
@AaroneousMiller Hey
@tjjfvi Can i discuss about BF
 
4:02 PM
CMQ: can i post Tips for golfing in WIP programming language?
 
@Fmbalbuena Sure?
 
@tjjfvi Sure
 
... ok?
 
4:17 PM
@tjjfvi Are you master at BF?
 
I'm pretty sure I've written exactly one BF program
 
@tjjfvi ??? How do you program?
 
How do I program in BF?
 
@tjjfvi oh i have a tip: Anchor cell
 
Yeah, I have a couple of those in there
 
4:20 PM
But uhhh how many time do you take?
 
Idk
The better part of an evening and the better part of a morning
Maybe 5 hours total
 
oh what a waste of time.
but i have to gtg. only posting a question. I'm not sure if this will be closed.
 
@tjjfvi Writing and editing the explanation has already taken much longer
 
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Q: Tips for golfing in NLRNIS

FmbalbuenaWhat general tips do you have for golfing in NLRNIS? I'm looking for ideas which can be applied to code-golf problems and which are also at least somewhat specific to NLRNIS (e.g. "remove comments" is not an answer). Please post one tip per answer. (NLRNIS is my new esolang) Interpreter

 
4:43 PM
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

SethBaloney Sandwich KOTH Introduction In this King Of The Hill Challenge, your bots will be playing Baloney Sandwich. How Baloney Sandwich is played First, the entire deck is dealt equally to all players (EVERY BOT PLAYS; if there is more than 26 bots, it will be 2 decks mixed together). Then, the ...

 
> This could probably be golfed more, as this is, like, the second brainfuck program I've written.
Liar :p
 
Aww, my cat (stormie, the one who wants nothing to do with any of us) just curled up right beside me
 
> , like,
(I was trying to be conservative there)
 
@user this
do you understand?
 
@NewPosts I don't really think we need a tips question for this language yet tbh
There are two answers in it on the whole site, and those are both by the language author
 
4:54 PM
@RedwolfPrograms wdym
 
Well currently, you're the only one who can write tips, and the only one with any use for them
 
@RedwolfPrograms There are 2 users what use NLRNIS is me and @lyxal.
 
@Fmbalbuena generally not advised
 
ok so i have to gtg for some time (like 60 or 40 minutes)
 
tips might become outdated or straight-up wrong with language changes
though I suppose it's a bit late
@RedwolfPrograms I rejected the edit on the NLRNIS tag not because the edit itself is necessarily a problem but rather I just want the tag to get roomba'd by the script
we don't need a language tag that only has a question esp. since it's deleted now
 
5:02 PM
Np, I figured if the tag was going to exist it should have a wiki, but if the tag's getting roomba'd then yeah
My cat is watching speedrun videos with me this is so wholesome
3
 
@RedwolfPrograms I was about to ask "what game?" but my brain typed "what language"
I think that's enough code golf for the day
 
@pxeger Minecraft (but I was into Minecraft speedrunning before it was cool :p)
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Alex briesPraying code code-golfstring Salat is quite simple, there are 4 states: | stand | bend | prostrate| sit | |----------|----------|----------|-----------| |I |/ | /| I | And one section consists of stand, bend, stand, prostate, sit, prostate, sit: I/I /I/I There are 5 prayer wh...

 
5:19 PM
@Fmbalbuena No
 
@hyper-neutrino No need to even wait for the roomba, I just edited it out
 
The :3 emoticon doesn't get enough use here
 
speaking of which, we should probably also get rid of the boolean tag
 
@Fmbalbuena As a general rule of thumb, don't post a tips question until at least 2 people use it semi-regularly, and it has a decent number of answers on the site. And finished languages (or at least, stable ones) are best for tips, so that changes don't invalid answers
@hyper-neutrino
 
 
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6:33 PM
I'M SO STUPID
My pickaxe already had fortune III
I thought it was unbreaking
So there goes an hour rolling trades
Ooh a skeleton spawner
Worst part is I rolled a super cheap Unb III and ignored it
 
7:04 PM
@RedwolfPrograms Skeleton spawners are the best spawners.
 
100%, yeah
 
I thought skeletons were one of the things that killed you
 
Yeah, but for farming they're really good.
 
You get stuff by defeating them?
 
Bones (very useful for bone meal), arrows (not as good if you have a fletcher), miscellaneous enchanted bows (can be very useful if you haven't got certain enchantments yet)
 
7:12 PM
TIL about X-Clacks-Overhead: xclacksoverhead.org/home/index
 
Pretty cool
Also RIP Terry Pratchett
 
7:28 PM
skeletons are probably one of the easiest enemies to farm
 
Spiders are painful
Cave spiders are more painful
'cos they sneak up and poison you while you're clearing the area
 
they can't break doors like zombies, they can't cause damage like creepers, they can't resist or damage you back like witches (if you don't give their head LOS), they can't climb like spiders, they actually fit in 2x1s, and they take consistent fall damage so you can bring them to 1 HP and just AFK with a mending sword
 
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Q: Double spider farm - will it work?

A usernameIn my Minecraft survival world, I found a spider dungeon inside a mineshaft. There is a cave spider spawner close enough that their spawning areas actually overlap by a 2x3x2 area. This means that when I'm within a certain area, both spawners will be spawning spiders. I want to make a one-hit k...

TIL I destroyed the cave spider farm and abandoned the spider farm
 
@emanresuA huh, just remembered that was your old identicon
I don't remember you changing it for some reason lol
 
emanresu transformed into a plat
 
7:40 PM
Dang, I had melon seeds from a mineshaft, but they're missing :(
I must've fed them to a chicken, composted them, thrown them on the ground, or something similarly stupid
Oh wait, I died from a creeper explosion, and I probably didn't see the seeds to pick them up :/
 
7:58 PM
Ugh the auto-brightness on this laptop is driving me crazy
 
8:14 PM
Yeah, can be a pain
 
@RedwolfPrograms didn't know you could feed non-wheat seeds to chickens
 
I know you can feed beetroot ones, not actually sure about pumpkin/melon
 
> If two adult chickens are fed wheat seeds, beetroot seeds, melon seeds or pumpkin seeds, a baby spawns.
 
8:29 PM
And the color temperature keeps changing for some reason :/
Seems to change whenever I switch to Minecraft, so maybe it's trying to auto-adjust the coloring to make things look better?
I didn't have any of these issues with linux...so far Windows 10 hasn't given me a very good sales pitch :p
This is so infuriating
Why the frick can't windows just leave my screen alone
I think I'm moving to Ubuntu, I can't stand this
 
github down?
 
Oh wait, I'm stupid...it was f.lux, which for some reason was set to turn off when chrome's open
Wait no it wasn't
Idk I give up
 
8:47 PM
@pxeger Down for me too :(
@RedwolfPrograms But you've paid for Windows, right?
 
9:01 PM
@pxeger Looks a whole lot worse now.
 
Hope it's something recoverable
 
Why is GitHub not on outage.bingo?
 
@user In the sense that I paid for a laptop with windows on it, I suppose
But I didn't pay any money for windows specifically
 
I'd log an issue that outage.bingo should add GitHub, but ho hum…
 
@Adám Sussy baka ^
 
9:10 PM
I should get new eyes.
Ridiculously easy to get a bingo now.
 
Isn't it great that it goes down just when the only work I can realistically do requires it
 
My guess is they're getting DDOSed again
 
… aaand Webhooks is now down from Normal to Degraded.
Only Codespaces is still doing fine (but really? can you actually use it when the rest of GitHub is down?)
 
GH pages is still up
 
9:25 PM
What? It has been down for me for a while.
Oh, you're right!
 
Repos seem to be back up, too
or not
 
@emanresuA doesn't look like it, based on some live DDoS traffic maps
I'd guess they've just accidentally killed most of their capacity and that's why they seem overloaded
 
@pxeger Link?
 
actually this one is better: threatmap.fortiguard.com
 
How do they get all that data?
 
9:31 PM
they're network monitoring companies
and they probably all have data sharing contracts with each other
 
Or it's just pretty flashing lights to distract you from them trying all the attacks on your IP address
 
lol
well tbh some of them probably are made up
I just searched for "live DDoS map"
 
Ok, it's back to 500 errors
 
I've got intermittent functioning pages (maybe once or twice) 500s, 504s, straight up request timeouts
pretty sure they're just overloaded, not like some incorrect configuration that's blocking exactly all traffic
 
9:47 PM
@pxeger Looks like some kind of game lol
 
10:22 PM
Anyone wanna try this?
 
Interesting, aren't you worried about the flag giving it away?
 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
11:05 PM
When did Vyxal get that flag?
 
sighs I half expected it to get cracked so quickly
It's a spoof for H and S
I think there's some undefined behaviour going on because 100...0 appears to segfault, with or without the flag
 
Oh lol
 
11:33 PM
github's back up again
 
It seems to have been back for a while
Because I managed to do a PR review 27 minutes ago
 
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